> longest life span in the world > lowest crime rate in the world > world class food > world class transport network > world class electronics > world class education > world class whiskey and sake > world class robotics > world class automobiles > world class motorcycles > world class toilets > word class gaming > world class night life > world class women > world class wives > world class shopping > world class internet > third largest economy in the world > already selling 8k TVs > legal sexual services > invented crypto currency > no illegal immigrants > no terrorists attacks > free to own firearms > no mass shootings > zero sjw problems > own 2chan and Cred Forums
Have you bowed down to the rising sun today?
Jack Flores
tell us about yourself, are you an english teacher or true Japanese?
Tyler Morales
>ugly women >can't see shit
Juan Walker
>easily conquered by the white master race >even got blown the fuck out by half mongol slavs when you tried to fight them over manchuria
Daniel Baker
>French women
No thank you
Adrian Butler
>Shit hole founded on rapists and murderers
No thank you
Christian Jenkins
Re-conquer me daddy
Grayson Rogers
>David got his wee wee touched by two medicore japs and now he's smitten with the country
Leo Cooper
You little whore
Christian Perez
>Already pulled our superior automobile business out of your small island
No thank you
Luis Diaz
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Nolan Bailey
Are you a fed?
Hudson Young
It's almost as if racial homogeneity is good and diversity is bad.
Nolan Gray
Who the fuck are you fagoot?
Josiah Barnes
h-hey, I asked you a question
Chase Turner
Japanese food is incredibly overrated. Vietnamese or Thai blow it out of the water
Mason Bailey
>easily conquered I`d say we put up a good fight.
Jacob Wilson
Bit rich after the trail of devastation you nips left in China after conquering the only people you were capable of - other gooks.
Adrian Parker
No you haven't... I know people who still work for Nissan
Colton Stewart
>Germany 2018
No thank you
Jason Sanders
> world class women > world class wives I always thought japanese men aren't really into their women? I could be wrong too
Thomas Green
Holy shit hes on fire
Anthony Morgan
I wanna visit Japan. They got some cuties over there.
Nathaniel Phillips
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Jackson Jenkins
>2chan 2chan, 2ch, and 2channel aren't the same thing, new fucking faggot
Josiah Sullivan
Gratz based Japs, stay white !
Daniel Robinson
Why do you always make this thread? Doesnt everyone already love Japan? Whats your point?
Joseph Russell
I love older Japanese art style.
Blake White
>went to war with Soviet union of Manchuria >got btfo >sued for peace >went back to slaughtering gooks >tried again later >got btfo even quicker >sued for peace again >went back to slaughtering gooks >Hitler invades Soviet Union >asks for a little assistance >nope.jpeg
Pretty dismal tbqh..... yanks had 10-1 KD ratio for most of their fighter planes.
Ryan Adams
Japan brings the best bantz because 200 IQ
Aiden Bell
That's why I'm moving to your glorious nation. I cannot wait to get out of this Marxist loving, SJW ridden, God forsaken hellhole.
*gets acid attacked* *locked up for hate speech*
John Miller
>Bigger than you
Blake Evans
stop embarrassing yourself, waitu faggot. it wasn't even white people's choice to attack Japan. whites are just rabid pitbulls that follow their Jew master's commands. even during the war, Japan was kind enough to try to puncture your brainwashing and set you free. That was the purpose of Tokyo Rose, to humanize the enemy. of course it didn't work because you are all monsters. i pray every day that Japanese engineers will be the first to create self-replicating nanobots and use them to conquer the earth and exterminate all non-Japanese. unfortunately you're all beasts who cannot be trusted. Japanese are the only true humans on earth.
Kevin Wilson
nation of overcrowded whale killers, nuclear accidents, homicidal autistic man, war criminals and every sexual perversion possible
japan is doomed
Alexander Barnes
Okay okay okaaayyyy FIIINE! I'll come and fuck your women! Can you now settle down, Hiro?
Cameron Baker
Someone's jealous.
Ayden Garcia
There are many honourable traits one can have - but none of them mean shit without strength.
Aaron Nelson
>world class food
Stopped reading there. Wrapping raw fish in algae is not food you dumbass nip.
Brandon Cruz
Okay, sorry, you big whore. I live you really miss you x
Connor Ramirez
>insane suicide problem >crumbling family
Xavier Thomas
Sure thing twinkle toes
Jace Hernandez
In Japan does the government regulate what kind of dogs you can have, or does everyone just choose cute dogs out of choice
Lincoln Bell
>easily conquered didn't they use like TWO nuclear bombs?
Levi Flores
nuked into submission that's how you do it, instead of some puny homo tanks that don't work under 0 Celsius.
Ryder Hughes
The only reason you even exist is because we did not turn your nation to complete ash and cinder. Just a bit. Just a bit. Don't forget. Now you're all prissy faggots. Oh well.
Joseph Cooper
>lowest crime rate in the world
Then occasionally messed up incident occurs.
> kobe child murder
Also fix your hashtag "suicide recruitment" problem
Josiah Nguyen
>World Class Suicide Forest
Julian Gomez
what is this "world class" meme
if it's "world" class that means you can also get it elsewhere
Besides european / American electronics and cars are better anyway
Benjamin Rodriguez
our homes are small, so we have small dogs. You don't want to have a kennel that takes up half the living room.
Kayden Long
but to be entirely fair your country is pretty based anyway. I'd much rather be a Japanese than live here among this shite.
Thomas Sanders
They were pretty well rooted before then mate, pretty sure they did it to send a message to the Soviet Union - who japan was trying to surrender to. >back off, Japan is in OUR sphere of influence
Levi Fisher
If the whole world was just the island island of Japan that would probably be ok
Joseph Kelly
japan pls let me into your country I’m sorry I’m dumb and don’t have a proper school degree I love you that should be enough I will do anything just let me leave this place and let me be part of your wonderful world i hate sand
Leo Bell
BRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP
Eli Roberts
the nuclear BOOM version is better
Liam Collins
Goddamn, you're on a roll today comrade.
Elijah Martin
>all the things listed are that to America for making the land of the rising sun their submissive bitch, whom took upon her self that semen filled with American technology and industry.
Elijah Mitchell
excuse me?
Dylan Bell
Japan's good fortune is to not be an immigrant magnet. Consequently you have the stability that comes from commonality. The West has to struggle with supporting millions of parasitic darkies.
Gabriel Wood
yeah going to see that this summer on my two week vacation to japan, gonna compare it to my trip to switzerland last year and pretty hyped about it
Luis Perez
But sad that you die out
Carson Butler
He speaks english so you already know the answer.
Isaiah Rogers
the tampon tax is the mist retarded shit I have ever seen. Just vote with your wallet faggots, my missus and I buy essentially the same razor brand because it's the best we have found in terms of quality vs price. You're a retard if you let colour schemes decide your purchases. Just like I bought a pink 3ds and pink hammer for work because I know nobody is gonna steal my shit if it's an unpleasing colour and retards really are that gullible.
Camden Stewart
I fucked a Japanese exchange student back in high school named Hiro. I honestly thought he was a girl up until we were getting naked. >Oh well, he's cute.
Elijah Stewart
Are you that Aussie I met in Thailand that kept picking up lady-boy prostitutes? I hope your restaurant is doing fine.
Mason Perry
95% of "Japanese" food in the USA is prepared and served by Chinese and Koreans who are just exploiting the cachet.
I can count the times I've had authentic Japanese in America on one hand. Odds are you have never had any.
Julian Ramirez
I bowed down in that ass, user.
Lucas Cruz
Nope, sorry swede bro.
Nathaniel Powell
Yeah, not for long. Just wait until you get your first shipment of Muslim immigrants. Fucking lol
Jayden Cruz
> japs only humans left I like Y’all...but humanity would die out because japs aren’t virile enough to impregnate their own women.
Robert Anderson
>free to own firearms Which Japan are you talking about?
Japan is awesome. They even let us test atomic bombs on their land a couple of times.
Jayden Morales
you must be an artlet every culture has a different standard of beauty and a different structure and composition in terms of art mediums but i wouldn't expect a d brain-dead kraut to understand that.
Thomas Ramirez
You're welcome for your word for 'thank you'! - Nanban
Having larger dogs would attract hungry Chinese anyway.
Lincoln Jones
Japan has a lot going for it, so you really don't need to embellish on your list. World class food, women, automobiles, night life? You're wildly outclassed in those categories by many others.
Also, leave out the filler. World class toilets? Sake? Who the hell else would have better sake if not you? That's like saying Americans have the best football players in the world. Well yeah, they're also the only ones and they literally invented it. Default.
But I give credit where it's due, your electronics, education, and transportation are great. Your lack of migrants and refusal to even entertain the idea of taking them in (even in the face of literal extinction because of your declining birthrates) is admirable.
Your whiskey is shit.
Zachary Cook
No, but I do respect Japan and Japanese culture.
Joshua Fisher
based japan don't let our media shame you into taking refugees
David King
> Dying from not being able to fuck.
I feel for you, Japan.
Daniel Phillips
you know you like it
Brayden Gutierrez
That applies to you too, faggot. You just surrendered faster as usual.
Cameron Brooks
*SLAP*
James Torres
Nippon BANZAI my japanese friend
Ethan Lewis
>the slapping frog is back Very good
Hudson Jackson
> Anything wrong with making an example so even slavs can understand.
Josiah Turner
Say goodbye to all of those.
The brown horde will descend upon you soon.
Charles Gomez
Japan is awesome. Weird porn memes aside, I wish you guys well and wish the west would take note of a lot of your policies. Nip girls are great but we need to have a moratorium on interracial with them until both whites and nips shore up their numbers and create designated ethnostates to preserve original phenotypical lines.
Luke Torres
Based Frech
Tyler Peterson
You forget getting cucked by the reds while your economy continues to fail as you rush to buy up American corporations in an attempt to save it.
Samuel Gonzalez
>Eat babies and insects >still worship a dead communist Fuck China. We need to go to war with them now.
Jose Sanders
*French
Evan Ward
We would have done the same for you but you're less human.
Logan Price
>I've never had a qt asian grill present herself to me for mounting.
I have to fix this problem.
Ayden Myers
go for a massage parlor
Ryan Reyes
>> free to own firearms lol
Christopher King
Im never going to pay for it. A lot of the fun is in the hunt. Having a woman actually want me to fuck her turns me on. If says something about my capabilities as a man that a woman wants me to impregnate her. A woman letting me fuck her because I pay her reduces me to the status of any other customer.
Carter Jenkins
in that case, the only answer possible is a good slap on the ass.
Lucas Garcia
And yet, Hiroshima and Nagasaki are beautiful now and women there have a 99.9999% less chance of being raped by a sandnigger.
Ethan Nguyen
t. cocklet
Gabriel Long
>95% of "Japanese" food in the USA is prepared and served by Chinese and Koreans who are just exploiting the cachet. >I can count the times I've had authentic Japanese in America on one hand. Odds are you have never had any.
^^Fucking THIS^^ I had a great Nippon place around the corner from me that had the best Taisho around. They sold the place to chinks and used the money to open a fancier place near the hotels downtown. Now the chink place near me is mediocre at best and the Jap place downtown is always packed with suits & tourists at 3 time the price...
>miss my taisho's eel and tobiko bowl... >gotta go deal with downtown Philly trash to get my Nip food now
Daniel Gonzalez
>world class suicide forest
Gavin Young
And still I can't wait to get out of here.
Parker Turner
>Caring what they think.
Shiggy diggy, bong.
Owen Allen
i respect japanese woman
Adrian Ramirez
I masturbae to he rising sun all the time.
Brayden Morales
By what year do you think the mudshits will have destroyed all of your art as an affront to Allah? 2030? 2050?
James Campbell
I respect japanese women them with a good slap. *slap* *slap* *slap*
Lucas Lee
Why tell Australia that and not the source of the rapists and murderers: Korea and Southeast Asia?
Sebastian Reyes
Just keep on being kawaii lil lady boys.
Nathaniel Wood
Fuck off Nigel-chan
Aaron Turner
>So even Slavs can understand Hence why we used two.
Caleb Ross
Japan will be fine while Europe will be a caliphate, cuckshed Hans.
Henry Baker
Gently glowing in a yellow fluorescent ocean of radiation nipland is full of subhuman boggle eyed web footed bug men and women with mumified bound feet that all look like widow twanky after a paintball fight. Plus you're all so radioactive your marginally longer life span (brought on by being obedient robots that never have to think) has been Fuckashimed up and is on a nose dive (Wew... japs have a history of nose diving don't you? You suffer with divine wind, Mexicans do too, from their bean based diet) It's not Like japs needed any mutating to make them look freaky weird. Sadistic pod people. Aliens from a very short planet. I could continue. >>>I'm only being Devils cunty advocate did I make you angry? I'll bet you want to execute me with extreme cruelty don't you. Well hard luck you're too short. Five of you could dangle on each of my arms and you still wouldn't slow me down you little shits. >>>>sorry did it again I just can't help it when I see those OPs. I'm just fucking around don't take me seriously. Japs are cuddly like those ugly little dogs with the bulging eyes. Jus' polin' n' trollin before i pass out from exhaustion. Vidya gaming too hard. Hey that's another thing I just remembered you owe me reperations on all the 360 joypads you made me ruin the buttons on with Dynasty warriors back in the day. >do you hate me yet? I'll bet you do. The worst thing is I'm so entitled I'm going to bed now (half three in the afternoon) and shall NOT be reading replies to my blog of annoying japocrap. PS: Anime is terrible shite. (Japanese warfare technique: pic related)
Jayden Myers
I care what I think. Paying for sex is unbecoming of a man.
Thomas Collins
What flag is that FFS. Don't you try to come here too, we're shut. Shit flag bastards. Can't say anything much about shit flags because who the fuck are they?
Daniel Morales
Leave Malta alone m8. They're one of only a couple of countries who regularly give us points in Eurovision