ITT: Characters who remind you of yourself

ITT: Characters who remind you of yourself

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How does he always manage to be so annoying without even saying or doing something? His scenes are good, but he's insufferable.

It's his super skinny bellend and lack of a rump

thou art a great knave

HERE WE ARE NOW

Who /Johnny/ here?

Also, has Keiran ever done non-Brazzers scenes?

Yeah actually he's in some of Eva Lovia's best work for Digital Playground

>Digital Playground
Does anyone know why all their contract girls suddenly left one day?

The way he slapped that Blair chick in the Sex Factor just to see if she was OK with it changed my view on women forever.

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When did that happen?

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danny d is /ourguy/
>skinny
>dorky
>funny
>browses Cred Forums and loves memes
>"big guy"

elaborate

Yea but he has a massive fat cock while we have pathetic 5 inch puny peepees

>littlefinger
>his fingers aren't little

how did they overlook this glaring error? are the casting agents fucking retarded?

>Black men hate him!
>White guy discovers revolutionary new dick!
>click here to read more

Sex Factor, episode 3, 5:50 into the episode.

Maybe I'm alone but it inspired me.

I would fucking hate myself if I was a pornstar though.

Like literally feel sick to my stomach for it. I mean my wife is away on work right now and we have "cam sex". I kinda fall naturally into it because I get hard looking at her and start dirty talking and we get into it. I always feel disgusted with myself after it though, like "fuck that was degenerate."

Idk, I reckon if I ever did a porno I would probably kill myself out of shame.

thanks