Just like 2D > 3DPD

Just like 2D > 3DPD
the same way DFC > Disgusting cow tits

This is a logical fact

Your logic is sound and flawless.

>being attracted to a chopping board

But 2D can and often does have cowtits.
It is the best of both worlds.

Your itty bitty kitty titties are no match for a mature womans breasts

Pure goddess.

This is true.

I'm not saying its impossible for 2D to have cowtits, but flatness is closer to the 2D ideal.

>being attracted to literal cows

It's true.

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>not being attracted to cows

Long + flat is the best combination.

Height > 160cm
Bust < 72cm
Dick = diamonds

Even 3D Flat is better than 2D cowtits.

Aika is beautiful.

Yes. This man knows.

Yes

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How flat is flat enough? I like my tall girls perflat but I like short girls to have a handful.

>breasts are a sign of femininity
>all boys have flat chests

flatshitters are faggots, this is a logical fact

>breasts are a sign of femininity
Just because these breasts are flat and perfect doesn't mean they aren't breasts. So in fact flat breasts are something very feminine.

Joke's on you. I'm not a faggot, I'm a pedo.

Flat is justice.

Well, you won't see me disagree.

Breasts are stuffed with hope and dreams. Flat chests are the deathknell of sad fucks who couldnt get better. Disgusting flat chests only exist to fuel my boob envy fetish.

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>Easier for babies to nurse on

>Less risk of breast cancer

>Lets you get closer to their heart

>Makes nipples seem even lewder in comparison

>Rest of the body seems more feminine relative to chest

Who's the liquor loli with the epic drills?

this garbage

Lots of things are a sign of fertility, small breasts included while large breasts are sign of pregnancy, old age and everything horrible.