Seriously is there anything this girl cant do

Kayden Wood
Kayden Wood

seriously is there anything this girl cant do

All urls found in this thread:

u.pomf.is/tlwpbm.webm
a.pomf.cat/icdnev.webm

William Ross
William Ross

Be a decent character.

Hudson Baker
Hudson Baker

have a faithful boyfriend

Colton Stewart
Colton Stewart

get along with or be by kids.

Brandon Cox
Brandon Cox

not be a shit girl

Hudson Garcia
Hudson Garcia

Being real.

James Young
James Young

She can't stay faithful

Carter Jones
Carter Jones

Be best girl.

Colton Cruz
Colton Cruz

Chose best boy.

Logan Perry
Logan Perry

this

Carson Reed
Carson Reed

That was ALLEGORICAL

Nathaniel Miller
Nathaniel Miller

See best girl

Jason Moore
Jason Moore

I want Hitagi to make me her personal slave

Christopher Stewart
Christopher Stewart

Stop being cucked by lolis.

Jaxon Nelson
Jaxon Nelson

YOU HAVE PRECISELY 5 SECONDS TO TELL ME YOUR FAVORITE SCHOOL SUBJECT.

Sebastian Williams
Sebastian Williams

Math

Zachary Fisher
Zachary Fisher

well done

Gabriel Kelly
Gabriel Kelly

Launch time

Leo Martin
Leo Martin

thank you ougi spoogie

Zachary Butler
Zachary Butler

Sex ed

Luis Anderson
Luis Anderson

i want to headpat math and sneak my hands in her blouse

Thomas Richardson
Thomas Richardson

be a loli

Julian Gomez
Julian Gomez

thank you spooky ougi

Chase Allen
Chase Allen

exist

Christopher Roberts
Christopher Roberts

why'd you have to go there, user?
there's always a chance, right? right?

Benjamin Jenkins
Benjamin Jenkins

Thank you spooky ougi

Hunter Barnes
Hunter Barnes

Save a dying franchise

Grayson Edwards
Grayson Edwards

Remind me again from what season and episode this is?

Aaron Anderson
Aaron Anderson

not sure which episode but the hair has me pretty sure it's from the first arc of second season (neko white)

Parker Lewis
Parker Lewis

finally finished Kaiki-Hitagi arc
How many more episodes until I see Math and Spooks?

Aiden Gonzalez
Aiden Gonzalez

She can't get best math scores.

She can't hold back against the mentally ill.

She can't punch a weak and malnourished midget without breaking her finger.

You need to stay awake during hana, and watch tsuki.

Lucas Taylor
Lucas Taylor

First one was for OP.

Nicholas Fisher
Nicholas Fisher

Algorithm analysis.

Wyatt Hall
Wyatt Hall

Close her legs.

Elijah Roberts
Elijah Roberts

Spend more than a fraction of her boyfriend's life by his side.

Nathan Jones
Nathan Jones

thank you spooky ougi

Jace Peterson
Jace Peterson

She can't break her addiction to Araragi's lips and tongue

Cameron Ward
Cameron Ward

danke AfD-chan
please take back germany

Blake Jones
Blake Jones

danke AfD-chan

Leo Reed
Leo Reed

Owari comes after Tsuki, right?

Jackson Robinson
Jackson Robinson

im suprised no one made a ganbaru kanbaru version of these kind of posts

Jack Jackson
Jack Jackson

Realize and admit that Kaiki did nothing wrong.

Charles Carter
Charles Carter

For the viewing order yes, chronologically no.

Tyler Robinson
Tyler Robinson

Win a costume contest

Henry Nelson
Henry Nelson

conspires to kill a child because her siblings got in the way of him cheating middle schoolers out of their lunch money

NOTHING WRONG
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Nathan Hill
Nathan Hill

killing an immortal oddity
Top kek user, next you'll try telling me that meeting that cunt wasn't beneficial to RRG in the long run either.

Caleb Myers
Caleb Myers

She can't compete with best girl

Juan Perry
Juan Perry

She can't be this cute!

Aaron Walker
Aaron Walker

Anal

Oliver Stewart
Oliver Stewart

midget
How tall is Sodachi?

William Torres
William Torres

telling monster hunters where they can find a monster
And he did it bc he was friends with said monster hunters, not bc of anything to do with the monster herself.

Ayden Davis
Ayden Davis

ah, spooky ougi of cute, an anime girl beloved by all

Aaron Perry
Aaron Perry

reminder if you like ougi you're literally gay

Jayden Ramirez
Jayden Ramirez

thank you spooky ougi

Owen Reed
Owen Reed

Compare and contrast with a different sleeping face.

Bentley Clark
Bentley Clark

thank you spooky ougi

Jack Bennett
Jack Bennett

They are two sides of Araragi's life and both perfect.

Juan Gray
Juan Gray

That's way too lewd for a high school girl.

Kayden Hill
Kayden Hill

Oh fuck math, math!

David Rivera
David Rivera

She even remembers date of their first french kiss.

Anthony King
Anthony King

what are you launching?

Jack Rodriguez
Jack Rodriguez

Crawl out of the ditch that is Worst-Girls-ville?

Justin Phillips
Justin Phillips

you know that she couldn't take back her weight . she needed help for doing it

Hunter Flores
Hunter Flores

It's kind of funny how she has proposed to Hanekawa, wants to name her firstborn Tsubasa, and frequently goes on secret dates with her.

If Hanekawa fully gave into her desires, she could lock down both Araragi and Senjougahara without breaking a sweat. She could ravish them both, so why?

Why has she decided to only accept monogamy?

Benjamin Roberts
Benjamin Roberts

Be comfortable with her breast size.

Connor James
Connor James

I'm trying to think of a single girl that wouldn't do it in this series.
Bat
She's a 500 year old shotacon who's soulbound to one of the most deviant characters in the series, she'll be fine with damn near anything.
Crab
implying she won't be doing the fucking with a heavy dose of dominance play included
Snail
Submissive and after Araragi's dick enough to be coerced into it pretty easily probably.
Monkey
Yaoi fangirl and someone who's libido is only second to Araragi's, and arguably so at that.
Snake
implying the great temptress is going to rule out a method of seduction
Cat
Probably only out deviant-ed by Araragi, and even that's iffy. Would probably do anything if she's married.
Bee
She's probably too stupid to know the difference between vaginal and anal.
Bird
Crazy enough to give anything a try once.
Doll
The least likely, in all probability. Maybe something involving her muscle fetish? I'm at a loss, for a 100 year old zombie she's really not elaborated upon much.
Math
implying teenage girls with severe daddy issues aren't the most likely to have anal and then cry about their life afterwards

Ayden Hall
Ayden Hall

Does it mean they never sleep together or they just fuck all night?

Isaiah Morris
Isaiah Morris

"French kiss" is just a euphemism for fucking hard and raw for the sole purpose of pleasure, you know.

Blake Long
Blake Long

Make my dick erect, unlike this angry serpent.

Cameron Cook
Cameron Cook

But how do you compete with yourself?

Tyler Lewis
Tyler Lewis

Well, what do you think, boys and girls?

Nathan Davis
Nathan Davis

This, to be sure.

Caleb Morris
Caleb Morris

they sleep together just after they fuck all night.

Connor Sullivan
Connor Sullivan

Maybe in an alternate universe user, and for entertainment she watches an animated show about your life.

Hudson Fisher
Hudson Fisher

But he never saw her sleeping.

Anthony Smith
Anthony Smith

she sleeps with her eyes open?

Robert Wood
Robert Wood

Miserable persons.

Chase Taylor
Chase Taylor

There aren't official numbers, but likely around the same height as Nadeko (152-154cm) as a 17-18 years old.

Jacob Sullivan
Jacob Sullivan

When you're a teenager it's not really possible to spend the night at your girl/boyfriends house unless both parents are fine with their teenage kids fucking, which is unlikely especially in japan.

You'd typically have to bone when no one was home during the day/evening then go back home, so it's pretty safe to say they'd never fallen asleep together.

Carter Reed
Carter Reed

Maybe she fucks him till he loses consciousness

Landon Bailey
Landon Bailey

What episode was that?

Kevin Adams
Kevin Adams

wants to name her firstborn Tsubasa,

When was this?

Dominic Morgan
Dominic Morgan

Hitagi Rendezvous

Nathaniel Parker
Nathaniel Parker

Depression, my dear user, depression

Logan Taylor
Logan Taylor

That's why love hotels exist

Zachary Cooper
Zachary Cooper

Why has she decided to only accept monogamy?

She's decided to waste her gifts. She squanders them and wastes them away with no regard to their actual value.
It's why Gaen is better, she actually accepts the value of things and enjoys it.
No-one hates being smarter than Tsubasa Hanekawa does.

Nathan Bennett
Nathan Bennett

They don't strike me as the type of people that would use a love hotel.

Jaxon Wright
Jaxon Wright

holy crap her chest makes my weewee vomit

Robert Allen
Robert Allen

thanks spooky ougi

Levi Sullivan
Levi Sullivan

They can go to that Oshino Meme building and fuck there

Bentley Harris
Bentley Harris

thank you spooky ougi

Bentley Turner
Bentley Turner

That place burned down at the start of SS, what are you smoking.

Charles Ramirez
Charles Ramirez

Yeah. Fucking on rotting furniture in an abandoned building sounds like a great time.

Ian Diaz
Ian Diaz

I would fuck Senjo on rotting furniture

Juan Roberts
Juan Roberts

she can't suck my monster dick

Jaxson Murphy
Jaxson Murphy

Nobody can suck something that doesn't exist.

James Stewart
James Stewart

When you're with another girl that is actually attractive (rare for 3D), you don't usually sleep when you have the chance with them.

Nolan Johnson
Nolan Johnson

Damn. If Ougi was in this screenshot, we'd have all the best Monogatari girls in a single scene.

Speaking of which, anyone have a good screenshot of Hitagi on a Tower screen with Kaiki on the phone in his robe with her?

Hudson Rogers
Hudson Rogers

You have horrid taste.

Wyatt Young
Wyatt Young

You'd have best taste if you said Snail was missing.

Jack Hernandez
Jack Hernandez

Yo...
Araragi-kun.

Carter Miller
Carter Miller

kansha spooky ougi

Nolan Foster
Nolan Foster

CELLO INTENSIFIES

Eli Martin
Eli Martin

kanbaru, hachikuji, imoutos and shinobu is all you need

also snake for more fun

Jonathan Bennett
Jonathan Bennett

+ doll

John Myers
John Myers

kanbaru will never wrap her legs around you

Jonathan Foster
Jonathan Foster

Doll is severely underrated and I hope she gets more love when Zoku-Owari is animated and her Off Season stuff is translated.

Noah Brown
Noah Brown

Why do you have to remind me that I don't have a Senjougahara gf.

Mason Scott
Mason Scott

If anything, the people here overrate her because she's the token autism moe.

Isaiah Hall
Isaiah Hall

Her being expressionless doesn't make her "autism moe."

Nathaniel Gutierrez
Nathaniel Gutierrez

we get to see kanbarus mom in hell right? I wonder how lewd she'll be

Henry Nelson
Henry Nelson

She canĀ“t punch a weak a malnourished midget without breaking her finger.
Dude, she KO'd her with a single punch. Not even some of the best boxers or MMA fighters could do that. And she probably just lied about her finger because going to school the next day would have been awkard.

Carter Lee
Carter Lee

She said she broke her finger and was going to the hospital to Araragi through a message after it was all over and Sodachi had already apologized to her.

Aiden Martinez
Aiden Martinez

history tbqh

Joseph Jenkins
Joseph Jenkins

thank you spooky ougi

danke AfD-chan

Nathan Bell
Nathan Bell

Not even some of the best boxers or MMA fighters could do that.
I'm quite certain they could do that. Math is a tiny jap girl, she got knocked out by Crab, who is just a slightly bigger but still skinny jap girl.

Parker Rodriguez
Parker Rodriguez

Well, she could have lied. And she still beat the shit out of sodachi with just one punch.

Camden Wood
Camden Wood

Yeah, that's pretty much all of the top tier. I'm not sure how you'd have fun with the murderslut though.

Benjamin Walker
Benjamin Walker

And half the characters in the series could break a grown man in half with their bare hands. I'm not sure why you're jerking off over crab's strength. Oh wait, you're a braindead waifufag. That's why.

Leo Williams
Leo Williams

Crabfag delusion at work.

Camden Brooks
Camden Brooks

There are some fights that end that quick, but those are very rare. And how many skinny jap girls can hit that hard?
She has no powers or supernatural shit. But you are right in the waifufag part

Isaiah Walker
Isaiah Walker

I love redditgahara too.

Elijah Morales
Elijah Morales

Can a couple be cuter?
No, it can't.

Asher Lewis
Asher Lewis

She confirmed it in the commentaries about her breaking her hand as well and said she was the bigger victim, but I lost the link to that webm.

Alexander Sanders
Alexander Sanders

Actually, found it saved and reuploaded.
u.pomf.is/tlwpbm.webm

Eli Morales
Eli Morales

I bet the Seiyus have a great time recording the commentaries.

When are the rest of them getting translated?

Blake Martinez
Blake Martinez

Damn, these commentaries are great. Thanks user, I'll watch all of the Owari commentaries right now.

Jordan Brooks
Jordan Brooks

I don't know, there was a google spreadsheet with all the commentaries progresses. The translator was working on nise at that point.
a.pomf.cat/icdnev.webm

Blake Adams
Blake Adams

I can do it for you user

Elijah Perry
Elijah Perry

And people say Crab mellowed out too much.

Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor

thank you spooky ougi

Caleb Wright
Caleb Wright

Have a long lasting relationship with his boyfriend. Who is dead.

Ryan Bailey
Ryan Bailey

He was dead for 2 minutes.

Adrian Carter
Adrian Carter

When he died?

Grayson Jones
Grayson Jones

Fucking never since the commentaries are entire episodes unto themselves.

Unless you know Japanese, I got bad news for you. And if you do know Japanese I'll suck your dick for translations.

Dominic Cook
Dominic Cook

Said user, with a posed look.

Christian Perez
Christian Perez

That was a lie

Kayden Cook
Kayden Cook

Apparently the rest of Karen bee is translated and just waiting for people to actually put it on the episodes.

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