Hey kid, where do you think you're going

Don't do it user, you have so much to live for.

I know this was satire but I cringed.

>tfw no raifu

>tfw having flashbacks from school right now

how do I get girls to bully me?

y-you too!

>be ugly fuck
>watch anime
>visit image boards

>skinny runt
>bullied by girls through Kindergarten to HS
>Dislike their company now.
>Dislike everything about them now.
>Could never see myself being gay.

Thanks.

that hasn't been helping so far

There are no girl bullies on anime image boards.

>user, come over here.
What do?

*pulls back foreskin*
pssst. nothin personnel kid.

>Girl tries to bully me
>Whatever
>Ignore her
>Everytime she tries to start shit I just shrug and leave
>She get's fucking mad everytime I do this

Wait am I the bully here? I just want to be left alone.

Here let me kiss your forehead

Apage Satanas! Your lewd lolis temptation won't work on a saint like me.

>666

NOT THIS TIME SATAN

...

Hey, your panties are showing.

I want Reiko to steal my books, beat me up, and toss me in a lake.

She obviously wants the D.

If you don't get out of the way, I'll be late to the class that I have to turn YOUR homework in.

Nah she is just a bitch.

>and then she dives in to rescue you anyway
UNF

That's how irl tsunders work, they're fucking bitches, but they still crave for your attention.

Boku no Pico.

This got an anime?

Upotte!!

How do I get girls to bully me? The only people who ever bullied me were boys.

>you will never be bullied by a cute delinquent girl who secretly likes you
>you will never hear her yell out 'what do you think you're looking at loser boy' when she's with her friends
>you will never notice her blushing as she walks away

be in elementary school

War raping, miss.
No excuse me, [Sequence of consonants #1] and [Sequence of consonants #2] are already there.

Move bitch GET OUT THE WAY

Girls just ignored me in elementary school. Except my crush, who blushed and smiled when she caught me looking at her.

She was actually blushing and smiling at me, who was behind you.

To the shooting range. Got a hot date with FNC

I doubt it, since we dated in jr high/middle school.

GOING HOME
I'M GOING HOME
MY EYES ARE BLEEDING
AND MY HEART IS LEAVING HERE
THE PLACE I'VE KNOWN
BUT IT'S NOT HOME
OOOOOOOOOOOOHHH

...

>bullied by a BIG tomboy girl in school
>everyday thing
>Get tired of it one day and call her a 'mean fucking cunt'
>She starts fighting me, closed fists
>I don't fight back at all
>we both get sent home
>nothing for a few days from her
>Comes up a week later and wants to know why I didn't fight her back.

>I don't think it's right to hit a woman

She then hung out with me all the time. Pestering me in the hall, break, lunch. Always sitting at the table I was at or, if she couldn't find me, come to the library to sit with me. What the hell.

b-back the fuck off

She liked you the whole time, she just didn't know how to approach you normally.

Is this the best feeling in the world?

Up that skirt of yours

It's a pretty good feeling.

So you married her right?

*nods unrespectfully towards them*