Britain - Sweden

Britain - Sweden friendship thread

>Both mercilessly mocked on Cred Forums
>Other countries project their own failings on us
>People are actually pretty cool

Honestly Swedes are 10x better than those arrogant smug pompous cunts in Norway

you are the second biggest bully after yanks

apologise for bants and we'll see

Fuck off Sven, get back in your little Cuckshed you embarrassment to western society.

Fuck off Sven.

Fuck off Sven.

GET BACK IN YOUR SHED SVEN AND SHUT THE FUCK UP

I dont allign with shit skins. And the worst of shit skin enablers.

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Fun fact: Sweden and England has never been at war with each other, apart from a phony war after Napoleon gave an ultimatum where there was no fighting and trading kept going as usual.

Sven, don't you have to prep the bull and vacuum your shed?

What? The bants are fun times.
Yanks are fucking cunts though.

pls go meme in another thread

Who gives a shit about all these ugly anglo-neckbéards and fat-yanks here kek manlets all of them.

I wouldn't mind a based Anglo-Nordic union. Netherlands can come too.

Shut the fuck up, your embarrassment of a country is already fucked.

>imblyign I meme

I don't think Britain is always mocked. Frankly we're the only Western European nation left with a chance

sven pls go

I'm sorry for all the bants Sweden. It just feels bad seeing your big brother being so fucked while we have it so good.

I-i want the old Sweden back ;~;

all you faggots can do is recyle your old meme jokes, le bants am i right

don't fuck with me

The British Lion is eternal, so at least I as a Dane still believe in Britannia.

God save the Quen

>brits
>actually pretty cool
You clearly haven't been to England. But swedes are pretty cool, yeah.

Fuck of cuck, we've got plenty of problems but don't pretend we're as bad as you.

You clearly haven't been to the UK, foreign cunts.

Like it isn't true

He should be brown.

No reason to be mad, Hassan, I dislike brits just as much as you do.

How is your country any better? London is 40% non white

>Sweden and Britain friend thread
>Everyone shits on Sweden and Britain joins in

Oh, but it's not like there is absolutely no reason to shit on Sweden

I never said that. Its just that I wanted something nice in my life for once.

fuck off maggot, your pathetic micro shitstain of a country is as useless as ever and you still come here and act superior.

Go make something nice then pussy. No balls

>act superior.
We have a thing called janteloven. So we don't you hypocrite.

Lol FUCK Sweden

Gee, but I wonder how can you say my country is a shitstain while you became the laughing stock of the entire board.

Tak ven, hvor fra?

I'm used to being called a cuck on pol. I don't mind, it's like aussies being called shitposters, canadians leafs, indians poo in loo etc. Unavoidable.

Thats true. But its kind annoying only getting responses like
>flag
opinion discarded
when you try to have a fucking conversation.

Flags were a mistake.

The only thing they're good for is to see a flag you haven't seen in your life up to that point. My favorite new one is the Grenadie.

Norwegian sounds like Stockholm-Swedish, except it's even more gay.

fuck ikea

Aalborg er undervuderet. Er nok den eneste unge der syntes Kobenhavn er kedelig i forhold til hvad den var 15 år siden. Er nemlig selv opvokset i bymidten der.

fuck surstromming

Glem ikke om alle de "durr Jylland folk er dumme" vittigheder.

This thread is fucking hilarious

They do get us a huge christmas tree every year so i like em

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>apologise for bants
>being so pathetic that you can't find anything to fire back and then get all passive-aggressive by demanding an apology

Never change sven

Man skal vidst til fyn for den gælder :)

I'm suprised at the absence of Finns, they usually show up when the opportunity to bash Sweden arises.

Uh, that's the Norwegians lad