His waifu isn't /fit/

>his waifu isn't /fit/
lol

can't take you seriously when you don't even know the girls name.

What makes you think he doesn't?

How dare you question that user's love for Brittany Gorgeoustits!
Judging by how kamachi.exe names foreign bitches, I doubt I'm far off the mark. Unless she's a jap in which case fuck.

STOP TEASING AND STEP ON SOMEONE'S DICK GODDAMMIT

Have the animators never seen a picture of a bench before?

what do you mean?

>his waifu doesn't have a ticklish belly
lol

>His Waifu cant even pole dance.

>His waifu is a cowtits hag that pleases old men

>His waifu cant even be groped

>bench press to 90 degrees
>crunches

Pass

>she's literally a cum rag used for all the troops' comfort after victories
My fucking dick.

>His waifu cant even get the dick.

Crunches are better than situps.

But rowers with v-ups beat both.

>liking the fact that his waifu takes raw cock and cum from hundreds of other men

>His waifu isn't a certified operator for a multitude of military hardware including powered suits, breaching tools, and electronics.
I don't get you people sometimes.

Best girl.

is this as crap as crapdex or crapgun

Pathetic, right?

>his waifu isn't effay

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>His Waifu will never wash his bike.

>his waifu doesn't ohoho whenever she can

>brass pole

dang

Stop the bullying.

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isn't she Heivia's mistress?

>lol

Fuck off

>lol is now an offense
I miss the old Cred Forums

Fuck off.

Blame normalfags for ruining everything fun.

>now

How can you miss something you never took part in?

When his wife's not the one there. she's the one getting the good scenes with him. There's also the whole thing with Uiharu and Kakine and Heivia turning into Kakine in the recent crossover novel so I'm pretty sure Kamachi is fucking with us.

I've been in Cred Forums since 2007

>/fit/ spammer's thread hijacked by HOfags
wew

Doesn't this happen half of the time anyway?

GIVE US INDEX S3 ALREADY

H>Q

My waifu is /fit/, though.

>object gets dropped from orbit
The LN is so stupidly entertaining.

That improper form with her wrists on the bench press FUCKING TRIGGERS ME

She will be tho

But she is.

>TRIGGERS

Fuck off

>Can't even take someone jokingly using the word "trigger"

You sure are triggered. Go ahead, let's see your best attempt to save face.

What are you talking about? Cred Forums didn't exist until 2009.

>his waifu doesn't even take raw cock and cum from hundreds of other men

There's no way she'd be able to do that with those stockings.

Still hot.

Rather have HO S2.

I'd definitely prefer HO s2 over an NT season, but fuck if Battle Royale, Dragon and Brexit wouldn't be fucking great to see.

>Haha joke's on you faggot I was only pretending to type like a newfaggot redditor born post millennium.

Index S3 would be a meme goldmine. I could see the catalog being flooded at least three or four times while it's airing.

Aaaand there it is. I rate it 2/10 try a little harder next time.

>you can see him pinching the nipple

>act like a faggot
>continue to act like a faggot

Fuck off, Ironically using some shitty word/meme is the same as actually using it you moron.

Fit enough to make a Greek goddess jealous.

Except he wasn't even doing that, he was just being a faggot like he is.

I keep hearing this, is this the cross over manga or LN because I don't remember Heivia turning into Kakine or even being relevant in it.

>his waifu isn't a Banchō

It's on Kamachi's website, it got released two or three weeks ago and js06 gave us some spoilers for it.

>but his is

Just started volume 5. Is this girl the new HO's Shiage, or does she end up getting harem'd by Quenser?

She's considered a protagonist like Shiage was, but she's not a haremette. Kamachi made a spinoff for her but it has yet to be released.

She never meets the duo, though she might in vol 12.

>mahou shoujo
i'm sure she's fit

sauce?

Just wait until you get to the volumes past that, shit gets real fun then.

4 posts above yours

Has Qwenthur gropped Frolaytia more?

Also, who's joined his harem

But normalfags use lol

Why the fuck is she so smug when she can do only lmao2plat?

Less of a workout and more of a tease for the protagonists who she is explaining a mission to.

I want to feel as an equel to my waifu, thus I'm getting fit for her.

Then get a new face.

Fortunately, there is no need for that.

>no doujin of frolaytia
end my life

but she is

I'm pretty sure I've fapped more to Frolaytia than any other girl. I really should watch her show sometime.

>his waifu isn't a martial arts monstrosity
ehl oh ehl

>his waifu doesn't wear pantyhose
lol fag

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My waifu is pretty fit without being a walking meme.

MUH DICK.

>Horizon girl
>not walking meme

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Mamma Mia!

Yes.

>his waifu isn't dead

Didn't mean to post that picture
Welp

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Just one decent soft femdom doujin.
That's all I need

Those are the worst dreams.
Not so much because of the dream itself but because of when you wake up and realise it was a dream.
Devastating.

He is.

RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE

Not possible. Remember, Heivia is expected to sleep around by his fiance, but if and only if it doesn't lead to anything serious. Being a mistress basically means she gets a place in Heivia's heart and she can't have that.

Yeah she is

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You are very far off.
Gorgeoustits is not a drink, so it's not a valid name for someone in HO.

Except she is

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>machine flies 5 bars lmao
>noodle barbell, fake weights confirmed
>that weak ass sit up
>yoga
Never gonna make it

I want /fit/ to stay.

>not doing yoga/stretching
Enjoy your shitty joints and tight muscles nigga

I support this!

>lol

Nice try Vanderbilt lady. You don't even have a name.

Best.