SAO

Jackson Butler
Jackson Butler

Kirito goes into a coma because of the evil NSA.

The surviving Law guys try to train up a peasant army in preparation for the Chaos invasion (Chaos are led by the literal God of Darkness who is also an evil NSA agent who eats souls like rape).

They get rekt, but Kirito's harem save them with GM accounts and deebeezeee powerlevels.

NSA connect UW to the internet and get 50,000 American players to connect (it was advertized to them as a beta test for a new AO-rated VRMMO where you're allowed to slaughter anything and everything you like, with blood and guts), they mass murder UW residents and think it's hilarious.

To defeat them the main characters get 2,000 Japanese VRMMO players to connect. Despite the difference in numbers the Japanese are superior and win because Asian gamer damashii.

Then PoH (who is also an evil NSA agent) unleashes a zerg rush of Korean and Chinese gamers who were recruited by being told this is the a Korean VRMMO that's in beta test but evil Japanese hackers broke into the server, turned off pain dampening and are torturing their countrymen.

Even when some Japs who speak Korean try to explain the situation to them they don't listen because hurr japanese

The other NSA guys are surprised this works, they thought it wouldn't be worth it because they didn't think Japan is more different from Korea/China than European countries are from each other (hur)

Koreans and Chinese overwhelm Japs because this is every Jap's worst nightmare.

Kirito wakes up (thanks to the literal POWER OF LOVE from his entire harem) and wipes them all out in one attack though.

(Also PoH's motivation is that he's Korean and he hates Japanese so when he got stuck in SAO he decided to set up Laughing Coffin and have them and the clearers kill each other for shits and giggles because Nips killing each other is hilarious.)

Later Kirito and Asuna become gods because of x100000000000 acceleration.

The UWers travel to virtual planets with rocket dragons.

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swordartonline.wikia.com/wiki/Sword_Art_Online_Manga_Main_Page
npr.org/sections/alltechconsidered/2016/09/26/495396014/republicans-say-obama-administration-is-giving-away-the-internet

Caleb Reed
Caleb Reed

Main arc is over

Think he'll start putting out more than one Progressive volume a year?

Mason Brown
Mason Brown

Holy shit that's some nationalistic bullshit.

Isaac Ramirez
Isaac Ramirez

sounds like shit.

Noah Barnes
Noah Barnes

...Seriously?

Ryder Richardson
Ryder Richardson

wow

Oliver Roberts
Oliver Roberts

Sweet jesus, just burn it with fire.

Even when some Japs who speak Korean try to explain the situation to them they don't listen because hurr japanese
The other NSA guys are surprised this works, they thought it wouldn't be worth it because they didn't think Japan is more different from Korea/China than European countries are from each other (hur)
Koreans and Chinese overwhelm Japs because this is every Jap's worst nightmare.
Nakama power
This was hilarious, now I understand why some people prefer even narou trashfiction to SAO.

Nolan Ramirez
Nolan Ramirez

thanks for spoiling alicization you mother fucker
spoiler that shit

Jacob Brooks
Jacob Brooks

already recongized Alicization's quality started sloping down beginning at vol 13 after vol 9-12 raised the bar for SAO novels sky high
the quality freefalls to sea level with vol 14, long passing vol 7
the quality hits the deepest depths of the world's ocean with vol 15
see Asuna on vol 16 cover; orz
see REEEfa and Shitnon on vol 17 cover, o__
havent read vol 16 yet even though its been fully translated for five months
read this post from the catalog

oh well

Xavier Gonzalez
Xavier Gonzalez

How could this hack of a writer did AW?

Camden Powell
Camden Powell

orz

Josiah Lewis
Josiah Lewis

Is this actually what happens in the later SAO novels?

This is not some fanfiction shitpost?

Dominic Hernandez
Dominic Hernandez

It's a heavily skewed recap of the main plot points written in a misleading and hilarious manner.

Brayden Taylor
Brayden Taylor

It's not even skewed. This is basically what Kawahara wrote.

Alicization is literally /pol/: The LN

Caleb Hall
Caleb Hall

Bump

Bentley Bennett
Bentley Bennett

Bump

Adam Evans
Adam Evans

you lived long enough to see SAO git gud
lmao hahahahaa

Caleb Perez
Caleb Perez

SAO new movie seemed decent
with new AR game

Adrian Hernandez
Adrian Hernandez

filtered

Jaxon Watson
Jaxon Watson

HELLO BUTTHURT AMERICANS.
HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE THE BADGUYS ONCE IN A WHILE?
HURTS DOESN'T IT?
IN YOUR FACE STORMFAGS.
FUCK YOURSELVES WHITE SUPREMACISTS

Aaron Smith
Aaron Smith

triggered NSA apologist

Austin Mitchell
Austin Mitchell

COME ON WE MUST PROTECT MUH AI WHO HAVE REAL FEELINGS LIKE REAL HUMAN BEANS FROM THE EVIL KOREANS

Samuel Cox
Samuel Cox

its just boring because the NSA are already the real life bad guys

Noah Richardson
Noah Richardson

Making the villian the Americans instead of the negros or da jooz doesn't make a work any less obnoxious.

David Bell
David Bell

To be fair even in good stories the NSA is the go-to bad guys. Even in stories where the FBI and CIA are positively deplayed, the NSA is still fucking evil.

Even in stories written in America the NSA is fucking evil. No one likes the NSA, even America.

Connor Moore
Connor Moore

Better than the original.

Liam Wilson
Liam Wilson

I approve of this memeplot

Nicholas Price
Nicholas Price

This.

Even Americans don't think the NSA are the good guys.

Juan Smith
Juan Smith

Doesn't stop them from funding them with their tax dollars.

Colton Thompson
Colton Thompson

Don't forget evil CIA is also the leader of Laughing Coffin and hates all Asians, and that he started killing people in-game because he hated japs.

Levi Martinez
Levi Martinez

One thing is completely correct: If I was a player who'd logged into an MMO, and I was informed that the NPCs I was killing and despoiling were - as far as the term applies - 'real people', with real thoughts and feelings and lives and emotions, I would kill and despoil all the harder.

I mean, holy shit, it's like a dream come true. You can finally play God. You can kill, and rape, and plunder, and loot - and it's not a game. The NPCs can feel real pain. It's the closest you can get to actually killing someone.

(Also, doesn't the bad guy log into the account of basically Sauron for the final battle?)

Thomas Watson
Thomas Watson

Well, as long it is not online.

Ryan Howard
Ryan Howard

No man, having it be an online game makes it all the better.

Just look at what /v/'s like. The fun of multiplayer games is about besting other people, or working out your darkest, most violent fantasies.

And knowing that somewhere, you were really hurting someone? Oh my God, sign me the fuck up. How many people would pay money to do this, just to get a sick rush of power? I know I would.

I mean, I assume you can only kill people. But in Alicization, you can kill AND rape AND despoil. You can be a blood-soaked heavy metal antihero if you want to, carving your way through every misanthropic 14-year-old's violent fantasies. More, you'll call them faggots and queers before killing them, or tell them how their momma sucked your cock last night.

Jack Cook
Jack Cook

So season 3 will not be dubbed will it? This will offend america.

Hunter Ramirez
Hunter Ramirez

so its basically CoD multiplayer irl

Lucas Williams
Lucas Williams

You're joking right ?

Oliver Miller
Oliver Miller

offend america.

shitting on the NSA will just make them like it more

Leo Anderson
Leo Anderson

once in a while
If I started to list anime in which Americans were the bad guys I'd hit the char limit.

Carson Mitchell
Carson Mitchell

Yes, exactly. Can you imagine how it'd feel? How amazing, how sublime? You'll rampage and kill and never stop.

You'll know then when some busty elf maiden is on her knees, begging "Please, please, PLEASE spare the children" and you're putting your gun barrel in her mouth, you know that she's not just a program (Okay, she's technically a program) she's a real person.

When your horde storms the last bastion of goodness and deceny, and the Queen offers you her body for mercy, and you laugh and throw her to the dogs? That's all real. It's for keeps.

When you see the terror in some novice knight's eyes as she fends off your sword blows, and she knows - just knows - that she's going to be raped and murdered in a matter of seconds, that her life as she knows it will end forever? That's real, too.

Now unleash an army of horny, violent, hormonal 14-year-olds all thinking the same thing, and they'll put the Mongol hordes to shame.

Nolan Long
Nolan Long

Well, as long we are allowed to hide our names, make private serves or prohibit normies.

Jacob Bailey
Jacob Bailey

Apparently, that's what happened in Alicization.

Basically, there were 'empty bodies' PCs could take over. The bad guy, some kind of evil American spec ops dude, logs in as the literal dark god of the 'evil' races. The en masse players have the bodies of summoned demons.

Jayden Robinson
Jayden Robinson

No, i mean, i would totally play it as long my powerlevel is not revealed to edia reportimng normies.

It reminds me of when i was a 11~14 year old and roleplayed as a dark emperor on roblox.

"Be my queen or i will kill all of your friends"

And she fucking did it.
Well, the dark sword was OP as shit, tho.

Good times

Benjamin Cox
Benjamin Cox

It's like ISIS except you're not around smelly goatfuckers and you don't have to worry about drone strikes.

Jordan White
Jordan White

Bump.

Charles Smith
Charles Smith

bump

Nathaniel Young
Nathaniel Young

bump

Tyler Sanders
Tyler Sanders

YP, please release Progressive 4 early, thanks.

Robert Kelly
Robert Kelly

It's only good when I know there are people in real life that will suffer user. The pain threshold isn't cut off, so chopping apart scrubs that jump into a 'beta test' of a new game, only for them to realize the seriousness of it. I'd still end up slicing people, I'd be on the Japanese team with this one since there are more enemies.

Your targets are in poor taste since it's all expected to be fake.

John Roberts
John Roberts

Reminder that programs don't deserve human rights. They're not humans. Making them suffer and die is a game. They don't even exist when you turn off the electricity to the computer.

Anthony Cooper
Anthony Cooper

Fucking hell I remember roblox

to bad its gone to shit

Luke Sullivan
Luke Sullivan

Technically they have mass.

Dominic Ward
Dominic Ward

a few electrons worth of mass

Brody Smith
Brody Smith

Serina is lovely.

Nathaniel Carter
Nathaniel Carter

Good chuckle

Brayden Perez
Brayden Perez

Hello 13 year old edgelord

Hunter Wood
Hunter Wood

As a russian, I'm glad that for once we are not the bad guys. It's probably because russians are just too much shit at gaming, but still.

Brody Sanders
Brody Sanders

you hate yourselves and life in general

Christopher Taylor
Christopher Taylor

I need to write a story where the NSA are the good guys some day. Just to fuck with people.

Go with some absurd bullshit too like "The NSA's actual mission is to stop the Satanic Muslim Jewluminati from taking over American and using the nuclear arsenal from destroying the world."

James Harris
James Harris

bump

Nathan Myers
Nathan Myers

Just today I was thinking about something similar, but for a game like SimCity or Black&White.
You would be able to ruin their lives of thousands and see them trying to somehow survive.

Gabriel Jackson
Gabriel Jackson

dwarf fortress is boring but it does that

Eli Hughes
Eli Hughes

But we're talking about having an actual human-level AI.

Grayson White
Grayson White

Any idea when part III of Mother's Rosario comes out?

swordartonline.wikia.com/wiki/Sword_Art_Online_Manga_Main_Page

Thought about buying the manga. Though the light novels are outdated correct? Would Progressive be the better choice than Aincrad?

Thomas Williams
Thomas Williams

Sure doesn't seem like you've only been watching anime for five years or anything.

Nicholas Morales
Nicholas Morales

Trump apologists would surely like that

Jose Rivera
Jose Rivera

Is there anyone here that wouldn't watch this? It looks fucking funny and the threads will surely be glorious

Landon Evans
Landon Evans

What a bumpy thread

Nicholas Gomez
Nicholas Gomez

Is Progressive just an updated version of Aincrad? They wouldn't do a progressive version for FD, GGO, and MR right?

Levi Miller
Levi Miller

Kirito is a literally a cheater. He import older games data, abuse gm authority which he shouldn't even have and torture a guy. Why is that allowed? Why no one punish him but everyone just praise him?

Oliver Parker
Oliver Parker

Which girl has the nicest rack?

Jonathan Roberts
Jonathan Roberts

But user if someone did that it would actually be a denunciation instead of fiction

David Ramirez
David Ramirez

Fucking pasta.

Kayden Johnson
Kayden Johnson

It's a pasta that's actually funny.
When is this getting another season again? I forget

Jonathan Sanders
Jonathan Sanders

2017. Alicization is going to be long.

Gabriel Moore
Gabriel Moore

Personally I hope the NSA intercepts, logs, decrypts and analyzes every communication ever made in human history.

Luis King
Luis King

Since when was it confirmed?

Charles Wright
Charles Wright

What if they're like, in the cloud, man.

Luis Bell
Luis Bell

user it's going to be adapted at la monogatari.
Put your seatbelts, the ride will be wild and will last at least 6 years, not counting that there's still more volumes coming out. Not counting the live action (actually a tv serie)

Connor Gonzalez
Connor Gonzalez

Is /tv/ going to raid us when the series start airing?

Dominic James
Dominic James

...Until the game characters develop drones.

Hey, with a realistic enough physics engine, it's only a matter of time.

Tyler Gray
Tyler Gray

implying we are not already here

Isaac Garcia
Isaac Garcia

Back up, a real life adaptation is in the works? They're not going to add changes due to America's sjws or femenists right?

Carson Myers
Carson Myers

I thought Kirito's story was over?

Andrew Hill
Andrew Hill

A western live action tv series, yeah.

Anthony Baker
Anthony Baker

Wont be long till some tumblrina tries to backlash about my diversity and gender fluids.

Ryan Rogers
Ryan Rogers

When did it stop being about video games?

Henry Carter
Henry Carter

How is Girls Ops?

Connor Foster
Connor Foster

Alicization

Xavier White
Xavier White

Moeshit for first two volumes, third one might have some plot.

Brayden Carter
Brayden Carter

bump

Liam Bennett
Liam Bennett

I want to save Yuuki from Aids.

Elijah Wood
Elijah Wood

Well, the NSA makes sense as a villain for an internet-based series, considering they're the villains in real life.

Jaxon Sanders
Jaxon Sanders

Funny how Obama is giving away the internet possibly next week.

npr.org/sections/alltechconsidered/2016/09/26/495396014/republicans-say-obama-administration-is-giving-away-the-internet

Joshua Morgan
Joshua Morgan

she dead, man.

Asher Russell
Asher Russell

There are people who unironically enjoy SAO

Ryder King
Ryder King

As if we have a choice

Nathan Cooper
Nathan Cooper

Technically speaking, we already gave away the internet twice when we exposed the internet to the world and when we disowned ICANN. If anyone is allowed to own the spare keys to the internet, its us.

Isaiah Wright
Isaiah Wright

Because hes the hero that Japan deserves.

Daniel Morales
Daniel Morales

Many sites will be censored or blocked.
I thought about ordering the manga,

Ayden Gray
Ayden Gray

Many sites will be censored or blocked.

Trump will outlaw online porn anyway, so we're fucked either way.

Jason Bennett
Jason Bennett

Porn like streaming sites. Hentai is safe. And obama already is fucking the internet.

Nolan Hill
Nolan Hill

I thought about ordering the manga,

Angel Green
Angel Green

Every character becomes black
That one black guy will be white

Landon Ortiz
Landon Ortiz

But Mother's Rosario