Brit/pol/ - "THE TORIES! THE TORIES! THE TORIES!!!" edition

Is it even possible to Labour to win an election since the SNP cucked them out of Scotland?

No Yanks welcome. Go get blowtorched to death like that 12 year old faggot boy who was murdered by a female nig amid the Trayvon Martin shit

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The SNP is on the decline.

Plus, the Tories are really fucking weak under May.

Albion Radio is actually quite comfy desu.

top kek the future of Britain

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Might park there tonight, great view from my living room

She looks like a female Vegan Gains.

Rolling like the brown thunder in a Mumbai slum.

Do we even have a chance lads?

The Germans have the AfD
The French have the FN
The Austrians have the FPO
The Dutch have the PVV

What do we have? Fuck all. The Tories or Labour, that's it. UKIP never stood a chance due to our fucking cucked parliamentary system punishing third party votes.

Is Mogg our only hope?

Is there anything worse than a Brit who likes Americans or America?

See: Eddy, if you disclose your location we will dispatch pedo hunters.

DYING

COUNTRY

dumb frogposter

Yeah it is, I thought it was going to be cucked and cringe but it's actually alright.

Tories are super weak right now. The only people weaker than them are Labour.

Typical brainletnonymong post

>No Yanks welcome.
Imagine being this butthurt 250 years later

omg it's like a batman superman crossover episode

>bait

I'm not butthurt. America is minority white and treacherous white Americans get BTFO'D harder and harder each day.

I'm a natural born Brit who moved to America. Am I worse?

Based.

You know you're winning when your enemies only copying mechanism is pure fabrication

At this rate a British equivalent of any of those parties is probably banned from running.

we could meet up for some mutual touching or if you feel like the willy and bum game

STFU nonce.

Only if you're underage.

>I don't care what Trumps doing
Bongs on suicide watch when American white population raises

>The Dutch have the PVV
We have FvD now. Its leader is on friendly terms with Jared Taylor, refuses to disavow race realism, and the party is now second or third in the polls, ahead of the PVV. The Lavender Revolution is upon us.

America is minority white! Hahaha. I hope you all die. Fuck America. America is a parasitic infection on the world and an overbearing cancer on Europe and Britain.

Running from the poo

I know it's hard to deal with the fact that you have a camper voice than honk, and it's probably the first time you've realised this since you were oblivious enough to post your cum gargling voice, but it was days ago now kid. It's 2018, if you're a faggot I can't stop you. Enjoy yourself you big poof

@161102389
@161102153
@161101915

>supposedly hates Based Americans but can't stop going on about them
Cringe.

Britain is being invaded by Muslims and Niggers! Hahaha. I hope you all die. Fuck Britain. Britain has been a parasitic infection on the world and a overbearing cancer on American freedom and the American people, which is why we BTFO'd you. Thanks France.

Are there any chances of a FvD-PVV coalition then?

The reason why Eddy calls himself Captain Eddy and bears a pirate flag is because he has Peter Pan Syndrome, much like Michael Jackson. Eddy had a shitty childhood so he was unable to grow up and ended up coming onto a young girl, not knowing of the ethical concerns.

SALAM ALLAHKUM MY FELLOW HAAJIS

show us your real flag fat lad

It gives me great pleasure to see Amerifats crying over their daily shooting spree. Mmm dead white American children! At the hands of a 56%'er no less. I adore Jewish America for fucking you to death. Tim Wise is a genius.

Fucking Labour plebs.

Aarathi my Joy

I loved you with the innocence of one who should know better
Aarathi my Joy!
I'd throw myself in jail for you and chain myself with fetters
Aarathi my Joy!
Marvin Gaye & Tammi Terrel were accurate with lyrics
Aarathi my Joy!
Of distances I'd go for you there CAN'T be any limits.

Does anyone have the OC of Eddie standing outside the Pig & Pipe?

You've replied to me but you've not actually said anything related or outside of your fantasy. Maybe I was too harsh on you, I am sorry for breaking you, I didn't realise you were so fragile.

You're an interesting specimen, Eddy. A paedophilic infantile man

Ooo eh kinky

As far as I know, the shooter was anti-Semite. Sane people aren't obsessed with the Jew boogie man.

It gives me great pleasure to see Bongs crying over their daily shooting rapping spree. Mmm raped white Bong children! At the hands of a 56%'er no less. I adore Jewish Theresa May for fucking you to death. Jeremy Corbyn is a genius.

youtube.com/watch?v=Xz-UvQYAmbg

America's revolutionary 1964 immigration act was drafted in a synagogue! LOL. FUCK AMERICA. FUCKING DIE, YANK SCUM

Stalin would be proud.

Nah. Even combined they're not nearly big enough.

But FvD is draining votes from the governing VVD and CDA, so those parties will have to move further right (and open themselves up to working with FvD) or perish.

test

do they have jews in russia?

it worked lad

It's no worse than to be gang raped by Sadiq Khans.

I think the Russians call them "oligarchs".

Stfu Russian. I hope you get sanctioned more

nice

This
British arrogance to Americans is retarded, considering it was the US that so effortlessly destroyed us.

Yet again thanks to you.

Bonglands revolutionary 1962 and 1971 immigration act was drafted in a synagogue! LOL. FUCK BONGLAND. FUCKING DIE, BONG SCUM

Tripfag related bugs in my code made this puzzle too hard in the previous thread.

Only IQ 190+ geniuses would have been able to solve it.

Regular smart guys should be able to figure it out now with the clues from the previous thread.

> 15,3,3,1,2,1,1,0,0,0,0,0,1

I didn't even respond to you there. Stay mad, y*nk.

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I hope you get deported back to pakistan or whatever muslim shithole country you're from. Jews are elite, Muslims are shitskin scum.

White SOUTHERNERS are superior to Americans. Poortheners like you are inferior to everyone

I didn't even mean to respond to you there. Stay mad, b*ng.

6,000,000

I really need the OC of Eddie standing outside the pub lads

Is it a recording of quality of life from childhood to old age

Eddie gives £5 tug jobs from his car window

You really are mad.
I'm sorry I did this to you.
I didn't know your mind was so weak.

Is it the amount of times you've shagged each family member

I'm not a Muslim lol. And btw it's American Jews who are overwhelmingly anti-Russia.

>no refutation
Poorthern logic

Is it a recording of your nofap attempts by months

It will be renamed to Tyndallgrad as a tribute to the great John Tyndall of the once mighty National Front whenever Joe seizes power in June.

Wasn't he a nonce?

I'm worried about you lad.
I thought with such a faggot voice you'd be use to getting the piss ripped out of you.
But you're very damaged.
I won't break you further.

Since Aarathiposting i've started getting adverts for slavic women instead of east asians, interesting

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Eddie? Probably.

i don't know the answer but got a puzzle for everyone

That's exotic. I just get the "singles in your area" ones. Sad.

Begone Willy Nibbler.

a record of how many fagbutts you found in the bin outside morrisons

I swear to fuck lads

I NEED THE OC OF EDDIE AT THE PIG & PIPE

North Midlands is part of the North, South Midlands is part of the South. Simple.

Eddy, you've never posted your voice. We all know that it'd be some garbled low-class poorthern gibberish

Which one are you? Joyce or Eliot.

But I did, I have done a couple of times.

can you start setting a height limit on how tall your girls are allowed to be in public ok thanks

Then you shall have to jog my memory. Bet you sound like a poofter. Lol

Are you even British brah?

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She sounds like this

youtube.com/watch?v=BsTHaCz3Vow

I like this one but the guess I commented on from the last thread is still "closest".

>nofap
no nofap

This shares the right sort of counting.

I have a half full ashtray of my own.

Did this world even exist?
youtube.com/watch?v=oYU7z6z3N14

It's okay lad, projecting might help you heal. I'll be your punch bag.
>identifying as a state as dead as Britain
Lolno

I don't give a fuck about your meme numbers sequence which will inevitably have a meme outcome

>won't post his voice
Lol

What, you don't have a giantess fetish?

Oi mate I'm dating a chick from Liverpool, are they slags generally?

Oh he did. Faggot tried to imitate pube it was pathetic. Not what you would expect though...

Wish i could find it again

>if she's over five two she's too tall for the goo

In my beginning is my end. In succession
Houses rise and fall, crumble, are extended,
Are removed, destroyed, restored, or in their place
Is an open field, or a factory, or a by-pass.
Old stone to new building, old timber to new fires,
Old fires to ashes, and ashes to the earth
Which is already flesh, fur, and faeces,
Bone of man and beast, cornstalk and leaf.

It's been posted sweet child.
You merely have to check the archives.
But I won't aid you on this journey

So your a lefty?

Daily reminder this is what honk looks like

>express.co.uk/news/uk/920385/dead-homeless-man-westminster-tube-parliament-portuguese-media-paedophile

>"Such a sweet sweet soul"
>He was a Paedo
>"BURN THE FLOWERS"

Not to mention a bloody 3x illegal immigrant.

Whatever poorthern poofter. You touch kids.

>mfw judas was paid

Lulu i know you are pube why didnt you turn up to the boatyard

i dont get the whole gun thing lads, why not just ban them? i swear America has a mass shooting like every year

Hows school kid?

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Your (take note) nation is left wing.

You want a real kicker, watch Chariots of Fire.

Where the biggest SJW shocker is an Englishman playing a Rich Jew, and a Scottish Presbyterian is actually respected for his religious beliefs.

I can't be. I only have a few files saved with his filenames.

At least I think these were his.

>kid
>tripfag/namefag

>leftwing
>no healthcare for all

Just throwing these opinions around as fact, *GONCERN*

Just loling at women taller than 5'2 who still refer to themselves in a female way

I as you a question you ignorant little shit

can i suck ur dick

Have fun with your manlet sons.
5ft 9 MINIMUM for a woman to breed imo

What an abomination.

>I as
Obviously not British

What about East Midlands, AKA Middle Eastlands?

That’s not me.

>wot is a tall dad
enjoy your boyfriend

he's too tall to be you

No it was Bowden who was a nonce.

HOLY SHIT EDDIE BTFO
YANKS WIN AGAIN
EBIN ARGUMENT SKILLS
HOLY FUCK TEACH ME YOUR WAYS

Quintessential

Prove it. I doubt your body is even that good.

The idea is to produce children better than yourself. Breeding with womanlets stunts their potential

she has many lookalikes who appear at various occasions and events.

>no healthcare for all
Irrelevant.

>wot is a tall dad episode 2
lurk more apologist

Tyndall was a shrub rocketeer as well.

paki paki paki

depends really, there are a lot of slags in liverpool especially if they're clubbers, i think it just comes with being a university/student city

Going on Warski live to debate the entire nation of Holland on the appropriate height for a woman

Stop bullying him
He's a broken lad

Roll

6ft 4 dad.
5ft 0 mother

Have fun with ur manlet sons.

Explain.

>argument?
I think not

>be you
>have a 6'4 daughter
>she cries herself to sleep every night
good going brainbox

Most likely
no

leggy blonde dutch bitches are hot tho

(You) farm

nonce

you're literally only "gay" because you're short

chrisspivey.org/who-is-meghan-markle/

Scroll down to near the bottom.

On the one hand we're thoroughly fucked, on the other hand as soon as people get their head out of their ass and organise, a center right party would do extremely well here

Faggot son, Feminine daughter
Chad son, Masculine daughter

Women will always have an easier time reproducing than men so I don't care about having a masculine-looking daughter. A faggot midget Elliot Rodger son on the other hand will have problems

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always make me laugh when I see tall 'women' doing things that regular women do

midgetfucker

my dad is 5'8 and my mum is 5'9

i'm 6'3.5

I bit you brainlets can't even fix that broken sentence.

How many things have you fixed today lads?

My count is 2. Though I expect neither is perfect.

>what is a tripcode AND a meme flag

Your mother is tall. Congratulations

t. guy who's jacked it to Siswet19 on Chaturbate

t. armchair internet psychologist

Even Lauren Harries has found love. What's your excuse?

Just loling at the state of your 'argument'
Go hide back in your discord

>he thinks tall women reproduce
don't even bother arguing if you are so under researched

don't get salty

t.tall women
coming out of the woodwork now

He's not wrong

Your right wing was destroyed by the civil war. The South's defeat was the defeat of the remnants of traditional aristocracy.

AUS/pol/ is probably the funniest thread I've ever been in.

her side of the family are all tall. all her brothers are 6'3+

i'd fucking hate to be a manlet, it must suck major balls

theguardian.com/society/2018/feb/18/iceland-ban-male-circumcision-first-european-country

BASED ICELAND

Amerijews SEETHING!

The 'boyfriend' looks like a FtM tranny

I’m not the one who is salty
Do you have a single fact to support that?

Of course tall women reproduce. All women can reproduce very easily as per evolutionary logic. Men produce millions of sperm per day so the cost of impregnation is low, therefore men can afford to be hornier.

who?

That faggotry is a mental illness with a route cause of your inability to attract women

Some camwhore who's really popular on Chaturbate because she does shameless shit for like four hours a day.

honk is a manlet who sucks balls

>Eddie is so stupid he falls for people false-flagging as me
How’s mental illness and “le southern boogeyman”? lmao

>t. guy who's never been to Dixie
If they hard their way they would succeed today, the institutional power was stripped but the cultural reminisce is still very alive

Does honk suck MAJOR balls, though?

telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1363008/Bullies-drove-6ft-girl-to-suicide.html

Does she ride a bicycle around Utrecht wearing a short skirt? I'm not interested otherwise.

you didn’t post any FACTS
woah based

Cryptocurrency which excludes women above 5'2

>david cameron was the worst prime minister because he gave the country a choice on EU membership

getting real sick of hearing this, not that cameron was a good pm or anything

>13 year old girl
Not sexually matured. And btw, the article is from 2001 and for every case like that there are 100 unreported manlet suicides.

If someone pays her enough, she'll use those crazy fuck machines. So why wouldn't you be able to pay her to do that?

A bunch of LARPing commoners don't count.

Exactly. most of them don't even make it to sexual maturity before suicide

Yeah I did

shut up homo

>most of them
>1 case from 2001
Adolescent bullying is not equal to the sexual rejection manlets face lol

>wait until the only way to change thermostat is via iphone
>use census data to deactivate tall womens thermostat apps
>pray for a strong winter

>LARPing commoners
Lad go on social media or walk around Alabama you don't know what your talking about

>Siswet19
I think I watched her yesterday, she had pussy-pump, I didn't fap tho, I just like Redheads, Hairy women, matures/milfs and traps

>161105698
*Unless
*code

What do I win?

tall women are so irrelevant and die so quickly they don't even form communities like manlets

disgusting

I think I worked it out.

No you didn’t. You made a retarded pop psychology tier assumption. Not sure why you think that is why people are gay. Maybe because you used to be that way? Not even memeing desu I just don’t see why you make this unevidenced claim.

>traps
KYS faggot

Car seat psychology

Is Eddie being a dick?

>as soon as you attack faggots, honk gets defensive
every time

Eddy has some skeletons in the closet. We're just waiting for him to come out

not in this case, which is a strange exception

>prevent tall women from using public transport

>hey

>not liking traps on Cred Forums

fucking hetro normies

He’s making random assertions about me as usual
He was chatting shit about me desu

Remember that scene in Nanny McPhee where McPhee transforms from a Poorthener into a Southerner:
youtu.be/t4GC_gNPR7M

I work at KFC and Niggers were getting uppity as we were closing today cause of this shit.

So I can watch some lardarse adorn their truck with a tacky dixie flag made in china? No thanks. I'd only hop the Atlantic for some nice views of uninhabited wilderness.

It's crazy that mods will ban Lulu for posting a few number puzzles.
Far less than when it's #TrumpRussia for 50 posts.
But Eddie (and Honk and other namefags for that matter) can indulge themselves with 50 posts of what amounts to nothing but e-celeb drama.

Just ignore it.

I've been banned 4 times

>chatting shit
>pointing out you are gay because you are a manlet
pick one

For alleged spamming that upset a politically or personally biased mod I expect.
You just reset you router I hope.

nice projection queer

Kek

Lmao

mostly for feelsposting during comfy hours

Help i'm trapped inside on of Eddies mini bins

honklet

Your lucky I don't give a fuck or I would tear into you tea sipping ass

*e

That sounds like personal bias.
Just bullying really.

croydon kfc was closed today,
all the little paki ones where open though

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It's good to get a 3 day break every once in a while to keep it p u r e

there's a nationwide KFC chicken shortage

microhonk

>*e
That really clears things up.
> Eddies mini bins

Fun Eddie fact: Eddie used single use plastic cups as disposable rubbish containers because he's too lazy to put his wank tissues in the bin bag in his boot.

That's a good point. Otherwise you just get drawn into trifag drama.

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minihonk
honk-lite

Can't flatten the Batten

They need to fire up the paki halal killing houses

He was literally flattened by a bomb blast though

Can you tho?

me local KFC is closed down

it's a fookin disgrays

OBSESSED

are you talking about interim UKIP leader Gerard Batten?

kek @ pirate dreams

>mom 5'4/5
>dad 5'10/11
>me 6'2/3

You can still replicate the experience by kicking yourself in the balls and licking a toilet seat

>t. KSI

They say millions of dollars worth of gold was buried after the Civil War.

No Mountbatten

Chicken connisuer on suicide watch

Bongs I've been up for 15 hours, what's stage 2?

RIGHTLY NO!
twitter.com/LBC/status/965627207480758272

Is when the big boosters have separated?
Stage 2 of what? 15 hours is kids stuff. Call me when you pass 24.

I see lots of butthurt bongs in this thread. Can't wait to American the place up. Will be moving in about a year.

>white on white violence
Bongs are truly subhumans

>have 2 slices of bacon
wtf why even bother switching the hob on

>have 3 slices of bacon
no comment

>have 4 slices of bacon
you fat bastard

24 is the goal to fix my sleep schedule, but I feel the sleep coming on and my 5 hour energy looks so far away ...

UK, you are finished. Just bend over.

time to learn to cook your own tendies

Why are you Americans even here? I know /PTG/ is a hotbed of autism, but you'll have to find another general

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>have 0 gf
wtf you loser

>have 1 gf
no comment

>have 2 gf
thats disgusting

why is ocd becoming more prevalent in society

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N I G G E R

>le 33% leaf

You edited it to reflect the 33%?

Buy some chicken pops from Sainsbury's for 2 quid. It's cheaper and you get more of it.

We do what we want, when we want. Only Americans get this privilege, perks Bongs wouldn't understand. We have secret handshakes and passwords too.
>inb4 jew hands pic

>We do what we want, when we want
*criticises Israel*
*death by firing squad*

kek

MIGRATE WHEN READY

Why can't Amerigoblins handle the bants

What time do you want to be waking up?
You will probably want 10 hours of sleep.
Only let yourself have 9. Set an alarm.

>write post against Britain
>instant (You)s

>WHY CAN'T THOSE 56% PRICKS HANDLE THE BANTZ???
okay

It's 11 am right now, I need to stay up until 7 or 8 to wake up at 5

Your only hope is Mogg. If somehow May ends up staying your PM, your country is doomed. Crank up those Mogg memes!

hmm

Who dis?

>party is now second or third in the polls

Mogg is a weak faggot. He proudly states that he does not change his kids nappies as it's womens work. You think a father so lackadaisical and afraid to dirty his hands for the sake of his own offspring would make a good leader ? He is just another weak and privileged private school boy who spent his early years sucking off the same people that all the previous faggot public school boy politicians did.

>wake up at 5
Sounds a bit early.

>he doesn't get brainletposting

I like getting a early start, I've always been that way. It's just I stayed out with the bros and on Saturday and now I'm fucked

If that's your normal time then go for.

These 5 hour energies really work

You feeling better now?
Make sure you don't stay up too late now.

This was posted too early.

>argue with lass
>she blocks me
>she readds me
>add her back "whats up"
>"user fuck off"

FUCKING SOUND MATE FUCKING SOUND

Will the Empire ever return lads?

I hope on the the tiny joke parties take over.

Scared are we? I guess you like the fact that mummy May is openly made fun of by Merkel? You need a representative with balls, not some weak willed cunt that is bending over for the EU.

Reminder that Mogg voted in favour of the Snoopers Charter, despite depicting himself as some sort of traditional conservative or classical liberal against increased state power and defender of British institutions and traditions.
(publicwhip.org.uk/division.php?date=2016-06-07&number=13&display=allvotes)

Reminder that Mogg is a notorious carpet-bagger and stood in seats from Scotland to Shropshire to Somerset before he actually won a seat.
(en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacob_Rees-Mogg#Parliamentary_candidate_and_other_roles)

Reminder that Rees-Mogg is just another corporate puppet-in-parliament. In his case lobbying for corporations, including degenerate tobacco companies, without declaring an interest
independent.co.uk/news/people/tory-backbench-mp-jacob-rees-mogg-failed-to-declare-interests-9923362.html

Reminder that Mogg disavowed the ‘Traditional Britain’ group after he caved under pressure from the leftist media for speaking to a genuinely socially conservative group
(bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-23617555)

Reminder that Mogg helped to campaign against UKIP’s Mark Reckless in the 2014 Rochester By-Election – a crucial make-or-break moment in UKIP’s history that would’ve destroyed the party’s momentum and prevented Brexit from ever happening had Reckless not been elected.
(youtube.com/watch?v=c-7MbLwG0AU)

Reminder that if Mogg placed his principles and nation above party and career then he would’ve defected to UKIP alongside Carswell and Reckless back in 2014, back when there was significant UKIP momentum and it seemed as if UKIP could gain several seats in Parliament.

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Quick reminder that the TRUE AMERICANS (White Anglo Saxon Protestants) descend from the British Isles and appreciate and love Great Britain.