Oh, hey user, have you filled out that club registration form yet?

>Oh, hey user, have you filled out that club registration form yet?
>You...you ARE going to join our kendo club, right? You're not seriously considering going to those swimming club losers, right?

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"Heh..."
*unsheathes longsword*
"Let's see how your children's toys can stand up to a real sword!"

>not wanting to see qt anime girls in swimsuits
Let's go swimming!

Does HEMA even have a following in Japan?

>wanting to suffer in horrible water
I don't understand people like you.

Sorry but I'm already in a club.

The go home club.

I wish HEMA had a following in the U.S.

Be right there with my nee-sama

B-but user. I'm already in the computer club, swimming club and the karate club.

I was, but then I realized that the hour and a half of club practice was time I could be spending at home.

Kendo's use swords, silly. Just because they're not sharp doesn't make them clubs.

>still no shounen kendo manga/anime

Kendo club equipment is fucking smelly.

It's probably the leather and sweat.

Fuck off Team Magma

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>there are people who unironically
>UNIRONICALLY
>join the go home club
It's like you don't even want spirited bonds and nakama

I got a spirited bond with my video games from the go home club. How about that?

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Your application is accepted.

>You're not seriously considering going to those swimming club losers, right?

I'm sorry, I've been in the swimming club twice as long as you've been alive.

>I wish HEMA had a following in the U.S.

>tfw so many candidates for the Quebec team you can never get in.

Suffering.

She was never alive. She's fictional

>admitting to being a lifelong loser

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>you will never lick her sweat off
Why should I even live

No drama when you swim. Just you and the water. If you swim like me, without stopping, you can't even hear or see the people making fun of you. Best sport.

>Mizu wa ikiteiru

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Are school clubs in Japan really as fun/comfy/close as anime makes them look?

Making love to senpai after practice inside the locker room with her still wearing a competition swimsuit is a dream of mine, so you can shove that sword up your butt.

Some are, some aren't.

>for the Quebec team
Teams?

I think you're thinking of BotN or ACL.

They're kind of like HEMA but not quite. HEMA focuses on blossfechten, something I've noticed BotN-fags can never wrap their heads around.

Sorry, I've already signed up for the Koon Killer Klub

Club? Fuck that, I'm doing football, wrestling, and hitting the weights. You can keep your gay little club; I'm getting jacked and smashing my face into people

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I normally like short haired girls and sword girls, but Tamaki was complete shit.

Sorry oneesama, I'm joining the Knight Arts Club.

Gonna need the sauce senpai

>long loose hair flowing out fom under their helmets

Happen to have source on this cutie?

>typesetter never
>translator disappeared

;_;

It's one of Guglielmo's works

Short haired sword girls you say...

Thank you I found it.

God damn that was good

I fucking love kendo

That's a guy, isn't it?

Did Royal just give up on Houkago Sword Club or what

>He doesn't know that sticks beat swords

Correct
Cut bamboo sword in two, what you have
Have two bamboo sword
Bamboo win

I think they get pretty close, but it's different concept than western clubs as they literally go to club after school everyday and weekend and their entire duration of their holidays, they pretty much live at their club and often they just waste the time doing nothing.

S2 never. Why is life suffering?

What's HEMA?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historical_European_martial_arts

i would have joined the fuck out of a kendo club

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Sorry, it might be super gay but wrestling is way more fun than kendo.

>Chill with genki bro waifus, slowly falling in love with the club president through sparring and the blood, sweat and tears shed at tournaments until we consumate our love in the hotel after the nationals

vs.

>Hang out with girls constantly wearing skin-tight swimsuits, making me pop a boner in my speedos all the time, so some of the girls will mock me while others become curious, end up shagging in the shower with Umiko and Nanako because of raging teenager hormones

Someone clearly needs to invent water kendo desu

>i'm sorry but the captain of the swimming team is a qt tomboy so i am going to join them.