Brit/pol/ BORIS edition

>NEW POLL
TORIES 39%
LABOUR 39%
LIB DEMS 8%
UKIP 4%
GREENS 2%

>DAMIAN GREEN DISMISSES "BREXIT CONSPIRACY THEORIES"
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-43117500

>Iceland law to outlaw male circumcision sparks row over religious freedom
theguardian.com/society/2018/feb/18/iceland-ban-male-circumcision-first-european-country

>The UK will block online porn from April. Here's what we know
wired.co.uk/article/porn-block-ban-in-the-uk-age-verifcation-law

>Dead homeless man finds peers in Commons as 'a paedophile'
express.co.uk/news/uk/920385/dead-homeless-man-westminster-tube-parliament-portuguese-media-paedophile
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>N.Ireland logjam continues, Sinn Fein to meet PM

archive.is/YqqMc

>UK to leave CFSP (EU foreign Policy)
archive.is/Ve9ou

>UK to join reformed CFSP (EU military)
archive.is/p5MRj

>Brendan Cox quits charities over sexual misconduct
anorak.co.uk/447913/

>UK pussy out of 'fake news' enquiry in embassy, Trump puissant
archive.is/FnyYs

>Holyrood in hot water over arms fair (Re: Yemen)
archive.is/AiJIC

>Serial paedophile Barry Bennell jailed for 30 years
metro.co.uk/2018/02/19/serial-paedophile-barry-bennell-jailed-30-years-7325446/?ito=mweb-trending3

>'We must act before another child is killed': Warning over abuse linked to witchcraft and possession beliefs in UK
independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/witchcraft-possession-child-abuse-murders-warning-figures-spirits-faith-belief-action-call-a8214196.html

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a loike wot eddie 'as got too say. 'es a smart bloke n he luvs footie unloike u soifern pooftas haha

>Minority white

le burger face

Katie Price is technically Jewish, so Harvey is a Jew too.

>write post that is factually not true
>get corrected
LE AMERICANS CAN'T EVEN BANTZ

i'd love to hatefuck this bitch

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All proud British citizens subscribing to the British values of tolerance, openness and diversity.

First (1st) for Liverpool

>TORIES 39%
>LABOUR 39%
There is more muslims and niggers in UK than official data claims

Who should Britbongs vote for to help limit immigration and enforce borders?

UKIP is the only hope and their polling at 4% K E K

WHERE'S THE 350 MILLION, BORIS?!?!?!?

Oi Oi

Hope you lads got shitposting licences

No-one

BORIS WILL BE PM BY THE END OF 2018

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Our
Proud
Migrant
NHS

I think I will live to see the day where the NHS budget breaks £1 trillion per year.

She looks white

>huuuur durrrr me vote tory to keep dem evil
super commies out
>huuuur durrr me vote labour to keep them mine closing milk snatchers out

both of these people would rather vote for ukip, but they are too busy thinking the main partys are any different

This is what honk looks like irl

Croatia confrimed not white.

CISTA

Mogg for PM

>UKIP
“No!”

What exactly is their line of thinking? Do they think that once Article 50 is triggered, Boris will personally walk to his nearest NHS hospital with a wheelbarrow full of money? It was just a suggestion, a possibility.

>le isis fighters are as british as you man

They lost their momentom. Farage us also not more the Chick of ukip

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JACUB REES MOGG IS ARE SAVYOOR

To be fair, I don't think he was saying it in the name of tolerance and inclusion, more to do with the fact that he thinks we shouldn't dump our problems in other countries. I don't agree with him btw, those fuckers shouldn't set foot on British soil ever again.

What is your suggestion? Wait for somebody that is going to send all non-whites out of the country? Mogg will stop mass immigration which is step 1.

Where are you? Did you watch it yet?
Watch this film as well-
youtube.com/watch?v=9Cr_apcZkpY

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We don't elect Prime Ministers you tool. We elect parties.

Does anyone listens to Albion radio?Those lads are quite funny.

youtube.com/watch?v=nn2sPZuepF0

with woes as a special guest.

That kid's t-shirt is /fa/ as fuck

Well the lie that 350 GORRLION dollars he said would go to healthcare didn't help much either

Aye it's kino, I'll admit it

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>Mogg will stop mass immigration
is there any time he said anything about immigration different from the tory line?

YOU KIP IS ARE ONLY HOPE

Farage never claimed that. It was another Anti-EU pressure group.

VOTE FOR NIGGLE FARAGE

>TORIES will bring the dawn

no

Says the Mutt

There is literally nothing with Mohamed Salah having a cheeky dash down the wing, AND HE CUTS INSIDE, DUMMIES ABDULLAHI ON THE EDGE OF THE BOX, FACKING LOVELY, TAKES THE SHOT!!!!!

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RIGHT IN THE TOP CORNER! WHAT A FACKING BEAUTY!! ANFIELD LEGEND IN DA MAKING!

MO SALAH LA LA LA LA LA
MO SALAH LA LA LA LA LA

You only know who UKIP are because Nigel Farage spoke in favour of your orange chimpanzee CnC and bailed on the UK for the US.

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kek

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youtube.com/watch?v=94Js5Fr7VR4

youtube.com/watch?v=CCRAJHD6mnQ

“And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!”
He chortled in his joy.

T'was brillig...

That guy looks very American though

>implying he was completely unaware
Some people on pol aren't apologists and sympathizers

>says Nigger looks white
>calls me mutt

GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU
GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME
DOWN THERE IN THE MOSQUE IS WHERE I WANNA BE

MO SALAH LA LA LA LA LA

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

>ignores my post completely
okay lad

Last night I dreamt I went to 'r9k' again.

>"THE TORIES!!! THE TORIES!!! THE TORIES!!!"

youtu.be/k-_X-uO3I-Y

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YESSSS GET IN MY SON

>>>implying he was completely unaware
G O A L P O S T S

tha souf fc will rise again

How does the Britmutt meme even work? You're a nation of immigrant lads.

The Amerimutt meme is way funnier than your derivative rubbish

Who's watching Emirates Cup match between Wigan and Man City

Fooking love watching the Emirates Cup me

>makes speech in front of bus with claim on it
>G-G-G O A L P O S T S
.

youtu.be/SwcKhhuA7pA

ME WHITE U BROWN

poo-poo's and wee-wee's

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>argue with lass
>she blocks me
>she readds me
>add her back "whats up"
>"user fuck off"

FUCKING SOUND MATE FUCKING SOUND FUCKING NICE ONE LASS

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fuck yeah i like ur attitude

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oh shit i forgot that was on, thanks m8

Fuck off kike shill, Trump is 10 times the leader granny May ever could be

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>Granny may
She's younger than Trump

>gee, wonder who this could be

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Thread's over

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It's just gallows humour, we're all fucked

Thanks, UKIP for taking any retard in and allowing constant in-fighting. great optics, faggots.

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>norf
ull regret this
me tell long nose tribe

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Thread was awful to begin with. This is a blessing.

UKIP are and always have been trash. We could've been better off with the BNP and Nick "I'm going to pay you £50,000 to fuck off" Griffin.

based heebs

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Bongs add 20 years because they all age like shit

Based, keep em coming Ameribro.

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Americans don't age because they die at 30 from obesity

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>USA openly hates colonialism and its key aim for the century is to destroy european empires
>germany wants to guarantee the safety and even protect the british empire
>we ally with america anyway
>complain when we get cucked by usa over colonies

what did the british leadership mean by this?

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brainlet

>20 posts by this ID
>all screenshots
What's your problem bud?

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>porn ban
What the fuck why is nobody here discussing this.

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We can just go to blockbusters and get a porno VHS mate.

We've already discussed what a fantastic idea it is. Don't just appear in a random thread and get mad when the topic isn't what you want.

Clever, but Bongs die of gingivitis way earlier. Only the rich live to age like shit. Rekt teeth meme coming back

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How many obese people have nice teeth?

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She finally got her real kang. No more Metro PCS for Meghan!

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The Catholic Church survives by abiding political currents - when Fascist movements were exhibiting real dominance in Europe amidst the crisis of Bolshevism, the Church hierarchy threw its lot in with the nationalist Right - when Americanism fully penetrated Europe's political cultures, the Church adopted the ''values'' of Social Democracy (albeit with some token reservations).

In the United States, the number of white faithful is dwindling, while Latinos are just as pious as their parents and are steadily increasing their numbers. The future belongs to people like that, there, here, and everywhere else. Its why people can rest assured that liberalism will be resolved by extinguishing itself. In 50-100 years, people will get to the business of settling accounts again.

Put on your red shoes and dance the blues.

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You have to eat so much

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>Americans
>Teeth
At least rednecks are logically consistent. If it's okay to circumcise to reduce your chance of getting dick cancer, then knocking out a few teeth to reduce the chance of contracting oral infections should be equally valid.

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WE REALLY KANGZ NOW!1!!1!

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>posts picture of poor people who can't afford insurance
S-S-SEE!11! L-LIAR1!1!!

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Lads
do you think the average normie, the majority of Brits, believe the 'rusha' shit or not?
I'm out of touch with society desu so I can't tell... ;_;

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t. May

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>People who can't afford insurance
Aka Trump supporters

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Shitlibs do

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the average normie doesnt care about politics really

Only heard one lad talk about it and he does, total retard though

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What does that have to do with what we're discussing, aye faggot?

t. May

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Pic related are American supermodels - and Trump supporters no doubt.

Both of you will die alone with your degenerate porn collections.

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J
U
S
T

>optics
"well the country turned brown and muslamic in my lifetime but thank god i didn't show my power level by actually saying what my views were in public"

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Hot.

>implying I watch porn

I've objectively improved this thread.

Great now fuck off

And you will fill out your parents' credit card details to browse Cred Forums

WE

>Mogg for PM

Says the American.

And you'll still die alone with your porn collection.

WUZ

will it even be possible to access Cred Forums.org when this comes in? seeing how this website hosts pornographic content. i mean access anonymously obviously. idiots can still watch porn if they give all their details to pornhub

hopefully they wil do what EE does and only filter the porn boards, fuck may and fuck women "people"

This little man here is the founder of England as if there was any question.

I'm not talking about the fringe or uni students
I mean the dead average normie
Yeah I know they don't care at all to dig in
But when they see the headlines, or they hear it on LBC
Do they actually believe it?
I.e. do they think
>"ha ha, yeah, fuggin rusha..." (and then move on)
or
>"sounds bizarre, probs another lie. but whatever..." (and then move on)
?
only one eh? interesting...

youtube.com/watch?v=yblNFY-3mSs
was it all for nothing?
can we fight back against mahmood, or are we just treading mud?

WTF? I'm high church protestant now. Will you be going to the Bishopette's sermon this evening?

BRITS

Theresa may should have resigned after her last attempt to hand over rule to Labor
>I think she was intentionally trying to throw the snap election so Brexit could be thrown out and not have the Tories to blame for it.

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toit. like a toiger.
>you can tell by his toit pants

Do you even know what a vpn is grandad? Jesus Christ, the government can't block shit. They've ""blocked"" all kinds of streaming sites. But with a vpn app i download for free i can easily get around it. Like you these fucks are tech illiterate, getting around these "blocks" is fucking Childs play.

the British Donald Trump

misogyny is an absolutely reasonable position to take for 70% of males

>Do you even know what a vpn is grandad?
is that where you pay someone to log all your web traffic?

>tfw they didn't do the Discworld movies before the total blackening of Hollywood

Why is perfidious anglo into acid attacks now?

this is absolute bullshit

Rex toitus Britanniae means King of all of Britain.

>now
youtube.com/watch?v=jeWaXEhAORQ
it's tradition

The most we can hope is that they just never adapt them

How does it feel to make WE tier claims true for Niggers, Bongs? Say it with me PRINCESS MEGHAN!

The whites have turned bangledeshi

You pay them and they mail you all the latest web pages for free. You get a free AOL cd rom that runs with windows 95. Now excuse me i must be off the net now, Mum wants to use the phone.

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I think the best thing is that in the USA she is considered a white American. If you asked an American to describe her it would be as white.

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You literally made a nigger the most powerful man on our entire planet. Hardly in a position to talk, now are we?

>i now pronounce you... man and cheddar woman

Whos the white man there COLONISING the 56%er then?

Treading mud user.

England and Britain is dying, there is a demographic time bomb that will explode in the next 20 years or so that will propel the multi-wived benefits pufnded Islamic army ahead of native brits in terms of men of fighting age, we have about 70 years left of overall majority, but 80% of our people will be old.

Buckle up, we are going to know what it is to become a minority in our own countries and we may even see the start of our own genocide.

The facial expression makes sense now.

bros, wtf is our lad harry doing with a dog like her? how did he come to the decision to marry her? what has she done to tie him up in marriage? she's a 6/10 at best

i'm prediction a divorce within 2 years

alot, must be a british thing
t. city nigger

youtube.com/watch?v=GIA17H-b7Qs

Yeah for only 8 eight years, but family, family is forever based on Bong information collected off the interweb
okay

Some beta wanker who can't get 4/10 white gal

Obama was a proud Englishman.

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>goalposts moved this far in one post span
Wew.

So he settled for a 10/10 burger, a quintessential american. You do know she'll become the face of the US to brits? So pretty accurate tbhq.

the cheddarboy of legend

Testing. grey.

youtube.com/watch?v=kp8PmgPW_AI

Hi : )

praise kek
>grey

Holy shit this is by far one of the worst threads of all time

And it's because of you

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Touche Bong, touche. Your lucky I've been up for 18 hours or I'd have a snappy come back

wow brilliant

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Guess you werent here last night when eddies mind finally snapped then?

>0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,1
not me today

>grey

You're embarrassing.
Not only is the US in a much better position than us in almost every single way, it was the US that so easily cast aside Britain to the history books. It's pathetic that you're trying to argue with them as if from any place of authority. Stop LARPing

both of you post some edgy dark dance music right now please

youtube.com/watch?v=WGNiBC9Z8rk

>Not only is the US in a much better position than us in almost every single way
Except demographically which is pretty much the main concern of everybody in this thread.

The sad thing is I actually know where you're from, I just can't bring it upon myself to agree with some fat scouser living in a car just trying to be arrogant because I know you've fuck all to back it up with and if I push this issue you'll just start spamming "TEH FOCKIN SUEZ CANAL" or "THA MANHATTAN PROJECT."

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Stfu captain blackpill, how many posts till your thin fkn alcohol sodden grp on reality goes walkabout and you start capsposting again. Last night was just embarassing. Sub pube tier. Fat cock.

less minions more edgy dark dance music

Tf? Is Britain really that small

m.youtube.com/watch?v=UoD_Jsyu_D8

You have to be 18 in order to post on Cred Forums.

Nice knowing you all, Brit/pol/.

What do you mean? He's been posting in here for nearly a year. It's no secret that he lives in a car.

you love this song
I always post this in response

youtube.com/watch?v=uT3SBzmDxGk

Eddie is a fat alcoholic whose homeless and lives in his car. This is the man lecturing us about modern britain ffd

This is my first time in Bong/pol/ I don't know these things

He was Irish I thought

Fuck right off

Well you've just had your first interaction with the fattest and scummiest cunt in the British Isles today.

lurk less and go

Kek, right enough.

>voted overwhelmingly
>lowest turn out of any age demographic

I know who he is I was in the last thread too, I always post Meghan pics in /ptg/ too

You're obviously underaged considering your poor grasp of the English language.

Sapper ed, sapper ed
Sapper ed, hes got no bed
Sleeps out in his motor
The big fat fucking bloater
Eating limes and corned beef out the can

Sapper ed sapper ed
Sapper ed, cant afford bread
Used to be a shovel monkey
Now he sucks off junkies
Dying of exposure in his car

Sapper ed sapper ed
Sapper ed, whats wrong with his head?
Cant into fascism
Cunt must have autism
What a total total utter mong

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Eddie must have a massive head

That's where he keeps his car survival skills and his knowledge on codified constitutions.

I can't view webms

he stores rum in his cheeks like a mouse with nuts

Sad. That one's funny.

I never bothered to find out how too on Mac

nigger we got feelings ya know.

Fuck off you cheeky cunt. I am probably old enough to be your dad (assuming you ever met him) and definately old enough to put my size 12 so far up your scrote you'll be tasting ball sweat for a week. Just on a tablet is all, typing fast and i have big hands.

Post some comfy snaps of your car interior Eddie.

The absolute state of political discussion with my family

what tablet

Thats not even a mobile phone, its a tablet...

dumb frogposter

lol i thought you were on eccies or something and the big hands was a donald trump reference now i ge tit

youtube.com/watch?v=BZabjNlrOEo

Samsung A10

>he thinks Britain isn't in demographic free fall far worse than the US
>he thinks that a nation of globalised degenerates is okay as long as theyre white
It doesn't matter how you approach your shit larp session, it falls apart at the slightest glance

Gay cunt.

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Nice political discussion going on

Just a thread about some mong who lives in his car and a shitload of other bellend poor neets who still live with mummy calling him a waster etc

Let me guess? GOaoaoaoaallllll?

THEY CAN CRUSH OUR BRICK BUILDINGS
THEY CAN TRAMPLE UPON OUR FAKE DEMONKIKE POLITICIANS
BUT LAY THEIR EYES UPON THE SUN THAT IS OUR SPIRIT AND THEY SHALL BURN ETERNAL

>this is what Bongs look like

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GOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's up with all these tripfag/namefags in Bong pol?

Q2 which is right?

It wasn't my LARP session, I just responded to your post because I can't stand the arrogance of this cunt who sleeps in a car but wants to comment on the requirements of 12 year olds on Cred Forums for what makes a good country.

By pretty much every standard you're judging by, which, again, is the standards of the same LARPtards you're criticising that inhabit Cred Forums, besides the inner workings of politics, we're doing better.

youtube.com/watch?v=-bzWSJG93P8

>ywn overlook your thousands of cloned minions standing in unison

Hajen ready to press two dead-man switches
Yomama
Harishian dual-wielding
Raya made animeshan real

>iceBERG
jesus everytime

Eddie lives in a car and did 10 minutes on the Open University which makes him an expert on constitutional law.

Steerpike is an unironic 28 year old virgin.

Cope is a nigger.

I don't think any other tripmongs left are worth mentioning asides from that, though I'll be forgetting at least one.

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the jews have killed the spirit in your young and replaced it with trickery, hopefully I am proven wrong on that.

And with his vorpal sword went Snicker-Snack, Snicker-Snack, Snicker-Snicker-Snicker Snaaack

>open university
I was actually thinking of doing that a couple years back top kek

Based.

I swear to god you faggots would argue water is dry using me living in my car as your only country point.
Not to comfy atm as just ate and preped tomorrow's work meal

youtube.com/watch?v=B9MShtCg4fk

>ywn overlook your allotments brimming with vegetables and life

>America is doing better than Britain
Written constitutions win again :)

>if only you knew how bad things really were

Retard

How much money are you saving by doing this?

At least my house doesn't have wheels.

How many times have I BTFO you now kid?

He's saving fuck all. If anything, he's losing valuable time. He'll say it was voluntarily, but a woman forced him into it.

See how insecure he is?

THE BURNING FIRE IN MY HEART GLOWS WHITE HOT, AND THE EMBERS THAT GLOW IN THE NIGHT WILL IGNITE YOUR SPIRIT TOO

I CANNOT BE BLINDED, BROTHER user, FOR I AM THE SUN ITSELF

Yeah i heard he was bullied into it too. Rumour going round.

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>He'll say it was voluntarily, but a woman forced him into it.
Quick rundown?

It seems the anonymongs are still restless

There's this snake with tits that Eddie brought back from Afghanistan when he deserted from the military. And she controls his life.

As Eddie said, "normies" don't give a fuck about politics

it'll be alright eddie stay strong

>deserted from the military
Tf? This isn’t Bong pol, fucking hilarious level of shit

how do you plan on getting rid of your political cucks so they don't jew anymore young people into the cult?

Unironically true. He'll admit it too. He'll sugar coat it, and make it sound less cowardly, but he's a genuine deserter living in his car.

What's worse is, he's a pirate now.

NEW

>this isn't bong pol
implying this isn't the only funny thread on this whole fucking website

HAVE FAITH, BROTHER

THE STRONG WILL NOT FALL BECAUSE THEY BURN BRIGHT

THE DEMONKIKES WILL NOT HOLD US IN THEIR GANGLY HANDS, FOR THEIR SKIN WOULD FALL AWAY

I DO NOT NEED TO SAVE THOSE WHO ARE PREYED UPON

I NEED ONLY SEE THEIR LIGHT OF HUMAN LIBERTY AND TRUST

AND YOU CAN TOO, BROTHER

LET THE BEST PASS FIRST