/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - REV UP THE HELICOPTERS EDITION

Remember to brush your teeth

It's too early for that!

Posting anime makes the Canadian shill weaken.

urine is sterile
you can drink it

>Gen Z will vote for Trum-

>I've never had a gf
feel really shit for you, better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all yknow? chin up
>I'm not sure how I'll open myself up to someone that way and tell them some of the more "weird" things I like.
it comes naturally if the chemistry is there. you don't have to 'force' a conversation like that. You just get more and more comfortable with each other and you parry off one another to the point where things get very honest. like how you dip your foot into a hot bath and then gradually end up all the way in it. that's how you end up comfortable farting in each others company and things like that. you'll be ok, just don't overthink it and be confident in your own skin.
some girls can't. would be nice though. don't forget she is 48
I didn't sleep through that night, was fuelled entirely by smug adrenaline for the day after.

WRONG. It collects dead skin from your ureety on its way out.

*ends drumpf's presidency*

>Gen Z will vote for Tru-

Dear diary,
It's February 18th 2018. Donald Trump is President and the left still cannot meme. It was the best day ever!

iktf

should i wacht gundam Cred Forums?
youtube.com/watch?v=V1HYqC1B30o

o, dark trump.

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Why are you guys so anti-japan?

fuck off newfag
you just aw that on the soothouse video

bean-v-d was pretty funny admittedly

It is.

That's a Jew. The school is massively Jewish. Unless they're Orthodox he's not getting Jewish votes.

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sweet jeebus

>tfw she will never look at you the same way she looks at Trump

>South Florida mutts given scripts

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Boomers are still salty over Pearl Harbour

Watch everything in chronological order.

youtu.be/1RHbLxQw-sc
Nigga I found it funny too.

Also check out the time, where have you bean?

Powerful.

>my arm is wide as 150 of your dicks and my dick is as wide as your arm

hmm

This is starting to look like someone is managing these accounts.

lord give me the strength to resist cowtit yellow fever

>not recognizing a Jewish shilling op
It's obvious as fuck.

How crazy would it be to be these two and stumble across this fucked up place where people have obsessed over you and drawn fanart because you were in the background of one of Trump's rallies haha what a bunch of freaks

;-;

Video link please?

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Hi!

That makes a lot of sense, it would be nice being able to share those kinds of things with someone that freely.

>me in the back

show him this

Only if you hate dippin dots

>Crosses arms
>YEAH TAKE DAT DRUMPF >:(

i did, actually

Your brother is probably a shitty Reifag.

>gen z is one person

Um, no sweetie, that is the symbol of Wakanda.

WAKANDA FOREVER!

>she got blacked by sw00sh after the rally

>flashing gang sings on tv
Hmm

Guys, why are there people who shill for jews, but when you point it out they mock you?

Wakanda isnt real

>whoposting

Can someone please explain to me what exactly is Killing Bites?

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I wonder if it's Krassenstein, that cunt that asked if he could buy normies' used twitter accounts.

if only the FBI had answered their phone

Literally who?

>Wakanda isnt real

You white people make me fucking sick.

Anri Okita (titcow on the right) is half white so any kids she had with a white man would still be le 75%.

Did they tweet that to all the Dems who said, "You know, the Russians gave money to the NRA?"

dont fight it user

Anime snobbery is probably the most fascinating thing to witness on Cred Forums.

other names pls

Go watch Black Panther. It's ushering in a cultural revolution.

I've already seen in 4 times.

>/ptg/
>anti-Japan

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But I don't like cowtits.

greed and ignorance

fug

>flag
checks out

oh well, some people get it & some people don't

you got the real version with twitter handle so folks can retweet her?

faggot

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how i do that? theres like a ton of them, where do i star?

>wakanda isn't real
dats rayciss yo! gib ebt!

No wonder Nate Carbonate was no match for him, that is a top-tier autist.

Portbro is a beast

GET OUT

Leftmost one looks like Hitomi Tanaka

Wouldn't surprise me at all.

It's a thing where the one with the sharpest fangs wins.

How about no?
And I am not gonna see it because I don't want too?

I fixed the body the other day. I'm surprised it didn't get done sooner honestly

>tfw you will never eat burgers in Japan.
Why even live
>anti nipon

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>it would be nice being able to share those kinds of things with someone that freely.
it was the happiest time in my life user, you don't forget those experiences (as much as you try). I'm so glad I didn't miss out on a teen relationship. I might never feel anything like it again.

>bullying flat-chan

instagram.com/official_hitomitanaka/?hl=en

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>autists in /ptg/ spend their time arguing over anime and JAV

This is why you will lose. We will outbreed you.

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SHE'S NOT FLAT!

twitter.com/AnriOkita_real

/ptg/ is a small part of the human, hell even a sand grain.

I'm lost for words, how does one even response to this?

>tfw flatfag
>first girlfriend had cowtits
>tfw starting to miss them recently for some reason even though we broke up eight years ago
>and by broke up I mean she became incredibly cold out of the blue and then proceeded to rip my heart to shreds and move on as if nothing happened

Alright? Enjoy your splintered culture, you growing nation of mutts.

What do you think her name is bros, I feel like she looks like a Cassandra.

scifi.stackexchange.com/questions/8715/what-is-the-chronology-of-the-gundam-series

>attacks 2nd amendment
uh don't make this political at all drumpf
>uses this as a reason why we need more refugees

No not really

Anri is pregnant atm desu

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L E A F

here's one of ichigo vs 02; unfortunately not in the virgin vs chad drawing though

Should I tidy up the thread?

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Is he still the defense minister?

Unspeakably lucky bastard.

>ywn go to Japan and then complain about the "fucking raw fish" even though you actually like it and then have them serve you burgers

Feel free.

kek

>my friends were brutally murdered how dare you make this political
>my friends were brutally murdered we need gun control
the voting age needs to be raised

>we
another random retarded shitskin in Canada, and i say this because i see your kind here everyday

every kid put on camera spouts classic far left/prog/dnc talking points like they're reading a script

you are correct user
what this user said no clue

>fat roasties detected
>be flatfag
>LITERALLY every girl I've ever been with has been cowtites
>tfw I've never been able to bag a dfc
God has a strange sense of humor.

Usually not into gooks, but she's alright. Mostly because she's half white

thanks friend.

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>Wakanda isnt real
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>>whoposting

>ut the more people spam it the less i'm interested.
pretty much
although /his/ had some funny posts about it so now i'm kind of interested again

This kills the cuckigofags

I love sushi tho

>>fat roasties detected
No, I've just actually been with both. Cowtits are superior.

we got more people who survived the florida school shooting than holocaust survivors
media and dems are pushing these bots and the gun control narrative hard

I love you all so much.

>fat roasties detected
women don't browse /ptg/ user

Gen Z will take over and save America against the leftists.

>gelous

Except Hope Hicks.

Drumpf will be indicted on President's Day, just watch. It's over for you virgins.

She's somewhere in Michigan, one of us has to find her.

Conservatives are the ones actually outbreeding Liberals and are meeting replacement. Libs aren't. Sorry but you'll literally be dying off soon sweetums :)

>>WAKANDA FOREVER!

I decoded that.

WAKANDA stands for

WeAreKANgsDAsrite!

Smaller tits?

Guess who sponsored that tweet?

Shes cute. CUTE!

k

love you too user

>mfw atheists still think a tragedy is a good time to tip their fedora about prayer

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Yea nah

Shut up. I think hes cool

Split thread in the catalog by the way

You're still a faggot though

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Love you too

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What is up user, why's the good mood?

>implying pmurt doesn't also

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every fucking time they do it. it's fucking funny how thoughts and prayers triggers so many people. they go and take it out of context saying thoughts and prayers won't save kids from being killed when that's not the fucking point when a person says that

Anything more than a handful is a waste

Even worse when it's a terrorist tragedy.

>mfw liberal atheists claim nothing at all matters but still try to claim any moral high ground or push for a "better world"

Ha, faggot!!

even the t-shirt fapper

>This tard can be a mastermind that will make the new crusades possible
Give him a chance

If you search yelp reviews for T&A strip clubs in your area, half the reviews are from women. Why do women like to go to strip clubs so much?

Oh boy I am in deep fucking shit Cred Forums. GF found out I donated to Trump campaign. She is throwing a hissy fit, calling me a pig and shit. She managed to calm down.

She is 30
I am 27

She has been pretty clingy lately, and keeps bitching to me about the need to settle down and her biological clock. I'm not her first but I do like her alot, got promoted a few months ago and my boss is training me to be his successor. I wanna focus on that. The other caveat is that i'm shit with girls, could not get a gf for the life of me in college and H.S. Only when I hit 26 was i getting good results.

What do I do? Also fuck /adv/ they give shit advice every time.

I miss Freddie.

>Guess who sponsored that tweet?
Was it the Dayton Ohio pipe fitters' union?
Or (((them)))

>thoughts and prayers

.>fw that's the same thing the left offers when #PartAndParcel happens

I don't want them saved
i want an excuse to kill the ugly traitors and keep the pretty ones as sex-slaves

>OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

>2 MIN OF CAT SCRETCHING

The Current State of Professional Sports

twitter.com/OfficialJoelF/status/965406692497387521

twitter.com/The_KayRenee/status/965402002514685952

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>Wakanda isnt real
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>>whoposting

i swear to god any of you give him a (You) and i'll spend every daying spoiling every goddamn chinese cartoon that comes out for the next four years

Why must niggers act like they can make a civilization. If you want to do that why not go back to Africa and actually make it great? (Similar to sending Dreamers back to make mexico better). I don't honestly know what's stopping them? If white peepole be raycist and sheeit then why not make your own civilization then and fuck off.

Just one of those "this little autistic community is the most perfect place on the internet" moments. I hope all of you have awesome lives and nice futures where everything works out for you.

can we turn the fags and blacks against each other?

>161033737
Reported. Hope you thought it was funny posting it for the hundredth time.

My crypto is doing very well thank you very much. Almost enough to live off of passively. Gonna be eating burgers in Japan within 2 years.

>there are people who went to sleep on election night

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You too fren, you too!

so apparently this movie and the new thor movie were supposed to have scenes that showed certain characters were lesbian, but they got cut in the final edit

It will be the war that will end humanity

Niggers are, on average, overgrown children.
>they brag and boast
>they think being quiet means you're a pussy
>they have no ability to honestly self-assess
>they think adults / wypipo are just keeping them down for no reason
>they have no concept of romantic love
>they're terrible at math
Keeping most of them in school past grade 8 is honestly a waste. It's literally only laws setting minimum dropout ages to 16 and encouraging grade inflation that promote this.

>can we turn the fags and blacks against each other?
black already hate fags, they voted overwhelmingly against gay marriage in california

holy fucking disgusting

>Democrats encouraging truancy again

40% Jewish school w a "holocaust class"

Jesus that was great.

They're already natural enemies. Blacks in California voted like 85% against fag marriage. All we need to do is keep feeding the fire.

JROTC chinaman died while ushering his fellow students to safety. WH petition for him to receive full military burial honors.

petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/allow-cadet-peter-wang-receive-full-honors-military-burial

If they're in school they're not out on the street robbing and raping.

frens 4evar.

Meh, ain't worth directly tidying since it's a couple of leafs and meme flags.

Anywho...

Flags

pastebin.com/cEFbeLxS

Images

pastebin.com/85k4YZD9

Load 'em up

Content I live for

i would say is pretty easy, most black seem to be very anti-gay in general.

> tfw you realize it's President's day tomorrow

How butt-hurt will leftists and all anti-trumpers be this time around?

not younger blacks
for gen z niggers, being metro and questionably straight is seen as cool
also works somewhat for millennials, though not as popular

He got them to accuse him of making everything about Russia.

The same march organizers that pushed women out for engaging in the wrongthink of a pro-life stance?

>all these children selling out their souls to the MSM
Pretty disgusting desu

I was in JROTC. He is certainly a hero but he does not deserve military burial honors.

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True, and there's always the chance to find one of those diamonds in the rough like ben carson. It just sucks looking through the shit for that diamond.

that little fuck from those commercials is naturally talented for tv its sorta weird

wrong sweetie
p.s. my vacation is over :^)

he did his job well
F

HOW ARE YOU DOING LITTLE DARDRUMPFLINGS?

> (You)
>Shut up. I think hes cool

Yeah he is cool, he's fine... He's just a cute little kid with a huge ducking speech impediment... He's cute now but when this kid gets to high school, he's going to get made fun of because of this shit... So... That's all I'm saying...

They're not out robbing and raping if they get fucking shot either. Constitutional nullification of state/local gun grabs is a necessary prerequisite for any real attempt to fix the country.

Stop makeing it about guns then

slow down there, maybe if it was rotc cause they sign on but jrotc is not the same

Never dated a cow tits, can't say.

They're literally Jews.

I'm a city employee of a certain Democratic sanctuary city shithole - I'm surprised they didn't make us come in tomorrow out of protest desu.

Have to get up early. Goodnight, frens!

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Good lad

so desperate you have to recruit your kids to shill for you
thats what losing looks like

>most black seem to be very anti-gay in general.

There is a strange cultural thing there, since a lot of Black men seem to be secretly bisexual. Living on the down low is a meme in that culture.

Pumping chicks, sucking dicks. Maybe it's an African thing from Wakanda.

UPDATED /ptg/ ANIME LORE:

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Who/what else should we add?

Trump's son is getting indicted next

slep tite

>He's cute now but when this kid gets to high school, he's going to get made fun of because of this shit
everybody gets made fun of for shit in high school
if he's going to survive in life he's going to need to learn that some people are dicks and that sometimes you have to roll with the punches
he's clearly been through a lot already, i'd like to think he'll be fine

CNN's ratings are down 30% compared to this point last year. This is the reason for past and upcoming massive layoffs. Going anti-Trump is great for Twitter retweets but nothing else. When will they learn.

You too buddy. I too enjoy the company of anons on a Korean Starcraft Board praising the efforts of a Doctor Billionaire Celebrity Steak Salesmen President of the United States

Barron did nothing wrong

Help me out here boys who is this?

don't they know this will just cause more of these tragedies as more and more kids try to increase the number of minutes they get to skip school for?

Comfy rest fren

Looks like Suika Ibuki?

Trump's Whitehouse doesn't respond to WeThePeople.
It's an Obama administration PR device, not much else.

He'll be rich, happy and probably get some tail. Not sure what you're on about.

This. Any excuse to get out of skool, man

I just hope their funding gets cut soon.

We will invade Canada and burn down every maple tree

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Works for me

>when the basic bitch tries to act sexy

AWOO!

b-but syrup

All three are absolutely ridiculous. Trump is straight up chewing the FBI's ass out for this pointless Russia investigation when they could easily have prevented this shooting, and then these retarded jewish kids are chewing Trump out for who the fuck knows.

hey man i kind of like maple trees they didn't do anything wrong

Give her the D, HARD. So hard it will make her shut up.

>are chewing Trump out for who the fuck knows.
MUH FEELS

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These kids are getting coached and Twitter accounts purchased.

we'll see who'll have the last laugh

hint: it won't be you

you absolute nigger

the only thing they can do is big showy.. nothings
they achieve nothing but making them feel good about themselves.
let them waste their time

i remember reading a paper where it stated that being gay was like 4 more times prevalent in blacks that in the rest of races in america, white were at the bottom of the list with asians.

They're not funded by ads so ratings don't matter. They're funded by Arabs and the CIA.

YES I GOT ONE!!!!

As a flatfag that dated a girl with them I can say they're actually pretty fun. Especially when she playfully smothers you with them. Or while sucking on them while you get a handjob. That's fun too.

that feeling when you'll never hug the president :(

if every movie needs 1 love scene, 1 death scene, one villain, one black, one asian, one xyz every movie becomes more of the same with every new rule and originality dies with political correctness.

Be nice, only frens here.

>not fapping into your own shirt

I love James Woods so fucking much.
What's his IQ again?

Out of curiosity do you have a pastebin with all the pasta or do you have it all memorized by now?

>tfw a lot of /ptg/ is genuine old-Cred Forums
>tfw kindred spirits
May we meet again when this ride ends.

>oh thank you mr president thank you so much for being there for us all
>no problem, mate, I got you
Trump is the best friend we never had

He'll learn to accept his flaws faster and not give a shit about insecure lads.

bakin!

what about the guy that would lick his palm clean afterwards? i feel like he managed to slip under the radar too easily

75 to go, my 1hr estimate was way off; maybe by 11pm

>i remember reading a paper where it stated that being gay was like 4 more times prevalent in blacks that in the rest of races in america, white were at the bottom of the list with asians.

It's a strange thing with Hispanics too. Their men are more likely to be traps, for some reason.

Brown male butts like man meat. Don't even start on the Thai...

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waste not want not

>Be American
>Walk out of school to protest gun massacres
>Have zero cover when someone pulls out an AR-15 and starts mowing you down

The actual only leaf flag I have not filtered ITT.

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They are all on a widget on my dashboard

>t.macfag

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>fit the school shooter stereotype to a fucking T
>never got bullied or picked on
Any attention at all would have been nice.

So Carrie Mathison is again lurking on Cred Forums this week

Go on.

>lost all my Freddie plays dark souls webms
It hurts.

Bruce In Petty hours commenced, filter Australian flag.

Perfect score on SAT, estimated 180

I knew it was pasta but I wanted to see what would happen if I replied

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>moving across an open area without supporting fire
they don't teach you this shit in ausfailia?

>>fit the school shooter stereotype to a fucking T
i believe it
maybe listening to all those HIM CDs kept the bullies away

>smallest awoo for ants

you are like babby, watch this

Well you made someone happy :)

Well, I certainly hope not, or you'll miss the next bread!

>no TruckerKun
>no leafchink baker
Ooout

I think too few people realize and appreciate what we have here.

If I was in SK right now I would relentlessly bully the FUCK out of those Nork handlers for lulz

I just juxtapose cum in guacamole, thanks.

It was all a ruse to get (You)'s. Everything else about the story was true though.

I'm surprised they didn't find him dead the next day

>replying
out yourself

The equipment to store that once filled a room

We'll always Cred Forums together

Jamming your dick between them is pretty great as well

I only wore the Tripp pants on occasion I swear.

Goddamn it just gets me every time.
How did he do it?

>fit the school shooter stereotype to a fucking T

YOU CAN'T PROVE THAT'S AN AWOO IT DOES NOT COUNT
>yeah I'm gonna save it anyways

NEWGONEWGO

She was never great at that but it was still fun.

>thiccfag
>all the good girls here are dfc
Kami-sama NAZE DA

Gtfo fag.
Lore is as old as /tg

user, you're okay now right?

over here where i live(rural argentina) is very common fro truckers to fuck traps and transvestis and most of the truckers that do that are spics, you never see the more "whitier" argentines doing that.

also the spics here tend to be the most vocal on their disgust and disdain of fags and trans, interesting behaviour to say the least.

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF LEAFS
Dude you sound fucking pathetic, get your shit together.
>couldn't get girls
Have you asked yourself why? Work on that motherfucker, you're 27 and haven't figured that out yet? AND FOR FUCKS SAKE, WHY ARE YOU DATING AN OLDER WOMAN? She's probably settling down for you, this is all very comical desu. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, ASK YOURSELF WHERE YOU'RE LACKING AND WORK ON IT RIGHT NOW, STOP WASTING TIME ON POL YOU'RE FUCKING 27, go fix that shit ffs
If you were a worthy man you would attract good women. Don't go around bitching when you are the one lacking, grow a pair

>lot of anons on /ptg/ is genuine old-Cred Forums
Yep can confirm those were the days. Lol I remember the memes of newfags being oldfag pretending to newfags good times

Yeah both cowtit girls ive done that with were very clumsy and didnt know what to do but i still had my fun

Best hu and muh waifu

Because gookposter isn’t banned yet. Ruined a ton of threads a few hours ago with a namefag.

> (You)
>He'll learn to accept his flaws faster and not give a shit about insecure lads.

We'll see? Maybe he will just turn out to be a blissfully stupid retard with a lisp that gets made fun of.... Or maybe he will overcome the shit hand he was dealt in life that made him look "cute" at a young age.... He's probably having a great time now.. I just have to say that if he were my kid I wouldn't allow it. He's going to have to get made fun of for that lisp even if he doesn't figure out how to get rid of it.

need the cybernazi with

>you don't forget those experiences (as much as you try)
This is very true.

I have it on my pc

>falling for the leafpasta
>implying someone else new
w e w

those numbers confirm you do not ingest pre-unborn children. I need off this train.

Barf

You're welcome leaf any day!

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I just went to RT Nick Short...and found out the guy followed me back