Jojo

> “And this?” he asks, so close that she can watch the bright cerulean of his eyes flicker to gold and back, so close that she can see the way his pale eyelashes fan along his cheekbones when he blinks.

> She begins to respond, but finds herself exhaling against his lips instead. Before she quite understands what is happening, she’s leaning in to kiss him.

> His lips are rough— chapped, because he can’t stop his tongue from darting out along them every few moments during his accidental partial-transformations, so it doesn’t surprise her— but she finds that kissing him isn’t unpleasant.

>Their mouths move against each other, languid and easy, and his hands are moving along her shoulders, clawed fingers winding in her hair to pull her closer as he swipes his tongue against hers.

> “Did they teach you this at the convent?” he teases when she pulls back to breathe, and she glares halfheartedly in return.

> “We can stop, if it’s so bad,” he offers, but the taunt is still in his tone.

> Hot Pants raises an eyebrow.

> “We can stop,” she agrees, and allows him to begin to look dejected for a moment before she adds, “But it’s not so bad.”

> “Oh, it’s not?” he smirks, and his face is splitting clear back to his ears, skin peeling into scales down his face and neck. This would usually disgust her; she grips the front of his silks and pulls him back in, if only to shut him up.

>They kiss for a while, wet noises almost too-loud in the chapel, his body pressed against hers eagerly. She feels the scrape of his talons through the fabric of her shift, the same sort of over-eager scrape of teeth catching along her bottom lip, and when she tastes blood, she’s not sure whose it is.

> Diego pulls back, his eyes bright and slitted and flickering over her face to detect movement. His lip has split, and there’s blood-pink drool trailing down to his chin, and he licks out to taste it, still staring at her.

Rate my shitty taste

Choosing 3 I want a part set in medieval times so badly

What if you don't have potential to be a stand user?

> “What?” she says.

>He thinks about saying something, but decides against it, a low, pleased sound coming from the back of his throat as he pushes her back until she’s sitting on the edge of the raised platform of the pulpit, and he’s perched on her lap with his legs on either side of hers.

>Hot Pants allows this, her hands skimming along his sides as he mouths sloppily at her jaw.

>He kisses her neck, and she gasps as his tongue and lips work against her skin, a shiver running down her spine as his lithe body shifts against hers.

>After a moment, she notices that his tail has appeared; it does that, when he gets excited, and she reaches around to pet along the smooth scales.

>“I like that,” he breathes, wriggling for more contact, and his hands start tugging at her clothes. “Can we…?"

> Yeah,” she agrees, trying to help him undress her.

>This happens between them, sometimes; not frequently, and of course it doesn’t mean anything (she always tells herself firmly, and tucks the incidents away into the most numb parts of her emotional registry), but it’s often enough that she isn’t surprised by the request.

> They’re both topless before long, his skin patched with scales that she eyes with mild intrigue as he works his pants down to his ankles and kicks them off with his boots.

>She leans back on her elbows, and he settles himself on her thighs again, kissing at her neck and collarbones.

>“God, you’re gorgeous,” he murmurs against her muscular shoulder, one of his hands slipping down to rub at her through her pants.

>She rolls her eyes; he loves to say things like that in the heat of the moment, and she’s not sure why he finds it necessary.

>“You’re filthy,” she replies, and yanks him back by his hair. Her eyes are fixed on his face; he’s drooling, sloppy, from his too-wide mouth, and her skin itches with it, too.

>“C’mon, please?” Diego requests.

>She releases him and he coaxes her pants down to her knees before his hand is on her again through the thin cotton of her drawers.

>The gusset clings wetly as he tugs them down, as well; he eyes her hungrily.

> Inhaling sharply, she lets her legs part for him, and he one-handedly undresses her the rest of the way, mouthing messily wherever he can reach.

>His spit is slick along her skin, almost uncomfortable, and he’s practically drooling ropes by the time he’s kissed down her stomach and hips.

> “Can I taste you?” he asks, eager.

>His voice breaks off into an odd rumble on the last word.

>“Yeah,” agrees Hot Pants, more breathlessly than she had intended.

>His mouth is on her without hesitation, warm and wet and tactless as he laps sloppily at the contours of her; his clawed hands push her thighs apart more for easier access, and his long tongue slips between her folds.

>“S’good,” she pants, arching a bit for a better angle as he licks up into her.

>“You’re dis—disgusting,” she adds, which draws a muffled moan from him.

>He tongues deeper, as though he can’t get enough of the taste of her, as though there’s nothing he likes better.

>Her hands tangle in his hair, gripping hard. With some maneuvering, her thighs are brought up over his shoulders, legs crooked to give him the most contact possible

> He fucks her with his tongue until she whimpers, and even then he keeps licking, dragging over her clit.

>Though it’s hard to ignore the stinging of his scalp, Diego almost (almost) enjoys it, the way she’s manhandling him in an attempt to grind against him harder, bring him closer.

>One of his hands sneaks down his front to rub at himself through his underpants as he works over her with his mouth.

>His lips press clumsily to her clit a few times, sucking and kissing, and then she’s yanking him back again.

>He gives her a very slimy kind of grin.

>Hot Pants reaches for him, and he crawls back over her, his hips pressing against hers, his crotch rubbing deliberately at the crease of her body and thigh.

>“Finish undressing,” she breathes, and neither points out the hypocrisy when she continues, “God, you’re so desperate.”

> He shimmies out of his underwear.

>he tries not to watch, feeling rather than seeing the forked cock that has pushed out from the slit between his thighs.

>It takes a moment for him to position himself; the knobby heads rub against her clit and wet folds and her eyes fall shut.

> Making a soft, primal noise, he sinks his teeth into the side of her neck, finding his mark and starting to push in slowly.

>Hot Pants can’t help but whine from the sensations, wriggling beneath him.

> She can tell, distantly, he’s trying to hold himself back; he inches into her with a sort of consideration that she would once have thought uncharacteristic.

> “Come on, Diego,” she urges, an allowance. “Dio—”

> Diego is pressed in til their hips meet, his teeth still latched onto her skin, though without force. He licks at her as he begins to move, the thrum of life in the veins of her throat almost too much for him to resist.

>He rocks slowly into her, tail balancing him as he kneels; he brings his hands to cup the subtle swell of her chest. Somehow, it feels wrong, too gentle, for her.

> For a moment, she permits his carefulness.

>Then, she digs into his back with her heels and arches beneath him.

> “C’mon,” she says again, her nails digging into his shoulder blades.

>“I want you to fuck me. Are you really so pathetic that y—,”

>Hot Pants hardly has time to react as she’s being flipped onto her stomach and pressed to the platform roughly.

> Even just from the heat of Diego's breath against her ear, she knows he’s more raptor than man at the moment.

>He bends her with a sharp, insensitive grip, cutting into her skin and thrusting into her again.

>This time, there is no gentleness.

>He moves with a primal, brute inconsideration that has her gripping at the air, whimpering as the barbs of his cock catch inside of her.

> He’s teething along her shoulders, his pace animal, driving the breath from her lungs as she groans low and broken.

>It’s what they both wanted, ultimately, and her eyes screw shut as he purrs against her skin.

> “Filthy,” she manages to gasp out as he pounds into her.

>His mouth is sloppy and wet and sticky.

> “Desperate,” she continues, syllables broken up by his movements, and his grip on her waist is breaking the skin.

> “God,” she pants, losing her words as he fucks her senseless.

> The feeling of his hips slamming roughly into hers, his cock rubbing up into her in all the right ways, has need building heavy at her core; she whimpers and he half-snarls and she’s close, so close, and tries to tell him so but she’s too breathless to speak.

> “I’m—,” she manages, before the knot of building heat and want and pleasure bursts, and he fucks her through an orgasm that leaves her trembling and moaning beneath him, fingers and toes curling through aftershocks as he keeps moving, wringing waves of incredible warmth through her body.

>Thick ropes of drool are trickling down her shoulders, falling from his stretched mouth without his realization.

> “D—Diego,” Hot Pants near-whines, because it’s almost too much; he doesn’t stop, doesn’t relent, pounding into her with instinctive ferocity.

>He’s gripping her shoulders painfully, each movement of his body coaxing frazzled, overstimulated whimpers from her.

> Just when she’s sure that she’s either about to come again or die, his brutal pace relents; he thrusts a few more times, growling wetly against the shell of her ear, and shudders as he finishes, spurting into her hot.

>He fucks her with his tongue until she whimpers
The author of this probably hasn't had her pussy eaten out. Tongue-fucking is hot in theory but in practice it's pretty dull because the tongue is too soft and small compared to fingers or cock or whatever. Keeping the tongue on the clit and sticking fingers in the pussy at the same time is the way to go.

I'm very proud of /jojo/
We are the superior anons.

>Applying realism to a nun fucking a dino-man

Dion tounges could just be really intense user

Dino*

Potential is will to fight and I have plenty of that

What kind of stand would Kaiji have, would he be a powerful user?

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>They both collapse, panting, and she presses her face against the cool of the pulpit floor as she looks at him, laying next to her.

> Within moments, he’s mostly-human again.

>His skin is still peeling, but his eyes are blue, fixed on her face, and he almost looks as though... As though...

> She doesn't let herself think it.

> He curls back toward her, as he often does in these moments, oddly vulnerable.

>He mouths at her skin affectionately once he can reach it, which she allows.

>His tongue laps out, and he starts licking along her shoulders, which she humors for a moment as well, before groaning and trying to shove him away.

> “That’s enough, Diego,” she mumbles.

> “Fine,” he acknowledges, and then licks her again, right up the side of her face. She flicks his nose.

> The saints are watching, a thousand colors beaming in through the faceted scenes, illuminating, falling across her skin and Diego’s in a shattered sort of rainbow.

>She cards a hand through his hair, affectionate, and he chitters in the back of his throat.

>“You were right,” she says, or doesn’t say.

> “Of course I was,” he says, or doesn’t say.

> Somehow, it’s less strange to see him and Jesus and Mary all at once, now.

> Feeling wiser, she kisses his temple, and reaches to find her clothes again.

I regret asking for HP, post some other shit instead please.

Yukako x Koichi
Why is koichi alpha af?

How about Buccellati? Everyone seems to like him well enough.

Post cute Koichi, Yukako and Rohan things pls.

Gay Priest is here now

bruno's good and underrated and underseen I think. free choice though, post what you want.

And what about real /jojo/ discusión instead of just post fan art?

Bruno would've been a way better Mafia Boss than Giorno

Everybody is waiting for Mikitaka, but I can't wait to see sexy Shinobu.
Why is she so perfect?

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>Kira went back to his killing ways instead of being satisfied tapping this for the rest of his quiet life

Deserved to lose desu

kira is handsexual. this was pretty clear I thought?

Yes, you.

> a slut who married a rich guy literally only to boast about it with her friends

I think we can all agree Buccellati would be a better choice of Don than Giorno. Giorno's very charismatic, idealistic and determined, but Buccellati's the one who actually had experience with the mob and civilians as well as being in command. Not to mention that Giorno's just a fucking baby, the kid is fifteen. Buccellati was more experienced and benevolent all around, fucking sucked that he died even if it was very cool and fitting.

I sort of wish Abbacchio had survived to see Gio take control of everything though. I love Abbacchio but imagine his fucking face.

>That kid is Ungalo
[DEEPEST LORE]

youtube.com/watch?v=gy1B3agGNxw
What is the power of [Run Away]?

>tfw kira cared for her

you can do anything when you have GER and you yourself are a flower boy.

the people araki chose to off by the end of p5 was lame AF, but I guess it mostly had to do with how strong he made king crimson and how strong he had to make gold experience in response. Wish that bump didn't exist so giornio could die a tragic death at the end to mirror is blood fathers, both DIO and Jonathan alike.

Bruno was more dominant and way more of a leader than Giorno, Giorno was just the cheerleader of the team, getting the others to be the best they can be.

>Wish that bump didn't exist so giornio could die a tragic death at the end to mirror is blood fathers, both DIO and Jonathan alike.

Fuck, why didn't I think of this? That would be eons better than the fate bullshit and Sleeping Slaves. Giorno really is worst JoJo

time to perform some dishonest acts at a fair and reasonable price

-hilarious honcho

>Giorno worst Jojo
>When Jonathan exists
>When Joseph exists
Fuck off

I agree with Jonathon being worse, but Joseph is a top tier JoJo.

hey ya

>That b8
Should've said Jotaro and maybe I'd believe you, but yes. Worst JoJo, worst Part, worst themes, worst ending

Only thing that's salvageable are the badass Stand fights

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Maybe you should read an actual translation
>Jonathan better than anyone
'No'

I instinctively tried to downvote your post, so you'll have to take this reply instead.

GER's powerful as fuck but Giorno's honestly not in conscious control of it. Hopefully he only used it when he absolutely had to, same as Polnareff and his Chariot Requiem.

Giorno dying a tragic death could be pretty awesome if done right, but I dunno. His whole purpose was there to inspire people and bring in new hope and a new future, his death could definitely be a big motivator for his allies but it could also send some mixed messages. And it'd sort of make Jonathan and Jolyne's deaths seem less special.

Buccellati being the Don and Giorno being his closest confidant and advisor is how I imagine it'd have gone if Buccellati had survived, and that honestly seems the best given how closely it mirrors the dynamic the two of them had for VA.

I would've rather had VA end with Bruno becoming the Don and Giorno being second in command too, Giorno is charismatic and can sway people but he has no skill.

>Not liking Jonathan
Giorno's character was shit long before the shitty scanlations. When he joins the gang he stops being the protagonist and becomes 'inspiration' for a bunch of dead men. Sleeping Slaves should've been proof the Part was never about Giorno

I'm gonna love it when JJCA finishes and the anime airs and the translation meme fucking dies

Pretty sure Jolyne dying at all was supposed to be a dramatic mirror to Jonathan in the first place anyways

My dream would be that Doppio becomes the boss at the end and have daddy/daughter adventures with Trish and Mista while Giornio decides the carnage he witnessed was too much for him and fucks off elsewhere to be developed as a character later. But oh well, at least the AU exists.

Are you actually retarded?
Also, I never said I didn't like Jonathan but he's not a good character, nor a good Jojo. Fuck off with your "Gentleman xDD" meme

>salty memes

>master1200
user baby please.

Giorno didn't even know the rules of the game, let alone how to play it. The first day in he murdered a superior officer in a tantrum, without having any thought or idea of what consequences his actions could have. It's the same with the Boss, he didn't employ any real subtlety or long-term plans with finding out his identity.

Hey there ;)

What's wrong with master1200? Just saying it isn't gonna invoke something I wouldn't have known. If you got beef than you better step up.

What's not good about him? The fact that he's just a nice, honest guy who happened to be dealt with life's shittiest hand? Do you need your protagonists to be assholes so that they can be relatable or something? I have a friend like that, he's the idiot of our group

At least the Part focused on him and not on Bruno's Bizarre Adventure to get Trish back and forth across Italy. If you wanna push Giorno as a "good character" all you want, I'll push at least Jonathan was a good protagonist for not being a shitty, generic supporting character that is basically a deus ex machina for all the shit that happens in their adventure

The fucker plays medic more than Josuke

Hey guys how can my wife's son fix Part 4? Part 6 is such an asspull. There is literally no possible way Kira knew about Cinderella's salon. Why is Part 7 such a meme part? How do I pronounce Giorno? Shh, Gyro is sleeping. Why is Narancia so perfect? Araki is such a hack. Gay priest is here! How does King Crimson work? Araki forgot. Part 2 is the worst part. There is LITERALLY NOTHING in Jojo except fighting, and you're just projecting. Now that I think about it DiU really is like Twin Peaks isn't it? Post female Jotaro. Part 3 is boring filler. DiU is full of QUALITY! How can Kira have FIVE STANDS? Jesus making stands is such lazy writing, space rocks was better. I'm evil? Gappy makes me happy!

Yeah, in spite of her harshness and Jotaro-like demeanor, Jolyne's honestly the most like Jonathan out of all the JoJos. She's not as cuddly as Josuke, but she's far more driven and determined than he is, actively stepping in to fight injustice where he'd just shrug it off as none of his business. And she's got a more nurturing and gentle side to her too, as seen in her treatment of Emporio. Makes sense that her arc would culminate in a heroic sacrifice.

So that would be Trish, Mista and Doppio in the body of Bruno? This implies that during SCR, while Brunos soul passed on, Doppios soul remained in the body and got revived when the body did.

Wouldn't that be really uncomfortable for Buccellati? The zipper is visibly biting into his skin.

Save this thread, o gay priest

>How do I pronounce Giorno?
jor-no, right?

>taking a redditors opinion into account

It's just not the biggest format you can get from there. For most of the images I quoted it's not an issue since they're smaller images anyway, but you might want to keep it in mind. This one here has 1200 as its width so it's got to be a downscale.

Jonathan is one of the most boring characters in all of Jojo. Even fucking Araki said he was worst Jojo. If you want a good Jonathan go read HnK and realize part 1 isn't anything special.
Also, you keep saying Giorno isn't a good character but you don't actually give any arguments. Yes Giorno is a good character you dumb american,you might just have speedread part 5 with its shit translations.
>inb4 "Translations don't matter!"
Yes they do.

gee-oar-know

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yup

Do you think that Giorno could turn the shit in his bowels into slugs or something so they could crawl their way to freedom

Jojo is just an overhyped parody of shounen that relies entirely on its shitty meta (the story is as basic as it gets without it).

A better question; Can Bruno take the shit out of someone's bowels using Sticky Fingers?

>Foo Fighters
>Not Etro

that's like,your opinion,famalam

Can Annasui could phase shit out of bowels with Diver Down?

/jojo/tards dont want to accept that. they are worse than narutards or bleachers.
it's just a fucking fighto manga.

The first couple of Parts sure but it's really it's own thing nowadays.

Are you retarded? How is any part after 4 meta in ANY way? How is the Part 5,6,7 and especially 8 basic? What the fuck is with retards in these threads nowadays?

That's nice to know. Fortunately for me, the picture you're quoting is at the max size. i2.pixiv.net/img-original/img/2014/06/12/13/25/35/44043169_p0.jpg is the same resolution as the one I posted.

Could Okuyasu pull the shit out of his bowels if he's constipated using The Hand?

People don't even care enough about Atroe to get her name right

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Wouldn't he just end up removing a section of his intestines? He'd be like that guy in the Guts story.

The Hand would be useful for cleaning up after he's done fapping though, he just erases the tissues.

I wish the fan translation didn't completely fuck everyone's names up. How they managed to see "Gwess" as "Guess" I will never know.

Could Mista pull the shit out of his bowels with Sex Pistols?

>Avdol
>Buciarati

Better question,could Josuke use Crazy Diamond to fix Okuyasu's ass after a night of rough fucking?

It would also be bad if he was working as an assistant chef to Tonio.

>Tries to bwap a specific seasoning over t him with it.
>Ends up ripping the entire spice rack out of the wall and hitting himself in the face with it.
>Tonio shouts at him.

No, they wouldn't do that. Mista says they won't do what he says if he doesn't feed them on time, there's no fucking way they'd go up his asshole to remove his turds.

>people still refer to abdul as avdol
at least people know bruno's real name

Even Joshuu makes no sense. If they're going to put two "u"s at the end, it should be Joushuu.

haruno>giorno

It's probably for the best that The Hand got used as little as it did. Not a great deal of everyday use compared to most other stands.

It's shown that stands can just pass through a person and grab there organs, so I assume any stand can grab an ass shit from inside the users intestine and guide it along out the ass

They do.

I've read
>Buciarati
>Bucciarati
>Buciaratti
>Buccherati
>Buccerati
>Bucelati
>Bruchelati
>Buccharatti
I'ts like Gajeel in FT.

Might be great for demolition though.

Would the manga be more appreciated if it was weekly? I think a lot of the people complaining about part 8 are people that binge read everything up to part 8 and now have to wait a long time for new chapters.

Wtf I hate Giorno now?!

What about boochelierety you fucking idiot

Admittedly the Avdol name has been around for literal decades, long enough for it to stick in fans minds more than the actual singer he's a reference to.

I've seen Joshu, Joshuu, Joushou, etc etc etc. At least they're all pronounced the same.

how much up your own ass and a faggot for araki you have to be to say 5,6,7 were not just fight manga series?
and no. little bit of american flag is not the exploration of patriotism, jotaro's meme one liner is not the deep explanation of parental relationships. if they are, then every shonen manga have such "themes".
fucking weebs

The manga would probably take a hit in quality if it was weekly.

This is a troll. I've already included it my archive of bait here

but....why?

>Bruhcellati
Frathouse Vento Aureo AU when

Kill yourself speedreader
>inb4 fuck off weeb
Explain the relationship between Giorno and Diavolo and the parallels to Jesus God and the Devil as well as Pucci's plans and goals and Valentine's motivations RIGHT NOW

>being so autistic all you see is punching

I know user
I know bait when I see one

>koichi is one of jotaro's most trusted friends
>jotaro actually respects
>koichi is basically jotaro's surrogate child
>jotaro probably spent more time with koichi than with jolyn
>tfw koichi may have accidentally cucked jolyn out of having a good relationship with jotaro

>Puccilatte

Have hope.

3/10 - Try something original please.

5/10 - At least you tried...

Jotaro pretty much intentionally ignored her, though.

I didn't watch JoJo, the fuck is this edgy-ass shit:
youtube.com/watch?v=EHMMcr-eqpM
EDGE is Unbreakable.

An 80 year old man slitting his wrists to find an invisible baby and to look good in front of his illegitimate son

Yes

1/10
no creativity.

okay

You've been caught in my trap! Jotaro, you don't stand a chance against my [OGRE BATTLE]! You are in a dungeon, it is dark. In your inventory is a box of matches and a piece of parchment. You hear rumbling. What do you do?

DP will rush 7 chapters in one episode?

Cool, user :)

I hope they don't screw up the dice part

:^)

Is one of my favorite scenes in DiU... I'm afraid.

Tonio, cook something for me per favore.

We burn down them if they fail this.

RPS was 6 chapters and it didn't feel rushed, at all.

Doubt it i suspect they will end on I am Alien Chapter 4-5 and then have the rest in Highway Star Part 1 along with the first chapters of Highway Star

DP can do three things:

1. Make a 7 chapters long episode.

2. Move Kira's New Life to the beginning of Highway Star, which is going to be two parts.

3. Put the last chapters of I Am An Alien in Highway Star Part 1

But why? To spend more time with dolphins?

> hot pants marry jonno

> no thanks

> make jog-jog's bizarre adventure

> bring hot pants to life

What? I was cringing of RUSH, reread this arc and rewatch episode again.

Her life would've been in constant danger.

I want to eat Hot Pant's poop

2 is INCREDIBLY unlikely since half of Kira's New Life is focused on Mikitaka. I think 3 is most likely.

It's stated in Part 6 that it was so she never got involved with Stand bullshit since Jotaro knew from 1989 when he read DIO's diary that whoever DIO's friend was would try and hunt him down to find out what was written there. Why he decided to have a child despite knowing all this I don't know.

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Jolyne obviously wasn't planned, and neither was Jotaro and Italian Bitch's marriage.

Oh, I guess that makes sense. Still, poor Jolyne...

> half of Kira's New Life is focused on Mikitaka.
Not half, at the end of chapter Mikitaka just shown up.

Jolyne's mom is italian
>She's a Zeppeli

That's why Jotaro and Jolyne's relationship is so good, though. You'd think her upbringing was shit because he's an autistic world-travelling doctor, but he just wanted to protect her from Stand users and as a result had to stay away from her until she could defend herself.

poal.me/bsfrxz (don't worry guys it's like strawpoll)

I know but why would it be moved?

>Decided
He conceived Jolyne at age 20 or 21 at most.

She wasn't planned, user.

She didn't job once throughout the entire part, so she can't be a Zeppeli.

Then why don't use strawpoll reatard?

Not him but I did it actually and it never felt rushed, this wasn't Cinderella, essentially what they did is that they shortened the dialogue cutting the fluff, for example Rohan reading additional information about Ken when he first opened him, also were removed unnecessary comments of AHF where he just goes "Good Ken, bery good" almost every page, everything essential is there, all mind games that they used are intact, it wasn't rushed, which is pretty remarkable for what I expected it to be but I guess you going to ride on the hyperbolizing everything "OMG GUYS I WAS CRINGING OF RUSH, FUCK DP XD" because they removed one outdated joke that you liked. Which is pretty fair trade off considering how they expanded the scene when Ken called Joseph and Josuke on the street no nearly as hilarious as it was in manga.

Do you think Diego could turn into a girl dinosaur

Like lay eggs and shit

Because I like this website better, "reatard"

>army of mini diegos

No I don't think.

Kakyoin can.

>High-pitched wryys

>"reatard"

It's cute actually.

holy shit Diego could've just swarmed people with them

He probably wouldn't even have to fight them, as such. He just makes them act all cute so his opponents coo over them and forget about following Valentine's orders.

Johnny v. 2007 goes to see Phantom Blood, was shoot at entrance and became cripple.

Why wouldn't it be? Scenes are not connected by any narrative threads, it ends on Hayato, not on Kira saying to himself: "I wonder what my dad is doing now..."

>Joseph
>Worst Jojo

This is literally the most retarded thing I have ever heard

JOSH, just make him fucking JOSH HIGASHIKATA. Joshu, Joshuu or Joushuu sound fucking stupid. Jouuushouuu Heegashikatta my ass

Why not just change the order of every other scene not narratively connected then?

Do you ACTUALLY think it's getting moved though?

You're meant to pronounce the U at the end though.

Funny, Jotaro unwillingly ended up like his father.

It's a Japanese name you dipshit, of course it's gonna sound retarded to a native English speaker.

Hey why Cred Forums dislikes /Jojo/ so much ? There is worse than this thread.
And every thread are the same in Cred Forums

Don't exaggerate. I just answered you question on why this scene can be moved from the chapter, nothing more.

Sort of. I don't think they'll tackle 7 chapters, I highly doubt it still.

Maybe the autistic wreck of a man honestly thought that Sadao's parenting-methods were normal.
>My father never had anything to do with me and I turned out fine, yare yare daze

Jewsuke Higashikata :p

I've always wanted to know what Sadao is like, and why Joseph hates him so much.

Jotaro's potential daddy issues are never really expanded upon (althought I guess they're potential for a reason, he might support the idea of his dad touring constantly), and that makes me pretty sad. I've said before that Part 3 has the basis to be a really good part, but Araki wasn't the best at writing when he was making it and thus ended up being a bit of a mess.

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Kira needs to use some moisturizer, god damn.

Honestly, I think that the Sadao shit and Jotaro's own issues are pretty self-explanatory. Due to lack of an active male role-model (as well as probably being an actual sperg) Jotaro has tremendous issues with expressing himself, believing that everyone can read his emotions clearly even though he's closed off as all fuck. It's only when he's forced into a situation with a bunch of people that he actually develops meaningful bonds with them, and even then he's a very reserved and independent guy.

I doubt that Jotaro would consciously resent his father, but in hindsight he might realize he wasn't the greatest to him or Holly, the same way he realizes that he wasn't the greatest to Jolyne.

Araki should've expanded on that, though. Maybe a reason why Jotaro started being a shithead in high school, too.

Part 3 is enjoyable, but the characterization is either really subtle, or non-existent.

>Maybe a reason why Jotaro started being a shithead in high school, too
inb4 incestfag

But yeah, I'm with you. Polnareff was the only character who got truly good characterization in SDC. Poor Avdol and Kakyoin got fucked hard.

>Avdol
What else is there to his character apart from saving Polnareff from being killed and being an expert on Stands?

I prefer Buccellati, but Giorno perfectly suited the role of the Don in PHF. It was like going from Part 3 Jotaro to Part 4 and 6 Jotaro.

Apparently he's incredibly sincere, everything he says and does is what he thinks in his heart. Or something.

Kakyoin had more of a personality than him, being a snide little weasel behind the politeness. I'm still bewildered at how underused he was, given that his stand was easily the most interesting out of the Crewsaders.

Were Vol. 3 BD's bombarded with solar radiation and it fucking melts people faces when they're trying to rip them?
It's been a month now. I just want to see how are they going to fix their first full on QUALITY episode, that's all I ask.

How do you guys think the interaction between DIO and Iggy would play out if Iggy survived instead of polnareff?

I really struggled to sympathize with PHF Giorno. He had his reasons for doing what he did, but he lied to and dehumanized his men, and sent them to their deaths in a manner eerily reminiscent of DIO. A cool character to be sure, but it was hard to think of him as a hero by any means.

While I like PHF a lot, sometimes it just seemed to have pointless edgy bullshit like Fugo and Abbacchio sneaking out to go kill children themselves so Buccellati wouldn't get upset. And Buccellati's gang were never even assassins and actively looked down on those that were, so it makes no sense.

And that's how we got the Sons of Diego...basically they're like the raptors from Jurassic World but they can turn into SBRverse versions of Giorno, Versace, Ungalo and Rykiel

>Giorno: Charlie.
>Ungalo and Rikiel: Delta and Echo.
>Versace: Blue

Is there any franchise better than jjba?

I don't think there is. I can only think of two weaknesses of it
>Lack of lore for this very interesting and strange world
>Araki's memory

I at least like how the surviving members were handled (even if their lives ended up pretty shitty). Jotaro's only friends either died, disappeared, or went senile, Polnareff was forced to live reclusively as a cripple because he fucked with the Italian mafia, and Joseph's wife and illegitimate son both hated him.

DIO doesn't get to motorboat prime French tits during stopped time

They don't have to move Kira's New Life for I Am An Alien, they can just leave the last two chapters for the beginning of Highway Star. They've done it in the past so I don't see why you don't think it's a possibility.

>yfw Part 6 gets animated and your penis grows 6 inches more

I don't know, seems like cutting the dice game or by god, cutting it in half at some point is bad for the flow. Where are they going to do it, on Rohan stabbing himself or where?

No. He didn't. The whole thing was if she got hurt in a weird way it would lead the jojo crew right to him. Especially since they were already investigating them.

>You show a pretty nice strength for a simple dog, Iggy
>I, DIO, it's interestend in your... power
>Join me, I can give you all the bitchs you want and infinite gum

I think that 13 inches is too much for human. I would have to reject my humanity /jojo/

THE TIME HAS COME, SPEAK THE SECRET WORDS SO THAT WE MAY OBTAIN HEAVEN, ANONS!

If they cut it with two chapters left over then the dice game would have only just begun and a solid 80% of it will be in the second episode. If they cut it directly on the end of I Am An Alien 4 then we'll see both Josuke and Rohan's first rolls and that's it.

10.5 inches sure would be neat ;_;

Fuck You, Pucci

Actually, that makes sense, and HS Part 1 can end on the beginning of the chase.

I'll stop you!

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>My OC
I feel proud now

When someone uses one of your OC/Edits your cock increase 5 inches and your stand achieves a new act

So what do the japs think of part 4 from this second cour? What do they think of the new OP? Chase's video's got a million views on youtube.

Well my dong would be taller than me now if that were true

There's a lot of people watching it, but I'm not sure how well the BDs are doing.

Fight my edits
With all you have

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Not them but honestly Chase has grown on me the most out of all OPs, it's probably become my favorite now too. The song is fucking catchy and badass as hell, reminds me so much of Gintama's OPs, the visuals are fucking god-tier with so much stylish yet symbolic scenes and the lyrics actually fucking relate to the part and can be read from both Kira and Josuke's perspective. It's genius.

Ah shit! Looks like you have been pierced by [THE ARROW].
The last song you listened too is your stands name!
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
Use this to obtain your stands newfound power!

A very strong fighter
Let's see if you can overcome my power

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youtube.com/watch?v=JgFxyVRdHIk

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Paradox_Inducement

I still don't know what the fuck is this.

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youtube.com/watch?v=K5DYWM669Xk

The fuck does this mean?
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Augmentation

youtube.com/watch?v=pikW32fZTMY

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Oil_Vision

The nutshack the first filipino cartoon ever made.

If any one has any requests im still doing these

Don't do these in the generals, asshole.

Deja Vu - youtube.com/watch?v=X4qYox-Gb70
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Love_Inducement

I could see it working, not sure how often it'd be useful if it only works on people to other people instead of people to objects and such.

>Shooting oil from your fucking eyes
Araki-tier retarded power.

killer queen one please
or that monkey rat thing with The Fool

「CHASU」
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Submission

It was the only one I got that wasn't overpowered or edgy as hell.

youtube.com/watch?v=aycvLOJRuDM

Submit to me or I will scour your holes with jets of castor oil from my eyeballs.

Did Araki make Soft & Wet too powerful?

Well it would make sense for someone who was a Ripple user.

Now I have HAMON OVERDIVE STINGY EYES!

youtube.com/watch?v=VKzWLUQizz8

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Addictive_Contentment

Not yet he hasnt.

Don't be like that... Let's be friends instead...

What is that pic supposed to mean?

No, face the wrath of my HAMON OVERDRIVE STINGY EYES!

KOOOOHHHHHHH!

I have a question about Stone Ocean scans.

Has any group rescanlated volume 65 and 66 for part 6?

I know there are some Cred Forumsnonymous scans for a few chapters, but nothing more.

youtube.com/watch?v=qjlkrKJSCg8

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Musical_Attacks

I'd say he's one of those "as powerful as your creativity with it will allow" stands like stone free turned out to be.

It does end up being awfully convenient though. Maybe one of the better "all around useful for near any situation" stands.

I want to see that shit get metaphysical at the end though, real creative bullshit use of it.

Look at his hands in both pictures. he's makin a cute lil face.

youtube.com/watch?v=foXmeJ65snA

You do know the part is entirely in colour now, right?

Honestly, nothing really. But Araki still hasnt made S&W godtier in strength. Wait until he drops some SHA with sailor hats in bubbles

Literally Oktavia Von Seckendorf, the Stand.

gee-oo-rino

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Just seems like making people blind seems incredibly powerful, and if he can plunder sight, why not plunder other senses as well?

「Oily Tira」

It's joking about how S&W has his hands placed in the panel, like he's making a shocked expression.

a-any sauce...

>You will be able to alter one event and only one event in the history of JoJo. This altered event will change history and be canon for the rest of eternity
choose this and put Giorno in part 6

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Would be a nice design for a stand btw.

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Nah
Im mentalising myself for the cold hard truth in a couple of years
Lets hope can get the og universe animated, with that alone I'll be a happy gappy

Meant to mentioned in B&W.

I have both colored and B&W scans in my collection. Excluding part 5 (since it's currently being rescaned), the only volumes not in high quality anymore is 65 and 66 (based on Batoto uploads).

Robbie "Rotten" Zeppeli confirmed

All the Witches have designs that would be good for Stands.

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What is the vampire power of Sportacus?

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I don't think people really bother with the B&W scans for Part 6, so they might just not have been updated yet.

Although, it's pretty weird that only those two aren't in high quality. Do they just straight up not have a translatin, or the scans just look like shit?

Why have you done this?

Fit Mode. His muscles become incredibly enlarged, gaining a strength even the likes of Tarkus couldn't match.

youtube.com/watch?v=RjzGPpM76fQ
>｢Ｓｗｉｎｇｉｎｇ Ａｌｏｎｇ ｣
>Meta Teleportation
Noice, m80

I humbly request some QUALITY frames

I hope the finale of JoJolion has Jesus doing crazy shit to Morioh during the final battle, like Chariot Requiem on steroids. Give every single person in Morioh a Stand and make the Wall Eyes close around the town like a set of teeth.

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Scans look like shit (I believe the translation is correct), pretty much the same quality as old part 5 scans.

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Was Josuke secretly a member of the X-men?

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Maybe.

This episode was way better than I expected.

Youre telling me.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Breath_Manipulation
Great, my Stand gave me Hamon

>Next week is I am an Alien

So where are they gonna stick Kira's new Face?

I could see it being in this episode since it's mostly antics.

In with I Am An Alien? It's at the start and shows Mikitaka getting shot so there's no reason to move it. They can do the last one or two chapters of I Am An Alien in Highway Star 1.

nah. we will have some deep exploration of the symbolism about 4 balls and joshu and gappy pounding each other with art fading away.
there wont be any fights.

The most popular theory is that they are going to completely fuck it up.

Then we have this And the last one is just moving it to HS Part 1.

At the beginning, the latter part of I am an Alien will spill over into part 1 of Highway Star.

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Order of likelihood is 2 > 1 > 3. Take your pick.

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>Cramming 8 chapters into one episode

Nah m8
They'll probably put it in Highway Star part 1.

holy fuck thats a rare kak

PERFECT ILLUSION when?

Why did he try to get himself killed?

He liked the kid, didnt want the kid to die, so he used his Crazy fucking luck to make sure the Truck would swerve.

He knew he'd get lucky, Rohan's smart, alright.

Remember when we found out that Araki did the illustrations and cover art for Stormbreaker in Japan and people posted pictures of the guy with the globe head saying it was the king of the Rock Humans? Good times.

Plus you can use it to give other people Hamon as well.

God damn Araki. Nigga might aswell have a whole flag on his sleeves.

Imagine asking an artist for a book cover and he gives you this

Imagine seeing Araki in person yet you didnt know who the fuck he was until later.

I'd be ecstatic. I'd love to have Araki draw a cover for something I made.

youtube.com/watch?v=-oxQMwoJiGg
What's his Stand Cred Forums?

[Aint No Strings on Me]

I hope the plant makes cat noises.

And the Stand of the Sax Guy?

I don't care that they won't do anything special for the Alien episode
The fact that it's actually happening in September is simply magical

[Brass Monkey] or [Golden Liar]

Dubs of truth.

So this week's episode marks 100 Episodes of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.

>Favorite Episode So Far
>Least Favorite Episode so far
>What Fight you're excited to see adapted

I can't even remember the other part adaptations, so I'll say Sheer Heart Attack Part 2, the second Nijimura brothers episode, and Highway Star.

Last episode of Part 2
The fucking holy fuck why was this fucking one whole episode fucking why Sun episode
Giorno's 6 pages of pure MUDA

>Either RHCP 2 or SHA 2
>Surface
>Not in DiU but White Album, Everything in part 6 from planet waves forward.

GIVE ME ALL STAR BATTLE WITH DIEGOS!!! I WANT LIZARD MAN TO DESTROY EVERYONE ON HIS PATH

Rat Hunting
The Sun
All of Vento Aureo

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Part 2 OST is the best ost: youtube.com/watch?v=eFPgKeYVJgk

>mfw I fucking hate Kars as a villain, but this genuinely made him feel threatening and cool

Good meme.

>Cream
>Empress
>Vento Aureo climax, GER is scariest stand in orginalverse. Only Tusk ACT 4 came close to that level, in high voltage

Btw still taking requests for editing stands into anything.

>Favourite episode:
Dio vs Jotaro

>Least favourite:
Cinderella

>excited for:
All Vento Aureo

horat with the fool

Edit GER in here

DiU for me now.

A minor villain that disappears after 2 episodes gets this candy:

youtube.com/watch?v=ey_C4QkyM-c

Not to mention the Main Theme, The Hand, Courage, Crime Scene Express, Super Guitarist, Kira's theme, Rohan's and now RPS kid.

Yugo Kanno is too good.

Shouldn't it be Green Green Grass of Home?

Wamuu fight
Cinderella
Every fight in the later half of part 6

I was thinking of:

>YOU WILL NEVER REACH THE WATER, YOU SHALL NEVER COMPLETE YOUR JUMP

but I quess it works too

That's a bit more subtle, but I guess it works.

>Boogie Wonderland
>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Wish_Embodiment

Actually pretty fitting

ALL THE WORLD, LOVES A LOVER

thats next.

Didnt even say it right, my nigga.

Whys gyro so gayro?

Its an executioner thing.

>the second Nijimura brothers episode
What are your reasons? That episode was great.

Also
>Either Quiet life 2, RHCP 2, or SHA 2
>RHCP 1 or Surface (these weren't bad episodes, but they could've been done way better)
>Bites the Dust

It's just the length of the arc itself, I feel like it kinda drags out.

The fuck are you talking about, thats how the song starts

Thanks mate

In retrospect, i thought it always said "All the world, comes a lover" or "theres a lover"
My mistake.

Hey anons what is the comfiest way to wryyyyyyyd the manga online? I always get distracted or sidetracked when I am reading from other shit.

No big, I always thought it was Summer Lovers instead of what it actually is.

Here have some Ringo

youtube.com/watch?v=t1tzrU1Mu0Y

Do not open

Thanks user, i was just thinking about watching that vid too.
I shouldve listened.

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>Made in Heaven

[Gay Priest Intensifies]

>implying Avdol isn't the one that gets in the ass

Why does crazy diamond look like the world? Why doesnt star plat look like the world, why are hermit purple and stone free vaguely similar? Which was Jonathans stand the world or a hermit purple type.

Enjoy
No problem.

Why are you doing this, They are really well done
But why nutshack

I'm editing stands into anything to sharpen my after effects skills. if you have any ideas send them my way.

Can you do Johnny or Tusk on this?

Joestar blood

I hated the pseudo dubstep vibes that some songs had, also never liked the pillar men's theme vocals

>Act4 hits Magent Magent
what happen?

It will either fling off somewhere for infinity, or it will keep trying to hit Magent Magent forever, causing Him to stop thinking for infinity.

youtube.com/watch?v=SIDo71cp1PU
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sexual_Inducement

from stronger to weakest time user

Pucci>Diavolo>Dio>Kira>Ringo

Stay the fuck away from Purekyasu!

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Fucking kek. Good job

>「Rebellion In Dreamland」
>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Alternate_Event_Alignment
>The ability to move events from one timeline to other ones
So, I'm a Jojo final boss now?

Amazing, thank you.

You're the final boss of part 8, you get defeated when Joshuu uses Nut King Call to screw all the timelines together so your power is useless.

>Nut King Call Over Heaven

Do you want to die?

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She had Jolyne. Sounds like a job to me.

You tryin' me, bitch nigga?

Joshuu makes ME happy

Yes.

Is killer queen Sephiroth mixed with Risotto Nero and has a Sheer Bouncy Ball attack coming from its wrists?

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>yfw you get Cheap Trick

you want to know the powers dont you?

Stand: Heaven Ascended Killer Queen, baptized Queen Over Heaven
Abilities:
Bomb Cast (evolution of Bomb Transmutation): when QOA lifts his hand and aims toward any kind of target (living or not) in the timespan of 2 secs, the target is charged as a bomb, the number of charges set is limitless and a detonation can be triggered by wishing it if the target is charged
Hot Space: a more destructive, more intelligent and a faster form of Sheer Heart Attack in the shape of a ball but quite similar to SHA, it has the ability to distinguish temperatures and identify targets based on the average temperature of that specie/matter. Also has the ability to fly, and can cause a nuclear explosion (with all the nuclear aftermath effects and whatnots) and a radius of 2km
Queen Forever: by power of intent, Kira can link a trigger to a certain idea, a thought or an intent concerning his person or his stand, when this idea/thought/intent is made by any human being anywhere in wthe world, Kira is notified and can trigger the detonation of that individual
We Are The Champions: Has the ability to detonate by mere act of wishing so, any space of any volume anywhere, that is to say Kira can blow a whole nation up to dust, even further he can blow the entire planet, or any other planet
PS: I mainly focused on drawing Queen Over Heaven's full portrait and ascended Kira's face portrait, so I might consider redraw his full portrait some other time, hope you like it, I'm open to any critics, any adjustments that must be made or improvements, thanks for checking out.

Got done reading 7, why is Valentine considered 'ambiguous'? He's obviously evil. Is it just Amerifats and rednecks with some form of shitty pride in their country thinking that being a horrible human and raping a kid along with killing random people is fine just so long as you protect America and fuck over everyone else?

I can say Diavolo was just trying to protect his interests and his drug route and regulate crime in Italy, was he so bad? Kira just killed a few people once every couple years but was an upstanding citizen, was he so bad? Why does Valentine remain an exception for jojo villains?

This is why the world over heaven is just a recolour.

Thanks! if any of you have any more request then send them my way!

Everybody knew valentine was bad back when part 7 ended

Now that underage drumpf and clinton memers are taking the stage, valentines become this 'deep and complex' villain. just ignore them

>tfw this means there is no universe where Shigechi can protect his mama and papa.

The arrow was a mistake

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The artist also made King Crimson Over Heaven. Though given what Heaven DIO looked like, it'd be a simple case of "DON'T LOOK AT ME, I'M PURPLE!" for Diavolo Over Heaven.

Stand: Heaven Ascended King Crimson, baptized God Crimson
Abilities:
Hyper Strength: the power of a finger flick can disintegrate a living being on a molecular level, God Crimson can get as far from Diavolo as 1km without his strength diminishing, beyond that radius his power decreses gradually to the point of coming back to the original King Crimson's strength
Erase: not exactly an evolution of erasing time, but an expansion of its effect, God Crimson can erase an time frame with no limitation, further more, he can erase objects, living beings and even concepts from existence, as if the erased target never existed in the first placed, being erased consequently from people's memories, the impact of the erased target and its effect and any action made by it from the moment of its birth until its death or deletion is erased in itself, thus rewriting history from the point of the erased object's birth to its death or deletion
Nuages: this ability enables God Crimson to produce with his hand a giant cloud in from its hands that become a crystal clear screen of any point of any future Diavolo wants to see, the choice of the future is determined by Diavolo saying: "show me the future if action x is produced" and the screen would automatically show indefinitely the future wanted until Diavolo implicitly or explicitly orders it shut, Diavolo can also pick exact periodes and dates in time to go to and see
hope you enjoy it

The next one is D4C prepare your anus.

>The next one is D4C prepare your anus.
MY ANUS IS NOT PREPARED!

God Crimson is such a shit name, you could make a pun with Poseidon or some shit

Miasma of the void, Vanilla Ice Part 1, 2 and 3, and the last episode of part 3
Probably Jack the Ripper
Grateful fucking Dead

Are these serious? We don't need SSJ5-tier shit for JoJo.

>Grateful fucking Dead
Do you mean Thankful Dead?

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put some sad scene from jojo instead of wojak

Bato.to is a good site.
You need an account to read it there.

So what is Cred Forums opinion on this? Was Valentine planning to shoot Johnny anyways or he was just saving the gun in case Johnny didnt agree to his deal?

>that super standout-ish outfit
>king crimson's face
>those poses
>diavolo's devil theme just shoved in instead of put subtly
>abilities missing the point of diavolo's point and character
>being fucking dbz powerlevel trash
Diavolo's probably my favorite villain after Pucci, this hurts on a level it shouldn't

>Flaccid Pancake is real

I love D4C's design change after it got hit by Ball Breaker

Why'd they give Killer Queen the lightning bolt? Kira just looks like David Bowie, they have nothing to do with eachother character-wise.

Something Queen-related would be much better.

This is a big symbolic point. Valentine at this point seems heroic enough to be the actual hero but has done bad stuff, while johnny is really selfish but has done heroic stuff. Here, valentine chose whether or not to succumb to his evil vengeful nature and shoot johnny or to take his loss like a man and be the hero. He obviously chose evil, cementing him as the villain.

The fact that he says that his heart and mind are unclouded with justice is meant to be irony, all that's left is a broken, hurt, destructive man who wants nothing more than to kill

Fresh shitty OC just for you.

D4C seems to be thinking
>"Man, Valentine, how did we got into this mess?"

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The time for jojofu is now

>Hand

I thought the main reason they got married was because she got pregnant?

In which case, yeah it's a slutty thing to do, but she was only in college

man what
are you actually implying it's slutty to have sex before marriage?

I was just about to ask this.

>Here, valentine chose whether or not to succumb to his evil vengeful nature
Is that really the case? That he decided to shoot him out of spite?

>no TF

bo~~~ring

>wojak

sorry for the black frame.

I'm not saying it's slutty to have sex before marriage, I meant that it's a slutty thing to date a guy long term just because he's attractive and you want to look superior in front of your friends.

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Why else would you go into relationship with anyone?

Money obviously

Well I forget about that. Maybe because I have enough money for now

Well yeah. I mean, why else? Johnny didn't really give a fuck either way, he just wanted Valentine to stop sending goons after him and getting his legs repaired.

That's how I interpreted the scene anyway. Araki probably thought Valentine was too ambiguous as a character and made him choose evil by planning to shoot Johnny instead of good and accepting a truce.

hey, this is pretty nice

can you put the fool behind the dog and hey ya behind the kid?

pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=53071628

Why not Magician's Red? It fits in with Avdol finding Iggy, too.

King Crimson edit pls. Also "I'm the Emperor" at final subtitle

fuck, you're right
i was thinking about that, just thought hey ya being smaller would make it better
but you're totally right, my man

To absolutely make sure nobody else but America gets the corpse.

fuck off

He was going to shoot him.
Valentine wanted Johnny to cancel the spin before he did his end of the deal. Valentine was effectively subdued, and Johnny was not in a position where he could easily betray Valentine after he got Gyro back.

But that's how King Crimson works

Is it just me or did they never even add the 4th round to the RPS score card? They flashed the card again to show us the updated score but didn't update.

When it rains, it pours with David.

Johnny didn't really want the corpse anymore. Part of their deal was that Valentine got to keep the corpse and that neither would one of them would see each other again.

so why doesnt joseph uses hermit purple to find the new kira now since they know what he looked like and have access to his stuff

is it like a curse where the further you are from your jojo part, the dumber you get?

fuck off

I don't think we know enough about HP to know if he could do that. For all intents and purposes Kira WAS Kosaku, too.

Obviously, you don't have to keep your end of the deal. Valentine was going to betray Johnny, he could easily expect Johnny to do the same.

You can say Johnny doesn't really want the corpse because you're an outside observer that can literally read his thoughts, but Valentine can't say the same.

fuck off

But Valentine most likely didnt thought Johnny would betray him, he was just worried about Johnny going all "No deal nigga, you killed Gyro."

Imo he wasnt planning on shooting him but his mistrust ended up being his doom.

Althought taking the napkin speech into account....

If he got a picture from a dude he never saw before on another continent, it's safe to say he could find kosaku, given that they have pictures of kira and all his belongings

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He was part of the same bloodline as DIO, though. Again, we have no idea how HP works.

How did we go from this,

To this

To this?

All the jojo antagonizes put other men into themselves in some way

>Dio takes Jonathan's Body
>Pillar Men absorb people
>Dio again
>Yoshikage takes another man's face as his own
>Pucci and dio
>Valentine fills himself with jesus

At this rate, i'm sure part 8 will involve the antagonize equivalent exchanging themselves with another guy somehow.

How was the lastest episode? I haven't been at home.

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stop fucking posting this you retard
he's just baiting for responses with >le shitty DA/tumblr art

is there a more based user then the nutshack poster?

Valentine had no reason to kill Johnny while he was still stuck in the ground.
Johnny had Valentine where he wanted him, he could have killed him whenever he wanted, but didn't because he wanted to believe that Valentine would uphold the deal. It has nothing to do with Valentine's mistrust, but instead he wanted to take advantage of Johnny's trust.

Why the fuck would I choose anything other than the fourth option?

>>You will be able to alter one event and only one event in the history of JoJo. This altered event will change history and be canon for the rest of eternity

Cool, but ultimately, fuck it.

>>He will write your consciousness into the manga and you will cease to exist, however you will be immortalized by his work and will experience never ending adventure in the world of JoJo. However, once the story ends, it resets back to the beginning

So I get to be dead and trapped in a JoJo purgatory. Thanks but i'll pass.

>>He will turn to you for advice for a single Part and only a single Part. Regardless of how stupid your decisions are, as it is a bizarre adventure

Almost shit as option 1 but contained to one part. Jesus christ, I would just delete part 5.

>>He will bring your JoJofu to life, male or female all personality and powers intact. Genderbends are acceptable

The only option with no drawbacks.

You really need to rethink this shit.

Who wants to play Janken with me?

What do you think?

Retard had a gun hidden with him. He's a dick.

BUT he did have a point where he didn't kill Stephen Steel... did he really let him live or just let him live once and then regretted it? Because that seems more likely to me.

I still don't understand why the fuck the corpse is kept hidden in America though.

youtube.com/watch?v=kzHuCDDzP-E

「Mass Destruction」
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Telekinetic_Cutting

This would honestly be really terrifying to fight against. Cutting things without others being able to see it gives plenty of options in a battle to the death, though it's not nearly as useful in everyday life, sadly.

>I still don't understand why the fuck the corpse is kept hidden in America though.
The only people living with knowledge of the corpse in America were all government or didn't give a fuck, like Johnny. I'm fairly certain the Steels didn't care since Valentine was dead

...Her daughter jobbed to final boss though

Jolyne didn't job, what are you talking about? Losing a fight means jobbing now?

>though it's not nearly as useful in everyday life, sadly.
Hello, it's great for prepping stir-fry.

He would have that Gambler's stand.

But... why? Why don't the government or the new president uses the fucking corpse like Valentine intended to?

Zeppelis only job in their last fights. what's your point? The Baron, Caesar, Gyro...

>Losing a fight means jobbing now?

Is this your first jojo thread?

When are we going to get Scary Monsters 2 with feathered dinosaurs?

Did they fucking the skip the mange in the manga where Rohan explains to Joseph why his manga is not translated?

Seriously???

It's very useful for killing people without geting caught, what are you talking about?

Worst drawfag i have ever seen

Explain how she "jobbed" the final fight

Gyro didn't really job, but Will and Caesar certainly did. Jolyne didn't job at all, Pucci was just insanely strong.

It's Vanilla Ice's Cream basically.

What the fuck? It's nothing like Cream.

To make sure Johnny wouldn't renege on the deal and leave him to die of infinite rotation while he fucks off with the corpse and a free Gyro?

underrated post

More like Anubis welding Shizuka

How is it anything like Cream? It doesn't disintegrate matter, it just cuts it up.

Soon.

>But... why? Why don't the government or the new president uses the fucking corpse like Valentine intended to?

Didn't Lucy activate the vault elevator? Did they know that someone took the corpse?

She lost. All her friends, she, and her had died. The universe was destroyed. Sorry your favorite jojo is an ultimate jobber

You destroy things without other people seeing it. It's the same effect. "Hurr durr but cream traps people in the dark dimension" yeah yeah i get it. Whatever.

Just letting the corpse sit there is all you need to do. Why else do you think Valentine fanboys were on Johnny's ass as soon as he fetched the corpse?

I'm so fucking excited.

Jobbing doesn't mean what you think it does, user. Pucci was stronger than her, so she lost. She would've jobbed if Pucci was worse than her.

Johnny even stole the fucking corpse and used it, as was explained in part 8.

We don't know what happened later. Government problably took it but we don't know.

We still don't know the corpse is linked to the Roakaka fruits or the fucking Earthquake in Japan.

And i have a feeling, knowing Araki, we will never know. "Just roll with it lol"

pretty sure someone would have to use it?

So, America is a fucking utopia now or what?

See, nothing really changed. Or at least it wasn't explained to us.

That's not jobbing. It was not a defeat that could be seen coming. As opposed to Zeppelis, who are always expected to die, I'm pretty sure most readers did not expect not only the main character, but also the entire crew except for one side character to die to a boss that couldn't be defeated without an asspull or a classic "lol star platinum/same time of stando".

That's not jobbing you cretin. Jobbing is when a characters only purpose is die or lose to another character just to show off how strong the person is.

>Did they know that someone took the corpse?
I think it's implied America's prosperity was tied to the corpse

>Anubis welding Shizuka
I now have this mental image of him going all gooey over her being cute.

>all these mad jolynefags
>top lel

Your favorite jojo is shit and she didn't really accomplished anything

>it was sealed away as the patron deity of the north american continent

youtube.com/watch?v=ky34vzKSc0U

Have you guys seen this? Why does it fit so well?

Ebin troll friend xD

And what does the corpse have to do with fruits from the Guiana highlands (wtf araki, why the hell japanese love this place so much, it's a hellhole) or the Touhou earthquake?

I'm glad the Higashikata plot is finally moving in the manga but jesus... explain SOMETHING araki.

it's literally a mangoo with cool fights and decent artwork at this point. We don't know the plot.

Is Ryuk Light's Stand?

Why does Johnny looks like Gappy here?

What the fuck is this Higashikata stone curse even?

Incredible how the corpse works perfectly for Valentine but with Johnny it's worse than a fucking monkey's paw.

>We don't know the plot.
It's about Josuke finding his identity. Are you able to read at all?

Looks like the power varies a lot. But you could use it in a profession. Like cutting rocks. Or maybe making statues. But I guess regular telekinesis is not involved so it'd still be a lot of heavy lifting.

Could become a burglar too I guess.

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>explain SOMETHING araki.
Answers we've gotten so far:
-who Gappy is
-what the rock men were looking for
-how gappy ended up buried like he did
-what happened to Johnny after SBR

Who is your favourite voice in dub?

Mine is Jonathan. Maybe that's because of persona anime but I find him really fitting

Ok guys im fucking of for the day.

That's because Valentine had Yeezy's blessing. Meanwhile, the corpse told Johnny to shoot himself.

>No Ermes

Truly a shit thread. Father Poochy reboot this thread.

I mean I just assumed that because the corpse was in america it became the catalyst for the earthquakes in Morioh

That earthquake happened in real life too, you know. It doesn't need to have some supernatural explanation.

And all other subplots can suck it? Amazing, user!

I didn't say that. I just told you what the main plot is.

Joseph worst jojo confirmed.

>We don't know the plot.
It says it's about lifting a curse right in chapter one.

Answers we haven't gotten 60 chapters in:

>Who the fuck was Josefumi
>What the fuck are the Rock Men
>What a fucking earthquake has to do with stands (since chapter 1) I guess Araki forgot too
>What does the corpse have to do with the Higashikata's family curse, or are they cursed at all
>What are the rokaka fruits (it will problably be random fruit with strange powers)

New thread where?

The manga hasn't finished, so I don't really know why you're acting like we'll never get the answers.

It just hit bump limit calm down

>Who the fuck was Josefumi
We do though.
>>What a fucking earthquake has to do with stands
It's not about the earthquake, it's something about the soil near the wall eyes. That's probably the corpse's contribution to the story. Several characters have said people who hang out there get stands and Norisuke's mother carried the curse over there. That must be the corpse's doing.
>What does the corpse have to do with the Higashikata's family curse
Why would it have anything to do with it?

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>Who the fuck was Josefumi
>What the fuck are the Rock Men
>What are the rokaka fruits (it will problably be random fruit with strange powers)
All 3 of these have been answered.

was there ever any information about what happened to Fugo after he left them? did he just fade away into the distance?

read purple haze feedback

i can understand the whole body acceptance thing, i grew up with some pretty bad self-image issues, but jesus fucking christ there needs to be SOME sort of limit. how do people become this far gone without realizing "oh shit, i gotta change something"? if i eat like shit for so much as a couple days i feel it

He fought Tonio's evil brother and rejoined the Gang

> And Buccellati's gang were never even assassins and actively looked down on those that were, so it makes no sense.
Well, Buccellati did. Maybe this is wrong, but I don't remember the other gang members having as strict a moral code as Bruno did. I always got the sense it was mostly on his end, and everyone else just abided because he was the leader.

Google Images doesn't lie.

umm, fuck off??

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That's funny, I just found this

Google NEVER lies

...I know that faggot.

The fucking faults the Earthquake created gives people Stands. How is that not supernatural? The fucking Wall Eyes?

It does need an explanation since the fruit or whatever is connected to it.

Or at the very least, what created the Wall Eyes. The earthquake just put them above ground.

this is the only correct post

now stop with the google images stuff because you're all wrong, except you, part 5 guy, you're cool

Because we didn't get all answers in previous parts.

Some stuff just happen.

I'm used to it.

Thanks user. Have a nice day

It's almost like people can improve at writing, or something.

There's a novel exactly about that.

>Or at the very least, what created the Wall Eyes. The earthquake just put them above ground.
That's exactly what I'm getting at, buddy. The earthquake itself was just an earthquake.

Anyone else ready to see JoJo fail horribly on toonami?

Most animeonlys can't get through Phantom Blood without dropping the series, and that's watching episode back to back. There's no way it'll survive on Toonami through Phantom Blood.

Don't even joke, motherfucker.