Goblin slayer ch.5 English

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this chapter was pretty funny. goblin slayer is a good protagonist so far

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DID SOMEONE SAID GOBLINS?!

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WHY WIZARDS ALWAYS SPEAK IN CONFUSING WAYS?!

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>mage is still not filled with goblin cock
I don't even know why i bother.

Is she slow in the head? Why does she keep pausing?

>Why does she keep pausing?
Wizard.

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Dwarf know his shit

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2000 years old and she is still flat.

The complete madman doesn't give a fuck about anything but gobs.

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Screw the end of the world

Goblin genocide first.

>No panties
LEWD

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You autistic fuck.

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>An ancient evil awakens

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So the reason why the governments doesn't move armies to kill gobs is because other races would think they are preparing to attack them? well, fuck.

>Representatives from each race
Hmm

Man that magician lady sure talk weird.

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>spearman
ONE JOB, JEW PRESS, ONE JOB!!!!!!!!!!!

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>Where, amount, types
EFFICIENCY!

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Spoiler, pic related solves all this shit offscreen.

The only payment he needs is the blood of the goblins running across the ground and the sound of their bones crushing beneath his boot.

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I almost dropped this because of the annoing speech bubbles. What the fuck man?

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I don't know why but I laughed harder than I should have.

Haruhi?

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Is this....actual, not buzzword used by Cred Forums, autism?

Sorry I'm late to the party, had to defend Vienna.

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YOU
AUTISTIC
FUCK

Elf will follow GS just to try to understand him?

Probably
>2000 years
>Never seen this level of autism

I bet one of the big plot twists is demons actually evolve from goblins like some Pokemon shit, so GS has been saving the world by nipping that threat in the bud.

see

Final boss for GS is this.

>the face of someone not giving a fuck

Elf has been around the block a few thousand times huh

>I believe it is.
I fucking love Goblin Slayer.

Gotta love some motherfucking efficiency, it's far too rare in LN protags.

Is GS over?

>that blush
Bitches love guys who solo raid goblin nests.

that Haruhi?

Female notGandalf.

Nope, remember, GS only cares about gobs, demons is not his problem.
Also, haruhi may killed demon lord, but there are still fucks that are now trying to revive him, like this faggot and he uses gobs.

His autism is literally bringing her to tears.

Why does she wears a pantsu over her pants?

Question would Polish Hussar armor be viable in GS Universe?

>that Elf leader next to the dwarf leader
They are stomping at each other's foot font they?

Actual armor...i guess?

It's heavy cavalry armor. So not it's shit for cave exploration.

What a wonderful party. It's kind of like the opposite of Dungeon Meshi.

Your image isn't the real armor, right?
Because that shit look paper thin and simply for decoration.

Looks like Aur.

Faggot alright.

So does that mean all Elves in that world are flat? That must be paradise.

It seems pretty thin in all pictures i'm coming across.

Rekt

Which means no real armor is left or nobody is interesting in taking photos of rustic junks when more beautiful decorative armors are available.

Not surprising exactly.

The autism is off the charts in this chapter.

It's pretty funny demons are running around but medieval Doomguy doesn't give a fuck about them

Maybe he already is the demons

But this is good, it will shut up the "waaaaaa! harem!" fags, GS is literally unable to get the concept.

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He sees the big picture. Everyone's focusing on big shit ignoring the little menaces all over. And GS is pigeonholed specialist so why bother venturing outside his field?

Here are some pieces that survived to this day. The problem with the hussars is that germany really had a hate boner for poland and many written record on the process of making the armor/weapons or even horse breeding was destroyed just becouse they could. Even painting weren't spared.

forgot the pic

Now this look more battle-purposed with the chainmail underneath it.

So now we know where he got the water scroll from.

>Wears a full suit of armor
>Clearly has battle damage on it
>strong stance despite smallish stature
>"Are you really a silver rank?"
Why is the elf so stupid? Dwarf bro knows what's good.

2000 years old and all that autism.

How many threads have people been saying this? Fuck the demon armies if we allow the termites to destroy the house from the inside of the walls.

At least it's an explanation.

I know we've been joking but he literally is autistic as fuck.

>Why is the elf so stupid?
Have you seen how swag the other silver rank adventurers are? GS looks like a dirty peasant with his gear. There's a reason why even rookies laugh at his shit looking gear. Compare his to lancer. That guy combines swag and skill that allow him to take down 20 men.

>GS looks like a dirty peasant with his gear
That shows their inexperience though? The dwarf knew why GS dressed like that from a glance. It's weird that no other higher ranking member made a similar observation. I would understand if the stigma about GS was purely because of his personality or as this chapter shows, because they think he uses underhanded means to succeed on his jobs. But for other mid/high tier adventurers to not recognize a capable warrior from their equipment shows just how bad they are, or the writing is.

>20 men
Its nothing come back when he can solo a large nest of goblins.

The dwarf is 107 years old, he has more experience than the MUCH more younger adventurers, even if they have his rank.

Thats wrong a higher ranked adventurers fight stronger and fewer in numbers monsters.
Also they probably change gear after 2/3 quests.

>implying that age is a factor
>implying that the sorcerer also doesn't know that GS is on the up and up which is why she even agreed to give him a scroll that can summon a fucking ocean
Cmon user.

This strikes me as the type of setting where people only have one outfit they will wear for the duration of the story. Plus if it is taking notes from JRPG's everyone will only ever wear one thing even if they "change" their equipment.

Goblins are like children. A nest of them aren't much of a threat compared to twenty presumably armed and experienced fighters.

The issue is Goblins aren't as stupid as you would want to think, and they are brutal, evil, and will fuck up anyone that doesn't take them seriously.

Even the party of newbie adventurers from the start killed some goblins, while making every mistake imaginable.

Because he is a Specialized Adventurer Who only Hunts Goblins. therefore the armor and equipment is going to reflect on that.

That and being a total waste of resources. Like seriously, why would you mobilize an entire army to raid a goblin nest?

Why we should care what non-important characters think of GS? Pic related changed her opinion after talking with him a little.

>Specialized

This is the important point; the list of things that the Dwarf remarks on are all about why it makes GS suitable to kill goblins.

>goblin slayer slayers

The gobs will rise again and your women will submit to the gob cock.
We are united and many, puny man and creatures cannot match our hate and fury.
The time is coming, none shall be spared from our might.

>Goblin heroes
>heroes
that is an actual class? hey /tg/, explain.

Happened long before that. Don't talk about things you don't know.

more like everytime you attack goblins you are literally walking into a trap that is home to your enemies in conditions that basically fuck you.

yeah, yeah, the battle at the farm, i know.

GOB STRONK!
WE NO FEAR GOB SHITTER!!!
GOB! GOB! GOB! GOB!

And a mage is going to wear cloth armor, carry a staff, and in most cases wear a big hat.

If we are using equipment to signify class then every person in this series wears specialized gear and you can tell what they tend to fight from a glance.

Still no excuse to look at a guy in full armor and assume he's a plebian.

Are there female goblins?

no

My sides.

Well...

Why does the big boob
sorceress
talk so weird?

>Goblins equal to platinum rank
>Goblin slayer will defeat them all

I can't fucking wait! I'm giddy like a school girl

Is the novel being translated?

Pretty sure GS would collapse the suddenly finds himself in tempest. Or die instantly.

she's out of breath from all the smoking

REMOVE GOBLIN SLAYER remove goblin slayer
you are worst adventurer. you are the whore idiot you are the slut smell. return to the farm. To his priestess you may come our cave. you may die from rape….ahahahaha ,Goblin slayer we will never forgeve you. human rascal FUck but fuck asshole slut stink, Goblin Slayer genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead slayer..ahahahahah ADVENTURERS WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget the murdered gobs. Goblin slayer return to your poor farm….hahahahaha idiot Goblin slayer and priestess smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE HUMANS FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. Goblins+Hobgoblins+Shamans=kill humans…you will die/ Goblin hero alive in cave, Goblin hero making army of goblins. fast army goblin hero. we are rich and have your women now hahahaha ha because of goblin hero… you are ppoor stink adventurer… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in the barn
Goblin hero alive numbr one #1 in cave….fuck the adventurers,..FUCKk ashol Goblin slayer no good i spit? in the mouth eye of ur madness. Goblin hero alive and real strong gob shaman kill all the adventurer farm animal with goblin magic now we the goblins rule .ape of the zoo slayers mother fukc the great goblin and lay egg this egg hatch and Goblin slayer wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our women we will crush u lik a skull of human. Goblins greattst race!

Vol 1 out this december i think, by yenpress.

U wot m8?

Goblins Platinum Ranks!!!!!!! And the army still ignore this if one goblin hero or king appear.

It's their equivalent though, I don't think he's implying they're actually equal in skill and fighting ability.

Yeah, i realize that now.

I want to touch that anvil

That type of nomenclature is something you'll see in JRPG's when referring to monsters that have "races" but different species. I've seen it in the Dragon Quest and Shiren the Wanderer games although the term hero isn't always used.

Basically we have goblins < Drifters < Hobgoblins < Shamans < Heroes < Kings

as far as sub-species of Goblins. Live long enough and a basic goblin becomes a drifter. Slightly larger and more intelligent. Then there is an unknown juncture where Shaman and Hobgoblins form. And going off the names I would assume that Lords branch off from the Shaman tree because of their leadership role and Champions from the Hobgoblin tree because of their strength.

Neat chapter. is there a DL link?

You're a funny guy GS

Dwarf my nigga he understands Goblin Slayer.

GS does not disappoint. Hopefully he never will.

This is the kind of autism I can get behind. So Goblin Slayer truly is an autistic filthily dressed and smelling adventurer who only has gobs on the mind.

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I like the guild girl she has a neat braid and cute smile. Priestess leave GS alone!

So will the entire series be about people tricking GS by saying that there are goblins everywhere?

I would suggest that the plate was just the final layer, with layers of chain and padded/leather armor underneath. Armor doesn't just need to be solid plates of 1/4" steel.

Is Elf-chan a virgin?

She reminds me of Senkawa from Cinderella Girls. Braids+administration job+friendly but also strict personality.

She should, that's exactly what you're supposed to think of.

Collage of every "goblins" GS had speak when?

>someone says goblins

GS theme comes youtube.com/watch?v=a6BbvCC0VI0

>2,000 years old
>is dumb as balls and acts like she was born yesterday
>probably not even as good in a fight as her teammates or GS
>probably won't even get raped
Elf girl was a mistake.

Typically longer lifespan goes in tandem with a much slower development cycle.

I think sometimes Elves are also depicted as entirely lacking education systems, so short of base observation young elves are expected to gain the sum total of their knowledge in their own lifetimes.

>can live for 10000 years
>just dick around in the forest for 2000 before leaving

that is just how elves are

That's tree huggers for you.

Well, which one?

2mm of hardened steel armor properly formed to redirect blows is enough to be impervious to penetration of anything but cavalry lances, warhammers, really heavy duty armor-piercing crossbow bolts, and firearms. Hussars aren't the best example of armored knights anyway as they came at the tail end of the era of armor and the death of heavy cavalry. They themselves replaced classic medieval heavy armor lancers in the polish army and were in turn replaced by light cavalry.

GG > Cow > Priestess > Elf

Thanks, OP

>One month until the next chapter

I don't think i can survive monthly releases

Elf is on to something here.
She already had 4 player co-op covered here.

I thought Elf was an Astolfo for a second here.

Goblin lord fight wasn't that good. Goblin champ fight won't be out for bloody ages.

KILL ALL THE GOBURIN!!!
RIP AND TEAR!!! RIP AND TEAR!!!

lizard > dwarf > guild > CG > priest > sorceress > notyetpaladin > holy > gob > elf

fite me

They are nothing without priestess so she goes first.

double dubs confirm elf flatter than a boy

Reminder

Goblin Slayer = Restless Armor (DQ)
Priestess = Priestess (DQ3)
Cow Girl = Aki Mikage (Silver Spoon)
Guild Girl = Chihiro (Cinderella Girls)
Elf Archer = Sinon (SAO)
Dwarf Shaman = Netero (HxH)
Lizard Priest = Kiyonari Ulquiaga (Horizon)
Lancer = Lancer (FSN)
Sorceress = Sorceress (Dragon's Crown)
Heavy Warrior = Guts
Female Knight = Agrias Oaks
Cow Girl's Uncle = Iwark Briar
Sister = Kirino Kousaka
Hero = Haruhi Suzumiya and Najimi Ajimu
Sword Master = Mikuru Asahina
Sage = Yuki Nagato
God = Truth (FMA)
Goddess = Ultimate Madoka
Goblins = Terraformars
Ogre = Kars

GG like lizard cause he stoic like GS

Nice, you made this, user?

>number 3
>literally pic related

>vagina armor but no thigh armor
Doesn't really make any more sense that way.

Nah it's from pixiv. Have some more.

Based on the filename, I don't think so.

>respect your elders
Chillindude get out of my head

Who, whoa, what? i know fem GS and delincuent gob are from priestess silly 4 koma but who the hell are the blonde and the cat girl?!

>GS blush for goblin

>Aur
Man, that shit has so much wasted potential.

dunno it's only tagged goblin slayer.

It's also made of solid steel. If you had fuckoff oversized fantasy armor, you wouldn't be able to fight in it. That shit there is already almost as heavy as what modern soldiers carry. That said, if you want more your best bet is /tg/.

I remember someone said there was a yandere assassin girl but everyone took it for lies, is that blonde girl? it was actually true?

Yeah, it just proves to you that, even the unusual overpowered non beta MC can be pretty bad.

It's not about the character actually, it's about how you handle that character.

can you give us link to the pixiv?

youtube.com/watch?v=xvABGMYVObo

Here, this is the guys profile
pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=768225

He upgraded the elf with bigger ballistics.

Kek

"What would I want with an anvil?"

I'd hammer it methodically for hours with sweat pouring off me from the heat. Call yourself a dwarf...

>tfw GS gets this on pixiv while shieldbro gets small stuff or mostly fanart of the spear hero spinoff. Also genderbent shieldbro for some reason?
At least there's some stuff by the manga author but still.

ELF ELF ELF

what?

>GG DEMON LORD CONFIRMED

>Huge boobs elf
Now we talkin!

Why is the witch speaking in such a retarded way?

Perhaps he said that because he's a shaman and not a blacksmith, warrior, etc.

>that pink hair
You fucks where right...

she has got some yoda thing going on, I can't imagine an ara ara voice when she talks that way.

>It's Goblins
My fuckin guy

Good. Shieldvictim is trash.

Don't open this image!

Meanwhile, shit like Bookworm gets tons of fanarts from its crazy fans.

Life is truly unfair.

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>EDF style Goblin Slayer game never

Was that the one who is slowly dying of mana overflow?

She's not going to die though. It's just an easy way for her to be coddled by every other character in the story.

Elf is such a cutie

Truly best girl

He doesn't have to do it full-time, it's just an innate part of his culture.

Dwarfs mine and work metal, elfs prance about the forest, goblins rape cute girls. It's just their nature.

Hes too likeable damnit

>this waste of artistic talent
>elf girl who apparently has 2000 years of knowledge doesn't wear armor to at least cover her stomach

>wearing no panties
Arousing the goblins only makes them angrier

Where are the boots?

>elf girl who apparently has 2000 years of knowledge doesn't wear armor to at least cover her stomach

It's my main beef with most of old-as-fuck races acting like teenage girls.

I'm interested in how GS got the name Beard Cutter. Are there beard goblins? How much does he charge for a haircut?

Well, just like in Dragon Pass, sometimes it's better to nip small problems in the bud before they become larger but still not quite big problems. Course even then it's just something you throw a trash noble, some weaponthanes, and a dozen or more footmen every now and again. Unless there's a shaman.

It's knowledge of the treefuckers so fuckall unless it's about the contents of a forest.

Go read LoTR and then come back to the thread.

They're just a bunch of pole-proportioned dendrophiles

Tolkien elves are the only elves, sure. Maybe you need to read more books.

It's probably just to air out her sweaty vagina.

Praise the Gobos

Really cute.

Tolkien elves are the og fantasy elves

Elf gets dicked.

Guess haruhi finally found that isekai she always wanted.

We get it you vape

Its the fucking stinky smelly dumb goblins again

Actually this sounds crazy, but I do hope Goblin Slayer subverts the Elf doujin meme steriotype Elves have in Japan

It'd be neat if the Elf girl not only learned shit from being in GS's party, but if the knowledge actually helps her kick ass and kill goblins later on

If she's a silver rank and fighting against the demon army she should already know how to kick ass

She can already kill goblins just fine. Fucking hell this thread.

You see the look on her face, we already know what her fetish is, she gets drenched for those strong take charge motherfucker that will never be interested in her. A diabolical preference, unobtainable in nature and she is forced to simply finger herself under the desk every time her man walks in all silent and covered in Goblin entrails, fantasizing about him fucking her harder than the goblins fucked his sister.

>Seriously, it's embarrassing.

Please give me the sauce of the qt.

>Did you say goblins?

That's our GS.

But she doesn't even have a helmet

what kind of silver rank just goes around goblin territory not having a helmet

I mean elves DO have helmets, even if she has to wear a fucking tree log like a burka on her head, it's better than nothing

GS is the only adventurer shown to wear a full helmet so far.

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So this 3 new recruits wants to attach the knowledge GS for more intel. There might be ongoing activity goblin around the provinces.

I NEED THE SAUCE~

It's like that one running joke in Scooby-Doo where every time someone referred to Scoob as a dog he would say "Dog? Where?"

CG > Elf > GG > Priest

>Oh it's goblins? Why didn't you say so in the first place.

Oh my sides, I'm convinced he's replaced most of his vocabulary with Goblins.
>"Oh Goblin Slayer! how was your day?"
>"It was Goblins"

>"How many people do you think we need for this?"
>"About as much as a Goblin can count."

Batshit insane blacksmith fucking when?!
Making weapons of mass genocide for gobs.

I'd like a medium rare goblin with a side of goblin, hold the goblin. And a diet Dr.Goblin.

Not, they aren't. Tolkien steal elven lore from folk stories from France and heavily altered some of it.

>gob takes the Soulstone and jams it into head
>gob becomes Demon Lord Diagobbo
>Goblin Slayer tells all the other heroes to keep the gobs down while he goes to deal with the big one
>Diablo tries to take over Goblin Slayer's body
>"Not gob, not interested."
>tosses Soulstone through his portal scroll to the bottom of the ocean

>The starting point of a request is this notice board
>Your first request will usually be cleaning drains, giant rat hunting
(I've got to quickly meet that person)
>I want to get mentored by a goblin-hunting veteran
>Eh

>Goblin hunting veteran Goblinslayer-san
>Domo. I'm Goblinslayer.
>It actually happened!?

>Giant rat hunting veteran Ratslayer-san
>WHO!?
>WHAT!?

>Drain cleaning veteran *Drainslayer-san
>Nice timing! Why not come with us! There's an urgent request!
(No comment)

*Cleaning drains is "dobusarai" and slayer is "sureiya" so the drain cleaning experts are "dobusaraiya"

>"How many Goblins for these Healing Potions?"
>"2 gold"

>"I'll take 5 anti-Gobzone"
>"Explosion potions are 50 copper each"

But didn't those newbies go down the drain in the first chapter? pretty sure they made a big mess too

>no new memes

ded series

Read it again son.

Demon army is more the threat than goblins.Well its clear. The adventures priority is go after the demons. I cant blame them.

Give us time, we have this

The young king wills it.

That will be skipped too wwwww

Must be depressing for some adventurers after beating some high level threat to find out their village has been burned down by goblins.

SAVAGE

>young king
you mean haruhi

>titty monster sorceress smoking a pipe she lit with magic
>knife ears vs. earth manlets bants
>humble lizard priest
>No nonsense MC gets right to point and springs right into action once he's got all the information
>determined, qt healer decides to join him
God, I love this series so far, this is right up my alley.

>She already had 4 player co-op covered here
I feel like I need to explain the joke to you here. The name the nips use for GS is ゴブスレ, which, while it's just a contracted form of "goblin slayer," can also be taken to mean "fifth slay(er)," and he also has five slits on his helmet. Elf-chan is then going on to imagine what he'd look like if he were other numbers instead of five.

1 is doomguy (look the emblem on his armor)

>I feel like I need to explain the joke to you here.
Well thank you knowledgeable user. I'm deeply moved by your willingness to help us.

Huh your right, they must be monitoring us and watching our GS memes

what about 2 and 4? i am sure 3 is dead space.

>lancer continuing to have E-rank luck with the ladies
>made black mage look more like Sorceress than Scathach

missed an opportunity i tell you what

could be jap GS memes

Can goburins be saved? Especially this goburin? How come all goburins have to die?

Yeah, I got that but why is lizardman the 8th?

Kek.
>implying GS is a non helmet retard like Aidan

I can't believe we have to wait 30 goblins for a new goblin to come out.

Literally Heavy Swordman's luck. The guy with the female knight.

>Beard cutter
>Rat puncher
>Porch sweeper
>Shoe Polisher

goblins

Can someone typeset this?

>I THOUGHT I HERD SOMEONE SAY GOBLINS

To give you a hint, these are what the little quotes above each of their heads says:
1: "Hamon!"
2: "Run away!"
3: "Stand!"
4: "Sazae-san!"

By the gods

imagine a blowjob

Please tell me this artist made hentai before

so 3 is from Jojo. Any ideas?

I have no idea and this also means 1 and 3 aren't doom and dead space?

If you give me a few minutes i guess i could do it.

interesting.

JESUS CHRIST HOW BAKED IS THIS SLUT

Martial arts girl is
>It'll be kind of fun you know?
but I can't read mage-sans' line so there

>It actually happened!?
is actually
>I met my goal!?
but I don't how how to phrase that properly in english. If anyone can come up with one that'd be nice.

Honestly, she seems more like the type who gets off to femdomming goblins hardcore and forcing them to cum inside her until they die.
My interpretation, at least.

All the time. Nobody is going to stop a wizard getting high. It helps them bend the laws of reality.

>Hamon
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamon_(swordsmithing)
unbreakable mind then?

Man that wizard is ripped

>Number
>Very large

This is probably the closest to sexual arousal Goblin Slayer has ever felt.

You think that is a ripped wizard? see this guy and the soundtrack he carries
>youtube.com/watch?v=4_gObHt1uZA

Helmetbros report in

Well those are clearly jojo refences but the insignias look to reference videogames.

should i put ripple or hamon?

How about, "it actually worked out?"

He is kind of using her as bait or a tool.

mobile oven

Not as a bait but as a support.

Muscle wizard, basic spells include fist.

maybe it as close they can get to rip and tear that would have worked with the other 3

This could be a new meme

>this is priestess
>no, this is bait

Does anyone know what is the type of font that the GS translation uses? Im kinda getting tired of anime ace

HELMETBROS ASSEMBLE

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Because he's the only one who cares more about not dying than about showing off. Which might sound stupid at first, but you've got to think about what kind of person would choose to be an adventurer, and why they'd do it.

The trick is to read every half-decent monthly isekai so it doesn't feel as sparse.

Are futuristic helmets allowed?

But GS is not isekai.

That's the point

By reading the isekai crap it makes the previous GS chapters seem fresh and new

of course

So 1-3 are jojos, is the 4th too? I don't remember "Sazae san" being a thing in part 4 but I haven't read it in a long time.

>Domo, Goblinslayer desu
YEAAARRRT

Helmet here.

>>this waste of artistic talent
Fuck off.

So they have a meme involving jojo and GS like we do with Doom/GS?

>Goblin slayer takes off his helmet once and never does it again.
More helmet wearings MCs when?

It's simply that the others are powerful enough that they get to go without helmets.

Not an actual class, although I would imagine a Goblin Hero would be a Goblin with class levels instead of just a Challenge Rating

I want to help you but I forgot the name. She's a "Goburin" orphan adopted by some adventurer.

Turns into Usagi Drop later so I'm not sure I want to read it.

I hope we get some nice views of the Gobos fucking that Elf...But wouldn't she mind-break them with 1000 years of experience?

Uh no. The king decided this shit.

>lancer goes full spaghetti over guild girl
>doesn't express even the tiniest bit of interest whatsoever in the total semen sorceress
Either she's his sister or he is really fucking devoted to that cute desk jockey.

Goblin Crashers.

Sorceress definitely has him whipped.

He's taken his helmet off, willingly or not, at least 5 times now.

Maybe he is straight edge

Ripped Wizards are the shit. I hate this no STR wizard meme.
This is Azar Javed. He dual wields hammers.

stop. you're ruining it for me. let me have this.

>THE WORLD IS GOING TO BE DESTROYED YOU IDIOT
>I don't give a fuck. Kill all goblins.
I honestly can't see myself getting tired of this.

>a literal nigger

This is hot user

Fuck it is hot

SLANDER

Goblins or nothing
10/10

If anyone knows what the mage girl says i would appreciate it.

Also the title

go back to Cred Forums already

>the russian is coming to end the world!
>nah, the blacks will kill everyone in the city first

I can relate to that.

God damn GS you autistic fuck.

Reminds me of this one from way back when.
By the way, anyone else play Otogi back in the day? That was a fun game.

Who is rat slayer suppose to be?

When will she join the hare--I mean party?

Also, I read in a previous thread she's not actually a paladin, and gets made fun of for that; is there any more context? Can't find where it was first mentioned.

dunno.

You say thin, but what I see is effective.
You wear plate to block slashes and distribute the force across the plate.
You wear chainmail to block stabs, which it's excellent at. It could block a slash, but it couldn't distribute the force across the mail because the linkages aren't rigid.
So what do you do? You use both.

She only wants the Heavy Knight's attention; the guy she was with in her only appearance in the manga. She asked Goblin Slayer if the bikini armor will do the trick.

Read the thread you stupid tripnigger.

That is probably one of the most straightforward examples of someone just cutting right through the drama and bullshit of the moment with pure logic that I've ever seen in a manga. Faggoty conversations about feelings are nothing but a waste time that could be well spent murdering goblins.
Him or her?

Golbins?

>tfw 5'11 manlet

youtu.be/azOvRwrqz2M?t=3m51s

>0:08
Woah shit

You can practically see him raising his eyebrow incredulously behind his helmet.
>the fuck do you mean this isn't a talk, slut? Our mouths are making words right now, that's the exact definition of talking, stupid. I wish I was killing goblins right now instead of talking to you.

Well, maybe you won't like future events as the party focus to heal GS's madness.

Smoker's lung

>PTSD so unimaginably high
>he's turned into a being of pure logical autism

And pic related never ceases to become apt as such

Thanks, OP

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Makes me think of Chaika

>Like Lizard Priest said, the enemies the five of them fought this time, were demons disguised as humans.
>The request itself was extremely ordinary, it was basically investigating the new religion that'd been spreading through the town.
>Although a small town, there was a shrine of the Supreme God, and they'd lost some sacred treasures.
>The recovery and the request that included it - if someone asked "Are there any goblins?", the answer would be no.
>In other words, it wasn't goblin hunting.
>"Then I'm going to kill goblins" said Goblin Slayer, as Priestess apologized and bowed her head.
>Despite High Elf Archer stubbornly saying "We will do it with the three of us then!", it was undeniable that they didn't have enough fighting power.
>Just as they were worrying about what to do, Lancer called out to them.

Why you keep posting this?

???

I love GS

Is the LN or WN available translated anywhere?

Yes.

DID SOMEONE SAY GOBLINS?

It's funny because it's the reverse of the original comic's context

Dammit. Why can't I find it then?

that's because they don't exist

LN in japanese is only months old, can't expect too much from that.

shit, meant to reply to:

Gentle femdom?

This time, did you mean to reply to
?

Also, the first chapter is translated, so that's something.

Link to archive? Or is it on the goddess?

www21.zippyshare.com/v/4ElgF6qT/file.html
Cleaned png. Also added page with alternative translation user was talking about in previous thread.

this isn't my strong suit, but I did my best. I can upload the .PSD for those who want to take it further, let me know if there's any interest for that.

Just be glad there aren't any skaven ratfucks

????

Make him say "Goblins?"

his autistic thirst to kill goblins is fucking fascinating

Goddamn rat furries going north korea with nuclear rocks.
Lets go

>We have chosen you.

GS is like that one guy from work who never talks but when someone mentions one of his autistic hobbies he will talk you ear off about it

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How does one """speak""" like """"""this""""""?

user...

Bitches can't resist.

user.

That's how the author wrote it. It's his fault.

He doesn't talk that much even about goblins though, he's very efficient about it.

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TRIGGERED

Polish Hussar reporting in!

I like this one

at least he have his priorities in order.

This isn't some fucking lowbie who doesn't know how to bind hotkeys. I don't understand why they even needed to ask GS instead of just walking in and just speed-running the nest. Even if there is no """stats""" in this world, there is no way someone with 2000 years of experience could not just react to any situation, and even if they mess up they have two teammates to back them up.

user.

The border on the left should be completed, otherwise all of these are lookin' good

The 2000 year thing is total bullshit, honestly.

That one's pretty good, too.

>posting worst helmet since gothic plating
disgusting

Do you guys have some app or script that ads banners from your private stores into the rotation?

I would hammer that anvil with my dick.

This is a elf's butt.

Because just like in real life, even you have the most powerful army in the world, you rather let other people do the job or work together than going with only a few at it?

What was the original comic's context besides being anti-skub?

Fixed border.

Also, no; I don't have any banners--except this one, that I just made.

Will Lancerbro join the party?

Ah I cant stop thinking of Dragons Crown when I see the sorceress and elf

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Damn semen demon. I want to fuck that ass until she can no longer walk straight.

you are not the only one.

A lot of characters are obviously riffs off of some other example of the charater. Lancer, Sorceress, Elf Archer, even the Hero is basically Haruhi.

This probably comes from the original version of the story using a lot of standins for character design, if I recall correctly.

Well, its highly likely that Goblin Slayer's author played Dragon's Crown prior to writing/drawing the manga.

user...

Elf ass best ass.

No resemblance whatsoever, original characters.

What? I'm just saying...

Not surprising since people who play tabletop more often than not inspire by/steal their characters archetypes straight from their favorite fiction wholesale.
And this story is inspired by tabletop sessions.

Does elf get raped?

The manga is an adaptation and the WN came out before Dragons Crown.

Oh. I see. I didn't know that.

Imagine making a "Sectoid Slayer" in XCom 2. You could self-rule that the character will always attempt to attack sectoids, no matter what, and are always equipped for anti-sectoid operating

As the person who wrote the alternative translation I should also put out that I assumed the dwarf was talking about Goblin Slayer in the bottom right panel when I read the raws. It doesn't make sense to me that he would talk about GS in the middle panel then all the sudden be like "That young one shows promise" in the next panel about the priestess. The translator obviously inserted his fan fiction into the TL and changed the middle panel text to support it.

>read this manga's first chapter
>literally Etrian Odyssey : the manga
Picked the fucked up.

Yeah it's pretty great for an isekai.

>isekai

Except it's not an isekai. At all.

people have been throwing this term around for anything that has a fantasy world theme ever since Re:Zero begun to air

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fantasy with game mechanic is isekai for those morons

>Newb Party thought they were in a fantasy with Game mechanics.
Would it have change anything?

fucking newfags

This is, while usually true, not definitionally correct.

I like their hair. You can see it in the Duelists, by Ripley Scott, but I like that braid and queue they wore.

No important character gets gobbo raped. It's either for background characters or at most character backstories.

I do this on purpose but the worst part is that hes doing this for real.

>Elfs are all young and flat
Best justice.

That's my Long War ranger, he just outright kills everything
There's a mod for Valkyria Chronicles-style potentials which is a lot like that.

He obviously is talking about GS. In fact both dwarf and lizardman do

"For my daughter I might be even able to defeat the demon king"

I am not kidding

PS LEFFEN I AIN'T DONE YET

2000 years old in high elf age is basically 15 in human age. It's cute how she uses how long she's live to act older and haughty in her bickering with a dwarf. She's still a child at heart.

What, so Yenpress has shit translations?

>you will never be a cute 2000 year old 15 year old elf girl
Why even live?

The only one I've scrutinized is chapter 5. But would it really surprise you?

Have there been other alternative translations in previous chapters? If so, is there a folder link somewhere that collects all of them?

I guess?

just started reading this manga, and have just one question... why the goblin slayer do not take his helmet off to eat stuff...

Because Goblins.

Because of the Force

Only the third chapter which was translated from korean scanlation when yp was late and everyone hyped.

>The problem with the hussars is that germany really had a hate boner for poland and many written record on the process of making the armor/weapons or even horse breeding was destroyed just becouse they could. Even painting weren't spared.
Is that what they learn at Polish schools?

Lol.

>be 2000 year old elf
>spend first 15 years of adolescence being raised and shit
>spend next 1980 years being a hikkineet and doing absolutely nothing of worth
>afterwards decide it's time to go out into the world and gain some life experience
>barely get enough skill and achievements to become a silver ranked adventurer by the time I see my second millennium

Talk about a waste of life.

2000 in elf years is like 20 in human years in terms of growth. I.e. she was loli for 1300+ years.

You can't even wipe your own ass when you're 7 y/o

>raising a yowling baby for 100s of years

I wouldn't be surprised if infanticide was common occurrence for knife-ears.

Certainly didn't expect GS to be as amusing as it is. I might find myself tiring of his autism soon enough but I will enjoy it no less until then.

Just nuke the goblin End of story.

>You will never get to slay goblins with GS

>You will never get to be GS's goblin bait

>GS going back to the guild clerk like an excited kid going back to their mother to tell them about a gift they just got
>It's goblins

You never know when a goblin might appear, better safe than sorry.

Why do you think they're always on the verge of extinction despite living forever?

It could be elf in this setting actually grows up slower than humans. Like maybe 100 years is one 1 year in human terms of physically aging.

Does that mean female elves are pregnant for years instead of months?

Low birth rate.

エルフ？　more like エロフ

>Is that what they learn at Polish schools?
No this is something every competent historian will tell you.

Why does no one translate the LN?

Watching people react to old news gives the weirdest feeling.

Because it's licensed.

>i want pictures not texts

Average GS follower

>Potsuten (droop)
why the fuck did they even write 'potsuten'

Reading is for faggots.

Wasn't Overlord licensed as well but the translation still going on under disguise of fanfic or I remember it wrong?

Still prefered the goblin checking out priest's body with Cred Forums on her ass.

I don't know what you're talking about FBI-kun, but if such a situation existed here would be my hypothetical response. Overlord already had a community dedicated to it before it's licensing, Goblin Slayer straight out of the gate was licensed discouraging anyone from picking it up since there was no appetite for it further preventing anyone with courage from learning about it. I hear rumors that the supposed man who translates Overlord does so from Chinese to English, how he does that with a Japanese Light Novel leads me to believe that it's all some elaborate tale spun by for Cred Forums that people keep falling for. You've been memed, there are no Overlord translations.

>pauses to speak between every succ

>She asked Goblin Slayer if the bikini armor will do the trick.
Why on earth does she think that GS has any idea?

Because you got memed by fake spoiler

I'd clang and bang her anvil, if you catch my drift

That would very painful

MAN ON A MISSION

>how to summon GS

The thing /tg/, and other tabletop parodies, like to forget, is that the muder-hobo PCs have typically been quite rare within their own campaigns. Going back to your classic LotR, the Fellowship was quite an amazing thing. It's explicitly incredibly rare for all those races' and personalities' goals and motivations to line up, and for the people involved to be heroic enough, to form such a band.

Nowadays, people tend to play up some sort of adventuring scene more in a campaign, but this is more spun out of the typical parody cliche of pretending a bunch of different strains of the same story all happened in one universe.

Helmet will always be for protection, never about hiding one's face.
Keep that in mind.

He's too autistic to even think of taking it off.

It's because drawfs assume that GS is so badass, that he cuts his own beard.
That would be my guess.

oh nice finally

>waah
>why do people like things I don't like
Keep crying bitch nigga, I'll be over here laughing my ass off.

who is this semen demon

novelupdates.com/series/the-reincarnated-vampire-wants-an-afternoon-nap/

You never know when it might be time to kill some gobbers.

Is this shoujo shit?

The pic is, the thing linked is not.

Why must people translate shit while there are better series out there left untranslated?

Because it makes you mad, if you want it so much go learn Jap and read it yourself.

>mind broken after that little bit of goblin rape
I expected her to last longer.

those bubbles cost money ya'know

This ass is really asking for it. I hope we get some unveiled service.

>Nail clipper

This kind of pure autism appears once in 10000 years
Truly great times to live in

She's so high she probably has her own space exploration program by now

>Expected lizard to be GS' nigga
>Turn's out it's dwarf

>Remove goblin REMOVE GOBLIN you are the worst monster....

>Not 4Gob

Elf is sitting as if she wants the D

2000 years old and still naturally lewd.

I don't expect you to last longer.

Very large means that he got very hard

>A planted sky sneaks into the demon lord's forces.
>Starts hamfisting goblins everywhere.
>Gob mages, gob heroes
>Gob dragon riders
>Gob DL
>All so they can goad GS into action

Being lancer is suffering

What do you mean by that?

Bump limit, make another thread while the chapter is still new.

where the rape ?

>This fucking guy
Fifth chapter in a row

Holy shit this author

>That feel when your supperior is so autistic it makes you cry but you cannot do anything about it because he's just too good at his job

Go replay Sengoku Rance for your rape.

I'm really warming up to Priestess.

Every douche wants to do something ironic or add dick jokes into everything. I just want to play a regular campaign.