I want to physically fuck this vampire

I want to physically fuck this vampire.

Just imagine how tight her loli cunny feels

>cunny
Go back to Cred Forums.

Get in line

Nadeko has the line. You have to spend 100 years seducing Shinobu.

I want to mentally fuck her.

but she's not real

I want to psychologically fuck this vampire.

>Tsukuyomi was 10 years ago

In the intervening years Shaft has perfected the loli vampire.

I want analy penetrate both araragi and shinobu.

Just saw Kizumonogatari (part 1) today.

Holy hell. Do I want to fuck her in every form and version of her.

Welcome to the ranks of the enlightened ones.

I only really want to do that to Shinobu, but I'd settle for Araragi because I know she'd feel it.

jailbait > older loli = younger loli >>> titty monster

Don't we all?

There might be a few homos that are in so deep thay won't even make an exception for her.

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Kizu III PV when

As opposed to metaphorically?

I want this loli vampire to dominate and fuck me

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You'll probably get another sound-only one in the theater.

Shinobu might be able to make femdom okay, but I'd really prefer just an active participant.

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>when she sees your dick
>"Are they donuts?"
W-Why yes, yes they are.

This is how you get your dick bitten off.

Who doesn't?

I don't. I only want to cuddle with Shinobu, stroke her golden head, feed her donuts and let her drink my blood.

What exactly do you mean by this? I don't follow.

She's spent 598 years alone and loveless. I want to teach her the joys of being a woman.

Can she do Energy Drain with her vagina, though?

I wouldn't be surprised if she was capable of it, but it's normally just her bite that gets energy drain.

How about me?

Flandre is a shitty combination of childish, selfish, and violent. I'll pass.

>childish, selfish, violent

PURE
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I like my centuries-old lolis specifically because they aren't actually children.

>you will never lift up and passionately french kiss the loli Kiss Shot while in your underwear

life - why do we bother with it?

>shinobu
>pantsu

Nisio keeps writing about Shinobu.

>she will never slowly strip for you and then do light bondage stuff with her garments

jesus fucking christ

>she will never get so worked up during sex that she bites you and reverts to adult form to fuck you harder
>you will never blissfully gaze into the valley of her ass as you smoke a post-coital cigarette

>buries a "we need to talk" inside a dumb donut conversation to make things less awkward
>ends it by destroying araragi's dick and giving all the donuts back
Truly the best of girls.

Flan is cute, but her older sister is literal perfection.

Why does Shinobu glaring always give me a massive, throbbing erection?

>all these whipper snapper new age shitters with their harems of children and complete lack of sophistication

Ah, finally somebody else whose dick gets aroused at this sight. I have no idea why, but it feels extremely pleasurable.

Why do japs like lolli vampires so much

Because they have desire that wants to be dominated by little girls.

Probably something to do with the juxtaposition of a little girl with such sharp focus of will. Also, people who are intensely focused on something are hot as fuck.

More eye porn.

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poor man's chris benoit

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I want to physically and mentally fuck this vampire at the same time.

Any way if watching this online?

I want to physically make love to this vampire.

Are you talking about streaming senpai?

In what order should I watch these -monogatari animes?

The order they were aired in of course.

Broadcast order

No, that is not possible.
You have to go to the studio and get it loaded on floppy disks.

Yes I am~

Simple just make an account at crunchy roll family.

I don't know why they even call her a vampire. She's practically an alien with how far removed from vampire mythos she is.

I want to fuck shinobu with her physically aging a year each time I come inside of her while physically regressing a year myself. Start off fucking the cute loli version and end getting /ss/'d by Kisshot

She's a vampire (Japanese)

Thank you

Lurk more

Wait this is on crunchyroll

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Yeah.

Would you lewd such an innocent vampire?

But she's white piggu gaijin.

Well I just got on my ps4, and it's not there for console crunchyroll

Do you actually have a subscription? They're not gonna let you watch the most recent movies for free.

I do have the premium

I want to hold her.

>ps4
*Insert rant about PC master race here*

Maybe it's a problem with the app. You know how that shit gets.

Yeah it's probably why. The menu is fucking clunky on here.

>implying she didn't ride that other servant's dick AT LEAST once before he offed himself

Get a load of this faggot.

She's not innocent. She's a grown woman who has been starved for affection all her life. Refusing to show her love like an adult would be wrong.

As opposed to psychically fucking her?

>still no VR fucking like in Demolition Man

Sucks bro.

Maybe OP meant to imply that he's fucked her in his fantasies. Or maybe he's just saying stupid shit for the sake of it. I don't know.

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I want to euphemistically nail this snake

I want to drive her home vigorously

I want to literally nail this snake to a wall.

I want to drive her to Top Pot.

I want to re-pick my image so it's not shit.

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by killing yourself and hoping you get anime in hell

So Arararararagi hits that, right?

Perfection.

Not yet, but there's no way he's gonna be able to resist if he actually gets centuries with her.

Just google kizumonogatari. Just avoid the first link unless you want subs like this.

In fairness she is more of a vampire than what is being portrayed in hollywood now.

-Weakness to sunlight
-Weakness to holy water. (Koyomi almost drank some apparently).
-Casts no reflection

She is removed from a lot of the typical things simply because she is strong enough to withstand them.

Would you prefer it if she sparkles? Because she is radiant enough already.

She just needs to follow Dracula some more and steal Araragi away from Senjougahara after they get engaged.

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>literally every version of her is great
How can other girls even compete?

>I want to physically fuck this vampire.
WHAT
DID
HE
MEAN
BY
THIS

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Built for furious mating.

He meant walk her home gently.

I can see that happening honestly. I don't think it will but I can see it.

also Araragi needs a goddamn hair cut... eventually.

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>also Araragi needs a goddamn hair cut... eventually.
>not appreciating RRG's silky smooth jet black locks
Are you gay or something?

ay gimme these subs, the subs I watched were shitty

What are they doing?

Sex.

They saw loli Hanekawa and got too excited.

We need more Teenage Shinobu.

Only good for sex.

Get the fuck away from my daughteru

You must be old, user.

I want to spiritually fuck her.

fuk off

>i see this person who is older, stronger, and smarter than me as a daughter

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And then what?

Pat her head.

with what?

With my hand, probably.

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They both got a case of the Michael J Fox shakes at the same time so they holding eachother til it over

I want to spinchterally fuck her

Is this the new dubs thread?
I heard this was the new dubs thread

she is the main girl

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I want to digitally [finger] fuck her digitally [electronic]

Super sonic, electronic

>tfw no kiss-shot to take care of me

why did i laugh so hard to this.

Ssh. Don't let the crabfags find out.

oh jesus why does she do that with her tongue?

Can you not see the cream on her lips?

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s-she could at least use a towel!!

Your taste is shit

All shinobu is best shinobu

But that would be wasting part of her delicious donut. She'll fucking take on a 10 day job for, like 4 donuts. You can be damn sure she's gonna savor every last bit of each one.

>She'll fucking take on a 10 day job for, like 4 donuts. You can be damn sure she's gonna savor every last bit of each one.
s-stop! you're making me feel all weird when you say stuff like that...

You had better not be thinking of something lewd and instead be impressed at how selfless she is.

l-lewd!?

of-of-of course not!! eh, shes very erm... UNIQUE yes UNIQUE thats it!!!!!

*panting*

Okay. Now you're just being a roleplaying faggot.

roleplaying?

what am i being weird or something?

if anything that shinobu creature is weird with her donuts and whatnot!!

cute

>tfw shinobu will never sit on your stomach with no pantsu

best shinobu
pigtail teen shinobu a second best

>muh donuts

I love Shinobu but I hate that she has a meme trait.

I hate it more if Nisio didn't use it well. It makes a lot of the figures and fanart shit, but how much Araragi can get by paying in donuts and the subtext behind it is pretty good.

i just finished this, good timing

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Saved.

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Looks like she's drinking her period blood

saus?

Is Shinobu's butt hot or cold?

I dunno, I went to see both parts in cinema in Ikebukuro.

Butts tend to be warm.

fucking

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Don't show route x Kiss-shot. That shit is still sad as fuck.

Why does this show need to make everything so overly sexual
FUCK

Oh come on. It's not nearly as bad as all the weird conflicting emotions that Shinobu Mail creates.

Sometimes a character is specifically trying to be sexy, other times the narrator is a teenage boy. Shaft isn't tone deaf with it and the story doesn't grind to a halt because of it so who cares?

All this Shinobu is heavenly, please continue.

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