You little sister finally comes home from a long night

You little sister finally comes home from a long night.

Who are you?

I wish I have a little sister so I can answer these questions

>imouto
>out at night
>not at his brother's side
My imouto is dead.

>Where's your boyfriend?

>my boyfriend wants you to watch

your little sister brought home a big sister

she works long nights washing toilets to bring home the bacon you ungrateful bum

The thought of Miyu being a popular escort arouse me very much.

Can I join in?

How do older brothers deal with the fact that their little sister has probably sucked a bunch of dicks?

My sister has only sucked one dick, if she does otherwise I will have to have her stoned, allah wills it.

>implying I wouldn't sell off my own ass every night if it would spare her such a dishonor

Her night's about to get even longer.

Are you going to help her with her math homework?

With her multiplication.

>letting your imouto out into the unpure world
what a shitty onii-chan

I thought told her how to do the fucking problems. Do imoutos not know how to do math?

She prefers going out with her friends and she knows her big brother will stay awake to help her with it.

>clinch fist
>"onii-chan...?"
>"What do you thing you're doing, walking all alone at night!"
>"butt oniichan...!"
>Hugs her suddenly
>"No butts. I was so worried I couldn't watch my chinese cartoons. You have to take responsability."
>"okay, gomin oniichan."
>"Now go in. Dinner is ready. You have to eat all the eggs."

I don't care.

>You have to eat all the eggs."
That pasta will never get old

I call her a whore as usual.

Avoid contact with her as much as possible to prevent further sullying of the memories from when she was still innocent and cute, then project those memories on cute anime girls and masturbating to them.