You turn around and see this dangerous vampire looking at you

Juan Long
Juan Long

You turn around and see this dangerous vampire looking at you.
What are your actions?

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Josiah Clark
Josiah Clark

I call for my stunt double.

Jaxson Hernandez
Jaxson Hernandez

Pat her head.

Ethan Long
Ethan Long

Bow down and let her stomp on my head.

Ayden Brown
Ayden Brown

I roll for initiative.

Landon Wright
Landon Wright

Tell her to fuck off out of best girls neighborhood.

Charles Harris
Charles Harris

[x] Genuflect

Joshua Edwards
Joshua Edwards

girl

Kayden Smith
Kayden Smith

stupid question
it's a loli, of course I'm going to bully her

Cooper Diaz
Cooper Diaz

Girls wear dresses, she's in a dress.
Check mate.

Carson Torres
Carson Torres

bully her with my dick*

David Price
David Price

Basically this

Carter Robinson
Carter Robinson

this is a faithful japanese boyfriend

Jeremiah Johnson
Jeremiah Johnson

kids don't count, ask any catholic

Charles Cruz
Charles Cruz

one is gazillion years old
another one is in her 20s
the third one is a zombie

Jackson Smith
Jackson Smith

This. Maybe toss in a hug too. We all know she's more than deserving.

Nicholas Turner
Nicholas Turner

there are no kids in the show

Joseph Cruz
Joseph Cruz

wait i dont remember this happening

Levi Diaz
Levi Diaz

CALL THE WITCH HUNTERS. DAMMNED VON CARSTEIN BLOODLINE MUST END.

Adam Campbell
Adam Campbell

Give her a hug

Jacob Green
Jacob Green

ep 2 of Onimonogatari arc

He's kissed/ or has been kissed by every loli

Logan Turner
Logan Turner

I turn her around 180 degrees.

Jose Perez
Jose Perez

Fix whatever is making her cry.
Bantz with her until smug is reestablished.

Asher Hall
Asher Hall

Now what?

Anthony King
Anthony King

I wonder when it will be Kanbaru's turn to be kissed by araragi

Also what a good friend Ononoki is

She's crying out of embarrassment

Michael Jones
Michael Jones

Thanks! It's been too long since I last watched Second Season

Samuel Green
Samuel Green

Embarrassment has a source. It can be fixed.

Ayden Collins
Ayden Collins

you will never pat her head and cuddle with her
I AM SO JEALOUS

Michael Campbell
Michael Campbell

Fuck you. I should be desensitized by now, but it still hurts.

Jose Harris
Jose Harris

Have you watch the last ep of Koyomimonogatari?

she also comes back in mayoi hell

Mason Kelly
Mason Kelly

I guess that has moved to the top of my list.

Alexander Martin
Alexander Martin

Serious question. How can this pedo stuff be put in such a popular anime? Like can someone explain the cultural background behind how this is acceptable in Japan but would be heavily demonized in the west?

Lincoln Brown
Lincoln Brown

Scream like a little bitch, and then offer her my blood.

Tyler Price
Tyler Price

Radiation.

Christian Rivera
Christian Rivera

Japanese people love cute things way more than anyone else. The west spontaneously forgot its long history of marrying eight year olds.

Dylan Richardson
Dylan Richardson

drawings
pedo

Nathaniel Wood
Nathaniel Wood

You sneak up on a dangerous vampire and touch her on the shoulder and she makes this face.

What are your actions?

Zachary Stewart
Zachary Stewart

God I want Kizu III PV so much

Cameron Reed
Cameron Reed

Tease her and hug her tenderly.

Cooper Myers
Cooper Myers

There definitely is a sentiment over there that as long as it's cute, it's ok. Keep in mind, though, that Monogatari is far from mainstream. They definitely wouldn't be able to air that during regular hours.

Anthony Adams
Anthony Adams

Lick her nape and then blow on it.

Isaac Cook
Isaac Cook

Rip out her tongue then drive 7 silver stakes through her vital points, then finish her off with a mantra and seal her body in a coffin made of a thousand year old white oak tree. Make sure no donut restaurants are built in the vicinity of a 20 km radius.

Hudson Allen
Hudson Allen

ARE YOU AN ITALIAN?

what did she mean by this?

Levi Sanchez
Levi Sanchez

I already learned my lesson about cute lil girl vampires from 30 days of night, Vamp, and Interview with the vampire

youtube.com/watch?v=btmHEjVMlCE

Logan Torres
Logan Torres

There is a cam rip of it.
youtube.com/watch?v=tTOsFvmBu4Q

Thomas Long
Thomas Long

user tries to stick his hand in her mouth
cuts her hand on her teeth
can't get his hand all the way in
gets smacked so hard he falls on his ass
"y-you too"
runs away like a bitch

Wyatt Nelson
Wyatt Nelson

I know about it. But I want real footage.

Nathaniel Hill
Nathaniel Hill

Of course Hanekawa acts like a slut at the end and ruins the mood.

Jayden Wood
Jayden Wood

Patience.

Oliver Taylor
Oliver Taylor

dat Araragi's voice
dat Kissshot's voice
I can't fucking wait

Liam Watson
Liam Watson

drawing
pedo

Charles Evans
Charles Evans

Air what?

Tyler Mitchell
Tyler Mitchell

Araragi was in the middle of getting verbally abused and then kissed her. Italians are all about the sad and depressed hero, plagued with faults and hidden desires. Most italian movies are depressing as fuck, either just sad all around, or very dark and depressing. The stories may be about love but the plots are always so grim and upsetting.

I think what Shinobu meant is that his response to being abused and scared was to kiss her, like some Italian movie star might do. It doesn't really change their situation any, but the human act of embracing and kissing was meant to lighten the emotional load they were under. Something to take their mind off of what was happening, if only for a few seconds.

Nicholas Gutierrez
Nicholas Gutierrez

tfw dont get to lovingly harrass hachikuji

captcha : pre-school lane

Tyler Gray
Tyler Gray

What the fuck are you on about? Italians just have a reputation for kissing a lot.

Kevin Ross
Kevin Ross

THE BEST
THE BEST
THE BEST

Cameron Parker
Cameron Parker

that'sa nice-a explanation

Joshua Reyes
Joshua Reyes

I root my radish.

Aaron Hernandez
Aaron Hernandez

Youre forgetting that the fact that 14 year old girls are shown in a sexual manner in monogatari which is almost as taboo. Japs don't give a fuck

Nolan Howard
Nolan Howard

Whatta beaut.

Adrian Gonzalez
Adrian Gonzalez

Is Kizu II out yet?

Ethan Nguyen
Ethan Nguyen

Ask where is the big bat so I can motorboat

Colton Nguyen
Colton Nguyen

If you see little bat, then there's no big bat around. Shapeshifting is weird like that.

Jason King
Jason King

Wave hi, say "sup", walk away and hope she doesn't follow

James Brooks
James Brooks

Please. You'd be back there offering your blood within five minutes.

Jayden Taylor
Jayden Taylor

Ask to see the more attractive movie version of herself instead.

Elijah James
Elijah James

shinobu is always cute every day

Nathan Howard
Nathan Howard

spotted the pedo

Jose Walker
Jose Walker

The movies spent more on properly conveying her cuteness/beauty. Some people still find other characters more attractive, so they've failed, but they're doing better.

Michael Ross
Michael Ross

I put on my robe and wizard hat

Lincoln Stewart
Lincoln Stewart

Fuck off faggot. I bet you don't even cast magic missile at the darkness.

Carson Martin
Carson Martin

THE POWER OF MONTE CHRISTO COMPELS YOU!
use my palm to boop her forehead and exorcise her.

Jaxson Carter
Jaxson Carter

You look up and see this dangerous looking snail.
How do you proceed?

Ryan Anderson
Ryan Anderson

Molest it harder.

Levi Morris
Levi Morris

Hell no, why would I help something that kills humans to live?

Julian King
Julian King

Because that's the best chance you'll ever have to do something worthwhile with your life.

Jason Wilson
Jason Wilson

What makes you think her life is worth more than mine?

Gabriel Wright
Gabriel Wright

Human life is worthless in comparison to such a goddess. Also maybe she'll fuck me as a reward/pity.

Austin Green
Austin Green

True Beauty is worth more than the life of one mortal. I know it might not seem like it- because that's a crude representation of Shinobu instead of the woman herself- but you'd understand if you saw her.

Wyatt Reed
Wyatt Reed

?

Jacob Gutierrez
Jacob Gutierrez

let her give me a love bite and do an araragi move on her

Dylan Howard
Dylan Howard

Well you can jerk off about your medieval fantasies elsewhere, the modern world doesn't have time for that shit. And what was Koyomi's dumbass thinking in the movie when he sees a vampire asking for blood and crying for it like a bitch, and then actually gives his life to her? Idiot.

Hunter Peterson
Hunter Peterson

live in reality
We're already discussing mongolian cave paintings on the internet. The closest thing to reality that matters here is canon.

Levi Rivera
Levi Rivera

Most of us still have family and friends though. You don't have to be a normalfag to have family that you love, either.

Gabriel Perez
Gabriel Perez

You're discussing a hypothetical situation involving magic. If you're going to ignore part of it, or dismiss it as impossible then why discuss it at all?

Charles Foster
Charles Foster

What magic does she use? I don't recall

Nathan Sanchez
Nathan Sanchez

A combination of the collective beliefs of humanity and the raw beauty of her soul. It's basically Nisio saying he can do whatever the fuck he wants.

Joseph Evans
Joseph Evans

I'll give you that she's beautiful but I dunno about that soul. Don't vampires not have souls?

Sebastian Foster
Sebastian Foster

Vampires have to have souls. In Dracula exorcising a vampire was basically equivalent to saving its soul. That's why Christian symbols are effective against them.

Daniel Green
Daniel Green

Vampires are cursed souls, a foul existence. Created stuff like Frankenstein don't have soul and are a different kind of fou

Chase Martinez
Chase Martinez

use ripple

Gavin Green
Gavin Green

Did Kiss-shot have sex with her first servant? Has she ever had sex with anyone?

It seems hard to believe she could go 500+ years with no sex. If she has, would you consider shinobu a virgin? Kiss-shot isn't Shinobu, though they have the same memories.

Asher Kelly
Asher Kelly

hope that she can be the one that finally kills me.

Samuel Johnson
Samuel Johnson

Kiss-shot isn't Shinobu
They're absolutely the same person. It's been obvious for ages, but Ougi Dark makes it irrefutable. Why the fuck would a shapeshifter taking a different form change who they are as a person?

Alexander Brown
Alexander Brown

I love Mr. Donut. That shit is really worth her praise.

Jeremiah Gomez
Jeremiah Gomez

teleport behind her and pat head. Nothing personnel.

Eli Sanchez
Eli Sanchez

The batter is Shinobu Oshino.

It would be one thing if she were still the tiny girl she had been until just other day, but as a tall, slender, long-haired blonde in a gorgeous dress, an unparalleled beauty so dazzling it makes you want to avert your eyes, not to mention one wearing stilettos, her gripping a metal bat and awaiting the ball with one foot forward is akin to a sewing machine on a dissecting table. The image is unbalanced enough to be a dissecting table on top of a sewing machine.
...
I step onto the diamond—I mean, the park grounds.

“Oh! There you are, my master!”

Shinobu is the first one to notice me.

Seeing that beautiful, elegant, lovely, radiant—at any rate, that blonde beauty with a first-rate figure, who there could never be enough flowery words to describe, innocently waving her hand (actually, she’s waving the sword) and calling out to me like that feels a little awkward, or rather, disorienting.

“That took you long enough! We’ve been waiting for you—we were growing bored, so we decided to partake in a game of croquet to pass the time!”

So it was croquet…

I’ve heard that croquet was the prototype for baseball, but I have close to no knowledge of what the sport actually entails.

“Ha! “Haha! “Hahahaha!” she laughs.

After rushing up to me, Shinobu lifts me up and spins me around in the air—it’s a motion almost like a Giant Swing, or maybe reminiscent of an adult horsing around with a small child, but given our current height difference, it’s become perfectly doable for her.

OWARI 3 FUCKING WHEN, SHAFT?

Brandon Walker
Brandon Walker

Now pair that passage with one from her backstory:

“Kiss-Shot Acerola-Orion Heart-Under-Blade…”

As if reflecting, she recited it back.

“I like it, Suicide-Master. Deathtopia Virtuoso Suicide-Master. It is first-rate. I am very happy. I will endeavor to be a vampire who will bring shame neither to you nor to the name you have given me.”

“Ah, be diligent. …Right, right, speaking of diligence, here’s your last lesson. When you’re very happy, laugh like this.”

It was a bit premature, given how her way of speaking hasn’t firmly solidified yet, but I don’t know if we’ll have another opportunity.

I shouldn’t have any regrets.

If this is poison testing—if you’re going to get poisoned, might as well finish the plate.

“Ha.”

I laughed.

Because I was very happy.

“Ha! Ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! Aha! Ha ha ha ha ha! Aha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! Aha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!”

Isaiah James
Isaiah James

Call Julius Belmont

Kayden Price
Kayden Price

How can anyone still deny that Shinobu is the main girl of the series?

The day Nisio finally decides to commit the very last page of Monogatari to ink, we're going to be dealing with a lot of Cat and Monkey and Crab and Snail tears. Because it will be a Shinobu end.

Jeremiah Foster
Jeremiah Foster

I want to give my life for Princess Laura.

Xavier Green
Xavier Green

So you'd be one more corpse for her to carry on her conscience. What a selfish prick.

Aaron Rivera
Aaron Rivera

I don't want to get my hopes up.

Thomas Reyes
Thomas Reyes

implying old and busted did not have her time in the sun already as brief as it was.

What the hell else is there to talk about?
Compared to the other main characters, cat, monkey and crab she's more flat and explored already.

Owen Morales
Owen Morales

Shinobu still has plenty of growth left to go through. Her character is changing pretty rapidly and has come to some conclusions, but hasn't settled yet. Neither has her relationship with Araragi. She also has centuries of history to dig into.

Parker Collins
Parker Collins

As of owari 3 she is pretty much owari herself.

James Adams
James Adams

Scary vampire!

Matthew Cook
Matthew Cook

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Elijah Collins
Elijah Collins

The fuck are you talking you dense inbreed motherfucker.

Jonathan Morgan
Jonathan Morgan

korean
Get this shit out of here.

Jeremiah Long
Jeremiah Long

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Parker Sullivan
Parker Sullivan

HYDRO STORM

Ryan King
Ryan King

Not that I didn't already have the link, but thanks for posting it for others. A good gent, you are sir.

Hunter Ramirez
Hunter Ramirez

Can I haeb da pussy please? I'll give you donuts after that.

Hudson Flores
Hudson Flores

where's the ntr, lad.

Oliver Carter
Oliver Carter

The west never did this

They dont have a long history either, america is only a bit over 300 years old wtf

Luis Moore
Luis Moore

he thinks clapland is the only part of the western world

Austin Sullivan
Austin Sullivan

No one has ever said this is acceptable over there either.

The thing is, the otaku culture is probably as desensitized of sex stuff as the US is of violence.

And you are both being weird about it.

Luke Mitchell
Luke Mitchell

I obliterate her.

Thomas Foster
Thomas Foster

Sacrifice my doughnut to this powerful being.

Angel Robinson
Angel Robinson

Throw the distraction donuts at her

Nathan Wright
Nathan Wright

That's just setting the table.

Kayden Morgan
Kayden Morgan

Kiss-shot isn't Shinobu
a sealed monster isn't a sealed monster because it's sealed

Michael Gutierrez
Michael Gutierrez

^Isn't really wrong though. Just finished watching "It's a beautiful Life."
Happy title, happy love story. They have a kid and everything is fucking peachy. Then suddenly the Nazis.

Colton Young
Colton Young

Or Life is Beautiful what ever the fuck it was called basically the whole point is crab is best girl or something I guess fuck blood-sugar loli

Carson Wilson
Carson Wilson

The west spontaneously forgot its long history of marrying eight year olds.
That's soon about to change. Atleast in Yurop.

Isaiah Scott
Isaiah Scott

Kiss-Shot is a monster in form only.

Ryder Williams
Ryder Williams

For some people this is a nightmare at the end.
For others. Its a dream to be bitten by the three best girls.

Matthew Morales
Matthew Morales

Face of a true bliss

Justin Cooper
Justin Cooper

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Asher Lopez
Asher Lopez

I only see two best girls and an average one.

Christopher Sanders
Christopher Sanders

sticks an icecream in dolls butt while snail is rimming him from behind
even in doujins he's still the best mc

Jace Nguyen
Jace Nguyen

I've got to give the credit to Hachikuji for seizing the initiative on that one.

Dominic Diaz
Dominic Diaz

kek

Michael Torres
Michael Torres

Son, you gotta SMITE ALL THE EVIL.

Kayden Adams
Kayden Adams

A vampire is a monster, no matter what person it is.

Thomas Turner
Thomas Turner

Potion seller, I'm going to fight a vampire, and I want only your strongest potions.

Landon King
Landon King

If you get bit it's all over, so why bother with potions?

Noah Murphy
Noah Murphy

My potions could kill a dragon, let alone a vampire.

Jaxon Brooks
Jaxon Brooks

Well the problem is getting the vampire to drink it.

Angel Green
Angel Green

Just mix it into some doughnut batter

Cameron Bell
Cameron Bell

Shinobu hasn't gone that soft. She knows not to take food from enemies. You'll at least need to take over a donut shop and put it in all of the donuts until she gets some from there.

Camden Gray
Camden Gray

Shinobu can’t handle my strongest potions. No one can. I'll simply use a potion to make the doughnut smell so delicious she can't help but eat it.

Austin Edwards
Austin Edwards

When will Arararagi just fuck the vampire instead of molesting his close friends and family?

Alexander Cox
Alexander Cox

When his willpower breaks down and he admits that he's cheating on his girlfriend.

Camden White
Camden White

Cheap-shot her, and while she is distracted go behind her and then behead her while saying she is too weak to challenge me.

Jose Gutierrez
Jose Gutierrez

Pssshhh... Nothin' personnel, loli

Thomas Sanders
Thomas Sanders

It's not cheating if they're sisters/not real humans

Kevin Parker
Kevin Parker

edgelord kill yourself

Lucas Anderson
Lucas Anderson

*unzips garlic*

Jaxon Gray
Jaxon Gray

this man knows, like teaching feeling

Austin Torres
Austin Torres

all of the feet fanservice with shinobu

christ, based shaft sure knows their target audience

Levi Brooks
Levi Brooks

This is the first time I've felt at all attracted to feet.

Christian Collins
Christian Collins

embrace it user

Jonathan Cook
Jonathan Cook

offer donuts in return for sparing my life

Nathaniel Murphy
Nathaniel Murphy

i bet she has bunions like the old hag she is

Wyatt Kelly
Wyatt Kelly

not creating a shinobu harem in honeyselect
what are you doing guys?
desuarchive.org/vg/thread/155967781/

Austin Morgan
Austin Morgan

Throw garlic at her

Justin Morris
Justin Morris

Natural 1

Jason Foster
Jason Foster

best
multiple
Sasuga lolicon

Easton Moore
Easton Moore

I'd take teen vamp, please.

Josiah Ramirez
Josiah Ramirez

Ask her how did she get in my room

There's a wall behind me

Asher Garcia
Asher Garcia

It's a hard concept to describe. I'm not a film connoisseur or anything so I don't know if there's a name for what I described. I actually really like love stories like that, depressing horrible. I think most people get turned off by it because it's not a nice campy romance with a happy ending, but to me it seems more realistic in a way. American romantic comedies are always so painfully sweet and dopey and hard to watch.

Jack Reed
Jack Reed

why was she afraid of showing her tits to araragi again?

Henry Baker
Henry Baker

this never happened what are you talking about?

Jose Flores
Jose Flores

3d
shitty 3d at that

Xavier Moore
Xavier Moore

she hesitates to take her clothes off in front of araragi during shinobu mail. they were swaping their hoodies

Michael Torres
Michael Torres

This is the downside of Shinobu being so good that even morons can realize it.

Andrew Nelson
Andrew Nelson

meant to quote this

Jason Smith
Jason Smith

Read kizumonoagatari again.
Cried again

Asher Wilson
Asher Wilson

What does Shinobu Mail do to you? That arc is always more emotionally draining for me.

Christopher Powell
Christopher Powell

I rewatched it and there was 0 hesitation Owari episode 9
Araragi gives Kanbaru his hoodie, and she puts it on.
Then Kanbaru asks if he'll be okay and he says he might be a little cold
She immediately takes of her hoodie while his is over top

Wyatt Perez
Wyatt Perez

I didn't count how many times I watched it. Probably the ln is better, unfortunately it isn't translated

Adam Cooper
Adam Cooper

Become an italian

Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson

/a has given me strange fetishes too. Just accept it.

Caleb Ortiz
Caleb Ortiz

You're a dirty liar with filthy accusations.
Don't force her to prove her innocence again.

Easton Bell
Easton Bell

here i made this for you

Christian Gonzalez
Christian Gonzalez

mfw her jacket is warm
mfw it smells like her

Fucking Araragi, he can't keep getting away with this.

Daniel Brown
Daniel Brown

he also sees her naked multiple times, she takes his underwear off and even worse is that they've linked arms

Austin Turner
Austin Turner

And he doesn't even have the common courtesy to bone her.
Araragi does not deserve the happiness he fails to see he's got.

Alexander Ortiz
Alexander Ortiz

She's not a loli.

Gavin Garcia
Gavin Garcia

Hope for this

Landon Cruz
Landon Cruz

every woman was a loli once

Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore

but she was too pure

Jason Moore
Jason Moore

But not every woman is a loli in the present.

Blake Baker
Blake Baker

You wouldn't dare

Julian Campbell
Julian Campbell

But he went back in time.

Jaxson Young
Jaxson Young

I would crush this monkey cunny.

Landon Garcia
Landon Garcia

Why would he go through all those time travel troubles again just to get a regular human loli when he already has two god-tier supernatural ones?

Connor Allen
Connor Allen

stop

Adrian Cruz
Adrian Cruz

loli monkey is NOT for lewd

Luke Powell
Luke Powell

But I just to turn her straight by shower her the power of an erect male penis.

Parker Lee
Parker Lee

she is bi
read the lns

Jayden Martin
Jayden Martin

What the fuck is that thing?

Luis Reed
Luis Reed

3 gatsu x monogatari collab short story

Matthew Morris
Matthew Morris

How much time does it take to translate all the LNs by Vertical. I don't want to grow old by that time (23 currently)

Caleb Gomez
Caleb Gomez

Also Onimonogatari makes me cry more than Shinobu Mail

Jacob Butler
Jacob Butler

you'll be long gone before SHAFT is finished milking the series

Chase Reyes
Chase Reyes

I am not talking abour the anime. I meant LNs

Michael Gray
Michael Gray

teen >

Thomas Perry
Thomas Perry

THIS

Nicholas James
Nicholas James

bakemonogatari part 1: dec 20
part 2: feb 28 2017
part 3: apr 25 2017
so thats about a book every 3 months
if you extrapolate it should be done sept 2021 provided each volume is 2 books and nothing new comes out

Jayden Reed
Jayden Reed

I want to fuck her.

Kayden Johnson
Kayden Johnson

If his is the case, I can master Japanese and read them by myself in 4 years. So I should start visiting DJT.

Jace Thomas
Jace Thomas

The Loli Trinity

In the name of the Vamp, the Snail, and the Dolly Cutie. Amen.

Cooper Ross
Cooper Ross

You turn around and see this dangerous vampire looking at you.
What are your actions?

Henry Gonzalez
Henry Gonzalez

didn't cut off the head, burn the body, and bury them upside-down in a mirror-lined box by a crossroads
Nigger you are just ASKING to get ghouled.

Kevin Scott
Kevin Scott

looks like euler with big tits

William Davis
William Davis

So where does Part II end at?

Josiah Jenkins
Josiah Jenkins

After defeating the exorcists.

Andrew Nguyen
Andrew Nguyen

If Araragi got a horrible Priapism, could he convince Shinobu to suck the blood out of his dick before he gets permanent erectile dysfunction?

Colton Phillips
Colton Phillips

His vampire powers would regenerate it. Someone could rip the entire thing off and it would grow back like new in about a minute.

John Allen
John Allen

Stop bringing logic into my scheme to get Shinobu to bite his dick

Grayson Cox
Grayson Cox

Shinobu is an idiot so it might work.

Adam Bailey
Adam Bailey

Give it a decade and Araragi could just ask Shinobu to bite his dick.

Lucas Howard
Lucas Howard

Offer her a japanese jelly donut

Julian Reed
Julian Reed

Does Shinobu like it rough?

John Kelly
John Kelly

She likes whatever fits the mood.

Luis James
Luis James

You know, I never thought twice about those being called jelly donuts. The only thought that crossed my mind was, is there really jelly in them.

Alexander Ortiz
Alexander Ortiz

Totally a serious ritual of subservience guys. I swear.

Sebastian Rivera
Sebastian Rivera

Unzip my dick, and let her bite it.

Connor Sanders
Connor Sanders

Araragi will never go full vampire
he will never be able to turn into a shota for Shinobu to ravage
they will never do other kinky shape-shifting sex

Charles Nelson
Charles Nelson

you need to research more doujins

Carter Bell
Carter Bell

I've read every one I could get my hands on. The closest I got was a non-H body swap one by Campus Life.

Aaron Hill
Aaron Hill

Cried again
It becomes a bit more trivial, when you realise, that Kisshot was just going through a phase and nobody had lost anything. Well, except for that pries dying, but fuck that guy.

Lincoln Gonzalez
Lincoln Gonzalez

I don't actually think there's a single scanned loli Shinobu /ss/ doujin.

Logan Walker
Logan Walker

I could see someone crying at Araragi's oath and the emotions is was uttered with. In fact, I don't think that anyone is going to cry because they thought someone had lost something.

Daniel Bell
Daniel Bell

WE SURPASS NAGASH

Jayden Lee
Jayden Lee

Get in line, bitch boy.

Grayson Hall
Grayson Hall

Kiss her on the forehead.

Daniel Morris
Daniel Morris

That's lewd user

James Perry
James Perry

Yeah. The better option is sweeping her off her feet and kissing her so long and hard that she can't think any more.

Connor Powell
Connor Powell

What age Shinobu is best?

Ryan Cooper
Ryan Cooper

598

Henry Cook
Henry Cook

She's a much more rounded person by 599 though.

Carter Taylor
Carter Taylor

Kabuki fucking destroyed me

Dominic Ortiz
Dominic Ortiz

Gas that horrible monster.

Reminder, people that see this monster as a "little girl" are only seeing what they want to see. Its a trick done by the monster.

Hello Saya

Josiah Rivera
Josiah Rivera

liked her most when she was cold and spiteful...

...maybe something is wrong with me.

Hudson Perry
Hudson Perry

What sort of cold and spiteful are we talking about here? Bake pout-in-the-corner spiteful or Nise say-slightly-mean-things spiteful?

Zachary Campbell
Zachary Campbell

the nise one, without talking at all she was just a prop

Matthew Young
Matthew Young

It's really hard to see that as spiteful. It was actually pretty textbook tsundere if you dig into her motivations. She still has that same spark later on too, even if less frequently.

Jonathan Nelson
Jonathan Nelson

I cried because of kiss-shot.

Bentley Collins
Bentley Collins

Could Venom take out Kiss Shot?

Cameron Martin
Cameron Martin

No. If even a thrall of hers can regenerate from scattered ashes then he doesn't have a weapon that can stop her.

Benjamin Perez
Benjamin Perez

He can just fulton her

Dylan Barnes
Dylan Barnes

When does MGS let you fulton a boss character?

Kayden Phillips
Kayden Phillips

You can fulton the Skulls.
There aren't really any decent bossfights in the game, though.
Hardmode Quiet is ok, but the rest is just shit, especially Sahalanthropus.

Brandon Taylor
Brandon Taylor

a cat is fine too

Jordan James
Jordan James

Look up Casanova.