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Justin Williams
Justin Williams

DIAVOLO

Carson Foster
Carson Foster

Jojo Part 9

Julian Edwards
Julian Edwards

DELT

Ryan Watson
Ryan Watson

We will probably never see part 8 animated

Christian Myers
Christian Myers

Gay priest is here.

Isaiah Morales
Isaiah Morales

BRING RING RING RING RING RING

Leo Parker
Leo Parker

Kira did nothing wrong.

Liam Bailey
Liam Bailey

100th episode in a couple of days..
We sure have come along way anons
tfw the koreans are in charge of it

Leo Lopez
Leo Lopez

Gappy makes me happy

Daniel Myers
Daniel Myers

Tsurugi looks like an actual human being
huh

Angel Reyes
Angel Reyes

tfw Lisa Lisa will never choke me with her scarf while she steps on my balls with her high heels

Robert Sanders
Robert Sanders

Was Kira ?

Benjamin Roberts
Benjamin Roberts

It's not gay if I ship him with DIO right?

Christian Hughes
Christian Hughes

Joshuu makes ME happy

Luis King
Luis King

No, DIO's not human and therefore technically not a man.

Aiden Nguyen
Aiden Nguyen

one man's head
one man's body
another man's everything
Bro, that's like... triple gay.

Nathaniel Jones
Nathaniel Jones

Part 2 is shit.

Brody Russell
Brody Russell

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I've got to break free

Joshua Young
Joshua Young

gonna have to upvote this post

Jacob Jones
Jacob Jones

But who's the chubbiest??

Lincoln Wright
Lincoln Wright

Shh, Gyro is sleeping.

Landon Morales
Landon Morales

Nena

Chase Butler
Chase Butler

So do we get the 3rd OP tomorrow or during I am a Alien

Parker Allen
Parker Allen

Holly

Adrian Campbell
Adrian Campbell

Preview in a couple of hours right?

Ryder Ross
Ryder Ross

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Dio and Jonathan doujin that isn't fujo

Xavier Russell
Xavier Russell

tfw no epilogue chapter with Jolyne and Jotaro doing father-daughter stuffs
DavPro please save us.
This creepy motherfucker is the most fucked up person in part 8 besides Damo. The way he calmly killed that rock human was fucked.

Lincoln Parker
Lincoln Parker

Do you think him putting knives through his tits hurt

Ryder Reyes
Ryder Reyes

tfw no Josuke meets Jolyne episode

Carter Flores
Carter Flores

Part 2

Joseph Rogers
Joseph Rogers

Tsurugi is a fucking pimp

Lincoln Rogers
Lincoln Rogers

But he's just so darned cute, though.

Asher Garcia
Asher Garcia

that rock human
His name was Aisho. He was very nervous and insecure, and implied to be very young by rock human standards too. This lead to him foolishly falling in love and putting his trust in a human woman and telling her his secret. This proved to be an extremely dangerous move which nearly led to his death when she cheated on him and sold his house, taking advantage of his vulnerable state. He also had some sort of heart-condition, having regular doki doki sound effects around him and being seen taking pills for it later on.

Jaxon Gray
Jaxon Gray

Poor Aisho.
I'll share a beer with him.
He's just a poor boy.

Levi Garcia
Levi Garcia

DESU part of me wants David to skip SBR and animate 8 instead so they could actually do it well

Joshua Cooper
Joshua Cooper

Quick post stands that would fit just as good/if not better as one belonging to a main villain

Anthony Clark
Anthony Clark

Jonathan Joestar's reincarnation DIES BY A FUCKING ROCK

Really? This is too funny.

Nathaniel Miller
Nathaniel Miller

Kira is associated with cats
Killer Queen, Stray Cat
Dead Man's Questions Kira seemingly has nothing related to cats
He's doing the Cat's Cradle in the cover
Cat

fuck, i didn't catch on to it until recently

Anthony Howard
Anthony Howard

Gappy isn't happy

Camden Collins
Camden Collins

a rat could use the hand better than okuyasu

Lincoln Perez
Lincoln Perez

Nah. The Hand is too blunt, too straightforward. Swipe, pull, punch, erase; it lacks versatility.
Gold Experience Requiem, on the other hand...

Kayden Ward
Kayden Ward

So concerning this part what in the fuck was supposed to be funny about this gag

Ian Martin
Ian Martin

I dont think they are going to animate anything past the og universe
Both 7 and 8 will be really long anime series that will need high detail and budget to pull off

Jace James
Jace James

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Joshu Yasuho and Gappy using Milagro Man and Shakedown Road to get a shitload of money

Jaxson Collins
Jaxson Collins

Metallica
Mandom
Jail House Lock
Heaven's Door
Heavy Weather
The Emperor if Hol Horse realized just how broke his stand was
Doobie Wah
Earth Wind and Fire

Honestly I can just imagine a lot of these being amazing when in the right hands especially Earth Wind and Fire and Jail House Lock for Diavolo.

Asher Nelson
Asher Nelson

I don't even know where the rest of that spoiler came from.

Zachary James
Zachary James

Rock human tried to steal his body

Christian Torres
Christian Torres

so are rock people just sbr pillar men? or are they just normal dwarves

Carter Gonzalez
Carter Gonzalez

That would not have happened to the og jonathan

Angel Williams
Angel Williams

reincarnation
I don't think you know how the whole universe thing works. Also yeah he did, it's pretty funny. The old guy said it was just one version of a story that's changed over time so there's probably inaccuracies.

Matthew Russell
Matthew Russell

Why did Jotaro forget how to fly in Part 4 and Part 6?

Michael Ross
Michael Ross

Implying Earth Wind and Fire is a Stand

Cooper Robinson
Cooper Robinson

Jail House Lock
Wouldn't that stand only be threat in like buildings, cause i don't remember Miu Miu saying anything about it's area being able to increase

Oliver Clark
Oliver Clark

Its some dumb japanese joke

Andrew Bell
Andrew Bell

He forgot doing leg day

Hunter Morgan
Hunter Morgan

It's shitty Japanese puns and wordplay. Araki put so many dad jokes into 7 and 8 it's not funny. Tsurugi is basically Gyro 2.0 in that he's awful at jokes but won't stop making them.

Adam Diaz
Adam Diaz

Gyro makes fun of Johnny in heaven because of this.

Nicholas Gonzalez
Nicholas Gonzalez

Earth Wind and Fire is a proto stand like the Pilar Men Modo

John Wood
John Wood

They aren't Pillar Men but they're meant to be reminiscent of them. There aren't any vampires or Pillar Men in the SBRverse.

Zachary Gonzalez
Zachary Gonzalez

Is it Friday yet?

Aiden Ross
Aiden Ross

Nope

Connor Roberts
Connor Roberts

Believing in Aliens

I really don't remember myself if the stand's effect wears off when you leave it's range. All I remember that it can set it on someone of her choice.

Nolan Turner
Nolan Turner

An Italian tells an American a joke that only makes sense in Japanese
Araki is such a fucking hack. Part 7 confirmed worst part.

Bentley Martin
Bentley Martin

IIRC it was semi bound to the front area of the prison, meaning she can't use it anywhere but the prison. Kind of a shit Stand to have honestly.

Ayden Morgan
Ayden Morgan

tfw someone use his headless reanimated body

Isaac Sanders
Isaac Sanders

Not believing in the ayylmao

If dogs, cats, rats, plankton and a zippo lighter can have Stands, I'm sure aliens can have them too

Aiden Walker
Aiden Walker

Wow it's almost like it was written in Japanese or something.

Easton Hughes
Easton Hughes

He calmed the fuck down.

Sebastian Parker
Sebastian Parker

Two britbongs and an italian talk to each other in japanese
what a fucking hack

Tyler Perry
Tyler Perry

so how come joseph has to smash the camera to use hermit purples spirit photo ability but dio can just tap it without destroying the camera.
or is joseph just fucking retarded.

Noah Scott
Noah Scott

I don't remember Part 6 very clearly, did Jotaro ever realize Annasui wanted to fuck Jolyne? or was he too autist to realize it?

Joshua Murphy
Joshua Murphy

Well fuck that shit then. I don't know which ability would give him the best chance to stay hidden other than Earth Wind and Fire and Khnum

Austin Thomas
Austin Thomas

I remember him making a remark on it questioning Anasui but I think that's it

Isaiah Peterson
Isaiah Peterson

ladder
tripfag

Christian Bell
Christian Bell

Annasui literally asked Jotaro for his blessing before dying

Isaiah Hernandez
Isaiah Hernandez

or is joseph just fucking retarded.
Bingo

Le 2smartruse man got nerfed in Stardust because he wasn't the protagonist. He learned how to properly use Hermit Purple by Part 4 though

Camden Anderson
Camden Anderson

Yeah he's just an idiot. He probably broke one accidentally the first time he was using it and just assumed he had to break them each time.

Annasui asked Jotaro for he permission to marry Jolyne out of nowhere halfway through Made in Heaven, to which Jotaro just looked shocked and Jolyne said yes to shut Annasui up for the time being.

Robert Powell
Robert Powell

He learned how to properly use Hermit Purple by Part 4 though
didn't use it to easily find Kira and end Part 4 early

Grayson Gonzalez
Grayson Gonzalez

or is joseph just fucking retarded

Cooper Davis
Cooper Davis

You can't find a man you don't know. When they learned about Kira, he changed his face and fingerprints so he couldn't be caught

At least for DIO he was technically related to him

Parker Richardson
Parker Richardson

The reason he came to Morioh was to find Akira
who they knew jack shit about

Brandon Lopez
Brandon Lopez

Ok.
I have all the tools for the Mario Kart Wii mods
I'll replace Mario for Jotaro over a dolphin
just to test if it's hard
In order to prevent shitpost if you want to say something here's the blog: jojokars.blogspot.com.ar/2016/09/future-jojo-kart-game.html

Lincoln Bennett
Lincoln Bennett

Looks like you've got your priorities straight, boss. This sounds promising already.

Cameron Hill
Cameron Hill

They at least knew about his Stand and have seen it multiple times. Heard his voice, was aware of the bow and arrow, etc.

Kira was a nobody before he killed Shigechi and a nobody after killing Aya

Brody Cox
Brody Cox

He was a senile old man, the real question is why Josuke doesn't restored Kira button to find him.

Evan Sanchez
Evan Sanchez

Wait same thing for Kira
They know pretty much everything about his stand and they've seen it

Colton Gonzalez
Colton Gonzalez

It's a separate mass from the shirt, buttons are just hanging by like two bits of thread. It's kind of a bullshit excuse but there was one at least.

Gabriel Perez
Gabriel Perez

He did manage to get pics of Josuke and Angelo fore Part 4 began

Robert Ramirez
Robert Ramirez

Why do girls love kakyoin so much?

Lincoln Foster
Lincoln Foster

I Have No Doubts That David Productions Will Bless Us With An OVA Of Little Jolyne In Morioh With Giornio Inexplicably In Tow So That Anime Onlys Will Get Invested In Those Characters Earlier

Oliver Martin
Oliver Martin

I still wonder how Jotaro managed to marry and then have a child. For someone as autistic as him, you'd think he would spend all his life taking care of dolphins instead of trying to get laid

Dominic Rogers
Dominic Rogers

fujoshis love the jotakak ship because it's pure, unadulterated boy-love between two of the most bara'd out boys of the series.

Brayden Nguyen
Brayden Nguyen

That sounds fucking stupid also don't Type Like This in the future please.

Jeremiah Myers
Jeremiah Myers

He's literally a 90s shoujo character

Nathaniel Morris
Nathaniel Morris

Is no one gonna fucking pick up that phone?

Dominic Roberts
Dominic Roberts

I actually wonder if Jotaro asked his wife to dress as a Dolphin or if he was yelling ''ORA ORA ORA'' when he was fucking her.

Tyler Bailey
Tyler Bailey

plus girls love a good reroreroing

Gabriel Reyes
Gabriel Reyes

I dont like phones, I hear voices

Colton Sullivan
Colton Sullivan

It's doujinshi by noname, and not by Araki, so it wouldn't.

Ryder Hughes
Ryder Hughes

Kekyoin is somehow a very likeable character.
It's [M-A-G-I-C]

Nathaniel Gomez
Nathaniel Gomez

Jaden, is that you? Get off the 4chans

Julian Garcia
Julian Garcia

Araki Loves Doujins It's Why He Gave The Green Light To Have Little Jolyne At The End of Eyes Of Heaven. It Makes Total Sense To Showcase Those Young Joestars In An OVA To Get People Invested Into Jolyne and Giornio. It's Movie Magic.

Brayden Torres
Brayden Torres

Joestar Sex Drive requires him to reproduce against his will

Just look at DIO

Robert Gomez
Robert Gomez

I'm pretty sure Joseph just blocked Jotaro access to SWF money until he got a heir

David Smith
David Smith

The Kaks has a very mysterious charm

Brody Flores
Brody Flores

What would happen if The Hand were to punch Cream in the mouth?

Ayden Collins
Ayden Collins

It was just quiet, uncomfortable silence as Jotaro just got it done and quietly returned to work. or the theory that he was drugged and raped by his wife.

Christopher Reyes
Christopher Reyes

Not really, we didn't need OVAs to get people interested in Jotaro or Josuke so it's not needed for Giorno or Jolyne. Also Don't Type Like This Please.

Alexander Thomas
Alexander Thomas

20 years of fujoshi magick has produced the perfect male specimen. You will not find a better looking artistic rendition of a jojo character.

Easton Gutierrez
Easton Gutierrez

girls really loves memes senpai

Ryan Hughes
Ryan Hughes

It would CREATE space rather than cutting it. They'd be repelled from eachother.

Camden Adams
Camden Adams

They ignore ecah other or The Hand will play volleyball with Cream

Dominic Harris
Dominic Harris

POST GLASSES KAK NOW

Xavier Watson
Xavier Watson

Oh fuck I just realised that RPS Kid will be episode 100 of the entire anime.

Thomas Wright
Thomas Wright

how's the jojokart game coming along?

Daniel Davis
Daniel Davis

Facebook filename

Jesus fucking christ

Thomas Wright
Thomas Wright

Rohan will be episode 100 of the entire anime.

Camden Rodriguez
Camden Rodriguez

What a way to celebrate

Sebastian Hernandez
Sebastian Hernandez

I'm changing Mario into Jotaro over a dolphin

Benjamin Miller
Benjamin Miller

Rohan punching a 12 year old in the face and acting cool about it in front of a bunch of teenagers is how we'll celebrate the 100th episode of the series
Wouldn't have it any other way honestly.

Grayson Walker
Grayson Walker

LET'S
GET
NEO

Christopher Mitchell
Christopher Mitchell

Why is he so... sexy, and cute in the anime?
I'm not gay david, fuck you araki.

Xavier Moore
Xavier Moore

Heaven
user....

Hunter Bailey
Hunter Bailey

Josuke is the purest Jojo

James Roberts
James Roberts

Josuke is most handsome JoJo. Especially Late Part 4 and in the anime

Owen Sullivan
Owen Sullivan

/ss/ when?

Jaxon Nelson
Jaxon Nelson

does this count as glasses kak?

Ethan Stewart
Ethan Stewart

Terrorist don't go to heaven
especially the ones with weird fetishes

Eli Jenkins
Eli Jenkins

It'll be ep 28, based on the previous 2 cours first ep being op less. So Highway Star 1

Adam King
Adam King

Josuke is the perfect mix between Jonathan Joseph and Jotaro
Strong af like Jotaro and smart
Funny and is good for asspulls like his father
2pure4disworld like Jonathan

Michael Sullivan
Michael Sullivan

Josuke is most handsome JoJo
not with that shitty hair

James Lewis
James Lewis

Kaks thread? Kaks thread

Angel Rivera
Angel Rivera

Why is Caesar considered the worst BroJo?

Jeremiah Hall
Jeremiah Hall

But he has dick on his head.

William Green
William Green

I'll burn your house again rohan
Fuck off

Austin Gomez
Austin Gomez

t. Rohan Kishibe, the greatest mangaka in the world

FUCK YOU

Lincoln Diaz
Lincoln Diaz

He doesn't do anything useful at all
Gets killed because of being an idiot
and its not funny

Lucas Thomas
Lucas Thomas

the last time I posted kak here I got banned so we can't take over this thread, bud.

Hunter Scott
Hunter Scott

he felt way more useless at than just about any other Brojo without being the cool yet useless type like Okuyasu

Christopher Sanders
Christopher Sanders

R O A S T E D
just like Rohans house

Hudson Gray
Hudson Gray

I doubt I Am An Alien will be in one episode considering they've got 7 chapters to cover. Unless the first half of Highway Star is also I Am An Alien chapters.

He doesn't really do anything other than yell and then die, though his death scene was pretty good. It just felt wasted on him because he shows up, loses every fight he has, has the most predictable and mediocre character development you could expect then promptly dies.

Matthew Davis
Matthew Davis

Even Okuyasu is smarter then him.
Besides he is ugly as fuck in manga.

Christopher Thompson
Christopher Thompson

If you were that user that spammed the thread with Jotaro x Kaks shit then I'm not surprised

Andrew Morgan
Andrew Morgan

no I wasn't them I just didn't post enough text posts apparently

Thomas Mitchell
Thomas Mitchell

HOW MANY LIVES HAVE YOU SUCKED AWAY TO HEAL THOSE WOUNDS?

Colton Gray
Colton Gray

bout to murder this teme

Christopher Thompson
Christopher Thompson

hwo manny pennis u likcle?

Alexander Jones
Alexander Jones

bred

Blake Adams
Blake Adams

it was me dio haha

BAN THIS POSTER

Zachary Brooks
Zachary Brooks

why

Angel Lee
Angel Lee

FACT:

Vento Auero is the worst jojo part.

Dylan Ward
Dylan Ward

Joseph is the original Jojo instead of Jonathan
actual dynamic rivalry with Dio before he becomes a vampire
they end up fucking

Xavier Ramirez
Xavier Ramirez

There needs to be more TAS

Lincoln Davis
Lincoln Davis

I want to marry the Boss!

Michael Mitchell
Michael Mitchell

smol oku

Nathan Reyes
Nathan Reyes

Honestly I liked the fights in Venti Oreo more than Battle Tendency or Stardust Crusaders

But it had lamer protagonists than Stardust despite all the development they got

William Brown
William Brown

Does Diavolo created Doppio or was Doppio who created Diavolo?

Jonathan Sanchez
Jonathan Sanchez

I want to torture the boss for eternity!

Joshua Adams
Joshua Adams

Diavolo was first but it's possible that Diavolo was like Doppio before he went apeshit, making Doppio like a screenshot of Diavolo before he became crazy. His name was always Diavolo so Doppio is just one he made up.

Parker Torres
Parker Torres

boy do i ever have the thing for you

dailyokuyasu.tumblr.com/

this got linked on leddit a few days ago

Caleb Cook
Caleb Cook

Doppio is actually attracted to Kira.

Camden Anderson
Camden Anderson

why doesnt kira use bite the dust to create a timeloop in which he can kill all he wants before ending it after it restarts to get away with it all while also living the most quiet of lives.

Michael Turner
Michael Turner

He already had Crazy Diamond out before Rohan even got to him. I never understood why Josuke didn't just unleash the DORAs. I mean he practically already was, this shit just don't add up.

Samuel Parker
Samuel Parker

GERs upside down chest heart looks more like a bow sack

Jose Scott
Jose Scott

The way DID works strongly suggests it was Doppio's personality that came first, with the violent Diavolo persona manifesting as a response to trauma.

If Diavolo used to be like Doppio then doesn't it mean that it was Diavolo who came later on?

Blake Cook
Blake Cook

I don't regret clicking that link
thanks

Brandon Mitchell
Brandon Mitchell

Diavolo Doppio Doppio Doppio Diavolo Diavolo?

Jacob Howard
Jacob Howard

There are actually a million more Bites the Dust loops that we haven't seen
One is of Kira going full postal
Another is living a quiet life and having another kid with Shinobu
Really, it doesn't matter since time only resets thanks to Hayato

Brayden Gomez
Brayden Gomez

Doppio Diavolo Diavolo Diappio Doppivalo, fucking retard

Josiah Lopez
Josiah Lopez

Why does it seem like so many jojo fans wanted Kira to win? He's a remorseless serial killer who preys on innocent girls. I don't get it

Ian Johnson
Ian Johnson

POHRURURURURURURURURURURURU

ITS FOR YOU

Ryder Rogers
Ryder Rogers

Because after he first sets BtD he doesn't remember the subsequent resets. That's why he had to go with Hayato to confirm who was killed and how Hayato tricked him. He remembers the first rewind ie when he put it on Hayato (not shown) and when he put it on the nurse, but every time after that point when they reveal his identity he remains unaware of the reset like everyone else, because i wasn't him who triggered the bomb. So if he were to kill a bunch of people it means it was fated to happen and they'd still die in the next loop because he was fated to kill them. It won't erase the evidence except in the case where the person with BtD attached reveals Kira's identity. Plus he doesn't have access to KQ when BtD is set so he'd have to kill manually as well as clean it up like normal.

Chase Ward
Chase Ward

Edgelords, memers or people who didn't like the main characters for some reason

Brayden Ross
Brayden Ross

He just wants to live a quiet life, man.
Other than the whole "Sociopathic Murderer" thing, I empathize with him pretty strongly.

Gabriel Moore
Gabriel Moore

Technically if you wanna look at it like that, though the actual Diavolo personality started off like Doppio then evolved and made a copy of it's younger self and gave it a different name, so it's basically semantics at this point.

Elijah Price
Elijah Price

I love Kira and I relate to him on a personal level but giving into your hand boner when you lucked out with this was easily the reason he lost

Henry Reed
Henry Reed

le quiet life face

Aaron Watson
Aaron Watson

Why is Kars fanart so amazing, the character himself is pretty mediocre compared to most

Adam Bailey
Adam Bailey

Can someone make a gif of dio's lipstick from this video?

youtu.be/y77pv2Yrx8M

Tyler Carter
Tyler Carter

VA when

Aiden Kelly
Aiden Kelly

He's the perfect being you dip

Landon Hughes
Landon Hughes

purple hair is just naturally cool. it's why doppio is so universally adored.

Alexander Clark
Alexander Clark

PREVIEW WHEN

James Perry
James Perry

What was his stand?
And what did it do?

Camden Evans
Camden Evans

Tomorrow

Levi Howard
Levi Howard

Next year, starting on the 1st of April again.

Christian Robinson
Christian Robinson

He didn't have one, he managed to join Passione by passing the lighter test legitimately.

Christian Jenkins
Christian Jenkins

Stand name: Suge Knight

Power: A Magic Shovel that turns your hair into donughts

Connor Miller
Connor Miller

He didn't have one.

Giorno murdered a normal guy who posed as much of a threat to him as a toddler armed with a stick.

Liam Gomez
Liam Gomez

I want to be some weak Pillr Man who thinks Lisa is an easy snack but gers recked. I end up being so bad against Ripple that she's fully effective at controlling my body like any other tool infused with the Rippke, and can bring me pain and pleasure 10 times of what a human would experience in the same stimuli.

She quickly tears me apart with ease, laughing at how weak my Pillar cells are while a ton of them effortlessly burned away in her grasp.

The rest of my existsnce is being kept in a dungeon at her island. Every momment is spent is some sort of bdsm prison, with every article being laced in oil and Ripple, allowing the flimsiest of strings to cut into my skin. Every sort of "punishment" a male sub would get happens to me with more potency, utterly destroying my pride as a Pillar Man.

She periodically stops by in person to add to the torture herself. Always dressed lavishly as if to imply inferiority in Pillar Men's lack of clothing. She does shit pegging, CnB torture, anything really. Both her and the contraptions often make use of my own malleability, strecthing, contorting and gaping all parts of my body to whatever she desires.

Her visits ends with her peronally extonguising a couple of my cells. She could vaporize my entire body with ease but uses her weakest possible trace of Ripple to make this last as long as possible.

Her attack is accompanied by stuff like pinching my flesh, choking, kicking, stomping under her heels, but she's most fond of what she happilly calls "eating" me. Which usually means forcing me to worship a part of her flesh and then sending the Ripple into my head through that part. It sometimes also means enveloping my my dick or balls with one of her holes and turning her insides into a meat grinder.

She puts me into the bext contraption with her bare hands and leaves. The cycle continues for years until I am mush on her floor. She wipes me of the face of the earth in a puddle of her Ripple Urine.

Joseph Barnes
Joseph Barnes

Nah its gonna start around summer season

Hudson Edwards
Hudson Edwards

RURURU RURURU

Hey, do you guys hear that?

Brayden Sullivan
Brayden Sullivan

It was a nerfed Hey Ya that works in reverse. The shovel, pal. It didn't even warrant a reveal.

Jack Wilson
Jack Wilson

was that confirmed? it's also possible he was grandfathered in before they started that test, or he had some weird specific stand that he couldn't use in that situation, right?

Michael Hughes
Michael Hughes

What the fuck

Levi Cooper
Levi Cooper

To be fair, Giorno didn't kill him. He can't control the animals he creates and he told Luca he'd die if he attacked it and he did.

Zachary Collins
Zachary Collins

wat

Brayden Martinez
Brayden Martinez

Wait so everybody we see from Passione like Bruno's gang, La Squadra, and Diavolos men are a bunch of idiots who fucked up that test?

Gabriel Allen
Gabriel Allen

what did you mean by this?

Dylan Thompson
Dylan Thompson

i'm pretty sure it's an old copy paste that someone retooled for lisalisa

Connor Stewart
Connor Stewart

I suddenly feel so much better about my vore fetish

Gabriel Martinez
Gabriel Martinez

Wonderful

Aiden Anderson
Aiden Anderson

He never mentions Stands or even mentions anything seemingly off about the weird shit Giorno was doing like thinking just maybe he had a Stand, so he seems to not know what Stands are or have one. How he got into the gang is a mystery.

Ryder Cook
Ryder Cook

What did he mean by this?

Jayden James
Jayden James

Yep, not one of them managed to keep it lit for 24 hours. That's the actual goal though, if someone manages to pass it legitimately then they won't get a Stand but they have some sort of insane skill that the gang can make use of regardless.

Cameron Brown
Cameron Brown

user, please try turning your brain off and turning it back on again real quick-like. I think you got some kinda... yeah, you got a thing to work out there. Definitely some kind of a thing.

Parker Gomez
Parker Gomez

isn't the test just for the more trusted gang members? surely they'd need a lot of warm bodies to keep the gang running, and not every one of them needed a stand. the grunts doing the mugging/extortion and other bitch work wouldn't need stands

Jackson Gray
Jackson Gray

Giorno's intent wasn't to kill him, but it was still a dangerous abuse of power that unsurprisingly wound up with someone getting fucked up. The animals Giorno creates are arguably like live bombs in that anyone who harms them (even someone doing something as innocent as swatting at an annoying fly) will be badly injured, he's probably unknowingly hurt or killed dozens of people unless he makes sure to change his life-forms back once he's finished using them.

Christian Lewis
Christian Lewis

Luka is extremely confused whenever the rest of Bruno's group uses their Stands
They just tell him not to worry about it while Abbacchio pours him a spot of pee

Jackson Fisher
Jackson Fisher

Luca was to OP so Araki had to remove him from the story

Aaron Bell
Aaron Bell

Probably. I like to think that he passed the lighter test legitimately though because it makes me laugh.

Gavin Gomez
Gavin Gomez

what the fuck

Levi Ward
Levi Ward

fair

Asher Baker
Asher Baker

Vore fetish

Xavier Foster
Xavier Foster

Same

Thomas Murphy
Thomas Murphy

I'm convinced the only reason why Araki gave Giorno his reflecting ability was for this cool as fuck panel to exist.

Nicholas Ortiz
Nicholas Ortiz

Is there a doujin about the entire gang (sans Fugo) being defeated, raped and eventually consumed by Notorious B.I.G? I mean, the thing forms tentacles and got really grabby with Trish, this shit writes itself.

Wyatt Mitchell
Wyatt Mitchell

Funny Vorelentine

Kayden Hill
Kayden Hill

delet this

Angel Nguyen
Angel Nguyen

Funny Vorelentine

Jordan Taylor
Jordan Taylor

Maybe they failed the test but already had a stand like Giorno.

Either way, their power is tested. If you defeat Black Sabbath with your stand, you live. Or he kills.

Cooper Myers
Cooper Myers

How many more parts will we get before Araki dies?
Or rather fakes his death so he can continue his endless life as another persona

Joshua Lee
Joshua Lee

Im pretty sure thats how most of the shit in this series works
Things happen because Araki though it was cool

William Kelly
William Kelly

I don't know if he'll continue JoJo for that long but he'll definitely keep drawing manga until then. I expect one more after 8 honestly, depending on how long 8 is.

Grayson King
Grayson King

I like the voices they gave them

youtube.com/watch?v=ISw_HMHgkP0
youtube.com/watch?v=1bNhJM7T1Fw
youtube.com/watch?v=btQwuO1IEfo

Eli Green
Eli Green

JAGURS

Kevin Richardson
Kevin Richardson

He said that he retires in his sixties. So one more part.

Eli Williams
Eli Williams

all my one handed text dumps are completely original. Really now what could you possible replace that with in a few word changes? Spelling errors everywhere too.

Austin Clark
Austin Clark

Araki makes Kakyoin have puppets and cool voodoo(?) powers
he cuts the painting and Jotaro gets cut in real life
just kidding he can only use emerald splash

Michael Harris
Michael Harris

I WANNA MARRY DAIYA

Gabriel Thomas
Gabriel Thomas

JoJo might end in your lifetime

Sad, but that honestly sounds kinda hype the series is gonna give us a final trilogy. I wonder what Part 9 will be like

Lucas Flores
Lucas Flores

The painting thing was literally just for dramatic flair, he used HG to cut his leg while walking. Why don't people get this?

Camden Mitchell
Camden Mitchell

SHEEERRRRR HATO ATTACK

Joseph Brown
Joseph Brown

I FEEL SO
INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INAR INARTICULATE

Evan Brooks
Evan Brooks

I mean it proves the point that the painting thing was just something cool Araki came up with to show up that HG can slash you with his tentacles, something he also never does again

Sebastian Ramirez
Sebastian Ramirez

I WANT HER TO ATTACK AND DESTROY ME

Julian Richardson
Julian Richardson

I hope part 9/10 has more lady jojo's desu. part 6 was great because of how araki explored le psyche de waifu and part 5 arguably would've been top tier status if more characters were women.

Eli Evans
Eli Evans

There's a skill called Bad Company in the new SMT game. Why did crunchyroll have to change it to Worse Company?

Mason Jackson
Mason Jackson

It will be about the 2020 Tokyo Olympic games

Levi Watson
Levi Watson

knowing what a Facebook filename looks like

Charles Collins
Charles Collins

is Johnny, dare I say it, a madman?

Jose Ross
Jose Ross

Because its knowed that jojo names its shit after bands
A similar example is with HxH where there's an ability called Deep Purple

Landon Fisher
Landon Fisher

have Grateful Dead
sit in my living room and activate stand
everyone fucking dies noone can stop me

BROKEN

Jonathan Fisher
Jonathan Fisher

I have to respect Araki for taking the plunge into writing a lot of female characters at once. And he did a good job too, Jolyne, Hermes and F.F are all top-tier, and on the whole the girl characters since then have been much better than the ones in the early parts.

Would have been cool if a couple of people in Buccellati's gang were girls though, all you need to do is slap some tiddy on Abbacchio or Buccellati or whatever and you're gold, they looked girly as hell anyway.

Easton Ross
Easton Ross

It's quicker to just change it just in case of a lawsuit rather than get permission. In CR's defense, they get the episode like a couple of days early to sub it and that's not enough time to get sufficient permissions to use everything so they just don't bother and it's up to VIZ o secure them for the proper retail releases.

Cooper Green
Cooper Green

What about Narancia? Sure, its no stone ocean, but with her in the beginning, and trish added on near the end, we end up with a pretty diverse group.

Bentley Scott
Bentley Scott

except if they happen to drink a cold drink with ice in it at the same time , then they can beat you up

Thomas Brooks
Thomas Brooks

Didn't he retract that statement in a later interview? Wherein he basically said he wanted to keep drawing Jojo as long as he feasibly could?

Luis Scott
Luis Scott

have Green Day
sit in my living room and activate stand
everyone in the city dies and noone can stop me

BROKEN

Juan Wood
Juan Wood

It doesn't have infinite range, only about a train. The area would get sanctioned off and if you don't stop, another stand user WILL eventually knock your door down with a hard counter.

Andrew Harris
Andrew Harris

I want a cat like Killer Queen

Gavin Brooks
Gavin Brooks

Hot

Jacob Bailey
Jacob Bailey

nicovideo.jp/watch/sm20291937

Isaiah Smith
Isaiah Smith

I've replaced the blue shell with Sheer Heart Attack and the Green and Red shells with Steel Balls.

I might replace the Bananas with Gappys bubbles and the Bullet Bill with Made in Heaven

Ethan Diaz
Ethan Diaz

Oh ha ha. Narancia's not even all that girly anyway, half the time he looks like a fucking gremlin.

Adrian Ross
Adrian Ross

I guess i got too complex with it. Its a little weird when you start writting sub shit from the perspective of a different species.

Colton Ortiz
Colton Ortiz

You want to live in a fucking Michael Bay flick?

Jace Nelson
Jace Nelson

Nichijou and his moody bloody toot 'n frooty is the only gremlin i can think of in part V. also, yes she is that girly.

Jack Roberts
Jack Roberts

Just realized, is that supposed to be this?

Nolan Nguyen
Nolan Nguyen

His name is Cappuccino you heathen

Gavin Hernandez
Gavin Hernandez

Actually that would be cool

Easton Campbell
Easton Campbell

It's worth it

Gabriel Parker
Gabriel Parker

no because I'm not insane

Chase Johnson
Chase Johnson

Probably, Araki references stuff constantly. That toddler Josefumi and Holly pose is based on a statue of Jesus and Mary, I'm pretty sure.

Evan Wilson
Evan Wilson

JJL volume 14 when?

Nolan Robinson
Nolan Robinson

who else expect Great Days to be catchy as CNBT ? i hope it is

Cameron Lopez
Cameron Lopez

It's the looks that count anyways.

Kayden Reed
Kayden Reed

I doubt it, but it might be. To be honest, the scream is also a common shock pose except exaggerated.

Luke Martinez
Luke Martinez

I'm still pulling for the next "JoJo" to be fraternal twins whose names both start with Jo

Austin Morgan
Austin Morgan

I feel like it's also not just referencing the pose but also symbolic as well, so I don't know if that one counts as just a reference.

Jack Howard
Jack Howard

Calling Gazpacho the wrong name

Real funny, guy.

Gabriel Thomas
Gabriel Thomas

youtube.com/watch?v=AuMfc3lNSfg

Austin Miller
Austin Miller

Thanks Doc

Jayden Brooks
Jayden Brooks

Not if they're at a higher elevation than you, user. Also Green Day doesn't have that long a range from what I remember, but maybe I'm wrong.

Cameron Clark
Cameron Clark

I expect it to be catchy like CNBT but also 'hard' like chase. It'll be sort of halfway between the two since the final cour is halfway between those two in terms of tone.

Brandon Wood
Brandon Wood

Holly is so demented she ate her fingers

That's not how dementia works you fuck

Camden Morales
Camden Morales

THEY FUCKING DID IT! THEY'RE FLYING!!!!

Sebastian Roberts
Sebastian Roberts

It happens

Owen Harris
Owen Harris

Based.

Carson Allen
Carson Allen

It's how he wins Tower of Gray
Emerald Splash never works

Carson Nguyen
Carson Nguyen

ken with white hairs

that look so weird on him

Thomas Gray
Thomas Gray

that sounds dumb

Jordan Morris
Jordan Morris

Whose voice is it? Shinobu?

Ethan Price
Ethan Price

She doesn't have dementia though, it's a made up disease so it can do whatever the fuck Araki likes. She's missing perfect spheres of brain matter throughout her head.

Luke Allen
Luke Allen

Is Usian Bolt the villain?

Why haven't we seen your stand? You've been using it this entire time! How is this possible?

You mean "insert name here" ?
(activated an ability that has fuck all to do with the event)

YOU MEAN YOU WERE RUNNING NORMALLY THIS ENTIRE TIME!?

Oliver Morgan
Oliver Morgan

Green Day was city wide..

Dominic Gonzalez
Dominic Gonzalez

Hoping for twin grill JoJos, honestly.

Liam Hernandez
Liam Hernandez

It's seems to be Reimi's

Evan Reed
Evan Reed

I think that was Reimi.

Alexander King
Alexander King

What the hell is that voice?

Dominic Thompson
Dominic Thompson

its legit just high jumping in this arc.

Michael Hall
Michael Hall

you cant know that for sure, the episode isnt out yet

Nathaniel Martin
Nathaniel Martin

THEY FLY
ROHAN PUNCHED HIM

Anthony Thompson
Anthony Thompson

It's Shinobu talking her relationship with Kosaku to herself.

She later asks "Kira" if they want to play RPS too.

Ayden Brown
Ayden Brown

i agree , going with white is a very weird choice

Isaiah Harris
Isaiah Harris

Shinobu narrating, nice

Kayden Walker
Kayden Walker

When I say the arc i mean in the Manga. They may reach geights over buildings but they clearly decend to the ground immediately and always have their legs in a jumping or falling position. There's no literal standing still in air or loopty loops like in Dio's World.

Cameron Ward
Cameron Ward

i never read part 5

Jacob Lee
Jacob Lee

They could just be doing weird poses as they hover in the air. this is jojo were talking about, after all.

Aiden Reed
Aiden Reed

EP26: youtube.com/watch?v=AuMfc3lNSfg

Levi Flores
Levi Flores

youtube.com/watch?v=PxmYzAsCXrg

Samuel Williams
Samuel Williams

Read the thread.

Julian Gray
Julian Gray

Hate to rag on ya, but ur l8.

Bentley Adams
Bentley Adams

user what is cute spicy wife saying?

Gavin Parker
Gavin Parker

youtube.com/watch?v=Bl9S3_ryLPw

Gavin Morgan
Gavin Morgan

She's getting very excited about the heated RPS game, calls herself 'RPS Girl' and asks Kosaku id he'd like to play some RPS. Kosaku says no.

Levi Roberts
Levi Roberts

She says that you have to learn nip

Luis Lopez
Luis Lopez

So what she is saying is she wants her husband to use his skillful hands

Gabriel Brown
Gabriel Brown

user that's a child

Joseph Garcia
Joseph Garcia

In 1999, sure.

Michael Green
Michael Green

This predicted Ken with white hair
HOLY FSHIT

Joshua Watson
Joshua Watson

He has it in one of the covers I think

Angel Sanchez
Angel Sanchez

I can fucking hear the hype music and screaming already, this will be such a fun episode.

William Baker
William Baker

desu part 5 is mostly garbage.

Giorno has no personality, the fights are way to drawn out, and the stands in general are lackluster.

Isaac Smith
Isaac Smith

I have no idea how to pose my Gappy SAS. I can't replicate the "I win completely" pose, either because it's not that articulate or I'm just a baddie.

Gib suggestions pls

Jaxon Murphy
Jaxon Murphy

Nigga its one of the longest range stands besides the global ones

Brayden Gray
Brayden Gray

Alt Polnareff in a fencing tournament
Usain Bolt is alt pucci
Box: Two characters fighting and then one of they stop the time
He's about to punch the other character in the face
The dude evade the punch
"We have.. the same kind of stand"
Stand Rush a la ORA ORA vs Muda Muda

Andrew Brown
Andrew Brown

SHIT i forgot about the desu autocorrect

Hunter Stewart
Hunter Stewart

RHCP vs Green Day when?

Samuel Cook
Samuel Cook

desu He should fucking read every part and form his own opinions on them instead of skipping like a faggot, our taste is mostly shit here anyway since some people actually think any part is garbage. Every part has their flaws but overall are fucking amazing.

James Myers
James Myers

Why doesn't Killer Queen get a cool suit like his user? It's because he's a cat, isn't it?

Michael Evans
Michael Evans

Giorno has no personality
nice meme

the fights are way to drawn out
Which ones? Notorious big maybe? Generally, they were paced fine. Big fights like Grateful Dead were as much as 12 chapters and were perfect. You might want to complain about part 6 for this one.

stands in general are lackluster
It has the best stands in the series you shitter

Zachary Thomas
Zachary Thomas

Do the swerve on a nigga one then.

Adam Gonzalez
Adam Gonzalez

This was one of my first edits :')
the head is tiny.

Luis Diaz
Luis Diaz

hi everyone , would you like some kebab ? only 5 for a thousand yen

Grayson Watson
Grayson Watson

Sure, why not?

Isaac Rodriguez
Isaac Rodriguez

What about... 5 for eight hundred yen?

Luis Davis
Luis Davis

It has the best stands in the series you shitter
What the fuck?

No seriously, what the fuck?

First of all, the designs are mostly shit. its all humanoid with a bit of line or circle based texturing, and often gritted teeth.

Second of all, the powers are the worst. A fishing rod? Another Frozone? 4 different stands who have some variation of the power "gross shit makes you unhealthy, then u die"
NOT TO MENTION King Crimson, one of the shittiest stands in terms of explanation.

TLDR: Reeeeee

Tyler Rivera
Tyler Rivera

heres your kebabs
800 ? are you mocking me sir ?

James Roberts
James Roberts

OOF MY GOOD MAN I CAN'T POSSIBLY SPEND 1000 YEN ON KEBABS I REALLY ONLY HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY 5 FOR 200 YEN (watch and learn kids this is called haggling)

Gavin Mitchell
Gavin Mitchell

Don't talk shit about my nigga Ghiacchio

Noah Cox
Noah Cox

Your meat looks cheap and with too much fat... 700.

Isaac King
Isaac King

AHAHA , if i sell them for this much , my whole family will starve

Henry Moore
Henry Moore

nice meme

All hints of personality kind of fucking die by the time Bruno's betrayed by Diavolo, Giorno doesn't even get the spotlight back for himself until Green Day

I understand having him be a good influence over the gang but after a while it becomes redundant and the rest of the characters become the main focus while Giorno sits in the background inspiring them. It's mostly because 80% of the battles in Vento Aureo are spent either developing all the other characters, or come off as unnecessary like Clash and Talking Head

Liam Garcia
Liam Garcia

Ghiacchio in ASB
He freeze your ass

James Jones
James Jones

why isnt there a stand user with the battle cry YATTA "its over"?

Gabriel Stewart
Gabriel Stewart

He is actually the worst character in Venatus Bolero, hands down.

The flatheaded downie who got killed by mista was more tolerable.

Jaxon Anderson
Jaxon Anderson

The designs are mostly shitty
What is Purple Haze, Sticky Fingers, Moody Blues, Grateful Dead, Kraftwerk, Soft Machine, King Crimson
There's literally no bad design
its all humanoid with a bit of line or circle based texturing
What is Clash, Beach Boy, Talking Head, Aerosmith, Baby Face and Metallica

The powers are the worst
You probably should try reading part 5 senpai.
Oh so you're the autist who thinks White Album and Planet Waves were bad fights, that explains everything.

Liam Allen
Liam Allen

Fishing Rod stand is bad
Suit stand is bad
complains about variety, despite the variety being good then lists two unique stands on top of that
reads shit scans and complains because he doesn't understand King Crimson

Luis Rodriguez
Luis Rodriguez

now you are just insulting me sir , this is the best meat in the whole country

Samuel Morgan
Samuel Morgan

Isn't it was in HnK?

Dylan Wright
Dylan Wright

I understand king crimson, i just think his powers are poorly defined.

O SHIT you reminded me, why is the name of the stand that makes things soft Spice Girl? shouldn't it be, i don't know, SOFT MACHINE???!??!

Jackson Garcia
Jackson Garcia

Ghiacchio had actual character unlike 90% of the minor villains series-wide
HELL ISN'T GOING TO SPROUT LEGS
WHY CAN'T PEOPLE SPEAK ITALIAN DAMMIT
As opposed to
hehe my stando is invincible lets go
gib daughter

Isaiah Price
Isaiah Price

No user, that was ATATATATATATA, ATA!

Angel Powell
Angel Powell

Shit, sorry. I just have to erase all this evidence

Julian Martinez
Julian Martinez

It's sounds like YATTA sometimes.

Sebastian Gonzalez
Sebastian Gonzalez

Because Soft Machine also makes things soft. Are you autistic?

Lucas Lewis
Lucas Lewis

O SHIT you reminded me, why is the name of the stand that makes things soft Spice Girl? shouldn't it be, i don't know, SOFT MACHINE

Soft Machine deflates you and makes you soft, I don't know why you are complaining.

Also, since when are all stand names supposed to be corresponded to their power? I guess Araki was a hack for naming a bug stand "The Tower".

Robert Walker
Robert Walker

i think you are mistaking the autism of Human Pet Shop for actual character traits. He isn't compelling, he's just self righteous.

As opposed to foes who have well defined motivations for doing the things they do and saying the things they say.

Evan Murphy
Evan Murphy

primary google search reports negative

Tyler Torres
Tyler Torres

Not every minor villain has to be compelling, he actually had a memorable personality as an autist. Part 5 also has the most compelling minor villain duo, Pesci and Prosciutto.

Samuel Bennett
Samuel Bennett

Look mom, I used the work hack again!

William Hall
William Hall

Soft machine deflates things, you dementia ridden ostrich. spice girl literally makes things soft.

Speaking of naming stands after what they do, how about The Hand? or Soft and Wet? or, as long as we are talking about shitty part V, MAN IN THE FUCKING MIRROR

Elijah James
Elijah James

tfw Jonathan's descendants were muddled and ruined by Erina's delinquent genes

Jackson Watson
Jackson Watson

What are you even complaining about at this point?

We get it, you have shit taste and you hate Part 5.

Mason Foster
Mason Foster

Explain all of DIO's kids, then.

David Anderson
David Anderson

Being this autistic about Stand names
Were you pissed when Magician's Red wasn't a magician? Are you upset that Killer Queen isn't a monarch? Are you crying yourself to sleep at the thought that Whitesnake isn't a snake that's white?

Asher Edwards
Asher Edwards

Soft & Wet is named after what it does
What did he mean by this?

Hudson Torres
Hudson Torres

MMmMthgh... DIO IS HUNGRY!

Luke Watson
Luke Watson

What are you even complaining about at this point?

I've always been complaining about how shit part v is. i've never not been doing that.

Please, try not to clog the Internet further.

Tyler Green
Tyler Green

Even Josuke is inherently more violent and rude than Jonathan ever was, though yes, he is the closest descendant in terms of general ideology to Jonathan.

It is odd in general though that all of gentlemen Jonathan's descendants are either delinquents and/or on the wrong side of the law.

Oliver Sullivan
Oliver Sullivan

Epic false-flag.

Dylan Stewart
Dylan Stewart

Naming things after what they do
Like Soft & Wet

Robert Lewis
Robert Lewis

Magicians Red does Magic shit with red stuff
Killer queen is a killer.
Whitesnake is mostly white, and is also a snakey fellow.

Soft & Wet is bubbles, dude.
do you know what bubbles feel like?

Cameron Gray
Cameron Gray

Jolyne seems closer to Jonathan in that she's the only one to be as compassionate as he was, but she hides it under a rough exterior because of the circumstances she finds herself in.

Christopher Walker
Christopher Walker

I've always been complaining about how shit part v is. i've never not been doing that

You sure are stretching it pretty far buddy, sperging out and complaining about stand names.

Ian Sanchez
Ian Sanchez

Oh no! When you are a watermelon blimp I cannot fix you Rohan!?!

Gabriel Reyes
Gabriel Reyes

do you know what bubbles feel like?
no, because they fucking pop when you touch them

Adrian Evans
Adrian Evans

I've always been complaining about how shit part v is. i've never not been doing that.
Maybe you should find some hobbies.
Soft Machine looks like a machine and makes things soft by deflating them. Explain Paisley Park and D4C.

Luke Johnson
Luke Johnson

sure thing pal

Ayden Allen
Ayden Allen

Not gonna lie, Avdol would have been a lot more fun if he taught his stand how to do card tricks or something. But nah, he's content just to be some smug gypsy whose idea of a good time is
Hey Pol let's catch up on some bro times and piss all over this guy together haha lol No homo

Gabriel Powell
Gabriel Powell

I wouldn't be surprised if Josuke become a con-artist after events of DiU, his urge to scum people is astounding, he cons the bank, Rohan and Joseph under pretenses of "well, it's not like it's illegal or anything, everyone is happy"

Logan Rodriguez
Logan Rodriguez

Gosh, user. I guess by that logic, then Cream is also named after what it does since it CREAMS people. And Manhattan Transfer, since it transfers manhattans (manhattan has guns which have bullets so it still fits).

Brody Sanders
Brody Sanders

She is whore.

Luke Reed
Luke Reed

Magicians Red does Magic shit with red stuff
Killer queen is a killer.
Whitesnake is mostly white, and is also a snakey fellow

By this retarded logic we can just say that Spice Girl is a feminine stand and that the people that the people Zucchero deflates becomes soft, hence Soft Machine. This argument is fucking retarded.

Chase Torres
Chase Torres

Are you punching your bubbles? try touching them gently next time

Funny Valentine Does Dirty Deeds for Cheap, Hell, he does them for free. Valentine is a dirty fellow, hence his stands name.

as for paisly park, I've got nothing.

Ryder Wright
Ryder Wright

All magicians have to do card tricks
Let's not forget things Avdol does that still fit, like faking his death, and a disappearing act against Mariah. And also against Vanilla Ice but that doesn't count.

Luis Long
Luis Long

Cream is a pun with vanilla ice, you sperg.
A stands name doesn't have to be relevant through its powers, it can also do so through others traits.

True, but the soft machine only makes things soft as a side effect of its power. spice girl's primary ability is making shit soft, hence why it would be a better name

Nathan Reyes
Nathan Reyes

And also against Vanilla Ice but that doesn't count.
That one... one was a botched act.

Evan Jenkins
Evan Jenkins

making things soft is a side effect of making things as limp and flexible as a condom through deflation
I think you're the sperg here, pulling shit out from your ass just to fit your idea of what Stands should have what names. I guess Araki's a hack because Superfly wasn't given to Tower of Gray and because Red Hot Chili Pepper wasn't named AC/DC.

Carter Roberts
Carter Roberts

whether i'm right or not, i hope we can both agree araki is a hack

Dylan Williams
Dylan Williams

Finally something we can agree on.

Christian Carter
Christian Carter

spice girl's primary ability is making shit soft
Mind you, this poor choice of words could cost you precious mental health in the presence of degenerates.

Henry Long
Henry Long

Think most of us can agree you have genuinely shit taste.

Elijah Taylor
Elijah Taylor

i have one last thing for yall motherfuckers before i bail

youtube.com/watch?v=IAc2qWssgcc

try telling me araki isn't a hack now

Logan Perry
Logan Perry

Seconding this. What the fuck is this type of shitposting anyway, in blows 'Angelo's face color in the rock form' out of the water.

Isaiah Richardson
Isaiah Richardson

Not so wierd decision

Thomas Gutierrez
Thomas Gutierrez

Holy fuck Rohan has 5 arms

Elijah Fisher
Elijah Fisher

Nah, it's still a look though. It's just weird with canon validation.

Juan Bell
Juan Bell

Holy fuck Rohan's right hand(s).

James Jackson
James Jackson

Johnny a cute. A CUTE

Elijah Lopez
Elijah Lopez

Joshuu makes me HORNY

Jaxon Nguyen
Jaxon Nguyen

Howdy jojo! You look like one of my bubble now LMAO

Nicholas Morales
Nicholas Morales

GER TURNED THE [/spoiler] BACK TO ZERO

EXPERIENCE THE NEVER-ENDING SPOILERED TEXT

Lucas Davis
Lucas Davis

Your next line is "Rohan should've driven the ambulance!" TOYU!

Camden Lee
Camden Lee

get metallica
sit while everyone around me die from the Inside
BROKEN

Luke King
Luke King

I just realized that Damo's Vitamin C and that guy on the boat from Vento Aureo had practically the same stand.

keks

Juan Gonzalez
Juan Gonzalez

Didn't you just get banned?
Is this GER?

Cooper Perez
Cooper Perez

Rohan should've use HD and order the ambulance to run over Kira

William Stewart
William Stewart

Metallica and heavy and heavy weather could cause some serious havoc. Also, Miu Miu best girl.

Colton Turner
Colton Turner

Howdy jojo! You look like one of my bubble now LMAO

Logan Wright
Logan Wright

Why do you do this, user?

Christian Gray
Christian Gray

I love this picture so much. The crazy diamond dog always gets me.

Mason Evans
Mason Evans

What is it even based on?

Evan Long
Evan Long

This wiki how article picture

Wyatt Miller
Wyatt Miller

Kek who the fuck draws this?

Ryan Morales
Ryan Morales

Oh sweet summer child, that's not even scratching the surface of weird wiki how pictures

Caleb Cox
Caleb Cox

Not him, but I don't think I'm physically and mentally prepared to dive in to wiki how

Jose Baker
Jose Baker

did araki ever explain why anasui was a girl when he first depicted him?

Cameron Bailey
Cameron Bailey

Somebody post the one where the artist shows us how drawing scissors to a gunman is the proper course of action to a hostage situation

Sebastian Gonzalez
Sebastian Gonzalez

Is this the work of an enemy Stand?

Hunter Phillips
Hunter Phillips

I don't think so
but male Anasui > fem anasui

Blake Hill
Blake Hill

I fucking fell flat on my ass when I read that line
was it intentional reference to Yes or what?

Xavier Jackson
Xavier Jackson

What SAS should I acquire next? 4th reply decides, will deliver in time give me a few months.

Nicholas Murphy
Nicholas Murphy

editors

Hunter Torres
Hunter Torres

thinking they will not animate sbr
when we already had refferences to sbr in OPs

Adrian James
Adrian James

jojorr

John Cruz
John Cruz

Nah I think he realise that the type of character Ansui was going to be would have not worked if he was a female
All of the jokes would end in "well Jolyne its not gay"
With male anasui he goes out of his way to impress her and he gets so balsy he tell jotaro he wants to marry her in his face

Easton Brooks
Easton Brooks

Araki's still on Yes by Part 8, user. I would not bet against it.

Austin Hall
Austin Hall

Only one or two in the first one and their are minor as fuck

Benjamin Myers
Benjamin Myers

Who else would gladly get down on their knees for Father Pucci

Jose Reyes
Jose Reyes

lesbian jolyne > straight jolyne. shame araki had to back down from his instincts and conform culturally.

David Phillips
David Phillips

Fuck off yuri fag

Ian Perez
Ian Perez

No trigger discipline
Trish accidentally shot Jolyne in the thigh and their feelings of budding lesbianism were swiftly replaced with panic and blood

Xavier Harris
Xavier Harris

Paper Moon King

Andrew Miller
Andrew Miller

References in OP's mean that a studio like Davidpro would have the money or skill to be able to adapt something like part 7, which is a really long part in and of itself, as well as having way more detailed artwork and in general being extremely labor intensive.

I mean, they COULD make it, but it would be garbage.

They can't even keep part 4 at a consistent place in terms of animation quality, what makes you think they'd be able to do part 7 without it looking like trash?

Kayden Campbell
Kayden Campbell

Jotaro on the boat at the end of part 4
takes out his wallet
Jotaro opens his wallet to reveal a picture of Baby Jolyne in it
That picture of Jolyne fades into a picture of DIO in a different wallet
Giorno closes his wallet

TO BE CONTINUED... /\|/|/| \ | >

Landon Adams
Landon Adams

Jotaro is a redeemed daddy now. He's always somewhere near her, ready to stop time in case something goes awry, like her getting shot, or Anasui getting a kiss, etc.

Carson Jenkins
Carson Jenkins

Can you stop with this past already?

Eli Baker
Eli Baker

The Bosse's name is Diavo

Benjamin Morgan
Benjamin Morgan

Wait, I think user mea lo

Grayson Kelly
Grayson Kelly

Or random Gay Priestess throwing dozen of knives at her

Alexander Wood
Alexander Wood

the bossu's name is saitama

Matthew Foster
Matthew Foster

tomorrow

Daniel Miller
Daniel Miller

he's the most fabulous Jojo villain, that's why

Gavin Wright
Gavin Wright

Jolyne
the jojo who gets the most physically damaged every fight and literally sews herself back on spot
spent a fight deliberately on fire once
panicking over a little bullet wound

Josiah Richardson
Josiah Richardson

how did kira survive an oraoraora and losing a hand and the running a km

Ryan Morales
Ryan Morales

they're all badly traced stock photos, that's why they look like that

Nicholas Gonzalez
Nicholas Gonzalez

I dunno man, this is clearly her before she went to prison and was forced to toughen up.

Connor Roberts
Connor Roberts

Jotaro was seriously weakened on account of Kira blowing numerous holes in him and causing an extreme amount of blood loss.

Logan Richardson
Logan Richardson

ma nigga
HEAVENly taste

Christian Hill
Christian Hill

Did Jotaro forget how to fly?

Daniel Wilson
Daniel Wilson

Sometimes I wish that the anime came out in like, 2005 or something because then we'd have billions of shitty AMVs to laugh at.
DIO AMV with Firework

Christian Walker
Christian Walker

Yea

Noah Walker
Noah Walker

Something something loss of power over 10 years

Anthony Kelly
Anthony Kelly

Narancia will be my wife one day.

Adam Gray
Adam Gray

I'll end you fucker.

Kayden Mitchell
Kayden Mitchell

Narancia is dead , fucktard

Noah James
Noah James

FUCK YOU he isn't

Gavin Myers
Gavin Myers

Question to artists and art lovers alike: why isn't Koichi shipped with Yasuho more often?

Jaxson Walker
Jaxson Walker

I want to be some weak gangster who thinks Narancia is an easy kill but gers recked. I end up being so bad against Aeroplane that he's fully effective at shooting holes in my body like any other tool infused with stando powah, and can bring me pain and pleasure 10 times of what a human would experience in the same stimuli.

He quickly tears me apart with ease, laughing at how weak my gangster cells are while a ton of them effortlessly blown away in his grasp.

The rest of my existsnce is being kept in a dungeon at his basement. Every momment is spent is some sort of bdsm prison, with every article being laced in olive oil and knives, allowing the flimsiest of strings to cut into my skin. Every sort of "punishment" a male sub would get happens to me with more potency, utterly destroying my pride as a gangster.

He periodically stops by in person to add to the torture himself. Always dressed like a chick as if to imply inferiority in Gangster's lack of clothing. He does shit pegging, CnB torture, anything really. Both him and the contraptions often make use of my own malleability, strecthing, contorting and gaping all parts of my body to whatever he desires.

His visits ends with him peronally stabbing me with a knife. He could stab my entire body with ease but uses his most shallow stabs to make this last as long as possible.

His attack is accompanied by stuff like pinching my flesh, choking, kicking, stomping under his heels, but he's most fond of what he happilly calls "stabbing" me. Which usually means forcing me to worship a part of his flesh and then stabbing me in the head with a knife. It sometimes also means enveloping my my dick or balls with one of his holes and crushing it with his vicelike anus.

He puts me into the bext contraption with his bare hands and leaves. The cycle continues for years until I am mush on his floor. He wipes me of the face of the earth in a puddle of his Gangstar Urine.

Kevin Ross
Kevin Ross

I did a thing
youtube.com/watch?v=0bTH_SGJmK8
youtube.com/watch?v=Dd_Fx2lZVSY&feature=youtu.be

Adam Gonzalez
Adam Gonzalez

Staight ships in fujo fandoms
both have a canon GF/BF to boot

Nolan Ortiz
Nolan Ortiz

I mean, think of it this way. If your universe got irrevocably changed because a gay priest wanted that vamp dick, and suddenly because of the laws of the multiverse, there exists you and a womanly version of yourself, would you? Wouldn't it be masturbation? It's not a 1:1 comparison because of Made in Heaven works but it's a thought that makes sense, in a way, you know?

Justin Martin
Justin Martin

JoJo AMV with Let the bodies hit the floor

Adam King
Adam King

When you finish reading this post including the spoiler-text, you are gay

Christian Green
Christian Green

i never knew he was a she lol!

Carson Morales
Carson Morales

Don't you lie to me!

Brody Walker
Brody Walker

don't you ever fucking imply moody blues is anything other than complete shit
fucking abbachio is one of the prime reasons why part 5 is so shit

Noah Anderson
Noah Anderson

Is it painful, having such poor taste?

Luke Wright
Luke Wright

I wonder if the VA anime will have the same art style as DiU. kinda hope they'll go back to the more detailed faces - seems more appropriate considering it's more serious.

Blake Ross
Blake Ross

Would you really need detailed faces to guess Giornio's emotional reaction to a situation?

Camden Collins
Camden Collins

his face will be a great budget saver

Xavier Perry
Xavier Perry

Not Giorno, no.

Nathaniel Stewart
Nathaniel Stewart

backstory is that he was a corrupt cop who got my partner killed, so I joined the mafia, "DO YOU FEEL BAD FOR HIM!" no, not at all
stand can only look at things that already happened, and Araki had to write around that, if the boat fight had just involved every member of the gang getting KILLED one by one, then all his moody blue would have been able to do was see him friends die and that's it, because it can't fight worth a shit
"why don't you put your stand to good use and rewind time to see the boss"; and then while he's doing this (and it takes fucking ages because of how shit the stand is), he gets killed, because the stand also can't defend him because it fucking sucks
"fuck you giorno I hate you!" "why?" "BECAUSE YOU ARE NEW FUCK YOU!" "but without me you would have all died in that fight" "BUT YOU ARE THE NEW GUY FUCK OFF YOU CUNT!"
dresses like a retarded hot-topic sephiroth cosplayer

literally ruined every scene he was in, fucking worst character

Parker Sullivan
Parker Sullivan

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon >Little boy blue and the man in the moon
When you coming home, dad?

Andrew Robinson
Andrew Robinson

His irrational hatred for Giorno was annoying but the rest is a non-issue. It's like you don't understand how character development works. And you aren't meant to feel bad for him over getting his partner killed, but you ARE meant to understand where he's coming from.

Nathaniel Wright
Nathaniel Wright

but he DIDN'T develop, the only thing that changed was him hating Giorno

he was still an asshole
his stand was still shit
he still dressed like a faggot

am I suddenly supposed to like him because he was killed?

Christopher Edwards
Christopher Edwards

Wait

Camden Gonzalez
Camden Gonzalez

You're more bitter than he is, Christ. A character not being as powerful or as charming as some of the others doesn't make them bad, Fugo had the outright strongest stand of the team but he definitely wasn't the best character.

And you're acting as though he never did anything other than snarl and bitch, while he's far from a positive or encouraging figure, he was the very first one to join Buccellati after he betrayed the boss, as well as being the single most determined and driven of the gang to finish the job.

I dunno, if you think about Araki's original plan (Fugo is a traitor who turns on them) then Abbacchio's distrust of Giorno doesn't seem quite so weird. He was right about there being a rat, he was just wrong about who it was.

And even ignoring that, he has his reasons for not liking Giorno. He (correctly) read Gio as being someone who'd put the safety of his friends and idealism before his duty, and given his own experiences of what happens when you don't do your duty properly it's no surprise that he took badly to some upstart kid who he saw himself and his own mistakes in.

David Reed
David Reed

Development doesn't mean they have to do a 180 on a subject like hating Giorno or whatever. You don't have to like his Stand or clothes anyway.

Luke Walker
Luke Walker

Don't bother arguing, he's probably one of the people who didn't understand Joshu's character development from the Milagro Man either.

Carter Collins
Carter Collins

Not him but how DID he develop then? He always reminded me of Kakyoin in that he just kind of stands around doing and saying nothing particularly interesting and then right before his death he gets the obligatory sad backstory. Too little too late, I'd say.

James Foster
James Foster

That Karera looks like a Fucking cabage patch doll. All of the others are OK and Joshuu is god tier

Owen Wilson
Owen Wilson

He was like Kakyoin but he found inner peace over the course of the story rather than just dying. He never ended up liking Giorno but he came to terms with how his life ended up and managed to forgive himself. We got his backstory earlier anyway, there was nothing in his death scene we didn't already know. It would have been a lot better if he had survived a bit longer after that point to demonstrate how he'd developed but Araki is still a hack at the end of the day.

Julian Peterson
Julian Peterson

Are. You. Completely. Fucking. Retarded. Can. You. Speak. Like. A. Human. Please. You. Brain. Damaged. Animal.

Gabriel Sanchez
Gabriel Sanchez

Bluray uploads when?

Liam White
Liam White

Araki is still a hack at the end of the day
Man, I don't like you new Jojo fans. Back in the day the standard answer to weird things and inconsistencies was "because Araki" because people bothered to understand how he goes about things but these days it's "Araki forgot" this, "Araki is a hack" that.

Angel Smith
Angel Smith

It's a joke user, I don't ACTUALLY mean it. Besides, I started reading JJBA back during Scary Monsters. No need to toot your oldfag whistle.

Cameron Lee
Cameron Lee

The Emperor if Hol Horse realized just how broke his stand was

What?

Jacob Collins
Jacob Collins

I wonder what other jojo main characters were doing when Pucci was making the sun go a gorillion MPH

Lucas Gutierrez
Lucas Gutierrez

Joseph probably didn't notice, Josuke probably called all the Morioh Stand users together to figure out what was happening, and Giorno was probably on the rides at Disney World. He would have noticed time speeding up but Mista told him not to fix it just yet since it made the roller coasters go faster.

Michael Sullivan
Michael Sullivan

Abbacchio does a ton more than Kakyoin though, even if he doesn't get many fights dedicated to himself. He's one of the most vocal and active characters between fights, commenting on what they're going to do next and so on, and even if it doesn't always work he actually tries to put his stand to use doing shit like flying the plane, tracking Clash, etc.

And while none of the characters really get the chance to become totally different people (makes sense given that VA takes place over only a few days) you can see Abbacchio becoming more determined and hopeful as the story goes on. When it first starts out he's brutally dedicated to mindlessly carrying out orders, being wholly prepared to leave Fugo to die if it means they're able to get the key. But by the time Buccellati's betrayed the boss he's changed enough that he decides he'd rather stick with him rather than the boss, even though (as he himself says) Buccellati isn't the one he swore loyalty to. Abbacchio's partner was right in saying that he was remembering what it was like to fight for something he believed in rather than just doing what he was told.

Juan Rogers
Juan Rogers

Daily reminder.

27 - Yoshikage Kira's New Life 2 / I Am An Alien 1-3 (4)
28 - I Am An Alien 4-6 / Highway Star 1 (3.5)
29 - Highway Star 1-6 (5.5)
30 - Highway Star 7-8 / The Cat Who Loved Kira 1-2 (4)
31 - The Cat Who Loved Kira 3-6 (4)
32 - The Man on the Tower 1-6 (6)
33 - Enigma Boy 1-6 (6)
34 - My Dad Is Not My Dad 1-2 / Cheap Trick 1-3 (5)
35 - Cheap Trick 4-6 / Another One Bites the Dust 1 (4)
36 - Another One Bites the Dust 2-6 (5)
37 - Another One Bites the Dust 7-10 / Crazy Diamond is Unbreakable 1-2 (6)
38 - Crazy Diamond is Unbreakable 3-8 (6)
39 - Crazy Diamond is Unbreakable 9 / I'll Jog Your Memory / The Guardian Angel of Morioh / Goodbye Morioh; Golden Hearts (4)

Jeremiah Wood
Jeremiah Wood

god what a cramfest

Daniel Davis
Daniel Davis

I doubt they'll have that many 4 chapter episodes that any of the final four episodes will need to be 6 chapters. Also, decent chance they'll move Dad is not my Dad right in front of BtD.

Christian Turner
Christian Turner

Not him but the final ones (at least Part of Crazy Diamond is Unbreakable) would be perfectly fine in 6 episodes because of how fast paced that fight is.

Josiah Butler
Josiah Butler

I want to fuck Abbacchio

Cameron Johnson
Cameron Johnson

Shit, imagine Josuke actually dealing with that shit. He was probably terrified not considering the fact that the stand's range was worldwide, he probably thought the stand user was nearby and desperately searched for him, then went into space thinking he failed Morioh-cho and lost completely.

Kayden Brown
Kayden Brown

I just realized that most of the JoJos fit perfectly into generic RPG classes

Jonathan - Paladin
Joseph - Rogue
Jotaro - Warrior
Josuke - Cleric
Giorno - Druid
Jolyne - ???
Johnny - Ranger
Gappy - Thief

Hudson Butler
Hudson Butler

I dunno, wouldn't everyone have figured out it was worldwide? I mean, there were announcements on the news about it and stuff.

And hopefully he would've been as oblivious of it as most others were, in that people who didn't directly interact with MIH just seemed kind of confused about the actual reset and didn't seem to consciously remember anything afterwards. A small mercy, I guess.

Would've been funny if him and his friends had been hanging out when it happened, the whole gang gets shot into space trying to cover their nakedness and yelling at each other.

Bentley Collins
Bentley Collins

Make Joseph a Bard and Jolyne a Rogue.

Nolan Collins
Nolan Collins

Coming to think of it, do Joseph, Josuke and the others still remember Jotaro as Jotaro in the new universe or do they remember Newtaro instead?

Andrew Nelson
Andrew Nelson

Jotworo's a better name for him.

Hudson Reed
Hudson Reed

They remember only "The marine biologist formerly known as Kujo".

Lucas Wood
Lucas Wood

Newtaro, the only person who remembered anything before Pucci's death was Emporio.

Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson

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