I would

SWOLE

who is this load toad?

mods are asleep post rare chloes

Damn! Amy Schumer looks like THAT?!??

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no u

wtf why does my computer do weird noises when i open it

it's too late

quads confirm anonimoos hacked my shit

I see Amy Schumer as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.

That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.

I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Amy Schumer is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.

I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.

Yeah. I reckon Amy Schumer does it for me.

I would like nothing more than to see her stripped naked, greased down, and spit roasted by two uncut goyim cocks like the little kosher piggie she is. Or maybe I would just buttfuck her mushy ass while I hook her nostrils with my fingers from behind.