Meanwhile in the super league of fuck ningens

meanwhile in the super league of fuck ningens

ZAMASU

What's on Godtube right now?

>Beerus 100% rekted Zamasu's cocky ass

Damn that felt good to watch.

Zamasu is a retard, he should've been more suspicious of Beerus and waited.

And Beerus and Whis should have just gone alone and been like "Hey sorry about before we won't bother you again kbye."

There is no reason that Zamasu shouldn't have waited like a month after how suspicious their visit was given how it went.

Build a wall and make the Ningens pay for it.

So how is Zamasu still alive in the future?
Any explanations?

I'm guessing his wish for immortality in the past timeline made im immune to death even if it occurs in another timeline

It's actually Gowasu.

can the super dragon balls be used to bring back someone that was erased by a god of destruction?

hadn't seen goten ever since the start of the arc.
>yfw future zamasu went to the present to kidnap goten and kill off chichi the most brutal way as possible

It was great, but I feel bad for Gowasu.

>tfw you have to find a new tea bitch because of that fucker beerus

I loved how this episode showed the difference between a Trunks who grew up with Vegeta, and a Trunks that didn't.

multiverse theory's a bitch.

Beerus' power likely has no effect on someone in a timeline in which he doesn't exist. Beerus is dead in Trunks' timeline so Zamasu is safe there. However because Zamasu doesn't exist in any other timeline (thanks to Beerus, any gods that Zamasu kills does not transfer over to the other timelines.)

Shit is getting confusing, I'm really thinking that the arc will end with Zeno intervening, getting annoyed that time is so damaged and convoluted and creating the Supreme Kai of Time to fix things, making Xenoverse canon.

Zeno will show up and fix the timelines by Hakai'ing Trunks and Bulma

Well, Zeno likes Goku, Goku would probably beg him not to, then offers him Goku Black as his eternal playmate.

Now that would be hilarious

Goku could offer him Zamasu since they can't kill him.

Right? If Black is immortal too, then Zeno can play all sorts of horrifying games with Black, then Black would WISH he could die.

Anyone else think that Gowasu was a great addition to the anime?

It made it a bit comfier. I'd totally drop by for a cup of tea

I feel sorry for Gowasu. He seemed like a pretty cool old man. Zamasu was just a cunt.

Who sent Zamasu to Gowasu originally?

Why is noone in charge of overseeing the Kai/Kaioshin for potential power abuse?

>Who sent Zamasu to Gowasu originally?
I did. I admit it, I tried to kill Gowasu by proxy. Never send an Edge-Lord Kai to do a Man's Job.

Grand Kai I guess

Probably the same dude who made Krona rank up, she was the same as Zamasu

>black killed and the kaios and god of destruction

where the fuck is zeno?

His attendants don't want to tell him so he won't get mad.

>tfw gowasu gets depressed about zamasu's death
>disguises himself as zamasu and makes black goku in order to get revenge

i solved the mystery

Why would he disguise himself as his murderer in order to get revenge?

...

Couldn't his attendants easily dispatch them before they could become a problem? Seeing as they guard Zeno himself, they're probably much stronger than Beerus

And why the fuck would a person capable of destroying entire universes when he gets his jimmies rustled actually need guardians?

>no dragon ball super in subject

Do the universe a favor and end your life, filthy ningen!

Because he can destroy the universe with ease

He has guardians to run relay and handle things for him, so he can fuck around mostly, and so he doesn't fly into a rage.

>tfw end of dbs will be the all the kais and the strongest fighters of each universe overthrowing zeno the raging tyrrant faggot

daily reminder to not even think about genociding filthy ningens for their own good or a disgusting ningen apologist purple cat will delet you

Zeno is a good guy, he likes Goku.

If Goku told him to do something he'd probably do it.

He's not really a tyrant or a faggot, he's more like a giant child with limitless power, who created a giant sandbox open world game. Sometimes he shakes things up, but recently a character has caught his attention.

I actually feel kinda bad for gowasu.

>be supreme kai of universe 10
>get assigned a little green fucker as your apprentice
>find out that my new tea bitch's name is zamasu
>making him bring you tea every hour of every day
>tea tastes shit, but hes still learning.
>thousands of years later
>green cunt mastered the art of making me tea, livin' the life
>decide to actually be a teacher to him and teach him things about kaioshin and hakashins and all that jazz
>few thousands of years pass
>cunt starts talking back
>mfw
>yell ZAMAS at him. actually fixes the retard
>years go past and the tea is starting to taste a bit off
>probably just the weather or I'm just getting tired of tea
>I should teach him to make some coffee in the next few hundred years, what evs.
>orange cunt his purple dog and a fag come to visit
>orange cunt wants to fight zamasu
>mfw this is the first interesting thing to happen in the 30 thousand years
>zamasu lost, will beat his ass tomorrow morning
>time to watch kamitube. see the same orange cunt fling his shit at other fags in some sort of tournament
>mfw zamasu is still salty from that battle
>mfw he keeps saying ningens
>take him to some random planet with orange autistic fucks to remind him of his lost battle with the other orange cunt, and show him what savages they are
>go 1k years into the future to show him that they evolve. thats what they do
>mfw they didn't evolve.
>mfw they're still fuckin autistic savages
>oops
part 1.

cont.
>ZAMASU KILLS ONE OF THE FUCKERS
>ZAMAS
>ZAMAS
>YOU FUCKIN AUTISTIC FUCK, thats not your job
>mfw he looks like he came
>go back to normal time and hope nobody notices
>go back to easy life of tea and kamitube
>the three stooges come back and ask about zamasu's whereabouts
>mfw I call out for him and he doesn't show up
>shrug my shoulders and tell them idk
>fuckhead pops out as they're about to leave, at least he brought some tea
>the fag gives me some ningen cum bubbles and tells me they taste great, they leave.
>mfw they actually taste great, holy shit they go well with zamasu's tea
>zamasu starts spouting shit about justice and all that
>choke on one of the sweets, zamasu you magnificent bastard, your tea saved me.
>zamasu pats me on the back wearing a cat mitten, the fuck you doin cunt.
>mfw they're back again and show me that zamasu tried to kill me
>ZAMAS
>purple dog wipes the fucker out
>zamas
>they leave
>mfw I don't have a tea bitch anymore
>mfw I'm old and lonely
>mfw I have to pour my own tea
>mfw the only person that actually listened to me and that I could converse with tried to kill me
>mfw I've got no friends
>I have to get a new tea bitch and start all over again.
>mfw.

>take him to some random planet with orange autistic fucks to remind him of his lost battle with the other orange cunt

>mfw they actually taste great, holy shit they go well with zamasu's tea
I thought it was the green tea Whis brought

I cried. Truly touching tale

>mfw they're still fuckin autistic savages
>oops

gowasu mentions that the tea zamasu made this time was green

Black is that you?

I reckon Beerus was just wrong. Like Trunks pointed out, killing the androids in the past didn't undo the androids in his future, and Beerus just said "well I'm a god so it's different" which isn't all that convincing since they go back into the future to check.

You're easy to please.

>Advance time only 1K years from pre-tribal stage
>Expecting civilization

Gowasu is a giant fucking retard.