/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - I NEED THOSE TRUMP NUDES ASAP EDITION

in addition to this show getting Cred Forums blatantly wrong, the woman being mocked online was originally a stand-in for Hillary

since Trump won the election, they had to re-write the season and flip her character, making her an Evil Russian Controlled Puppet who's threatens to subvert the U.S.

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weird they went with the reddit formatting

>dk, are you a Fed?

remember oprah and Harvey Weinstein??

yeah it's on cbs' website

IT'S ALEWDMENT

the author is the piece was fired from nytimes

>Cred Forums is an online hub of neo-nazis
>no swastika nor frogs
dafuq

No felluw 4channel user, just a concerned citizen

Why do glow in the dark CIAniggers want to be called "concerned citizens", they aren't.

so Cred Forums is with the good guys now?

> fucking kek

>bae
wew

>being this racist

>gets impeached
>Trump appoints an even more conservative judge who is 20 years younger

Why are liberals so fucking stupid?

Trump jerks off dogs. He waits until 2-3am on a Wednesday night, and quietly slips out his back door of his Mar-a-lago estate, and in his backyard he eases himself over the fence into his neighbors yard. Creeping through the darkness guided by the pale yellow beam of a gold-plated penlight, he approaches his neighbor's doghouse. Once he gets close enough for the dog to hear him, the german shepherd-boxer mix emerges from the doghouse, tail wagging. He knows what is about to happen.

Trump crouches next to the dog and cradles the dog's massive sheath in his hand, gently gripping. The dog's breathing quickens and it begins to bump it's hips as Trump rocks his hand back and forth. Trump groans in ecstasy as the dog's thrusting intensifies, and loud dog grunts fill the night air as Trump's other hand begins rubbing his own small penis through his jorts. The dog latches onto Trump's upper arm with it's front legs and the dog begins jackhammering the air, his massive swollen erection flopping freely as Trump grips the huge red knot. Gouts of hot, sour dog semen launch into the moist night air in steaming loops and Trump adds to the grunting as he approaches orgasm. Trump's leg shivers as he unloads his orange, doughy semen into his heavily stained adult diaper. Satiated, cowardly Trump scurries back to his mansion to clean himself in his ugly gold-plated stand up shower, one that has a built in seat because standing up for 10 minutes is just too much. The dog stands there in the dark, confused but satisfied.

That's what Trump does.

Trump does that.

LOOK AT THE TOP OF THAT GREEN TEXT HAHAHAHAHAH

Negative. However I cannot disclose any further details.

Trump is gonna tweet about Black Panther

Cred Forums troll Cred Forumsrethren wat do we want to own next?

test

>not horse

They just are

Well it seems the democrats have found their campaign message for midterms:

>The NRA and its supporters are LITERALLY child murders
>BAN GUNS

Even the local channels are non-stop pushing that crap.

Has Joe or Ed weigh in on the Oprah tweet yet?

for what you can see there the Cred Forums there isn't siding with the fascist women president

GFs.

Seems to be a pattern

>mfw we're going to become even more reddit than we are now
just fuck my shit up senpai

This is insulting. This board gets millions of monies thrown at us every year for the past two years, and this is the best these dickheads can come up with? What is even the point of those think tanks?

>giving that kangz bullshit a (You)

>tfw no trashy awoo gf

>I will always put the people of America first, just like the King of Wakanda puts his people first.

Not in the slightest.

...

>Abramson

Don't even know if he's even Jewish but c'mon.

>blocks your path thicc awoo (2).jpg
Organized filename lewd awoo hours soon

AWOODMENT

Cheers. Can someone link a yt version when its up, dont want to give views.

Better yet, all that plus
>this judge is blacker than the inside of a coffin on a moonless night
>also is to the right of Thomas

>gun control
>open borders
>climate change
>increase in taxes
>identity politics
>DRUMPF

These are the issues they're running on. It's going to be a slaughter.

Do people really think impeachment is an arrest?

Why not now?

>Trump jerks off dogs. He waits until 2-3am on a Wednesday night, and quietly slips out his back door of his Mar-a-lago estate, and in his backyard he eases himself over the fence into his neighbors yard. Creeping through the darkness guided by the pale yellow beam of a gold-plated penlight, he approaches his neighbor's doghouse. Once he gets close enough for the dog to hear him, the german shepherd-boxer mix emerges from the doghouse, tail wagging. He knows what is about to happen.

>Trump crouches next to the dog and cradles the dog's massive sheath in his hand, gently gripping. The dog's breathing quickens and it begins to bump it's hips as Trump rocks his hand back and forth. Trump groans in ecstasy as the dog's thrusting intensifies, and loud dog grunts fill the night air as Trump's other hand begins rubbing his own small penis through his jorts. The dog latches onto Trump's upper arm with it's front legs and the dog begins jackhammering the air, his massive swollen erection flopping freely as Trump grips the huge red knot. Gouts of hot, sour dog semen launch into the moist night air in steaming loops and Trump adds to the grunting as he approaches orgasm. Trump's leg shivers as he unloads his orange, doughy semen into his heavily stained adult diaper. Satiated, cowardly Trump scurries back to his mansion to clean himself in his ugly gold-plated stand up shower, one that has a built in seat because standing up for 10 minutes is just too much. The dog stands there in the dark, confused but satisfied.

That's what Trump does.

Trump does that.

BDSM is honestly a pretty great fetish desu. it's just ruined by all the weirdos and fifty shades niggers

an gf

DK ARE YOU A FED?

It was on Univision, too. Frankly, I'm getting sick of these bitches crying about it. Move to CA and leave the rest of us alone.

Why is Trump burning all his bridges? Especially with people he used to be friends with like Oprah. If he went after Jay Z nobody cares, but why would you go after someone well liked as Oprah?

It makes zero sense and actually makes Trump look insecure.

> Just saw #BlackPanther -- one of the greats!

The CIA has a concerned citizen deepthroating a loaded 45 at DMV next to me fucking with me. I'll teach him to pull the trigger.

Nice

Yeah no kikes in ovens

>she's literally glowing in the dark

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(((Fox News))) was doing gun control segments too.
I don't think these people on the media have any freedom, remember when that CBS guy reported on some billionaire fraud and his nanny at home drowned both his kids on the bathtub?

That would be hilarious

>new colors is out
>want to watch more hanamaru kg tho

WTF is that pic

youtube.com/watch?v=tIeEotdOVew

>their greentext is blue
>ID system a mess
>digits mean fuck all
just end it already

>What is even the point of those think tanks
Guess we're lucky they're so incompetent, otherwise Hillary would of ended up president

The key word is used to be friends with.

>remember when that CBS guy reported on some billionaire fraud and his nanny at home drowned both his kids on the bathtub?
explain

> Strictest gun control in the US
> Still 13th highest gun homicide rate

It's a REALLY good episode. Go watch it.

>he tweets black panther is good
>shitlibs go all WTF I HATE BLACK PANTHER NOW

DO IT

ITS REAL LEWD HOURS

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>bae

I'm starting.

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the women in it are all leftist degenerates tho
Which is still hilarious
I once made a girl scream "I love Trump" before I'd let her cum, she was a huge bernie supporter

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reporters on twitter said he was bored at maralago all weekend because he couldn't golf (and obviously melania isn't fucking him), so he just tweeted for attention. he's a literal senile bored old man - there's no strategy here

Think CNN will fall for it?

It's pretty damn comfy, maybe the one thing I miss about the last gf the most; she was wonderfully into it

lmao

The point was generally to regurgitate pre-approved talking points that advanced the globalist uniparty agenda. They were never about actual thinking. Cred Forums is a mix of an *actual* think tank, PR firm, and rogue intelligence agency by their standards. No wonder they're terrified.

Oprah never explicitly criticized Trump during or after the election

Trump is acting like a fucking retard. Moderate normies like Oprah. Picking on her makes no sense whatsoever.

Since when has stubatantial amount of money and efficiency ever been exercised in government. Think tanks used to sound cool to me but now it feels like pretentious brainlets who think they understand their targets.

~awoohaha

Have to find the article, they released an article about a gigantic fraud and lawsuit, then one day or a few hours after the article got out the nanny drowned the two kids from the editor of the newspaper.

nothing happened today just go to bed sweetie

Jesus. They don't waste any time to start the nation wrecking do they?

they fell for all the fake stuff prior, their hubris doesn't allow them to learn

Is this real? LOL

true

I know who that is in the photo

real awoos are classy never trashy

>he's a literal senile bored old man - there's no strategy here

He would be well served if he actually had a social media strategy to refute liberal narratives instead of doing shit

>made a Bernout scream iluvtrump before giving her orgasm
fucking chad

Trump is literally attacking black women!

THIS IS NOT OKAY

As has been stated a million times: gun control will not stop criminals or terrorists.

Are you forgetting her trashing Trump at that awards show and everyone saying she should unironically run for President after her speech?

ahhhhh yaaaaa

youtube.com/watch?v=tIeEotdOVew

>Wakanda had the great idea, BUILD THE WALL
>BuzzFeed, Huffington Post and Slate go into overdrive writing about the failings of Black Panther, xenophobia and ethnic federalism in Africa
Lol

Think tanks are a way for politicians to keep power and maintain their elitist lifestyle after they're kicked out by voters
DC is the new Rome

Do they just want to be hated?
Do they just get off on it?

What's this news I hear about Oprah doing a thing on CBS?

>mindbreaking lefties
Fren; though I've had one or two who were right of center. The one who wanted stripes on her ass 24/7 was a good catholic girl; or at least before we dated she was.

It's how we won the cold war. Soviets knew they couldn't get through California regulations.

Wake the fuck up bjorns, this shit is coming to your doorstep

youtube.com/watch?v=E7oMBq1vkCM

trump bump

Cute!

are you a Fed?

please do

Why did y'all name your country after a bodily function?

No.

no, just a concerned citizen.

The WSJ had a fashion magazine about Oprah in the weekend edition, many keks

everybody who posts an image on this site is a de facto Fed

No. Concerned citizen.

only if you remember the 6 gorillion

>The one who wanted stripes on her ass 24/7 was a good catholic girl; or at least before we dated she was.
thatsmyfetish.png

No
But I am a concerned illegal alien

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Defend this you fucking cishets

I dont have the pic saved but yeah he was a banker whistleblower I think, he was gonna report trillions missing, nanny kills his kids, articles all scrubbed from the net
Very spoopy

W-what happened?
I was playing cold steel 2 for the past few hours

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No. Concerned Russian bot

damn that screencap describe argentina disturbingly well.

(((fellow trump supporters)))

who?

Goddesssssssss

Those driving quotes are a direct hit, I lived in CA from 2000-2007 and always knew the roads were designed by someone's brother in law.

It's like "hey traffic is really a problem in areas of urban blight let's design the roads to keep cars trapped on them as long as possible"

>left turns usually illegal, you have to make three rights constantly

>they might as well rename u-turn to unicorn because it fits right into their fag state

>DC is Rome
Which is why I fully support Trump idea on ending what is essentially congressmen daycare.

>nypost.com/2016/04/14/nanny-who-fatally-stabbed-children-rejects-generous-plea-deal/
It was by stabbing, not drowning, in 2012.
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deaths_of_Lucia_and_Leo_Krim
The day after they reported on a 43 trillion lawsuit, they deleted the article but I missed the place where someone have it on archive.

Post your Fed face

Shouldn’t you be McCainposting, John?

I still haven’t forgotten.

is this some extremely subtle Argentina isn't white joke?

stop shitting up my board with your cancer spam

>Obvious honeypot

This.
The nanny also rejected a plea deal 2 years ago.

AWOO!

No. Concerned citizen.

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no I am ~awoo... but what about you?

I'm not not a fed

>moderate normies like Oprah
no, housemoms enjoyed Oprah when she had a talk show and handed out free gibs to her audience on weekday afternoons

the minute she started running her mouth about social and economic issues is the exact moment anyone lighter than caramel tuned out. She's a fat, liberal negress from Chicago and based in LA. She's nothing but trouble and a staunch opponent to anything that conservative or even moderate Americans would ever support

there will never be a liberal woman president, and whites will not vote for minority candidates so long as the anti-white rhetoric continues to intensify

what is this oprah thing trump is talking about?

I'm not mccain user

>Robert Mueller is in fact a huge imbecile faggot.

being this retarded

NOPERAH
O
P
E
R
A
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So, how many newfags are going to show up this week and say Awoo is gay or we're all virgins that live in the basement ?

yes
yes
yes

the writers literally ruined their once good show with their anti-trump-hollywood-writer-holier-than-thou-season6&7jihad

and the bannon/jones character is such a limp dick faggot who's a cuck of the tallest order.

SHOW SUCKS DICK NOW!

That's exactly why Oprah would never run too. Nobody with good publicity wants to run for President. Nowhere to go but down.

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needs a constitutional amendment
And a repeal of the seventeenth

HI FBI

Why would you think that

White guilt is a hell of a drug

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hey bb

so hot

Oh.... Sorry. Reflex on seeing the flag this time of night.

Come get em

Not sure, but Trump wants us to see it.

>mccain user
McAnon, if you will

fucking LOADS

Perfect time to tell them Hitler did nothing wrong

what was this?

Threads are a lot comfier without a certain P*lish flag here

Fuck !

LOOK user the DAILY WIRE verified it how could it be wrong?

i suppose a lot of the thing discribed there are common here.

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True, very true !

>BDSM

that shit is retarded major turn off

i was fapping to this tranny one time and she started like slapping her body with this paddle thing

and like putting clips on her nipples

i was like wtf i didnt ask for this and i lost my boner that day she was a pretty trap too shame i cant fap to her

Did you watch the linked video? He sounds like a Three Stooges extra.

You'll have to post this image x1000 before it goes away. Or 1 gore image; your choice.

Oh corn, it's gonna be insane... better inoculate Cred Forums NOW with prophylactic ~awoos

whats the random spigot on the left wall for

shut up faggot

>say Awoo is gay
but it fucking is mister redditor

Why did he drop it????

HOLY FUCK DON! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/965442990134251520

nigger latex porn is gods gift to this world, kys

Spoke too soon.

:3 come over and find out

>1 post by this ID

TIME FOR ALL NIGGERS TO DIE NOW!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=tIeEotdOVew

>not knowing about wall spigots

>161049703
>that shit is retarded major turn off
>
>i was fapping to this tranny one time and she started like slapping her body with this paddle thing
>
>and like putting clips on her nipples
>
>i was like wtf i didnt ask for this and i lost my boner that day she was a pretty trap too shame i cant fap to her

wtf am I reading

He wanted to get a quarter of a million angry (You)s in one day, and succeeded. God bless him.

When is real Awoo hours?

THEY'RE ALREADY HERE?! fucking shit.

Could be admin fuckery

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The account associated got suspended. James Woods used the same picture that the account that got suspended used
> twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/964958309148078080

You ban evade a lot.

>Drug addiction past
>Used to have a daytime show that was Jerry Springer-esque
>Has snake oil salesmen around her and promotes their bullshit
There's plenty to tear her down with

Devils advocate she'll also have to compete with Biden should he decide to stop being hot a cold about running. I can't imagine Oprah besting him in the debates but I can imagine media riding her minority and female card day in and out. Trump is actually a good contester to her when he starts talk plain and being a no bullshit straight talker.

Got it saved, with some more, we'll handle it !

are we taking down Oprah?

my nigger

Awoo had rabies and was put down. Please stop posting him.

go back to the (((Q user))) threads you boomer fuck

lol
nasal projectile apple juice

He's literally mentally ill, wish people would ignore him
At least the mods are stepping up now

Only one thing to do

>at one point I knew very well
Is Trump the only man she's "known"?

HNGGGG

Repeal dual citizenship, loyalty is important.

23 minutes ago

Tomorrow

Thanks, Hold the line.

How many people even watch TV anymore?

And just when darkies were all animated with Black Panther.

The apprentice is based

youtube.com/watch?v=tIeEotdOVew

Obama baited him the same way. Is the madman really that mad?

I think dual citizenship should be allowed, but be a disqualifier for the public office.

>i am not one of those weirdos
user, I...

deport juWANS

Boomers. More based boomer newfags.

Please anons. I really need your help. This is more important then you know. Perhaps you can give me a little bump. This topic is actually important.

She never mentioned Trump by name and social media pushed her for president

People are retarded and Oprah might be the only person with Trump-level force and hold on normies.

This is really stupid..

Good thing that user crashed the AWOO market, so that we could post all of them when the newfags come along

>All this degeneracy about porn and bdsm

axios.com/scoop-skirmish-in-beijing-over-the-nuclear-football-1518992774-1e7a513d-4190-459d-ad4f-2c8746fecc6f.html

HOLY SHIT CHINESE SECURITY ALMOST STOLE THE NUCLEAR FOOTBALL DUE TO MISUNDERSTANDING AT TRUMP'S NOVEMBER VISIT

>Is the madman really that mad?
Yes.
That's why he's president :^)

>but be a disqualifier for the public office.
At minimum this

>mfw windows update is jewing out and constantly trying to make me update my win10
what do they mean by this bros

Please, she needs to go.

BDSM just aint for me.

>axios

don't make post CHRIS-chan.

never said i wasn't

t. 1 post by this ID axios shill

make me"
gosh

Gun control is a losing argument in all 50 states, holy fuck they're stupid

I think it's fair if you can run if you renounce the non-american citizenship.

Microsoft is run by street shitting pajeets and the NSA. Use something else.

this is election year so i'd expect to see a lot of deep state shit happen

Biden would probably get suicided if he tried running

Eh, maybe not California, Washington, Colorado, or Hawaii.

t. someone who’s entire worldview is based on Cred Forums

What's the op?

even in jew york and commifornia?

FACTS: Axios is a deep state swamp rag.

WHY IT MATTERS: Axios is never to be trusted.

dawn is breaking

>tfw your only fetish is impregnating someone who loves you and racing a big happy family with her
where did society go so wrong

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Admittedly, what message could they have that would lose in most states? Repeal tax cuts?

Most definitely

Not that it's much better, but cnbc has published that story, too
> cnbc.com/2018/02/18/us-and-china-scuffled-over-nuclear-football-during-trumps-beijing-visit-axios.html

The time has come for Oprah to bend the knee.
youtube.com/watch?v=NkMiPAjH3bI

All the ID numbers are the same. 0/10

>CNBC sourceing Axios
I'm assuming
Why do you niggers not vet MSM """sources"""?

~AWOO IS LOVE
~AWOO IS LIFE
we are ~awoo
we hunt ShareBlue

and you are just jelly of our awesome random radiance

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MORNING
>Trump tweets: "Never gotten over the fact that Obama was able to send $1.7 Billion Dollars in CASH to Iran and nobody in Congress, the FBI or Justice called for an investigation!"
>"Finally, Liddle’ Adam Schiff, the leakin’ monster of no control, is now blaming the Obama Administration for Russian meddling in the 2016 Election. He is finally right about something. Obama was President, knew of the threat, and did nothing. Thank you Adam!"
>"I never said Russia did not meddle in the election, I said “it may be Russia, or China or another country or group, or it may be a 400 pound genius sitting in bed and playing with his computer.” The Russian “hoax” was that the Trump campaign colluded with Russia - it never did!"
>"Now that Adam Schiff is starting to blame President Obama for Russian meddling in the election, he is probably doing so as yet another excuse that the Democrats, lead by their fearless leader, Crooked Hillary Clinton, lost the 2016 election. But wasn’t I a great candidate?"
>"If it was the GOAL of Russia to create discord, disruption and chaos within the U.S. then, with all of the Committee Hearings, Investigations and Party hatred, they have succeeded beyond their wildest dreams. They are laughing their asses off in Moscow. Get smart America!"
>"Great Pollster John McLaughlin now has the GOP up in the Generic Congressional Ballot. Big gain over last 4 weeks. I guess people are loving the big Tax Cuts given them by the Republicans, the Cuts the Dems want to take away. We need more Republicans!"
AFTERNOON
>Trump to meet with high school students following Florida shooting
>Trump tweets: "Thank you to KenStarr, former Independent Counsel, Whitewater, for your insight and powerful words on FISA abuse, Russian meddling etc. Really great interview with @MariaBartiromo"
>"My great friends from NASCAR are having their big race today, The Daytona 500. Brian France and the France family are special people. Enjoy the race!"

After reading that Putin vs Bill doujinshi, it's just now occuring to me that Barron is half-slav.

Look what I found on the comments

EVENING
>Trump tweets: "Just watched a very insecure Oprah Winfrey, who at one point I knew very well, interview a panel of people on 60 Minutes. The questions were biased and slanted, the facts incorrect. Hope Oprah runs so she can be exposed and defeated just like all of the others!"

Considering i've had this fetish since i was like 6, i'm assuming i was either molested or some shit or i'm just mentally ill

What a disgusting piece of shit his is. He doesn't have enough sons that could die in front of his eyes. I'd resurrect his dead son just to kill him again in front of him

it only works for the people that would vote for them to begin with
and it fires up the gun owners in all states to go out in vote, which can vary betwen 25% of the total population to upwards of 70% depending on state.

I think I started with the garbage by not archiving nypost, now nobody archives their shit and want people to click on it.
Guys, speaking of the Devil, what happened to the feds and the newsweek material they apprehended?

thats kinda what happened with rosie odonnell. she had a silly daytime talk show that housewives liked to watch. then she got all political and everybody got sick of her. she is also very very fat and ugly!

Tfw this is the /ptg/ official thread song of the night. Trump puttin’ deez hoes in dey place.

Hmm sounds like a pain in the ass but okay I'll accept that caveat for now.

so has anyone actually seen the Oprah thing? What was it like?

youtu.be/zEmxBW22fcw
Fgot link

who's baking?

Look at the retarded photoshop job. Post number stays the same

BAKING

Thanks NNTNN

>the entire day is just Trump roasting people on Twitter
I have the flu and today was still great.

I'm still baking

>"I never said Russia did not meddle in the election, I said “it may be Russia, or China or another country or group, or it may be a 400 pound genius sitting in bed and playing with his computer.” The Russian “hoax” was that the Trump campaign colluded with Russia - it never did!"
still gets me

Me.

HOW CAN HER FATHER JUST STAND THERE AND DO NOTHING REEEEEEEEEEEEE

They know nothing of Awoo.
>The deep Hermetic layers of Awoo.

>making her an Evil Russian Controlled Puppet who's threatens to subvert the U.S.
So...Hillary?

>Trump to meet with high school students following Florida shooting
Parkland Jews BTFO'd!

Thanks, Hope.

They, like every retarded normalfag doesn't understand what > is for either

I swear I have seen shills acting as "concerned citizen".

you know who

>being masculine gives me trauma
We know, that's how weak men are.

Gotta hand it to him, he jewed boomers out of money.

You can't impeach a Supreme Court justice.

source? And why?

You actually can. Nobody's ever done it though.

Bullshit of course you can. There has to be a mechanism for removing someone from office. Otherwise they are just a dictator.

NEW NEW NEW

I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO IT

Frank is quickly becoming a millionaire

are red heads white?

Cool show.

yes

This is such a great fucking photo nigger

youtube.com/watch?v=tIeEotdOVew

Or the disney mcu is a helluva drug.
I mean this IS the company that sold sex to preteen girls under the guise of Christian mortality. They are damn good at marketing.