What am I supposed to do with a maid that refuses to work?

What am I supposed to do with a maid that refuses to work?

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Make her give your dick a workout.

Fire her.

I'd set her pants on fire if you catch my drift.

Suck on her nipples.

I'm not following you.

What did he mean by this

Be careful, or she'll file a grievance with the union.

Find some other duty more suitable for her.

Motivate her

If the maid is a homonculus you just melt her down and make a new one because you obvously failed on this one.

Seek professional help.

Can't. She's a union worker.

Making babies doesn't require much work beside eating

Explain further

Give her your swords

fire her, that's what i did to my former maid, all she did just flirting with my security guard

rape is always the solution

She'll be fine

I want Leysritt to give me paizuri while Sella sits on my face and insults me.

I want Sella to give me naizuri while Leysritt sits on my face and eats.

/thread

What did he mean by this

He means he's going to burn all her pants so she's forced to walk around in just panties.

That sounds like an excellent idea.

Make a daughter with her.

Get a smaller maid.

oops, wrong image.

Make her work at night, in my bed.

So that's what they meant with "smoke on the water."

where did you get this image?

You can only choose one Cred Forums

That's not how shirts work, y'know.

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What's wrong with it

Lazy maid.

it looks like she spray painted it on. more form fitting than the tightest shirt

Iri all the way.

Work her.

How

Spankings. Lots.

Irisviel, but still:
pushover Iri from Zero > cliche ara ara milf number 204534 from Prisma

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>Albino's in Animu

Make her earn her keep. Fuck her senseless.

I'm not a disgusting homosexual, so I'll go for Liz.

But a Sella would be fine too. Why not both maids? Sella is good too, she a cute.

Leys and then Sella. My favorite doll is Angelica though.

>maid
>union
Why in gods name would you hire a legal maid? All mine were from south america.

Mom

What's with that lascivious body? What were the Ainsworth thinking?

Is Julian a pervert?

When you make perfection, such things are natural.

Just look that ahoge, she's heroine material.

Will MiyuShirou fuck this doll? Every other hot chick in his world is dead, so what's the problem.

She would work better with her womb full of my semen.

I don't think dolls have a womb

what are you implying here?

Why does she even bother covering those glorious tits?

She needs to support them so they don't get saggy

To please her master, me. Also bikini armor is always a fun choice.

Does Sella/Leysritt ever show their weapons in Fate Prisma?

no

n

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LongLiz is loooooooong

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[x] Rape the maid

God damn. Would Leysritt be a good mother?

Also, do you have any more of these?

>didn't get a CE in the Prisma event
>dumb Ainsworth bitch did
Shit sucks.
In fact she could've been a 3* Servant, didn't they state somewhere that she was low-tier Servant level?

let her use you as a body pillow

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>tfw no porn of her

nice try, pick the mom and the maids and daughters come with her

sauce?
no results with google or saucenow

You should be able to easily find it on sadpanda with the artist's name, it's Takatsu.

Rape

Turn her into a holy grail

I'd fill her grail, if you know what I mean.

>What am I supposed to do with a maid that refuses to work?
Why do you think she is sleepy by day.

>That slight shirt lift

Sella. Always Sella.

Discipline them.

With Rape.

I'd rather these maids.

>Fate fags

what is this?

Already said, read the thread.

I want to play video games with Kohaku.

Transplant a prostate into Lyz

So do I. I want her to sit on my lap as she plays and I watch.

Her gap is too wide.

My cock would just slip off in defeat.

>Not playing co-op and working together to defeat the level

>casuals

fuck liz
marry sella
kill iri

[Takatsu] My dear maid.
Ignore baiters.

>kill iri

She would kill you with one hand.

>kill iri

And into the trash it goes.

Liz is to make love and impregnate tho.

yeah iri's corpse belong in trash

Your opinion goes there first.

I want to dominate Liz and put her in her place.

Daily reminder.
If your maid can't make it, a cat is fine too

you mean yours?

All opinions go in the trash. Cold, hard facts are all that remain.

what's the fact?

>co-op games
I don't have any.

Why isn't mom dead yet?

That Iri is a character in Fate/Zero.

You really shouldn't fuck a cat who is a little girl.

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Says you.

>her eyes, tits and her looks.
FUCK
U
C
K

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I mean, you really shouldn't/

Prisma Illya has great eye design

I think it has great design in general

Profile

Character Information
Illustrator: Hiroyama Hiroshi
CV: Kadowaki Mai (Illya) & Takano Naoko (Magical Ruby)

A rather ordinary girl who goes to the elementary branch of Homurabara Academy.
She may have silver hair, red eyes, an aristocratic sounding name, parents who are always away on mysterious business, two maids in her ordinary house, and a brother of no blood relation… but she’s a completely ordinary fifth grader.

Parameters
STR E, CON C, AGI D, MGI B, LCK A, NP A+

Skills
Cheerful-Type Mystic Code: A
Born of Nature: B
Suspicious Drug: A
Magic Resistance: B
Infinite Mana Supply: C

Bond Level 1
Height: 133 cm
Weight: 29 kg
Source: Fate/kaleid liner PRISMAILLYA
Region: Fuyuki, Japan
Alignment: Neutral Good
Gender: Female

She’s somewhat used to getting lost in other worlds. Totally normal.

Bond Level 2
On an evening like any other, Illya was trying to relax in the bath, when a magical stick attacked her out of the night sky.
She was seduced by the squirming, chatty, maximally suspicious stick, leading to the explosive birth of Kaleid Liner PrismaIllya.
Of course, she keeps it a secret from her classmates!
…That night, she met her destiny.

Bond Level 3
Illya is surprisingly adaptable and sociable, taming a bizarre stick, opening a taciturn girl’s heart, and welcoming a murderous girl into her own family.
A critic would call her wishy-washy.
Her indecisiveness may have carried her all the way to Chaldea, but she’ll probably also do quite well for herself here.
She’ll surely be fine, with her magical stick, her desire to seek the future, and her adorable wit.

Bond Level 4
Multi-instrumental Saturation Bombardment — Quintett Feuer
Rank: A+
Type: Anti-personnel Noble Phantasm

By forcing the spell to recognize her muscular, nervous, vascular, and lymphatic tissue as false magic circuits, Illya can sacrifice her body to gain a momentary boost in firepower.
The tremendous torrent of magical energy, dancing through the five circuits running along her body, boasts destructive power rivaling the radiance of the planet.

Bond Level 5
Suspicious Drug: A
A mysterious drug that Ruby distills in the attic, night after night.
Indeed, Amber Herbs.
The raw materials are mainly (toxic) plants.
Rumors speak of the secretive Einzbern family growing suspicious flowers in their backyard, a veritable Psycho Garden that a trained eye would know to report to civil authorities.
The drug’s effects are so extraordinary as to be terrifying, though they mostly lead to terrible consequences. Use in moderation.

Profile

Character Information
Illustrator: Hiroyama Hiroshi
CV: Saitou Chiwa

Kuro is a clone who split off from Illya and incarnated in the form of a certain Heroic Spirit.
She describes herself as “Illya’s older sister.”
However, Illya also claims to be the older sister, leading to endless sibling quarrels that look like someone yelling into a mirror.

Parameters
STR D, CON C, AGI B, MGI C, LCK C, NP C

Skills
Mind’s Eye (False): B
Projection Magic: B
Kiss Demon: B
Magic Resistance: C
Independent Action: B

Bond Level 1
Height: 133 cm
Weight: 29 kg
Source: Fate/Kaleid liner PrismaIllya
Region: Fuyuki, Japan
Alignment: Chaotic Good
Gender: Female

“Mana transfer, pretty please?”

Bond Level 2
Illya rejected Kuro at first, but Kuro eventually came to live in the Einzbern household.
Her cover story claims that she’s Illya’s cousin, but the resemblance is so uncanny that they are often mistaken for twin sisters.
Upon their first meeting Illya’s foster brother Shirou mistook Kuro for Illya. This was understandable since he had no idea Kuro existed, but it seems to have been a great shock to Illya that her brother couldn’t tell them apart.

Bond Level 3
Kuro does not know the identity of the Heroic Spirit whose form she has borrowed. She has only inherited the fighting skills that he refined.
She wields her formidable combat powers with reckless abandon. Rin saw this as a threat, and inflicted on Kuro a curse of shared pain perception. Kuro’s shared pain with Illya was meant to deter her from targeting her twin, but the trifling curse meant nothing to the little devil.

Bond Level 4
Threefold Crane Wings — Kakuyoku Sanren
Rank: C
Type: Anti-personnel Noble Phantasm

An exquisite technique of a certain Heroic Spirit.
The user projects three sets of the male and female paired swords, combining throwing and slashing maneuvers to execute an unavoidable combination.
Kuro also teleports behind the enemy in conjunction with the technique, making her attack difficult to predict even with Mind’s Eye.

Bond Level 5
Kiss Demon: B
Kuro, who unexpectedly manifested as a Servant-like being without a Master, always requires magical energy.
Thus, she resupplies via mucous membrane contact as a quick and easy method that requires no contract.
An unguarded victim will suddenly oneself thrust into a kissing scene by the brown little devil, without a care for the time or place.
“But don’t get me wrong, it’s just a medical procedure,” she says. Oh, that makes sense.

She and Sella already have a CE, it's been in the game since launch.

It just sucks.

I would dick the fuck out of those cats.

I know you would, but you shouldn't.

>not wanting to play 'daddy it hurts' game with them all night

Wait could you post the Sella/Leysritt cards?

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gonorrhea

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She wanted Shirou to say "Sella" ??

Sella's soft warm feet, in your face!

Sella is in need of a good dicking to calm her down and loosen her up.

I want to princess carry Sella.

She needs the jackhammer. Turns to tsun into dere.
Dolphins might not be included.

bylat *smashes with dildo*

I'm aware, but I do like it.
It's just that I wanted one focused on her.

Canonically she provides sexual services in any way?

She would make a great single mother.

Explain

No, she was the body guard of Illya, Sella was the real meido.

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What does it feels like to have a maid?

so she's only a cock tease?

Wasted
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Then make it so she takes care of you at night.

Nobody gets fucked outside of the 3 heroines, user, with the exception of Rider in HA.

Oh and Caren, I guess.

What about being cummed inside?

Would she be good at goodnight blowjobs?

She'd suck you dry.

She would sleep on top of you with you dick fully inserted in her pussy never allowing it to fall out while you rest until morning.

i want to make 2d babies with that maid

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10 bucks fluffy Shirou already did something to Liz by the time they come back.

Rider gets fucked in HF.

theres another chapter? I don't remember this

Just imagine the state of her womb that morning after a night of god-knows how many unconscious orgasms inside her tight pussy

>Heaven's Feel
No she doesn't you retard. I think you're talking about Hollow Atarxia

No she didn't.

Is this a new meme?

What if your maid is also your security guard?

If by fucked you mean it's said she recharged Rin's mana, then that happened. Whether it was actual sex or not is unknown, but considering Rider and Rin share a common love for women, it's certainly plausible.

>Gungeon
Claim invalidated

Next you're going to tell me Taiga and Illya had a sex scene.

I'm pretty sure Rider was riding the jackhammer while Shirou was having the dream about Rin in HF.

Taiga is an ever-vigin.

Illya has a sex scene with Kuro.

Why's she looking at me like that?

That was a dream, no real indication. She could have sucked his blood quietly for all you know.

>no real indication.
The eyes made it seem pretty blatant. I haven't read HF in years, but I am confident she got fucked.

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But wasn't the blood-sucking the SFW Realta Nua canon? And so in original HF Rider was draining Shirou's balls dry?

When Shirou was having the dream Rin's eyes changed into Rider's eyes. I think Rider even hints at if you interact with her later in the route.

She can suck Mana out through dreams without actually having physical contact with anyone. At least, that's how I've always interpreted it.

>She can suck Mana out through dreams without actually having physical contact with anyone
What gave you this idea?

And I thought that only wormfags were this delusional

Probably Realta Nua

Good question, especially since Gil wouldn't mind fighting naked.

So Rider NTR'd Sakura even before she could claim her Senpai's virginity?

why bother with dreams if you are in physical contact

Because she didn't want Shirou to know she was fucking him and stealing his mana?

so why give him a sex dream and not something unrelated

>tfw Zucchini will most likely make Caren and Bazette getting railed by an already suffering Shero
>no foursome with Illya and her meidos

Dammit do I have just to keep fapping to PNO and that Raita for my Illya+meidos fix

I want Illya and Taiga next

Ask Nasu.

Sounds like it would be less work to make him think he is in a familiar environment(his classroom) fucking a familiar cute girl(Rin) when he is really in his bedroom fucking her than to create entirely separate scenario.

dude only dreams of fire and swords though

full of love?

An impregnated Caren will make Shirou suffering more delicious though.

Even if that were true, Rider had no way of knowing that. And he didn't really question it so it turned out fine for her.

If by love you mean hot cum.

probably sticky and gross, honestly

Fuck off Cred Forums

I would be in worse state. Probably unable to stand.

Tell her she's fired if she doesn't wet, polish and rub down your jewels by the end of the day. That or tell her you two will discuss it over your desk, if she doesn't want to work maybe you can even arrange a maternity leave because you're a cool boss.

So did they finally get rid of the lolis?

Fuck the laziness out of her system.

The grail ritual never happened.

Found it
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PANTS ON FIRE
YOU'VE BETTER BETTER STAY

>I'M GONNA BECOME AN ALLY OF JUSTICE!
Shirou really wants to be an hero.

lol?

They'll be fine. Just a flesh wound

>Let's spend our budget in murdering the meidos and making Illya suffer!
Fucking ufotable, I was buttmad with that whole arc.

>doesn't follow the VN
>fans bitch
>follow it
>fans bitch even harder

Didn't she get it from Shinji in every route?

I believe in supporting union work.

But that doesn't mean she gets to act like a goddamn Teamster and sit on her ass

Isn't HA just a Fate SOL?

Are you still paying her? If so, she obviously has changed her work description to dick maintenance and entertainment.

I want to watch other Fate stuff aside from Prisma Illya but I don't want to see Illya suffer.

HF should do the trick. She saves the day there, she is the real heroine, even if she does die at the end.

I refuse to believe Shinji had the guts to fuck a servant.

HA has the biggest amount of Illya materials outside of Prisma, but you won't understand jack without reading FSN.

Oh my fucking god I've been ruined by Cred Forums. I only see those three BLACKED girls from that other image whenever I look at this image. Fuck you all.

He does when he's using that fake command seal book of his.

Fired her.

>twitter.com/AsagiKurosagi/status/777863672005701632

le ebin shero meme xD

You can't meme about things anymore without twitter cancer getting their hands on it.

If you watched other Fate stuff aside from Prisma you'd know Illya deserves to suffer.

wew lad Illya was a complete BITCH in the Fate route

Which is also the only route where she lives past the fifth war.