Open door

>open door
>see this
what do?

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Close the door and leave

Shit myself whilst sprinting out the door.

turn 360 degrees and walk away

Hey, get up and dressed so we can go to the park.

smell her vagoo and take out my dick as masturbate silently

In todays SJW world, laying one hand on her will get you sent to prison. I would close the door immediately and pretend I say nothing.

Is it possible to have one, just one thread without having Cred Forumsermin show up?

I will hug her

No Cred Forumsutist your thread was shit to begin with

Turn 4 degrees and walk slightly askew.

Fuck her.

I mean she's in my house, right? That means she's my property and she's well aware of that.

Pic related, but from my perspective.

Do what Lupin would do.

Kill yourself.

Exercise my right as a free redblooded American and shoot the intruder.

"What are you doing in my mom's house?"

The fuck are you doing in my hotel room? Get your ass up and take your shitty Sony products with you!

Try not to wake the clock and play vidya.

paizuri
mating press
nakadashi

take responsibility DOUSHIO

kill her

Tuck her in. She must be cold.

Hold her hand

Now this is a man

Unzip my dick, push her thighs together and enjoy some sumata.

I am tumbling down

Freak the fuck out the moment I notice she's been playing as/with herself on that psp.

>pick up PSP
>Delete Save File

Nibble on her toes and take one lick across each sole then quietly walk out.

I'd give her a wet willy and follow that ride awakening up by putting her in an armbar
Bitch ain't getting away with eating my last cup noodles

Clean up this fucking mess and tell that sweaty cunt to take a shower

Format her memory cards I guess

Dude, she wasn't THAT evil

living the dream of being in 2d world.
would fuck

Ask her what game that is and remind her I'm gainy and don't taste very good

fuck her right in the pussy

Clean her mess, put her to bed, and hope she doesn't rape me to death when she wakes up

Foot fags everyone!

I was gonna said stealing her PSP but this is gold.

Truly you are history's greatest monster.

>open door
>get on floor
>walk dinosaur

youtube.com/watch?v=zYKupOsaJmk

>not available in your country
Well then. No walking.

>360

>can't moonwalk
>also doesn't recognize old as fuck meme

spotted the newfag

Take that popsicle before it melts all over the floor.

Put cat ears on her.
Stand like an idiot with a cat tail in my hand and ponder how to attach it without waking her up.

French kiss her till she wakes up.

Come inside

Someone explain the science behind the beauty of short skirt and peeking buttcheeks

He could just be a troll.

Shoot her for sleeping in my house which is in direct violation of the NAP.

Still an optimist. Warms the heart.

>Call police of coz

>could be a troll, it totally wasn't me

i'll steal her psp

bucket of cold water

Well, I mean any experienced masturbaiter is going to be hiding behind atleast three, or four layers of bait.

What do you think about miniaturization of clocks?

sniff her

Feed her eggs.

I'll give her this.

call her a ugly hoe

>Steal everything

No other way my place would look like such a shithole so I'm clearly trying to steal shit.

>opening a door
>not sliding it

>Not available in your country
For what fucking purporse

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i hate anime sluts

My giganigga

Best girls
Origami bestest though

the only acceptable answer

I wonder what it's like to be a meme creator, when one day your usual shitpost turns out to be a monument more lasting than bronze.

>shitpost
Pretty sure it was honest autism.

>Girl who can't keep her room clean.
Honestly shit tier.

I don't get it

sniff everything

Inject ponos.

Stomp on her puffy vulva full-force. It'll probably the only chance I'll get to do that without suffering the repercussions.

Well I'm tired from college class so I'm just going to lay on my bed.

>no Tohka

Pass

Wait until her alarm activates, and press her snooze button.

I was also just trolling though.

Budge her over, pick up the Vita, and continue where she left off. That and probably sniff her panties, too. Done that before, what a hell of a way to wake someone up.

Because only true autism can be everlasting, the egg thing was, in the best case, a flawless sumulation of autism

Leave from the disgusting smell of her recent masturbation

You want to read rape but instead i´m saying pear

>NeOrigami
RIP in peace best girl

Why did they turned her into a totally not nepgear

Is she playing a game about herself?

Wind the clock.

[√] Cock the Clock

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What is clock cunny like?

Savage

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Go in that dank cave. Repeatedly.

Turn 720 degrees and moonwalk away.

Bury my face deep into her and eat her out.

While I masturbate furiously

I want to honk her vulva.

Follow her example, get undressed and nap next to her.

No point in waking her up for sex, she's going to be cranky and that shit kills my boner. When she wakes up we can have sloppy sleepy-sex.

time to show her where baby clocks comes from

Carry her over to a couch or bed or whatever and put a blanket on her without waking her up, she must be cold sleeping like that.

I would probably also clean a bit up all her mess, I've told her countless times that she should clean up after herself.

Oh, who am I kidding. I don't have kids ;_; I'd even like to have a slutty daughter than be forever alone without familiy ;_;

>friend called dibs on clock because he saw the episode first
>get stuck with Yoshino
life isnt so bad

okay, what the fuck?

Clean up the room, put the vita on standby mode, charge it and put a blanket on her.

Then I'll go to school with Tohka.

>women dislike rape
whomever made this image is such a fool

Use ultimate magic to form best pickup line, "You don't have to tell me what happened but you do have to eat this"

No, I don't open the door and I don't see this and neither do you, you fucking delusional garbage,

WHAT DOOR?!?

Draw the curtains, Put the Vita on sleep mode then get another pillow and blanket, quietly move some stuff out the way so there's enough space for another person then put the pillow down next to hers, lay down on it and put the blanket over us

Spoiled for hardcore.
Hold her hand.

Aino the JAV 3DPD? She looks like

Fap
Cum on the floor and leave to preserve my virginity

I wish I could find the exact video this comes from.

ask her what she's done with my toilet
im seriously about to shit myself

>eat all the eggs
>nice meme

Tie her up and have my way.

Realistically, I'd pick her up and carry her to my bed and then wait around until she wakes up to figure out what the fuck is she doing in my house. Then figure out what to do with her.

If clock is comfortable enough to sleep in my house like this, I'm not going to do anything to potentially screw it up and lose out or become a horribly mutilated corpse.

I would however find the used tissues and fact that she's playing her own route on a PSP game very interesting.

you winning, son?

Are you people gay or something?

I only said I don't want her to rape me to death. If I'll live through it, i'm up for it

You'll die of shriveled testicles from ejaculating so much.

Sounds good to me

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stop bumping the thread please.
I feel the urge to masturbate everytime I see the op's pic in the catalog

I don't think it actually works that way. After a few rounds your penis just goes limp and stops reacting for a few hours.

Tomoko doing right now.

Do the same thing like I did to her

Are you woman or just circumcised?

Walk away and look for Origami instead.

Lay my boobs on her boobs

Crotch pillow.

Someone explain the eggs maymay to me, please?

searching the text in his quotes will give you the answer

this

And how is this even related to clock?

Wonder how I ended up back in 2007

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Eat the chips and pocky, etc

I'm in the mood for junk food but I hurt my lower back and it hurts to sit, stand, or walk so I can't go to the store to buy any sweets.

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So guys, how will inverse clock be?
Read the thread

What a shitty Cred Forums-tier meme

What a shitty garbage-tier post.

Give this man a medal, holy shit.

Stare for like 2 minutes, then leave and maybe return a few more times later hoping for the same view. Maybe also fap later. Probably would fap.

Fucking hell my clock fell off the wall again.

Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

I marry her.

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fap at the bathroom after i get a good whiff of her

What board is that?

Impregnate her and then mind break her until she is the perfect wife and does exactly as I say.

>Wipe the drool of the side of her face.
>Clean up the mess.
>Save all unsaved games.
>Put a blanket over her and leave.

What if she's sleeping in your room?

Hack that vita with henkaku and get free games, aaw yeah

>Open door
>Place controller on her puffy vulva
>Make it vibrate constantly somehow
>Hide somewhere
>???
>Profit

I'm now picturing a fat neckbeard trying to hide behind household objects while horribly sticking out like how larger characters in cartoons try hiding.

Wake up.

Id say in a closet or something

Remote up ass
Controller in puffness
pocky between fingers
ice cream stick in nose
chips between toes
cup noodles in naval
panties in mouth
milk in ear
dick between feet

Marry that clock.

>pocky between fingers
Silly user, those go in your nose!

I was waiting for this.

>eschew snagging the pocky on your way out

Truly a faggot, beyond belief.

Spotted the newfag

Genuflect.

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>close door
>do a 370 and walk away
>Bazinga

Lay down next to her. Use her assets as my pillow.

clean all that shit up without waking her

my bruder

Unzip penis

I like you.
I like you too.
Please stop
my dude
agreed

This.

Ah, wrong door. Leave in silence. Better not be a trick.

You're pretty good

Which Neptunia is that?

You do know she is a time wizard?

Steal her body, my current skin is getting a bit old and I need to switch soon.

the worst thing i could probably do is cum on her face

Put your trip back on, Lelouch.
Origami a shit. A SHIT.

Skinwalkers go and stay go.

draw on her face

Take the PS3 controller, play Lost Planet 2.

I will slowly take off her underwear slowly so she would not wake up. Then lick her juicy hairy pussy...slurrrpp....slurrrrpp....slurrrrpp... lick like eating a watermelon....slurrpp..slurrpp.slurrpp

Put her pantyhose back.

Checked.

Start screaming as loud as I can until she wakes up and then continue screaming until she runs away/and or beats my ass.

>expecting the cheetos thing
>actual porn
Huh.

youre gonna make me cry lad

>HowToBasic private life

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>hope she doesn't rape me to death

Why would she do that?

He's a yank. That should be all you need to know.

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>turn left 90°
>turn right 270°

Wow, that was fucking hard. Now fuck off.

"oops sorry lol"

*go to my room and shitpost on Cred Forums*

She was done sewing his skin into her clothing.

true form of autism

Explain.

all those (you), I'm jealous

Havent you heard? Cred Forums and Cred Forums merged awhile ago.

That tells me nothing.

get on the floor

bump

clean up that mess

reconnect my fart helmet then tell redditors to get off my board

I've always loved this image.

ANSWERS, DAMMIT!

oh you

You got good taste user.

>unzip pants

The joke is on you. PSP has no games.

He gonna dive into that pussy

The joke is on both of you, that's not a PSP

Call the cops because I just trespassed onto someone's property.

Fondling unconscious women you don't know has been illegal since long before the advent of SJWism, Mr Goobergater.

Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door

She fell asleep waiting for you to get home, so she is going to be upset and take it out on your penis and she isn't going to stop until you satisfy her, all of her

YES SHE DAMN WELL WAS

oh god dammit this thread is still up? I really didn't want to fap today but Kurumi is too damn sexy

>Tobitchy
>best anything

She's alive and going to be a good person, amirite?

I haven't read the lN's though.

I wanna give her a taste of my gross penis.

came here to post this

>PSP has no games
I don't get it.

Why aren't there more of images like this.

I wont make her tell me what happened, but I will make her eat all these eggs.

my sides

I have around 1,500 PSP game ISOs (and no, that's not even close to a full collection), therefore you're full of shit.

Really? It took this long? Jesus

Wasn't even done properly. Either way, dead meme.

Throw a blanket over her so she doesn't catch a cold. Clean up a bit.

you monster

Exactly this.

Not even PSP, either way you're a monster.

Waifu the shit out of her.

that's a lot of sony!

put away the food and everything around her
then give her a blanket

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