Seriously is there anything this girl cant do

seriously is there anything this girl cant do

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Be a decent character.

have a faithful boyfriend

get along with or be by kids.

not be a shit girl

Being real.

She can't stay faithful

Be best girl.

Chose best boy.

this

That was ALLEGORICAL

See best girl

I want Hitagi to make me her personal slave

Stop being cucked by lolis.

YOU HAVE PRECISELY 5 SECONDS TO TELL ME YOUR FAVORITE SCHOOL SUBJECT.

Math

well done

Launch time

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thank you ougi spoogie

Sex ed

i want to headpat math and sneak my hands in her blouse

be a loli

thank you spooky ougi

exist

why'd you have to go there, user?
there's always a chance, right? right?

Thank you spooky ougi

Save a dying franchise

Remind me again from what season and episode this is?

not sure which episode but the hair has me pretty sure it's from the first arc of second season (neko white)

>finally finished Kaiki-Hitagi arc
How many more episodes until I see Math and Spooks?

She can't get best math scores.

She can't hold back against the mentally ill.

She can't punch a weak and malnourished midget without breaking her finger.

You need to stay awake during hana, and watch tsuki.

First one was for OP.

Algorithm analysis.

Close her legs.

Spend more than a fraction of her boyfriend's life by his side.

thank you spooky ougi

She can't break her addiction to Araragi's lips and tongue

danke AfD-chan
please take back germany

danke AfD-chan

Owari comes after Tsuki, right?

im suprised no one made a ganbaru kanbaru version of these kind of posts

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Realize and admit that Kaiki did nothing wrong.

For the viewing order yes, chronologically no.

Win a costume contest

>conspires to kill a child because her siblings got in the way of him cheating middle schoolers out of their lunch money

NOTHING WRONG
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>killing an immortal oddity
Top kek user, next you'll try telling me that meeting that cunt wasn't beneficial to RRG in the long run either.

She can't compete with best girl

She can't be this cute!

Anal

>midget
How tall is Sodachi?

>telling monster hunters where they can find a monster
And he did it bc he was friends with said monster hunters, not bc of anything to do with the monster herself.

ah, spooky ougi of cute, an anime girl beloved by all

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reminder if you like ougi you're literally gay

thank you spooky ougi

Compare and contrast with a different sleeping face.

thank you spooky ougi

They are two sides of Araragi's life and both perfect.

That's way too lewd for a high school girl.

Oh fuck math, math!

She even remembers date of their first french kiss.

what are you launching?

Crawl out of the ditch that is Worst-Girls-ville?

you know that she couldn't take back her weight . she needed help for doing it

It's kind of funny how she has proposed to Hanekawa, wants to name her firstborn Tsubasa, and frequently goes on secret dates with her.

If Hanekawa fully gave into her desires, she could lock down both Araragi and Senjougahara without breaking a sweat. She could ravish them both, so why?

Why has she decided to only accept monogamy?

Be comfortable with her breast size.

I'm trying to think of a single girl that wouldn't do it in this series.
>Bat
She's a 500 year old shotacon who's soulbound to one of the most deviant characters in the series, she'll be fine with damn near anything.
>Crab
>implying she won't be doing the fucking with a heavy dose of dominance play included
>Snail
Submissive and after Araragi's dick enough to be coerced into it pretty easily probably.
>Monkey
Yaoi fangirl and someone who's libido is only second to Araragi's, and arguably so at that.
>Snake
>implying the great temptress is going to rule out a method of seduction
>Cat
Probably only out deviant-ed by Araragi, and even that's iffy. Would probably do anything if she's married.
>Bee
She's probably too stupid to know the difference between vaginal and anal.
>Bird
Crazy enough to give anything a try once.
>Doll
The least likely, in all probability. Maybe something involving her muscle fetish? I'm at a loss, for a 100 year old zombie she's really not elaborated upon much.
>Math
>implying teenage girls with severe daddy issues aren't the most likely to have anal and then cry about their life afterwards

Does it mean they never sleep together or they just fuck all night?

"French kiss" is just a euphemism for fucking hard and raw for the sole purpose of pleasure, you know.

Make my dick erect, unlike this angry serpent.

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But how do you compete with yourself?

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Well, what do you think, boys and girls?

This, to be sure.

they sleep together just after they fuck all night.

Maybe in an alternate universe user, and for entertainment she watches an animated show about your life.

But he never saw her sleeping.

she sleeps with her eyes open?

Miserable persons.

There aren't official numbers, but likely around the same height as Nadeko (152-154cm) as a 17-18 years old.

When you're a teenager it's not really possible to spend the night at your girl/boyfriends house unless both parents are fine with their teenage kids fucking, which is unlikely especially in japan.

You'd typically have to bone when no one was home during the day/evening then go back home, so it's pretty safe to say they'd never fallen asleep together.

Maybe she fucks him till he loses consciousness

What episode was that?

>wants to name her firstborn Tsubasa,

When was this?

Hitagi Rendezvous

Depression, my dear user, depression

That's why love hotels exist

>Why has she decided to only accept monogamy?

She's decided to waste her gifts. She squanders them and wastes them away with no regard to their actual value.
It's why Gaen is better, she actually accepts the value of things and enjoys it.
No-one hates being smarter than Tsubasa Hanekawa does.

They don't strike me as the type of people that would use a love hotel.

holy crap her chest makes my weewee vomit

thanks spooky ougi

They can go to that Oshino Meme building and fuck there

thank you spooky ougi

That place burned down at the start of SS, what are you smoking.

Yeah. Fucking on rotting furniture in an abandoned building sounds like a great time.

I would fuck Senjo on rotting furniture

she can't suck my monster dick

Nobody can suck something that doesn't exist.

When you're with another girl that is actually attractive (rare for 3D), you don't usually sleep when you have the chance with them.

Damn. If Ougi was in this screenshot, we'd have all the best Monogatari girls in a single scene.

Speaking of which, anyone have a good screenshot of Hitagi on a Tower screen with Kaiki on the phone in his robe with her?

You have horrid taste.

You'd have best taste if you said Snail was missing.

Yo...
Araragi-kun.

kansha spooky ougi

>CELLO INTENSIFIES

kanbaru, hachikuji, imoutos and shinobu is all you need

also snake for more fun

+ doll

>kanbaru will never wrap her legs around you

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Doll is severely underrated and I hope she gets more love when Zoku-Owari is animated and her Off Season stuff is translated.

Why do you have to remind me that I don't have a Senjougahara gf.

If anything, the people here overrate her because she's the token autism moe.

Her being expressionless doesn't make her "autism moe."

we get to see kanbarus mom in hell right? I wonder how lewd she'll be

>She can´t punch a weak a malnourished midget without breaking her finger.
Dude, she KO'd her with a single punch. Not even some of the best boxers or MMA fighters could do that. And she probably just lied about her finger because going to school the next day would have been awkard.

She said she broke her finger and was going to the hospital to Araragi through a message after it was all over and Sodachi had already apologized to her.

history tbqh

thank you spooky ougi

danke AfD-chan

>Not even some of the best boxers or MMA fighters could do that.
I'm quite certain they could do that. Math is a tiny jap girl, she got knocked out by Crab, who is just a slightly bigger but still skinny jap girl.

Well, she could have lied. And she still beat the shit out of sodachi with just one punch.

Yeah, that's pretty much all of the top tier. I'm not sure how you'd have fun with the murderslut though.

And half the characters in the series could break a grown man in half with their bare hands. I'm not sure why you're jerking off over crab's strength. Oh wait, you're a braindead waifufag. That's why.

Crabfag delusion at work.

There are some fights that end that quick, but those are very rare. And how many skinny jap girls can hit that hard?
She has no powers or supernatural shit. But you are right in the waifufag part

I love redditgahara too.

Can a couple be cuter?
No, it can't.

She confirmed it in the commentaries about her breaking her hand as well and said she was the bigger victim, but I lost the link to that webm.

Actually, found it saved and reuploaded.
u.pomf.is/tlwpbm.webm

I bet the Seiyus have a great time recording the commentaries.

When are the rest of them getting translated?

Damn, these commentaries are great. Thanks user, I'll watch all of the Owari commentaries right now.

I don't know, there was a google spreadsheet with all the commentaries progresses. The translator was working on nise at that point.
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I can do it for you user

And people say Crab mellowed out too much.

thank you spooky ougi

Have a long lasting relationship with his boyfriend. Who is dead.

He was dead for 2 minutes.

When he died?

Fucking never since the commentaries are entire episodes unto themselves.

Unless you know Japanese, I got bad news for you. And if you do know Japanese I'll suck your dick for translations.

Said user, with a posed look.

That was a lie

Apparently the rest of Karen bee is translated and just waiting for people to actually put it on the episodes.