New Server
71.63.72.162:7778
SCP:Secret Laboratory
Old man here. Haven't played a multiplayer game in years. Is this fun? Am I going to be subjected to meme spouting kiddos on the mic?
It's fun if you're ready to voice chat. Surprisingly for a Cred Forums server the amount of underage joining in is relatively low and meme spewers are shunned.
bump
Bump for fuck sake
There is already a thread.
71.63.72.162:7778
join
downloading now
joining
The thread doesn't have scp in the title neither does it have any server list
what are the controls? i mean, how do i see my name and how do i pick up a rifle?
your name is your steam name. Press E to pick up items and tab to inventory.
SCPs attack with a melee left click. Depending on SCPs you have different power.
bump
I don't think my mic is working, their FAQ says to check the in game settings but I don't see any. Is there supposed to be a UI element to tell me if it's working when I talk?
No. It's probably your mic itself check in recording devices on your system.
If you're in 71.63.72.162:7778 then people are just being ultra faggots and not talking at all. As well as intentionally going the wrong way between places and ignoring other people.
it's my first time playing so i'm just following everyone else
It works for everything else including on the mic screen on my system, other games, the test mic thing in steam and in communication programs like Skype and discord. I don't think it's that.
But is there a UI element to let me know when my mic is picking up sound like in most games?
>tfw at any moment some faggot streamer could play this game ONCE and ruin it forever as normalfags flood the place
There isnt. The game is barebones right now.
The other server has been up for longers so the ones sticking there are used to one another. We're still at the autist phase on this one.
Oh it's a "Lets run the opposite direction of the entrance on purpose and teamkill people when they spawn in" episode.
Is 71.63.72.162 even still up? I keep timing out when I try to connect.
im in
also, how much hp do zombies have? i dumped a rifle mag into one's head and still died
Hitting is really finicky due to lag. You can get the hit register but not actually hit. For example I once had the game tell me I hit someone 6 times when I was a zombie, however he killed me and had full health when I checked him.
They have around 600hp though, each shot is like 20 damage to them.
dont aim for the head with so much lag.
thanks
_Server List_
NA servers:
71.63.72.162:7778 (FULL)
77.100.90.203
GB servers:
77.100.90.203
87.114.225.236:7778
Just spawned as doc on 162:7778 and my SCP crashed, sorry guys.
>symbols compromised
>do not be taken alive
bump
Kick some of the AFK shitstains so others can join.
>mfw the scientist doesn't know how to work 914
99.93.214.180
99.93.214.180
99.93.214.180
99.93.214.180
99.93.214.180
>99.93.214.180
it better have people in it. joining now
>99.93.214.180
EU or US?
i'm in florida and have 60 ping, so i guess it's in the US
Nice east coast comfy 20 ping howdy neighbor
bump nice
There should be one for "flow of time is distorted," to mess with anyone trying to mark a date and time to the symbols they put down.
It's Alabama, and I have 1k mbps up and down, should be fine. welcome!
I'm stuck on establishing connection now
>Friendly fire off
>no FF
Smh tbqh famalam.
Is this something I should turn on? I caqn do that now but it will require a restart. Also, I can't connect to my own game after a round retsart. Any idea why that happens?
Yes because only plebbits and attention whores complain about ff because they cant micspam their shitty music uninterrupted
It's on now. I just have trouble still staying connected after each round, guess theres not much i can do about that though
so are there different human factions? i got shot in the face by other humans and there was a huge fire fight
yes. Chaos and D bois vs NTF and Nerds
Yes, there's Nine Tailed Fox and Chaos Insurgency. NTF is trying to get the scientists out/contain the SCPs, CI is trying to rescue the D Boys and kill the nerds
>disconnect
wtf
same
Me too, just when it was getting fun.
come back online you faggot
class d nerd did it
>106 intercepts the entire scientist and class d population, shtf
>server shuts down
...
dindu nuffin
Its up lads
its back up
I shut it down trying to fix my issue where I can't connect to my own game after each round. Still not sure I fixed it.
What server should I join?
>symbols have been compromised
>don't give up
99.93.214.180 is back up
71.63.72.162:7778 is pretty good but seems to always be full
Whats the server with 40 peeps?
>99.93.214.180
>Full
>71.63.72.162:7778
>Full
WE NEED A NEW SERVER IF YOURE IN NA WITH GOOD INTERNET MAKE ONE
how do you kill people with the SCP? you just need to run on them?
anyone else DC?
>99.93.214.180
just went down so might have room now
yeah
Did you know that world-renowned writer Stephen King was once hit by a car? Just something to consider.
BASED
click on them when you get close.
If you're doctor keep in mind that you can rez them by pressing E on their corpse before they rot.
If you're peanut you must not be seen to move normally.
If you're larry you must keep track of your spawn area and prevent anyone from getting close by setting up a teleport there and going to check once in a while (press tab to select power)
kill all the Chaos Insurgency
server disconnects
thanks man
Why is d boy the only fun class to play
anyone know how to set up a server? i have several that i rent for CSS, CSGO, and TF2. i think i can transfer it over to SCP but I don't see any server or admin tools
99.93.214.180 is back up with room to join
Anyone got SCP porn
yes
this game is janky and limited as fuck but still alot more fun than most games
definitively need more content and crazy events happening on the map. Its supposed to be a major breach after all.
>DC'd again
AAAAH. How do you tell which room is safe when you get teleported by 106?
>disconnect
>again
:/
dc again
>Scientist
>Spawn by self and run into D-Boys
>Decide to go the other way instead
>Run into SCP
>Escape it barely
>Lag out and DC
Spooked
It was a game update being pushed though since that's cropped up in steam
>get in game
>be raidcal larry for first time
>alright time to do a thing.jpg
>get fucking timed out
>first time doctor
>heading to my d-boys
>disconnect
i'm getting a dedicated server set up. might be a day or two. should i go for 20 players, 30, or 40?
40 at first, and 30 if it cant handle 40
You can't, that's the challenge.
But after a while the bodies start piling up, and you notice that the safe way is the one without any bodies.
> going above 20
have fun with no voice
Game update!
how to better fix the game:
>914 either no longer works on keycards or spawns rarely, as it stands rounds are pretty much d boys and nerds rush to 914
>reduce the number of nothing hallways or implement a sort of map, the layout can get confusing as hell when everything looks the same
20, anything more breaks voice chat
More than 20 players seems to break the voicechat in most cases.
20 if you want to voice chat
As in it literally breaks or it's just too many people to be useful?
99.93.214.180 is back up
Mind deleting this?
thanks
>Server Full
o-ok
The former. The netcode still has a long way to go.
Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With this statement, "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on. But that's even worse.
Yeah, also need to remove endgame being CI vs NTF clusterfuck
...
Aight lads Imma start coding my shitty 2D clone, I'll work on establishing basic networking first as that's literally the #1 priority, afterwards I'll start making D-Class and an SCP playable, if anyone has a recommendation for an SCP that isn't present in CB and not that hard to code as the main antagonist tell me, also I wont report back until I'm done with the shit I outlined above
Make two waves of D bois and SCP.
Make AI rogue SCPs. Reality distortions and all that shit.
quick, i need a good UK server.
>getting stuck in a room with the peanut
Its okay because its dedicated servers. Little streamer kids gunna join our servers
Didn't Criken do a few videos?
The fuck happened to 71.63.72.162
>Do not follow the little girl
But classical rock CDs?
what is the disarmer for? scp's or humans?
Somebody give me a quick rundown on this game. What is it and how do you play it? Is it fun?
23.16.244.67
Totally empty server, just brought it up. Pile in!
D-Boi/scientist - get out
NTF - Get scientist out, take out SCP's and Chaos
Chaos - Get D- Boi's out, kill Science and NTF
SCP - kill everything that moves
More than it has any right to be
>Is it fun?
do you really think Cred Forums can like something fun?
Need to give Dbois and Nerds more staying power, from all the rounds that I've played so far both get wiped out really fast and it devolves into NTF and QI constantly respawning until SCPs are dead. More waves would be a good idea.
Really rare to have a Dboi or Scientist actually live through.
Maybe if smaller NTF/QI teams in different locations spawned it would be better. Some should spawn in the facility to engage SCPs asap so that they don't rush the civilians. Civs going through a war zone might be better than having to survive the SCP gauntlet, then survive the NTF gauntlet,
>180+ ms
dang, we need some more EU servers.
Being the D-boi that makes it is really satisfying though, especially if Chaos doesn't spawn
D boys
Host one yourself, it's really easy
im gonna protect all the nerds and d-boys as an SCP!
Got 9 people in this one
Jump in here
That he did. But as you join Cred Forums approved servers it'll be fine right? right?
>spawn in as CI right after NTF kills the last SCP
>NTF hiding so have to teamkill to end the game
>Spawn as scientist next game, d-class finds a gun and shoots me, bitching about being a teamkiller
My bad guys forgot we were playing garry's mod.
213.49.132.184
EU server
anyone ever bought server hosting before know how to set it up for SCP? would i just buy the server and plug in the IP info or does the company have to do some gay shit to make it work? never bought a server before.
i sent an inquiry to a server hosting company since SCP wasn't on their game list. waiting to hear back from them
>23.16.244.67
Joining!
wtf doc why would you kill me then not revive? I wanna be a zombro
good lads in here get in, its not full
>is it fun
>More than it has any right to be
This so much. Its janky, looks like and plays like shit, but they nailed the concept so fucking well and its so fun that it overshadows the glaring flaws.
Helps to know that (hopefully) those glaring flaws will be addressed considering the game is in early beta.
>science man
>big jukes on doctor and peanut
>BIG jukes
>everyone else from the lower floors dead
>hear NTF gunfire
>make a break for it
>aha, they opened up the armor-
>grenade explosion kills me as they come into view
>Hiding in the bathroom hearing the crunches of all the D-class
>Escape afterwards
Fuck you peanut, always check your corners
got my reply from gameservers.com. they don't support the game and won't make a server for it
Is 71.63.72.162 up?
>Team of 20-25 c-boys thanks to a d-boy exodus earlier from jerusalem
>were all in an elevator
>Elevator opens up
>PLAGUE DOCTOR AND 5 ZOMBIES
>we all open fire
>90% of us die from friendly fire while zombies just stand there
>Zombies walk in and pick the rest of us off
God bless this game
99.93.214.180
>disconnected
make it stop
>kill 173 with the HID
good feel
>disconnect
bad feel
what server
5 slots left
23.16.244.67
wait i went into the femur breaker and it killed me but radical larry didn't despawn? does it require two people to work?
how the fuck can i play this game after 50 hours of playtime and still have fun?
the objectives are always the same but somehow its still a blast
You faggots better be around when I get back from work. I want to join in a game that it's not filled with 12-year olds
:7778 of that ip is
REEEEEEE SKELETON YOU MAKE SO MUCH FUCKING NOISE HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
YOU'RE LIKE A WALKING JACKHAMMER
Been playing off and on for the last few hours with Cred Forums mainly and no kids, just a few retards.
That's how you know it's a good game
>spawn as dboi
>in 917 making keycards with like 7 other people
>some fucknut opens the door and doc/peanut kills almost everyone
>one guy leads them away, I swipe the o5 keycard off the dead guy
>run like shit to heavy containment then the entrance level
>get to the elevator
>NTF spawns over radio
>hear them coming down the elevator
>run
>larry shows up in front of me as i'm running down a hallway
>lead him to the NTF
>get away on 2% HP
>get to the elevator, activate the nuke
>nuke goes off and the game ends
tfw larry saves the day
>can open doors while looking away from them in containment breach
>can't do it in secret laboratory
for what purpose
So, what would a server hosted from a Thinkpad T400 with 25/5Mb be like?
>Randomly kicked from the game for no reason
:(
Good. I'd rather play with tards than squeakers
>stuck in small room with 173
>can't open either door because it'd point me too far away from him
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
also why do you not have blink control in this game
a good spengies meme? surely an scp must have transported me to some alternate reality.
>electric gun fucking killed every mtf
> "i'm sorry"
ya the tards do stupid shit like setting it to rough on 914, breaking the cards and getting us trapped for 15 minutes but other than that its chill.
173 would be nothing more than a bullet sponge if you could open doors without looking at them, you have to take into account that unlike in CB you have several players looking at 173
>mfw a fellow prisoner closes the door on me roundstart
>they use bfg on me
>they killed 3/4 of the NTF but not the larry
Well it was easy after so many people died in pocket dimension
>WALKING JACKHAMMER
>SCP-6730 has been discovered
Obligatory
>escape as a class D after two run-ins with 106 and 5% hp left
>it wins the game
make him a ton more resilient then so that shooting him isn't a viable option then
isn't he like a fucking solid slab of concrete anyway?
This doesnt't work with USB mics, right?
>that panic
>snap
>snap
>"Take me... to the next level"
>snap
Fucking hell
>Pray while shooting
>Do not be taken alive
WHAT THE FUCK?
>"I ain't of nothing no more"
>Panicked screaming
golden
>crash when holding the only O5 keycard as NTF
Good luck fellas, sorry.
There are several SCPs you do not want to be taken alive by. Rape mollusk and Larry both come to mind.
There is no ui when you talk, but you should be able to hear humans talk while spectating. Scp are silent unless on their team. I had to download mono 32 bit to get it to work, even though I'm 64 bit computer. There's a link to it in their support forum faq.
>Getting rezzed in the lift
Goddamnit Doc why do you punish us
give me server unga bunga
godspeed
But what about pray while shooting? Am I praying for me or am I praying for the monster or am I praying for the sweet release of death?
Genuine faith affects certain SCPs regardless of religion, like the little demons that steal hearts from people and take them to their shadow dimension
God, Bed and Buck are the fucking best
>be scientist
>escape SCPs
>escape rogue D boys
>manage to make my way out on my fucking own to the elevator
>as I'm about to escape on the elevator, get killed by NTF
RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
who has the image guide to upgrading all the cards
yes it does
>take elevator
>door doesn't open
>press button again
>it goes back up
>press button again
>doors don't open
>do this like 10 more times
>suddenly a zombie in my elevator
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
so i'm the peanut and i'm stuck in the room with the crusher thing. how do i get out?
that wasn't a zombie in the elevator you fuck that was a science
Yo I dragged you out of elevator hell dude
fuck me the foundation hires some ugly cunts nowadays
I have been playing non stop for 5-6 hours yesterday and i dont know why i find this so fun.
>And now, the sounds of the ninties!
Oh my god
dumbass got trapped nigga
whats the US server everyones playing on right now?
99.93.214.180
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Fucking FUCK, watch your fire. 90% of the time i die its cause some chucklefuck on the same team kills me.
>the only D boy that made it alive
>NTF spawn in front
>they let me off and dont kill me
thank you
213.49.132.184 host here
game crashed due to too much bullshit noises, as far as I understand
up again in a min
Same thing happened to me
Server just oopsied?
>Timed out
FUCK
fuck i stoped chasing you because i believed they'll kill you
fucking incompetent bastards
fuck that SMFKRS faggot kill him on sight
>Hide in NTF Elevator as CI
>Kill a guy, they send me up
>Larry waiting for us at the top
I survived but holy fuck my condolences
>it's a larry camping the sacrifice chamber episode
Server explored
>elevator opens
>plague doctor kills everyone
fuck
Intel is a fag confirmed
yeah fuck off you can contain this old man
I ran away, larry tried to chase me down to doc spawn but i ousmarted the fucker and later died with chaos bro due to neck snaper cunt
D-BOYZ > C-Boyz > Blue Boys > Nerds
Rape Mollusk?
>doc wipesout whole MTF by himself
>doesnt ress anyone
you cunt
>we get to his containment room
>can't open the doors
that's fucking retarded, why wouldn't they give MTF cards to recontain larry
>Server is full.
>Server is full.
>Server is full.
>Server is full.
>Server is full.
LET ME IN, I SWEAR I'M NOT A CI AGENT
POST SERVERS NERDS
Here you go friendo
This isn't working with my usb mic.
>Secret Lab will be free forever unless they remove 173
Cool beans
>mfw you can't play as a magic corgi who busses people around the facility
Any US Servers available?
>be d-boy
>larry turns around from another d-boy he was catching up to just to start chasing me
>peanut starts following me too instead of the group with the keycards
>Play server
>Dominic breathing and mumbling in his mic non-stop
>For at least 4 rounds
What the fuck
you selected the wrong part
that part only applies to the image Untitled 2004
the line before that talks about the likeness of the sculpture not being allowed to be used for commercial purposes
Does anyone know how to avoid getting timed out every two minutes?
Get off the walmart internet or the servers that aren't in your country
>about to make it out
>connection lost
ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME
25.47.207.107
New server; East Coast
>connection lost
>scientists about to escape
lol
>server hosted in a country that's about 500 km from my house
>40 ms
>still get timed out
Ok, great advice
as long as the statue resembles untitled 2004 you cant sell it. there are some CC redesigns of the statue iirc tho. anyways even IF (big IF) he decides to use a CC redesign and sell the game, Creative Commons allows one guy to buy the game and share it with everyone else without having to fear getting into legal trouble, basically legal piracy
Works on my machine
It's timing out for me
77.100.90.203
Reminder of EU server:
213.49.132.184
I may be retarded, how do I setup a working server?
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US servers where?
I just wanted to be a d-boi against the spooky forces
fucking dboy merc'd me after i saved their asses
Why doesn't the foundation just terminate all the hostile SCPs they possibly can
port forward 7777
change settings (%appdata% -> secret lab folder) to pic related
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Some of them are worth studying, others they can't.
Because that isn't their goal or mission. They want to secure and study the anomalies.
Haha yeah, you go do that.
scp-wiki.net
Here's why.
>Super tense match
>Timed out
well shit
>Sever disconnected
You got lucky, Chaos
nice cpu bro
another server bites the dust
>he doesn't know about site 13
go ahead, what could go wrong :^)
You guys aren't going to bully me if I fuck up, will you?
I know I'm whining, but FUCK, SCP-173 is broken as hell right now. The only reason I care is because it's no fun waiting for 20 minutes for the next round.
What's up with the guy that whistles all the time?
yeah it seems to continue happening
>sound bugs out and keeps playing a fragment endlessly
>elevators stop working
>after a while game starts lagging
>after a while game crashes
starting a new server just because
They try with some of them if they REALLY can't manage to contain them or control the damage they do, but they either prefer not to or just can't destroy them.
How is he broken?
Just look at him
ITS BACK
>every thread
He's actually the easiest to kill with a group, some servers buff his HP.
SCP-173 is fine, check your corners and listen and he wont catch you, his teleportation when in sight is pretty unpredictable though
help, i'm a dboy stuck in an area with 2 doors needing keycards but the only way out is through SCP's
wat do?
What happened to site 13?
Well obviously, but even if you're facing the direction he's coming as long as he moves fast enough from a far distance than he can get behind you. IDK if this was a one off thing, but I almost made it to the exit alone as a class D then he pulled this shit on me.
The mechanics are fine, but the game seems to have issues with him currently
which one?
Shit's fucked and then a bunch of Creepy Power Rangers went in and fucked shit up
shit was so cash
ANOTHER DISCONNECT
REEEEEEEEE
>99.93.214.180
>be nerd with black card and gun
>DC
FUCK
It's time to let it die.
New server where
the most broken SCP is straight up 049, he has the advantage of Peanut without the weakness of lmao no paralyzing mechanic, and zombies give him a bunch of meatshields for free
whoops didn't mean to quote
WHY DOES IT KEEP ON DOING THIS
99.93.214.180 IS BACK UP AND EMPTY
Timing out for me
umm no it isn't sweety
host when
jesus this cunt in the tutorial is blowing my eardrums out
fuck it went back down.
someone find a new US server
>tfw a fellow d-boy locked me in a containment room.
No bully.
>It's a 'Plague Doctor doesn't revive anyone' round
Oh hey, I've seen that faggot before.
He seems to lurk around different servers from time to time
I'm hosting EU
213.49.132.184
die
>It's a US Servers are either full or don't exist round
i know bruh, I remember reading it in like 2015 and the last entry back then was about further exploration being denied. just a few days ago I re-read the article to find it has a conclusion.
>site 13 literally fucking captured Yahweh
some fucked up shit happened there I can tell ya
180 ping from florida so not too bad
>Server full
REEEEEEEEEEE
>213.49.132.184
> instantly full
TOO MANY LURKERS
Anyone got a server list?
>symbols have been compromised
>stay in the light
>First game
>28ms
>Second game
>325ms
25.47.207.107
Trying this again, East Coast U.S
Get in here Florida Masterrace!
>be guard
>stuck in elevator dimension
>no grenade to take me out of my misery
fuck
does wyoming count as east coast
Timed out for me
Midwest but you and your degenerate state should have fine ping
just tried and it timed out
SERV WHERE
THEY'RE ALL FULL REEE
>Finally spawn as 173
>106 is an autist who doesn't talk and spams my little pony theme
>49 didn't manage to get any zombies 10 mins in
>NTF manages to get the schock gun and rush the light containment 5 min in
Why do I have such shit luck
I don't get what I'm doing wrong
I followed 's Instructions
>Be D-boy
>Get shot by MTF
>Be Scientist
>Get shot by MTF
Worst faction, fucking faggots
what's your server name, i'll try finding it on the list instead
>that image
holy shit I almost died laughing, we need more OC
Big Bibba's Erection Section
WHY DON'T WE TAKE ALL THE LURKERS AND PUSH THEM SOMEWHERE ELSE
>try server
>full
>try another server
>timed out
>try ANOTHER server
>timed out
>go back to first server I tried
>timed out
Fuck this is annoying as shit
>that image
Literally happened to me, black card and all. Everybody else made it out alive.
It really is, but I guess it encourages people to stay for the ride when they're in.
>nerd
>turn card into o5
>get larry peanut doc'd at the same time
>manage to fuck around for like half an hour with all three of them still
>larry finally gets me
>pick correctly
>he fucking follows me
>go to his containment room
>realize you need another cunt
>decide to stall him
>GET FUCKING STUCK ON THE STAIRS BECAUSE THEY DON'T FUCKING WORK
shouldn't be on there according to the shit it says
Does anyone actually bother looting drawers in the entrance?
Why can't we have 5 secret secret passworded Cred Forums servs in the browser?
How do I host a server?
>Erection
ya, didn't show up
are sure sure it doesn't have to be a 7778 port?
I'm on a EU server for this reason alone
>run into radical larry as a dboi
>lead him to 914 because those assholes locked you out
>he lets you go as he phases through the wall and you hear everyone screaming
I do if I'm alone. I don't do it if I'm with a squad though because everyone's too fucking impatient to stay in one spot to try and find shit.
here
see
>Be Security team
>find the comms room literally in the first randomized area
>spend minutes shitposting by reading Woody got Wood
>Larry and friends rush to the top floor to stop me
>Distracted them so long that all the D-Class and Scientists escaped
All according to Keikaku.
Are there ANY US servers that don't time out? I don't even care if they're full, I'll just keep trying to force my way in.
nomicfags really need to stop stealing slots
If I understand this game correctly, I think my server is going to crash in like five minutes again
SOMEONE GIVE US A US SERVER PLEASE
This fuck off you austists where's the fun if you don't scream with us
You should always do it, you can get card access to 106 chamber
Only fags hold grudges between lives/matches
Honestly fucking up is half of the fun.
>that pic
More importantly you get access to the comm room
>get sent to 106's magical realm
>distant clatters and metal noises
>very faintly, you hear a whisper in the winds
>"party rock is in the house tonight"
>SMFKRS
No shit, just tk'd me for no reason.
This game really needs an auto-retry option when trying to connect to a server.
There's an awful lot of fags playing this then
Anyone else think that the nuke switch needs to be moved into the keycard room down there?
The nuke can only be detonated when everything is practically dead right now, so it's pretty useless.
It would also be nice if an NTF guard or two spawned in light containment to guard scientists/herd d-bois
>have shitty af mic
>hardly works
>tell NTF fags to close the door behind them
>noone understands
>tell them like 5 times more
>noone understands
>go back to just saying "hello?"
any servers up?
>Nerd had the balls
i had a guy tell everyone who passed him how i didnt close the door quick enough last round
OUUUT HERE ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE
25.47.207.107
Trying one more time, East coast
For 15 seconds, sure. There's surprisingly little time for bullying when you're screaming.
Game Theory: Is the Femur Breaker guy Julian?
>spawn as d-boy
>go to 914 with 2 other d-bros and 2 nerds
>suddenly a bunch of NTF barge in, gun down one of my d-bros, kill the other one with a grenade and cuff me to contain Larry
>instead of doing what they're supposed to do, the chaos guys are fucking around in intercom
>just as we get out of the elevator to heavy containment Doc and a bunch of planes come out of nowhere
>instead of retreating like the NTF and the nerds I run by Doc and get away
>after 5 minutes of wandering around heavy containment finally find the chaos guys
>we make a beeline for the exit
>NTFurries come out of the exit elevator and kill everyone
Fuck
so are there any servers that wont time out if i try to connet to them
Should've used it as an opportunity to close the door on him
timed out
i cant help that i sound like im 10
You do know that it's illegal to use "Florida" and "Master race" in the same sentence, right?
>DOUK takes medkit that was for me
Fuck you DOUK
>NTF access comms room
>NTF : "I know I will improve the mood by reading Kotaku article"
>Start reading Kotaku article on the broadcast
>30 second later an entire squad of chaos insurgency storm the room to gun down the Kotaku reading NTF
>NTF : "I guess they don't like Kotaku article"
timed out again lol
What a dick man, ignore him.
timed out
yeah man, you're a big boy at 11
Nothing I do ever works out
I appreciate you trying user.
Because you give up, amigo. Put more effort in. For us!
its okay user at least you tried instead of the lurkers
anyone have the face of the doc as png? trying to make a .gif
>larger portion of players spawns as MTF
>if they die they respawn in waves every X minutes
>set amount of lives proportional to amount of players in game
>non mtf players can't respawn as mtf
did I fix the endless stalemate bullshit?
Anyone?
P8600, 4GB RAM, 25/5Mb.
I want to turn this laptop in a 24/7 server.
this
You're gonna make it user
>escape from MTF while the other d-boi gets his ankles broken
>go up an elevator and run right back into 2 of the MTF because I have no clue how the map is laid out
rip
guide to properly make a server
BETTER YOU FIND A WAY BECAUSE WE ARE GETTING OUT OF TIME
Probably best to just set it up and see how it runs. Even if it's shit that's still about the same as every other public server available.
Really shit, only because of your ram.
I highly doubt 24/7 servers work, my server dies every hour or so with 16 giganiggas and a 1600
>Alright alright hes here
>Keep your eyes on it
>SNAP
>KEEP YOUR EYES ON IT REEEEEEEEE
>SNAP
>SNAP
PTSD sure is fun.
Okay, forgive me. I have never done anything like this before. Apparently port forwarding isn't what I thought it was. How do I port forward
>larger portion of players spawns as MTF
Perfect as it is
>if they die they respawn in waves every X minutes
That already happens but with a chance at CI
>set amount of lives proportional to amount of players in game
No
>non mtf players can't respawn as mtf
Fuck no
If you're tired of starting over
STOP. GIVING. UP.
I have a 4GB DIMM around so i can turn it into 8GB.
join [nick's] server. 5 open slots
Get fucked Doc you spawncamping bitch
more like ZERO open slots you lying liar.
>just keep the endless respawn stalemate bullshit
any 40/50 people server up?
in
>Dboy bullies me out of my card
>He jukes me out of the refinery room
Being a nerd is suffering
173.71.165.184
try this
Any East Coast servers that aren't full?
>D-cunt calls me a nerd
>I pull out my gun
>Tells me I don't have what it takes
>Shoot him dead
Don't let anyone mess with you, fellow nerd
I don't know if this will work, but
Florida East Coast Server
47.199.188.160:7777
>Carding when Dboys are in the room
I tell them to get the fuck out or I leave the door open. If they survive I lead them to escape with the upgraded card.
I don't understand anything that's going on and I just die within the first three minutes after running in circles.
Feels bad man.
Timed out bud
my survival was more important than some half dead d-boys
timed out
timed out too
You're playing it as intended.
Still timing out user
timed out
>spawn as nerd
>Don't know the layout and everything looks the same
>turn around 20 time in the first level and get DOC'D before I can even find the cog scp
Better than having MTF win every round.
There needs to be an anti-camping solution
173.71.165.184
173.71.165.184
Try again
>EU server has lower ping but lags more
I don't get it.
just keep playing, user. you'll figure it out eventually. if you're that stressed about it, there's a ton of guides online you could google.
diff user
>173.71.165.184
Timed out
timed out
>173.71.165.184
out of time
Timmed out
time out
>Better than having MTF win every round.
what this'd make mtf way weaker
right now 8 MTF spawn every 5 minutes endlessly
no you were just banned
K fag
>Peanut murders everyone including schoolshooter scientist
>He can't leave SCP-914's room without me opening the door
>As soon as I open it I'm sure I'll die
>We just kinda look at each other for several minutes
>He finds and kills a Dboy in the output chamber
>Get a chaos card after fooling around
>Want to see if 1 - 1 does anything on a flashlight before I tempt fate and open the door
>Crash
>Reconnect and he later tells me he would've let me live
RIP 173, I probably wouldn't have opened the door even if I didn't crash
not that server but
>had multiple people complain to me about smfrks
>actually had to ban someone in this fucking meme game
what the fuck is wrong with you autists holy shitfucknuggets
Having a larger portion of people go as MTF without side switching would completely ruin the balance you moron
To people getting lost constantly wandering around
GO
RIGHT
EVERY
TURN
Unless you find yourself going in a loop you will eventually find an exit
173s with high ping is the worst shit to happen in this game
Idea: Instead of CI/NTF spawning randomly they get reinforcements when a D-Boy/Nerd escapes
right now you have 10 -> 35% extra in 5 min
Something like 20-30% from the start with lets say, 50% of the playercount as lives (so in a 20 player server it'd be 10 lives, so you'd start with 5/6 MTF and 4/5 could respawn
I learned about this playing Jurassic Park for the SNES. Those """3D""" sections were a nightmare for navigation.
How do I set up voice comms in this or are they a thing that just works?
So how do you win in this game? just survive?
Useless if there are islands, and the maps very frequently have islands.
US EAST HOST WHEN
Does this work for finding the 914 room too?
When you hold down Q it works
You hit Q and it just werks.
Escape and kill all SCP or kill all humans as SCP
How do the SCP's work? Do they also kill each other? Are they player controlled? Are they random ones or original ones or specific ones?
I created a US East server
192.168.15.21:7778
>islands
What does it mean?
You'll eventually find it doing that.
And what about the D-Boys and Nerds who die during the game that didn't spawn as MTF? or the Chaos Boys? Do they also get limited lives
Once again an anti-camping solution is needed not the respawning mechanics
>timed out
oy vey
They work together, they're player controlled, and its only 049, 173, and 106
>192.168.15.21:7778
TIMED OUT
>192.168.15.21:7778
timed out
SCPs work together, are player controlled, and they're specific ones.
SCPs are player controlled, randomly picked between 049, 173 and 106. They work together to kill everyone (except Chaos technically)
It means not 'simply connected'
>If the maze is simply connected...
timed out
91.205.75.251:7782
it works but ping isn't the best
How can it be unconnected tho?
Different levels?
>join a game, no one talks
>NAT IP
you're a retard
You should know fairly quickly if you're walking in a circle, in which case you just need to find the outer wall by not turning.
173.71.165.184
173.71.165.184
173.71.165.184
Please god work this time. If this doesn't work I'm out of ideas.
>(except Chaos technically)
Where'd you get this idea? Why on earth would any of them prefer not to kill some humans over others?
Why didn't they just make the D-class bald? It's jarring having everyone look like the dude who asks for smokes in front of the gas station.
oh shit it actually works
By having islands
Because the round ends if only SCPs and Chaos are left alive
>nick's server
this is autism
they spawn as either chaos bois or just spectate
games should be a lot shorter without endless respawns so it shouldn't be that bad
More intimidating for the nerds
>sparing any humans for any reason as an SCP
playing it wrong
Works. Get in here.
Sorry, user.
It's the default server name faggot
>flashlight
THERE'S A FUCKING FLASHLIGHT?!
If you start at the red dot and always go right, where do you end up?
How is 096 gonna work? Do you think the standard server cap of 20 will choose 3/4 of the possible SCPs for people to spawn as?
Random loot item
That's why I said 'technically'
No thank you
You see the exit immediately and leave
A better option is go one direction (for CI and MTF) and find landmarks. The one with the shelves almost always leads to a gate.
The theory is based on touching the right wall as soon as one enters, so yes, it could be flawed. But it works more often than it doesn't.
depends what you consider the dot's "face".
>Server is full
Which goes back to my previous point, that completely throws off the game balance where in this scenario C-Boys are the ones with an unfair advantage if they infinitely respawn. If you're proposing limited amount of spawns for both sides then you're taking away a solution to getting rid of a camping player if Larry is taken out which would in turn lead to the games never ending once more.
Anti-camping is needed, not respawning mechanic meddling.
>Throw grenade at 106
>It hits the doorframe and bounces back into the room
>All the blue boys are standing in corners but the room is too small
>BOOM
The true walk of shame is having to leave your favorite server due to bullshit like this.
What does larry do?
>Leaving because you messed up
Why?
Everyone started bullying me ;-;
The burning you feel? It is shame.
What's the best EU server?
Pulls you into a pocket dimension where you rot while still alive.
they'd also have limited lives obv
obviously there needs to be win condition tinkering like SCPs getting out is a win condition for them & CI , all SCPs eliminated is a win condition for MTF, etc.
What happens when you create your own game from the client? Is it LAN only? I've been using the dedicated server option in Steam but it hasn't been working.
laggy as fuck
some hero make a new NA server
if you have a better server, then by all means share
any EU bois here?
I'm 213.49.132.184 host, can't take elevators or hear mic, should I start new round?
Why do people shoot D-boys? Just cuff them.
Bluejay is teamkilling xd-randum griever
>trapped in 914 as peanut
>the d-boy who locked me in gave me a chance to go but i wanted to stick with him
why are they so mean
They are worth nothing to the foundation, and they know too much. CI wants to save them to bolster their ranks
Has anyone tried to set up a server on a Linux machine?
I had one working last week, but the Saturday update broke it and now the server can't bind the port.
MTF get nothing for rescuing D-Class. The only reason you'd cuff them is to force them to be Larry bait and if the CI manage to rescue them later that's just more trouble for the other MTFs to deal with. It's objectively better to just shoot on sight.
Dr Clef's Proposal when
Because they'll shoot you in the back if you let them escape?
Yes
>round over: server changing map (or whatever the message is)
suddenly
>Disconnected, server is full!
REEEEEEEEEEEE
Can they still pick things up after being disarmed?
Is 71.63.72.162 dead or something?
the chaos initiative are objectively the good guys
173.71.165.184
173.71.165.184
US East FF
Not using a dedicated server because that isn't working, let's see if this works instead.
>trap 2 science cucks in music room as D-boy
Last I saw he got Doc'd
What's the music room for anyway
Had this happen to me, fucking insane.
no, and if they escape while cuffed they dont spawn as chaos
Timed out
Timed out
managed to connect
The one with 7778 should be up. Ill have both up in 2 hours and setting it up so i can remote in from work to fix issues, sorry lads
Is the 50 player server up or what?
Anyone know if headshots do more damage on all SCPs?
This one's good
WHY THE FUCK THAT WAS THE ABSOLUTE WORST TIME IT COULD TIME OUT AND IT DID AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>spreading chaos lies
7778 is down
any EU server?
>At least 7 NTF Corral one DBoy
>Execute on the spot after stripping of gear
>Lt opens the door and a squad CI are on the other side
You also freed the fucking peanut who was locked up while we should have escaped
>need steam to download
Fug
>we should've escaped with a card that has no checkpoint access
What was your plan, radical larry through the fucking checkpoint doors as a D-boy?
This game is too fucking dark with no flashlights, this goes beyond atmosphere and just borderline unplayable.
87.114.225.236:7778
lots of slots
>be nerd
>find a bunch of D-brats
>pls no bully
>one D-brat finds a gun and shoots me
fucking D-brats
Timed out.
Turn up the brightness then you fucking retard.
timed out
post OC
Timed out.
Yeaahh, default brightness either needs to come up or you need to either spawn with or be able to commonly find shoulder torches or something. Like yeah muh atmosphere, but in some parts of the facility you literally can't see past like 5 meters from your own face.
lots of slots because no one can connect.
EVERYTHING ISN'T WORKING
did the new update fuck everything up?
why are all the servers down wtf
Timed out
>they'd also have limited lives obv
If both teams are exhausted of respawns then how do you propose killing someone who is camping or stuck in either the Armory, Intercom or 914 room if Larry is dead too? The best solution would be to give the other SCPs the ability to open those specific rooms as well but not the surface doors. That gets rid of the camping problem on the human side of things.
Just made this
Somebody already posted my WHIRR pic so this is all I've got
The round also ends if only SCPs are left alive.
Only if it poses a significant risk to humanity and termination can be done with confidence that it'll actually work will the foundation consider termination. Otherwise they're more interested in research, not destruction.
everyone restarted steam and downloaded the update, right?
might be causing all the server issues
213.49.132.184
I cant tell if its the lurkers crashing the servers or the people who are making servers dont know what to do
just got it. High quality shit
Sudden death if nothing happens for x minutes. For example, an NPC SPC that is hostile against everyone and can get anywhere.
>Get voided by larry, make it out and his containment is open so jump into the death pod
>Somebody behind me also gets in and hits the switch
>3/3 scientists survived, all Dboys dead
Foundation superiority
goddamit douk i managed to juke you two times and get the high rank card this time
D-D-D-D-DEEPER
>server is full
t..thanks
like I said
add wincondition for SCPs getting out
not sure why that's not a thing yet
>join a pub
>people's voices go up 12 octaves compared to a Cred Forums server
please open an US server, you fucks
>Squad member sacrifices himself to contain larry
>Game crashes
I'll miss you soldier
how do I increase server size?
>1 fag leaves a door open
>gg scp
new server when
Then all the SCPs rush to the surface and because of their buffed health they win every single game. Game Balance is a delicate thing people
i dont think you can cause the plugin that increases size can break the voice chat
91.158.143.192:7777
GET IN HERE LADS
Apparently everyone's mics don't work with servers over 20 players so maybe don't do that
D-D-D-D-DBOIIII
>91.158.143.192:7777
>server is full
niggers
71.63.72.162 has slots
>Full
Every fucking time.
Still dont know what you mean by skips
Holy shit this ping, fucking eurofags
Not any more it doesn't
but it's not lagging. it's better than nothing
Nothing, its a functioning SCP in CB tho
>full
full
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>24 ms
Wew.
why is 106 so fun to play
I wonder if I can host two servers on different ports
...
Cause he is a badass in the universe and ingame for both CB and SL. Who doesn't like being a creepy fuck that's got sick powers?
You mean anybody who picks up the HID
>tfw dont want to play NTF or chaos, just want to play d-bois/nerds/scps
There should be an option to not spawn as soldiers
Can someone post that map of the laboratory again?
His range needs to be buffed like 10%
>Too scared to walk past Tesla Gate
>Somebody is screaming "SCRUB FILTER, SCRUB FILTER" on the radio
>Mess it up and die
>only want to play as larry after trying him once
There should at least be an option to "prefer" spawning as certain things, it'd still be random if say 5 people prefer SCP, but if someone prefers soldier over SCP he'd be more likely to spawn as that.
NO MICS GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY SERVER
S C P
S C I P S
S K I P S
MTF/D-Class usually call "SCP Objects" "Skips" because it's easier to say.
Can we talk to the humies as SCPs? I wanna mindgames.
radical larry was right behind us anyway
But literally everyone wants to be apart of the D-Boys
>still full
So hear me out.
The second time old man gets you, you disconnect from the server.
no even though plague doctor should be able to
new thread?
213.49.132.184 died?
How the fuck do you make puddles and teleport as old cunt? Can you?
>213.49.132.184
two seconds ago? yeah
WHERE ARE THE SERVERS
Honestly I don't know. I've talked to SCPs in the past and I know SCPs can hear people talking, but sometimes I've had SCPs talk back and sometimes it seems like they're locked to their own communications.
Yep looks like it makes it 3 rounds then dies
049 should be able to imo. 079 as well.
no, fuck that shit
Alright faggots, I'm finally going home. There better be a server up when I come back here
ye as usual
do you cunts mind if I teleport if my elevators break?
trying out dedi now
>disconnected when we had an army of zombies wrecking lone wolf nerds coming up on elevators
nofunallowed
ITS BACK 213.49.132.184
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