Monster Musume thread

... I sometimes forget because during the week I only post during breaks in the lab, but Cred Forums is a weird fucking place

I am going to marry this spider!

>Reminder Ms. Smith is chief's slut.

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Its my 24th Birthday
draw a picture of Darling sleeping on the back of best girl [(Cerea)/spoiler]

I've got a better idea, you shoot yourself and end the farce that is your life.

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[/spoiler/]/[spoiler/]//FUCKING SPOILERS, MAN//]/spoiler//][/spoiler]/

Pretty sure all the girls have human genitalia

So edgy, why not slit your wrists with it?

Does that mean whorse is not a girl?

I'm not the one that needs to kill themselves here

Centaurs have horse pussies, we haven't seen spider pussy, and the rest have confirmed human pussy

I forgot about horse, she's the only outlier.

Suu has jello pussy, but that's fine in my book. I'm the greatest jellofucker.

Sounds like it to me.

It's safe to assume that Spider has human vagina based upon Crab's short series

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>papi
>human pussy

naw man, shes got a hybrid hole, with a tube for laying eggs

I want to be dominated by this Nazi spider.

What compelled you on April 13th to save that shitty Cred Forums image?

Reread Papi's intro in Ch. 3 and it will all make sense. Well. the OP will make sense anyway; everything else is out of my control.

Would you?

I want to be dominated by Tio.

Cave her skull in with a 2x4 and buy her in a shallow grave?
Yes I would

Aww ye-

>Image actually loads

Disgusting

She's a big girl.

I love this dullahan!

youtube.com/watch?v=dNYf894ZM8U

I wonder what dances Miia can do on my dick

>outlier.
You misspelled "monster girl for girl monster fans" user.

I'd rather centaur Rach.

Perfect size actually

Centaur Rachnee is best Rach.

big is best

Just how many brain cells does someone need to be missing before they consider themselves a fan of this retard?

youtube.com/watch?v=-1yzoiUIGGs

Tio's a short stack ogre though. She's very sensitive about it too.

Best dressed snek.

I watch some of his videos unironically. He makes for some pretty good reaction images.

I don't follow 2x6 Breast, so I have to ask this. Why is he blue in that panel?

>Miia swaying her hips with your dick inside of her

Same amount required to like this

I guess I'm just too old and jaded to understand what kids these days find funny.

all of them

The guy is funny as fuck, and despite his appearance and brand of humor, is quite intelligent.

hypocritical humor?

>ywn have Miia seduce you with exotic dance.

user stop, fucking lamias do weird fucking things to my fucking dick.

He has some good shit but 3d does not belong here.

Just don't get so entranced that you try to dance along with her.

RIP TTF

Moar exotic Lamia dancing!

of course, what else would you use to fuck a lamia?

because the guy who edited this did a bad shading
or he tried to hide the MC

>lamias do weird fucking things to my fucking dick.
Lucky you.

>tfw I don't like dancing and am not aroused by it
>Miia's my waifu

Who has the best tits and why is it Tio?
>Huge
>Soft
>Delicious brown
>Smells nice
>Relaxing

>Miia will never give you morning blowjobs

You fucking will if you care about your relationship.

TOO PURE

I'm not a big dancer but I would do it for Miia

Also Miia belly dances are sexy as fuck are you gay?

I'll bet dollars to doughnuts that seeing Miia give a private performance of the dance of the seven veils would change your mind.

Is it weird that the two legs turn me off more than the penis?

I don't know why, but the thought of waking up to a beautiful girl lustfully giving you a blowjob makes me harder than diamonds

>I don't know why the thought of an attractive woman preforming oral sex on me turns me on

you might be retarded user

Because that's the best way to start a day.

Not him but that thought just depresses me instead.

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Sexy snek dancing.

Does she wear perfume? What kind? No offense to her but I imagine large girls like that have a strong scent so I could see her being super clean with scents on all the time.

Meant for

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Sexy snek honking

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>Does she wear perfume? What kind?
Natural pheromones. Highly attractive, yet relaxing ones.

I meant why that specific circumstance. Normal blowjobs are fine, but waking up to one just seems hotter.

Since you're not all there during the act, there's the impression that she's doing it because she enjoys it, not because you'll enjoy it. That's something to pat yourself on the back about.

I want to be sandwiched in her boobs for eternity

I forget, what chapter is it where Miia's mom shows up?
And what chapter is it her and Cerea's mom are there?

That page and this have me putting DMB's "Crush" at the head of the queue.

>I forget, what chapter is it where Miia's mom shows up?
27
>And what chapter is it her and Cerea's mom are there?
28 for Cerea's mom, all the moms - V& omake.

Fuck me.
29 for Cerea's mom. V7 omake for all of them together.

Maybe if you're a fatass or a guy who's more focused on /fit/ than flexibility.

Rotate your spine ccw 350 degrees at the waist and get back to me.

>implying Miia actually did that
All that chapter showed was her swaying her hips back and forth. Not her fault they're worse at following calisthenics instructions than she is at following recipes.

>All that chapter showed was her swaying her hips back and forth.
Read her instructions.

Then that's their own damn fault for trying to "wrap their coils" instead of just folding their legs to sit.

She looks so happy in the first panel.

RIP manlet

Took a break from mom.

Oh shit, I almost forgot to thank you.

Thank you, user. Cheers to you, I hope your night is going well.

Not unless she gets beaten by a small child.

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Evil Miia is olev

Indeed

You mean a small child and her busty sidekick.

>ywn redeem evil Miia and travel the world as righteous lovers
>ywn be corrupted by evil Miia and travel the world as feared overlords

EVOL.
Pic.

Hebi ga waga teki wo kurau!

I want to marry this snake.

I want them all. The rest of the household as well.

yoooooooooooo

Fuck escapism.

Once more with brain engaged.

Marry Rach and Cerea, adopt Burb, burb will help raise Centaur and Spooder brood.

Which one is nicknamed "escapism?"

Kurusu.

Papi deserves better than to be your nanny. Fuck you.

I mean, she'll get the D too!

Escapism makes life tolerable.

I want to go on an adventure with that snek.

Suu knows where the threesomes can be found. Lala , of course, is a threesome all by herself.

►Marry

Too bad harem endings are shit.

Ice 3

Why do fan artists so frequently over inflate one bit or another of characters? It's always bugged me.

Hug her

Where is the fug option?

Unlocked once she gets promoted to the wife character class

If I'm going down the imaginary lover rabbit hole, I'm grabbing every hot girl in the series and giving myself both inhuman stamina and a cock that would make Ron Jeremy go, "Nice."

Are you that same faggot from yesterday?

You're the reason why Coldsteel OCs exist.

How many people have Darling and the girls helped throughout the series?

What's the point when life is so fucking boring

I'm not good at lying to myself.

Immersing yourself in fiction. Why do you think people crave VR so much?

Crabman shouldn't have created the second who.
>busty sidekick
user...

Including themselves?

Tree girl
Snatch theft victim
Polt
Kii
Lilith(technically. She was being chased by the boar after all)
Market MILFs(entertaining their kids)
Yukio
Luz
Farm girls
Oct
Yuuhi(for a given value of "help")

Those are the ones I remember off the top of my head.

>Why do you think people crave VR so much?
This.
youtube.com/watch?v=sIc8krqspIc

>busty sidekick
>user...
Even a Japanese 'G' is nohing to sneeze at.

youtube.com/watch?v=vLuB0A_j5bQ

The time is coming my friends.

>youtube.com/watch?v=vLuB0A_j5bQ
Not until all five senses, plus things like kinesthesia and the other less defined inputs are all drive-able from the outside.

Stop mixing your horseshit ideology with my waifu user. And besides, you realize Trump would probably hate anyone who likes Mon Mus right?

It's going to take us at least another decade before VR is good enough.

>implying he'd hate a legal citizen

I'm pretty sure he doesn't actually care about Japanese anime of any kind.

We're in the "pong" stage of VR remember it's only been a little less than 30 years since the original Super Mario Brothers came out. THe pace of technological advancement is speeding up not slowing down.

We'll make it there my brothers.

It's boobs are fake. It uses magic to have them bigger.

No my pessimistic pal. Its boobs are huge and it uses magic to make them appear small, in order to lure fans of DFC close enough to seize them then force them to see the truth, that all boobs are great no matter what their size.

>all boobs are great no matter what their size
Bullshit. We all know big tits are better than A-Cups. The who is nothing but a loli that uses magic to seduce men to screw her only to reveal her true form and they get arrested or in worst case, take their souls.

one more edit

I apologize to everyone in the thread that I might have insulted in the past for not spotting the resident boor. This time I fell for it.

keked and checked

I just realized I've been lurking this shitty general for over a year and now I just want to kill myself as a self punitive apology for wasting my life.

How does one cope with this feel?

You live your life to improve for her.
That is what I settled on.

kill yourself

4 years of being in the mon musu threads, though they wheren't always generals

Just enjoy the ride user, new OC and stuff being made all the time

Sounds like a plan!

Masturbate first. Then decide if you really want to kill yourself. Worst case scenario, you go out on a high note.

Try auto-erotic asphyxiation. You won't know if you're comin' or goin'

This. Always masturbate right before making an important decision

Unless you've let it take you away from your real life, there's nothing to worry about. I for one find that becoming an elitist prick helps keep the demons of mediocrity and self loathing at bay. Being helpful also helps, but remember to conceal your aid in sarcasm to keep from cringing when you reread posts.

But I want the blue pill.

Fug the Papi's papis. You'll be aight.

Don't forget! Committing suicide forfeits your right to have your waifu in the afterlife!

Try being one of the few holdouts from before the monster girl exodus.

Screw the red / blue nonsense, user. Taste the rainbow instead.

>holdouts from before the monster girl exodus.
It's not like we didn't deserve it. Acres of Green texted CYOA is about as not Cred Forums as one can get.

VR isn't going to be good in at least 50 years (I made this number up, but initial VR is going to be incredibly shitty).

There's no point in being sad over things you can't control.

Reminder once you die it's all over! No afterlife, no rebirth, only nothingness! Live your life to its fullest!

You must contemplate suicide at least once a week to post on Cred Forums

>Taste the rainbow
Lick Kino's pussy

Funny enough, not much has changed since then.

And now these threads are being scrutinized just like the old ones

Not with that attitute.

Remember last week when the server went down(as it does every few months)? Hiroshima tweeted "go take a walk". As if.

I don't know why, but I honestly feel like an announcement saying that Monster Girls are real could come any month now. It's not that I'm blindly hopeful or naïve, I feel like I can remember it. Like deja vu of something that hasn't happened yet.

But I'm not a programmer/modeller.

Yeah, right. Next you'll tell me capitalism's end is near too!

Find the nearest programmer you can. Start throwing money at them while they work. Make sure to use the coins first.

Honestly, I hope not. Considering how things are (at least in my backwater shithole of a country), it would be much too tragic for them to reveal themselves now.

Fewer threads would be better, but the manga and anime remain at least near the focus of the posts. I admit both that moderation results vary widely and that I myself would be okay with these de facto generals getting wiped out. That said, as long as they're here, I'll pop in and look to add some humor, snark, or T&A to the on-going discussion.

T&A?

If it does and there's nothing but bug girls, I'll probably align myself with our resident racist and persuade impressionable young men to snackbar for the cause.

Terrible & Atrocious.

Tits and ass, user. Stop making me feel old.

I want to like this shot, but it still looks like he's popping a zit

Just think of it as sap (cause it is)

Ass n tiddies

I hope you're right.

What do you mean? Also what country?

If monster girls become real and they're all like the evil MGQ ones, I'd be pissed. Also probably already dead/mindbroken.

Is this more up your alley?

>Every one wants a piece of that tree.
Kii is a severely under appreciated character.

>that red eye shadow
Sweet baby Jesus, Crabman, why do you do this to me.

Would water/10

>Reminder Ms. Smith is Best Girl.

All must be exterminated.

[F]

Any cute pictures of Draco?

Preferably with kids or married

Smith is worst girl for not helping Kii live with Papi and Suu.
Now she has to spend her winters alone and cold.

Come on, user. Rachnera is a babe. Kiira is seriously hot. She's hot under the collar, mind you, but hot none the less. Crab's butterfly girl from Monster Girl Report was awesome, as well.

>not even a monster girl
Why are you even here?

that's what she wants you to think

Kii would never abandon the forest, papi and suu would never abandon darling.

Humans are always the real monsters.

Do you not realize it? The true monsters were humans all along
DEUS VULT

>end of the manga
> last page
>"in the end, we were all monmusume"
[I've lost it, I know I can kill"

Was that short of the girls finding darling porn mags a 4koma or canon short by crabman?

Can someone post it?

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Butterfly girl I could maybe still fool myself into thinking she's a pixie. Kiira's creepy VA prosthetic claws are too monster for me.

If Crab ever decides to expand, I could see Kii living in the backyard or something for the reason of the forest never actually being cleaned up. Be it Smith to lazy/busy to get a work order in, or Polt can't get enough people to help consistently.
However with the sauna being built in the forest now, its less likely than before. Kinda a small landmark or something.
What does Kii need with a sauna anyway?

Web short, number 59 in short. How canon were they? I'd say that they're at roughly the same level as the omakes, that is, if they agree with me they're canon, if not they're not.

Cant we all Coexist?

>What does Kii need with a sauna anyway?
She may not be able to go dormant for the winter. Kurusu did suggest that she's from a warmer climate in Tio's date chapter.

Oh, I missed that entirely.
Must have been distracted by three of my favorite characters in a hot spring.

Not until some of the monster girls species are excluded from the coexistence.

Smith is a succubus.

Doppel is the Superior Girl

Pls cannon your head.

Do you know the source of this I was going to color it but if the creator has their own colored version...

what are some Cerea merchandising?

Officially? Keytags, acrylic mini standees, posters. Unofficially, the L-shaped Daki, doujins.

Fuzz?

Fluff?

Floof?

Shave her legs.

You wouldn't!

End your life.

What would that look like?

A smooth and very angry spider.

>I want this so bad

I want a vanilla version of that, with properly sized hands.

>go to carls jr
>feel inadequate because tiny hands

How does spider live with herself?

She manages
By ordering of the kids menu. Or she does actually have very large hands.

>butterfly clip

A cute

I love Mero.

How about that 12 Beast

It's shit.

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No.
She wouldn't be able to walk far enough without forgetting everything.

She probably have a hard time playing mini golf even.

Am I being memed on?

12beast IS pretty shit, user.

Oh, I just read all 18 chapters and enjoyed it.

What if she drives the cart around?

Rach needs to dress like that more. She looks lovely.

Didn't Crab say he wanted a slightly less ecchi focused series?

Rach looks good in anything.

Crap! I meant Papi!
Papi is too forgetful to do anything, really.

Are you a harpy?

True that.
Buuuut, if she was a large breed...

Fish a shit.

im glad im not alone on this

Tarantulass

First torture, then kil, then finally fuq

Mero is a great girl.

I swear I'm going to marry this spider

For you

>>you are now aware that Doppel probably used some hair-mouths to produce the reverb/choir effect for her character song

CUTE

POLT IS TOO GENKI TO LET THIS THREAD DIE!

I'm off to find me some sneks

Tara is too fuzzy to let this thread die!

The Fleeced Maiden that launched a thousand ships to war.

Polt's Genkiness is a trap to lure poor souls into the mines.

Maybe that's my plan... brah

TFF a mastermind of evil manipulating kobolds to charm other fit and not so fit guys into working in the mines for worthless kobold dollars. Sounds like a something a batman villain would do. TTF would be the Villain and a Gang of Kobolds would be the henchman. Of course, Polt would be number 2 in the criminal organization hierarchy.

I'd read the fuck out of that.

>TFF
TankFuckFag

How can she be my number two when she's already my number wan

So, someone who jerks off into other men's singlets?

Fair warning that I may never finish this, on account of lack of motivation/talent.

So, you wish to be a mere Henchman to Polt then?

More like a dream team. An evil dream team. Back to the mines with you.

The Harley Quinn to Polt's Joker. Abused regularly, but still madly in love, Stockholm syndrome.

Who's the Batman then? Crabman?

>tfw Bike Cop is Nightwing

Evil Miia and The Kobold Syndicate(TFF/Polt) could be evil rivals of each other in Kimihito City. Not sure of what type of villains the other girls would be though.

Smith could be the Batman analog with the chief being commissioner gorden analog.

The kobold syndicate is just a bunch of tank top wearing faggot henchman, and every single one of them looks the goddamn same.

Tank Top faggot #50 reporting in.

Best girl drinking some milk

But you can still tell them apart from the original TTF because hes slightly taller

>Polt Joker reveals that whichever Tank Top faggot pulls the next Protein powder heist, they'll hold her paw for 5 seconds
>The entire Protein powder supply runs dry in a matter of minutes.

Is having a receding hair line a requirement to join the syndicate as well.

>original TTF because hes slightly taller

You mean slightly shorter. His weakness is stepladders

The king of the manlets if you will.

you should note that all the people who fail to meet henchmen standards are all sent to the mines to work themselves in to debt with the syndicate.

>With the amount of Kobold bucks you accumulate you can do stuff with Mistress Polt
>Make about 10 Kobold fun bucks a month
>The lowest requirement is talking to her for 1000 Kobold bucks for 10 seconds.

>You go to spend your Kobold bucks
>It is very clearly not Polt but another Kobold
>You look closely at the ticket *Note: Polt Subject to change
>You hear distinctly manlet sized laughing coming from TTF's office.

I imagine TTF is like the Penguin's size. Just a short right hand man/henchman kind of guy.

Being a PoltFag is Suffering.

If Polt is like current Joker, TTF isn't the first Harley.

Eventually we all get used up and end up in the mines

...is what the Poltfags tell themselves.
>"One day" they say "One day I could be TTF"

But that day never comes.

but how do we know TTF is the actual TTF? The Syndicate look the same.

Imagine Futa Tara's fuzzy dong

When the sunlight hits my shiny forehead just right, that's how you'll know. It's a gleam like no other.

It turns out to be like that scene from the Spartacus film
"I'm Tank Top Faggot."

>Tara
>dong
Hell no.

Itchy hairs in your bumhole. That does not sound pleasant whatsoever.

Thats your ability, to blind your enemies with your balding head. Kinda useless during the night time though.

Fuzz is not for girl/d/icks.
Begone.

Great now, all the other Tank top fags are going to buy polish to imitate the original TTF.

Combine every Poltfag balding power together you could make a nuclear beam.

Would it work like the satellite cannon from X Gundam?

Fuzz is only for affectionate cuddles and aggressive femdom.

you are forgetting flipping flapjacks during the morning after.

yes. exactly that

Fuck yeah, I love flapjacks.

>would you

For the rest of my life user.

Do lamias give the best hugs?

Considering how low their body temperature is, probably not

I want to get lewd with this spood.

Lewd with the spewd must be an otherworldly experience.

>implying getting a cooling hug wouldn't be the best

It would be the best during hot summer nights.

I like warm hugs myself

but what you live in texas during the summer and your air conditioner broke?

Then snek would probably sun-bathe in the backyard, too busy staying hot to care about your cooling needs

>ywn see a snek sunbathing on your driveway

>snake tries to sunbathe because she heard you like warm hugs

>ywn keep driving anyway

She would probably have a built in sunbathing area in the backyard. In fact, it would be a sign for that a said residence has a reptile occupant.

>filename isn't "trap door spider"
>being this pleb

>ywn buy Miia silk sheets

>Trap Miia on silk sheets
>Call up Piper
>Snex with superior snake right in front of her

I'm more turned off by how she looks to be flat chested now.

All other sneks are superior to Miia, but Melusine is most superior

FULL BODY SNEK BURRITO

>All other sneks are superior to Miia
even amira?

That's when she releases the chemicals that turn you into a Melusine like her, user. They are here only to increase their numbers, and must be deported.

>having a snek tail and dragon wings
It could be worse.

YAMERO!

They also brainwash you. Melusines must be stopped and fried up for the snek meat.

There is nothing I want more in life than to be woken up by Kiira tapping her antennae on my forehead.

I want to get off this ride

This is why they put fluorine into tap water. It is catalyst for the Melusine Transformation

Meh. I don't particularly mind as long as I've got my fuzzy spooder.

>snek meat
>you will never take an eel boys slippery meat

Fuzz is good and all, but for me there is someone better. And it's Bike Cop.

Not Tara, but a good choice nonetheless.

I want to kiss Tio nonsexually.

I want to make Tio ahegao with a hornjob

Crab, you know, the only source of canon, says otherwise.

>Reminder Ms. Smith is Birthday Girl.

this is the first time i've seen her first name.

>implying crab would reveal his big twist

>succubus(male)
here ftfy

i dont get it, some Cred Forums meme?

What would be some good names for Doppel's fellow shapeshifters?

Ganga
Nyara
Lo
Tepp

Cuetu
Yogoth

Tebyg?

OVA in October right? What's everyone's hopes?
I really want them to announce season 2 during it.

>Kuroko

I see what they did there.

Another chapter would be nice.

November.

Should be amazing. Probably won't have an announcement of season 2 until sales figures come in.

>good names for Doppel's fellow shapeshifters?
"We are all Doppel," they chorused.

In the one hand, I have the author's own words. In the other hand, I have the autist's head canon. It's a tough call, at least for someone too invested in a superannuated gag.

The lovecraftian horror must not just be deported but also purged.

Could we revisit the Papi getting deflowered idea?

>deflowered
Papi would forget it and think every time is the first time.

>mfw it turns out shapeshifters have infiltrated all parts of society.

>yfw you realize Doppel will never be deported because 99% of the exchange is made up of shapeshifters.

Their evil goal is to repurpose us all into shoggoths, so that they have enough workers to kickstart a civilization spread across the stars.

Zombina is the Superior Girl

Doggy her and every few thrusts, do it a little harder so she stumbles forward.

Tio is the Superior Girl

Papi is the Superior Girl

>papi will never sit on your face
I might cry

Just one more reason to dislike Darling.

new translated chapter

Consider the following: Papi is wearing several garlands and dancing but accidentally gets herself tangled up in them and lacks the manual dexterity to free herself so Cerea has to deflower Papi.

>Translated
>Moonrunes a plenty

I want to fuck tewi

>he doesn't know where to search it
well, besides, I posted a page that doesn't have to do anything with the translated chapter

reminder that in Japan is already Smith's birthday

Huh this is interesting. It's a detailed description of of how the "Wolf People" society and towns work.
I kind of wish Crab would do stuff like this for Monmusu too.

I'm not gonna translate this whole thing though.

Nice. Papi, of course, doesn't grasp double entendres any better than garlands and tells everyone that she got lucky when Cerea deflowered her.

no one cares about her though

What's the gist of it?

there's also about Scylla and fish people's society
I guess that Crabman does this kind of stuff when he can't put it in Monster Musume

nice butt

They live in snowy mountains, build log cabins, though they have a "lone wolf" image among other species they're actually pretty social. They're exceptional hunters and dangerous animals in the mountains are just prey for them.

They're skilled leather workers like similar to how harpies are skilled at working with bones and claws. They make lots of stuff with furs from the giant animals they hunt.

Because of where they live it's hard for them to trade so the stuff they sell is really rare and worth a lot.

They're suited for cold weather so when it gets hot they end up stripping a lot.

Cheeky

I'd love to have a harpy skillfully work with my bone.

>They're suited for cold weather so when it gets hot they end up stripping a lot.
Basically
>I needed a plausible excuse to draw semi-naked wolf peoples

Are you complaining?

I'm always hot so that would be perfect. She gets to warm up and I cool down. She will just need to put up with my AC

I don't read 3*4 Breast, but I can always appreciate Crabman-drawn ass.

I wonder where in the world they'd live. Russia? Canada?

Anyway, what about the merfolk/fishfolk? From the pictures I'm guessing herbal medicine and mystical arts?

the fish girl has some very nice ass

Too blurry to read for the most part.

>fish girl
>legs

Aren't they in another world?

I thought he meant it was for Monster Musume, not 12 Beast?

Dolphin kicking must do wonders for the ass.

youtube.com/watch?v=FwVy1TReHhY

>fish
>legs

>Fish
>Legs

You called?

Times have changed, getting worse are our sprogs.
They won't obey their parents, they just want to fuck these dogs.
Should we blame the government? Or blame society?
Or should we blame the images on TV?
No! Blame Canada!

they aren't mermaid tho
besides, 12 Beast's monsters have more human parts that their Monster Musume counterparts

Please tell me that she has squishy paw pads.

I finally know why it's called 12 Beast
Why?
Because the girls are only 12% Beast
Dohohohoho!

no, she doesn't

I was slightly amused

This thread is lacking one of the best girls, but not sure who it is? Can anybody tell me?

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incubus

>only 1cm below me
I'm in.

I'm pretty sure that we can all agree that the MC of 12 Beast is quite the deadbeat tard.

So, if you guys took his place in that world, what would you do differently?

Is it Cathyl? It doesn't look like she's been mentioned this thread yet.

>"I'll never be loved cause i'm a zombie."
>"Zombina i'll always love you regardless of what you become, because you're my girl."
hfw she hears it.

Aquire cow.
Marry cow.

You're right, we need more Miia

Probably the Superior Girl

>mfw I'm 185

Happy birthday Smith!

Ask where all the thicc arachnes are.

Find a magician to help me leave the world, while letting the monster areas get destroy be the antagonist.

Why do they never translate aniki into "big bro"

Whenever I see that word Billy always comes to mind.

Ain't you just a bundle of laughs?

Still no official image of her in her birthday suit that we can post here.

Ass

We

Can

kek

That gag gets better later.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a spooder
Fuzzy Wuzzy liked it _cuter

How do I get rid of these cockroach lolis running around my house and eating my food?

>ywn call Tara fuzzy wuzzy and get punched

Would you still love the fuzzy wuzzy spider
If she were wider?

You were right. Jesus, how high is cap guy's power level? I bet he does that retarded ninja run, too.

I've heard that plenty of headpats from a frying pan should help.

How long has this been going on? I might be able to give you some more advice.

what do you mean? she's already thick

>inflation

About 2 months. I've even had a Long Legs Arachne come in and try and sort it out, but a weak later they all came back.

*week
>Fug

...

Well damn. Sounds like you've got quite the problem there.

If you haven't already, then I'll recommend that you put a lock on whatever you store your food in and keep the key on you at all times. preferably on a necklace.

But I'll have to warn you that you may very well wake up at 3 in the morning with a roach-loli sitting on top of your chest trying to steal the key. If there are enough of them they might even try to hold you down.

Have you tried talking to them? You might be able to come to a mutual agreement.

I did, but they don't listen to me. They only respond to Raid and candy.

You better watch your tone boy.

She doesn't need to change, she's already got everything in the way of thicc.

Then I'd recommend that you try and see if you can get a Wasp Girl to move in with you. They get really when you touch their sugar, so the roaches will probably be scared of your house by the end of the month.

>they get really
>they get really angry
Christ I'm getting sloppy.

Anyway, do we know if it was just Kira that was deemed dangerous, or was it her entire species?

Imagine everyone considering you to nothing but trouble because something a overly aggressive chick did. Not a nice thought.

>to be nothing but trouble
>because of something an overly aggressive
Fuck this. I'm going to bed.

Goodnight.

>Kira
Wrong one buddy.

On the topic of our dear serial killer.

Killer Queen is now a female exchange student.

What kind of activities do you think she would be interested in?

>what would she be interested in

Uhhh blowing up time? Making shit explode in general?

Being the fucking strong

blowing up waifus
that was all she ever done

What is Sheer Heart Attack like here? Does she chase you all the goddamn time?

What if the other stands became cute girls?
What if there was a stand that turned things into cute girls?

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I can see Heaven's Door being used as some kind of gossip dispenser.

>The Lovers
>two loli stands that turn other stands into girls

Crabman need to create the nude.

Killer Queen is obviously going to chase after the warmest person for snuggles.

「Pretty Girls」
>All around the world, pretty girls
Could make for decent stand, actually. Now we just need some stats.

>in an alternate world, the stands are students attending a Japanese school for girls only
>The stands belonging to main antagonists are part of a Mean Girls-esque group

I want Jojo bronies to leave.

>haha jojo is the MLP of anime xD

What's the relation to horsefags and jojofags? Besides both of them being retards.

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Looks like they both got a job at that maid cafe we saw earlier. Good for them. Possibly not so good for the customers.

>Rachnera working at a maid cafe

She'd work in theater. Making costumes. On the fly

Yes I agree, both of these fandoms are cancer. But Jojofags aren't the worst though. They aren't worse than the MLP fanbase.

they're too big for a small maid cafe
still, it's not a bad idea: a monster girl maid cafe

If only we could see that done WELL. They say that the worst insult in life is for someone to say that something has potential. This comic had potential.

>They say that the worst insult in life is for someone to say that something has potential.
huh?

That's what was drilled into me as a child. The worst thing that can happen to you is to have the potential to be great and never realize it.
>yet here I am on Cred Forums discussing fucking snake people

/blogpost

You'd best not be saying SNAKE CLOACA was a bad comic.

It was a good one shot but could've been better as a series. Missed opportunities and shit.

Best Answer. Period.

>spoiler
Wouldn't that make the fly nervous?

I can just imagine their animal body knocking down people. Oh the lawsuits.

>I can just imagine their animal body knocking down people. Oh the lawsuits.
Most maid-cafe customers would pay extra for that, user.

Couldn't Rach just walk around on the ceiling and lower stuff down with her webs?

>ywn sue a Monster Girl cafe for the trauma suffered when the Centaur who slips over and ends up sitting on your face was wearing panties

Rach doesn't seem to be as clumsy as Cerea

Once is enough.

One time is all it took for Rach, anyway

Manako

>once is enough

Referring to her incident with Darling?

Actually, the incident with her former host family.

Test

This thread does need more bovine

You're saying that she would potentially hurt people instead of knocking things over

Papi getting deflowered by The Blob was pretty good.

>Subtle

it was anything but subtle

When I saw this part for the first time, when I 1st got into MM, it blew my mind. Didn't know what I was in for, and did not expect it to go this direction.
Good mix of surprise and hype!

That's the joke

Better than Polt?

>Replace your head with my head

Never not be fugging.

Touch the cow and do it now.

She could end scratching someone by accident which will ruin the buiness to have customers if repeatedly. Maybe she can wear a special glove that have rounded tips.

Only the potential. Handling sharps is risky business.

Cow looks unhappy about the touching

> Got naked for the sole purpose of fanservice
> Probably got fugged by MC borther
Worst

only if you like tsunderes mixed with a lot of imagination
honestly, probably the only girl that his brother didn't fucked is Aero, and I'm not sure about that

>Cow looks unhappy about the touching
MC don't know how to do it right, I would
then put a calf in that belly

I was thinking more design wise. Less body cover, white vs brown color, body shape.
That kind of stuff. Should have mentioned that.
Cant say much too her personality, I have been meaning to reread 12beast now that there is a new group. Don't know if they have gotten that as far as to introduce wolf girl.

nah, he did it right the second time

Wouldn't have been easier to just use one hand to lift up her boob and then lay his hand flat on her ribs?

>lift up her boob and then lay his hand flat on her ribs
Damn, he's dense.

Something spooky is behind the spoiler

> Minotaurs are the byproduct of bestiality

Yes. I want them both to sit on my face

You mean best-iality.

All I see is a cutie.

And today we salute that brave woman who helped bring best species into the world.

RIP skull

>TWF no tall minotaur gf to open jars for you

Winter Miia looks so comfy. I want to hold her close to me and keep her warm.

>tfw no tall minotaur gf to femdom you

>ywn keep your snake gf warm in the winter
>ywn be kept cool by your snake gf in the summer

Did I miss something off sadpanda what is this?

She's perfect for cuddling.

> tfw no tall minotaur bf to rearrange your internal organs

Do women like the idea of monster people? I know TTF-T liked monster boys, but do "normal" females like the idea of monster boys the way we like monster girls? Or do they prefer monster girls too?

Open it yourself my man

I'm pretty sure women don't actually "like" things, user. They just pretend to like them so they can worm their way into groups for attention and fuck Chad.

It was normal bull that people worshiped, woman fuck it, got pregnant, and give birth to Minotaur

>no large breed to give you massages with her literally shovel sized hands

Why would you if you have a beefy gf to do it for you?

user pls, its 4koma #2.

Cause I ain't no bitch that can't get his own pickles

>Game_of_Thrones.webm

i want to lick that cows armpits

I'd rather some soft, webbed hands

See This is probably a girl and not a gay man right?

>no snek to nurse me back to health.

But Slimes are superior nurses.

They'll even let you nurse yourself back to health.

Goodnight Cred Forums, sweet fuzzy dreams.

McRapist at it again on a full moon, huh?

This design and hairstyle is superior

>wanting itchy dreams

People always said that I'm emotionless, that I barely express my feelings if I have any and that they can hardly be touched.
Now this shit on the other hand...
my fucking hear, I want a snekt

>Does this group composed of more than half the world like _____?
Gee, I dunno.

Something about her devotion warms my cold heart.

Only if they were more human with traces of animal features, like in the Twilight series.

Then again, all men are already monsters depending on who you ask.