Rules, Regulations and Moderation for Cred Forums

Post-mortem of Official New Rules Threads (See → & → & → & → & → & →
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1. Generalfags to be physically removed.
2. LNs and gookshit are not allowed on Cred Forums, even in dedicated containment threads.
3. Underage Bait like >tumblr, >mangafox, sage, faggot and so on will result in a ban.
4. Board Based Shitposters have to be introduced.
5. Visible sage at night - late evening.
6. Cred Forums will split into Cred Forums - Anime, /ma/ - Manga, /sa/ - Shitty Anime, and /as/ - Anime Shitposting.
7. Dubs posting mandatory no warning.
8. /djt/ -> /fit/, /kancolle/ -> /trash/, /buyfag/ -> Cred Forums
9. Loli accepted, Spoilered loli not accepted.
10. Spoonfeeders will be v& in OTP threads
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Hiro has asked us to create a thread on each board for discussing the problems that are facing us and how to deal with them. He also wants us to create our own set of rules so that the mods will be regulated to follow them.
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Remember mods, Hiro talked to you guys and you said it was fine to have one ongoing thread up about this. This means you Janitor!

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=Aw2GiQ8vsrs
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Fuck off. Nobody cares.

saged

unsaged

Reminder that this is just a for fun topic and none of this matters in any way.

saged

Best prank 2016, nipplemod

janitors please, this isn't a thread discussing the rules, this is a glorified shitpost. get this turd off the board.

If they really wanted to make Cred Forums better they'd ban the people making these threads. This is the stupidest shit.

Nice general. What anime are we going to discuss here?

*animes

hahaha, your mother is going to die today!

stop posting t his

*animemes

*animemeses

that's cute

Good OP.

>):
Fuck off

When will /spg/ get its own subreddit?

This is our subreddit

Again?

What's a subreddit

>1. Generalfags to be physically removed.
That means you, OP.

The problem with tripfags is that they're going extinct.

When you register on tumblr, you can make a main blog and side blogs, I think that's about it.

>8. /djt/ -> /fit/, /kancolle/ -> /trash/, /buyfag/ -> Cred Forums

Nice.

>rulefags got their own containment general
sasuga hiro my hero

Sounds great, now i can leave this shit hole.

Post Nico

If dubs everyone in this thread will HAVE to state their ninja village

rolling

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Checked

hidden sand because sand nigger

Damn, son. If you ran for Mod on Cred Forums I would vote for you.

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check my 9.

IRC is back in full force, I see.

These threads deserve it.

Where's their secret base, now?

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checked

Eye am impressed.

nice job there

is this the only thread on Cred Forums where I can behave like on Cred Forums?

Kore wa mi-mu mahou ka

Umaru threads but you either need to post the rat or rat abuse

sshhh don't say it out loud you dummy i've been doing that in secret :)

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Fuck off keep you Cred Forums shitposters off my threads. If anythinf Saekano has the shittiest threads in Cred Forums.

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I'd believe you if the responses weren't so butthurt.
Also, check 'em, if they're there.

They're all fine, I don't get rule 8 though.

Keep doing these threads, thanks

Could someone post some creative shitposts in my name? Thanks.

creative shitposts

>Thanks.
you're welcome.

People should not take RRM/a/ thread seriously anymore.

Check' em

Newfag who started in '07 here. By the time I started lurking they were already calling us newfags :c

I guess these aren't troll threads since the mods aren't removing them.

>Rule #1 generals "physically removed"

Still sounds like a troll thread. That would be way too much work for the mods and then you would have no growth as a board since these people are either new to this site or new to anime, or both. Just stop giving them source information for shit so they stop posting so frequently and introduce a one thread per topic policy.

> #2 LNs and gookshit

So generals out but racism is still in. This site, man. No but of course no 3DPD. Why no VN/LN discussion within a particular anime or manga's thread though?

> #3

More or less agree but mods can only do so much so it's really on a case by case basis what constitutes taking action so this one is near meaningless.

> #5 visible sage at night

That seems complicated. All or nothing with the vis. sage thing is best. I would understand bringing it back kind of.

> #6

Yeah the mods ain't gonna do that, buddy. Also a one thread per topic policy is the more refined solution. Not sure if others have been saying that but if no one else thinks so, you're all wrong and I'm right.

> #8

/djt/ and /buyfag/ need to go to /jp/. Kancolle won't make us problems if they don't have 5 threads up at a time.

> #10

I've secretly wanted this for years. We can't expect the mods to ban every sauce post but you can ban the rare moron wasting their own time doing someone else's search protocol while simultaneously encouraging sauce /r/equests.

People just need to shut the fuck up and lurk moar. That would solve 90% of the problems. My first post was after lurking here for almost 2 years. Google has the answer to your questions and if your strongest counter argument is cussing me out then your shit's weak and you should keep your mouth shut. 50% more space for content immediately opens up on this board.

>bumping this trash
kill yourself, retard

Where are we meant to go for wuxia/xianxia and other chink/gook series. We've had a few over the years, but in terms of content nips produce more that gets translated. It's not like they are constant threads, they pop up once a week for barely 200 replies.

MAL, animesuki, leddit, anywhere but here.

Post here. It's not like the mods care what the autists think.

Thanks for le bump

Question, do you get punished for shitposting in these threads? can i break rules except for blatantly stupid shit like cheese pizza?

I've been posting two years but I didn't lurk before I started. I simply started posting right off the bat and it's been working out.
Why would someone only read posts for a whole two years? That's like getting cucked willingly.

thanks for le bump xd

It's clearly not working out.

You just answered your own question.

congrats, you missed basically every good thing here
filtered because your opinion is worthless

> I simply started posting right off the bat and it's been working out.
>/r9k/ blogging redditor
Fucking kill yourself and lurk more.

like what, oh enlightened oldfag xD

wut?

As if you guys really did lurk for two years, what a load of bullshit.

Who art thou quote?

yes, everyone else did other than autistic post 2008 redditors. lurk for 2 years before posting

No you did not, nobody could be that spineless and autistic.

Check my 2.

Actually I did lurk approximately that much, mainly because i didn't really knew much about anime. I started lurking in 2008

and you did not post once during that period? Bullshit.

It's an anonymous imageboard for fuck's sake, even the main page tells you to jump right in.

By telling you to lurk more, we don't say that you are completely forbidden to post anything, just not your retarded opinions

If you don't care about the quality of the board or learning board culture why are you even here? You would fit in better at places like /r/anime and the MAL forums.

Lurk for 2 years before posting.

>esl tries to use le literary english
lmao fuck off

Why would you need to lurk a Chinese cartoon board?
Is it so that you can learn how to post?
Why would I do that when cancerous faggots fuck up the entire website anyway? What's one more turd on a pile of shit?
>muh rite of passage
Seriously...

But you continued to post your retarded opinions, everyone did.

Go attention whore somewhere you trash, I can't believe your shit trip hasn't been banned yet.

Mindlessly shouting stupid shit without knowing where you're at doesn't make you brave either though.

>What's one more turd on a pile of shit?
See, this is the reddit mentality. When the REALLY retarded redditcancer thinks that his shitty website is used by everyone here and that Cred Forums is "just for shitposting trashl lel xD" and dumps his retardaton here.
Inb4 hurr I'm not reddit, then fuck off where else you came from or LURK MORE

You know, guys, I am beginning to think that treating Cred Forums like 2:-) might not work

>lmao
Reported for being a complete fagots, but you already knew that

Ironic. People like are why the board is fucked up, idiot.
>hurr why do I need to not throw rubbish in the streets when the street's already dirty!

Retard, your attitude is why the board gets worse.

i already knows it lmfao fuck off esl

>But you continued to post your retarded opinions, everyone did.
>baseless accusation because you didn't bother to learn board culture and it shows because you desperately advocate for an open door policy to cancer so you can try to fit in
there is no reason for you to even post on Cred Forums. the only reason you would be here and not some other website is because you want to say you browse Cred Forums to your normalfag friends. fuck off

>say i made a baseless accusation while posting his own baseless accusation
Kill yourself, you're the fucking normalfag here you scum.

>i already knows it
I'm happy for you.

>ellipses
>What's one more turd on a pile of shit
Can this fucking idiot get sent back to /r9k/ already? If you hate the board so much why the fuck are you even here?
>n-no you
Stop posting.

I suggest you lurk 2 years before posting, you can do better than this.

Your opinion is shit despite all the lurking you did because this is the best thread on the board because we can do whatever we want here.

>board culture
>NGE is deep and the greatest anime ever
>muh ship
This is what I had to lurk to learn? I've been here two years and haven't found anything that separates me from oldfags except that they have a tera byte memefolder and desperately want the decade spent on this site to mean something.

poe's law

I like this board, but don't treat it like you need to lurk before posting. Even the 7 star restaurants only have a waiting period of 6 months.

thanks for the you my plan worked muahaha
or as we say in japan 計画通り xD

Anybody who actually lurked for two years after being told to by a stranger is a gullible fucking idiot who should just end their life.

Wait, what? That thing with the lurking for 2 years was just a joke?

Lurk more you fucking newfag, lurk for another two years.

>Rule 1: Yotsuba is pure
>Rule 2: Yotsuba is God
>Rule 3: Yotsuba haters should be permabanned
That ought to be enough

Who?

this,

Cred Forums is fine
Go away

This right here is the perfect example of why you lurk for 2 years before posting.

>redditor says you don't need to lurk more
>another redditor sees this and agrees immediately because it means he gets to fit in
>instead of being on /r/anime where they belong they spillover into other threads
You are the flagship fucking retards that infest the big 3 generals, /jojo/, Tomoko threads, DBZ, Toonami, and any other tumblr gif posting shit tier threads.

Fuck off, lurk more.

Okay, sempai.

Says the generalfag.

I only lurked 1 year, fight me.

You lurk more, fuck off right at this very moment. I am anonymous telling you to lurk more so you are obligated to lurk more for another 2 years.

He's just joking. Don't fucking do it.

stupid anonymous is stupid.

>physically removed
oh yeah i like where this is going

>changing IPs
Fuck off you cancerous mongoloid.

Lurk more.

Lurk more.

Lurk more.

Lurk more.

Lurk forever.

More! Lurk!

kill yourself

Increase lurk.

Lurk yourself.

>shitflinging with half-wits
why?

Spend an amount of time browsing and not posting.

Lurk more.

newshits are always the most defensive and seek validation. see

Lurk more.

>haven't found anything that separates me from oldfags

Spend all your time browsing and not posting.

Shut up, Chaika.

You're just mad that while you were too busy lurking out of fear, I was participating and having fun.

Thread theme: youtube.com/watch?v=Aw2GiQ8vsrs

Don't use Submit button.

This.

The difference between someone who lurked more and someone who jumped in straight away is that the latter learns in 2 weeks what the former does in 2 years.

Except at that time you wouldn't have even visited the website for the first time until 7 years minimum after I started. Stop posting.

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>conveniently gets a new IP under the same trip at the same time you start agreeing with eachother
>not samefagging
kill yourself

You could have just you know, linked to the post as it is in the same fucking thread as this one?

Lurk yourself.

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Yeah I'm samefagging, what the fuck are you going to do about it?

Look at this man, I mean, holy shit, he is so smart.

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mods these threads have far overstayed their welcome

What are these called
>inb4 lurk more

>sudoku
it's called seppuku you stupid newfag

Every day until you accept this general.

I think they are parodies of smartphone twitter screenshots

Lurk more

crossboarder garbage

No, you barbarian. It's called la vache qui rit.

lurk inside your anus!

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sorry i'm not a gook i don't speak this ching chong language

lurk'em

luhk moh

So close user. I'm sorry for you loss. Here, have my seven.

>offbyone

>off by one
i'm going to lurk myself after these dubs

Checked

noice but lurk mine

>off by one

lurked

nice desu ne
now check

>Only one thread
What's going on?

Lurk more.

So in all honesty is this some sort of elaborate bait or something?

mods please just bring back the /wsr/ sticky and tell people to lurk more

I get offbyones all the time. But not now.

I'm gonna lurk you're waifu anus

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Nice trips

I think it's satire on generals, seeing as this thread has gone from one thread of constructive feedback to a cesspool of constant shit.

lurk your mom's womb for 9 months. also check my fours

recommend me something productiive

>english subs
LMFAO gtfo pleb

I'm not lurking until you sage

Lurking the board for 2 years.

If you need to ask, you won't understand.

A word filter for newfag. At this point only newfriends use newfag

PAVERU HAKASE, CIA-DESU

Sudoku

>in two years people born in 2000 will be allowed on Cred Forums

>recommend

Lurk more newfag

You don't get to bring friend.

Why aren't you praising our lord and savior Christ-sama ?

People born in 1998 being allowed on Cred Forums is scary enough.

since 2004. I hate Cred Forums now
Someday, inshallah
idea not too bad

TOMODACHI DEWANAI

yesss fuck 'em i'm totally not a 1998er myself

I'm old enough to be your mother.

Fuck 1998'ers, 1997 masterrace

Why aren't you praising our lord and savior Onii-sama ?

Did the report lockout actually get lowered? It seems way faster today.

woooow that's epic bro
yeah agreed +1 liked and upvoted

haha yeah lol xD

1997 was the best year to experience. everything went downhill starting 1998

what would call a japanese wtc?
a world maid centre haha
pls rate my joke

Lmao only true otaku will get this xD

kekkked pretty hard not gonna lie my friend epiic joke

Post ironic humor

>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

shut up or i will rape your ass

i killed and fucked a baby!
edgy humor hahah! kek

This turned out funnier than it should be.

EPIC xD

>in4b >(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST

post-ironic humor?

no. all it means is that the latter will, instead of spending time reading and absorbing information, make deficient posts. since quality posts are important, it should be obvious that you need a decent amount of exposure to grasp how the board works.
2 years is a forced meme, but contemporary Cred Forums gives a shitty perspective on how the board really works since the board gets slightly worse over time.

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HAHA LOL I DESPISE MYSELF AND MY WHOLE LIFE CAN BE DEFINED BY POSTING MAYMAYS ON ANONYMOUS KOREAN PUPPETRY FORUMS xD

hwhhwat donnie what have you done my donald

BROWNIE PANTS

In reality what happens is the retard that lurked for 2 weeks thinks he learned what he was supposed to learn in 2 years. Instead of learning how the board works so people stop calling him a faggot, he posts shit like this
and stays a faggot permanently until he is finally bullied off the board.

No, the guy who jumped straight into it is learning board culture through practical methods while the lurker does it through theory. Sure he will make shitty posts initially but the community will correct him by telling it right to his face and he will be assimilated much quicker than the guy who was dumb enough to lurk for 2 years.

humor?

You're still here? I thought I already told you to lurk for another 2 years.

Le frog is le best meme

>much quicker
this isn't even a good thing. Cred Forums already has a steady population without newcancer trying to fit in.

humer

wow thats racist

>humour

guuuys! im from the future donald trump has won the election!!

But that happened last year.

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Mod please ban everyone in this thread

>humoüar

hello alternate timeline traveller

lol! whats this frog meme called this is a funny frog i like it

Good.

>hummer

hello! are you a time traveler too? who won the presidency in your timeline?

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Bobby Jindal

So new

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>born too soon to see Ron Paul become President

well sheeeeeeiiiiiiiittt

>implying they aren't already here

easter?

Megadeth > Metallica

Post rock feels good to listen

who are you talking about? the users who lurked or the ones who have not understood how the board works and, due to inexperience, deem his post acceptable? if everyone jumped immediately into posting then eventually the chances will be that there will be no one to correct him.

Que picardía.

CHI

huh? he already is the president though

>hummøreure

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>if everyone jumped immediately into posting then eventually the chances will be that there will be no one to correct him.
This is a very extreme hypothesis, there won't be a surge of newfags coming in unless we're getting raided or something.

Also, please use capitalisation the next time you post you fucking newfag.

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una vela

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>capitalisation
but im a stupid commie

10/10

i'm not saying that there won't be anyone around who won't know the ropes, but anons are human so people can't cover the board 100%, especially if a thread has a lot of shitposting. generals are evidence of this.
i'm practicing dick typing for a bet on sunday so using shift is impossible.

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You're literally a dickposter, now I've seen it all.

I hate you all

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>Cred Forums has the opportunity of having MMR threads and making new rules
>yet, it "shitposts" in a cute way

yes

To the of course

#thingsthatkeepmeleawakeatnight
If poison crosses expiry date, is it more poisonous or less?

toaster?

BABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABY

Burn my 7

Posting in the spirit of old Cred Forums

Just go to an archive of your choice and put in
"Rules, Regulations and Moderation" in the searchbar, sempai.

Lesbians don't really orgasm that way

Yes, many boards tried making it but they got deleted after 3-4 minutes

I don't agree with number 6
Cred Forums should not be split.
You can't have a board based on shitty anime when you can't regulate what makes an anime shitty.
A board about anime shit posting should not even be allowed, why allow people who can bring the quality of the content down. Just ban them like always.
Loli is allowed on Cred Forums
No need to bring unnecessary image dumpers here

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>hammer

where the loli @

This won't work at the moment, because the moderaters/admins, which has been running the show years before m00t stepped down, have no good reason to acquiesce to the new proposals put in by Hiroyuki, especially since Hiroyuki is taking notes from the loudest opinion at a particular time, instead of implementing his own, original ideas.

I don't think Hiroyuki would risk alienating the force keeping this site under the semblance of control, so even if he wanted these changes, he is negotiating with only his ownership to barter.

If we follow these guidelines, will you kill yourself?

My inner loli tells you to shut up

Amazing use of vr.

>5. Visible sage at night - late evening.
>6. Cred Forums will split into Cred Forums - Anime, /ma/ - Manga, /sa/ - Shitty Anime, and /as/ - Anime Shitposting.
>8. /djt/ -> /fit/, /kancolle/ -> /trash/, /buyfag/ -> Cred Forums
I want to kill this board - the post.

These proposals are such a joke.

I mean hell, give me one good reason why if kancolle were redirected, why it shouldn't be redirected to /jp/

Second, hardly all shitposters are self-aware, and they would ignore the shitposting boards and have "serious discussions" the main boards.

They only thing I think which should be changed is visible sage, since people now depreciate a thread by acting like snarky jackasses while bumping the thread, instead of saging it to page 10.

Ban Madoka wannabees.

This is why the mods drink

Fuck off maggot. A guy in the previous thread told me that tripfags will be extinct by 2018 and we have to save the race.

Check'em

>They only thing I think which should be changed is visible sage, since people now depreciate a thread by acting like snarky jackasses while bumping the thread, instead of saging it to page 10.
They were doing that before sage was hidden.

If gookshit isn't allowed then what about chinkshit?

>there are still people replying to this seriously
>there are STILL people replying to this at all
>who am I quoting

Can we ban all yuri- and yaoiposters to their respective boards? They exist for a reason.

That's like saying I can't post anime pictures in my favourite /vg/ General.
I agree with you though.

We need to enforce red-pilled ideas on Cred Forums and ban everything else in order to preserve our free speech

i vote for more ERP

Which board do I go to when I wanna ask about tripfag culture?

/lgbt/

Gook & chink same trash same shit, parasite cockroach go to

dubs

Turks are based

Really not surprised that this thread slows down while it's still in school hours.

Oh boy! Is this the shitposting thread?
Friendly reminder, this is what to expect on /jp/!

Actually it's because it's over and everything has been discussed.

>it's over
It was over after the first thread or two and the "discussion" has achieved nothing.

Accellespammer, is that you?

These threads are fucking comedy goldmine. 2 weeks and 50 threads later people are still coming here and taking it seriously.

hey guys

Kill yourself.

>wanting to go on /jp/

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>1. Generalfags to be physically removed.

Why the fuck do you want to remove generals??!? I dont give a fuck about you autistic pedophiles I just want to talk about JoJo in an easy to find thread thats always on. Kys urself pls.

Paint your face black and go charge a cop, faggot.

pleasebebait
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>not wanting to be the king of tripfags

#tripfaglivesmatter

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thanks for le bump :^)

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and I love you too random citizen. This thread was at page 10 a few minutes ago. I just had to do my duty

Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA

Which one of you is OP?

All me

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You don't get to bring dubs

They are not my dubs.

>/sa/ - Shitty Anime, and /as/ - Anime Shitposting.
how's your first week here going?

I suggest we ban this faggot

Fuck both of you.

Better than yours newfriend

This new wave of UY fans are annoying as fuck and should all be banned.

Dedicated /jj/ board for JoJo's when?

>/jj
>not fujo

Just migrate to /vg/ and pretend to be talking about the games, nobody will care

Who wins Goku or Superman

ZAMASU

Nurto

Gross.

Ron Paul or Trump?

Hillary

I remember fapping to that story.

What Zetsubou whould Adolf Hitler have red-pilled sex with?

Giant Douche or Turd Sandwich?

(((cicadas chirping)))
Post Japanese trains

HONK HONK

>tfw no good videogame to play

i hate this shit. it triggers me in a way barely imaginable

>DESU,
first trigger
>DESU DESU
im not your fucking DESU, second trigger.
who do you think you are, considering me your DESU? pretentious tryhard piece of shit.
>DESU DESU DESU
you dont tell me how to DESU my motherfucking DESU, third trigger, can barely contain myself
>DESU DESU DESU DESU
WHY DO YOU FEEL THE NEED TO USE CURSEWORDS YOU PIECE OF SHIT
JUST SO YOUR RETARDED FUCKING REDDIT/9FAGGOT/FACEBOOK LINE LEAVES A DEEPER IMPRESSION?

FUCK YOU
FUCKING DIE

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People unironically enjoy airplane simulators?

Wait, you don't?

>ace combat
>simulator

I am now reminded of how disappointing Railwars was. Could have been quite interesting if it was actually about the trains instead of the QUALITY mess what we got. The small spinets of info about the trains in it ended up being the best bits.

Please make linking to kotaku or any other associated website a bannable offense.

Nobody from Cred Forums links there though, and isn't it basically dead now anyway?

why aren't people ironically posting in the only thread on Cred Forums where you can behave like on Cred Forums?
this place is freedom of speech and nobody is talking in this chat?

nice dubs

But it's not the only place. Every general is pretty much just a mini-Cred Forums with their dedicated tripfags and epic maymays just like this one.

but this one is completely random

People are all shitposted out for meta threads. Having 7+ threads at once yesterday was the last spurt. These threads have been going on 24/7 for around 5 days now afterall.

Nipplemod has proven himself stronger than Cred Forums. His revenge is complete.

What generals have their own dedicated tripfags?

Raildex has at least three.

I'll defeat them for you.

If dubs everyone in this thread MUST state their ninja village

Zetsubou no Shima

>3. Underage Bait like >tumblr, >mangafox, sage, faggot and so on will result in a ban.
>6. Cred Forums will split into Cred Forums - Anime, /ma/ - Manga, /sa/ - Shitty Anime, and /as/ - Anime Shitposting.
>7. Dubs posting mandatory no warning.
>8. /djt/ -> /fit/, /kancolle/ -> /trash/, /buyfag/ -> Cred Forums

I see what you're up to.

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God damn generals need to be purged, starting with this one.

Why the hell are these still up? I thought hiroshima said he didn't want these up all the time?

This is it. I'm getting some dubs

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Check 'em

And nobody gave a shit

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Fight~o!

Watch this.

>2. LNs and gookshit are not allowed on Cred Forums, even in dedicated containment threads.
>post anime picture from LN shit as OP

Lol go fuck yourself OP

She's from a manga, chucklefuck. Way to make yourself look stupid.

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>blatant /e/ thread on Cred Forums
>literally just image dumping
Stop trying to make Cred Forums /h/ 2.0

The manga and anime are based off of the LNs, fucktard

That doesn't mean they're LN's you baboon.

This is like the time that the mods didn't know if RWBY shit was allowed here so they let the threads be and it was a shitposting match for weeks.

Welcome to Cred Forums. It's been this way since forever.
Complain about generals instead.

Golem or Yukionna

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>this is still going
Jesus.

Llor

Mods please stop the loli threads! Global rule number 3:

>You will not post any of the following outside of Cred Forums: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry") or grotesque ("guro") images, post number GETs ("dubs"), or loli/shota pornography.

>You will not post any of the following outside of Cred Forums: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry") or grotesque ("guro") images, post number GETs ("dubs"), or loli/shota pornography.

>You will not post any of the following outside of Cred Forums: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry") or grotesque ("guro") images, post number GETs ("dubs"), or loli/shota pornography.

>You will not post any of the following outside of Cred Forums: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry") or grotesque ("guro") images, post number GETs ("dubs"), or loli/shota pornography.

I don't know why you let loli threads live, but do your fucking job and remove them.

TODAY A NEW TRIPGOD IS BORN FROM THE FIERY DEPTHS OF /spg/.

Shit forgot my trip

Confirmed for newfag, Cred Forums went full war mode last time certain mod tried to ban loli, yes Cred Forums won lolis are free.

Ironically this has become a general itself.

Fuck off.

What's the stance on seiyuu threads? They should move to /jp/ already.

If dubs everyone must post their signature ninjutsu

>loli/shota pornography
>pornography
I don't see any rule saying loli is outright banned.

Is this some sort of sick joke by the mods to piss off anti-generalfags? Even moot with an FBI sanctioned Google sponsored dildo up his ass wouldn't stand for this.

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Doing god's work, user. The mods sure as hell aren't.

literally me

These threads are still a thing?

Is it too late to get some dubs?

lol

>1. Generalfags to be physically removed.

>Procceeds to make shitposting generals

Friendly reminder Middle schoolers are the best~

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I want o put my dick in this little girl.

Reminder to expect this shit when you get moved over to /jp/.

*shitposts*

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even for a shitpost thread, this thread ironically shit

Every body loves Perrine

oi

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So when is he going to make the most popular suggestion on Cred Forums come true, to have OP banned for life?

Sauce

right after we physically remove all generalfags mate

Strike Witches.

How do i watch it?

With your dick out.

Why are these threads so slow now?

kissanime

kys stream normie

reminder to report and ignore shitposting

fuck just woke up and i feel pretty sick
should i jerk off?

I WANT TO PROTECT THESE LOLIS AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME Cred Forums!
Why couldn't I protect them?

kys too

>english translation
kys tb h fampai

>kys
Are you underage?

Dogs have the right to love and protect lolis too.

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>normie
What does this mean?
Is it a new meme?

5

What happens to them?

Hard petting time~

kys

Omg my bf loves that anime xD

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No. This is 5.

They find hapiness.

De

Ha

Arimasen

post naruto memes! :D

Every fucking day. Every single fucking day when I come home this little faggot just sits there and gives me this stupid look on her face. What should i do about her? Ideas?

kys tb h mate xD

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What does this mean?

kys

kys

kys

saged

kiss?

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>you will never kiss a catloli

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kys

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Haruna Did nothing wrong.

kys

Reported for spamming.

I guess that's one way to ingest yogurt

>You have been banned from all boards for the following reason:

>Posting Infantile, Asinine, Irrelivant, Reddit Teir Garbage.

>Your ban was filed on September 20th 2016, and will not expire.

>According to our server, your IP is: 69.69.69.69. >The name you were posting with was Anonymous
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>Cred Forums will be split
No. That's fucking stupid.

Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.

I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, God Hand)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer for Square Enix!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

kiss?

Announcing a report is against the rules.

Holy shit. Not even i am this bad at shitposting.

Pure love right here.

Holy FUCK. Usually we have solid meta threads that have good discussions. This is not one of them. Mods, please do your job.

kys

You haven't browsed Cred Forums for nearly a week at least, have you?

Tiny bumps are the best~

Im looking for a bento box, it cant be pinku (thats japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a bento box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i dont want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)

kys

AAAYYYYY LMAO! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TALKING TO FAGGOT! I AM THE WELL KNOWN, FEARED BY ALL, t. Shit Poster! LEARN YOUR FUCKING PLACE!

Maybe you should learn to spell first kiddo.

shitpost

*kisses u*

HIRO PLEASE HIRE A LOLI MOD. SHE HAS TO BE CUTE.

kys

These threads have been bad since almost the first couple ones.

Yesterday they went straight to hell.

UGH, A FAGGOT! GET AWAY FROM US, LEAVE, SHOO, BACK TO YOU GO.

Would you let your daughter dress like this, Cred Forums?

Son of a bitch

lay it on me

kys

A GOOD PARENT.

I'd make her.

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>KYS
JUST AN HERO ALREADY. DO THE WORLD A FAVOR.

me at left you at right

KYS

FUCK

kys

Little girls shouldn't be drinking.
What would you do?

kiss

let her drink some of my special juice instead

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kys

kiss you

thanks doc

kys

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If dubs we raid MAL

kys

Cat butt

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AUTO SAGE!

Consider this: A pack of wild Touhous.

Elegant, flying Youkais nearing your human home. Trampling your human lawn. Having a tea party with your human daughter.

And you can't do shit since they're youkais. Reimu grabs your wife and fucks her with her miko stick.

The Touhous finally dominate your household. They watch graceful spellcard fights in the sky and you are forced to be their sex slave.

Such is the downfall of Human.

kiss me

kys

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We need more threads

kys

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Cute not pedo.

kys

Me with purple hair

c-c-can i get some dubs? p-please?

kys

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Me on the left

kys

ok brb

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kys

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New thread:

i just did im back now yay i got trips btw :D

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kys