Left, middle or right?

The loli.

> clingy child
> total slut
> basically a transvestite
Hephestus best goddess, its not even a contest.

womanlets look pathetic next to real women.

Why is she so chunni as to wear the eye patch?

They have too look smaller because otherwise the perspective wouldn't make sense. Also, Loki is obviously the best. How can you deny her flatness?

This.

Then Hestia's just short because of perspective, she's further in the background than the other two

Loki has a dick right?
Loki

This, always.

> her
user, this is Loki we are talking about.

She's not that much further in the back to make her not-short, since there's a table next to them. It wouldn't make sense for her eyes to stare into space, so it verifies that she's close to them in this scene.

Well Hephestus in mitology was a cripple with a smashed nose and a shoulder higher than the other, so in japan it's a hot woman with a deformed eye.

/thread.

Japan is making things all right again.

Are you telling me that this is a male?

left!

No. I am telling you this is Loki.

But Loki was a male who got impregnated.

I can't make sense of your post anwhat

Loki in the legend got knocked up by Odin and had a child. The child was the nine footed horse Odin rides.

That has obviously nothing to do with Loki, since she's a girl. Why are you bringing this up?

Holy SHIT, was she always that short?

I think I need to find a new waifu...

A Lotta loyalty for a hired goddess!

hestia is bestia

>hestia is breastia
fixed it for you

If she wasn't so wet for rabbit dick I'd choose middle.

Oppai womanlet

I too would cuck the All Father

youtu.be/x17a_A1wN18

Syr of course.

Ganesha best boy.

NOT
OPPAI
LOLI

shortstack
or
see

She is referred to as an Oppai loli in story.

I'm sorry, but you're wrong.

Bell

Loki is OG genderfluid

>Loki
>Gril

It's like you've never undertook God biology 101 you pleb

Standing paizuri from Hestia.

she's way too short to be the best girl

Why is Hesty such a womanlet

Originally Loki can shapeshift and change genders, he usually just does it for the keks and to fool people or some shit like that.

hestia, but first the amazon girls and lili

Bestia

Tall women aren't sexy.

Middle looks like she'd be an amazing lay, so middle.

>shortstack
Back to tumblr with your shitty memes

>calling everything a meme

Middle until Hestia puts on a comparable dress.

LEFT LEFT LEFT

None of these sluts.

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I want to cover this body with cum.

The chocolate sisters.

the "left or right?" threads were made in Cred Forums, you know

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Left
That's not a very flattering picture but she's pretty hot tbf

is danmachi ever coming back?

I hope not.

theres worse stuff out there

I hope that stuff doesn't come back either.

My dick.

im sorry user

Didn't Loki fuck a horse once, as a horse?

Or am I thinking of Zeus?

why not?

Other way around. Loki was fucked by a horse when he was in the shape of a mare.

I want that foot on my dick.

MC is such a Gary Stu that it is painful to watch. No flaws of any kind, exceeds at everything he does, loved by everyone. I cant stand characters like this.

wtf i dont want it to come back either now i hate gary stu

I'd hammer Heps Heps if you know what I mean

What is wrong with you?

following the i dont like gary stu Cred Forums meme because i can't think for myself

t.Cred Forums

Please stop posting.

Too close to home with you?

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Oh, right. I don't know how I could've fucked that up.

Nordic mythology is weird. There was that time when Thor even crossdressed.

naizuri/paizuri from Hestia and Loki at the same time

Why is her ass so small?

Every female I want.

How did we end up with the Abrahamic religions winning out against these more interesting ones?

Assimilation and violence. And hell, the Quran and Bible have some pretty fucking funny and ridiculous tales as well. Some of the old testament books are awesome. You have battle whores and shit, fighting against kings.

That's not how it went down at all. Asgard needed a wall so some strong dude came with his horse and was like "Odin, I'll fix yer wall if you let me bang Freya" and Odin was like "LOL NO". Then Loki was all let him do it, if he can't do it in 30 days we have the money back guarantee." So they let the bro go ham and it turns out he and his horse are baller at building magic walls. When it looks like he's gonna get it done on time all the gods are like "Loki you fuck, Freya's gonna get all banged up cause of you. If you don't fiz this we'll pop a cap in you" So Loki was like, this guy is baller cause of his horse so I'll turn into Kinky Kelly and distract him from wall'an" So Loki turned into a mare and ran off with the horse. Without the horse the bro couldn't finish the wall in time so the gods wouldn't let him have sweet Frey poon. The bro gets pissed and turned into the colossal titan, cause he was a giant because he was a giant in disguise all along. Then Odin was like "AHA, we kill giants here!" So then he used his 3d maneuver gear Gungnir to kill the giant. After that Loki came back with a colt that he birthed by getting railed by the titan's horse, and that's how Odin got his legendary steed Sleipnir.

The Abrahamic religions had their fair share of interesting things but some of the best and weirder bits were locked out of canon. Not that there aren't interesting things in the old testament. I can guarantee if Nordic mythology were treated as serious business by many people a lot of it would be sanitized, considered non-canon, or not talked about very much.

That's fucking awesome.

Nordic legends' Thug Notes.

Hestia a shit

Freya is pretty bad because of the "i'm actually evil or something"

lok is cute and prime waifu material

hephaestus is also good

>picking anyone but Loki
Fags! The lot of you!

>waifu material

Isn't there, like, a gender requirement for this?

no, not really

loki being (male) would make them all the better, though

>Loki (Loki)

I swear, if they taught all history in class like that I'd guarantee people would pay more attention to it.

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>After that Loki came back with a colt that he birthed by getting railed by the titan's horse

I'm going to assume "It's Godhood, son, I ain't gotta explain shit" for the reason Sleipnir was born immediately.

Because the alternative is he decided to stay as a horse long enough to carry the foal to term. Or... weirder.

Ancient legends are weird like that. Like Greek legends with winged horses flying out of severed snek lady heads or magical sex changing snakes.

Left

Only choice

>Freya's gonna get all banged up cause of you
As if Odin or anyone esle would care, honestly. Much less Freyja herself. She's more used up than Aphrodite or Ishtar. After getting gangbanged by a bunch of filthy ugly dwarfs for a necklace, what's some giant cock gonna do?

Honestly they probably just wanted to cockblock him because most deities are assholes.

>backwards toes
Unworthy of the goddess.

I could not stand to watch this stupid fucking show. Bell had some 10/10 goddess pussy begging to be bred but instead he chases after the autistic blonde that once saved his life. In no other anime did the MC feel like such a fucking tard than this one. Hestia was asking for it a got nothing.

>Honestly they probably just wanted to cockblock him because most deities are assholes.
Finally I have a reason to post this image

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Left being sexually sandwiched between the middle and the right against her will

get the fuck out of here you degenerate

>>>/tumblr/

>dat tail wag visible through her gap

thighfuck

One of only cases where the anime character had significantly smaller tits than the one voicing her.

Nah Freyja is good at making you come. Basically an expensive educated prostitute.

Season 2 when? The last four episodes were heating up.

>Dark Hestia
Please tell me this is a thing and she acts dominant and haughty.

I prefer the middle one when she's slumming it as a barmaid.

poor virgin
scheming slut
independent rich woman

that's not even a question, it's the poor virgin. Just like me.

Is this even a question?

Obviously middle, dubs confirm.

Freya isn't married to Odin.

Left to suffer minotaur dicks.

I bet Thor Thunderchad, obliterated her boipucci.

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Oh no, he stayed as a mare and carried it to term.

the child

It's a strap-on.

IM LOCO FOR LOKI

Definitely left.
I'm glad Cred Forums still hasn't forgotten Hestia.
Did they every announce a second season?

Eh, at least he's cute and have unique character design. And not a pervert

Bestia

>elf
>in opposition to 'sluts'
Dear user, don't you know what elves are for?
That dress is hiding a chasm the size of the Channel Tunnel.

Wabbit had to KILL a minotaur to level up.
An elf like her probably had to TAKE a minotaur.

>Left: Midget.
>Middle: I like my pelvis bone intact, thank you very much.
>Right: Cake, owns her own company, is successful, still hot.
Is there really any question?

None.

GAY

Left is a busty loli, what else could you ask for?

Left and middle

I prefer (you)