Why didn't rukia win the ichibowl ? Well technically she did but she still didn't carry ichigos seed in her womb...

Because Kubo is a fucking cunt

She didn't respect Ichigo's giant ghetto-fab hoop earring game.

How come Ichigo is still a wage slave even tho he saved the world a couple of times

Ywach returns when the world is happiest.
Ichigo marrying Hime and not Rukia guarantees he could be happier.
It's why his son destroys Ywach's essence, since he's a manifestation of that unhappiness

Can confirm.

>Saved girl from being stranded overnight because keys in car in the store lot I work at.
>Call AAA and wait when store closes.
>They get keys out of her car.
>Indebted like offering me food or such.
>Decline forms of payment just because preventing misery is the right thing to do.
>Never see her again.

My car was even shittier than her car.

>Read his Twitter.
He doesn't have a twitter retard. Because he quit it after ichirukishitters like you chased him away.

you blew your chance blogposting retard, why do you think she offered you food?

He left twitter years ago. Someone else uses that account now to shit post.

He left twitter less than a year ago. He was on until December of 2015 due to some trouble about identity issues with another dude who looked like him.

He kept on Twitter for over 14 years when Bleach was out.

>Why didn't rukia win the ichibowl ?
Chapter two. That's how early the winner was decided, and it wasn't meant to be Rukia. There's no excuse for having missed that.

Isshin and Masaki.

Why couldn't Nel win the Ichibowl? Why shouldn't Tatsuki win the Ichibowl? Hell how dare Aizen never won the Ichibowl

You mean the homo dude?

Rukia lost because God hates us.

>offered food
>declined
>never see her again

And who's fault is that retard?

Same reason Sakura didn't win the narutobowl.

Authors pandering to most of the fanbase who prefer shy big tit cows with crush on protag.

It's all about self-insertion.

Because Ichigo is a boobs man. Because Kubo finally decided to show Orihime mercy. Because if Rukia and Ichigo wanted to be lovers, it'd be a long distance relationship since neither wants to leave their world, and it would suck. Pick your poison.

Orihime isn't what I call shy.

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>Can confirm.
>>>Decline forms of payment just because preventing misery is the right thing to do.
You're an idiot.

Don't you remember the Da Vinci interview?
Sakura was never going to end up with Naruto, Kishi had the main end-game pairs thought out from the start.

>Orihime grows old
>Rukia stays the same
>Renji's abusive side comes back as he notices Ichigo looking at his wife that way
>Ichigo and Rukia have an affair
>Renji goes to rape Orihime in revenge, but she just imagines that it's Ichigo who hasn't touched her in years
the NTR just writes itself

At what moment did you start thinking that he didn't won?

>implying this isn't Kubo

Because >"Turned out to be some 4 way crossbreed of spirits who saved the word from evil ghosts several times" is not something you can put on a resume and the human world doesn't accept ghost money.

You know the point of

>Indebted like offering me food or such.

was the chance to get to know her better right? It was literally an offer to hang out and you declined.

She loves Renji, not Ichigo.

Rukia is shitty ugly fucking cunt who looks like a fucking male half the time

Orihime is a goddess and faggots that dwell from Deathberry need to stay there in their shitty little fucking safe zone

A million and one shonen and light novel fans are raging at you right now desu
How are they supposed to have a power fantasy of being an actually interesting person?

NTR doujin when

>Why didn't rukia win the ichibowl ? Well technically she did
Wat

>Sakura didn't win the narutobowl.
Because she was in love with someone else for the entirety of the series?

Also
>Orihime
>shy

triggered as fuck

I don't get why people sperg about all this stuff.
There was litterally zero love relationship building between Ichigo and anyone.

Exactly this. You could ship Ichigo with Tatsuki and no one would bat an eye since Kubo doesnt bother building relationships since its a fucking shounen

>Kubo strongly implied that the editors decided at the last minute that Ichihime was the way to go and made him change the pairings.
He left twitter a year ago. Anyways, how could even believe this? In what world would editors push for less popular pairings?

You guys believe anything you read huh.

Hell, I'm sure 99% of the fanbase was expecting Ichigo x hand as the ending. I'm surprised Kubo literally went for the cliche "and everyone got married and had kids." So it really does just seem like a final fuck you to the fanbase

because this story is for children, that's why I stopped watching to kidsy.

Man, I wouldn't mind seeing more of Ichikia and Kazui, brash reckless girl and moe boy gamis running around Karakura, getting into hijinks sounds amusing if only for a small bit. You just know Ichika drew on Kazui's face after that reveal.

reminder that kubo hates the IR fanbase:

-ichigo doesn’t even know that rukia even achieved bankai. so much for their whole ~whitesun/blackmoon~ special bond.

-rukia runs straight to orihime. doesn’t even let them interact. she does nothing to help him out of his despair.

-recycles the rukia giving ichigo back his powers FB scene, but with fucking tsukishima. He took one of the most beloved IR scenes and did that to it.

-no tagteam.

-ichigo isn’t even at her captain ceremony. yhwach starts forming during that moment-a moment where ichigo is back in the human world happily married to orihime/raising kazui with her & rukia is back in ss, with renji by her side/a mother since ichika is already born.

-has them interact twice this entire final arc.

-uraharas last words were bait.

-last chapter is another nail on the coffin since they’re shown arguing over their parenting skills. ichigo/orihime are more protective(faeries follow kazui around, ichigo yelling at rukia to find her daughter) while rukia/renji are obviously more lax.

-names the last chapter “death and strawberry” which is the most popular IR ship name. A chapter where ichigo and rukia are living in different worlds, happily married to other people, and started a family with their respective spouses.

-then gives the “death and strawberry” title to the renruki/ichihime kids. who look so much like both their parents. ichika with renjis hair color, and kazui is all orihime in the face-especially the eyes.

-IRs convinced themselves that Japanese fans would be raging and burning their merch, but instead they were pretty comfy with it and all the complaining had to do with the missing characters.

-a whole article dedicated to Japanese fans mocking the western fanbase for their tantrum. calling them Ichiruk-ists.

-the words that ichigo told rukia when he rescued back in the ss arc, kubo recycles them. he says the exact same thing to kenpachi. ill post the raws if you guys want.

>I'm sure 99% of the fanbase was expecting Ichigo x hand as the ending.
Literally what? The girl that's genuinely in love with the MC will get with him in the end, it's a like fighting shounen rule.

-happened with kenshin
-happened with naruto
-happened with db
-happened with bleach
-will happen with boku no hero since the main endgame pairing is so painfully obvious

I miss Bleach. Feels bad,anons.

Nel's fate left unresolved. So I don't give a fuck.

shes not important to kubo. he brought her back for no reason since she doesnt do anything except save urahara and yoruichi off-screen. we'll probably see what happened to her in the final volume sketches though.

>the words that ichigo told rukia when he rescued back in the ss arc, kubo recycles them. he says the exact same thing to kenpachi. ill post the raws if you guys want.

What? I don't remember this. Which words?

>except save urahara and yoruichi off-screen
We don't know that. We don't know anything about the fate of **Nel**, Grimm, **Urahara** and **Yoruichi**. My favorite characters.
Saved, dead? Something else? Pretty please?
I positively hate this ending.

I came here to save you.

She can probably reject aging.

If you want a real answer it can be really easily pared down to: "Humans and spirits aren't meant to coexist." I mean hey 99% of the problems in the series are one plane meddling with another one. Ichigo might be half man half bear and half pig but he still sees himself as human. It was either:

>Be a human, what he basically always wanted, and be with Orihime. Protect human family and live normal life

or

>Be a soul reaper (sort of since he isn't even dead yet) and live in Seireitei, give up family, learn new way of life to basically be a sword swinging pawn of the Gotei regardless of how important they may think he is.

Rukia leaving seireitei and being human was never an option, and is out of character for Rukia anyway.

Also because CHILD BEARING HIPS

literally recycles it word for word.

And Ichigo proceeds to do jackshit. Yes Kubo thanks for reminded us you only had 2 arcs that were actually any decent.

>We don't know that.
There's no way that Kubo killed them off-especially Urahara and Yoruichi.. He's definitely gonna show what they're up to in the volume sketches.

All these semen demons don't deserve to be in a shit series like Bleach

Kubo's Nephew here,
Nell ends up working at Urahara Shop as a delivery girl but mostly uses it as an excuse to visit Ichigo whenever she can

Wait, I thought Kenpachi said that to Ichigo.

Oh that scene. I admit I am a bit forgetful.

kid ichigo had the same smile, and so does kazui

Happened also with Recca, despite Fuuko liking Recca AND fighting alongside him throughout the manga.

That said,
>genuinely in love
Genuinely funny how this is applied to Chichi, who had a crush on some little retarded monkeyboy who only agreed to marriage because he thought it's a kind of food.

Shit I didn't know Kubo was this lazy

>Unohana Kenpachi
DELETE THIS

>There's no way that Kubo killed them off
And now you will remember that it's the end of the manga.
>He's definitely gonna show
You wish.
Fuck it. "Happy to serve" is officially my headcanon now.
Thank you. Appreciated.

>Genuinely funny how this is applied to Chichi, who had a crush on some little retarded monkeyboy who only agreed to marriage because he thought it's a kind of food.
You got me one that one, but the others are true.

-Kaoru was in love with Kenshin
-Hinata was in love with Naruto/Sakura with Sasuke
-Orihime was in love with Ichigo
-Ochako will fall in love with Deku and she will be the endgame girl, even if a rival appears in the future.

It's like a golden rule in shounen, just like how the MC has to be super dense when it comes to women.

>Shit I didn't know Kubo was this lazy
its cute. the most important women in ichigos life + his son share the same smile.

I like "Happy to Serve You" because it gave this cute little snippet

I know IchiNel is endgame tho

>He kept on Twitter for over 14 years

I wanna see Grimmjow get a kid and become a competitive dad with Ichigo.

>Delcline forms of payment
You could have married some 3dpd by now. But you went and fucked it up.

Kubo just wants to tell you that Friends > Lovers.

Rukia is basically Ichigo's soulmate, the one he would do anything for, the one he would bring the stars down for, the one closest to him, while Orihime is the girl he fucks. And Renji is just the guy she fucks, but her soulmate is Ichigo. I'm sure Ichigo spends more time with Rukia anyway.

Plus Kubo was hoping he can make a sequel with the kids, and they can't hook up if they are siblings.

"We still care about some fictional pairing-the thread"

...

Because Renji is the black sun.

Also imagine the shitstorm if this pic came as a spoiler right after the FACE THE RUKIA thing.

Shameless bait is shameless.

> Implying Ichigo and Renji won't get tired of their wives' bitching and have a full homo affair.

Remainder that Toriyama only paired Chi Chi and Goku because he hated Chi Chi and because he was a masochist, then he turned her from a cutie martial artist to some annoying cunt.

>the one closest to him
so close that he doesn't attend her captain ceremony. so close that rukia runs straight over to orihime during his despair moment huh.

kubo fucked you guys over so hard this final arc yet you're still in denial. its funny.

The Kuchiki-Abarai and Kurosaki ladies.

Very cute.

He was there just out of the panel. Kubo is lazy, but maybe the volume will have an extra page. And Orihime was in a worse situation. But Kubo is a hack anyway.

>He was there just out of the panel. Kubo is lazy, but maybe the volume will have an extra page. And Orihime was in a worse situation. But Kubo is a hack anyway.

He wasn't at the ceremony, get over it. Orihime was in a better state since she was trying to fix his sword when Renji and Rukia arrived while Ichigo was straight-up facing the ground still shocked over what happened-he didn't even respond until Renji picked him up off the ground.

>He wasn't at the ceremony
Baseless assumption. Where's the proof? There's no way he wouldn't be there.

>Orihime was in a better state
Rukia actually has faith in Ichigo, she knew Orihime nedded more help.

>Hell, I'm sure 99% of the fanbase was expecting Ichigo x hand as the ending
I'm no specialist but I'm willing to bet that Ichirukists made for more than 1% of the fanbase.

Yuzu messes up the boob contrast.

-Ok so, where's the proof that he was at the ceremony?

-Rukia wasn't even shown thinking about Ichigo. She interacted with both Orihime and Renji during that scene and was forgotten the moment Tsukishima arrived. Tsukishima and Orihime help fix his sword and Renji was the one to accompany him to battle. Her presence was pointless.

If we're gonna be grasping then you guys should read the oneshot. She doesn't even "win" there by a longshot, and that's putting on shipping goggles too.

the oneshot is probably one of the five lifetimes where orihime vowed to fall in love with ichigo. its such a kubo thing.

So, 1 is the manga, 2 is the oneshot, 3 is the anime, 4 is the movies (since they don't fit with the rest), and 5th will be the live action adaptation?

Was the chart of shit getting real finished?

>tfw the plot was such a pile of shit that people only ever talk about bleach when it comes up shipping.

I fail to see how bleach was ever better than Naruto.

Because she think of Ichiko as a bro/best friend? Goddamn, stop being so delusional about this nonexistent romance, dude.

The end was rushed as shit. If there was any consolation prize from it all is it was so satisfying seeing the IchiRuki cunts being btfo once and for all. Kubo sticking to his guns, and stuck to his original end game. I love seeing delusional shippers get fucking put in there place.

God bless you Kubo. Look forward to your next project. Fuck the otaku cancer, and shipping fanatics.

This happens all the time.

I didn't see them as an item. I always thought Orihime would get him since she wanted him so badly. Same thing with Hinata and some other girls who really want that MC dick.

Yuzu really is the odd one out in her family. Maybe it had something to do with her diet.

heh

>Read his Twitter
I only found hard porn video links and pictures of Kubo doing what he likes to do the most.