Goblin slayer ch.5 English

Brayden Roberts
Brayden Roberts

Dumping Chapter Five English

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pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=768225
credforums.com/thread/147777371/anime
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamon_(swordsmithing)
youtube.com/watch?v=4_gObHt1uZA
youtu.be/azOvRwrqz2M?t=3m51s
www21.zippyshare.com/v/4ElgF6qT/file.html
novelupdates.com/series/the-reincarnated-vampire-wants-an-afternoon-nap/

Juan Jones
Juan Jones

this chapter was pretty funny. goblin slayer is a good protagonist so far

Adrian Wright
Adrian Wright

FLAT
L
A
T

Matthew Garcia
Matthew Garcia

CUTE
U
T
E

Gabriel Moore
Gabriel Moore

DID SOMEONE SAID GOBLINS?!

Luis Rodriguez
Luis Rodriguez

WHY WIZARDS ALWAYS SPEAK IN CONFUSING WAYS?!

Colton Wright
Colton Wright

mage is still not filled with goblin cock
I don't even know why i bother.

Cooper Morris
Cooper Morris

Is she slow in the head? Why does she keep pausing?

Nolan Evans
Nolan Evans

Why does she keep pausing?
Wizard.

Jason Young
Jason Young

Dwarf know his shit

Michael Russell
Michael Russell

2000 years old and she is still flat.

Evan Williams
Evan Williams

The complete madman doesn't give a fuck about anything but gobs.

Luke Torres
Luke Torres

Screw the end of the world

Goblin genocide first.

Henry Collins
Henry Collins

No panties
LEWD

Benjamin Baker
Benjamin Baker

You autistic fuck.

Julian Diaz
Julian Diaz

An ancient evil awakens

Henry Bell
Henry Bell

So the reason why the governments doesn't move armies to kill gobs is because other races would think they are preparing to attack them? well, fuck.

Lincoln Robinson
Lincoln Robinson

Representatives from each race
Hmm

Blake Anderson
Blake Anderson

Man that magician lady sure talk weird.

Matthew Reed
Matthew Reed

spearman
ONE JOB, JEW PRESS, ONE JOB!!!!!!!!!!!

Nathan Richardson
Nathan Richardson

Where, amount, types
EFFICIENCY!

Jose Torres
Jose Torres

Spoiler, pic related solves all this shit offscreen.

Aiden Rogers
Aiden Rogers

The only payment he needs is the blood of the goblins running across the ground and the sound of their bones crushing beneath his boot.

Owen Parker
Owen Parker

I almost dropped this because of the annoing speech bubbles. What the fuck man?

Ryder Walker
Ryder Walker

I don't know why but I laughed harder than I should have.

Blake Parker
Blake Parker

Haruhi?

Jaxon Adams
Jaxon Adams

Is this....actual, not buzzword used by Cred Forums, autism?

James Long
James Long

Sorry I'm late to the party, had to defend Vienna.

Kayden Murphy
Kayden Murphy

YOU
AUTISTIC
FUCK

Jayden Ross
Jayden Ross

Elf will follow GS just to try to understand him?

Lucas Williams
Lucas Williams

Probably
2000 years
Never seen this level of autism

Jacob Martin
Jacob Martin

I bet one of the big plot twists is demons actually evolve from goblins like some Pokemon shit, so GS has been saving the world by nipping that threat in the bud.

Daniel Carter
Daniel Carter

see

Dylan Ortiz
Dylan Ortiz

Final boss for GS is this.

Connor Carter
Connor Carter

the face of someone not giving a fuck

Owen Cox
Owen Cox

Elf has been around the block a few thousand times huh

John Baker
John Baker

I believe it is.
I fucking love Goblin Slayer.

Ethan Jones
Ethan Jones

Gotta love some motherfucking efficiency, it's far too rare in LN protags.

Alexander Peterson
Alexander Peterson

Is GS over?

William Foster
William Foster

that blush
Bitches love guys who solo raid goblin nests.

John Reyes
John Reyes

that Haruhi?

Cameron Green
Cameron Green

Female notGandalf.

Cooper Wright
Cooper Wright

Nope, remember, GS only cares about gobs, demons is not his problem.
Also, haruhi may killed demon lord, but there are still fucks that are now trying to revive him, like this faggot and he uses gobs.

Isaac Williams
Isaac Williams

His autism is literally bringing her to tears.

Alexander Kelly
Alexander Kelly

Why does she wears a pantsu over her pants?

Joshua Gonzalez
Joshua Gonzalez

Question would Polish Hussar armor be viable in GS Universe?

Thomas Myers
Thomas Myers

that Elf leader next to the dwarf leader
They are stomping at each other's foot font they?

Jack Ramirez
Jack Ramirez

Actual armor...i guess?

Cameron Hill
Cameron Hill

It's heavy cavalry armor. So not it's shit for cave exploration.

Ryder Clark
Ryder Clark

What a wonderful party. It's kind of like the opposite of Dungeon Meshi.

Jaxon Perry
Jaxon Perry

Your image isn't the real armor, right?
Because that shit look paper thin and simply for decoration.

Robert Adams
Robert Adams

Looks like Aur.

Faggot alright.

Justin Roberts
Justin Roberts

So does that mean all Elves in that world are flat? That must be paradise.

Lincoln Miller
Lincoln Miller

It seems pretty thin in all pictures i'm coming across.

John Flores
John Flores

Rekt

Dylan Rodriguez
Dylan Rodriguez

Which means no real armor is left or nobody is interesting in taking photos of rustic junks when more beautiful decorative armors are available.

Not surprising exactly.

Kayden Martinez
Kayden Martinez

The autism is off the charts in this chapter.

Jace Clark
Jace Clark

It's pretty funny demons are running around but medieval Doomguy doesn't give a fuck about them

Maybe he already is the demons

Juan Russell
Juan Russell

But this is good, it will shut up the "waaaaaa! harem!" fags, GS is literally unable to get the concept.

Jaxon Parker
Jaxon Parker

He sees the big picture. Everyone's focusing on big shit ignoring the little menaces all over. And GS is pigeonholed specialist so why bother venturing outside his field?

Carter Richardson
Carter Richardson

Here are some pieces that survived to this day. The problem with the hussars is that germany really had a hate boner for poland and many written record on the process of making the armor/weapons or even horse breeding was destroyed just becouse they could. Even painting weren't spared.

Tyler Roberts
Tyler Roberts

forgot the pic

Leo Watson
Leo Watson

Now this look more battle-purposed with the chainmail underneath it.

Hudson Turner
Hudson Turner

So now we know where he got the water scroll from.

Wears a full suit of armor
Clearly has battle damage on it
strong stance despite smallish stature
"Are you really a silver rank?"
Why is the elf so stupid? Dwarf bro knows what's good.

2000 years old and all that autism.

How many threads have people been saying this? Fuck the demon armies if we allow the termites to destroy the house from the inside of the walls.

At least it's an explanation.

I know we've been joking but he literally is autistic as fuck.

Asher Williams
Asher Williams

Why is the elf so stupid?
Have you seen how swag the other silver rank adventurers are? GS looks like a dirty peasant with his gear. There's a reason why even rookies laugh at his shit looking gear. Compare his to lancer. That guy combines swag and skill that allow him to take down 20 men.

Eli Ramirez
Eli Ramirez

GS looks like a dirty peasant with his gear
That shows their inexperience though? The dwarf knew why GS dressed like that from a glance. It's weird that no other higher ranking member made a similar observation. I would understand if the stigma about GS was purely because of his personality or as this chapter shows, because they think he uses underhanded means to succeed on his jobs. But for other mid/high tier adventurers to not recognize a capable warrior from their equipment shows just how bad they are, or the writing is.

Camden Gomez
Camden Gomez

20 men
Its nothing come back when he can solo a large nest of goblins.

Joseph Scott
Joseph Scott

The dwarf is 107 years old, he has more experience than the MUCH more younger adventurers, even if they have his rank.

Oliver Nelson
Oliver Nelson

Thats wrong a higher ranked adventurers fight stronger and fewer in numbers monsters.
Also they probably change gear after 2/3 quests.

Jaxson Stewart
Jaxson Stewart

implying that age is a factor
implying that the sorcerer also doesn't know that GS is on the up and up which is why she even agreed to give him a scroll that can summon a fucking ocean
Cmon user.

This strikes me as the type of setting where people only have one outfit they will wear for the duration of the story. Plus if it is taking notes from JRPG's everyone will only ever wear one thing even if they "change" their equipment.

Isaac Anderson
Isaac Anderson

Goblins are like children. A nest of them aren't much of a threat compared to twenty presumably armed and experienced fighters.

The issue is Goblins aren't as stupid as you would want to think, and they are brutal, evil, and will fuck up anyone that doesn't take them seriously.

Even the party of newbie adventurers from the start killed some goblins, while making every mistake imaginable.

Kevin Morris
Kevin Morris

Because he is a Specialized Adventurer Who only Hunts Goblins. therefore the armor and equipment is going to reflect on that.

Ryder Thomas
Ryder Thomas

That and being a total waste of resources. Like seriously, why would you mobilize an entire army to raid a goblin nest?

Dylan Lewis
Dylan Lewis

Why we should care what non-important characters think of GS? Pic related changed her opinion after talking with him a little.

Brayden Torres
Brayden Torres

Specialized

This is the important point; the list of things that the Dwarf remarks on are all about why it makes GS suitable to kill goblins.

Charles Ward
Charles Ward

goblin slayer slayers

The gobs will rise again and your women will submit to the gob cock.
We are united and many, puny man and creatures cannot match our hate and fury.
The time is coming, none shall be spared from our might.

Jack Clark
Jack Clark

Goblin heroes
heroes
that is an actual class? hey /tg/, explain.

Dylan Howard
Dylan Howard

Happened long before that. Don't talk about things you don't know.

Charles Campbell
Charles Campbell

more like everytime you attack goblins you are literally walking into a trap that is home to your enemies in conditions that basically fuck you.

Daniel Green
Daniel Green

yeah, yeah, the battle at the farm, i know.

James Jones
James Jones

GOB STRONK!
WE NO FEAR GOB SHITTER!!!
GOB! GOB! GOB! GOB!

Benjamin Thomas
Benjamin Thomas

And a mage is going to wear cloth armor, carry a staff, and in most cases wear a big hat.

If we are using equipment to signify class then every person in this series wears specialized gear and you can tell what they tend to fight from a glance.

Still no excuse to look at a guy in full armor and assume he's a plebian.

Brody Gomez
Brody Gomez

Are there female goblins?

Anthony Wright
Anthony Wright

no

Easton Collins
Easton Collins

My sides.

Xavier Perry
Xavier Perry

Well...

Jacob Rivera
Jacob Rivera

Why does the big boob
sorceress
talk so weird?

Jackson Turner
Jackson Turner

Goblins equal to platinum rank
Goblin slayer will defeat them all

I can't fucking wait! I'm giddy like a school girl

Is the novel being translated?

Nathan Sanders
Nathan Sanders

Pretty sure GS would collapse the suddenly finds himself in tempest. Or die instantly.

Parker Torres
Parker Torres

she's out of breath from all the smoking

Colton White
Colton White

REMOVE GOBLIN SLAYER remove goblin slayer
you are worst adventurer. you are the whore idiot you are the slut smell. return to the farm. To his priestess you may come our cave. you may die from rape….ahahahaha ,Goblin slayer we will never forgeve you. human rascal FUck but fuck asshole slut stink, Goblin Slayer genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead slayer..ahahahahah ADVENTURERS WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget the murdered gobs. Goblin slayer return to your poor farm….hahahahaha idiot Goblin slayer and priestess smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE HUMANS FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. Goblins+Hobgoblins+Shamans=kill humans…you will die/ Goblin hero alive in cave, Goblin hero making army of goblins. fast army goblin hero. we are rich and have your women now hahahaha ha because of goblin hero… you are ppoor stink adventurer… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in the barn
Goblin hero alive numbr one #1 in cave….fuck the adventurers,..FUCKk ashol Goblin slayer no good i spit? in the mouth eye of ur madness. Goblin hero alive and real strong gob shaman kill all the adventurer farm animal with goblin magic now we the goblins rule .ape of the zoo slayers mother fukc the great goblin and lay egg this egg hatch and Goblin slayer wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our women we will crush u lik a skull of human. Goblins greattst race!

Josiah Evans
Josiah Evans

Vol 1 out this december i think, by yenpress.

Joseph Morgan
Joseph Morgan

U wot m8?

Caleb Lewis
Caleb Lewis

Goblins Platinum Ranks!!!!!!! And the army still ignore this if one goblin hero or king appear.

Anthony Campbell
Anthony Campbell

It's their equivalent though, I don't think he's implying they're actually equal in skill and fighting ability.

Joseph Davis
Joseph Davis

Yeah, i realize that now.

Justin Stewart
Justin Stewart

I want to touch that anvil

Jack Hill
Jack Hill

That type of nomenclature is something you'll see in JRPG's when referring to monsters that have "races" but different species. I've seen it in the Dragon Quest and Shiren the Wanderer games although the term hero isn't always used.

Basically we have goblins < Drifters < Hobgoblins < Shamans < Heroes < Kings

as far as sub-species of Goblins. Live long enough and a basic goblin becomes a drifter. Slightly larger and more intelligent. Then there is an unknown juncture where Shaman and Hobgoblins form. And going off the names I would assume that Lords branch off from the Shaman tree because of their leadership role and Champions from the Hobgoblin tree because of their strength.

Neat chapter. is there a DL link?

Joshua Myers
Joshua Myers

You're a funny guy GS

David Barnes
David Barnes

Dwarf my nigga he understands Goblin Slayer.

GS does not disappoint. Hopefully he never will.

This is the kind of autism I can get behind. So Goblin Slayer truly is an autistic filthily dressed and smelling adventurer who only has gobs on the mind.

Luke Morris
Luke Morris

I like the guild girl she has a neat braid and cute smile. Priestess leave GS alone!

Owen Cruz
Owen Cruz

So will the entire series be about people tricking GS by saying that there are goblins everywhere?

Eli Wright
Eli Wright

I would suggest that the plate was just the final layer, with layers of chain and padded/leather armor underneath. Armor doesn't just need to be solid plates of 1/4" steel.

Colton Brooks
Colton Brooks

Is Elf-chan a virgin?

She reminds me of Senkawa from Cinderella Girls. Braids+administration job+friendly but also strict personality.

Michael Bailey
Michael Bailey

She should, that's exactly what you're supposed to think of.

Parker Gray
Parker Gray

Collage of every "goblins" GS had speak when?

Kevin Murphy
Kevin Murphy

someone says goblins

GS theme comes youtube.com/watch?v=a6BbvCC0VI0

Jayden Young
Jayden Young

2,000 years old
is dumb as balls and acts like she was born yesterday
probably not even as good in a fight as her teammates or GS
probably won't even get raped
Elf girl was a mistake.

Bentley Kelly
Bentley Kelly

Typically longer lifespan goes in tandem with a much slower development cycle.

I think sometimes Elves are also depicted as entirely lacking education systems, so short of base observation young elves are expected to gain the sum total of their knowledge in their own lifetimes.

Justin Morgan
Justin Morgan

can live for 10000 years
just dick around in the forest for 2000 before leaving

that is just how elves are

Gavin White
Gavin White

That's tree huggers for you.

Justin Butler
Justin Butler

Well, which one?

David Gonzalez
David Gonzalez

2mm of hardened steel armor properly formed to redirect blows is enough to be impervious to penetration of anything but cavalry lances, warhammers, really heavy duty armor-piercing crossbow bolts, and firearms. Hussars aren't the best example of armored knights anyway as they came at the tail end of the era of armor and the death of heavy cavalry. They themselves replaced classic medieval heavy armor lancers in the polish army and were in turn replaced by light cavalry.

James Watson
James Watson

GG > Cow > Priestess > Elf

Ryan Ross
Ryan Ross

Thanks, OP

Lincoln Cox
Lincoln Cox

One month until the next chapter

I don't think i can survive monthly releases

Michael Jones
Michael Jones

Elf is on to something here.
She already had 4 player co-op covered here.

Jose Davis
Jose Davis

I thought Elf was an Astolfo for a second here.

Christopher Brooks
Christopher Brooks

Goblin lord fight wasn't that good. Goblin champ fight won't be out for bloody ages.

Evan Roberts
Evan Roberts

KILL ALL THE GOBURIN!!!
RIP AND TEAR!!! RIP AND TEAR!!!

Ryan Cooper
Ryan Cooper

lizard > dwarf > guild > CG > priest > sorceress > notyetpaladin > holy > gob > elf

fite me

Evan Wood
Evan Wood

They are nothing without priestess so she goes first.

Jackson Cooper
Jackson Cooper

double dubs confirm elf flatter than a boy

Camden Wright
Camden Wright

Reminder

Goblin Slayer = Restless Armor (DQ)
Priestess = Priestess (DQ3)
Cow Girl = Aki Mikage (Silver Spoon)
Guild Girl = Chihiro (Cinderella Girls)
Elf Archer = Sinon (SAO)
Dwarf Shaman = Netero (HxH)
Lizard Priest = Kiyonari Ulquiaga (Horizon)
Lancer = Lancer (FSN)
Sorceress = Sorceress (Dragon's Crown)
Heavy Warrior = Guts
Female Knight = Agrias Oaks
Cow Girl's Uncle = Iwark Briar
Sister = Kirino Kousaka
Hero = Haruhi Suzumiya and Najimi Ajimu
Sword Master = Mikuru Asahina
Sage = Yuki Nagato
God = Truth (FMA)
Goddess = Ultimate Madoka
Goblins = Terraformars
Ogre = Kars

Jonathan Wood
Jonathan Wood

GG like lizard cause he stoic like GS

Camden Harris
Camden Harris

Nice, you made this, user?

John Sanders
John Sanders

number 3
literally pic related

Jason Jones
Jason Jones

vagina armor but no thigh armor
Doesn't really make any more sense that way.

Owen Hill
Owen Hill

Nah it's from pixiv. Have some more.

Joseph Wright
Joseph Wright

Based on the filename, I don't think so.

Kevin Moore
Kevin Moore

respect your elders
Chillindude get out of my head

Levi Cox
Levi Cox

Who, whoa, what? i know fem GS and delincuent gob are from priestess silly 4 koma but who the hell are the blonde and the cat girl?!

Aaron Nguyen
Aaron Nguyen

GS blush for goblin

Ethan Jackson
Ethan Jackson

Aur
Man, that shit has so much wasted potential.

Brody Barnes
Brody Barnes

dunno it's only tagged goblin slayer.

Anthony Sanders
Anthony Sanders

It's also made of solid steel. If you had fuckoff oversized fantasy armor, you wouldn't be able to fight in it. That shit there is already almost as heavy as what modern soldiers carry. That said, if you want more your best bet is /tg/.

Gabriel Murphy
Gabriel Murphy

I remember someone said there was a yandere assassin girl but everyone took it for lies, is that blonde girl? it was actually true?

Joshua Ross
Joshua Ross

Yeah, it just proves to you that, even the unusual overpowered non beta MC can be pretty bad.

It's not about the character actually, it's about how you handle that character.

Hudson Lopez
Hudson Lopez

can you give us link to the pixiv?

Jaxson Thompson
Jaxson Thompson

youtube.com/watch?v=xvABGMYVObo

Elijah Fisher
Elijah Fisher

Here, this is the guys profile
pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=768225

Oliver Williams
Oliver Williams

He upgraded the elf with bigger ballistics.

Joshua Torres
Joshua Torres

Kek

Parker Jones
Parker Jones

"What would I want with an anvil?"

I'd hammer it methodically for hours with sweat pouring off me from the heat. Call yourself a dwarf...

Kevin Jackson
Kevin Jackson

tfw GS gets this on pixiv while shieldbro gets small stuff or mostly fanart of the spear hero spinoff. Also genderbent shieldbro for some reason?
At least there's some stuff by the manga author but still.

Hudson Peterson
Hudson Peterson

ELF ELF ELF

Luke Diaz
Luke Diaz

what?

Luis Smith
Luis Smith

GG DEMON LORD CONFIRMED

Ryder Russell
Ryder Russell

Huge boobs elf
Now we talkin!

Dominic Sullivan
Dominic Sullivan

Why is the witch speaking in such a retarded way?

Chase Gonzalez
Chase Gonzalez

Perhaps he said that because he's a shaman and not a blacksmith, warrior, etc.

Jacob Anderson
Jacob Anderson

that pink hair
You fucks where right...

Landon Collins
Landon Collins

she has got some yoda thing going on, I can't imagine an ara ara voice when she talks that way.

Benjamin Bennett
Benjamin Bennett

It's Goblins
My fuckin guy

Austin Gomez
Austin Gomez

Good. Shieldvictim is trash.

Charles Wilson
Charles Wilson

Don't open this image!

Nolan Murphy
Nolan Murphy

Meanwhile, shit like Bookworm gets tons of fanarts from its crazy fans.

Life is truly unfair.

Josiah Flores
Josiah Flores

EDF style Goblin Slayer game never

Christopher Morris
Christopher Morris

Was that the one who is slowly dying of mana overflow?

Robert Jenkins
Robert Jenkins

She's not going to die though. It's just an easy way for her to be coddled by every other character in the story.

Matthew Martin
Matthew Martin

Elf is such a cutie

Kayden Bennett
Kayden Bennett

Truly best girl

Andrew Cox
Andrew Cox

He doesn't have to do it full-time, it's just an innate part of his culture.

Dwarfs mine and work metal, elfs prance about the forest, goblins rape cute girls. It's just their nature.

Mason Howard
Mason Howard

Hes too likeable damnit

Charles White
Charles White

this waste of artistic talent
elf girl who apparently has 2000 years of knowledge doesn't wear armor to at least cover her stomach

Matthew Williams
Matthew Williams

wearing no panties
Arousing the goblins only makes them angrier

Logan Morgan
Logan Morgan

Where are the boots?

Sebastian Cook
Sebastian Cook

elf girl who apparently has 2000 years of knowledge doesn't wear armor to at least cover her stomach

It's my main beef with most of old-as-fuck races acting like teenage girls.

Henry Ward
Henry Ward

I'm interested in how GS got the name Beard Cutter. Are there beard goblins? How much does he charge for a haircut?

Well, just like in Dragon Pass, sometimes it's better to nip small problems in the bud before they become larger but still not quite big problems. Course even then it's just something you throw a trash noble, some weaponthanes, and a dozen or more footmen every now and again. Unless there's a shaman.

Jonathan Edwards
Jonathan Edwards

It's knowledge of the treefuckers so fuckall unless it's about the contents of a forest.

Carter Ramirez
Carter Ramirez

Go read LoTR and then come back to the thread.

James Wood
James Wood

They're just a bunch of pole-proportioned dendrophiles

Elijah Baker
Elijah Baker

Tolkien elves are the only elves, sure. Maybe you need to read more books.

Aiden Gutierrez
Aiden Gutierrez

It's probably just to air out her sweaty vagina.

Benjamin Ramirez
Benjamin Ramirez

Praise the Gobos

Christian King
Christian King

Really cute.

Kevin Sanders
Kevin Sanders

Tolkien elves are the og fantasy elves

Kayden Long
Kayden Long

Elf gets dicked.

Hudson Young
Hudson Young

Guess haruhi finally found that isekai she always wanted.

Henry Cooper
Henry Cooper

We get it you vape

Aiden Bailey
Aiden Bailey

Its the fucking stinky smelly dumb goblins again

William Russell
William Russell

Actually this sounds crazy, but I do hope Goblin Slayer subverts the Elf doujin meme steriotype Elves have in Japan

It'd be neat if the Elf girl not only learned shit from being in GS's party, but if the knowledge actually helps her kick ass and kill goblins later on

Owen Phillips
Owen Phillips

If she's a silver rank and fighting against the demon army she should already know how to kick ass

Jaxson Hughes
Jaxson Hughes

She can already kill goblins just fine. Fucking hell this thread.

Easton Stewart
Easton Stewart

You see the look on her face, we already know what her fetish is, she gets drenched for those strong take charge motherfucker that will never be interested in her. A diabolical preference, unobtainable in nature and she is forced to simply finger herself under the desk every time her man walks in all silent and covered in Goblin entrails, fantasizing about him fucking her harder than the goblins fucked his sister.

David Robinson
David Robinson

Seriously, it's embarrassing.

Henry Martin
Henry Martin

Please give me the sauce of the qt.

Owen Mitchell
Owen Mitchell

Did you say goblins?

That's our GS.

Cooper Green
Cooper Green

But she doesn't even have a helmet

what kind of silver rank just goes around goblin territory not having a helmet

I mean elves DO have helmets, even if she has to wear a fucking tree log like a burka on her head, it's better than nothing

Kevin Sanders
Kevin Sanders

GS is the only adventurer shown to wear a full helmet so far.

Justin Collins
Justin Collins

credforums.com/thread/147777371/anime

Jack Long
Jack Long

So this 3 new recruits wants to attach the knowledge GS for more intel. There might be ongoing activity goblin around the provinces.

Levi Sullivan
Levi Sullivan

I NEED THE SAUCE~

Ethan Robinson
Ethan Robinson

It's like that one running joke in Scooby-Doo where every time someone referred to Scoob as a dog he would say "Dog? Where?"

Jordan Watson
Jordan Watson

CG > Elf > GG > Priest

Gabriel Cox
Gabriel Cox

Oh it's goblins? Why didn't you say so in the first place.

Jack Butler
Jack Butler

Oh my sides, I'm convinced he's replaced most of his vocabulary with Goblins.
"Oh Goblin Slayer! how was your day?"
"It was Goblins"

"How many people do you think we need for this?"
"About as much as a Goblin can count."

Anthony Davis
Anthony Davis

Batshit insane blacksmith fucking when?!
Making weapons of mass genocide for gobs.

Juan Phillips
Juan Phillips

I'd like a medium rare goblin with a side of goblin, hold the goblin. And a diet Dr.Goblin.

Caleb Gray
Caleb Gray

Not, they aren't. Tolkien steal elven lore from folk stories from France and heavily altered some of it.

Isaiah Richardson
Isaiah Richardson

gob takes the Soulstone and jams it into head
gob becomes Demon Lord Diagobbo
Goblin Slayer tells all the other heroes to keep the gobs down while he goes to deal with the big one
Diablo tries to take over Goblin Slayer's body
"Not gob, not interested."
tosses Soulstone through his portal scroll to the bottom of the ocean

Christopher Wood
Christopher Wood

The starting point of a request is this notice board
Your first request will usually be cleaning drains, giant rat hunting
(I've got to quickly meet that person)
I want to get mentored by a goblin-hunting veteran
Eh

Goblin hunting veteran Goblinslayer-san
Domo. I'm Goblinslayer.
It actually happened!?

Giant rat hunting veteran Ratslayer-san
WHO!?
WHAT!?

Drain cleaning veteran *Drainslayer-san
Nice timing! Why not come with us! There's an urgent request!
(No comment)

*Cleaning drains is "dobusarai" and slayer is "sureiya" so the drain cleaning experts are "dobusaraiya"

Nathan Murphy
Nathan Murphy

"How many Goblins for these Healing Potions?"
"2 gold"

"I'll take 5 anti-Gobzone"
"Explosion potions are 50 copper each"

Josiah Sullivan
Josiah Sullivan

But didn't those newbies go down the drain in the first chapter? pretty sure they made a big mess too

Asher Roberts
Asher Roberts

no new memes

ded series

Xavier Cooper
Xavier Cooper

Read it again son.

Nolan Davis
Nolan Davis

Demon army is more the threat than goblins.Well its clear. The adventures priority is go after the demons. I cant blame them.

Kayden Cruz
Kayden Cruz

Give us time, we have this

Jason Roberts
Jason Roberts

The young king wills it.

Dylan Rodriguez
Dylan Rodriguez

That will be skipped too wwwww

Mason Harris
Mason Harris

Must be depressing for some adventurers after beating some high level threat to find out their village has been burned down by goblins.

Jackson Richardson
Jackson Richardson

SAVAGE

Juan Morgan
Juan Morgan

young king
you mean haruhi

Kevin Hernandez
Kevin Hernandez

titty monster sorceress smoking a pipe she lit with magic
knife ears vs. earth manlets bants
humble lizard priest
No nonsense MC gets right to point and springs right into action once he's got all the information
determined, qt healer decides to join him
God, I love this series so far, this is right up my alley.

She already had 4 player co-op covered here
I feel like I need to explain the joke to you here. The name the nips use for GS is ゴブスレ, which, while it's just a contracted form of "goblin slayer," can also be taken to mean "fifth slay(er)," and he also has five slits on his helmet. Elf-chan is then going on to imagine what he'd look like if he were other numbers instead of five.

Xavier Peterson
Xavier Peterson

1 is doomguy (look the emblem on his armor)

Sebastian Cruz
Sebastian Cruz

I feel like I need to explain the joke to you here.
Well thank you knowledgeable user. I'm deeply moved by your willingness to help us.

Noah Butler
Noah Butler

Huh your right, they must be monitoring us and watching our GS memes

Isaiah Hall
Isaiah Hall

what about 2 and 4? i am sure 3 is dead space.

Aiden Ortiz
Aiden Ortiz

lancer continuing to have E-rank luck with the ladies
made black mage look more like Sorceress than Scathach

missed an opportunity i tell you what

Matthew Harris
Matthew Harris

could be jap GS memes

Chase Garcia
Chase Garcia

Can goburins be saved? Especially this goburin? How come all goburins have to die?

Eli Ramirez
Eli Ramirez

Yeah, I got that but why is lizardman the 8th?

Carter Myers
Carter Myers

Kek.
implying GS is a non helmet retard like Aidan

Joshua Foster
Joshua Foster

I can't believe we have to wait 30 goblins for a new goblin to come out.

Michael Butler
Michael Butler

Literally Heavy Swordman's luck. The guy with the female knight.

Henry Long
Henry Long

Beard cutter
Rat puncher
Porch sweeper
Shoe Polisher

Luke Robinson
Luke Robinson

goblins

Gavin Walker
Gavin Walker

Can someone typeset this?

Isaac Ortiz
Isaac Ortiz

I THOUGHT I HERD SOMEONE SAY GOBLINS

Jack Cooper
Jack Cooper

To give you a hint, these are what the little quotes above each of their heads says:
1: "Hamon!"
2: "Run away!"
3: "Stand!"
4: "Sazae-san!"

Julian Gomez
Julian Gomez

By the gods

imagine a blowjob

Please tell me this artist made hentai before

Brandon Martin
Brandon Martin

so 3 is from Jojo. Any ideas?

Cameron Collins
Cameron Collins

I have no idea and this also means 1 and 3 aren't doom and dead space?

Levi Miller
Levi Miller

If you give me a few minutes i guess i could do it.

interesting.

Jaxon Torres
Jaxon Torres

JESUS CHRIST HOW BAKED IS THIS SLUT

Cooper Sanchez
Cooper Sanchez

Martial arts girl is
It'll be kind of fun you know?
but I can't read mage-sans' line so there

It actually happened!?
is actually
I met my goal!?
but I don't how how to phrase that properly in english. If anyone can come up with one that'd be nice.

Jose Garcia
Jose Garcia

Honestly, she seems more like the type who gets off to femdomming goblins hardcore and forcing them to cum inside her until they die.
My interpretation, at least.

Jason Smith
Jason Smith

All the time. Nobody is going to stop a wizard getting high. It helps them bend the laws of reality.

John Campbell
John Campbell

Hamon
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamon_(swordsmithing)
unbreakable mind then?

Adrian Myers
Adrian Myers

Man that wizard is ripped

Liam Gray
Liam Gray

Number
Very large

This is probably the closest to sexual arousal Goblin Slayer has ever felt.

Jeremiah Smith
Jeremiah Smith

You think that is a ripped wizard? see this guy and the soundtrack he carries
youtube.com/watch?v=4_gObHt1uZA

Jordan Evans
Jordan Evans

Helmetbros report in

Brandon Morgan
Brandon Morgan

Well those are clearly jojo refences but the insignias look to reference videogames.

should i put ripple or hamon?

How about, "it actually worked out?"

Carter Harris
Carter Harris

He is kind of using her as bait or a tool.

Hunter Davis
Hunter Davis

mobile oven

Blake Miller
Blake Miller

Not as a bait but as a support.

Carson Gray
Carson Gray

Muscle wizard, basic spells include fist.

Jacob King
Jacob King

maybe it as close they can get to rip and tear that would have worked with the other 3

Ayden Gray
Ayden Gray

This could be a new meme

this is priestess
no, this is bait

Jaxon Thompson
Jaxon Thompson

Does anyone know what is the type of font that the GS translation uses? Im kinda getting tired of anime ace

Jack Cooper
Jack Cooper

HELMETBROS ASSEMBLE

Jose Moore
Jose Moore

Because he's the only one who cares more about not dying than about showing off. Which might sound stupid at first, but you've got to think about what kind of person would choose to be an adventurer, and why they'd do it.

David Harris
David Harris

The trick is to read every half-decent monthly isekai so it doesn't feel as sparse.

Evan Smith
Evan Smith

Are futuristic helmets allowed?

Brandon Peterson
Brandon Peterson

But GS is not isekai.

Zachary Myers
Zachary Myers

That's the point

By reading the isekai crap it makes the previous GS chapters seem fresh and new

Jacob Richardson
Jacob Richardson

of course

Brody Ward
Brody Ward

So 1-3 are jojos, is the 4th too? I don't remember "Sazae san" being a thing in part 4 but I haven't read it in a long time.

Domo, Goblinslayer desu
YEAAARRRT

Austin Bennett
Austin Bennett

Helmet here.

Jose Wright
Jose Wright

this waste of artistic talent
Fuck off.

Kayden Foster
Kayden Foster

So they have a meme involving jojo and GS like we do with Doom/GS?

Jose Roberts
Jose Roberts

Goblin slayer takes off his helmet once and never does it again.
More helmet wearings MCs when?

Ryder Johnson
Ryder Johnson

It's simply that the others are powerful enough that they get to go without helmets.

Hunter Bennett
Hunter Bennett

Not an actual class, although I would imagine a Goblin Hero would be a Goblin with class levels instead of just a Challenge Rating

Ethan Phillips
Ethan Phillips

I want to help you but I forgot the name. She's a "Goburin" orphan adopted by some adventurer.

Turns into Usagi Drop later so I'm not sure I want to read it.

Jackson Ross
Jackson Ross

I hope we get some nice views of the Gobos fucking that Elf...But wouldn't she mind-break them with 1000 years of experience?

Andrew Adams
Andrew Adams

Uh no. The king decided this shit.

Julian Kelly
Julian Kelly

lancer goes full spaghetti over guild girl
doesn't express even the tiniest bit of interest whatsoever in the total semen sorceress
Either she's his sister or he is really fucking devoted to that cute desk jockey.

Kayden Fisher
Kayden Fisher

Goblin Crashers.

Jeremiah Scott
Jeremiah Scott

Sorceress definitely has him whipped.

Chase Miller
Chase Miller

He's taken his helmet off, willingly or not, at least 5 times now.

Gavin King
Gavin King

Maybe he is straight edge

Elijah Barnes
Elijah Barnes

Ripped Wizards are the shit. I hate this no STR wizard meme.
This is Azar Javed. He dual wields hammers.

Anthony Cox
Anthony Cox

stop. you're ruining it for me. let me have this.

Daniel Phillips
Daniel Phillips

THE WORLD IS GOING TO BE DESTROYED YOU IDIOT
I don't give a fuck. Kill all goblins.
I honestly can't see myself getting tired of this.

Grayson Hughes
Grayson Hughes

a literal nigger

Thomas Ortiz
Thomas Ortiz

This is hot user

Fuck it is hot

Evan Cox
Evan Cox

SLANDER

Christopher Green
Christopher Green

Goblins or nothing
10/10

Justin Harris
Justin Harris

If anyone knows what the mage girl says i would appreciate it.

Also the title

Tyler Brown
Tyler Brown

go back to /v/ already

Michael Green
Michael Green

the russian is coming to end the world!
nah, the blacks will kill everyone in the city first

I can relate to that.

Angel Perez
Angel Perez

God damn GS you autistic fuck.

Henry Anderson
Henry Anderson

Reminds me of this one from way back when.
By the way, anyone else play Otogi back in the day? That was a fun game.

Brayden Jenkins
Brayden Jenkins

Who is rat slayer suppose to be?

Isaac Diaz
Isaac Diaz

When will she join the hare--I mean party?

Also, I read in a previous thread she's not actually a paladin, and gets made fun of for that; is there any more context? Can't find where it was first mentioned.

Justin Diaz
Justin Diaz

dunno.

Joseph Anderson
Joseph Anderson

You say thin, but what I see is effective.
You wear plate to block slashes and distribute the force across the plate.
You wear chainmail to block stabs, which it's excellent at. It could block a slash, but it couldn't distribute the force across the mail because the linkages aren't rigid.
So what do you do? You use both.

Nathaniel Kelly
Nathaniel Kelly

She only wants the Heavy Knight's attention; the guy she was with in her only appearance in the manga. She asked Goblin Slayer if the bikini armor will do the trick.

Ayden Mitchell
Ayden Mitchell

Read the thread you stupid tripnigger.

Luke White
Luke White

That is probably one of the most straightforward examples of someone just cutting right through the drama and bullshit of the moment with pure logic that I've ever seen in a manga. Faggoty conversations about feelings are nothing but a waste time that could be well spent murdering goblins.
Him or her?

Jonathan Richardson
Jonathan Richardson

Golbins?

Ryder Ortiz
Ryder Ortiz

tfw 5'11 manlet

Chase Hughes
Chase Hughes

youtu.be/azOvRwrqz2M?t=3m51s

Dylan Ramirez
Dylan Ramirez

0:08
Woah shit

Matthew Watson
Matthew Watson

You can practically see him raising his eyebrow incredulously behind his helmet.
the fuck do you mean this isn't a talk, slut? Our mouths are making words right now, that's the exact definition of talking, stupid. I wish I was killing goblins right now instead of talking to you.

Brayden Jackson
Brayden Jackson

Well, maybe you won't like future events as the party focus to heal GS's madness.

Michael Hughes
Michael Hughes

Smoker's lung

Ethan Watson
Ethan Watson

PTSD so unimaginably high
he's turned into a being of pure logical autism

And pic related never ceases to become apt as such

Sebastian Nguyen
Sebastian Nguyen

Thanks, OP

Kayden Hernandez
Kayden Hernandez

Makes me think of Chaika

Evan Morales
Evan Morales

Like Lizard Priest said, the enemies the five of them fought this time, were demons disguised as humans.
The request itself was extremely ordinary, it was basically investigating the new religion that'd been spreading through the town.
Although a small town, there was a shrine of the Supreme God, and they'd lost some sacred treasures.
The recovery and the request that included it - if someone asked "Are there any goblins?", the answer would be no.
In other words, it wasn't goblin hunting.
"Then I'm going to kill goblins" said Goblin Slayer, as Priestess apologized and bowed her head.
Despite High Elf Archer stubbornly saying "We will do it with the three of us then!", it was undeniable that they didn't have enough fighting power.
Just as they were worrying about what to do, Lancer called out to them.

Eli Reed
Eli Reed

Why you keep posting this?

Mason Lee
Mason Lee

???

Dylan Robinson
Dylan Robinson

I love GS

Anthony Turner
Anthony Turner

Is the LN or WN available translated anywhere?

Chase Stewart
Chase Stewart

Yes.

Easton Morgan
Easton Morgan

DID SOMEONE SAY GOBLINS?

Samuel Turner
Samuel Turner

It's funny because it's the reverse of the original comic's context

Colton Morris
Colton Morris

Dammit. Why can't I find it then?

Parker Parker
Parker Parker

that's because they don't exist

LN in japanese is only months old, can't expect too much from that.

Jeremiah Robinson
Jeremiah Robinson

shit, meant to reply to:

Benjamin Taylor
Benjamin Taylor

Gentle femdom?

Michael Sanchez
Michael Sanchez

This time, did you mean to reply to
?

Also, the first chapter is translated, so that's something.

Aaron Jackson
Aaron Jackson

Link to archive? Or is it on the goddess?

Hunter Baker
Hunter Baker

www21.zippyshare.com/v/4ElgF6qT/file.html
Cleaned png. Also added page with alternative translation user was talking about in previous thread.

Zachary Myers
Zachary Myers

this isn't my strong suit, but I did my best. I can upload the .PSD for those who want to take it further, let me know if there's any interest for that.

Charles Gray
Charles Gray

Just be glad there aren't any skaven ratfucks

Joseph Green
Joseph Green

????

Robert Davis
Robert Davis

Make him say "Goblins?"

Adam Davis
Adam Davis

his autistic thirst to kill goblins is fucking fascinating

Nathaniel Reyes
Nathaniel Reyes

Goddamn rat furries going north korea with nuclear rocks.
Lets go

Julian Barnes
Julian Barnes

We have chosen you.

Ryan Jenkins
Ryan Jenkins

GS is like that one guy from work who never talks but when someone mentions one of his autistic hobbies he will talk you ear off about it

Jaxson Taylor
Jaxson Taylor

How does one """speak""" like """"""this""""""?

Matthew Gomez
Matthew Gomez

user...

Lucas Phillips
Lucas Phillips

Bitches can't resist.

Daniel Wood
Daniel Wood

user.

Christian Diaz
Christian Diaz

That's how the author wrote it. It's his fault.

Easton Baker
Easton Baker

He doesn't talk that much even about goblins though, he's very efficient about it.

Blake Evans
Blake Evans

TRIGGERED

William Mitchell
William Mitchell

Polish Hussar reporting in!

Adam Gray
Adam Gray

I like this one

Alexander Ward
Alexander Ward

at least he have his priorities in order.

Mason Bennett
Mason Bennett

This isn't some fucking lowbie who doesn't know how to bind hotkeys. I don't understand why they even needed to ask GS instead of just walking in and just speed-running the nest. Even if there is no """stats""" in this world, there is no way someone with 2000 years of experience could not just react to any situation, and even if they mess up they have two teammates to back them up.

Isaiah Watson
Isaiah Watson

user.

Dylan Morris
Dylan Morris

The border on the left should be completed, otherwise all of these are lookin' good

Noah Kelly
Noah Kelly

The 2000 year thing is total bullshit, honestly.

Luke Perry
Luke Perry

That one's pretty good, too.

Noah Sanchez
Noah Sanchez

posting worst helmet since gothic plating
disgusting

Jacob Wood
Jacob Wood

Do you guys have some app or script that ads banners from your private stores into the rotation?

Jace Murphy
Jace Murphy

I would hammer that anvil with my dick.

Jaxson Allen
Jaxson Allen

This is a elf's butt.

Logan Russell
Logan Russell

Because just like in real life, even you have the most powerful army in the world, you rather let other people do the job or work together than going with only a few at it?

Colton Morales
Colton Morales

What was the original comic's context besides being anti-skub?

Jonathan Lee
Jonathan Lee

Fixed border.

Also, no; I don't have any banners--except this one, that I just made.

Jason Butler
Jason Butler

Will Lancerbro join the party?

Carter Jones
Carter Jones

Ah I cant stop thinking of Dragons Crown when I see the sorceress and elf

Andrew Walker
Andrew Walker

Damn semen demon. I want to fuck that ass until she can no longer walk straight.

Levi Russell
Levi Russell

you are not the only one.

Isaac Nguyen
Isaac Nguyen

A lot of characters are obviously riffs off of some other example of the charater. Lancer, Sorceress, Elf Archer, even the Hero is basically Haruhi.

This probably comes from the original version of the story using a lot of standins for character design, if I recall correctly.

Chase Price
Chase Price

Well, its highly likely that Goblin Slayer's author played Dragon's Crown prior to writing/drawing the manga.

Thomas Barnes
Thomas Barnes

user...

Jaxon Foster
Jaxon Foster

Elf ass best ass.

Brody Thompson
Brody Thompson

No resemblance whatsoever, original characters.

Evan Williams
Evan Williams

What? I'm just saying...

Benjamin Smith
Benjamin Smith

Not surprising since people who play tabletop more often than not inspire by/steal their characters archetypes straight from their favorite fiction wholesale.
And this story is inspired by tabletop sessions.

Jacob Martinez
Jacob Martinez

Does elf get raped?

Kayden Gonzalez
Kayden Gonzalez

The manga is an adaptation and the WN came out before Dragons Crown.

Ryan Young
Ryan Young

Oh. I see. I didn't know that.

Dominic Moore
Dominic Moore

Imagine making a "Sectoid Slayer" in XCom 2. You could self-rule that the character will always attempt to attack sectoids, no matter what, and are always equipped for anti-sectoid operating

Gavin Taylor
Gavin Taylor

As the person who wrote the alternative translation I should also put out that I assumed the dwarf was talking about Goblin Slayer in the bottom right panel when I read the raws. It doesn't make sense to me that he would talk about GS in the middle panel then all the sudden be like "That young one shows promise" in the next panel about the priestess. The translator obviously inserted his fan fiction into the TL and changed the middle panel text to support it.

Joshua Miller
Joshua Miller

read this manga's first chapter
literally Etrian Odyssey : the manga
Picked the fucked up.

Bentley Fisher
Bentley Fisher

Yeah it's pretty great for an isekai.

Jaxson Cruz
Jaxson Cruz

isekai

Kevin Wright
Kevin Wright

Except it's not an isekai. At all.

Eli Davis
Eli Davis

people have been throwing this term around for anything that has a fantasy world theme ever since Re:Zero begun to air

Adam Cox
Adam Cox

fantasy with game mechanic is isekai for those morons

William Garcia
William Garcia

Newb Party thought they were in a fantasy with Game mechanics.
Would it have change anything?

Chase Martinez
Chase Martinez

fucking newfags

Christian Garcia
Christian Garcia

This is, while usually true, not definitionally correct.

Nolan Nelson
Nolan Nelson

I like their hair. You can see it in the Duelists, by Ripley Scott, but I like that braid and queue they wore.

Jason Brooks
Jason Brooks

No important character gets gobbo raped. It's either for background characters or at most character backstories.

Bentley Collins
Bentley Collins

I do this on purpose but the worst part is that hes doing this for real.

Levi Roberts
Levi Roberts

Elfs are all young and flat
Best justice.

Parker Reyes
Parker Reyes

That's my Long War ranger, he just outright kills everything
There's a mod for Valkyria Chronicles-style potentials which is a lot like that.

Jaxson Russell
Jaxson Russell

He obviously is talking about GS. In fact both dwarf and lizardman do

Lucas Cruz
Lucas Cruz

"For my daughter I might be even able to defeat the demon king"

I am not kidding

Christian Hall
Christian Hall

PS LEFFEN I AIN'T DONE YET

Cooper Ward
Cooper Ward

2000 years old in high elf age is basically 15 in human age. It's cute how she uses how long she's live to act older and haughty in her bickering with a dwarf. She's still a child at heart.

Josiah Harris
Josiah Harris

What, so Yenpress has shit translations?

Michael Robinson
Michael Robinson

you will never be a cute 2000 year old 15 year old elf girl
Why even live?

Grayson Sanders
Grayson Sanders

The only one I've scrutinized is chapter 5. But would it really surprise you?

Jace Reed
Jace Reed

Have there been other alternative translations in previous chapters? If so, is there a folder link somewhere that collects all of them?

Mason Howard
Mason Howard

I guess?

Chase Hughes
Chase Hughes

just started reading this manga, and have just one question... why the goblin slayer do not take his helmet off to eat stuff...

Brandon Miller
Brandon Miller

Because Goblins.

Ryder White
Ryder White

Because of the Force

Brandon Price
Brandon Price

Only the third chapter which was translated from korean scanlation when yp was late and everyone hyped.

Camden Williams
Camden Williams

The problem with the hussars is that germany really had a hate boner for poland and many written record on the process of making the armor/weapons or even horse breeding was destroyed just becouse they could. Even painting weren't spared.
Is that what they learn at Polish schools?

Lol.

Brandon Cruz
Brandon Cruz

be 2000 year old elf
spend first 15 years of adolescence being raised and shit
spend next 1980 years being a hikkineet and doing absolutely nothing of worth
afterwards decide it's time to go out into the world and gain some life experience
barely get enough skill and achievements to become a silver ranked adventurer by the time I see my second millennium

Talk about a waste of life.

Matthew Diaz
Matthew Diaz

2000 in elf years is like 20 in human years in terms of growth. I.e. she was loli for 1300+ years.

Daniel Miller
Daniel Miller

You can't even wipe your own ass when you're 7 y/o

Andrew Jackson
Andrew Jackson

raising a yowling baby for 100s of years

I wouldn't be surprised if infanticide was common occurrence for knife-ears.

Owen Adams
Owen Adams

Certainly didn't expect GS to be as amusing as it is. I might find myself tiring of his autism soon enough but I will enjoy it no less until then.

Brody Parker
Brody Parker

Just nuke the goblin End of story.

Gavin Kelly
Gavin Kelly

You will never get to slay goblins with GS

Logan Foster
Logan Foster

You will never get to be GS's goblin bait

Blake Turner
Blake Turner

GS going back to the guild clerk like an excited kid going back to their mother to tell them about a gift they just got
It's goblins

John Ross
John Ross

You never know when a goblin might appear, better safe than sorry.

Carson Brooks
Carson Brooks

Why do you think they're always on the verge of extinction despite living forever?

Alexander Watson
Alexander Watson

It could be elf in this setting actually grows up slower than humans. Like maybe 100 years is one 1 year in human terms of physically aging.

Hunter Green
Hunter Green

Does that mean female elves are pregnant for years instead of months?

Thomas Martinez
Thomas Martinez

Low birth rate.

Ryan Robinson
Ryan Robinson

エルフ? more like エロフ

Joshua Howard
Joshua Howard

Is that what they learn at Polish schools?
No this is something every competent historian will tell you.

Nicholas Reyes
Nicholas Reyes

Why does no one translate the LN?

Benjamin Stewart
Benjamin Stewart

Watching people react to old news gives the weirdest feeling.

Cameron Jenkins
Cameron Jenkins

Because it's licensed.

Samuel Butler
Samuel Butler

i want pictures not texts

Average GS follower

Jeremiah Perez
Jeremiah Perez

Potsuten (droop)
why the fuck did they even write 'potsuten'

Mason Sullivan
Mason Sullivan

Reading is for faggots.

Wyatt Perry
Wyatt Perry

Wasn't Overlord licensed as well but the translation still going on under disguise of fanfic or I remember it wrong?

Levi Reyes
Levi Reyes

Still prefered the goblin checking out priest's body with Cred Forums on her ass.

Noah Evans
Noah Evans

I don't know what you're talking about FBI-kun, but if such a situation existed here would be my hypothetical response. Overlord already had a community dedicated to it before it's licensing, Goblin Slayer straight out of the gate was licensed discouraging anyone from picking it up since there was no appetite for it further preventing anyone with courage from learning about it. I hear rumors that the supposed man who translates Overlord does so from Chinese to English, how he does that with a Japanese Light Novel leads me to believe that it's all some elaborate tale spun by for Cred Forums that people keep falling for. You've been memed, there are no Overlord translations.

Gavin Lee
Gavin Lee

pauses to speak between every succ

Carter Hall
Carter Hall

I dunno, fbi-kun.

Julian Price
Julian Price

What if our current military might here in the real world were to go to the Goblin Slayer world? Would we win?

Blake Green
Blake Green

Wrong thread, start a GATE thread if you want to discuss those questions.

Brody Thompson
Brody Thompson

Would we win?

Elijah Butler
Elijah Butler

Depends on the country, the leader in charge, the agenda, and how good they are at getting that country's populace to swallow said agenda. If it's a first world country then more than likely yes.

Justin Jenkins
Justin Jenkins

Only if we Use Soviet Tactics

Benjamin Lewis
Benjamin Lewis

Why GS always wear his helmet ? Did his face got deforned so hard from fighting he has to wear his helmet all the time ? I am asking for spoiler here.

Elijah Gutierrez
Elijah Gutierrez

Shouldn't she be thinking >Oh, another one of THOSE parties.

What kind of DnD rip-off fantasy world doesn't have racially-diverse adventuring parties running around everywhere?

Julian White
Julian White

Jesus, bitch, just use larger word bubbles.

Josiah Clark
Josiah Clark

GS is the type who skips through NPC dialogue just so he can get to following the new marker on his map.

Oliver Jones
Oliver Jones

She asked Goblin Slayer if the bikini armor will do the trick.
Why on earth does she think that GS has any idea?

Sebastian Rogers
Sebastian Rogers

Because you got memed by fake spoiler

Henry Jackson
Henry Jackson

I'd clang and bang her anvil, if you catch my drift

Owen Smith
Owen Smith

That would very painful

Mason Morgan
Mason Morgan

MAN ON A MISSION

Kayden Hill
Kayden Hill

how to summon GS

Christopher Scott
Christopher Scott

The thing /tg/, and other tabletop parodies, like to forget, is that the muder-hobo PCs have typically been quite rare within their own campaigns. Going back to your classic LotR, the Fellowship was quite an amazing thing. It's explicitly incredibly rare for all those races' and personalities' goals and motivations to line up, and for the people involved to be heroic enough, to form such a band.

Nowadays, people tend to play up some sort of adventuring scene more in a campaign, but this is more spun out of the typical parody cliche of pretending a bunch of different strains of the same story all happened in one universe.

Gabriel Richardson
Gabriel Richardson

Helmet will always be for protection, never about hiding one's face.
Keep that in mind.

John Young
John Young

He's too autistic to even think of taking it off.

Adrian Russell
Adrian Russell

It's because drawfs assume that GS is so badass, that he cuts his own beard.
That would be my guess.

Jace Moore
Jace Moore

oh nice finally

Carson Wood
Carson Wood

waah
why do people like things I don't like
Keep crying bitch nigga, I'll be over here laughing my ass off.

Adam Walker
Adam Walker

who is this semen demon

Jeremiah Kelly
Jeremiah Kelly

novelupdates.com/series/the-reincarnated-vampire-wants-an-afternoon-nap/

Jaxson Bennett
Jaxson Bennett

You never know when it might be time to kill some gobbers.

Camden Williams
Camden Williams

Is this shoujo shit?

Wyatt Jenkins
Wyatt Jenkins

The pic is, the thing linked is not.

Charles Williams
Charles Williams

Why must people translate shit while there are better series out there left untranslated?

Jordan Sanchez
Jordan Sanchez

Because it makes you mad, if you want it so much go learn Jap and read it yourself.

Colton Adams
Colton Adams

mind broken after that little bit of goblin rape
I expected her to last longer.

Jace Evans
Jace Evans

those bubbles cost money ya'know

Noah Ortiz
Noah Ortiz

This ass is really asking for it. I hope we get some unveiled service.

Christopher Bailey
Christopher Bailey

Nail clipper

Grayson Kelly
Grayson Kelly

This kind of pure autism appears once in 10000 years
Truly great times to live in

Hunter Perez
Hunter Perez

She's so high she probably has her own space exploration program by now

Angel Clark
Angel Clark

Expected lizard to be GS' nigga
Turn's out it's dwarf

Mason Harris
Mason Harris

Remove goblin REMOVE GOBLIN you are the worst monster....

Carter Moore
Carter Moore

Not 4Gob

Nolan Reed
Nolan Reed

Elf is sitting as if she wants the D

2000 years old and still naturally lewd.

Grayson Lee
Grayson Lee

I don't expect you to last longer.

Blake Jenkins
Blake Jenkins

Very large means that he got very hard

Ryder Morales
Ryder Morales

A planted sky sneaks into the demon lord's forces.
Starts hamfisting goblins everywhere.
Gob mages, gob heroes
Gob dragon riders
Gob DL
All so they can goad GS into action

Liam Russell
Liam Russell

Being lancer is suffering

Nolan Sanchez
Nolan Sanchez

What do you mean by that?

Jaxson Hall
Jaxson Hall

Bump limit, make another thread while the chapter is still new.

Justin Robinson
Justin Robinson

where the rape ?

Wyatt Rivera
Wyatt Rivera

This fucking guy
Fifth chapter in a row

Jacob Lee
Jacob Lee

Holy shit this author

Nathan Jenkins
Nathan Jenkins

That feel when your supperior is so autistic it makes you cry but you cannot do anything about it because he's just too good at his job

Brayden Butler
Brayden Butler

Go replay Sengoku Rance for your rape.

Michael Cruz
Michael Cruz

I'm really warming up to Priestess.

Michael Anderson
Michael Anderson

Every douche wants to do something ironic or add dick jokes into everything. I just want to play a regular campaign.