Black Lagoon

You get to fuck 1 of the many murderous women of Black Lagoon but afterwards they'll kill you in their own unique way, who do you pick and how will they kill you?

Also, Black Lagoon thread.

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I chose B

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Where's the I-cup from?
I don't recognize her from any chapter.
Also I honestly think Jane's are implants, the fakeness would fit her character more and I don't think many Indian chicks are that stacked.

Q.

I's from the light novel afaik.

What a dumb way to start a thread,

A better, and more consistent way is to ask for pictures of Sawyer.

Because you didn't read the novels.

That's Caroline Morgan.

The light novel is barely readable. Spore did a great translation but the writing is fucking atrocious.

where's the lost neveravine rip of Black Lagoon

what's this?

Does anyone think Maki-chan can't kill you?
She can survive against Washimine clan!
youtube.com/watch?v=-CuSc9mOCJ4&spfreload=10

damn roberta is stacked

AA Fabiola a cute. A CUTE!

I'm talking about the digital rips of the digital release of the english translations of Black Lagoon

G for justice.

Balalaika, what a way to go.

I want Q to sit on my face.

Roberta

Then I'd cheat on her with Eda

I'm safe

E or H

Lotton The Wizard. Because I can just kick him in the nuts mid-speech and steal those delicious broomhandles.

Gotta be G, hopefully she blows me up and I die quickly and spectacularly

B, but I talk her out it in the end through the power of love.

Good taste.

>A better, and more consistent way is to ask for pictures of Sawyer.
I can't be here all the time, what if people want to talk about Black Lagoon when I'm not around?

The only good thing to come out the the LN was this picture drawn by Hiroe himself.

I wish he gave us a little side story or doujin about Revy's days working for Rowan. My dick would be diamonds.

He has a metal cup, and I doubt you kick as hard as Roberta.

Try steel-toe boots and american football experience. A cup will only protect them from being crushed against the body, it doesn't really help with how the impact jostles them.

>Try steel-toe boots and american football experience
Again, you can't kick as hard as Roberta

>it doesn't really help with how the impact jostles them
>implying the cup isn't heat treated vanadium steel with a soft and puffy silk/velvet liner

It won't be painless, but it's not like he couldn't handle it.

Fuck: Greenback Jane
Death: Smothered by her dirty pillows

Roberta, theres no other way nigga. Im sure my death will be bliss.

Easy choice, so what happens to me after, I get my dick mutilated and die from bloodloss?

I'd like to pick Gretel, but I have a feeling her unique way would be extremely painful.

>spats under a meido uniform

JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL

Revy, because she'd be a fun wild fuck, and then she'd probably kill me quickly with a bullet to the head

Fabiola is underrated, to be quite frank.

The only downside is you'll get your head smashed in by her bare fists.

>nobody picking Madame Flora

Bunch of low-test faggots in here.

Why would I pick anyone but the one I love?

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>that discman

Take me back

I'd be garcia so she won't kill me.

I took this pic from the manga I got laying around because I can't find the last "special" from the wired red wild card online. In fact, I've never found it online. Did it ever get scanned and uploaded somewhere?

>I'd be garcia so she won't kill me.
That's not how this works sorry; you wasted your chance so you end up getting paired with Dutch.

Sometimes I forget that Black Lagoon takes place in the 90s.

What could Jane possibly do to you to kill you? She's weak as a kitten and clumsy as fuck.

Either way, you'll likely have a gun to your dick. Balalaika.

On a serious note, so is the manga finally continuing?

>so is the manga finally continuing?

It starts and stops whenever this lazy fuck feels like it, basically

Best taste

Why are there two Revys.

For fucks sake. Why is this guy so lazy? If it's because of life, then that's completely understanding, but if it's just because he doesn't want to, then I'm not sure how to feel.

For a proximity comparison on the second row, obviously.

>Bala and a shot to the head after roughing me up
A good way to go

>What could Jane possibly do to you to kill you?

Something akin to "killed by too much sex" I guess.

AA Fabiola for sure.
She can kill me like this.
Worth it.

>Laziest Mangaka

I don't know man, Togashi is still around.

>but if it's just because he doesn't want to

He enjoys drawing porn and basically coasts off Black Lagoon's success. Picture him as a slant-eyed The Dude and you've got the right idea.

Entirely intentional.

A complete new volume is being readied for release next year.

He sounds like his own spine wants to kill him though.

Let's not forget he's got a hand in the Bikini Warriors anime.

I want Eda since I have a fetish for nuns , she'll kill me by shooting in the head before throwing off the plane.

>He enjoys drawing porn and basically coasts off Black Lagoon's success.
When was the last time he even wrote any new doujin? I don't think I've seen any in a couple of years...

>yfw you like reading manga from probably the top laziests mangakas around
ILL BE PATIENT

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for you

Sawyer looks unimpressed, I think it's because she's used to MY size.

>Well ladies, it looks like I'm going out... with a bang!
>I've heard of gangbangs but this is ridiculous
>Don't worry, that's not a gun. I'm just happy to see you!

If you're walking on thin ice, you might as well dance.

>Eda
I think she might have other ideas.

Some motherfuckers always trying to ice-skate uphill.

>iunderstoodthatreference

H. Roberta and I would spend the night snorting coke and fucking like rabbits. Then she'd intentionally OD me and leave me to die. Another night in Roanapura.

B for best

I'd take Q in a heartbeat.

If you sacrifice the ability to ever have sex with any of them, you'd instead get thrown a weapon during a taxing mission.
If you manage to survive and/or prove yourself, you get to tag along with an outfit. If you keep up a good work, that is.

What say you user? Are you in it for the super-action or the shapely dames?

>something I know I'm not fit to do, versus someone I want to do

>Are you in it for the super-action or the shapely dames?

Nah, I'll take the sex.

G is love
G is life

>she'll kill me by shooting in the head before throwing off the plane.

So what's the next step in her master plan?

What about Shenhua?

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DO NOT LEWD THE KAPITAN
THE KAPITAN IS NOT FOR LEWD
YOU WILL BE SENT TO GULAG

But I just want to drink tea with her tovarisch.

Maybe some sex later.

We don't need more Roberta in the manga because hentai doujins and pictures featuring Roberta and Garcia portray what happened to those two after the end of Roberta's second arc almost perfectly.

Lovely gal.

I just want to touch her hair to see what it feels like.

She looks better without make up.

>go on a murderous, drug-fueled rampage
>destroy the boy's innocence and traumatize him for life
>TIME FOR FUG :DDDD

I'm gonna go with no.

Why is Minimaid so huggable?

I finally found the Revy picture from the bunnygirl set that Rei drew. Here it is.

She would literally unzip your dick use that as a starting point to skin you alive.

Or something.

You underestimate how thirsty Roberta and Garcia are for each other.

We all know there was a trio with minimaid, don't deny it.

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Even the author drew a picture of Garcia and Roberta getting frisky. See

>Jane

Accidental death.

She hacks into my car's control systems remotely over the internet to display a message reminding me what to buy at the grocery - but accidentally disables the brakes, leading to a fiery crash.

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Thanks user, I've been looking forever for this. Time to add it to my Revy collection.

I like Jane less after she bullied Feng in volume 10.

I've slightly updated the Black Lagoon girl tier list.

>AWESOME tier
Revy
Eda

>WILL FUCK YOU, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND tier

Balalaika
Shenhua
Roberta

>YOUR BFF tier

Sawyer
Fabiola

>REALLY CUTE GIRL NEXT DOOR tier

Feng

>HIV POSITIVE BUT CUTE tier

Jane

>ROCK'S MORALITY PET tier

Yukio

>NEVER HEARD OF 'EM tier

Caroline
Tatania (?)

>KILL IT NOW tier

Gretel

>MAGICAL GIRL POWER tier

Radical Revy-chan!
Magical Maid Roberta-chan!

>IF ONLY IT WAS CANON tier

Girl Rock

>HAES tier

The brothel owner

>NO tier

Yolanda

>KILL IT NOW tier
Fuck you too, buddy.

It's pretty fucked up what happened to those kids, but you have to admit they were too dangerous to let live.

There's a magical girl version of Dutch at the end of volume 10. In the omake.

>>WILL FUCK YOU, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND tier
>Balalaika

Implying I wouldn't want this.

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I'm not saying that's a bad thing, user.

Do any of you anons own any Black Lagoon merch / manga / dvds?

I bought a lagoon company patch from the patch merchants over on /k/ that now sits on my range ballcap

privyet

That's actually really cool. Reminds me of that one user long ago that said he was going to Southeast Asia and live this sort of life.

>one user long ago that said he was going to Southeast Asia and live this sort of life

He's either dead or literally Rambo by now. Either way, he's lived more than most us us ever will.

Eda is such a great and underappreciated lady.

Why is manga Revy so cute?

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*Why is Revy so cute?

And she just keeps getting cuter.

Did someone say cute?

>A complete new volume is being readied for release next year.

Is this just hearsay, or actually confirmed information?

It's on his twitter iirc

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Super-action sounds fucking awesome. I'd roll with that crew.

twitter.com/hiroerei/status/725880926132011008

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Gonna go to bed, hope this is still up when I'm back. A good long Black Lagoon thread is a rare thing around here.

Thanks for the blogpost

>"In 2017 I think the book is published."

He "thinks"? I wouldn't hold my breath, guys.

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To be honest I don't think Roberta can get a firm grasp of a fight like that anymore.

So, a choice between life or sex? Man, that's a tough call.

I'll go for the classy Russian, have her suck on my "cigar" a bit, and then experience a glorious death at the hands of a spetsnaz firing squad. Totally worth it.

Bump.

Bump again.

Great taste.

Oh you!

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ROTTON

ZA WIZARDO

YOUR LIFE IS FORFEIT

Revy with nail polish is sexy.

>Revy will never give you a secret message tucked between her boobs.

God, there needs to be more of this thread.

Give it up, user. It's had it's time in the sun. Hiroe, the shifty bastard, is probably going to asspull an ending when he can't be bothered anymore and that'll be it. Best to prepare yourself. It's been a hell of a ride.

I'm playing vidya online now user. I'll post more pics after I'm done.

Bump 3.

Thanks a ton user.

REMINDER THAT ROCK WANTS THE HELP OF THE AMERICANS TO NUKE ROANAPUR , END GAME WILL BE RUSSIANS CHINKS HUNTING ROCK AND REVY DOWN AND ENDS WITH REVY KILLING ROCK.

Reminder that your theory is retarded and doesn't fit any actual character development.

Bumping.

Feng is a major qt.

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Gonna be pissed if that Azasuke work isn't scanned.

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I'm still waiting for the Past Memory English translation.

Feng a shit
A SHIT

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It's a real tough choice. I like Eda and her duplicity, as well as her general smuttiness. But Sawyer and that loli maid are really cute.

Uh uh. She's cute.

When's the next chapter of Black Lagoon come out?

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A shit whose boring arc is taking away time from inevitable Dutch or New York arc.

She's ruining everything

Probably in 2017, and it'll be a full volume.

What is she listening to?

My guess is Skinny Puppy, or maybe "Pretty Hate Machine" era NIN.

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As fucking if, homie.

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Would you kill her, then collect the bounty on her?

Will Fang die?

100%.

Gonna be sad when she dies at the end of this arc.

I wish figures like these were available.

No, she'll be taken to safety by the Ripoff Church. End up in a CIA black site and waterboarded/raped for her information on Chinese hackers.

I see her willingly doing it and telling an interested foreign intelligence agency everything about China's cyberwarfare program it if meant a new identity.

She's got all sorts of death flags, but I hope she goes out with a bang.

Hiroe is such a fucker.

He has so many plot points seeded but we'll most likely never see the culmination of most of them.

Could it be possible that Hiroe has just gotten fed up with the series, and will never complete it?

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>TFW you will never walk barefoot with Revy on a Thailand beach

He'll keep making volumes when he runs out of money.

It's basically a Miura situation, except Miura at least waited until he had done more than 9 volumes to become top-tier lazy status.

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>purple hair
Triggered

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Easiest way to tell mangafags from animefags, so I don't mind.

Manga Revy a cute! CUTE!

I've noticed that a lot of Black Lagoon fanart from Japan is made by fujoshi.

You guys think Balalaika ever met Venom Snake during her time as a military commander?

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Shenhua looks super-fucking-hot there, but I think being offed by Balalaika would be quicker and less painful.

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This is honestly fanart in general, the sheer amount made is incredible

Some of the most popular series out there are dominated by their kinds of fanart

will Revy ever get to tap Rock's benis?

How many more years until there's enough content for a season 3?

Really? That's interesting. Black Lagoon is the only series I've seriously poked around Pixiv and the Japanese part of Twitter to find fanart for, so it comes as a bit of a surprise.

D or Q
I want to be dommed and loved.

Balalaika I guess.

Can we pick from the Jormungand girls too? They're in the same universe.
my answer to that would be all of them

Sawyer's Anal Assault.

>They're in the same universe.
I don't like this meme

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I wish I knew how to use toranoana or I'd order it myself.

Well, there are rumors going around that Snake was once hiding in one of the cardboard boxes kept in Balalaika's base...

Someone should do this.

I like Azasuke's Black Lagoon douijins, even though his ladies' legs usually look really stumpy and short.

Omega, no doubt.

Someone on /h/ already bought it and said they would scan it, but nothing has come of it.

Damnit.

Popular battle shonen and seinen are notable, from Gintama to One Punch Man.

For a doujinshi example, If you look at last Comiket's One Piece output I think there was only 1 circle for general 18+ doujin while there were well over a dozen for the male 18+ doujin

That's not even getting started on series that cater more to them which produce far more

That's quite interesting. I'm used to Western fandoms, where a series is either dominated by men or women fans, not women making up most shows or game's fans.

I'm not trying to insinuate they make up most fanbases or anything like that, just that a considerable amount of fanart is made

A bunch of doujinshi circles at a Comiket are nothing compared to the overall popularity of something like One Piece

Oh, I see. My mistake.

Still interesting to see that women make up the majority of fanart for manga and anime series.

>tfw I cannot find any of these women attractive because they are all tryhard edgelords with no personality.

Togashi's sick; Horie is on Twitter everyday.

Even Q?

Try looking at men, your ass might open up

Well Revy is a huge tomboy...

NO! Revy and rock will get happy ending

I hope they do.

Why do Revy and Balalaika have the same bangs?

I never realized how stacked Roberta was until I saw her in the boob size chart image.

I pick eda, because I like feisty blondes
cause of death: A silenced gunshot to the back of the head

Am i the only one who only wants to play games with rotton and sawyer

I do.

I like her lipstick and the "ching-chong" red eyeliner that Chinese girls in anime tend to have.

>wanting to fuck literal stalin.
пошел на хуй.

There's nothing wrong with that.

What's funny is that the men in the show act like total bitches compared to the "tough" girls. I like my women to be natural not fitting a fetish.

I think it's because Rei has a fetish for strong and dominating women, so it's not surprising that the men would be the opposite. An interview he did that was in the English version of Volume 8 (or 7?) mentioned something like that.

I can see that.

>the men in the show act like total bitches compared to the "tough" girls. I
They really aren't.

Aside from Rock or someone like Rotton, everyone else is competent

The fact that Rock is the main character and is like that should tell you a lot.

You're looking for some sort of self-insert shounen. Which sucks for you, since Rock actually has a character instead of just "Punch things+nakama".

Please, justify Rock being able to fight while still maintaining his character, place in the story and all his relationships with the other characters.

You can't. His feeling powerless is part of his character and drives his choices. Him relying on Revy to help him do things is a key part of their relationship.

So get yo dumb shit outta here

>Implying that Rock wasn't a self-insert of a salaryman at the start of the series.

It's almost like you think that's relevant.

Although ironically him being a self insert is an even better justification on why he's not some kung-fu master.

Why do mangafags try to bully animefags? It's sad.

Can I turn in this prize and become a member of Hotel Moscow under Balalaika instead?

Because the anime is dumbed down for the lowest common denominator and fucks up multiple things?

And anyone that bases any sort of discussion, theory or prediction on it is stupid?

Nah.

Well I don't want to die if it isn't for Balalaika so I turn down this offer.

Let's consider for a moment, superior short hair Revy

That hair looked good on her.

Ok.

Bumping.

Fuck man, I dunno, pretty much all of them are perfection. I don't think Black Lagoon has a single shit girl.

I think I'd go with Eda, since she's probably the best lay. Or maybe Balalaika has more experience? Then again, Roberta's the most attractive. But Sawyer might be a bit of a wild card - who knows what kind of kinky shit she's into?

Maybe I'll just pick Revy, for the most painless death.

"Do you girls happen to accept credit cards or is it cash only?"

It happens during the act.

She forgot she was keeping razor blades in there.

Balalaika having more experience than Eda in bed? Very unlikely

Not if you consider that Eda's current personality is manufactured in some way. She used to hang out with senators at Langley.

And Balalaika was a woman in the soviet military. She got used hard before she made it too the top.

I heard the anime is for fags. Stick to manga?

I can't find sauce anywhere, pls help.

It's because I took the picture with my phone straight from volume 10 of the manga. As I said, I can't find the special online.

Manga first then consider watching the anime after

I have it, but it's not translated.

Don't listen to this. Reading is for fags. Watch the anime

pls post.

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your going to get it..
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is it true that there is a canon h-manga from the autor?

There is a 100% guarantee that Hiroe has lewds.

I got the English manga laying around here but only got a phone camera to take pics. If anybody wants, I might give it a try in ~1 hour

I figure NIN or Alice In Chains would be something she'd like.
I should check out NIN more desu

She might like Alice Cooper.

I wish he'd draw Sawyer more, he's pretty good at it.

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Anyone from No-Bra up to K
Death by Snu-snu

>I like my women to be natural not fitting a fetish
Black Lagoon is not for you.

I wanne see a picture of sawyer getting bullied at school by some jocks or some popular girls.

They could try.

Roberta is the best maid in anime history.

What's the most realistic ending for Black Lagoon?
I don't why but I always imagine Revy killing Rock for going way way too far.

CIA cleaning everything up.

As long as it isn't a sad ending I'm okay with everything.

I wanne hear Dutch's real backstory and why he made up he was in 'nam.

I recently bought an AR-15. Does that count?

No, it should be a kalashnikov or a .44

Which kind?

AR is objectively better.

>AR is objectively better.
I'm sure. If you're going American for Black Lagoon merch either go M14 or go home.

inb4 mudtests

I'd rather a Mini-14 or AC556 than an M14

I'd roll with the team. I already want to throw my life away anyway.

Young Yolanda looks like a prostitute version of Balalaika.

Jane

If the manga and her relationship with Benny boy is true she will fuck me to death. Slowly. Literally suck out my lifeforce through my dick.

Sport 2 because it was cheap, but I'm trying to mod it into a serviceable full-auto rifle. Basically, I have the slidefire stock on it already, and I'm looking to drop the recoil by about 73% while also decreasing the trigger pull to 2 lbs so that the slidefire capability (which relies on recoil to work) will still be serviceable. Should make for a much more accurate pseudo-full experience overall.

I've also got plans for a forward grip not unlike the one in this picture. The final product should actually look quite a bit like the gun in your picture, which does itself appear to have been based off of a Smith & Wesson AR.

sawyer a cute!
A cute!

>Sport 2 because it was cheap
Smith & Wesson makes pretty decent rifles.
Thing is also that it's an AR, so in time you can replace some cheaper parts and what not, with an AR, the lower receiver can be cheap and that works, what you can do later is to get some MagPul furniture (or whatever else you feel is nicer to hold than A2 furniture).

One worthwhile upgrade, if you shoot a lot of cheap ammo, is a Nickel Boron plated bolt and bolt-carrier, the AR is already easy to clean but it makes it even easier.

>I've also got plans for a forward grip not unlike the one in this picture
VFGs can help with running bump-fire, as well as controlling recoil in general, though consider other options than a quad-rail like in the picture, that shit is kind of dated and heavy, there's other ways to mount them.

>The final product should actually look quite a bit like the gun in your picture, which does itself appear to have been based off of a Smith & Wesson AR.
I'm pretty sure the gun in the picture is meant to be one of M4A1 the carbines (at the time, these would have still been made by Colt), that was used by one of the American special forces guys in the maid arc, it's kitted out with SOPMOD, which would be vaguely fitting for the time period I suppose (aside from the EoTech sight).

A lot of AR15s are just made to that vague M4A1 style these days, A2 furniture (same grip and stock), sometimes a quad-rail in place of handguards, railed flat-top upper, etc.

That she is.

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Damn those are somecute feet.

>either Revy or Rock dies
>live goes on like nothing happened

>that 'muffin top' effect with the stockings
I want to kiss that.

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Who is that dude?

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>he made up he was in 'nam.
We don't know that. Maybe he's really in 'Nam, but not as a soldier.

That is a fact.
Look at this fact.
It's so factual.

Captain Benny

>indian hacker girl is K-cup

I don't recall her ever being drawn as stacked in the anime.

damnit man you can't just include tantalising things like this as an after thought

same with roberta - never drawn as having h cup boobs

He never strictly said -when- he was in Nam, or how old he was when he was there, or what side he was fighting for.

He could have been fighting for or against the Communists after the Americans left, or he could have been involved in some guerrilla warfare after the Vietnam War, he could have been a child soldier.

She got stacked in volume 10.

She'll bully them.

Nah, more like they bully her and she murders them to revenge.

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I took the liberty to scan it so excuse my horrible scan techniques.

Second page

Third page

Last page

Thanks user.

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There's also this afterword

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Garcia is a fucking idiot for putting the dick in crazy

>buuuh don't put yu dick in crazy buuuuuh
Never come to these threads again.

purest olev!

What is legit the chance that lazy fuck will never continue this? 50% at this point?!

>You get to fuck 1 of the many murderous women of Black Lagoon
>1
>one
>ichi
>uno
>ein
HOW COULD YOU ASK THAT OF ME YOU EVIL MOTHERFUCKER?
EVERYONE FROM NOBRA TO K IS GOD TIER, THERE IS NO CHOOSING
THERE ARE SOME THINGS YOU SIMPLY CANNOT ASK OF A MAN
FUCK

Poor Fabiola.

I just want happy ending for rock and revy.

I want to rub my cum into her burn scars like lotion.

fabiola has just a
>can't be helped
face, I think she's happy for them.

possible/confirmed happy endings
>garcia-roberta
>benny-hindu
>chinglish and druggo, if he comes from rehab
>balalaika and commander rusky
>rock and revy
Lot's of couples.

Shit. Time to draw loli Balalaika.

>Shenhua
Death by burst eardrums due to all the shrieking in Cantonese.

Shenhua: Aiya!(川Д´#)

Any choice that isn't D.2 is wrong

You should draw all of the girls as lolis.

I like crazy Roberta more than regular Roberta. Her hair looks great and I bet she fucks like a monster.

And her crazy face is sexy too.

Bump.

If google translate is right, Rei was in America last week.

He was back during June. That's when he took that 9/11 memorial picture.

Bumping.

Something tells me it's just you and me here buddy.

It's fine user. At least Sawyerfag has come over and said some stuff.

I want to stroke Balalaika's hair!

>Revy with "chinky" red eye makeup, lipstick, and red nail polish.

Holy shit.

I'd like to see drawfag come back and draw some more stuff. Last time I saw him he was drawing some Jane.

We had one that said he'd do some genderbend, but never came back.

But the Jane stuff was nice. She needs more love, even though she is a bully.

I want to hug Fabiola until her head pops off!

What's so good about him anyway

Did anybody save that?

Fuck, man. Rei should've kept that style on her.

Revy's lifestyle catches up with her, and she's either gunned down before her 40's (preferably while protecting Rock from something one last time), or she drinks herself to an early grave.

Following this, Rock eventually goes back to Japan, realizing that Roanapura is way over his head.

Hard to say about Dutch, now that his background is in question. But he'll eventually shut down the Lagoon Co. and move on.

Benny is totally arrested again, and given a choice: Either hack shit for the NSA, or go to prison.

Well, I have the season 1 & 2 DVD box sets. Revy's fashion style inspired me to get a pair of those edgy, fingerless leather gloves. A Zippo lighter with something Lagoon-related on it might be nice, seeing as how Zippos are their lighters of choice.

Too think that the manga-ka of Ah! My Goddess ended up with a 20 year J cup cosplay girl. After preggo she's probably at K or L cup size.

I want to tear down balalaikas IRON CURTAINS and shove my UNCLE SAM into her GULAG until I CAPITALIZE all over her BERLIN WALLS, if you catch my drift

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I'd fancy one of those zippos too even though I don't smoke. They're stupidly expensive though.

They're, what, 30 bucks? And refillable.

Hold one in your hand and you'll realize it's worth it. I don't even smoke either.

The matte black ones look great engraved, even if they don't look very Black Lagoon. Here's one I did the other day.

I'm not just shilling Zippos because I sell them, either. No sir.

This newly released official lighter that i saw was like 12k yen so more than 100 bucks but I guess custom made ones might be cheaper.

This one?

Yeah, you could commission something similar from me for about $45 (if you happen to live anywhere nearby, which I doubt).

Wouldn't have the relief skull & crossbones though, just a flat image.

Meant this one but they're alike: sundaygx.com/blacklagoon/

And yea, I'm from that little country that Germany always uses as a shortcut when they wanne fight with France.

You could check your local tobacconists and cobblers to see if any of them do laser or impact engraving.

Even if they don't, you can still get text engraved on them by hand, which looks quite nice on Zippos.

Either way, I don't think it would cost more than the local equivalent of 50 USD.

I wouldn't mind having this.

Well, thanks for the tip, I'm going to bed now as it's 2.30 am here. Let's see if this thread survives another night.

Green back Jane. All Night. For a week. As she slowly steals my money and leaves me completely bankrupt and penniless living on the streets. Curry for dinner every night of the week.

What is that monstrosity that it is holding?

Some kind of tropical fruit or something?

Coconut crabs are cool.

It's part of their ernest effort to ruin absolutely everything.

>fruit
It looks like it has a hundred eyes, I know of no fruit that looks like that.

But yes the crabs are cool.

>That sad feel, when no big mansion in some warm, tropical country to live in, where I could just forgo shoes completely, and go barefoot all day err'y day, feeling the warm tiles under my exposed soles.

The anklets make them look even cuter. :3

I want to eat it.

No fair, Drakengard Man at least has an upcoming sequel to Nier with Platinum games. That actually has a promise, unlike everyone else you could list.

AR-guy here ()

That sounds like a pretty good idea. As of right now I'm sitting on 1k rounds of PMC X-Tac and maybe looking to pick some steel-core rounds in the same brand, so this could very well be a useful upgrade to me. Thank you for the suggestion! I'm also looking to get a side-pull charging handle down the road, when I've got a bit more money to throw around.

No, I won't be running a quad rail for my VFG. Probably going to stick with the one that came with the gun, actually.

As to the specific gun used in that other picture, having taken what you said into consideration I agree that it's more likely to be a Colt, but it just looked so much like this one rifle featured in my M&P 15 instruction manual that I would've sworn they were the same gun, if not for the lack of the specific insignia that S&W likes to etch onto their guns. Bottom of pg. 12 if you know what I'm talking about, otherwise, it doesn't even matter.

>Benny's swimming trunks

Mah nigga. Mah mutha fuckin' nigga.

Ill take her the next week than.

>balalaika not ending up with mr chang
Off yourself

Ain't Rock a wanted man on area 11? How can he go back there without getting imprisoned.

The best thing about Jane is that there's more than enough to go around.

Bump.

I'd prefer Balalaika end up with WWIII.

I miss when these threads use to happen all the time.

Bump.

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The problem's that you don't have enough content. If a thread was made every week it would become stale but if one's made every 2 or 3 weeks it will feel more refreshing.

Also, good morning, good to see ya kept it up user

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At least Fabiola won't torture you to death. At worst, you might get 00 buckshot to the chest or a face full of 9mm very quickly.

I've had sex with a girl who's upper body is covered from neck to navel in burn scars (excluding her right arm)

AMA

Please kill yourself.

ty

How was it?

>She looks better without make up.
And that's how you can tell Black Lagoon is fiction.

Great, she was awesome

>doesn't want to know what irl balalaika looks like
KEK

Did you try to get her to cosplay as balalaika?

Don't want to hear your reddit tier ama bullshit, that's most likely just as fake as the liar who did the whole story about the IRL Revy.

Wew hell no. That would be super weird. She is asian anyway.

Except it's not fake at all. We spent a week in Finland together and her torso is one big burn scar.

How did she get the burns? Napalm air strike?

>picking anyone besides based faviola
gifs of her shooting nigger and kicking their balls in with knives attached to her heel made me pick up the piece of shit known as black lagoon

Was she a war vet?

Her grandma spilled a pan of boiling water on her when she was 2

>no one is asking me what the burned skin is like

Okay so it's very stiff. Doesn't stretch much at all. Makes her breasts look really firm actually. No sagging there. She had to have her right arm "released" when she was growing up as her arm outgrew the unstretchy scarred skin. Bunch of marks from that.

So like, balalaika's scars would be thick, smooth and they would basically not stretch. Her face would actually be really weird to look at, her experessions wouldn't affect half of her face.

>her experessions wouldn't affect half of her face.
So like Sylvester Stallone.

PHOENIX!

Integra from hellsing always makes me think she and balalaika are related somewhere down the line.

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bump

Again only us 2 here?

No user kun

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user, that's lewd!

What is this, a Revy for ants?

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I guess that's better.

Easy.

kek

Pffft. Garcias innocence was long gone by RBT. By that point he just wanted his waifu back, even if it meant getting shot. Hes his own special brand of crazy too. They're perfect for each other.

Technically, Roberta's a pedophile.

So are a lot of people here, what's your point?

Where are the doujinshis?

On sadpanda.

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Vote trump

nhentai.net/g/25886/

Thanks, senpai

Her poor neck.

That's not a very good animation.

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Why would a man create such perfection as 1996 Revy, then change it?

Some mysteries can never be truly answered...

Sawyer is so pretty in that dress~!

Shenhua is looking good too.

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I do appreciate a Black Lagoon thread.

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Not knowing Black Lagoon. I would everyone from AA to K.
>inb4 "only pick 1"
>fuck your rules, I play my own game

When it comes to size I generally like em big, but smaller are okay.
Really anything is okay as long as they got some boobage, and isn't a child, fat, ugly, or old.

I wonder if we'll reach the bump limit...

Maybe.

Is bullying Minimaid ok?

He should draw the girls in those old alternate outfits again sometime.

Which do you think looks the cutest though?

No, minimaid bullies you.

Bump.

Gangsta reminded me of Black Lagoon the first few episodes before it went to shit. This woman's like the ugly version of Balalaika.

Is it 500 posts on Cred Forums?

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Glorious filters, dude

>Somebody colored that

MUH DICK!

Yeah, she should definitely wear that proto outfit someday.

500 posts and 250 images afaik

Why is tanned Roberta so great?

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That artist draws really sexy Robertas.

>sexy roberta
Is there any other kind?

Are there any Yukio fans out there?

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Her friend was cute

I'm still waiting for the hardcore snuff film.

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>she has eyes

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I'm torn between G and H. That being said, none because I ain't married to any of 'em.

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Yeah, first question is how the sod they got proficient hackers such as her when they only got modern computer systems just that year (or the year prior).

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>I like Azasuke's Black Lagoon douijins

FCUK THAT! It's always either them being victimized or behaving grossly OOC!

And pretty ones too!

I like them for the art, mainly.

I can see Balalaika demanding a guy to fuck her but I don't think she'd get rock to do it.

It's all doujins anyway, there's like two futa ones of my waifu but I don't complain, I simply don't look at them.

Asian eyes looked good on her; Hiroe really should've kept 'em.

>woops, I accidentally 3 years XD

LAZIEST
FUCKING
MANGAKA

>She got used hard before she made it too the top

Not when she's nomenklatura.

>dat little kapitan

Still waiting for a Twowho doujin featuring futa Kaguya areping Mokou (perhaps with futa Eirin areping Keine on the side).

>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who don't think /ss/ is the most patrician fetish

Still waiting for him to just draw artistic pinup nudes of each individual character, with full frontal.

It would be the only right thing for him to do.

>CIA
>cleaning anything up

I just don't see the big deal.

It's kind of like yuri to me, it's like "Eh, I guess that's nice and all, but it does nothing for my dick."

>M14
>Black Lagoon

Wait, what?

Guess it's some childhood fetish, I can understand it though. Roberta's a better match than minimaid but he should knock up both of them nonetheless.

I think that's what they call skindentation.

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Her clothing did kinda project some additional mass in the anime, which would downplay her endowment.

>>balalaika and commander rusky

I kinda figured she and the 'Nam vet would have something going.

>get around to reading all of Black Lagoon
>dig all of it, power through it in a sitting
>latest arc introduces an ELITE JAPANESE HACKER GIRL that in a bizzare and ironic tweeest gets exiled from her country in a similar way to how Rock did
>she IMMEDIATELY seduces him into helping her after getting into a firefight with random people and dragging him and Revy into the mix
awful
truly, just truly awful

She's Chinese

I want to brush it.

>their ernest effort to ruin absolutely everything
>ernest effort

Nope. She's Laotian.

You are blinded retard.

Why did they have to completely cripple Roberta in the anime

That reminds me, I wouldn't mind a doujin with Revy and those prison dikes or Revy showing her moves on tits McGee.

Raymond and Sanchez used that.

SCANSLATION FUCKING WHERE?!

>grayscale illustration leaves assets exposed
>color illustration covers them up

It's okay user, the manga is better when it comes to Roberta's Blood Trail. They cut out a lot and added bullshit. They should have put the almost rape of the little girl in it instead of adding Revy's rape.

So can I, but for her to be the sub?

AKM-faceshot_NO.jpg

>>IF ONLY IT WAS CANON tier
>Girl Rock

Don't forget Benny!

>You will never get a war crazy vet blackmail you into fucking her so the worms don't eat away at her brain

What a crock of shit.

Well, isn't it some kind of fetish where powerful people like to give away their power for a moment to be completeley dommed? I could understand something like that. Tiring to always be strong and feared.

This is a psychotic FARC war veteran

>flat nerd hacker loli
Kinda want

>the little girl

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It kinda bothers me though, ya know. If they ever, in the distant future, put out a new season of BL, then Roberta is still in a wheelchair. She's banned from all the action, so to speak.

Perhaps they knew from the author that Roberta's story was basically finished with Blood Trail and thus they seemed to think it was appropriate to dramatize it a bit more by showing off that actions can have lasting consequences, something Roberta will remember for the rest of her life.

Still think it's bullshit though.

You forgot meganekko.

OOC is the name of the game for h-doujins. Your'e there to see the characters get fucked (willingly or not), not for the character-building.

The one that was saved by the american soldier in his flashback. The village where everybody had been killed except for her.

Feng didn't seduce him. Rock was willing to let her go and die until Revy popped into Feng's apartment after Rock told her to fuck off to invite her to cook up scheme to save Feng's ass and get back at those that burned Feng. Revy did it because she's not happy with how Rock has stopped caring about helping people because Fabiola shot him at the end of Roberta's second arc for using people like he did. Revy wants him to be like he used to, so she's using Feng to make him do something good again. Feng wants to get back at those fucking with her, so she agrees.

DO NOT WANT. I prefer that alpha females have the alpha mindset at all times, ESPECIALLY when it involves indecent activity.

oh, you're right about her not being japanese

and maybe you're right about me being retarded, but that doesn't make the beginning of the current arc suck any less. The whole cyberwarfare things is actually pretty neat, but seeing what might be an interesting arc revolve around such a shitty character is a downer.

Indeed, revy wants to live a quiet life with Rock in Japan. Balalaika noticed it when they were in that underground parkinglot in Japan.

It's not about what you want, it's about what she wants.

Who's the 4th guy those assassins aways talking about in volume 10? Is it God or something?

>it's about what the doujinka wants

FTFY

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>doesn't like futa

>abloo bloo bloo he doesn't like my trannyporn

Not them, the weird bunch hired by the chinese guy.

Obama.

That would be nice.

What did he mean by this?

Why not just give her a FAMAS?

'T was a nice thread guys, I'll make another one in a week or 2 with the same pic.

Fabiola's face is the best part of this picture.

I'm happy we got another BL thread to the post limit, even if it did take a lot of bumping during the off-hours.

Honestly? Real hard choice. Gut says Bal because I always want Bal, but I kinda wan't NO to find out the answer. AA seems like it'd be a hell of a time. Ah hell, I'll follow my heartboner and go Bal

Why?

It's a /k/ meme.

That's not how it goes though, it's "Is that a FAMAS?"

It doesn't always have to be "Is that a FAMAS?"

That's the problem with memes. They become stale after a while. You have to add some variability.

It was nice chatting with you people. See you next time.

It's not tranny unless they have nads.

Good night Sawyer.

Definitely Revy

>big tits
>big ass
>thick yet strong thighs
>dominant attitude
>extremely aggressive
>would be a serious hate fuck

It'd be totally worth