Restores civilisation

Luis Mitchell
Luis Mitchell

Restores civilisation

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familypedia.wikia.com/wiki/Project_Charlemagne/Y-DNA
phenomena.nationalgeographic.com/2013/05/07/charlemagnes-dna-and-our-universal-royalty/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Martel
de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karl_Martell
youtube.com/watch?v=zv3bqTNzcrA
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franconia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Catalaunian_Plains

Blake Gutierrez
Blake Gutierrez

his kids fuck it all up
fucking ungreateful brats

Aaron Ramirez
Aaron Ramirez

Feudalism is best ism

Xavier Baker
Xavier Baker

im made of gold

Jeremiah Roberts
Jeremiah Roberts

I wish i was born back then

Ryan King
Ryan King

*dies of dysentery*

Matthew Davis
Matthew Davis

I think this castle is way older than Charlemagne

Benjamin Sanchez
Benjamin Sanchez

I mean fuck, younger of course

Hunter Martin
Hunter Martin

kills Saxons because how dare conquered people be resentful n shit

Nolan Martin
Nolan Martin

It is.
He moved in after the Pope declared him new HRE after he saved the Vatican.

t. Descendant of Charlemange

Brayden Murphy
Brayden Murphy

I learned this word on the History Channel!
Kill yourself.

Brody Turner
Brody Turner

Apparently I'm descended from him. When I found out, I thought it was my destiny to join the military and lead the way in driving the muslim hoards out of Europe. Then I got a chronic disease a few years before I was eligible to enlist.

Also it was his grandkids. His son divided the empire amongst his kids

Adrian Hall
Adrian Hall

1/116 Charlemange

Grayson Murphy
Grayson Murphy

*spits plague at you*

Ethan Johnson
Ethan Johnson

Cousin!?

Elijah Anderson
Elijah Anderson

Its still cool man.
Id rather be 1/116 descendant of him than that chink pussy wannabe Ghengis Khan.

Jonathan Perry
Jonathan Perry

Most west europeans are decended from Charlemagne, just like most east asians are decended from Ghengis. It’s cool but pretty meaningless imo.

Dominic Smith
Dominic Smith

welcome to the largest extended family in western civilization

Ryder Carter
Ryder Carter

Most are but most can't actually trace it back because only nobility recorded family lines

Josiah Collins
Josiah Collins

Apparently I'm descended from him
american flag
most of us are cousin...Mayflower too.

Benjamin Adams
Benjamin Adams

Where does your bloodline go through? My goes through Alfred the Great and some faggots named constantine after Charlemagne

John Miller
John Miller

Kek true.
But at least we can all relate to a common ancestor even though we are all displaced and shit.

Owen Rivera
Owen Rivera

his kids fuck it all up
No, HE fucked it all up. His grandfather was a real hero, Charlemagne was a faggot.

Karl Martel
Fought muslims, defended Europe
Charlemagne
Fought European pagans, forcing conversion to (((Christianity)))

Grandpappy Karl = based
Carl the Great = base

Nathan Collins
Nathan Collins

burgers belive the genealogy some snakeoli salesman sold their dumb mothers

The fuck you gonna prove you’re related to him idiots,

What’s your haplo?

Blake Martinez
Blake Martinez

if there are still some scraps of his dna, considering his bones are actually preserved, it should be possible for everyone to find out

Jack Diaz
Jack Diaz

There's an Amerimutt meme somehere in here.

Nicholas Miller
Nicholas Miller

familypedia.wikia.com/wiki/Project_Charlemagne/Y-DNA

All ya idiots can be disproven this simply

Andrew Sanchez
Andrew Sanchez

that only tracked the males

Henry Gonzalez
Henry Gonzalez

I hear that. My family can trace its lineage to Leo Tolstoy and it makes me proud.

Charles Cox
Charles Cox

top kek, burger btfo

Aaron Cooper
Aaron Cooper

There comes a point at which, Chang wrote, “all individuals who have any descendants among the present-day individuals are actually ancestors of all present-day individuals.”

So white were literally Kong’s and niggers were always just subhuman apecreatures

phenomena.nationalgeographic.com/2013/05/07/charlemagnes-dna-and-our-universal-royalty/

Benjamin Cook
Benjamin Cook

My goes through Alfred the Great

Saxon loser, descendant of a Plantagenet love-child is where its at.

James Walker
James Walker

he looks like he’d be fun to hang out with but you wouldn’t want to get tok drunk around him because he’d steal your wallet and identity

Levi Rivera
Levi Rivera

Still better then you shitskin paki posting anti white propaganda. Fucking killyourself and don’t insult my burger bros

Colton Taylor
Colton Taylor

I’m sure black people have common ancestors that were powerful warlords or kings too.

Jackson Davis
Jackson Davis

I wish fashion was like this today

Andrew Reyes
Andrew Reyes

German flag

difference is that most Americans actually have Frankish ancestry...now go Slav squat somewhere else.

Brody Bailey
Brody Bailey

Restores civilisation
Was german
Aren't they supposed to destroy civilization?

Michael Evans
Michael Evans

You mean swinging on the trees doing nothing all day, getting high on toxic plants animals

In that t]case yes

Jacob Barnes
Jacob Barnes

(hugs) velvet does look comfy.

Ryder Hughes
Ryder Hughes

Germans are lowland niggers
t. Superior Austrian

Brayden Thomas
Brayden Thomas

Karl Martel ?
KARL ?
KKKKKKKARL ?
KARL KARL KARL KARL ?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Martel

CHARLES
H
A
R
L
E
S

David Price
David Price

I honestly cannot say with certainty.
I look exactly like pic of him, minus long hair and beard.
I think I am just like describes, I just got lucky and alot of his genes surfaced in me.

Brody Gutierrez
Brody Gutierrez

Is this the Darling in the Franxx thread?

Lucas Smith
Lucas Smith

Who is Charlemagne? Ist it Karl der Große?

Zachary Watson
Zachary Watson

That's the Marienburg, hundreds of years later and hundreds of kilometers away

Andrew Perez
Andrew Perez

I unironically pray we get a modern Charlemagne on a weekly basis

Ian Adams
Ian Adams

Charles Martel ?
Charles ?
CCCCHHHARLES?
de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karl_Martell

KARL
K
A
R
L

Alexander Fisher
Alexander Fisher

Da

Jacob Powell
Jacob Powell

Yes, your Latin is horrrible

Jayden Moore
Jayden Moore

Charlemagne
Latin

Isaiah Garcia
Isaiah Garcia

Ja*
Da is Swedish you dip

Julian Garcia
Julian Garcia

K A R L

Carter Sanders
Carter Sanders

Franks are French.

This is why you are the allemani germany bastards and we are the mighy FRANCE.

Clovis 496
Charles 718
Guillaume 1066

Noah Richardson
Noah Richardson

The House of Anjou, from which sprung a truly absurd number of Western Europeans (many of whom became North Americans) is related to Charlemagne through his female descendant, specifically the daughter of Charles the Bald.

Landon Mitchell
Landon Mitchell

Right there brother.

Jackson Brown
Jackson Brown

Yes, latinized niggers doesn't know how to spell it.

Leo Butler
Leo Butler

not knowing you're on a Russian nesting doll pro-Putin blyatbot forum
Cyka

Nolan Martinez
Nolan Martinez

find a better video on the internet
protip: you cannot.

Justin Reed
Justin Reed

Carolus Magnus = Karl der Große

Colton Reed
Colton Reed

t.Gaul

Connor Mitchell
Connor Mitchell

technically he was Flemish.

Joseph Mitchell
Joseph Mitchell

I was just being a retard so that I might piss people off; I'm sorry.

Jeremiah Torres
Jeremiah Torres

No, they are not, Erbfeind. You are more like the Dwarf version of emasculated Bastards that eat maggots. Karl der Große is clearly German.

Noah Rogers
Noah Rogers

Yes, and?

Hunter Campbell
Hunter Campbell

I know, its hard to accept that the people who ruled and improved you were non-french, but this "WE WUZ" shit is embarrassing for both of us.
Say it with me:

KARL DER GROßE

Jackson Davis
Jackson Davis

Remember Tolbiac allemannis.

You are the mongrels.

Nathaniel Taylor
Nathaniel Taylor

Yes, and?
And Charlemagne clearly comes from the latin version of his name.

Cameron Turner
Cameron Turner

Kapet is the Lord of the Franks

Kapet is race traitor clan who sides with ottomans

God punishes all of France through the revolution and subsequent humiliation that continues to this day. A nation that literally cuckholds itself to death. A nation of whores.

God destroys France, and all countries that emmulate her degeneratcy.

Common filth was right. Fucking Sade.

Liam Gonzalez
Liam Gonzalez

t. Arab

Ian Smith
Ian Smith

yep, Franks had been west of the Rhine for centuries by the time Charles was born.

Adam Wright
Adam Wright

Martel

Daniel Harris
Daniel Harris

Here: I found video of a French dish. You will love this! youtube.com/watch?v=zv3bqTNzcrA

Tyler Smith
Tyler Smith

Charles was French.
French Kingdom since 496.

Germany belong to us.

Connor Baker
Connor Baker

French doesn't exist, it is Gaullic German rape incest babies who fratricided the non hostile Occitanians out of existence.

God hates France.

French are Fags.

French die God laughs.

God sent the trucks.

Leo James
Leo James

I think he was pretty frankish. I mean they called themself the franks for a reason.

Blake Parker
Blake Parker

This thread doesn’t helps further white agendas, you are fucking devouring your own you subhuman fuckfaces

Austin Rodriguez
Austin Rodriguez

Franks had been west of the Rhine for centuries
Some of them had.
That has littler to do with France.

Ethan Barnes
Ethan Barnes

His language was Old High German

Samuel Young
Samuel Young

You are just angry with this fact.
France is the oldest nation in Europe and you are a country of barbaric rebels.

Levi Hernandez
Levi Hernandez

Holy shit

Jose Scott
Jose Scott

"Le Vieux Francique" for me

Owen Hall
Owen Hall

It's a real cuck move, to name your country after a german tribe who conquered you, btw.

Michael King
Michael King

This is a little secret, you won't find many like it here on this joke of a board...
Psssst, kid...
If you make it through the tribulation, you may just live to see the Kingdom once again descend from Heaven...
What that means, only your wildest imagination could conceive.

Josiah Price
Josiah Price

You Gauls are pathetic. One germanic tribe fucked you so hard that you larped as it ever since.

Christopher Hernandez
Christopher Hernandez

Borders can move.
The Legitimacy STAY. allemannis

Andrew Edwards
Andrew Edwards

Borders can move.
Except the Franks are still there.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franconia

Thomas Peterson
Thomas Peterson

defeats pagan scum, puts them out of their wretched and worthless miserable existence
DEUS VULT BITCH!

Lucas Phillips
Lucas Phillips

actually it was kinda the opposite, "German" noble families with Frankish or Italian roots pushed east against Slavic peoples (Wends, Czechs, Moravians, Prussians) to establish what would become (many, many years later) modern Germany.

Adrian Garcia
Adrian Garcia

In this thread:
Massive bluepilled retards.

Charlemagne literally put the Jews in power together with the papacy. His changes to usury laws ruined all Roman work of putting the kikes down. Charlemagne is responsible for all of the kike power.

Julian Bell
Julian Bell

Why do you hide behind the name Germany
/ Deutschland ?

You must use your real name. Allemanland.

Mongrels Rebels of 843. Losers at Tolbiac. And Bastards sons of Europe.

Leo Powell
Leo Powell

Jew slave then, Jew slave now

Christian Johnson
Christian Johnson

You sick Rus afterbirth....

Hudson Williams
Hudson Williams

Stay mad, Celt. You couldn't even fight off the romans.

Nolan Bell
Nolan Bell

I just see Freistaat Bayern.

Isaac Fisher
Isaac Fisher

tiny man, yelling in Frog

Ian Collins
Ian Collins

Charlemagne descended from the Salian Franks...the Belgian/French bit of land by the English Channel.

Gabriel Cook
Gabriel Cook

Weak pagans, easily fell before the holy christian knights, yet claim to be strong and the last chance for europe. It is no coincidence that as europe abandoned God it lost its empires.

Lucas Gomez
Lucas Gomez

Stay mad, the French eat maggots

Noah Jackson
Noah Jackson

Allemanland.
You were lazy, and named us after one of serval tribes who bordered with the romans.

Why aren't you named Gallia then? Oh right, The franks conquered you.

Adam Sanders
Adam Sanders

My ancestor because I’m 1/16 French

Aaron Scott
Aaron Scott

And that tiny part of France can claim to be Frankish, the rest of them is larping as the people that conquered them.

Anthony Campbell
Anthony Campbell

neither could the Franks. they lived under Roman rules for centuries, only to establish modern European Civilization after the fall...

Angel Fisher
Angel Fisher

Restores civilisation
AND HE WUZ A KANG OH LAWDY THE NIGGER SAVED THE WEST

Landon Davis
Landon Davis

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Catalaunian_Plains

This make the Allemanni mad.

Attila's puppets
Allemannis bastards

Stand with the Romans and Celts
Salian Franks = Royal Franks
Merovech the frog king.

Camden Cox
Camden Cox

I'm in love with pre-Revolution french history. Charlemagne's title as Father of Europe is well deserved. Sorry that fedora faggots had to ruin such a beautiful nation in the 18th century

Nathan Robinson
Nathan Robinson

plenty of French don't LARP about being Franks....Brentons, Gascons, Normans, Occitans, but northern France is Frankish.

meanwhile most Germans are Slavic-Italian-French-Norse rape-babies. When Charlemagne ruled much of modern German wasn't ethnically or linguistically German.

Lincoln Walker
Lincoln Walker

N'oubliez pas la Bataille des champs Catalauniques !

Since the begining of history germans (allemannis) are a people of cucks and losers.

Thomas Sullivan
Thomas Sullivan

WE WUZ WHITES
WE WUZ HRE'S
WE WUZ PHAROS
WE WUZ PYRAMIDS
WE WUZ AZTECS
WE WUZ TSARS
WE WUZ HEBREWS
WE WUZ AYYYLEUMS
WE WUZ ALL THANGZ
Are there any things noggers havent claimed to be? I want to be that.

William Parker
William Parker

(tips tricorner)

a more civilized age....

Mason Johnson
Mason Johnson

Are there any things noggers havent claimed to be?
At this point I don't think so, they even invented igloos

Sebastian Perry
Sebastian Perry

refer back to to see who isn't larping.
When Charlemagne ruled much of modern German wasn't ethnically or linguistically German.
Austria was colonized later on and the eastern areas were briefly settled by slav(e)s before being re-colonized.
meanwhile most Germans are Slavic-Italian-French-Norse rape-babies.
It's literally exact opposite.

Robert Carter
Robert Carter

based frog

Xavier Taylor
Xavier Taylor

One of several german tribes
Meanwhile conquered by and ruled by an other german tribe
Are you trying to be funny? Because i laughed.
Thank you, user.
But i understand, it must be hard to be french. Its must be hard to realize, that your whole national identity is made up from a foreign conquest of your lands.
I wish you luck to get over it, user<3

Xavier Collins
Xavier Collins

I guess you got beaten by cucks and losers then ;^)

Robert James
Robert James

Why do French look so jewish?

No disrespect!

Zachary Lopez
Zachary Lopez

Ripuarian Franks are the Franks of Germany

Salian Franks are the Franks of France.

Charles Martel = Salian
Clovis = Salian
Merovech = Salian
Charlemagne = Salian

Salian Franks fucking BASED people who created the BASED SALIC LAW !

Salic law = only a man can herit.

Aiden Bennett
Aiden Bennett

I learned this word from Crusader Kings 2.

Nathan Jackson
Nathan Jackson

and you got beaten by mutts....what is point?

Levi Johnson
Levi Johnson

That picture gives me genuine emotion. I thought I was jaded and numb, but that picture gave me genuine sorrow. Damn.

Nathan Taylor
Nathan Taylor

t. 56%

Leo Reed
Leo Reed

beaten

Jayden Morris
Jayden Morris

It's literally exact opposite.

Germany was Europe's battered-spouse-cum-dumpster until 1870. It's why you guys had such a complex.

Juan Perry
Juan Perry

Mutts are smarter than pure-breds you know...

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