Kantai Collection/KanColle

Demon god thighs.

I want to catch those tatsuta's tatsutas

>he doesn't like Iowa

Oh wow

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Who is this "he" you speak of?

You're getting drunk tonight, admiral.

Okay, but she is still not ready to drink, so I will get hammered and she drinks some orange juice.

>you will never have little girls trying to get your drunk with them

Oh cheese and crackers.

I don't drink alcohol, sweetie.

Let me drink your piss instead.

That's fine, you're the only one that is required to be incapacitated.

Explain the Yuugumos.

You wouldn't happen to consider marrying a single mother of two right?

Only if it's Champagne, I need to celebrate.

Naganami is for rough FUCKING.

>consider marrying a single mother

No. No thanks.

They only want to take advantage of their admiral. Don't get stuck alone with one.

Yukikaze.
>Saw the death of the combined fleet
>Survived the last sortie of Yamato
>turned over to ROC
>China turned red, barely made it out to Taiwan
>Last Japanese tin can by 1970

Why does she fit the single mother with two hyperactive kids living on food stamps characterization so well?

>Moyes

>one
Or several of them?

If by well taken care of you mean decommissioned in 1953 and then used as target practice in the 70s.

Z 1 B O Y S
3
B
O
Y
S

(and Bismark)

How many ships has been sunk because of Moyes?

Soviets could not take care of shit when it came to ships.

>Bismark
You are trying to trigger me.

You forgot rat infested.

Is this her battle pose?

>war ends
>only DDs left are Hibiki, Ushio and Yukikaze
>Yukikaze watches one friend get scrapped, while the other becomes part of a potential enemy fleet.

Yes, for night battles.

If there's more than one it's already too late to worry about getting trapped.

Fuck, it's late.

Amatsukaze for season 2 MC!

What did she do to make you hate her this much?

Le cut inside ship.

Oh you mean torpedo lesbian?

KTKM should leave my DDs alone.

That's Ooi.

Both of them are.

>Kiso is cute!

Reminder that Zuikaku >> Kaca

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At being a lesbian?

Zuikaku is a good girl.

She really is one of the best yuri girls.

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My CVA seems a bit different...

So does my Shoukaku.

>CVA

>tatsuta
>physically harming your admiral

She'd be scrapped in a heartbeat.

all hail zuikaga!

Yeah! Post more yuri!

sure!

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HOW?

>tfw desire to play the game/watch the show/whatever just to contextualize the massive amounts of hentai you have for it
This pattern has pulled me into more series than I care to admit.

You have good taste. And also a death wish.

i like to live life on the edge

More post more yuri!

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I'm going to cum inside Souryuu four times tonight!

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Kiyoshimo is my daughteru!

Here's a salute to outfit trends that faded too soon.

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Stop you bastard

>zip-up one-piece swimsuit
The trend only lasted five minutes, but it was a damn good five minutes.

NEVER!

I said stop it you fucking cunt!

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Oh my, I think Mucchan is the best!

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She's ok.

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Why kagafag is not considered as an avatarfag which should be banned?
Is there a loophole on this case? or mods just don't care?

He doesn't always post images.

And yes mods don't care either way.

I wish tatsuta and mo admiral got married

Well, I will just wait for Enterprise to be in the game then.

Any Yorktown would suffice really.

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Would Kongou let me fuck her butt?

Yeah that outfit looks out of place. Not as bad as Musashi's though.

Miss Warspite, your Engrish is a widdle awkwawrd.

I want to breed with Ooi.

Kiyoshimo is perfect for lewd and rough sex.

Worst sister knows no class and quickly turned into everyone-bullies-me disgrace.

I love me some pretty crane

I'm marrying Murakumo

She doesn't seem thrilled about it.

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She's just tsun-tsun sometimes

Give Mura a shark to make her happy

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Shoukaku is a good girl.

What's taking you so long?

Oreo a cute

Dem Shoukaku genes, man

Even on your wedding day?

Ooi is for breeding.

Ooi is for ignoring while you fuck KTKM-sama instead.

Hi

Why is Ro so cute and sexy at the same time?

Is your boat earning honest money?

yes, my boat has a job

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Those hips are righteous.

>thumblr

Sup, long Hoppou.

No, she's a lazy boat.

>her best outfit is fan-made
Wherefore?

wtf punish lazy boats

But of course.

Kashitma a shit.

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fuck off

You taste is garbage.

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Yeah, Kashima's great.

Something's wrong with my Kongou.

Sometimes I suspect that Kongou might have the hots for Teitoku.

Today's the day!

You've been ignoring her in favor of that skank Iowa, haven't you?

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I literally would not change a single thing about her.

Not really no. I don't really care for Iowa.

I get the same feeling sometimes. She seems oddly thirsty at times.

Kongo is lebsian for Iowa!

Happy Birthday, Kashima!

I want to take advantage of her by touching her inappropriately.

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>Kumamiko remake
Soon.

I want her to take advantage of me by touching me inappropriately.

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Catfight?

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Wrong, Kongou only has eyes for the admiral.

>for any admiral
Fixed

No she is lesbain and wants sex.

Remind me why footfags are not the most degenerate people.

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There are worse things that people like.

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See

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I-Is this an angel?

>that last page
A fallen angel with the devil's charm.

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>Symmetrical docking

Yes please

Her hull keeps over-heating, which is kind of worrisome. I'm flattered that she comes to me for help with it, but she refuses to go to the docks to get it sorted, for some reason.

It's rather odd.

Yes more yuri!

My favorite girls are Kashima, Murakumo and Mutsu.

Rate my taste (it's perfect I know)

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>trying to seduce a married man
What a fucking bitch, she should know he belongs to Haguro.

How do you solve these issues?

Oops forgot to post the last page.

Takao and Atago might be the only ones with upper hulls to rival BBs.

Seems iowa makes a habit of this.

I'm not sure exactly. It's a weird condition.

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She's a boob connoisseur.

Slut.

Yeah yuri!

Which is why I want them to get that artist back to at least give them an updated CG if a Kai 2 is out of the question.

>bigger than a BB

Chalk one up for tittiest CA

C A N O N I C A L L Y M A L E

Two can play at this game.

That's Bismarck you mong.

Kashima is a good girl

Hence why i said two can play at it. Bismarck two can play the docking game.

Good girls wear bras and panties, and she doesn't. She knows what she is doing.

Good girls don't go after married men.

I want to play the docking game with Bismarck instead.

I thought that artist's TTK hadn't married Haguro yet?

How do you pronounce Bismark?

Bee-schmack?

Hi hip hop.

>"two"
>not "too"
And yes I am a grammar nazi.

Takao class is mighty as fuck.

Would you praise Bisko for sucking 20 different dicks?

He has.

[citation needed]

I'd praise her for sucking my dick 20 times.

Mou sugoi Bismarck-san!

>Bismark
They're doing it again.

Not him, but she really doesn't. However, it could be just a Parsley thing.

20 cocks at once?

If not it's not a big deal...

Why would I praise her for something she never did?

Kashima is utterly delicious and well deserving of the hilarious amounts of porn she's getting.

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This is the sugoi carrier JSDF Kaga-san

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Kaga*

Cute Nowacchi!

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Kaga is a good girl

I want Kashima to sit on my face.

Cute Kaga-san

What a dumb shit.

She's so cute.

2nd cutest Kagerou.

ZuiKaga a cute

Only hipsters like Nowaki.

Nyawaki!

Mini Kaga a moe

She is best lesbian destroyer. She only want sex with Maikaze.

I-19? More like Slut-19 amirite?

Yes yuri!

>titty-sub
Do we like Nimu more now?

Her sister is secretly a bigger slut.

But neither of them are sluts.

Nimu is a innocent girl with a lewd body, practically Ushio, but genki.

I wonder what the shitty Admiral is doing?

>yuri
No, it's Kaga

Two sluts are better than one. Nimu is nice but I prefer the original slut.

All shipgirls are pure and not for lewds

This

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I'm jerking off to Akebono!

In a row??

Agreed.

Yep.

Lies and you know it. Some ships were built for lewding.

Unlike most of you, I an turned on by the old lady.

She has a piss doujin. That's good enough for me.

She does?

>All shipgirls are used goods and are for lewds
Fixed.

>All shipgirls are pure, but are for lewds. Especially Kuma
Fixed.

toranoana.jp/mailorder/article/04/0030/37/98/040030379812.html

It's not uploaded anywhere though.

>魔法乙女　～　キラキラ神風
Airing soon.

Oh those Abyssals.

Can't wait for her NTR doujins

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The art is kinda shit though.

>pure
No proof either way, so I can't say they are or are not.
>not for lewds
That is absolutely false and you know it. What else is there after the war is done?

Didn't an user fap to Iowa while onboard USS Iowa?

You love that recent non-H doujin featuring her.

>Senpai~

yes i do

None of the kanmusu are pure.

No, he posted a picture and wanted to. Too many witnesses.

Which kanmusu that you'd feel guilty that you fapped to her?

Celebrating kashima birthday. Sexually

Zuihou for some reason.

Natori.

Takao a lovely

Zuihou's the ship I fap to the most.

I am going to SEXUALLY FUCK this shimo

You're neglecting Kamo again aren't you?

>dork
>fappable

I need her for 6-4, so no.

だれ？（笑

Sadly yes, in the last event for example.

Zuikaku > Shoukaku

I let have her flying boat at all times, what else could she want?

I want her to get me drunk and sexually FUCK me.

She's quite fappable.

This sounds very lewd.

Soon™

I love when a cute girl boasts on how powerful and dangerous she is just to be dominated like that.

That's because I want to do many lewd things with Bismarck.

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Please.

Nope, not one bit.

Which kamo would you kamo?

Why not both?

The one that wants my warm and bitter yogurt.

You may only receive the gift of Bismarck's love if you truly love the Bismarck. Only then is it acceptable to lewd the Bismarck.

what would an american destroyer look like?

The one that is obviously much cuter

She wants her admiral!

Guess who's turning 17 years old again tomorrow!

I'll marry her and make her a mother while holding her hand if that's what you mean. I want post-impregnation cuddles with her too.

Kashima?

bongo dess?

A little Iowa with B cup tits.

dec.2chan.net/60/src/1474709649900.jpg
Like this?

We all know that the American destroyers will all be oppai lolis.

I was thinking she'd be on top, but that works quite well too.

Literally perfect.

So they'd be shit?

Ahahahaha

>exhentai.org/g/979731/54877938f9/
You wouldn't take advantage of Kashima as she sleeps, would you?

your arrow is backwards

I totally would.

Aye, tis exactly what i mean.

I'm really hope there's at least a few people who take notice.

>1/1 Kashima
My wallet.

What horrifies Kongou so?

Hey guys I'm new here could you tell me who officially agreed upon best girl is?

Kase Daiki draws some pretty cute botes.

It's you're waifu

There is no universal agreement on this topic and it's dumb to even ask it now get out.

Marvelous. The face reminds me of those creepy -- whatever they're called, the anime face-masks.

I won't get it, mostly because I don't have room for such a thing and you can't fuck it.

Once you're waifu finds you, you will know without a shadow of a doubt.

Stupid question, but: it's from WonFes?

where to buy?

Animegao?

Boat.

Pure loli fleet when?

Just use 6 Mutsukis.

I thought those were called kigurumi or something

Kigurumi usually refers to any kind of full-body costume. Animegao is just another form of kigurumi.

I thought so too.

You mean better.

Oppai lolis are shit though.

>Animegao
That's such a stupid name though. It doesn't sound real.

>non-Nip referring to another non-Nip as nee-sama

God damn, this annoys me.

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Oh no!

> Only 20

They ate good.

Wouldn't 1:1 be the size of the actual ship?

>20
Kongou has already sucked 100

Admiral, why do you keep ignoring Akizuki's heartfelt love confessions?

I like playing hard to get.

What confessions? I keep her as my secretary, but she won't shut up about the moon. I guess I'll ring one of her sisters instead.

Actual shipgirl.
It's been known for a while that the girls are human sized.

What confession?

She won't give up!

Listen to my Kagaenka

How far will she go to get me?

She'll go until you start noticing what she's telling you.

I'd like to see a ship sized Kashima now

Just admit it, you're just pretending to ignore her because she comes off as desperate and has the baggage of having two mouths to feed.

But I didn't.

It begins.

That sounds like a pain. I'll just marry someone else instead.

Kamikaze, Akizuki, or Ashigara?

Kamikaze.

Ashigara.

I think it's because marrying Akizuki will make them seem like a cuck because they'll be having to feed their wife's kids.

I really, really REALLY like Yamashiro.

Kamikaze is the cutest.

The oldest one will always be the most desperate.

I don't.

She doesn't like you though.

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She does.

Which one has the tastiest pee? And what about the tastiest armpits?

Not if you actually read her lines.

I read between the lines.

Good for her, I wish her all the luck in whatever she's trying to achieve.

Whatever do you mean? She's always full of vigor and ready for action. Never seen her beg for anything, and its so nice of her to think of her siblings.

She did mention the moon once and seemed hesitant to explain why she did. Guess it has something to do with Leyte, poor thing.

great taste user.

I want to make her feel lucky.

Look at those perfect aryans

She'll probably feel the luckiest if you never talk to her or Fusou ever again. There's a reason she won't marry you.

>T-thank you. But, my heart shall always be with Fusou-neesan's... Sorry.
user I, she may think you're a good person but her heart is still towards her sister. The seasonals after her Kai Ni line just enforce it.

Ashigara is the closest.

Actually I think Kamikaze is closest to menopause.

Oh ye of little faith.

It's no good to be in denial user. Unless you're just a masochist?

>You'll never get pegged by Prinz

IT'S NOT TOO LATE!
SHE CAN STILL GET MARRIED!

A little of column a a little of column b.

Akizuki > Kamikaze >> Ashigara

Poor girl.

Don't bring up the M word around her.

Why does she want to be a battleship?

>Got her Kai ni in late 2014
>Every seasonal she has is Fusou this and Fusou that which started in 2015
That's somehow even worse than Hiei, at least not all her seasonals are about Kongou. The hell devs?

Because her real life ship, along with Shimikaze, rescued survivors off the Musashi when she sank.

They decided to give that gimmick to her because, well, all other gimmicks were used up and its strangely fitting considering her voice and design.

Because she wants to be old and busted, like battleships were and still are.

Out of all the siscon ships, only Chiyoda is actually hostile to the admiral. The rest actually do like the admiral-they just like their sisters more.

she just doesn't want the admiral to see her talking to his sister about her feelings to the admiral. Same goes with Ooi
what if she's just testing the admiral?
I hope she would get her an hourly lines someday.

Chiyoda isn't all that hostile, she at times shows concern and does some actions that show she does in a way like her TTK, but she loves her sister more.

Kamikaze = Akizuki > Ashigara

>I hope she would get her an hourly lines someday.

Never give up hope.

>over three years into the lifespan of the game
>still so many girls without hourly lines
It hurts.

>Chiyoda
What. Only Yamashiro is.

Not even Ooi minds if you go for her sister instead of her.

>Battleships old and busted
>In nip kantai kessen wankery simulator

Верный collab when?

What matters now are either torp CI DD/CL(T)/CA, daihatsu/tank carriers or opening ASW. The only BB that fits any of this is Bismarck (torp CI) and even then a CA is better.

I want to be pegged by Prinz

>Yamashiro
>hostile

Clearly you haven't read her lines. Most of the time she seems neutral towards the admiral.

Chiyoda, OTOH, constantly complains about Chitose paying more attention to the admiral than to her.

You know there's only one way to find that out. Perhaps you wouldn't mind testing it out?

You're going to say "I read between the lines" again, right?

Chiyoda will complain but that's it; she'll just let you. She won't put up a fight.

I'm not sure what she needs me to do, but I'm willing to help Kamikaze out. I hope she's clear with the instructions.

Did you all celebreat Oktoberfest with your favorite German ship?

How long until Yamato realizes her admiral doesn't actually love her and only cares about her AP shells?

not sure on what month/date the start of oktoberfest on the other countries but in my country it starts on October

You don't need to worry about anything other than making sure you have a marriage ring ready.

I'm not sure what for, but if it helps out with these tests then alright I guess.

But I love my cute Hotel.

There's nothing wrong with treating Yamato like an expensive prostitute that you only visit when you have enough resources to throw around.

It starts on the 3rd Saturday in September and ends on either the 1st Sunday in October or the 3rd of October, whichever is later.

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Kasumin in mine!

Which ships are excited for Civ VI?

Yodo.

I love you the most, Kaga-san!

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My nigga.

Posting superior Kaga.

She is very lewd.

Cutie.

But that's NotKaga

>not 青い魔法乙女　～　神風R

That's pretty hot.

I love it when she praises my boypussy to be the best just like whatever she's saying in that mango.

Yes and?

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Best Kaga-san

Mou sugoi NotKaga-san!

I need more fanarts of Kaga-san destroying NotKaga-san

Reppuu mules don't destroy not-Kaga, or for htat matter anything that isn't small fry. That's the escort fleet and BBs' job.

Why are you keep posting this ugly DDH not Kaga-san?
Not a Kaga

How about Akagi destroying Kaga?

>keep posting
The last time this image was posted was in April. And it's a more realistic Kaga-san, since she's actually using the helicopters she'll only ever carry.

Stay in denial
Akagi is weaker than Kaga-san

Why are you keep posting this ugly DDH not Kaga-san?

>inb4 you copy my response
>boards.fireden.net/a/search/filename/Kaga DDH 32.jpg/

To operate V/STOL aircraft like the F-35, a carrier needs a ski-jump ramp, which Kaga lacks.

What is a good naval game simulator user? Is HOI 4 up to it?

Mou sugoi Akagi-san.

That's just a coincidence alright
>Here we go again

>Sameretard

But it's true. In order to actually make a vertical takeoff, a V/STOL needs to be free of any external load, hence the ski-jump ramp.

Thanks for the couple of (You)s Kagafag!

Don't bother, this has been said a billion times and he will continue to be in denial about it.

You only want to bully her, you're very cruel.

I am aware of this. I'm just spelling it out for casual observers.

>Akagi is weaker than Kaga-san
Honestly the difference is insignificant nowadays. With full-chevron Reppuu, Kaga is incapable of gaining air superiority from Akagi with the same loadout. Since opening attack damage calculations is based on the square root of the slot, Kaga's advantage in opening phase is only slightly more significant than Akagi's advantage in shelling phase due to her higher Firepower.

DDH Kaga-san and F-35b strong!

>Helicopters
So are those JGSDF F-35s or US Carrier F-35s?

Mou sugoi Akagi-san!

Keep shitposting by the way, I need to dump yurishit next thread.

You too for ganged up on me
DDH Kaga

Just dump it in /u/.

Lewdaachi

No :^)

>:^)
Not that guy but why is this allowed?

So you're one of the reasons these threads went to shit.

No lewding my wife.

How would you feel if I lewded your wife?

She lewds herself.

Not him but I wouldn't mind. All of them are for lewd anyway.

Yes lewding Poi.

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I would think that you have good taste.

Get these threads moved to /vg/.

I wanna punch her face.

Good luck with that.

>Yurishitter
>Kagafag
Disgusting.

It's time

Be careful, she bites.

Soon :^)

Who can refuse the poi? A ship this appealing must be lewded.

Kagafan*
Delicious*
Sorry guys, my bad

I don't think so.

I wouldn't mind seeing /kcg/ play in the /vg/ league Tbh.

That's cute.

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What's BB and CA mean?

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lolnope. Time for dinner.

Battleship, heavy cruiser.

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Thank you KTKM-sama!

>Google search: 神風R
What in tarnation is that.

All hail KTKM-sama.

>Being this desperate
Disgusting, kill yourself retard

Thank you based cut-inside-ship

The best seal-clubbing DD in World of Warships before Tier 5 got fucked over.

I do get this desperate as a stats fag during last dance of an event to sortie KTKM.

>ms cum-inside ship

Are you retarded?

Wow rude.

When your "rules" threads are being deleted on sight? Good luck with that.

Really?

Mou sugoi KTKM-sama!

Mou sugoi Kaga-san!
Kaga is love, Kaga is life!

Haha no

Bitter loser.

I leave for a week and you niggers turn this into full on image dump.

>Being this slow
See

>your
Not mine, and I don't agree with the meta general, but there are a few points where I agree with it.

I will slow clap now. But really, what's the fascination with getting the last image post BEFORE the bump limit?

Iowa, fuck yeah!

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Meant to

Who are you?

>niggers
It's Googles now.

Autism

>Houshou
too old for that shit

There was no meaning to it before Kagashitter kept on taking it. Now it has meaning.

Fuck off faggot.

This

Shut your whore mouth, Kitakamifag

It was a full-on image dump before you left and it will be a full-on image dump even if you leave again.

Sometimes you'll get translations, but those are just fresh image-dumps.

*Kitakamifan

My bad, Lagafags!

Kagafans*
My bad again!

I'm talking about how the image limit keeps being reached long before the bump limit. I looked back on the archives to check and it seems it has happened in every thread for the past several days.

Everything would be better if we get rid of the foreign ships, starting with the Germans.

Mou sugoi Kaga-san!

Look mom I posted it again!

Kaga wins again

>Implying the kriegsmarine ships haven't always been the best part of KanColle.
If anything the foreign ships have helped make the game more interesting by adding in more ships.

Reminder that if you want to get rid of Kagafag, go on IRC and complain about him to a mod/janny.

*Everything would be better if we get rid of the Kagafag.
My bad Germanfans!

The rightful last image, , was post 464. That's pretty close to bump limit.

And several months ago Lagaposter was regularly pushing the threads to image limit well before bump limit.

>The rightful last image
Says no one ever

Yuri queen Kaga will always be the champion lesbian.

Kaga is the strongest

Let me rephrase.
>The first image that reached the imagelimit

Stop stealing Kagafans exclusive memes.

How can a janny see this and tell themselves
>Yeah this is fine, this perfectly fine. Yep!

Maybe tomorrow.

>memes
But it's not a meme

He loves Kaga!

Sleep with me,
Yes?

Maybe tomorrow.

I love Kaga-san the most!

Kagaanon is my waifu.
Original content do not steal.

Kagawaifu is my waifu

Perhaps you should get on IRC and explain the situation? Oh wait, no you won't. You'll continue to bitch and moan while never actually doing anything to get rid of him.

Are you guys lonely in the IRC? Do you want somebody to talk with?

I am going to rape your kagaanon and nothing is going to stop me!

Sweet christ, Cred Forums id system when? It seems the only way this kagafag will be forced to stop samefaging all the time.

I like Ooyodo

>samefaging
We weren't

Kaga is love, Kaga is life

Kaga is diarrhea

You're doing it wrong.

Kaga is shit regardless.

Still wrong

Kaga is wrong.

Kaga got AIDS from sucking too much nigger dick.

IDs won't work for mobileposters.

Very very wrong

Nah, liking Kaga is wrong aka the epitome of shit taste.