>Arnold electrocutes an Irishman >"I like my potatoes fried"
Sebastian Cooper
>Arnold kills a Trump supporter >"Looks like I just made America great again"
Nathaniel Rivera
>Arnold shoots Patrick Bateman >"You forgot to check these"
Alexander White
>Arnold kills a man with a dull axe >"I had an axe to grind"
Hunter Gomez
Underrated
Nathan Wood
>Arnold throws a woman into a greenhouse >dats one way to break da glass ceiling
Isaiah Thompson
>Arnold kills a samefag >"It's not healthy to talk to yourself"
Charles Campbell
>Arnold shoots a nigger right in the face >see a nigger, pull the trigger
David Thomas
>Arnold kills a redditor >looks like I just downvoted you, to the ground
Adrian Morales
>Arnold kills a MCU character >"..."
Kevin Clark
>Arnold kills US citizens seeking asylum in an embassy
>Even if you Shill, you'll get Shelled
Easton Reyes
>Arnold kills some modern hero >I never hurt a lady before
Gavin Evans
>Snyder says hello
Connor Cruz
>Arnold kills a clown >Let's turn that clown.. *smirk* upside down.
Landon Powell
>Arnold kills a jew >"Keep the change ya filthy animal"
Dominic Allen
>Arnold beats several sailors to death >I hate getting my hands covered in semen
Andrew Flores
lamest one so far.
Caleb Nguyen
>Arnold kills a Canadian >"A FUCKING LEAF"
Austin Barnes
>Arnold shoots a man out of a plane >"He didn't fly so good!"
Austin Ortiz
>Arnold kills Truman >guess the show must not go on
Nathaniel Collins
Then I have succeeded
Adam Price
>Arnold kills a pornstar >Looks like you went out with a bang
Nathan Johnson
>Arnold shoots a faggot >FUCK YOU
David Stewart
Ben pls
Wyatt Moore
>Arnold kills Amy Schumer >"I guess women can be funny"
David Lewis
>Arnold shoots a teacher >"Class dismissed"
Ian Jones
>arnold fucks a fat mexican maid >creates 10/10 barbarian prince offspring
Aiden Gomez
>an hiv-infected arnold rapes a little girl >"aids doesn't matter"
Jacob Foster
lame, that would never happen
Jonathan Hall
>Arnold throws CIA out of the plane >Looks like I'm in charge here now
Lucas Walker
>Arnold kills a Cred Forums poster >"The bigger they are, the harder they fall"
Jonathan Gutierrez
meta
Jordan Martinez
>Arnold performs an abortion >Hasta la vista baby
Hunter Rogers
>"you're a big guy-" >*arnold shoots cia* >"-fuck UUUU."
Robert Harris
>I've gotten more kennedy head than oswald
Eli Sanchez
For you
John Nguyen
this one
Michael Wood
>Arnold kills an illegal immigrant >"Looks like your visa just expired"
Jason Brooks
...
Chase Collins
>Arnold drops a giant cross on a crooked priest >When the praise go up, you see the blessins commin down
Alexander Rivera
>Arnold kills a nigger on his plantation >"I'm a slave to my prejudices"
Jason Stewart
kek
Bentley Wood
>Arnold kills an Arab >Allahu Ackbar, baby
Luis Gonzalez
>Arnold throws a giant knife, pinning a guy to a way >"Stick around"
Luke Miller
>Arnold throws a baddie into a sewage tank >"You're in deep shit"
Aaron Miller
>Arnold kills a terrorist. >"Fuck you!"
Nolan Anderson
>Arnold kills a doctor hiding in the hospital >"I see you"
Bentley Moore
>Arnold kills a slant-eyed chink >"Now you don't see me, now you don't see me." how did they get away with this
Carter Evans
kek'd and check'd
Justin Ward
>a way you fucking incompetent idiot
Charles Gray
>Arnold kills a faggot >"Y M C Dead"
Blake Campbell
it is true, he pinned him, away, to a wall. before he was next to him, now he was away, against the wall.
William Bailey
>Arnold snaps Trump's neck sitting next to him on a plane >''Please don't disturb my friend, he's very low-energy.''
Xavier Ortiz
>Arnold kills a big guy >"For you"
Kevin Taylor
>Arnold kills a transvestite >go tuck yourself
Josiah Bennett
underrated
Jonathan Morris
oh
Mason Collins
LOL
Colton Gray
>Dr Pavel kills Obi-wan >"You're not my friend"
Sebastian Wood
>Arnold kills an attempted robber >Oh my god! Someone call 911!
Dylan Cook
Which Arnold movie has the most wordplay or one-liners? I want to say The Running Man, if only for the variety, but surely there's more my half-awake mind can't think of right now.
Angel Richardson
>Nice trip to the Promised Land >There's your exodus >Now it's six million and one
Jaxon Butler
>Arnie kills someone with a wood chipper >GET IN DA CHIPPA
Hunter Phillips
>Arnold kills Dr. Pavel >"You don't get to bring friend in hell"
Jayden Perez
checked, paid, and carried out.
Aiden Perez
>Pushes a guy out of line >"You lost your place in line"
Liam Nguyen
>Arnold kills Gordon Ramsay >Orders up
Landon James
>rings bell
Adam Martin
>Arnold shoots loaf of bread >''You're toast.''
Gavin Scott
AHAHAHAHAHAHa
Jackson Hughes
>Arnold shoots middle at someone >Call a doctor, they've got missle poisoning >What the fuck Arnold?
Hudson Moore
>Arnold is sent to kill Hillary >"I fully endorse her and believes she's America's last bastion to a brighter future. A vote for Hillary is a vote for equality. I have been sent here by Trump to murder her but I have seen the light, I shall make amendments by slaying that bigoted fuck."
Nicholas Roberts
I'm gonna fill you with iron... Man
Justin Davis
>Arnold forces a meme >HOWEVER
Jack Jenkins
The real question is
What would Arnold write in his suicide note?
Charles Walker
>Arnold pushkicks a guy into a shark tank >Your net revenue is down year on year so I'm out!
Ryan Myers
See you at the party, Richtor?
Idk I got nothing
Alexander Powell
>Arnold gets told he can't load a shotgun >Wrong
Jaxon Adams
>Arnold kills himself >I won't be back
Asher Jones
>Arnold kills a pizza delivery guy >Hasta la pizza, baby!
Brayden Brown
>Arnold drowns a man in a flood >come hell from high water
Anthony Reed
>Arnold drags a man to death behind a tractor >slow and steady wins the race
Kayden Price
>Arnold kills The Flash >"Not so fast"
>Arnold kills a watchmaker >"Time's up"
>Arnold kills Bill Gates >"Install a Vista, baby"
>Arnold kills a fortune teller >"I guess you didn't see that in your future"
Julian Lopez
>Arnold kills Seth Rogen >it's over, he had the high ground
Easton Cook
>Arnold shoots a knife wielding assassin >Sorry, you didn't make the cut
Gabriel Brown
>arnold kills an abortion doctor
>I'm beginning to believe in extreme late term abortions.
Caleb Adams
>Arnold kills his gay boss >you better watch out for aides
Chase Bell
>Arnold kills Bruce Willis >That wasn't hard at all
Noah Russell
>kills the govenor >you've just been recalled
Ayden Cruz
>Arnold cuts a man in half with a chainsaw >timber
Lucas Wilson
>Arnold shoots a man before throwing him out of the plane >"he didn't fly so good"
Nicholas Rogers
>Arnold is a character with ice powers >I've got a bone to pick with you
Josiah Gray
>Arnold drives over a bad guy lifting up a manhole cover >Look both ways before you cross me
Asher Fisher
>Arnold kills bad guy at a party with a rocket launcher >Lady friend later asks how the party was >"It was a blast."
Brody Martinez
What would Arnold be called if he was American?
>Arnold Sharternigger
Ryder Cooper
>Arnold grabs a woman by the pussy >"I unendorse Donald Trump because this sort of behavior is unacceptable!"
Zachary Davis
>Arnold burns a pregnant woman to death >you shouldn't smoke while pregnant
Hunter Butler
Arnold Schwarzeburgger
Ayden White
hmm
Logan Martin
Arnie is notorious for offering bad advice to stunt the competition
Sebastian Turner
>Arnold hangs Hillary a la The Hateful 8 >What the hell happened here, Lane? >She went high
Andrew Clark
>Arnold finds a bunch of cocaine in some gypsy's wooden leg and pours it out all over the floor >"Cocainum."
Brayden Morales
Sylvester Stallone
Isaiah Martin
>Arnold releases a herd of wild cats on Trump >"Try grabbing that pussy".
Angel King
...
Josiah Ross
>Arnie shoots an SJW >"Now that's what I call triggered."
Logan Carter
Am I witnessing the birth of an EPIC NEW MEME?
Easton Evans
>new Welcome to the 4chins
Josiah Evans
underrated
Gabriel Watson
Nice
Julian Campbell
>Arnold shoots a villain eating breakfast >there's a cereal killer on the loose
Andrew Lee
>Arnold walks out of divorce court >the kennedy's haven't fucked someone this bad since Chappaquiddick
Xavier Rodriguez
>Arnold shoots Piers Morgan >SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED.
Jose Phillips
Kek
Jonathan Ramirez
>Arnold kills a midget >"Grow up"
Mason Morris
Holy shit
Camden White
>Arnold throws knife into Piers Morgan >"Piersed that guy."
David Perez
What is movie is this one from?
Levi Morgan
>Arnold kills a bathroom >"there is no bathroom."
Camden Gutierrez
Collateral Damage
Dominic Bennett
...
Jaxon Perry
>tfw trying to come up with one >can't think of anything funny
Brody Walker
>arnold crushes a skeleton >i got a bone to pick with you
James Harris
>Arnold knocks out a comedian >"There's a punchline for you"
>arnold kills a vietcong >it ainĀ“t me starts playing
Gabriel Adams
>arnold smashes a fly >he didnĀ“t fly so good!
Thomas Campbell
>Arnold KO's a donkey >"Jackass"
James Cooper
>arnold kills a cherokee >i see red for you
Elijah Gutierrez
>Arnold kills a beaver >"You damn fool"
Josiah Foster
>Arnold kills a mercenary >"Lotta loyalty for a hired gun"
Daniel Wilson
>Arnold kills Ryan Gosling >....
Wyatt Price
>Arnold kills Tarantino >"Uno farto @ 3:17"
Thomas Allen
>Arnold kills Bane >"Was that also the part of your plan?"
Nicholas Gray
>Arnold kills a programmer Byte the dust
Leo Flores
>Arnold kills a King >checkmate
Luke Robinson
...
Hunter King
>Arnold kills himself >"I won't be back."
Josiah Morris
>Arnold shoots a man before throwing him out of the plane >"he didn't fly so good"
Dylan Carter
...
Colton Rivera
Excuse me, but SHALLposters need to remain on /k/. Thanks.
Robert Hernandez
>Arnold kills a boy in a wheelchair >"Society no longer needs to bend to accommodate those that were born inferior. So many tax dollars are wasted each year on the installation, upkeep and maintenance, and prosecution of those that are out of compliance, of handicap accessibility methods."
Joshua Ortiz
>Arnold kills a bug >DonĀ“t bug me!
Joseph Watson
>Arnold has gay sex >Fuck you asshole
Oliver Turner
underrated
Lucas Anderson
>Arnold kills Jonah Hill >"You're dad called. He wants his cum back!"
Josiah Jones
The most underrated post in the thread.
Jeremiah Turner
>Arnold kills a kiddo >What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? Iāll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Iāve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Iām the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youāre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thatās just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little ācleverā comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnāt, you didnāt, and now youāre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youāre fucking dead, kiddo.
Mason Taylor
>Arnold kills Mr. Krabs >Are you feeling it, now?
Logan James
>Arnold kills an abortion doctor >"Time to exercise my right to choose."
Isaiah Allen
>Arnold kills an alligator >"You're luggage"
Dominic Howard
>Arnold throws a man off a casino balcony into a roulette table >"Bet it all on red"
Liam Murphy
>Arnie kills a bad dude with a chair >Take a seat
>Arnie throws a woman through a glass door >ladies first
>Arnie kills Mexican >I guess its just nacho day
>Arnie smashes in a guards' head with a rock >Welcome to the Stone Age
>Arnie curbstomps a Mudslime >I think I stepped in shit
>Arnie kills a teacher >Thats gotta smart!
>Arnie kills a math professor >You're out of the equation
>Arnie headshots a baddie >Dont let it get to your head!
Xavier Howard
>"bet it all on dead"
James Fisher
>Arnold sucks a Canadian's dick >"I like my leafs blown"
Leo Carter
IMAGINE
Brody Williams
>Arnold kills an editor >erase this!
Jonathan Ramirez
...
Henry Bailey
4/8
Luke Hughes
>Arnold kills Monica Lewinksi >You blow!
Chase Wright
>Arnold kills an astronaut >that's one small step for man and one more killed for mankind
Tyler Parker
>>Arnie kills Mexican >>I guess its just nacho day
Luke Watson
...
Angel Turner
God that's retardedly funny
Grayson Cook
>Arnold kills a bodyguard >Houston, we have a problem!
Gavin Kelly
>Arnold beats Hillary to become POTUS >"I'm with her? No, I'm with HURT!"
Liam Mitchell
>Arnold kills Darth Vader >He was a good friend!
Dominic Edwards
...
Jackson Lewis
>>Arnold kills Obi-Wan >>I was a good friend.
Thomas Morris
>Arnold impregnates his maid and has an illegitimate child >"Looks like you missed a spot"
>Arnold takes steroids and cheats to get ahead >"I'm a big guy for you"
>Arnold has hordes of autists with mommy and daddy issues worshipping him >"an aspie a day keeps my ego up all the way"
Joseph Robinson
>arnold kills himself >oops looks like I killed myself xD
Grayson Peterson
When Is the apprentice with him starting?
Parker Ortiz
never. he endorses crooked hillary
Gavin Hughes
>Arnold throws a child from a roof >"hope his parents didn't have any plans"
Wyatt Wood
>arnold kills you >youre mom is gay LOL
Jordan Williams
1/3 >not astronaut
What the fuck were you thinking?
Noah Lewis
>What the fuck were you thinking? too obvious
Nolan Cruz
>Arnold kills God >Burn in Heaven!
Ryder Cox
>Arnold kills a linguist >Death Sentence!
Ayden Sanders
>kills Jonah Hill >eat fresh... bullets
Jayden Martin
>Arnold kills Whitney Houston >Houston you have a problem
Brayden Howard
>Arnold puts Brendan Fraser out of his misery >Looks like you've had your JUST deserts
Matthew Taylor
>Arnie curbstomps a Mudslime >I think I stepped in shit >Arnie kills a teacher >Thats gotta smart!
these are shit, rest is breddy gud :DDD
Joshua Carter
>Arnold takes steroids and cheats to get ahead It wasnt illegal at that time, and of course everybody was taking them retard.
Kayden Baker
>implying brenny isn't already dead
Levi Phillips
...
Gabriel Myers
>you weren't on the list
Subtlety isn't always best.
Daniel Watson
>Arnold kills a mexican >CanĀ“t stump the Trump
Eli Carter
>Arnold kills you >not your personal army, faggot
Parker Anderson
This is my favorite so far because I can hear him saying it so well
Carson Howard
I don't get it.
Jose Taylor
>kills a banker >"Hava Nagila, baby!"
Jose Gonzalez
Should have happened in Kindergarten Cop.
Is 2 worth a watch for Drago?
Carson Rodriguez
>Arnold is quite the science wiz >piss on ants
Lincoln Rivera
>Arnold has problems with his wife >consider this a divorce
Cooper Foster
Hey now, that one actually happened.
Benjamin Cruz
>teacher chasing Arnold in a car >Arnold kills him with a throwing knife >teacher crashes. >If it bleeds, it leads
Grayson Foster
...
Thomas Diaz
>"I won't be back."
Jeremiah Sanders
Nailed it
Henry Collins
I read: >Arnold burns a bank teller alive >"Smoking is bad for your wealth" My subconcious is a genius
Jordan Wright
>Christopher and Patrick look like pussies but Joseph looks like a fucking barbarian what the fuck
Brody Collins
>Arnold kills his wife >"Consider it the divorce"
Jordan Thomas
>Arnold kills r/Cred Forums >"Sure is Reddit in here"
Aaron Sanchez
>Arnold throws Donald Trump off a cliff >Now that's what I call a landslide victory
Nathaniel Diaz
>Arnold kills a newborn >"Spawnkill"
Brody Jones
>Arnold kills John Oliver >Born 1977, died in the current year, man
Gavin Sanchez
>Arnold kills a MGTOW >Wrong way
Connor Murphy
>Arnold kills James Bond >"Shaken, not alive"
Owen Brooks
Running Man or Commando
Ian Johnson
>Arnold kills a movie director >"That's a wrap."
Eli Phillips
>Arnold blows Daniel Plainview to pieces >There's your milkshake
Xavier Perry
...
Charles Moore
nice
Angel Stewart
legendary
Zachary Roberts
*Hillary Supporter
Wyatt Watson
January I think
Isaac Flores
I laughed Should i kill myself?
Austin Martin
>Arnold kills himself
Thomas Cox
Arnold kills Liam Nesson you were on the list the list of my fist
Jack Morgan
>Arnold kills his wife > "consider this a divorce"
oh wait...
Ryder Phillips
>Arnold kills Maury >"you are not the father"
William Sanchez
>Smashes guy's head to ice >And thats how you break the ice
>Impales man with a guitar >Play with your heart
>Decapitates arm with symbal >Lets not start with sour note
>Throws professor from balcony >Dont jump into conclusions
Daniel Cox
witnessed
Carson Watson
...
Samuel Harris
>Arnold kills Hillary Clinton >"...more like Killary Clinton!"
Jayden Lee
hmmm
Connor Richardson
Batman & Robin
Isaiah Thomas
>arnold beats up a deer >"well...you started it"
Chase Evans
you're pretty good
Ryder Thompson
er, not all arabs are muslim idiot.
Cameron Parker
Impressive
Xavier Baker
>arnold beats up a feminist "he's your equal rights...and some EQUAL LEFTS NYRAAAAGGGHH!!"
Carson Martin
-_-
Adam Thompson
>arnold kills a McDonalds worker after getting his order wrong by shoving his face on a burger grill "you want fries with that?"
Jayden Butler
Arnold threads are best in life.
Brody Barnes
better.
Owen Torres
>Arnold kills Zyzz "You dyin' brah?!"
Landon Evans
>Arnold rips off someone's left arm "Don't worry. He's going to be all right."