Mocking Homeland/Memetic Reality Synthsis

at least they got one thing right

I'd like someone to splice up real Cred Forums posts in to replace the shit in this:

>Hitler did nothing wrong
>the Holocaust isn't real
>2D > 3D anime posting
>merchants and naming the Jew

>greentext isn't green
>greentext isn't a quote or >implying
>space after the meme arrow
>right

shill detected trying to make us look mad

Another good idea

she clicks on a png file and it gives her a randomware lololol

It's not about being mad, it's about proving they're overpaid idiots. We can make something funnier with more valuable socially commentary than their multi million dollar team

This looks like some alternative reality where Cred Forums is populated only by 16 year old girls.

Well iirc the lead producer is female

>no cussing
>banter is legit normie forum banter you'd see when people were trying to avoid a banhammer
>no nigger faggot OP sucks cock anywhere at all
Really makes me think

You realize they do it on purpose, right? Hollywood's failure to accurately portray internet culture may have started out as cluelessness, but they quickly started doing it on purpose when they recognized it as a guaranteed buzz factor. There's a reason these people get paid more than you do.
Nevertheless I agree with the potential of inserting redpills so good shot m8

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Not even realistic, where the fuck are the amerimutt memes?

No ONE mention of the j00z?
No one use of ((()))?
Nobody bashing niggers? Or leafs? Or 56% faces?
Yeah, it's fiction.

>>Are you a fed?
No. Concerned citizen

> homelandfags can't greentext

>D-Dubs
Checked

Racewar now!

Wow that is cringe

>tits or gtfo.

Yeah I see your point. It is definitely possible but I think we have a golden opportunity here. Most people who watch homeland have no idea what Cred Forums is. Definitely a ripe opportunity here regardless of what their intentions are.

>no trap threads
>no animespam
It's like they don't even know us.

No rares or digits.

No shills or bbc threads either.

Hang in there, D-Dubs.

It's like they ripped the soul out of Cred Forums. I'm disgusted.

This is literally cancer

Does anyone know where I can get some good water filters now that Bill Hicks 2.0 is on the run?

>tfw the soul of Cred Forums is now elsa jean blacked threads and blantant shilling

Seek the original salesman

man I love white people

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Shopping some spurdo in would be funny too

Who is that in pic?

Who are these guys?

The publicists for this show.

bump

bump

More bumps than a mexican with leprosy.

>here come the niggigrants from fagdit and boomerville
>ohwowsoracist.jpg
>HEY POL YOU GUYS JUST STOP BEING SO MEAN OK
lol but like wait no way lol guys keke this /thread checked digis
release the lobster

kek solid and straight forward, added the
>glow in the dark

If someone coukd edit the webm to having one of the bogs that would be great

oh god the - line break and sequential scaling >'s

What sort of fucking robots make these mock-ups? Like video game commercials where people don't know how to use the controllers etc. It bothers me so much, it's like these people were grown in a lab.

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We already did better. It's called reality.

Is there some mode on Cred Forums in which words are split over lines with hyphens or is OP's picture fake?

>omg guys
> they'll find out our format fat fucks
>how are we ever gonna recover from going mainstream
>xD

Do you want a quick run down or the whole enchilada?

don't forget gore and horse porn

>Guessed their own post number to quote themselves
Checked

youtube.com/watch?v=gUvXsEnUFoE

99% of threads start out with an OP is a faggot post so this is true

what do you mean by that

what is the exact context of this scene?

is she actually a fed looking for someone?

This. Let's turn (((their))) blue-pills into red-pills.

dk, are you a fed?

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(((New York Times)))

(((NBC)))

Have one for Fox News?

(((Trump "administration")))

It's going to come out one day that he's secretly gay, calling it

Someone check my d-dubs

Haters will say it's photoshop

he became a gay jew because he got cucked every night by his father in law

dk, are you a fed?

>t. Goncerned niggur

Hey guys, concerned citizen here, can I please get a JPG please? Who is he?

I think he looks like this

Doesn't look like a copy at all, they probably just used some old tablet PC browser. They didn't even change the board's name.

No. A concerned citizen.

Huehue this fucking timeline.

It's like if /pol was full of boomers

dk, are you a Fed?

For you.

the jews did it praise qeq

No. CIA.

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No I'm CIA who are you?

Why no spicy merchant memes?

she is making faces like if she is looking at porn.

>Staying up all night to shitpost
I wonder how many concerned citizens are on our side

> giving a fuck about TV
Boomers please go

Specifically BLACKED.

dk, are you a Fed?

quick some one edit yuri into it.

PLEASE someone edit Turk Roach posting.

Everyone has the same post nymbers in this one. This is simply unacceptable!

>last season ended with she saving Madam President's ass from an inside job
>nonetheless the president is a massive cunt and jails 200 CIA agents just to tell the agency not to fuck with her
>protagonist (ex-CIA) knows that most of them had no part in the conspiracy and tells her to cut the crap
>president cuts the protagonist off

>this season starts with the protagonist trying to blow the whole thing on the administration's face
>puts cameras all over an office adviser's house
>unidentified woman enters the house and leaves a suspicious note on the kitchen table
>CLUE: LOCATED
>goes on Cred Forums, who also hates the president, to ask for ID on the subject

It's important to mention she's clinically bipolar and keeps doing reckless shit and nobody believes her. She barely got any allies left in the agency and we the spectators are not spoonfed in the sense we don't know for sure if she's on to something or just being paranoid. I believe she turns to Cred Forums for two reasons: 1) it is pictured as a place of resistance that vilifies the administration 2) people still associate Cred Forums with hackers. The ransomware plot that follows testifies this.

She was not being ironic when she said she's was "concerned citizen", for one thing.

Rog Dogbanoff, infamous phone salesman

>Open pic
>Goatse.jpg

SUCH FAL

Are you asking? Because no. (((Concerned Citizen)))

We need a merchant edit

Why the fuck are some of the posts indented?

Cred Forums should make an anti-hollywood film

the producer of the show

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Howard_Gordon

what a coincidence

This. We need a Sasha Grey, or Proxy Paige edit.

The show is literally the Hollywood version of an israeli series, why the surprise.

What is funny is that the protagonist is actually on Cred Forums's side asking for help to overthrow the government.

Witnessing history
>who is that Cred Forums guy

>indented lines
At least their newfags can triforce.

>no baneposting

trips of truth
>The show is literally the Hollywood version of an israeli series, why the surprise.
This. Homeland is neocon propaganda
Obama once claimed it was his favorite show

(you) for actually attempting to explain

>all posts have the same post number
wildly different post numbers
IDs are WTF and not in color

I guess that explains why CTR never understood how we knew they were samefagging.

>077
> Fucking kek

Shows again how retarded b*gposters are. The show is dying. Viewers are dropping. They desperatly try to get attention. Don't give them attention. Just like one ignores b*g poster

>077
>licenced to killfile

>tfw when you're more informed of how this place works than people who're paid to be here. CTR I'd like to speak to your line manager please.

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> T*rks
> White

Makes me a little sad that they got rid of the face app

Dios mio...

good work

youtube.com/watch?v=-3FgAOQDVXQ

The production staff is notoriously stupid.
They hired graffiti artists to write in Farsi on their set and were too inept to check what they wrote before airing the episode
>HOMELAND IS RACIST SHOW was what ended up on national tv.
• HORNET'S NEST (noun)
Meaning:
A highly contentious or hazardous situation

For research purposes only:
Alex Gansa ... (developed for American television by) (84 episodes, 2011-2018)
Howard Gordon ... (developed for american television by) (84 episodes, 2011-2018)
Gideon Raff ... (74 episodes, 2011-2019)
Chip Johannessen ... (21 episodes, 2011-2017)
Charlotte Stoudt ... (14 episodes, 2013-2017)
Meredith Stiehm ... (10 episodes, 2011-2015)
Alexander Cary ... (10 episodes, 2011-2014)
Patrick Harbinson ... (10 episodes, 2013-2017)
Ron Nyswaner ... (6 episodes, 2015-2017)
Henry Bromell ... (5 episodes, 2011-2013)
Ted Mann ... (3 episodes, 2015-2016)
Barbara Hall ... (2 episodes, 2013)
James Yoshimura ... (2 episodes, 2013)
William Bromell ... (1 episode, 2013)
Benjamin Cavell ... (1 episode, 2015)
Liz Flahive ... (1 episode, 2015)
David Fury ... (1 episode, 2015)
Evan Wright ... (1 episode, 2017)
Debora Cahn ... (1 episode, 2018)
Anya Leta ... (1 episode, 2018)

Hi user

Haters will say it's photoshop
>▲
>▲▲

"""Fucking kek"""
GG fampaitatxhiban desubaka
>Hey Homeland writerfags itt,Claire need to see this pronto...show it to Mandy Patinkin while ur at it too faggot.

>dubs
all the posts end in the same number

I remember when Cred Forums got its first mention on TV. Now we straight up part of the narrative. Holla.

dk, are you a Fed?

You can tell the script was written by women because of the obsession with fat insults.

I like the Hollywood version of pol.

here is the extract
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1519035318774.webm

Im cheking this

>replying to the post you are making
Is this the way of the future?

Concerneded Citizens of /pol unite

>tfw mainstream

It's like whoever wrote that episode was from here and wanted to trigger as many of us as possible.

Good work, now it needs spreading to normies

so nostalgic

I think you mean /POL

same faggign with the same post Number

is this the new level of shilling?

\r\pol

dk, are you a Fed?

>checked
I can't tell if you are going with the absurdity of the homeland mockery or if you are just lost

>concerned citizen

REEEEEE

CRINGE
R
I
N
G
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UGHHHHHHH

Goncerned zitizen

Pls someone make an edit to her reacting to the amerimutt meme.

NO MOTHERFUCKING RARE FLAGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO ARE YOU REAL OR MOTHERFUCKING VPN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Those faggots need to lurk moar

Holy shit this is incredible! We barely had to do any work, again the jokes wrote themselves, ladies and gentlefellows.

They are so fucking out of touch, it's borderline insulting.

Hell yeah

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Was made by plebbitards.

no. formerly Chuck

nice

Excellent work dude
+1 internet for you

jesus... good job burger.

The reply is the same as the post number

Doing Gods work

> Fucking kek

Why didn't they just post on pol? Make a thread, get a few crew members to reply and screenshot it

Fucking savage

Holy shit this

niceu worku user

Does anyone know who this is?

why the fuck do you dumb cunts keep taking photos of your monitor? are you so fucking stupid you don't know how to screen cap or is this some meme

dk, are you a fed

Should just put nigger as every post.

It would be way more accurate, nigger.

are you a fed?

Here's your well earned (You).

He slams that pussy every night

>hang in there D-Dubs

So fucking stupid

I'm a glow in the dark CIA nigger, some crazy fucker ran me over with a van last week, looks like the girl in the pic.

It's actually the past, especially when things were much slower.

>randomized post numbers
>reddit GUI
>nested comments
>hashtags and caption memes
>every single flag is american
>IDs are your account name or a randomized number
>no mention of Jews
>no nigger-hate threads
>no shitposting false flag threads
>not using tomorrow

Fucking Law and Order was more accurate
>no greentext
>nested quotations
>no filenames
>JPG
>D-Dubs

Hang in there D-Dubs.

But in the meantime:
youtube.com/watch?v=aATZe3Dbx88

.......................>>.dk but this chief of staff is a shi-
........................tbag

That’s some next level bait fellow Aussie

dk, are you a fed?

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of course it had to come from a strayaa

Are You the insider homeland uses when writing about this place?

Gubbament dummies think they're smarter than the rest of the country because they have their boyz club secrets. I always love it when they out themselves through trying to fool other fools.

They would have to censor the redpill posts

>they out themselves through trying to fool other fools
Stop posting you boomer retard

it should be ended with a gun shooting video

Me? A fed? Ha! Hardly. Pic related, I'm just a redpill chilling out with my concerned citizen. Yeah, shit's cash.

beautiful

that reminds me these pizzagate conspiracy when people were trying to connect some in-circle memes of dems to child rape

>>not using tomorrow
This man knows what's up

hang in there D-Dubs

Hang in there D-Dubs

>chief of staph infection
lol

If this isn't in every Homeland thread online in 24 hours we're all failures.

The content is so reddit, but the whole thing is so comical I've laughed my ass off.

If you have to ask, then you are not ready to take the bog pill

hahahaha just wait til the normies get here. Fire up the gore and Hitler memes fellas

holy shit my sides user

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Listen to me.
There is a (((section))) of society that wishes the magic word "homeland" never existed. They criticised its use, Rumsfeld himself stated that he was uncomfortable with the word as it "sounded too Germanic". Homeland is a magic word, I mean that in the sense that Mao meant the word magic. It is vital to our cause that the word homeland persist, it forces individuals to consider their own identity, their own sense of belonging, and the value of their own nation.

The campaign to end the use of this word is organised and persistent. Do not let them win.

That is all. I come here from the other place to tell you this.

Take me with you

Fucking saved

Beautiful.

How can they get something as simple as post formatting wrong?

who pays these fucks?

That was fucking good, user. Can you make one with her reacting to Turk posting?

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you know this is kind of scary

>.png
subtle user, i like it

>173MB
Learn how to compress, nigger

Dk, u fed?
>Sandrine Holt

Nice

Nobody watches tv anymore fuck off

Did anything good come out of this thread? It's been 8 hours now.

nigger you have no idea
youtube.com/watch?v=dbiJZnZQ4es

user made a webm out of a few joos posts. Scroll up

Yes

No sharpie in pooper?

hello madam president, the suspect will be ID'd

>he doesnt upload .tiff to Cred Forums

or shoe on head, or tits or gtfo, or redirects to meatspin, no posting of tubgirl, no two girls one cup, no links to swap.avi. I miss old Cred Forums

Whatever happened to the posts of yesteryear with mr. hands, and 1 guy 1 jar? These fleeting days go by so fast now

Can someone make her react to al urduni's "oh say can you shart in the local wallmart" thread

bretty good

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and where is the its AWWWRIGHT posting or IT WAS MADE FOR ME! Fuck you im a shark and JESUS CHRIST ITS A LION GET IN THE CAR!

>everything on Cred Forums is Cred Forums
You have to go back.

What a bunch of faggots. Just inspect the fucking thread in chrome and alternate the text, why even bother creating this dumb ass fakes?

>input comment
>tab+other comment
>am i replying to myself or something?
>down the rabbit hole

According to Homeland Cred Forums is exclusively American. Has America conquered the world in that timeline?

Well done, cher.

This is like one of these AI-based fakes, like synthesized random speech or Markov chains. On first glance it appears human and real, but the details are all wrong, the essence of it.

This is like when you use the internet or technology in a dream and nothing works correctly because your subconscious mind doesn't understand HTML

Well, its empiricism may be to one is to sensation, that is, at concept which the other.

>betas take over the country
god why is tv so cringe now ? i don't watch, but now i feel like a normie browsing this website. it's just a mainstream gossip forum, themed around edgy politics. we gossip about hillary and trump and what the latest tweets are. and any one of these little 'celebrities' can tweet something absolutely retarded and there will be like 5 threads about it pretty quickly. we hollywood now

>Goblin
>Not duende
Fucking shitty cards desu

bless you

Remember this next time someone is 56% memeing

uh..thanks. good breakdown user.

RIP headphones users

>dk are you a fed
If this was really Cred Forums she would answer
>yes, WH user/DOD insider/Q/USDA leakbro here, you guys are doing great work!
and a thousand brainlets would fall for it

>same post numbers
>same IDs

you know I love pol, so fucking funny

Using other flags is a minefield for them. Because of the context whatever comment they write in there automatically associates with the country rather than a random user. It's understandable they only used Muriflags. Could've thrown some Russian flags in there, I guess, a Mexican flag maybe.

Nice try kike

They seem to have confused post numbers with thread numbers
To give them due credit they did better than Law & Order

OP, humans are evolved for conditions that existed thousands of years ago. Women desire men who display dominance, aggression, and raw physical strength because those sorts of men would be able to protect them in a prehistoric environment. This is simply once of many instances of the female id rearing its ugly head. (One need only look at the insane popularity of rape/dominance themed pulp literature like 50 shades of gray to this point.)

shit, wrong thread lol

link it

they think redpills are people?

>Dutch

Literally anything you say is invalid, cuck

Kek are they even trying?

Stuff like this makes me happy i created this thread

I find it funny how they think this board is much smarter than it actually is, in reality it is a bunch of autistic retards who like to larp about a white ethnostate.

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Atleast try to make your subversion entertaining this is just a poor performance

>that face
My fucking sides.

fucking saved

So normies can follow

I'm gonna need a slow jog up on this guy

Bravo, burger!

>writers have to create script about to try and show what horrid things could be going on here
>"Don't you think X is putting on pounds"
Hmmmm I wonder which gender wrote this?

Lmao I miss this app

Someone should put smug Pepe over the black guy

>Who?
>"Itz Pickle Rick!" - pickle spürdo.png

Eat shit jew

Ebin

wait till all the normie TV addicts get clued in and see this site in the flesh. :)

I'm predicting a sudden new anti-Holohoax Denial movement in public schools.

Kek I thought the same thing.

The passive aggressiveness of those fake posts is another dead giveaway.

Does anyone know who this is?

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Why does she wear the mask?

Hi I'm from BBC, we would like to conduct an interview with the manager of this board.

can I get a quick rundown on this guy?

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Because they would have to censor most of it

Hi guys, just a concerned female citizen
Give me all your addresses and I'll give you a free blowjob

lol now that's real Cred Forums

Doth thou Tip Vag?

omg i can get a ransomware through images in here?
fml

This is IP theft!

:^)

The year is 2018 and Cred Forums is fighting a primetime television show.
what the fuck is happening

>jpg.jpg.png

You can sent a message to hdnw@Cred Forums.org

we should take every meme attempt in that shit and make it the most gnatzi meme ever and then say thanks for the ideas

Go after the producers and everyone involved in the show.

>nested replies

kek

Well done user, well done.

No. Concerned (((Citizen))).

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good

Saved

Concerned fed reporting in

You tried in other thread vagina man, and got nothing. This is gonna be the same.

>it was a bunch of military so I doubt they all still have both arms
>I was going to say my human trafficking ring
>or the planned parenthood wastebin
>wage gap? looks more like shes against the thigh gap

these are better posts than actual Cred Forums

12/10

i recognize that gay blowjob

Fucking kek

Hi, I am the producer who handled the Cred Forums scenes. Part of the lack of racism and antisemitism is because we don't want the bad PR, and the site looks different so we don't get sued.

Still, we knew it'd trigger ya'll. LOL. We're in the office right now LOLing our heads off.

Keep an eye out. We have a LOT more trolling planned in upcoming episodes! :>)

dk, are you a concerned citizen?

have a scene where carrie has to show her tits on webcam to get intel

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>Be american
>Automatically against the thigh gap
Fucking kek

open at own risk

>kike TV producers
>Saying ya'll
pick juan