ESL-kun seems to be missing so I thought I'd start the thread. Hail Tomoko!

ESL-kun seems to be missing so I thought I'd start the thread. Hail Tomoko!

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strawpoll.me/11324803
watamotedatingsim.org
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

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So other than pocky what kind of candy/snacks does mokocchi eat?

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Where are you ESL-kun

Who is this ESL you speak of

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The guy that usually makes these! I only got into watamote a few weeks ago so I've only been in 3 or 4 of his threads but he seemed like a dedicated fan. I'm concerned that he is missing =(

>bzzzt.....bzzzt

>=(
Please go.

No thanks.

Every Friday night i will create "If you have an daugther like tomoko WOULD YOU?"

I-i mean..!

I want to make Tomoko blush by giving her a light kiss on her lips and whipser into her ear "I love you."

Why would I want a daughter like Tomoko when I can have a wife like Tomoko?

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Tfw you'll never have either

you fucking idiots, ESL-kun doesn't make Tomoko Tuesday threads, I do

way to shit all over everything

I'm here.

Sorry about that I didn't see this thread.

i found the writer on twitter.

Hello ?

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>ESL myself
>some fag gets recognized for broken English
Should I start coming up with sentences you need to read twice to make sure you understood what I meant?

I here

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Sorry?
Hey good to see you

I was kidding I'm not actually esl-kun. But he's my friend. He's all of our friend

I'm am

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You guys never answered! I need a list of her favourite foods and stuff

No, you're not ESL-kun.
>I'm am
Too obvious.

There is too many impostors! Is that the secret? ESL-kun is actually many people

I want to play the Pocky game with Tomoko

You have to be more subtle and no one will notice.

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Oh that wasn't me pretending to be ESL I was just theorizing

It one person . I was right they are cat people.

Me too

I should post my cat for showing the writer or artist cat

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What happened

Is this a general ?

I'm on right now.

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Do you guys want me to ?

What this from?

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Boku no pico

Where did everyone go ?

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I want to hug tomoko so bad.

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What one would you fuck ?

Sorry I didn't see the thread I'm on now .

I'd like to see broken English flirting between a channer and a Engrishing Tomoko.

How good is tomoko English?

Are you guys buying the manga?

Pretty Good

Very conversational.

Only pending shipping right now.

Who did that to tomoko?

Me_

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Yeah no problem glad you could join us now

Kii-Chan back next week.

Someone get nico on this

Guy loves mcdonalds

I can't pm them .

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Why is that?

I can't pm nico tanigawa on twitter .

The pm is disable.

Ask for his email so you can become the official Cred Forums fanbase spokesperson!

Wo-would n-nico tanigawa b-be o-o-OK with th-that?

There are people in Cred Forums right now that wouldn't fuck this.

Why .

Nightmares is back.

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I love the idea of mistressing her at least.

Because when she tries to be cute...

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Trying is her problem. Whenever she's anywhere from calm to genuinely happy she's better.

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agreed

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Bump

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Who you gonna call?!?

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He actually sent dick pics?

Who did this ?

I'm way too shy to something like this.

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I don't think ESL-kun did, but Cred Forums certainly did awhile back.

She liked them

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All free dick pics she can look at.

Did something really do it ?

Cred Forums did back when the series was pretty new.

I know about .

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After the hype of the consecutive thread challenge I haven't seen much of him

>Hiroyuki Nishimura
>owner of Cred Forums

yes

I just post right now.

Is ESL-KUN Hiroyuki Nishimura ?

You guys know this a joke I'm not Hiroyuki Nishimura.

we can dream can't we!?

Yes.

It works because it's almost guaranteed you're taller than her and she'd look up to you.

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>met a Komiyama look-and-think-alike in college
>Am tomoko-tier alpha between autists would even consider myself attractive enough
>totally fell for her
>she's slowly gravitating to me, we both laugh and agree on a ton of shit.
>no competition
>tfw

Did i just hit a gold mine Cred Forums?

Yes.

Why tomomo = blog posting? Seeing this shit i usually avoid reminds me of my old days at Cred Forums. I know i know i feel shame but it was not that bad back then

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Someone making a tomoko rpg

I want to fug tomoko so bad.

Yuu a SLUT. At least with Tomoko I'm pretty much guaranteed no STDs.

Yuu like to suck.

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Good morning Tomokomrades

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And Yuu guys too

Anime tomoko look just like manga tomoko.

Time to shine.

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>Tomoko Tuesday
B-But today is already Wednesday…

It Tomoko Tuesday everyday.

We need a tomoko banner for Cred Forums right now.

This should be it.

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Or one tomoko say I wish for everyone be unhappy as me .

What are time zones???

How about this one?

I'lol work on it .

I need add Cred Forums - Anime & Manga on it .

I'm app right now for this.

I need more tomoko pics for this .

Look OK?

I need more work on it.

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H-how much?

WATAMOTE???!!!!!

MORE LIKE

WATA MOE!!!!

Tomoko is not moe.

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Tomoko is very cute therefore moe.

Tomoko is too cute to be moe.

I wish kid me and kid tomoko would become good friends.

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LEWD

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What artist like ?

Yep, but also because I love her

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>When she spies on me fapping to her

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How much does the author of the series know about Watamote's popularity in the west?

One cunt samefagged this poor series. I feel sad for tomoko, she's not deserves to be treated like this by an underage, desperate shitposter.

Hello?

Is it me you're loooking for?

If Tomoko is Guts, who is Griffith?

Umaru?

1. I'm not underage

2. Yes I know I say I love tomoko a lot

3. I want people get into the anime and manga the characters are great the jokes are really funny and no fanservice bullshit

Sheep-chan is.

I did that because Cred Forums wasn't working again.

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I request a drawing of this.

I love see that too.

I wood like to buy a hambuga.

writer love mcdonalds

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This OK?

It no Cred Forums on that.

I hope you guy's are buy the manga.

We have get a tomoko Cred Forums Banner this help out the manga.

This make tomoko happy.

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HEIL BEST GIRL OF THEM ALL

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the remarkable thing is that he just doesn't get better after being here for years.

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Tomoko look cute in this.

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Box tomoko.

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What anime tomoko doing now?

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What one would you fuck ?

Both.

You go on nico tanigawa twitter and show to them.

>Hail Tomoko!
No

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Does nico tanigawa know about esl-kun?

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I miss tomoko being creepy.

What the fuck are those bodily fluids on her hand and mouth?

Tomoko was crying a lot.

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Who cat is this?

I want to lie in bed together with Tomoko and drift off to sleep together with her

I want tomoko to lay down on my back.

Tomoko would do something like that.

Did nico ever put some of thing people say about tomoko in the manga?

Sorry I don't know I have read more of the manga

Next week chapter 104 come out.

I really hope kii-chan doesn't fuck up everything for tomoko.

Hello anyone?

I can see it in your eyes. I can see it in your smile
You're all I've ever wanted
And my arms are open wide
'cause you know just what to say
And you know just what to do
And I want to tell you so much
I love you

W-what.

Please can any drawfag get this done.

I really like see that.

Go on twitter ask someone on @mokonymous to do that.

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>ywn go to the beach with Tomoko
>ywn tell her how sexy she looks in her swimsuit
>ywn head somewhere quiet with Tomoko and fuck her.

lol are you doing it right now user, or is it just a related pic?

Maybe.

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Stop with the /u/ tomoko not gay.

I'm a guy.

OK sorry.

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This is in ed 4.

For the aura of perfection and Tomoko's closeness to her, I always thought Yuu would fit the Griffith cosplay, especially if it's actually true she has a slut side.

Yuu as Griffith would be better.

Wait I'm confused. I'm a to love ru fag a d there's an ESL kun that always shitposts in those threads also. Is it the same as this thread or is there a designated ESL kun for each major thread on Cred Forums?

ESLposting is a actual thing.

Simon is a fag.

I'm not shitposts I'm bumping the thread sorry if look like that.

Do a better job next time.

OK .

How good is that?

>tfw more than 40 cm taller than Tomoko
I just need to keep working out now.

>decline

Faggot

>oh fug :DDD mom has audism :DDDDD ids genedig :DD fug :DDD shud the fug up mom :DDDDD benis :DDD

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TOMOKO is a good person.

How do I bump the thread with out it look like I'm shitposts?

I'm not going say bump everytime I bump a thread.

What tomoko looking at?

My anime folder.

literally an unlovable femlet. Even if you were 6'6'' your kids would be like 5'9'' max.

Shrimp chips.
gas station rice balls.
probably stuff with tons of onions and garlic, because she likes the taste but has no idea of the social ramifications of having garlic breath.

I also assume she likes western snacks because it makes her feel more interesting or cultured. She likes soda, coke, and probably other drinks with lots of caffeine.

Because nico tanigawa like western food.

>mokocchi calls at fucking midnight or later (earlier)
>you pick up the phone
>she's just bitching about some stupid internet argument
>hang up because she's not even listening just ranting into your ear
>she calls back 20 minutes later
>she feels bad because she wanted to talk but was also pissed
>basically just runs through a list of questions she wrote down to ask you every few days
>it'd be sweet if it wasn't the exact list you wrote for her to use to talk to people and make new friends
>she's not even using it right, each question was supposed to help stimulate a natural conversation which would branch off normally. instead, she's just running through each question and then moving on to the next
>get irritated and tell her you're going to sleep
>10 minutes later you get a text
>"Hey user, thanks for talking to me and stuff. It feels good to have at least one friend who understands me. Good night!"

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Good it no rat in this thread.

I hope .

Being tall is overrated.

Tomoko is 4'11

Don't let them bother you. Those people will find anything to complain about. Just keep doing what you're doing

I'd be totally fine with this. Also her having no friends would just make her more dependent on you so she'll be there whenever you want her

>tfw a little over 6 feet tall

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would Tomoko date outside her race?

strawpoll.me/11324803

Poll time faggots.

Do you think she's cute?

We need more people.

Agreed.

Hard to say but I think her lack of popularity is more due to social anxiety than looks. So it's entirely possible she's at least average looking and just not groomed well

Depends on what you mean by the "in real life she'd be hideous" option.

Am I supposed to consider a 3D version of Tomoko, or am I supposed to consider the type of girl who would have the same life as Tomoko?

Because I think only landwhales would have the same social issues as her being a female.
But a 3D version of Tomoko is literally my perfect type. Short and petite, dark hair, shy - nothing is better.

I really need a real Tomoko in my life right now .

I want get a girlfriend now thank to nico tanigawa.

Dated a cute but yandere girl in college who I slowly learned had similar anxiety issues. Couldn't make friends even when I went out of my way to find girls to hang out with her. So girls like her exist, fuck, hot as fuck girls can be like her. You just have to find girls that somehow experienced societal collapse in their lifetime.

Half indonesian chick btw. Look up the riots. And no, not the fucking 50 year old ones you dumbass.

>So girls like her exist
I knew someone was going to bring up some experience with this.

I don't want to hear it! I'll believe it when I see one. Until then I'd prefer to remain ignorant.

landwhales! The whole lot of them, nothing but landwhales

I knew a girl like tomoko that was really flatchested and skinny as a poll. She did often smell like a grandpas house and hygiene wasn't her strong suit. She married some fucktard autistic guy and just sat around reading all day.

> So girls like her exist

Yes it girl like tomoko are real I was friend with one in middle school I forgot her name now.

LALALLALALALALALALALALALALA

Let me ease your mind user.

Dating this girl is the reason I'm an alcoholic. Fuck man, this girl landed me in the emergency room. She told me to fuck off when I was suicidal from my idiot doctor giving me medication meant for bipolar people when all I had was some anxiety/OCD issues.

She was a "version" of Tomoko. One that is permanently fucked up. If I could do it all again, I don't give a fuck if people looked down on me, I'd stick with legal high school chicks with a similar set of issues so I could get the chance to stop them from becoming what my ex became.

She love video games and anime I don't know she read manga her friend ask me we going out I said no after that I never seen her every again.

LALALALALALAAAAAAAAANDWHALES!

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Plenty of girls like that esl-kun. I know a few at my grad school. If you really want to find one, it'll take quite a bit of effort, but they exist.

Just think about whether the investment is worth it.

Delete this

It from this.

300 post already.

Is that the Watamote JAV?

No I wish.

Better this than the generals.

0 new content > shit
and it feels nice to vent a bit

Did you see someone making a tomoko rpg

God Tier Dad right here.

Did you meet her in a class? What class? I assume it wasn't a party because a tomoko would never go to one

I have suddenly become glasses guy there. Thanks for giving me a fetish amigou.

Find one where? Where should I be looking?

Is this recent? And have you played the watamote "dating sim" yet?

I was disappointed they didn't have a scene of her freaking out because she knows her dad must have seen what happened before moving her

No but I love to how good is it?

Definitely cute.

I can see it it killing him he want spend more time with tomoko .

watamotedatingsim.org
Free but it's short. Definitely captures the feeling of watamote well with all the options

I'll bookmark the link.

If he really wanted to he could reach out to her. He's the parent and if I was her dad I would see her struggling and try to help

I think I saw something about that, will it be done soon?

We had two classes together freshmen year. I asked her out almost immediately. I distinctly remember her saying something I always thought was sweet, but now thinking about it almost seems kind of ominously predictive: "While everyone was looking at the glass that shattered on the floor, you were looking at me."

Campuses. Please don't make the same mistakes I did.

But what classes specifically? I need to know what the tomokos are interested in so much can place myself there

To clarify I'm asking about the subject of the classes

The "Tomoko" I got was the broken one that will break anyone that forms a connection with her.

If you still want that, I'll tell you more.

Well I imagine a closer less crazy version of tomoko could be found in a similar setting, right? And yes I'm interested either way

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Fuck it I'm drunk. Okay.

Biomedical engineering 101. And an undergraduate research opportunities class. The research class is the one she referenced about the broken glass.

How do you win her over initially? Forcefully. In the whole "we're dating. So be my girlfriend."

because...

There was another boy that she was also interested in, but he was and still is a pathetic loser after she scratched under the surface of his personality. Also helped that her roommate considered me Rhett Butler and the other guy Ashley. If you don't get it, look up Gone with the Wind.

After dating for a bit, if you want to lewd, do it at a time that she can make some connection to, like a full moon or something. It's shockingly effective. I got "lucky," didn't think about that aspect at the time.

And bingo. You've got 4 potential years of "Tomoko,"

So bone her on the roof while watching a fireworks show?

Or in your dorm room while your crack dealer roommate is asleep.

I seriously cannot overstate the ability of that girl to romanticize the most inane experiences.

She did love firework though, so that could work.

ESL-kun could use a Tomoko-themed English comic a la New Horizon.

Tomoko seen people having sex.

You just have to think about it from a female perspective. Especially a girl like Tomoko and "Tomoko," both virgins "Tomoko" prior to lewd.

"Tomoko" had known enough about the topic, but the big deal is virginity. It's valuable to them, so it has to be rationalized some way when they lose it. Exact opposite for us.

>That's how I met your mother

Tomoko look really cute.

Tomoko make a great house wife.

Good see this thread is alive.

Does nico tanigawa know what ESL-KUN is doing?

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Maybe Nico is ESL-Kun

No but I like they go on Cred Forums one day.

Tomoko is very popular! I hope Nico knows how much what he makes means to us and considers a season 2

If season 2 come out we need buy the Blu ray.

It @harimoguni on twitter nico hate twitter.

Would buying the season 1 discs now help get a season 2 in any way or has it been too long and they already consider it a failure?

> Would buying the season 1 discs now help get a season 2

Yes.

Tomoko is 15 and 4'10", she may end up around 5'3 or 4 being optimistical when she stops growing. Also, tall genes usually top short ones, t. 6'2" guy with a 6'0" father and a 5'5" mother.

Plus your manlet inferior genes won't stop me from having more than three kids with Tomoko and live a happy live with a happy familly.

I want see more people do this.

>tfw nobody uses my edit

Tomoko's face when reading this post.

Alright faggots, since you all niggers are just blog posting might as well blog post a little.
I am going straight to the point.

How do you talk to girls out of nowhere in conventions? Seriously, what do you do?
>Confidence
I can think of a million different things to say, but not how to start the conversation, nor with who or what or why. I went to a con a couple of days ago, bought a lot of shit and constantly kept moving, easilly more /fa/ and /fit/ than 95% of the faggots there but just couldn't talk with a single person, and the second day I just spent it all on videogames.
wat do

I was just looking at who the harimoguni twitter follows and i saw this.

You may already know, im not a smart man

I check nothing happen.

First of all, fuck conventions. The girls there are already getting hit on more than even they like by the time you realize you find them attractive, so you'll just be a nuisance.

You're better off finding girls at libraries, college campuses, or at work.

But if you realllly want to go the convention route, here's a protip. Look at what they're holding onto. Do they have a manga you've read? Same genre? Fuck, any tangible link is a potential "hey, that looks cool, what's it about?" intro.

Bingo. Conversation. And it's stuff you like, so just remember the golden rule. I mean, if I came up to you out of nowhere, would you rather listen to me rant about what I'm interested in, or talk about what we're both interested in?

>finding girls at libraries, college campuses, or at work
Luckilly I am still young, and in my second year of college. How do I even do that there, or at libraries or whatever? Should I take into note I live in a third world shithole with only 10% of the population being the same as me? Also, let's at least keep posting pictures of best girl while we are at it.

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>in my second year of college
Sounds like you're surrounded by a good amount of that "10%" you mentioned.

To be honest with you, you're getting advice from someone who thinks what you're after is a waste of time. But my blogposting is enough evidence of that.

So completely ignoring that, are there girls that you like in your classes? Unless you're in an all male school, I doubt that's an issue.

There are plenty of tips and tricks, but the main thing is working up the courage to just walk up to a girl and say hi. I was an asshole in college and would randomly walk up to random girls and ask for their numbers as practice to get over my nerves, had about a 1/3-1/4 success rate. You'd be surprised how nice they can be about it when they turn you down, that's probably as valuable as the confidence boost you get from succeeding.

All else fails, you could get a prescription of some form of benzodiazepines from a shrink. That shit works wonders. From the sounds of it, you're as qualified as me to be receiving them.

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T-thanks an-user

10% means non shitskins.
>Girls in my classes
Two shitskin twins. Jesus fuck thats it.
I end up asking here because I am a lonely fuck and resort to blogpost my problems in the worst place to post them.
Taking that courage to talk to them is one thing, but the first words is where it's at, like a hi won't do shit with them, but sure might give it a shot sometime, not even google can help me with this shit.

Sorry, didn't got the drug thing. Unless you are sugesting some sort of sudoku

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I don't mind chatting about this a bit more, but I don't want to risk the thread, discord?

discord dot gg/6Nd5rTQ

Or here's good too. btw benzo's are anti-anxiety med's. Not usually sudoko meds.

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As for the rest, being a part of that 10% is your advantage. Think about how easily we could talk about parts this anime/manga. It flows naturally, you don't have to think about it. Because here we're not only sorted by similar interests, but don't have to worry about appearances.

You hinted that you take at least fairly good care of appearances, so as long as you're not walking around in ridiculous shit, you're fine in that case. So now for interests. Same college, so if currently classes aren't a good source, look to school clubs you'd be interested in and see if there are girls you'd also like there. And then conversations will be easier.

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Tomoko so cute I want to hug her.

Me to.