How did you celebrate president's day?
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huge bun tiny burger syndrome
Hamburgers are not good.
By not fucking up my food... and I had a gyro.
By forgetting that it's President's Day unless someone else brings it up because it's a meme holiday for businesses to sell shit to us
That's not how you make a burger pattie.. don't they teach you how to make a proper burger in elementary school there?
For some reason Cred Forums is notorious for posting shit, depressing meals. It's quite sad
make the connection between the bun size and your patty size then kill yourself
Went shooting until it rained. Had fun.
I'll be making some burgs in a bit too. Going to get blazed first though. WEEED BRO
This looks pretty legit
why did your pumpkin have hockey puck inside
You can still pull this off, slice the patty sideways three times then cut them into half circles and arrange the pieces overlapping each other with the straight sides facing inward.
Most western holidays have become largely commercialized
Your citizenship has been revoked.
Unfortunately I was out of cheese. I just used a shitload of caramelized onions.
I can understand Christmas, but with President's Day there's not even any attempt to connect it to the theme of the day. Kids who have today off from school aren't sitting at home pondering how great Abraham Lincoln was, nor would he give a shit people getting half off their washing machine or some shit
leaf gourmet burger - fuck off
i only see 56% of a burger
Come at me bro
That is a meatball not a burger. Deport yourself now.
Burgers, get your shit together. If there is one thing you fat-asses should be able to produce, then its' one delicious burger!
Holy shit, this $14 steak was bigger than that. Never leave your trailer park, OP.
Would explain why they're always mad.
did your dog vomit on that ?
I prefer a nice black cock instead of a burg
wow, i'm shocked
1$ hotdogs from sonic
No, that's topped with baby shit.
Didn’t know it was presidents’ day. I don’t watch Television* so I never get advertisements.
Eggs, potatoes, red substance, Bread like substance topped with Jewish cum. Meat like substance topped with diarrhea.
It's house-made hummus, you swine.
The big tipoff should have been that the markets were closed today, faggot.
Is there a difference?
Yeah, you can actually afford to eat baby shit and dog vomit.
I'm just gonna leave this here
Poor burger construction, patty was made too thick, the meat contracts when you cook it so if you're not careful you'll wind up with a fucked up meatball instead of a burger.
If you want more meat in your burger don't make a thicker patty, make multiple smaller ones.
Implying that I would pay any attention to the market*. Also, I only buy from people I know personally.
Since when can you guys those with an EBT card?
not eating well done
Rest your meat.
Yuck, well I wouldn't want to see what their human-made hummus is
What a fag.
stocks you nigger
Rested for ~12 minutes under foil.
Overcooked, no char and full of grisel, go ahead and keep it.
Ew. Well done please.
And where's the catsup?
Since when can you guys those
Lol, swing and a miss.
I fucking luv hamburgers but ketchup is for kids.
why is there so much hate for well done?
the carbon tastes amazing.
learn how to cook buddy
hummus jew has to point out a typo
have a second helping, Shlomo
what would your pointers be?
You dare to call yourself an American with such a dishonorable display. Lord above, curse you.
I still dressed it up a bit with some pickles. Can we get back to celebrating trump? You burgers just fighting about burgers.
that sad burger
You have failed your countrymen.
That's all you've got after tripping over your own feet and embarrassing yourself? Lol, stay poor, Cletus.
By the way, here's what I had there before the steak. It's smoked salmon.
You need to be gassed.
With an undersized, oddly shaped hamburger with nothing on it? Fuckin' blandest way to celebrate possible.
Just for the record, I'm actually not poor. I'm usually one of the douchebags telling people how much money I have and what cars I own.
I didn't take a picture, but I made steak sammiches the other night with prime filets. They were $35 per pound.
Also, is that big boy filet under that egg more than 3oz?
Played doom with pic related. Also played a bit of fortnite.
I-i'm rich, t-too . . !
I just don't have p-proof . . heh . . . btfo . .
Sure thing, champ.
I got a job today.
A little to much sauce for my taste, but beside that nice burger.
idk, i bought a bottle and day drank
Exactly like that. Great burger.
Patrician taste friendo. I made 3lbs of hamburger helper with venison and broccoli....
eating raw meat
falling for the le ebin le WELL DONE MEAT DOESN'T HAS TATSE mene
Enjoy you're botulism....
Can tell by your hand alone you're a fat piece of shit.
Yes. Are you a professional chef or something?
What? Chimichurri sauce or something? What's wrong with salt and pepper?
WELL DONE MEAT DOESN'T HAS TATSE
It literally doesn't.
If you burnt garlic in oil it would have more taste.
Are you an actual chef too? Really impressive. Gimme!
Went to school. Almost went to Whataburger. Just had mashed potatoes and green peas and my buddy is almost at my house to smoke a little.
The potatoes look well done I'm just curious as to your choices. Never seen a steak like that, there are grill marks but I can't even tell if it's seared
I've seen those shitty potatoes elsewhere in this thread.
Holy shit, what's up with amerimutts and ugly ass hands?
that is clearly a spic
Imagine being this jealous of a plate of food.
Needs more saignant, mon frère
Jesus Christ! Didn't notice. Purge the mutant!
Cletus needs to be gassed.
There a difference between amerimutt and a spic now?
now you, faggot
Beyond autistic form of serving.
Enjoy you cheap "steak"
looks dry m8
The Mexicans are worse. They always want to prove they're white and then you get to see a pic of a fucking fat arm.
You have something seriously wrong with your lungs and/or heart. Get to a doctor.
the same difference between you and a paki/chink i.e. none. fuck you
Is there a difference between a Muslim and a Canadian?
What kind of fish is this?
I know this is bait, but it is a good cut.
I went and got my ribs checked out.Turns out they are not broken.But it hurts like hell.I came home,watched a few movies.Come 5pm,cooked a rare steak,drank 6 beer,and watched mike enoch wipe the floor with someone on JF g's bloodsport.Atm,drinking gay creme de menthe,,Watching ufc ,smoking,,and wondering how our ethnostate can come into being.
have you never seen a burger before? why would you post a picture of a patty that you can tell you fucked up by just a glance at it? this is how i made my first few burgers too but i knew something was wrong and i wouldnt post it on the internet lol. you gotta flatten that shit and flip it a couple times man, that shit looks retarded
I must disappoint you boys. Euro here just on a contract job in leafland. Half German, half Pole, pure aryan stock, blonde hair, blue eyes, 6ft.
Stay mad el goblino.
No by being lazy pos on your couch.
half Pole, pure aryan stock
love a good rissole
didn't post to take pride in my bbq abilities
I wanted to show you how i celebrated the God Emperor today
Worst fucking chain ever.
its mutt fingers
Shut up toothpaste. You're grumpy. Sounds like you didn't have your share of Ahmeds dick today.
being so insecure about what anonymous Jews think of your wealth on a Malaysian basket weaving forum, an image of hummus is enough to force you into your dad's car and take a picture of his dash
Make sure you give his keys back when you're done winning on the internet, lad.
Well, take a pic of your hand and prove you are a spic.
chips with a burger
A pole, by definition, is not an aryan.
can't back up what you say
Get the fuck out of this country you disgusting fucking wetback.
But they look very fancy. Better than the burger.
Cheers from Newfoundland,m8s.Slainte.
Aryan as defined by uncle Adolf is by definition dubious altogether soo... settle down.
Ahmed not home yet?
by having a faggot prime minister.
Grilled tenderloin wrapped in bacon.
Bottle of American bourbon (one shot each).
Re-reading David T. Hardy's Origins and Development of the Second Amendment
Shooting metal and paper.
Lighting the annual candles for my ancestors who worked with Washington and served in the First Congress.
It's an excuse for .gov workers to take the day off.
Being blonde make me white
Nigger I'm blonde, if blonde and being half german is all there is to being white, then I guess I'm white.
Just a concerned diner.
maybe you should have celebrated him a little better
back to /ck/ bro, we're more kind to one another.
p.s. that "burger" looks like a round slop of solid shit. do better m8.
Next time, slap a bacon press on that fucker, and flip it a few times. Damn, man.
Meh, I've already given you two photos of food that costs more than your monthly allowance, little guy, but you are pretty funny.
But injun and Mexican admixtures make you a mutt.
How hard is it to comprehend shit for brains?
I went to work.
Fuck you, we took the day off from building and maintaining YOUR infrastructure...and went to the range.
take a pic of your hand with a timestamp or you're not white mohammed.
Your obsession with this 'Ahmed' is gay and disturbing.
driving a overpriced sports car that I could easily beat light to light with my 2005 mid sized truck that has 175,000km on it
What is the point in driving that thing?
We could do brokerage account shots next. I'd surely have Daddy's password for that, right?
disgusting heretic go fucking neck yourself
They do 10's with a flash. 9's with a turbo upgrade...
Cum/ass juice on toast
Poo on steak
Breakfast potatoes diced not shredded or sliced
Literally all you needed was butter and salt.
slept all day. been working for 10 days straight.
You really are a leaf, aren't you?
OH NO NO
Always amazed at how shit some peoples cooking skills are.
Scratch that, most people can't cook
that burger looks like shit mate and I'm not even a burger
you should be sent to Gitmo t b h
DO IT FAGGOT
hummus is for sand niggers and faggots.
I live in Vancouver and regularly beat these exact same cars with the flash and turbo that the Chinese drive, I have a 5.9L motor in my truck with mods, what does that have? a 3.6l v6?
Wow, considering they've been out for less than a year with the new motor and that Canada never got an RS3 till this generation. Good story tho!
Longer rest, cut it against the grain. Its not hard.
burgers with lettuce instead of buns. god bless this nation
It’s called importing vehicles. Now post your investment totals
No, just use cast iron.
Learn to cook.
I build and repair roads. When it's to hard for the city workers they call us.
t. Private sector construction machine operator
that the Chinese drive (meaning they are fucking import)
Did you even read that response or just trying to be a internet tough guy, whats dads allowance this month?
I have before multiple times, sadly :(
Not one of you faggots ever post shit. Are you guys actually all NEET losers?
Post portfolio totals, quit stalling
Not an internet tough guy. You're the idiot asking if it has a 3.6L v6. Does ANY Audi have a fucking 3.6L v6, you dumb nigger? Let alone would they be able to stuff it in a fucking transverse car?...
I don't get an allowance. I'm just not a complete loser.
just trying to be a internet tough guy
I could easily beat light to light with my 2005 mid sized truck that has 175,000km on it
Amazing you wrote that without being aware of how retarded your previous post is. Your truck isnt beating shit unless it is been stripped of all weight or modded up the butt.
i was thinking about this the other day. you know how the best part of chips is the crispy bits? well americans took it to the extreme, now think about potato chips (crisps) they are just the crispy part of the chips! increadibly no one but me has ever noticed this before. chips are just crispy chips!
by going to work you lazy shit.
L E A F
With a big glass of ORANGE juice
my god you talk like a fag and cook like one.
this is writing, Cletus
I'm super impressed. You are so cool. Can I suck your dick?
Why do you have curdled cum on your fries, leaf?
you've got to leave leaf
I watched all of John Adams and drank Evan Williams all day.
You have the nails of a 3 pack a day smoker.
How do you like that compared to Johnny Walker?
just an easy way for me to use the hundreds of lbs of venison in the freezer. A change up from chili or spaghetti.
I wish I'd seen this thread before dinner or I'd have posted a picture of my burger, too.
Here you go muttmerican
Lose some fucking weight. I can smell you.
Just by your thumb I can tell you're a subhuman
you must live in a trail park, you greasy basterd.
get fucked pollack, your kind are not needed for contract toilet cleaning
I dressed up like a girl and got fucked by several large black cocks. They bred my sissy pussy.
Pedro, Jose. There is no reason to get mad.
Chilli cheese fries
You must be Canadian
What will you call the baby?
I found it's mostly Canadians who do dumb dumb jobs around here. My team doesn't have a single Canadian, even though we work with locals. All engineers on board including myself are Euro or Asian.
Stay mad leaf. I literally forgot your country even exists before I got posted here.
Look gud af
you sound like a temporary foreign worker
only need 5
Why is it so small? 2lb Rib Eye or go home
If you talk about black mens penis more than they do you are in fact a faggot.
Get some new insults dude.
i cut grass, made a pulled pork sandwich and cole slaw, ate a couple boiled eggs for a snack, watched goonies with my son, shot my dads .44, changed the oil in the 4-wheeler and played skyrim.
no tidepod sauce