Timeline shift and Pregnancy

Anyone else remember that women used to be pregnant for 9 months?
Apparently now it's "40 weeks" which is obviously 10 months.

Why do I remember it being 9 months? Anyone else?

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The big sotomach bends time around the pregnant woman

I've always remember it as 10 months

hmmmm

9 months? Haha you must believe in that rediculous Mandela effect theory too!

9? Where you hear that, always been 10 idiot.

what in gods cock...
glitch in the simulation?

yeah ok shlomo, sure

7 months is optimal efficiency you fucking normalfags and your (((healthy babies))) can fuck off

Mandela Effect

40 weeks is closer to 9 months than 10

You're correct. It's always been 9 months pregnant to birth in common parlance, but the statistic is actually 10 months. The same way that the year is actually 13 months of 4 weeks each, but stupid romans put extra days into every month but February.

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everyone stop sperging out

40 weeks * 7 days/week = 280 days

280 days/365 days = 0.767

0.767 * 12 months = 9.2 months

It's still 9 months

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS JEWISH MAJIK

>Apparently now it's "40 weeks" which is obviously 10 months.
>Why do I remember it being 9 months? Anyone else?

Literally count the days you stupid faggot.

10 months =/= 40 weeks

Medically they tend to base pregnancy off of last
Mentrual cycle for consistency between women as women can have varying length cycles. So 40 weeks from that point whereas in the past I believe they just said "9 months" from when you think you got knocked up or missed your period. It's all technicalities and terminology.
T. Amateur Obstetrician who's father works at Nintendo

shut the fuck up, you're the retard who can't in2 reading comprehension

>doggy dog world
Is now
>dog eat dog world

It's nine months. The first child always takes longer, though, than successive pregnancies. They'll say 40 weeks, but usually you're at 38 weeks and she's begging for pitocin.
t. Father.

Fun Fact:
Have her drink a cap full of caster oil at 38 weeks. She will shit herself, and the baby at the same time.

>every month has the same number of days

>Unzips dick

Who is this semen demon?

>doggy dog world
>t. retard

>1 month= 30 days
>week = 7 days
>1 month = 4.3 weeks
4.3*9= 38.7 weeks

It's 9 months

What if I told you that the different races have statistically significant different average lengths of gestation.

Most months are longer than 4 weeks you mongoloid.

40 weeks isn't 10 months. 40 weeks is 280 days. 280/31 is 9.04. So, 40 weeks is 10 28 day long months, but only 9 31 day long months. This isn't Mandela, it's bad math.

What a GODDAMN PLEASURE it was to impregnate that.

>"40 weeks" which is obviously 10 months

American education.

My mother personally held me in her womb for 4 months, I don't know what you guys are on about.
inb4 t. leaf

Would you stop with this gaslighting shit?

It's the magic of "months have more than 28 days"

It's this weird thing called "mathematics", you fucking brainlet.

Children coming too early is now less common than it used to be. Could push up the average by a week.

Thank you for being rational. And for also using your grade school level math education.

Great explanation. There's NOT 4 weeks in a month.

its lunar months... and lunar months only have 28 days

In common law, a "lunar month" traditionally meant exactly 28 days or four weeks, thus a contact for 12 months ran for exactly 48 weeks.[1] In the United Kingdom, the lunar month was formally replaced by the calendar month for deeds and other written contracts by the Law of Property Act 1925 and for all other legal purposes by the Interpretation Act 1978.[2]

38 weeks, faggots
more often 39 than 37

Take your LARPing to /x/.

40/52= the same thing 0.767
(52 weeks in a year)

40 weeks = 76,7% of 52 weeks.

t.Not American educated

Because it's an estimation. You understand gestation isn't always exactly the same length for every pregnancy, right?

Do you even realize that "doggy dog world" makes no sense?

my dude, a month is 30/31 days => 4.5 weeks

4.5*9 = 40.5 weeks, amerifat, holy shit

This is a real problem, studies have shown that in the 18th century white women were having children in only 7 months

*citation needed*

9 monther right here. you fucking 10 month loonies need to fuck off.

A month isn't exactly 4 weeks you brainlet

40 weeks is 9 months you nigger.

9 months x 30.5 days per month = 274.5 days
40 weeks x 7 days per week = 280

Considering theres a +- variance of a few days with pregnancy, 9 months and 40 weeks are the same duration.

its a government conspiracy. screenshot this post

we have pregnancy tests now that are more accurate and can be used earlier.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Month#Types_of_months_in_astronomy

midwives simply didnt use the calendaric month. they took the lunar month, which has exactly 28 days or 4 weeks.

and 10 lunar months are about 9 calendaric months.

To be precise it is 30.4

This. Both my kids were over the time a lot