The whole roastie thing is a meme, it's a lottery, some vagainas are like that

Canada, what the fuck?

i fucking love this site

Yall faggots posting in a copypasta slide Thread.

KYS in all fields

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KEK BASED LEAF

overboard is superior

>leaf
>familiar with his family's genitalia

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Canadian shitposting has indeed suprassed Australias. Wew.

Brobdingnagian if indubitable

Pussies should be for wrapping, not flapping.

Can anyone who believes that "roasties" form from being sluts please explain pornstar Eve Laurence's vagina?

Fpbp
Well, this is a delightfully awful pasta. Did any of (You)r family’s genitals happen to smell like sage?

She's the daywalker of roasties

stupid pasta, post some pictures of your mon's vegge with timestamp

>My mom
>my sister

It's true though.
I dated a virgin roast a while back. She was self-conscious about it because of this site and all the roastie memes to the point that she had to stop me halfway and ask if I was grossed out.

roastie meme is detrimental to the state of a woman's mind perpetuated by mgtow soyim and labialets.

what a fucking bizarre thread

Best.site.ever

send pics or never happened

this is tryhard as fuck. Kill yourself leaf

My thoughts exactly

If there is only one thing that unites us..

That's The Joke.jpg

Mongrels smell. They have fungus and yeast problems as they functions improperly.

t. This site
Never change.

TFW you know it's bait,but have to comment anyhow.
Fucking Leaf's go figure.
Does not save you from the sage though.

pics of your sister being virgin show us the proff

>all this newfags who don't recognize an old pasta
Off yourselves immediately

Wtf leaf

Funny shit.

but we can solve the roastie problem like we solve the foreskin problem, cuz we're all equal, and sex is just a social construct anyway, so whether it's a benis or a fortune cookie, we need to take a knife to it because religious freedom and tradition; amirite tho?

your sage does not save you from this bump

>My mom for example has a pussy like a baby,
How do you know?

Hahahaha

always inspect the vajay lhabias for impact trauma marks..

the same concept for fighters with cauliflower ears can be applied to vagina.

it's not so much the dangly curtains...
but the scarification from impact on the dangly curtains

google.com/search?q=cauliflower ear&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiW3p76h7DZAhUNCKwKHdjmBHoQ_AUICigB&biw=1922&bih=901

Quality post,fuckin' kek'd

Look at this queer who doesn't even fuck his mom.

Her cunt looks like shit.

Kill yourself you obvious reddit faggot

Yeah I'm sure the impact of a dick on a cunt is the same as that, you fucking idiot.

How do you know these things, that is the truly disturbing part.

Hitting the campaign trail a little early, aren't ya Justin?

This thread is funnier than anticipated.

The roastie term is a perjerative picturesque metaphor for how affected your vagina will be after abusing it by using it like a revolving door. And before you tell me "well it doesn't actually change shape or anything" and while I understand that I refuse to believe that for every dick you take your pussy or mind isn't the least bit affected.

French advocating for incest and now this

It's not supposed to be based on how many dicks one takes, it's just a genetics-based insult towards women, something they can't actually do anything about beyond expensive surgery.
It's the female equivalent of making fun of a small dick.

It's baffling that people will accept that any other part of your skin can suffer long-term, irreparable, damage from friction or stretching, but for some reason they get up in arms about the same thing potentially happening to the labia. If you work with your hands, you get callouses. If a part of your skin stretches too much, you get stretch marks. If you frequently rub an area, it gets discolored. But somehow the same ideas don't apply to the labia? Please. There's a reason why none of the freshly minted 18-year-olds on GirlsDoPorn have that weird five o'clock shadow on their labia majora that the more seasoned pornstars do. After they take a thousand dicks things just aren't the same anymore.

Fake news, the pussy of my aunt started to show more off the labia when she started to have more sex. And the penis of my dad smells like thrown up emmentaler cheese and he showers every morning for 10min.
/sage

>My mom for example has a pussy like a baby, you can't see the labia
>Yet my sister has a big labia even when she was a virgin
>checks flag

It's pasta you faggot

This isn't though what the fuck.

No, it's not.

thats the worst looking sandwich i've ever seen. looks like a real bad convince store sandwich.

Oh look, is this post again.

this again?
saged

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Cred Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Cred Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

this is because your mom is a nice person while your sister is a bitch. Get used to it.

LOL,
youtube.com/watch?timdisingenuouse_continue=24&v=0l20Pac9YWM

i love this site

>My mom for example has a pussy like a baby, you can't see the labia
> my sister has a big labia even when she was a virgin
>I am cut and mine smells in just two days of not showering while my the dick of my father, who only showers once a week, never smells

don't tell me that you faggots actually believed that whole roastie pussy thing?

Prove it wrong right now.

I just love this guy

i need to move to canada ASAP

Answer this question OP faggot:

you can do it the easy way and look at porn pussy that looks god after years of porn or you can actually go out and have actual sex

They have pussy surgeries all the time, it's a thing and
>actual irl 3d women
No fucking thank you.

he just declared a WAR.
lol

>My mom for example has a pussy like a baby, you can't see the labia
>Yet my sister has a big labia even when she was a virgin

*Ahem*
How the FUCK do you know all that?

>They have pussy surgeries all the time
just like the guys that get their dick enlargement pills and surgeries once every second saturday from 3pm to 6pm

>my mom for example has a pussy like a baby
I really don't want to know how you would know what either looks like.

Oh the bait

Everyone in this thread is getting memed.

Fuck off you fucking betafag. are there any normal leafs left at all these days? goddamn.

Too bad Horse pussy is better than Human pussy by default.

A FUCKING LEAF

>inb4 56% face

Because he knows how his dad's dick smells

I really wish reddit would go away.

This entire bread.

No, but vaginal reconstruction surgery and tissue manipulation is a legit thing that is done in porn. Like dick and pussy pumping are both really popular things for them to do. They also use alot of makeup and digital filters to make their herpes and places where they had warts recently burnt off look not as obvious. It's a disgusting pit of depravity where there is no truth, mostly made in a place where good and evil are inverted and the souls of the weak and virtuous are destroyed for the convenience and profit of the wicked.

And I just quit watching it like a month ago. I seriously wouldn't look at anything in porn to discern the reality of anything user.

>a teen fgirl knowing anything about Cred Forums minus a brief mention by the media.

I highly doubt you met a girl who knows roastie memes from this site unless they spread to tumblr

>first day on Cred Forums
This is a months old pasta