How did you celebrate president's day?

Elijah Green
Elijah Green

pic related

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Cameron Hughes
Cameron Hughes

huge bun tiny burger syndrome

Ian Allen
Ian Allen

Hamburgers are not good.

Jonathan Kelly
Jonathan Kelly

By not fucking up my food... and I had a gyro.

Daniel Walker
Daniel Walker

By forgetting that it's President's Day unless someone else brings it up because it's a meme holiday for businesses to sell shit to us

Sebastian Sullivan
Sebastian Sullivan

That's not how you make a burger pattie.. don't they teach you how to make a proper burger in elementary school there?

Liam Williams
Liam Williams

For some reason Cred Forums is notorious for posting shit, depressing meals. It's quite sad

Jayden Flores
Jayden Flores

Purchased firearms.

Bentley Reed
Bentley Reed

make the connection between the bun size and your patty size then kill yourself

Cooper Lee
Cooper Lee

Went shooting until it rained. Had fun.

Oliver Martin
Oliver Martin

I'll be making some burgs in a bit too. Going to get blazed first though. WEEED BRO

James Young
James Young

This looks pretty legit

Austin Rogers
Austin Rogers

why did your pumpkin have hockey puck inside

Nolan Morales
Nolan Morales

You can still pull this off, slice the patty sideways three times then cut them into half circles and arrange the pieces overlapping each other with the straight sides facing inward.

Juan Sanchez
Juan Sanchez

Most western holidays have become largely commercialized

Logan Sanchez
Logan Sanchez

Your citizenship has been revoked.

Luke Long
Luke Long

Unfortunately I was out of cheese. I just used a shitload of caramelized onions.

Blake Perez
Blake Perez

I can understand Christmas, but with President's Day there's not even any attempt to connect it to the theme of the day. Kids who have today off from school aren't sitting at home pondering how great Abraham Lincoln was, nor would he give a shit people getting half off their washing machine or some shit

Hunter Ramirez
Hunter Ramirez

leaf gourmet burger - fuck off

Nathan Ortiz
Nathan Ortiz

burger meme

Tyler Sanchez
Tyler Sanchez

i only see 56% of a burger

Daniel King
Daniel King

Come at me bro

Easton Allen
Easton Allen

That is a meatball not a burger. Deport yourself now.

Matthew Scott
Matthew Scott

Burgers, get your shit together. If there is one thing you fat-asses should be able to produce, then its' one delicious burger!

Brayden Cook
Brayden Cook

Holy shit, this $14 steak was bigger than that. Never leave your trailer park, OP.

Nicholas Parker
Nicholas Parker

u mirin?

Adrian Rogers
Adrian Rogers

Would explain why they're always mad.

Anthony Williams
Anthony Williams

did your dog vomit on that ?

Gavin Richardson
Gavin Richardson

I prefer a nice black cock instead of a burg
wow, i'm shocked

Grayson Barnes
Grayson Barnes

1$ hotdogs from sonic

Camden Flores
Camden Flores

No, that's topped with baby shit.

Nicholas Perez
Nicholas Perez

Didn’t know it was presidents’ day. I don’t watch Television* so I never get advertisements.

Oliver Davis
Oliver Davis

Eggs, potatoes, red substance, Bread like substance topped with Jewish cum. Meat like substance topped with diarrhea.

Jace Clark
Jace Clark

It's house-made hummus, you swine.

Ian Lewis
Ian Lewis

The big tipoff should have been that the markets were closed today, faggot.

Robert Perez
Robert Perez

Is there a difference?

Lincoln Wilson
Lincoln Wilson

Yeah, you can actually afford to eat baby shit and dog vomit.

Isaiah Evans
Isaiah Evans

hipster cheeseburger

William Martin
William Martin

I'm just gonna leave this here

Hudson Rivera
Hudson Rivera

Poor burger construction, patty was made too thick, the meat contracts when you cook it so if you're not careful you'll wind up with a fucked up meatball instead of a burger.

If you want more meat in your burger don't make a thicker patty, make multiple smaller ones.

Noah Powell
Noah Powell

Implying that I would pay any attention to the market*. Also, I only buy from people I know personally.

Jayden Evans
Jayden Evans

Since when can you guys those with an EBT card?

John Perez
John Perez

not eating well done
plebians

Nathaniel Hernandez
Nathaniel Hernandez

Rest your meat.

Lincoln Perez
Lincoln Perez

Yuck, well I wouldn't want to see what their human-made hummus is

Samuel Murphy
Samuel Murphy

What a fag.

Owen Carter
Owen Carter

stocks you nigger

Henry Diaz
Henry Diaz

Rested for ~12 minutes under foil.

Juan Wilson
Juan Wilson

Overcooked, no char and full of grisel, go ahead and keep it.

Jaxon Williams
Jaxon Williams

medium rare

Ew. Well done please.
And where's the catsup?

Wyatt Brown
Wyatt Brown

Since when can you guys those
Lol, swing and a miss.
memeflags
Nuff said.

Ian Robinson
Ian Robinson

I fucking luv hamburgers but ketchup is for kids.

Chase Hill
Chase Hill

why is there so much hate for well done?
the carbon tastes amazing.

Owen Bennett
Owen Bennett

learn how to cook buddy

Nicholas Hall
Nicholas Hall

hummus jew has to point out a typo
have a second helping, Shlomo

Landon Russell
Landon Russell

what would your pointers be?

Colton Gray
Colton Gray

You dare to call yourself an American with such a dishonorable display. Lord above, curse you.

Kayden Price
Kayden Price

I still dressed it up a bit with some pickles. Can we get back to celebrating trump? You burgers just fighting about burgers.

Blake Evans
Blake Evans

that sad burger
no timestamp

You have failed your countrymen.

Samuel Nelson
Samuel Nelson

That's all you've got after tripping over your own feet and embarrassing yourself? Lol, stay poor, Cletus.
By the way, here's what I had there before the steak. It's smoked salmon.
t. Jew

Christopher Ortiz
Christopher Ortiz

ITT: wypipo

Asher Hernandez
Asher Hernandez

You need to be gassed.

Christopher Baker
Christopher Baker

With an undersized, oddly shaped hamburger with nothing on it? Fuckin' blandest way to celebrate possible.

Ryder Brown
Ryder Brown

Just for the record, I'm actually not poor. I'm usually one of the douchebags telling people how much money I have and what cars I own.

I didn't take a picture, but I made steak sammiches the other night with prime filets. They were $35 per pound.

Also, is that big boy filet under that egg more than 3oz?

Samuel Jackson
Samuel Jackson

Played doom with pic related. Also played a bit of fortnite.

Ryan Garcia
Ryan Garcia

I-i'm rich, t-too . . !
I just don't have p-proof . . heh . . . btfo . .
Sure thing, champ.

Joshua Kelly
Joshua Kelly

I got a job today.

Carter Diaz
Carter Diaz

A little to much sauce for my taste, but beside that nice burger.

Adam Lopez
Adam Lopez

idk, i bought a bottle and day drank

Blake Rivera
Blake Rivera

Exactly like that. Great burger.

Adam Watson
Adam Watson

'mater sammich
Patrician taste friendo. I made 3lbs of hamburger helper with venison and broccoli....

Kayden Ross
Kayden Ross

too greasy

Easton Evans
Easton Evans

eating raw meat
falling for the le ebin le WELL DONE MEAT DOESN'T HAS TATSE mene

Enjoy you're botulism....

Lincoln Foster
Lincoln Foster

Can tell by your hand alone you're a fat piece of shit.
also
mutated fingernails
WTF

Jackson Davis
Jackson Davis

Looks shitty

Dylan Morales
Dylan Morales

Yes. Are you a professional chef or something?

Lucas Perry
Lucas Perry

What? Chimichurri sauce or something? What's wrong with salt and pepper?

Ayden Gutierrez
Ayden Gutierrez

WELL DONE MEAT DOESN'T HAS TATSE
It literally doesn't.
If you burnt garlic in oil it would have more taste.

Isaac Lee
Isaac Lee

Are you an actual chef too? Really impressive. Gimme!

Austin Reyes
Austin Reyes

Went to school. Almost went to Whataburger. Just had mashed potatoes and green peas and my buddy is almost at my house to smoke a little.

Nathan Gonzalez
Nathan Gonzalez

Show tits.

Jeremiah Carter
Jeremiah Carter

The potatoes look well done I'm just curious as to your choices. Never seen a steak like that, there are grill marks but I can't even tell if it's seared

Connor Johnson
Connor Johnson

I've seen those shitty potatoes elsewhere in this thread.

Asher Green
Asher Green

Holy shit, what's up with amerimutts and ugly ass hands?

Benjamin Hill
Benjamin Hill

Amerimutts
that is clearly a spic

Jackson Allen
Jackson Allen

Imagine being this jealous of a plate of food.

William Smith
William Smith

Needs more saignant, mon frère

Jose Phillips
Jose Phillips

Jesus Christ! Didn't notice. Purge the mutant!

Samuel Moore
Samuel Moore

Cletus needs to be gassed.

Anthony Powell
Anthony Powell

There a difference between amerimutt and a spic now?

Jayden Price
Jayden Price

now you, faggot

Ryder Peterson
Ryder Peterson

Beyond autistic form of serving.
Enjoy you cheap "steak"

Brayden Cruz
Brayden Cruz

looks dry m8

Alexander Thompson
Alexander Thompson

The Mexicans are worse. They always want to prove they're white and then you get to see a pic of a fucking fat arm.

Luis Cooper
Luis Cooper

clubbed nails
You have something seriously wrong with your lungs and/or heart. Get to a doctor.

Lucas Parker
Lucas Parker

the same difference between you and a paki/chink i.e. none. fuck you

Aaron Mitchell
Aaron Mitchell

Is there a difference between a Muslim and a Canadian?

Jacob Hall
Jacob Hall

What kind of fish is this?

Nicholas Torres
Nicholas Torres

I know this is bait, but it is a good cut.

Kayden Myers
Kayden Myers

I went and got my ribs checked out.Turns out they are not broken.But it hurts like hell.I came home,watched a few movies.Come 5pm,cooked a rare steak,drank 6 beer,and watched mike enoch wipe the floor with someone on JF g's bloodsport.Atm,drinking gay creme de menthe,,Watching ufc ,smoking,,and wondering how our ethnostate can come into being.

Luke Gray
Luke Gray

have you never seen a burger before? why would you post a picture of a patty that you can tell you fucked up by just a glance at it? this is how i made my first few burgers too but i knew something was wrong and i wouldnt post it on the internet lol. you gotta flatten that shit and flip it a couple times man, that shit looks retarded

Hudson James
Hudson James

I must disappoint you boys. Euro here just on a contract job in leafland. Half German, half Pole, pure aryan stock, blonde hair, blue eyes, 6ft.
Stay mad el goblino.

James Sanders
James Sanders

good
pretty excellent

Dylan Walker
Dylan Walker

No by being lazy pos on your couch.

Michael Lopez
Michael Lopez

ok,,,,have fun,,

Wyatt Jenkins
Wyatt Jenkins

not*

Andrew Ramirez
Andrew Ramirez

half Pole, pure aryan stock
Kys yourself

Ryder Stewart
Ryder Stewart

love a good rissole

Julian Lee
Julian Lee

didn't post to take pride in my bbq abilities

I wanted to show you how i celebrated the God Emperor today

Josiah Robinson
Josiah Robinson

Worst fucking chain ever.

Jack Rivera
Jack Rivera

its mutt fingers

Gavin Mitchell
Gavin Mitchell

Shut up toothpaste. You're grumpy. Sounds like you didn't have your share of Ahmeds dick today.

Nathaniel James
Nathaniel James

being so insecure about what anonymous Jews think of your wealth on a Malaysian basket weaving forum, an image of hummus is enough to force you into your dad's car and take a picture of his dash
Make sure you give his keys back when you're done winning on the internet, lad.

Christian Campbell
Christian Campbell

Well, take a pic of your hand and prove you are a spic.

Elijah Mitchell
Elijah Mitchell

chips with a burger
???

Landon Price
Landon Price

A pole, by definition, is not an aryan.

Nolan Fisher
Nolan Fisher

can't back up what you say
shocking

Grayson Morgan
Grayson Morgan

Get the fuck out of this country you disgusting fucking wetback.

Kayden Morris
Kayden Morris

But they look very fancy. Better than the burger.

Asher Lopez
Asher Lopez

Cheers from Newfoundland,m8s.Slainte.

Levi Lewis
Levi Lewis

Aryan as defined by uncle Adolf is by definition dubious altogether soo... settle down.
Ahmed not home yet?

Brandon Moore
Brandon Moore

by having a faggot prime minister.

Tyler Gray
Tyler Gray

Grilled tenderloin wrapped in bacon.

Bottle of American bourbon (one shot each).

Re-reading David T. Hardy's Origins and Development of the Second Amendment

Shooting metal and paper.

Lighting the annual candles for my ancestors who worked with Washington and served in the First Congress.

Nolan Long
Nolan Long

It's an excuse for .gov workers to take the day off.

Kevin Thomas
Kevin Thomas

Being blonde make me white

Nigger I'm blonde, if blonde and being half german is all there is to being white, then I guess I'm white.

Blake Gonzalez
Blake Gonzalez

Just a concerned diner.

Carson Morris
Carson Morris

maybe you should have celebrated him a little better

Alexander Gutierrez
Alexander Gutierrez

back to /ck/ bro, we're more kind to one another.
p.s. that "burger" looks like a round slop of solid shit. do better m8.

Jace Smith
Jace Smith

Culinary hint:

Next time, slap a bacon press on that fucker, and flip it a few times. Damn, man.

Nicholas Gutierrez
Nicholas Gutierrez

Meh, I've already given you two photos of food that costs more than your monthly allowance, little guy, but you are pretty funny.

Jackson Hernandez
Jackson Hernandez

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Charles Morales
Charles Morales

But injun and Mexican admixtures make you a mutt.
How hard is it to comprehend shit for brains?

Xavier Lewis
Xavier Lewis

I went to work.

Nathan Morris
Nathan Morris

Fuck you, we took the day off from building and maintaining YOUR infrastructure...and went to the range.

Eli Sanchez
Eli Sanchez

take a pic of your hand with a timestamp or you're not white mohammed.

Jayden Green
Jayden Green

Your obsession with this 'Ahmed' is gay and disturbing.

Carson Diaz
Carson Diaz

Thanks, user.

Camden Murphy
Camden Murphy

driving a overpriced sports car that I could easily beat light to light with my 2005 mid sized truck that has 175,000km on it

What is the point in driving that thing?

Aiden King
Aiden King

We could do brokerage account shots next. I'd surely have Daddy's password for that, right?

Carson Harris
Carson Harris

Overcooked.

Christian Howard
Christian Howard

disgusting heretic go fucking neck yourself

Leo Bennett
Leo Bennett

LOL...

They do 10's with a flash. 9's with a turbo upgrade...

Leo Mitchell
Leo Mitchell

Ketchup
Cum/ass juice on toast
Poo on steak
Breakfast potatoes diced not shredded or sliced
Literally all you needed was butter and salt.
Kys.

Carter Nguyen
Carter Nguyen

slept all day. been working for 10 days straight.

Michael Martinez
Michael Martinez

youtube.com/watch?v=V1x-LbrP4Dg

You really are a leaf, aren't you?

Liam Green
Liam Green

that burger

OH NO NO

AHUEHUEHUHUAHUAHUA

Jason Walker
Jason Walker

Always amazed at how shit some peoples cooking skills are.
Scratch that, most people can't cook

Nathan Thompson
Nathan Thompson

that burger looks like shit mate and I'm not even a burger

you should be sent to Gitmo t b h

Owen Myers
Owen Myers

DO IT FAGGOT

Jeremiah Lee
Jeremiah Lee

hummus is for sand niggers and faggots.

Owen Butler
Owen Butler

I live in Vancouver and regularly beat these exact same cars with the flash and turbo that the Chinese drive, I have a 5.9L motor in my truck with mods, what does that have? a 3.6l v6?

Juan Jackson
Juan Jackson

Wow, considering they've been out for less than a year with the new motor and that Canada never got an RS3 till this generation. Good story tho!

Jaxon Carter
Jaxon Carter

Longer rest, cut it against the grain. Its not hard.

Joshua Parker
Joshua Parker

burgers with lettuce instead of buns. god bless this nation

Henry Martin
Henry Martin

It’s called importing vehicles. Now post your investment totals

Julian Thomas
Julian Thomas

No, just use cast iron.

Nathaniel Scott
Nathaniel Scott

Learn to cook.

Jeremiah Howard
Jeremiah Howard

I build and repair roads. When it's to hard for the city workers they call us.

t. Private sector construction machine operator

Carter Campbell
Carter Campbell

t. drumpfcuck

Matthew Campbell
Matthew Campbell

Vancouver
that the Chinese drive (meaning they are fucking import)

Did you even read that response or just trying to be a internet tough guy, whats dads allowance this month?

Oliver Sanchez
Oliver Sanchez

I have before multiple times, sadly :(

Not one of you faggots ever post shit. Are you guys actually all NEET losers?

James Brown
James Brown

Post portfolio totals, quit stalling

Ryder Baker
Ryder Baker

Not an internet tough guy. You're the idiot asking if it has a 3.6L v6. Does ANY Audi have a fucking 3.6L v6, you dumb nigger? Let alone would they be able to stuff it in a fucking transverse car?...

I don't get an allowance. I'm just not a complete loser.

William Walker
William Walker

just trying to be a internet tough guy
I could easily beat light to light with my 2005 mid sized truck that has 175,000km on it

Amazing you wrote that without being aware of how retarded your previous post is. Your truck isnt beating shit unless it is been stripped of all weight or modded up the butt.

Ian Garcia
Ian Garcia

i was thinking about this the other day. you know how the best part of chips is the crispy bits? well americans took it to the extreme, now think about potato chips (crisps) they are just the crispy part of the chips! increadibly no one but me has ever noticed this before. chips are just crispy chips!

Juan Adams
Juan Adams

by going to work you lazy shit.

Luis Powell
Luis Powell

L E A F
E
A
F

Adam Reyes
Adam Reyes

With a big glass of ORANGE juice

Landon Nelson
Landon Nelson

my god you talk like a fag and cook like one.

Kayden Powell
Kayden Powell

hamburger helper
L0Lno poorfag

Hudson Gutierrez
Hudson Gutierrez

talk like
this is writing, Cletus

Jason Cook
Jason Cook

I'm super impressed. You are so cool. Can I suck your dick?

Brayden Turner
Brayden Turner

Why do you have curdled cum on your fries, leaf?

Jaxson Campbell
Jaxson Campbell

bon appetit

Julian Torres
Julian Torres

you've got to leave leaf

Jace Cruz
Jace Cruz

I watched all of John Adams and drank Evan Williams all day.

James Sanchez
James Sanchez

You have the nails of a 3 pack a day smoker.

Bentley Diaz
Bentley Diaz

How do you like that compared to Johnny Walker?

Blake Sanchez
Blake Sanchez

just an easy way for me to use the hundreds of lbs of venison in the freezer. A change up from chili or spaghetti.

Kayden Allen
Kayden Allen

I wish I'd seen this thread before dinner or I'd have posted a picture of my burger, too.

Lincoln Martinez
Lincoln Martinez

Here you go muttmerican

Jonathan White
Jonathan White

Lose some fucking weight. I can smell you.

Parker Long
Parker Long

Just by your thumb I can tell you're a subhuman

Thomas Ross
Thomas Ross

you must live in a trail park, you greasy basterd.

Henry Martin
Henry Martin

get fucked pollack, your kind are not needed for contract toilet cleaning

Luis King
Luis King

I dressed up like a girl and got fucked by several large black cocks. They bred my sissy pussy.

Hunter Turner
Hunter Turner

GAS

Dominic Gray
Dominic Gray

Pedro, Jose. There is no reason to get mad.

Joshua Wilson
Joshua Wilson

Chilli cheese fries

Asher Rodriguez
Asher Rodriguez

You must be Canadian

Wyatt Nguyen
Wyatt Nguyen

What will you call the baby?

Noah Robinson
Noah Robinson

I found it's mostly Canadians who do dumb dumb jobs around here. My team doesn't have a single Canadian, even though we work with locals. All engineers on board including myself are Euro or Asian.
Stay mad leaf. I literally forgot your country even exists before I got posted here.

Andrew Garcia
Andrew Garcia

Look gud af

Owen Ward
Owen Ward

you sound like a temporary foreign worker

Kevin Carter
Kevin Carter

only need 5

John Turner
John Turner

Tyrone

Levi Brown
Levi Brown

Why is it so small? 2lb Rib Eye or go home

Jacob Anderson
Jacob Anderson

If you talk about black mens penis more than they do you are in fact a faggot.
Get some new insults dude.

Christopher Turner
Christopher Turner

i cut grass, made a pulled pork sandwich and cole slaw, ate a couple boiled eggs for a snack, watched goonies with my son, shot my dads .44, changed the oil in the 4-wheeler and played skyrim.

Jose Mitchell
Jose Mitchell

dis comfy

Dominic Scott
Dominic Scott

no tidepod sauce

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