Short hair

Are you implying that if she's in the 5'4-5'7 range she'd be bigger than you?

I both love Aqua and Megumin.
What do?

How to spot a manlet posting.

I seriously hate how that English speaking countries still stick to imperial for height. Having to convert mentally is somewhat annoying.

Yes. And probably heavier than me too.

There are extensions for that you know

This reeks of newfag

>isn't a cute girl (male)

Any waifu that's over 5 feet is disgusting.

Fuck them both

Perfect height for a women is 5'5 to 5'7

As a man you should be 6'0 or above.

Short hair on women is always disgusting

If that's an adult height you're at risk of having manlet sons.

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The best traits in a waifu are long hair, 5'1 or less height and 100 pounds or less weight.

Put them in dresses, do their hair and you got pretty daughters.

5 feet is 152, 6 feet is ~183.

One inch = 2.54cm
One feet = 30.48cm (twelve inches)

>Short hair on women is always disgusting
Say that to my waifu's face, mate.

Yep

A waifu should not be bigger than you so your taste is shit.

There's that word again. Go get snu snu'd,

A waifu should be 8% shorter than you, it's not that big of a risk

>A waifu should not be bigger than you so your taste is shit.
I'm 6'2.

Are you a manlet?

>long straight hair
>enormous boobs
>6 foot tall
Bad traits desu. Generic neesan as fuck tier

>Short hair on women is always disgusting
How short are we talking about?

No but enjoy your 7 foot tall waifu then

I like metric units but hate that it's done in centimetres and not decimetres (that no one really uses I know). Because in English you swallow the entire word in one go instead of going syllable by syllable the less syllables there are the better.

What's faster?

"Five, five"

Or

"a hundred sixty five"?

>"a hundred sixty five"?
That's not how you do it though.
You say one sixty five.

ditch them for superior girl

I want to fight a big oni girl for sexual domination though.

I already told you the perfect height for women, are you this dumb as fuck?

I imperial when shitposting to pretend to be an obnoxious american, but I use metric when I'm serious because only Americans use imperial.

Why is she so good?

Bully Aqua, mating press Megumin.

I'm a manlet, why does it matter?

>How short are we talking about?

Something in the lines of this abomination

How about I beat you and your family with a metal bat?

No enjoy a waifu bigger than you.

Swap long straight hair for long curly hair and it's perfect.

Then you have no right to say what size a women should be since you're a little bitch who'll give birth to more little bitches who then who'll create a whole legacy of little bitches in your name.

Let the higher ups decide the perfect sizes for women.

>not mating press megumin while making yuyun watch and wait for her turn

A waifu being bigger than you sounds fun desu.

How did Kazuma even get his hand on those types of clothes in his Isekai...

Why do manlets create a whole legacy and lanklets create nothing except maybe one kid?

My waifu is a big girl.

He's rich as fuck, he could just pay people to make them to his exact specifications.

Why would you call if dfc if you don't like it

It must suck to have a dfc waifu.

You can never use her chest as a soft pillow

You're hilarious, I've yet to say anything. If your height makes you so much better than me, then why are you here? Why are you most likely a waifufag that hates actual woman?

Gotta spend that money on grown up clothes. We can't all shop at Kids Gap like manlets.

My brother

Why are YOU calling it delicious flat chest?

>says the guy with like 4 dfc waifus

Because having 1 tall kid is better than having an entire legacy of little bitches who get bullied by tall bullies in school

Yunyun's upgrades look disgusting.

For (You)

>it's done in centimetres
It isn't.
Human height is done in meters.
My height would be written as "1.85m" or, since everybody around here knows to expect meters, "1.85". (actually Germans use , instead of . but let's not confuse you too much at once)

The idea that we're using cm is probably based on the American problem of needing to convert between units, which the metric system doesn't have. And thus it doesn't make a difference to me whether a height is given as 185 or 1.85. So long as I know it's a human's height, I can read it without difficulty. 18.5 would look confusing though.

>You can never use her chest as a soft pillow
Says you.

Young girls are the best. Middle/ early high schoolers are the best~

>willingly resting your head on a flat washboard

That doesn't sound comfy

Use her stomach as a pillow then.

Try it out.

Most places, at least the rest of the western world, use , instead of . as I understand it. I really don't know the story behind it but this time it's 100% the UK's fault and it's just been inherited by every English speaking country. I'm choosing to believe that they knew we needed to be arbitrarily different and planned ahead because it's more entertaining that way.

Jokes on you. I like sleeping on the ground and using hard objects like wood or rocks as pillows.

I unironically want to titfuck a flatchest.

>6'2
>not a manlet

7'11 king of manlets detected.

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Steamy explosions!!

Well said.

The best~

thank you, this was very helpful

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>i want to tittfuck nothing

One of the best scenes of Gundam X right there
>Shit, how do we take out that ship
>I know! What if we set the lake on fire?
>"Don't be dumb!"
>And then we fire the microwave beam at the lake and explode the entire lake in the one go!
>"FUCKIN GENIUS!"

this is exactly the doujin and scene I was thinking of.

You should write manga

Ditch Aqua because she has no bad luck and no common sense and would idiotically waste all your money on stupid shit and scams. Marry Megumin and live somewhere she could cast Explosion every day and humor her when she acts chuuni. That and a full stomach every night (she grew up poor and hungry) will keep her perfectly happy and content. Excellent wife material.

you can basically fuck a mans chest and have the same experience

Because fuck it it's an OVA

he means disgusting flat chest because he's a degenerate nigger who likes big ol anime tiddies

that or he's robert morrow

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>wanting a women to have a chest like a man

>calling anyone a degenerate

You need to get bottled son

BIG GIRLS ARE BEST GIRLS AND BEST GIRLS ARE BIG GIRLS!

>traits in a waifu
Get the fuck back to Cred Forums with your waifu = character I like bullshit mentality.

lol

Earring are underrated desu. Sauce.

Hahaha.

Go away.

>Below average intelligence

One thing I think we can all agree on, whether we like big tits or flat chests, is that Aqua a shit.

I really like both Megumin and Darkness.

That depends on what the environment is like.
Below average in USA != below average in Singapore.

I like all three and would like to take Kazuma's place because hanging out with them seems like so much fun

Darkness is a bro tier tank.

>Under 5'3"
Opinion disregarded.

I want to explode inside of Megumin!

Would you survive at that distance from a nuke? Short-term, of course, since the radiation would presumably kill you within a few days if you didn't manage to escape the fallout.

Those stations were unmanned.

Not at surface level. The flesh will literally be ripped off of your bones at that distance.

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You'd probably receive a lethal dose of radiation at that distance and die within a matter of minutes. That's assuming the shockwave doesn't cause hemorrhaging and the air isn't still too hot to breathe.

imagine the force required to vaporize a wooden telephone pole
you just saw that happened to 5 poles not 50 yards out
it flattens buildings
the air pressure is great enough to crush your bones in your face and hands easily
you're beyond dead

Iris objectively is the best girl

>All that work typesetting your shop
>Fuck up the grammar

Sup newfag.

le sekrit club xD

Do people genuinely think ironic shitposting gives them some sort of high ground? This is baffling.

No need to get mad at me because you said something stupid.

Just accept you fucked up, remember that no one will remember that if you don't double down on your stupidity and keep replying, and move on.

I do like breasts, but I love my waifu more than any slabs of fat and I would not give her up for anything in the world.

>muh board culture

You would literally vaporize if not turn to goo.

But I am a lolicon.

What if she's 21 but looks like a middle schooler?

>middle schooler?
The Best~

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Yuno is the living proof that your taste is shit.

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>Short hair on women is always disgusting

No

What about
>Short hair
>DFC
>Tall
?

Is she actually DFC? She obviously isn't a D-cup but I've never seen a picture of Kashima in a swimsuit or bra.

Cute height, cute hair, cute boobs, cute personality. Why is Aqua so great?

She's flat enough to get confused as a guy by Waka, and there was a page I'm gonna try to find where she wears pants because her sore throat makes her sound like a boy on top of already looking like one (she even mentions her flat chest).

This is a thread about girls and not boys

That's a guy

Found it. I'd say this basically confirms it, and I think the manga has a bio page for her where it says "Breast Size: Basically Nonexistent."

Conceded: DFC is proven.

I try to know things about my waifu people aren't sure about. She's way too attractive to not love.

People only realize right now that Aqua is superior?

Aqua is literally the best girl of the series

>> will never be able to enjoy Asian >>waifu due to height. Please kill self

Can someone explain to me why the sky goes dark immediately after detonation?

It's just the camera. Point one at the lightbulb in your room, see what happens to the rest of the room.

Oh, that makes sense. Thanks user.

It's the same thing were city lights blats out stars in the night.

She has a fat, aromatherapeutic ass so it's okay

And the most annoying.

Your choices are
>Malnourished sunni terrorist
>Narcissist with shit for brains flying off the seat of her ass
>Boobs

pick none

DON'T MAKE FUN OF TAIGA

>can't even be seen as a woman by the main character
Can't even be considered a waifu.

If I remember correctly, the cameras broke immediately afterwards from the shockwave.

she looks like saber here

>le almost 90% of men aren't tall enough maymay
/fit/ pls go

>le
Fuck off.

>Are all the worst traits in a waifu
Yukina has all worst traits in a waifu

>Not picking Iris

5'5 is the tallest of my preferred range in height

I'm 6'3

i dont know why i like short women so

You're trying too hard to fit in you filthy newfag.

You are not trying hard enough to fit in. Lurk more.

There are people who actually and unironically like Shitqua? How terrifying.

Well she is a noble after all

Taiga a super SHIT. Best girl right here.

>Draw a boy, call it a gi-
Wait wut

I'd cheat on taiga just to sniff her red pubes

THAT'S A HUGE BITCH!

WTF that makes Kazuma 5'4. When will nippon midgets learn?

>learn
You mean "grow".

Manga Taiga >

Shinobu can have any body type you want her to have.

What's her height?

158cm.

DFC > disgusting cow tits

You just don't understand the greatness that is reverse traps.