Ever met anyone who browsed Cred Forums in real life before? How'd it go?

>be me

My ex browsed /fit/, to get info and laugh at the guys on there. Never met any Cred Forumsirgins though.

Two old classmates of mine browsed Cred Forums. One of them was a fat, smelly neckbeard that everyone hated the other was a cool dude I used to hang out with.

No, never.
I once found a redditor in my 1st year math class. He was short, pretty scrawny and sporting a Richard Stallman style hair and beard.
Spouted dead memes pretty often and was socially open and ever so slightly cringy, but sometimes he was genuinely funny.
Otherwise a real CS enthusiast and a pretty based in his own way.

>that peculiar sense of humor that develops from browsing Cred Forums for awhile

How many layers of irony are you at?

Hmmm...

>Studying SysAdmin/Server Tech circa 2008
>Annoying guy in the class that regurgitates Cred Forums shit
>Turns out he didn't even know what Cred Forums was and had just been repeating the shit he'd seen/heard on a GTA4 server he played on
>Got really pissed off at me for getting him to visit Cred Forums, telling me it was a site for pedos and illegal shit

He was as reddit as it got.

Some of my other friends browse Cred Forums pretty regularly, but I've been here for too long and they don't get some things that I find hilarious at times.

being edgy

Most people i meet here are bunch of normies

>My ex browsed /fit/
>my ex

Yeah, hes pretty autistic in terms of his cringe jokes but he's not a meme spouter and is pretty normal in terms of position in life.

My cousin, he's a bit assburger and a sony fanboy. But it's alright. At least he isn't a gigantic disappointment to his parents.

3 of my classmates at my Uni that are friends each browse different boards and its quite strange one of them spends all his time on /k/ and /o/ another one is almost exclusively on Cred Forums and the asian one is always on 2chan

I met really cool people that browse Cred Forums. I've also met absolute cringelords that browse Cred Forums.

More of the latter than the former but I think that is because most sensible people who browse Cred Forums don't gloat or say memes outloud in real life to random ass people. While the latter are immune to their own awkwardness and will do really stupid things and think they're funny.

A quick reference, there is a guy at our university that literally shouts REEEE when he is angry and audibly says kek or lmao instead of laughing. He is constantly making references and if we don't comment on it, will say it again in case we missed it, several times.

Also anyone I've ever met on steam who is part of a Cred Forums group have been pretty insufferable

...

I've met like 3 people here at my tournaments who wear fucking Vivian shirts and I hurt everytime I see them

Yeah. He is some underage b& weeaboo who "likes memes".

i met one after a massive party once, he was drunk as shit and out of beer, but had lots of smokes. I myself was out of smokes but had lot of beer. Naturally we ended up talking shit, smoking smokes and drinking beer till 6 in the morning. This was all in the middle of a park too.

If we talk about real friends, there are a bunch, which is natural, for one browsing Cred Forums means the rest of the circle will be influenced to do that too.

Strangers, I knew one guy at my school who browsed, but he also had a girlfriend.

No, but my best friend's regularly posts on /fit/

She was the one who gave me a boner for muscle girls

no it's not natural you phone posting facebook faggot fuck

I once did a terrible mistake of taking japanese in highschool, and meet a brony that was about as cringy and autistic as I imagined him being. I saw him once at at CC and he seemed to dropped the whole horse fucker thing, but he still reminds me of more autistic Steve Mason from Harvester

iv never met anyone who's into it as much as me and I'm kind of a normie

He was full autismo.

>be at EB games in the city
>few hours before the midnight release of Super Smash Bros. 3DS
>friend and I are fucking around on the top floor with the demo 3DSs and playing our demos from Nintendo's email
>user who later turns out to be autismo there possibly with two girls
I'm not sure if he was with them or he had just bothered them while they were there, but at least, it seemed he had been speaking to them for some time.
>going on and on about things he read on "vee" trying to impress these girls
>rambling about "board culture" and how it's much better than rebbit but he still goes there anyway
>says some shit about Mario's first appearance being on the NES
>casually mention to my friend that he's wrong and it was 'Donkey Kong' but his name was Jumpman at the time
>autismo overhears and spergs out mumbling some shit about embarrassing him
>promptly scurries down the stairs
>girls laugh and leave shortly afterwards

Never met anyone else from Cred Forums

My brother showed me Cred Forums and Cred Forums.
He's full normie now and I don't even know if he still browses.
I saw one guy on the bus once browses Cred Forums, he was fat. I chuckled silently to myself.

My best friend browses Cred Forums, among few other boards. He's a very intelligent chill guy who studies physics and has quite exquisite taste in music.

>being able to find out your brother's taste in porn
Oh god.

Yes I met a girl off of /soc/ and fucked her
please reply to this promising me you'll never go to /soc/, it was a terrible mistake and I wouldn't damn anyone to this fate
Other than that she was pretty hot though, at minimum a 7/10

I have one or two old high school friends who browse Cred Forums, but not Cred Forums though.

I used to be "that guy" back in high school who would talk about Cred Forums all the time to feel special, and that was when I used to browse Cred Forums. I'm deeply embarrassed by it now and almost never mention it.

Not Cred Forums but a guy I work with is a regular on Cred Forums

You're completely full of shit because you'd have to be sharing the literal same computer and browser session for you to see any (You)s to his posts.

Open this thread in a different browser and tell me if this post shows a (You) to your post. (It won't)

Underage get the fuck out.

Met up with someone I met on Cred Forums to go to a gig. We've been friends for like two years now. He's a great guy.

Since forever. It was never IP based.

>not going to offline Cred Forums gangbangs

Please wake up bro

mentions are attached to the session, not barely to ip's. check this thread on the same network with a different pc/mobile/whatever and you wont see any (you)s

A couple of my friends browse /fit/ and Cred Forums

my friend showed me
>Cred Forums the steam group
>Cred Forums the facebook group

acting like Cred Forums outside of Cred Forums is the dumbest shit you can possible do.
not even a "no fun allowed" type of guy but in my experience its always a room full of 16-25 year old guys trying to be edgy and cool with pepe and trump memes.

Cousin browses it hes pretty cool we'll talk vidya alot and bring up points we found from here sometimes. But i never bring up shit in public from here. We're only closet Cred Forumsirgins leading normie lives as wagecucks. He a caregiver and owns a painting company and i do landscaping.

Remember when you told that user to kill himself? Well he did it and now he haunts your 4chins.

Me and my fiance team up to shitpost on /lgbt/.
She doesn't really go on Cred Forums other than rare occasions to complain about the lack of gymnastics in the new Tomb Raider games.

>Join the conversation and
And what, user? Are you okay, bud?

How was it a mistake? I have all the love I need in 2D girls so I won't go there, but I'd like to hear the story anyway.

>she

Was browsing V in a bus when the girl next to me saw a Jlist add she talked to me about anime , still talk to her

Aw come on. What's the worst that could happen?

He is kill

RIP in peace, user.
;_;7

what the fuck

people who are getting married to eachother work together to shitpost?

what the fuck is going on

please dont have children even though you are probably gay, which is even worse

>Started uni last year
>Really hated it everyone in my dorm was a normie
>Felt really sad and just drifted in and out of classes for 2 weeks
>Finally see they have a vidya club
>Cred Forums always told me that vidya clubs were full of autismos but go anyway
>See a room with someone playing Halo
>Join them for a bit then leave
>Go to another room
>See some normal looking people talking about MGSV
>Conversation goes back to other MGS games, soon the Witcher, game reviews, god hand, dmc and other games
>Ask one of them what their favourite game is
>Turns out to be exactly the same as mine
>Spend the next three hours playing some vidya with them, talking more vidya and just enjoying the time
>Eventually we go to the common room to talk more vidya
>One of them casually mentions Cred Forums
>They all start discussing some random stuff they saw on Cred Forums
>It all makes them sense

I guess I lucked out, they were pretty cool guys

I gotta stop filling out captchas before my posts.

I got to go to work soon but trust me. /soc/ is like an alternate version of /r9k/ in a different way. Everyone there is broken and insane, you do not want to meet anyone, guy or girl, off of that board.

Im glad that story has a happy ending.
D'you still hang out with them, or play together still?

Dominik is that you?
Because that sounds like me.

I thought /soc/ was the board for normal people.

full autismo.
Although I've probably met a lot of people who do browse Cred Forums but dont mention it, the ones who don't hide their power level are fucking annoying.

I met a dude from Cred Forums he was very feminine, Had a one night stand then never seen him again.

>ghost trick picture
Your taste is alright

>One my best friends goes on Neo-Gaf
>I made another that went on Cred Forums and thought I did too
>Start Uni and one of them who's cool most likely goes on Cred Forums too

Suffering

I was really hoping for some kinda story but I'll take your word for it.

A lot of them were third years, so they've gone sadly. I'm hoping we can all still go to comic cons together since they're big events that we always go to, even if two of them live around 5 hours away.

I'm getting a house together with three of them though, so it's not a total loss.

Thanks user. It's tied second with God Hand in my vidya rankings.

sorry user, but no

I talk about you faggots here and there. There are some good opinions on this board if you look for them. The reaction images are great too. Then there's the cuck, JUST, and what went wrong idiots. You can normally filter those though.

Dude just add someone from Cred Forums to your steam and you won't ever wanna meet any of these fuckers in real life.
Literally everyone here is a homosexual who wants to ERP / be your healslut. Clingy bastards too, keep messaging you till you delete them. Sometimes even after that wtf. Never again.

someone in our dorm network browse 4chen and dumps some pedo shit

Too much trauma, took me a year to get over it.
Short story is a girl had an affair with me without me knowing, I almost got her pregnant, and lost a bit of money I was borrowing and a really nice possession
Imagine if /r9k/ and /cgl/ had a baby

Cred Forums is one of the most popular websites. Chances are if you know a guy who plays games, is in his twenties, and doesn't have a girlfriend, he uses Cred Forums.

2 of my best friends visit Cred Forums and some other boards frequently. They are cool guys. Never post here though

She's in a mental hospital rn and she's 15 and I'm gonna fuck her when she gets out.

Doesn't that also mean that you are a homo guy too

Everyone I've ever met that openly admitted that they browse Cred Forums was a complete fucking tool.

They all had the following characteristics:
>Really monotonous voice
>(un)ironic meme spouting
>"Conformist Elitist". Their taste of vidya is basically defined by the kind of stuff that Cred Forums "agrees" on being good and anything else is shit.
>They essentially have no opinions of their own and let Cred Forums define their opinions on most things.
>A complete lack of self-awareness. This one is pretty obvious if they openly admit that they browse Cred Forums.

Bonus points if they constantly stare at their phone a autistically laugh at random intervals because they're browsing Cred Forums or something.

too many layers of subtlety and irony

>Knew one guy who browsed Cred Forums, Cred Forums, and /r9k/
>Didn't think much of it at the time
>Used to shitpost in unison, do general dickhead shit
>He gets kicked out of his place
>He moves in with me, just has to split the bills and food
>Actually have a jolly good time for a while
>Fast forward 3 years
>Loses job
>Becomes a degenerate stoner
>Deals to pay rent
>Gets fat
>Full blown neckbeard
>Starts spouting memes and shit
>Hear him sperging the fuck out over skype and league all the time
>Steals rolls of toilet paper
>Uses my shampoo and shit
>Never cleans after himself
>Brings people over all the fucking time
>Get absolutely pissed and go off
>Give him 2 weeks to get his shit together and get a job, or piss off
>2 weeks later
>Says he's been putting in applications and shit
>Give him 1 more week
>Turns up nothing
>Call his family to help him pack up his shit
>One night wake up
>He's gone
>His computer and clothes are gone too
>Still owes me rent
>Apparently he sold off all of his weed, used that money to buy a greyhound ticket to texas to go chase some other meme loving bitch to go live with her
>Clean up all his nasty shit out of my spare bedroom he stayed in
>Finally living alone again

Never live with another autist, avoid that shit at all costs.

Yeah I knew a friend in one of my college classes that used to post on Cred Forums as well as another board. I can't remember which it was.

I'm on this website a lot of the time and I would never browse from my phone. I don't understand those who do.

Sure whatever but atleast I'm not a clingy ERP faggot who won't stop messaging you online. I just play videogames with my steam friendos.

I met someone who browsed Cred Forums before back in college.

Him and a group of friends would gather around a laptop and browse it in the middle of the library. They'd go on shit like Omegle or chatroulette as well.

>(un)ironic meme spouting
I don't get it, is it ironic or not?

It's kind of like how ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

pic related just about sums up my experience with /soc/

most of the people that regularly use that board truly do have some fucking issues

remember to change your lock

Having a decent roommate for 3 years is actually a pretty good run. You really shouldn't complain.

(You)
user, you have to stop

>caring about dying

My ex-Steam bf just added me. I removed him over two years ago. W-what do I do?

I sometimes recognize posts made by online friends of mine. I just send them the post to make them feel uncomfortable. I've met a few of them too, but just once or twice.

why are you still here? just to suffer?

I've never known anyone who browses Cred Forums regularly but I have friends to talk about vidya with. I would try and talk to people from Cred Forums but I'm not funny or interesting enough to talk to.

Do friends count? They only started browsing Cred Forums only because they keep seeing me go on it

Other than that I never see anyone browse Cred Forums but always reddit

Lick his ass

Stop being a dumb stuttering anime posting ERP fag for one.

The people who I've seen that browse Cred Forums are too proud about it, which comes off as them being autistic as fuck. It's not 2006 anymore, it's very far from a sekret klub now.
Just never mention that you browse here, because it only ends up in you looking like an autist to other users.

Talk to him, he added you for a reason just amuse him and yourself. It's annoying when people are so caught up on that shit, anything over 6 months is perfectly ok to engage in, like unless there was abuse get the fuck over it.

Why did you break up?

Add me

move on

>be me
Browse for another month

>be me

Who the fuck else would you be?

Go back to Ilha da Macacada fucking macaco.

Ignore him, he's an ex for a reason
Add me instead, I love cuties

I have, and it ended up being the biggest cringe face I've ever publicly done. They were literally shitposting in real life, I think they might've been mentally impaired or heavy on the autism spectrum. Found them at a street fighter 5 tournament, I dont think they were a competitor so much as their sibling was probably forced to bring them along so their parents could regain some sanity. I say literally because on their tablet, using the venue's internet I saw them posting on Cred Forums.

Remember, those slobbering retard shitposts could actually in all reality be..a slobbering retard. They post among us.

(you)

See this is what you get when you add people from Cred Forums

We were friends for about a year after meeting on a pony server in TF2. We spoke to each other every day, and eventually he confessed me that he was gay and had a crush on me. He bought me a bunch of games every now and then, much more frequently than I gifted anything to him. He also bought us the $100 TF2 ring which we both later destroyed after we broke up. We broke up because I was having second thoughts about actually being in a relationship with a guy plus we lived in different countries. We wanted to stay as friends after breaking up, but I got this sudden burst of autism and asked him if he wants to be my bf again. He refused, and I was stupid enough to go and bother him with it until he'd delete me. Months later I added him, said I'm sorry and we agreed to stay as friends. We didn't talk much, and after I found out that he had a boyfriend, I felt jealous: not because someone else was with him, I was over him by that time, but because he found a bf before I could find anyone. It's been silent for at least a year or two now, but now he suddenly adds me out of nowhere.

My best friend is the one who told me about this site ages ago, now because of this fucker i waste too much time on here.

He's a PCfag though so i occasionally link him threads that shit on it from time to time

I have one close friend that browses Cred Forums regularly, another one that I'm not sure. Have many friends that act like they browse Cred Forums, no hard evidence that they do.
Only one of them memespouts and it's mostly nothing related to Cred Forums.

Yeah, he was a kinda fat neckbeard looking type that I found out browsed.

He then said he recognized my pictures from trap threads and said that my ass looked even better in person, but that my face wasn't as pretty as he expected.

I told him that I didn't think anyone would ever recognize me just from those pictures, he said my hair was pretty.
When it looked like he was trying to hit on me I told him I had things to do and ran away, then made sure to avoid him every time I saw him.

Stupid chunni fag

>different countries

If you're over 20 and have no income, no way to get out of the shithole you live, there is no reason to have a fucking steam bf. This is a doomed relationship built on internet aliases and games.
Take it as an experience and forget it. I had a girlfriend many, actually in an MMO and it was just teenage wish-fulfillment, something I didn't know at the time due to immaturity.
At least you know you like dicks and got free games. And no, you'll never forget this.

They probably broke up and he still has feelings for you. Love him and never let go user.

Yes, when I was working at my old mom and pop repair shop job.

>still the new guy, only been working there for a few months
>"hey user did you have that driver downloaded?"
>"yeah its on my flash drive, root of drive in folder named installs"
>throw him flashdrive, he plugs it in
>"...what's this folder labelled 'vidya'??"
>"oh uh, thats the folder that my portable games are in."
>"vidya? Like video games? do you browse Cred Forums?"
>oh god what do I say, he obviously knows, please don't be a faget
>tell him yes, we end up subtly dropping the occasional memes for laughs

All in all turned out to be great. We complain about games together and still hang out all the time.

Who is this doe eyed semen demon?

That sounds like a horrible idea.

one of my female frends is a Cred Forums, [s4s], Cred Forums, and /r9k/ user
she's pretty cool

I met a sound guy yesterday at work who seemed like he might come here considering he used the term waifu age

Had a tatoo of some anime bird on his arm and we had a little chat about summer lesson and stuff

>Cred Forums
>female

Female like Narcissa and Christine Chandler.

Yes, they have all been nice people.

But so am I in real life but when I come here I become a shitposting sexual deviant.

2 of my exes browsed Cred Forums and we're autists that hid their power level
Another ex browsed Cred Forums for trap threads. That's how we met actually. She was freaky, but so was I so that worked out for a while.

My friends gay dad, most likely browses Cred Forums, a few years ago he wanted to pay me $100 to suck my dick.

Of course you accept it, right ?

>paying someone else to let you perform favors on them
Now that is some dedication. They must really enjoy it.
I fucking love eating pussy

Lots. Half the people I hung out with in high school ended up being some sort of Cred Forums user, simply by chance.

>Edea
Good taste mate

yes, he was the weirdest guy I've ever met. I'll write the whole story because the guy was seriously fucked up and I know you guys like reading my blog.

It's hard to describe but the way he talked, the way he dressed, the food he brought into class, his habits...everything was just so unworldly and eccentric.

At first I thought it was kind of funny and nothing too worrisome. On some level I admired that he really didn't give a shit about what others were thinking about him. So I actually the guy a chance and we went for a drink. Or rather I did, because he didn't drink.

Anyway, that's when he told me that he's browsing Cred Forums and I found out that he's really just a gaymer weaboo Cred Forumsirgin. Or so I thought.

A few months later he got into this really weird philosophy called antinatalism. Just google it. Basically, it's the belief that giving birth is bad because every life will end and therefore it just causes suffering or some shit like that. I really didn't want to think or discuss such a negative philosophy but the guy just wouldn't stop talking about it.

Some days later he told me he was going to get a vasectomy. So in the end an 18 year old virgin got a vasectomy because of some bullshit he read on reddit. I couldn't believe it.

That's when I distanced myself from him. From what I've heard he also broke contact with his father because of the vasectomy. Dunno if it's true.

Well, I guess realistically his chances of procreating were slim anyway.

Cred Forums is one of the larger female populations on this site

I met a tall Mexican pasty skin guy who browsed Cred Forums and he shouted memes

It was cringe as fuck but he is actually very intelligent

Did you fuck?

I had a very similar relationship a few months ago, except I was other guy. I was actually saving up money to visit him, but then he told me he's straight. We're kind of friend still, Even still buy games for him. [spoiler/] spoilered for off topic.

Everyone there is a cute anime girl after all.

female (boy)

like 6 or 7 right now,, my dude

I know a guy that browses /s4s/.
Smart and mostly nice, but he has a tendency to scream and shout at people when he gets angry, also claims to have anxiety.

Well I found Cred Forums through one of my friends a long ass time ago. We got along great till I fucked it up. He is in the military now and getting married at 20, 21?

Occasionally I showed a friend or two something here, and they didn't act surprised about it like they already knew what Cred Forums was. Normal people

There was a Cred Forumsirgin in one of my biology classes three years ago who was in my group for the semester. He was pretty normal and had fairly generic taste in games. He probably thought I was an autist since I am and have always been a raging weeaboo faggot, but we got along decently and our group did well in the class. Aside from him all my friends from elementary school ended up becoming Cred Forums users. I don't think any of them frequent Cred Forums anymore though.

No, but a bunch of my friends like video games so they come here. Really a decent source of news and happenings because most of you queers are a bunch of attention deprived spastic autists so if anything big happens theres a billion threads.

All of us between the ages of 28 and 33. We probably look like normies to most of you, but i will fucking smoke you at fighting games, age of empires, or civ. Really most of you faggots suck at games, you just suck even worse at everything else in life.

Id probably lose at flappy birds or speed running whatever meme game you children play.

I know someone who browses Cred Forums in a simulator. He is very much autistic.

I only met one person who knew about Cred Forums, Cred Forums and Cred Forums. Though I met him after he stopped visiting it, back in 2011.

He was trouble, he did a lot of drugs.

And today, 5 years later... there's a 50% chance I'm going to meet him again. I'm not sure how to handle this properly. I hope he's not there. I fucked off for a reason.

Be strong. Keep your memes close and you'll be fine.

Are you going to rehab or something?

It's probably family

For sure.

He used to collect vidya. He was /vr/ as fuck but then devolved into someone who would just play Halo and old shit on his 360. How horrible.

Well actually that wasn't the reason he was horrible. He was because he had literal zombie slaves in his apartment. Methheads walking around and doing him favors. He got fits all the time.

Nah I'm taking some classes at some place. It's been 5 years, I went from NEET to sort of functional/productive member of society in that period, it'd be great if he did that as well and wasn't like that anymore. He wasn't so awful when I met him first.

oh look.
it's one of THOSE threads.

>browses Cred Forums in a simulator.
What? Explain.

vocaroo.com/i/s0efiDEmAWEv

All gays will perish.

quick question: has this thread already degenerated into sissy faggotry?

>>be me
Faggola.

>nu-male neckbeard
Those two look completely different. Learn your buzzwords before spouting them.

>virgins
And how would you know this? You also shouldn't throw stones from a glass house nigger.

Read OP again.

I met my best friend on Cred Forums, several good friends on Cred Forums, and fugged a girl from /x/. All of them were surprisingly well adjusted and non-autistic.

Why did start speaking Russian for a moment?

yup, they were completely normal

everyone speaks with a filter on this site and turns into a generic normie when not browsing, the amount of real life neet/autists is staggeringly low

I said that in a lot of threads lately, but i still stand to this shit now like i did before. Pls kill all the degenerates society shits out more frequently then ever that posted in this thread, ill die a happy matyrer just for that to happen.

I met my boyfriend on Cred Forums 2 years ago and he's pretty amazing

I refuse to believe this person exists.

I don't get it. We're just talking about meeting Cred Forums people.
What does that have to do with a simulation?

I didn't.

There are two ways to read the first sentence.

I've never met anyone from here in real life. Thank god, you people are autistic as fuck.

How am I supposed to tell if someone browses Cred Forums or not?

I mean, if they tell me about it then they are probably newfags unaware of rules 1 and 2, so I pretend I don't know what it is.

If I catch them browsing it I never mention it.

Well?

Honestly I don't meme it up even when I post on Cred Forums. I was on the internet before meming was commonplace and I kind of hated it from day one.

>rules 1 and 2
But user-kun, you are the newfag.

If you browse this you are at least unlikely to be a normie so that alone is reason to be proud imo.

Well. Aren't you a grown up little boy now?

TWINKIE HOUSE

>muh Cred Forums raids only
Doesn't matter, everyone knows that rule is better applied 24/7

I was in my organic chem 2 class and a qt redhead was on Cred Forums on her laptop. The next week she brought her 3ds and was playing X&Y so I challenged her to a pokebattle on mine and just barely won with my last Pokémon (wobbuffet). I talked to her after and we even had lunch a few days after that since we both lived on campus. Added her on fb only to see she had a bf. Kinda gave up after that but we sat together before class on the last few weeks of class. Should've kept in touch (when the fuck will I ever see a girl again who browses Cred Forums!) and her bf was long distanxe and they broke it off the summer after.

Talking down to me because I don't find baneposting funny the 300th time I see it.You're really in no position to take the high ground man.

Jokes are funny when they're original or unexpected, memes a crutch for people to feel like they're saying the safe or acceptable thing.

"omg he said big, now I said 4 u and then I'm the funny guy".

I tried giving it a chance and playing videogames with Cred Forums. Twice.

First time I had to mute the guy mid-game because he wouldn't shut the fuck up lashing at our team and myself. Blocked and ignored that asshole faster than you can count to two.

Second time pretty much the same. Wouldn't shut the fuck up about memes and insulting everyone on the team.

Fuck you autists. They all acted b-b-b-b-but I'm so lonely ;_; before the game, too.

I've been trying to. There's a girl who lives very close to me, but even after 9 years of knowing her online, she doesn't want to.

inb4
>"she"

>go to one meetup under the premise of meeting them
>kill them and repeat process till your caught
Its possible, just be creative you pussy

You talk like a big guy.

>her

Hothead get

i like bane cuz he is big guy and doesn't afraid of anything hahaha imagine if he crushed cards though right? haha omg and then epic fail guy could come in and trip or something omg.

What does those rules have to do with talking to anons in RL?

My friend's brother does, he's kind of weird at times but not full blown autistic. He doesn't know I browse Cred Forums, I was a proud Cred Forumstard 10 years ago but I would never admit to still coming here now.

>be me

Lurk forever more.

Thats actually /soc/ and /x/

Nope. Surveys put Cred Forums's female population at a fairly low level, though still above Cred Forums's ~4%.

>Cred Forums
>females
ebin

last one I saw put Cred Forums under 1%. This was from 2012 though

>surveys

I'd imagine that the women would lie more about their sex here on Cred Forums, given that G4M3RS are more prone to talking shit to them.

Cred Forums is Cred Forums, only a tiny bit more delusional and less memey. Everyone is just too much of a contrarian to admit that

Cred Forums might as well rename itself The Contrarians

I think this was the 2011 survey. I think the 2012 one had 6k responses, but I don't have the results of that one.

Technically unless you're a sperg who has no idea how to behave in the real world, a Cred Forums user is a pretty basic person.

And this is Cred Forums.

>that spike for weight once it gets closer to the outlier

I'd rather I hadn't met him, but he exists, user.

Yeah, most of us all started browsing around the same time.

I did meet a couple strangers, one that goes to /asp/ and another that was a Cred Forums-tard in the early days.

>gender: other

that's offensive you dick

>Start of semester at uni, spring 2015
>As I'm waiting outside one of my classes another guy in the class suddenly asks if I go on 6+2chan
>say no
>he says he's a Gamergator and starts telling me about SJWs
>first time I've ever heard "SJW" spoken aloud
>Literally refers to himself and GG as "vigilantes" and "consumer watchdogs"
>The next day I decided to wait down the hall so he wouldn't talk to me
>He came and found me anyway
>The next day I decided to wait on a different floor
>Still came to find me
>Eventually seemed to lose interest in me after I referred to GG as "a bunch of people arguing on Twitter"
I spent the entire semester in terror that he would ask for my Steam ID or something.

Don't make fun of Cred Forums.

On a related note: while 76% of Cred Forums users are virgins, "only" 65% of Cred Forumsirgins are actual virgins. 91% of Cred Forums users aren't currently in a relationship, while only 80% of Cred Forumsirgins aren't.

Good job guys! There's a group of people more pathetic than you.

Hit and miss for me. Some are meme spouting faggots and some are chill dudes.

If I can tell you browse Cred Forums, you're probably a faggot. This has held true in my experience so far. I think the only person I know to be a chaner that I like is a /k/ommando

>Good job guys! There's a group of people more pathetic than you.
Obviously, even the dudebros and chads play games but only the saddest individuals watch anime.

>2014 survey
> implying not atleast half of the 121 "women" on there were part of the still growing delusional trans population

its called an abundance of facetiousness or general snarky attitude.

>an oblivious autistic and a spineless faggot too spaghetti to tell him to fuck off
this is every "i met a sperg" story ever

When did I say I wasn't an autistic, spineless faggot?

>marrying a girl who's main board is probably Cred Forums, Cred Forums, or /cgl/
Disgusting user.

What's wrong with that?

>Just never mention that you browse here
This is what I believe, if a moron is so narcissisticly inclined to mention some lame claim to e-fame then they are the kind to be avoided.

its normal to say, I read it on the internet or a website I came across. If someone presses you for more info laugh it off and freight ignorance. Truly its not this site that I am ashamed or embarrassed of, its the average meme spouting annoying manchild faggot or weird attention whore desperate for "channer" friends I'm trying hard to avoid. I've know far too many that just drag you down and through the mud with them because they try too hard and think your bffs or some crazy shit.

and they talk about the most insane shit loud and in public too.

Nothing really. It's where most girls on this site are concentrated at and they don't move around much.

>All my IRL friends ended up browsing 9gag and reddit
>Always talking about how to get more redditgolds and stupid or old memes
>Mfw they believe that Cred Forums is for pedos or crazy people and I have to hide the fact that I browse this shit hole since 2008

>i'm not a pedo

of course. share your loli folder with me, user

Silly user, I'm only interested in drawings of little girl.
Especially the big breasted kind.

I have a weeb friend who is the exact same way. I joked about making a waifu shrine to him one time and he said "no, you'll end up on Cred Forums!" like it's some kind of Internet wild west or some shit.

>meet up with guy on grindr
>he's pretty average but so am I
>arranged to meet up in a park at night, get there
>talk on the swings for awhile
>idr how but it becomes apparent to the both of us that we both browse Cred Forums ("so... do you browse a certain website...?" "....yeah, you?")
>its freezing so we go back to his
>sit and talk about vidya for a while, idly browse Cred Forums together, he has a cute cat
>eventually get to sucking each others dicks, blow our loads together, spend the night at his spooning
>never talk to him again

coulda been worse

What?

My friend introduced me to here, and the only game he plays is Pokemon and Sm4sh, but the latter only when we hang out.
He's beaten the games over and over, it's kinda weird.

>this thread

But the real question is how did you meet your wife?

Honest to god the people I meet that use Cred Forums are generally chill as fuck. We make a few jokes about the site as a whole, how dumb it is and how people using it take it too seriously. And that's about it.

I've never met anyone whose browsed it who was legit a complete sperging when talking about it. Am I just a lucky anomaly

I'm pretty open with friends that I browse here, I just say I like the unfiltered opinions. Weirdly enough, other people have brought this place up around me on several occasions, and they seem to still have the mindset that this place is still the spooky internet hell it was known to be a long time ago. In which case my response is.

>yeah man, it's full of hackers u better watch wat u say there
Gotta keep the bloodline pure, you know?

"i'm a special snowflake and smarter, cooler, and more popular than anyone else here" the thread

With time you realize you're just a big a loser as anyone

Got a link for the survey, friend?

I enjoy wallowing in my filth. Cant be a loser if you have no regrets

I can't go back. After indulging in so much fiction, real people don't seem very cute.

>Cant be a loser if you have no regrets
ahahahaha, this is simultaniously the most stupidest and most delusional post i've seen all week.

I meant he has the same sort of idea that this shithole is dangerous in some way and is filled with pedophiles and insane people.

i'm king of the losers, it's from this lofty position that i can so accurately judge those in my domain

No, I think it's because it's the only game he understands. He did beat Doom'16 though, but he couldn't finish Hotline Miami so I think of him as kinda a casual.
He's funny and has good taste in movies though, and I've known him since about 3rd grade.
Forgot to mention he always brings up Cred Forums shit and I just hate politics so it pisses me off

I was in the research lab yesterday for a Law elective and the freshman girl in front of me was on /cgl/. She looks like what youd expect: tiny, matted black hair, acne all over, 5/10.
She opened another tab to buy $200 makeup so her parents must have given her a fuckton more money at 18 than mine did.

>In my final year of school six years ago.
>One of my teachers succumbs to arranged seating because we're talkative pricks.
>Get seated next to someone I don't really talk to.
>He's drawing rage faces on his book while the teacher's talking.
>Catches me looking at them, starts conversation and end up talking about Cred Forums.
>He says he goes on Cred Forums and brags that Lightning is his waifu.
>Comes out gay several months later.
>He now has blue bowl cut hair with the underside shaved and a septum piercing.

I know I'm not that bad because I have high self-awareness.

>anime image
>thread is shit and has nothing to do with video games
Every time.

Your words not mine, even if it was what I was thinking.

I once met a guy who was browsing kotaku. He was fat, socially retarded, balding with long hair and wearing a cap to hide it all the time. I liked hanging out with him though, he talked about other games besides lol, dota, cod, bf etc.

>Ever met anyone who browsed Cred Forums in real life before?
Nope.

But I do know people who browsed this site before. this site isn't really anything of a secret.
They're fine. Well, they people I know IRL anyways.

The ones I meet online that ""know"" me (god knows why) annoy me endlessly for reasons I'm too lazy to type out.

Oh no, this is exaclty my sense of humor. At least by what a few people have told me.

It is filled with insane people, thats not even wrong. I would also argue this tendency is rising, but there are still some reasonable people under all the shitposting and other kinds of delusion. But the chances of meeting one on here are really slim and are getting worse by the minute.

Actually overheard a conversation at uni the other day. Some ugly overweight guy with glasses was shouting pretty loudly.
>Transformers is OBJECTIVELY a bad movie!
>You ACTUALLY think consoles can get 60fps?!
is all I could make out.

Another guy at a different uni was a pretty chill dude, but all he browsed was Cred Forums. After E3 2015 he was 100% certain that Xbox was gonna blow PlayStation out of the water.

>having an shitposting identity in a anonymous imageboard
>gets mad when autists fawn all over him
Fuckoff.

lmao if you don't think this site is 95% normies

I think most of the kids I know who browsed Cred Forums (I don't know how often they came here) are all on reddit now. I think they just go to Cred Forums every once and a while.

I wouldn't call them autistic, but they were pretty much 'those' guys

Yeah, he was a meme-spouting undertale loving autismo.

I'm glad I never met him again.

my best friend used to do it more than I ever did
then he joined army and became kinda meathead and we gradually stopped talking with each other
feels bad, I miss him

One of my closest friends browses Cred Forums all the time and he's a great guy.

I knew a girl actually who regularly browsed multiple boards on Cred Forums, but she was full autismo. Probably didn't help that she was a girl.

i met a muslim lad who frequented 4chins at a duke of Edinburgh kind of thing back in secondary school
he was clearly autistic though, he was 18 and had never seen a hasidic jew before in his life even though he lived in london and browsed 4chin. he was so shocked when he saw one of those stereotypical jews from seven sisters
he also watched boku no pico on a daily basis which was kinda weird now that i think about it, he had it downloaded onto his phone
pretty chill lad all in all though

I found some guy in the library of University browsing Cred Forums.

He was the very definition of autisim. 6'+
Unkept short hair with a neckbeard. Dirty shirt with a windbreaker on and matching pants.

I made a thread on Cred Forums calling him out, but he either ignored it or didn't see it.

Huh?

>Chances are if you know a guy who plays games, is in his twenties, and doesn't have a girlfriend, he uses Cred Forums

Hey, fuck you too

That's my boy

>so her sugardaddy must have given her a fuckton of money
fixed

Don't you know /cgl/ at all?

At college a bunch of people browse Cred Forums, and I've seen a bunch of people browse Cred Forums especifically.
One of them is a friend of mine, who browsed Cred Forums in class until my (female) friend who introduced us told him to stop browsing "that gross website" (There was a lot of naked chicks posting that day.).

Other than that, I caught a glipse of a guy using Cred Forums in a the DnD group my friend ran.

A friend of mine's girlfriend did, which was strange since he thought of Cred Forums as the devil.

Serena is that you?

holy shit david?

watch this 8

so close but not as close as this 5

watch and learn boi
SIX

Excuse me, I believe you were looking for this 8?

lmao check these three (3) you fucking plebs

this is anzu's 3

5 or i kill anzu jk

nice trips but what about my 7

here's a four 4u

Im not david, i meant your steam name being serena.

here's that 4 you were looking 4

i believe that four you were looking four is right HERE (four)

close but not (four) enough!

why the fuck do you want a 4 so badly when i have a perfectly fine 6 here

ahaha what an idiot
check these 2

here comes dat 5

witness this 4 baby

the samefagging is pretty pathetic

who's pathetic now after you see my 2

that was just a joke user ;)
here's dat 3 tho

you're not saving yourself

7 or she gets it

Too bad anzu is a roach though.

no but i'll be saving (you) with this 9

more likely from muswell hill than 7sisters m8

Take your t*rkshit elsewhere

IT'S AN UPSIDE DOWN 9 HOLY SHIT M33M MAGIC

...

I have a friend who keeps using ancap memes at work.

He told me he was going to fire a tomahawk missile at me for violating NAP if I didn't cover for him to use the bathroom.

You sound like a little bitch who got burned by the so called neckbeards you seem to think you're better than

Newfags

>Ever met anyone

No

Heres a 3 hell here's two just please leave.

>wife
I'm gonna need to sit down for this one

i believe you were looking for this 3?

anzu's getting bored so we'll just have to leave it at this 6

wrong pic i meant this 6

who is this girl

holy shit fucking kys yourself retardated pozyass faggot

fuck you h1ro

HOLY FUCKING SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT FIRST TRY BOYS ALL HAIL HIRO

my waifu

One of them was pretty chill, but the other is a sperg who can't keep his mouth shut.

>retardated

keep trying the soul still burns

finally you stopped

I agree. What happened to original humor? Why are catchphrases and image macros the only way we communicate these days?

I mean, shit doesn't have to be poignant, but what happened to humor that didn't rely on copy/paste?

holy shit what the fuck is this mess? it must have been my drugs i apologize to anyone whom i have caused inconvenience to and my waifu would like to say she's sorry too

you can apologize by kysing yourself

>kill yourselfing yourself
i believe you should be the one who should kys

Original and creative humor is sooo 2014, just let yourself become retarded like the rest here did. Join us........

sometimes you find the original user spouting fresh shit, some excerpts include:

>Why don't you suck a fat jibbly wibbly, m8?
>[spioler]Last night I mexican diarrhea ameriburgered your sister[/spioler]
>go work at a flower shop if you want common courtesy, you flaming homo
>[spioler]
>u-uh m-mb-bu
>Except console are no longer insert dicks play game
>yep in
>Simbly yep in
>௵
>BLESZINSKI
>Dude Sex
>On the Dong Engine
>ILLUMINATI
>fcuık u
>(discussing ps+ rising +10 dollars)
>inflation
>the only thing inflating is their dick in your mouth, the service was outrageously overpriced to begin with

>killing myself
>when there are shitposting faggots posting girls no one knows

not a good idea

>it's shit by I laughed anyway

everyone knows anzu you dumb faggot

want to fight user

>What happened to original humor?
Its always in the minority because those people want people to laugh at their comment to get a ego boost. The rest can get the same social boost from just posting the meme and feeling like they are a part of a bigger whole, thats the real reason memes persist.
Then the joke becomes "I didn't expect to see that meme there' and it continues until people get upset just by looking at it. A certain percent just continue to be amused by it so the meme will still persist in social consciousness and perhaps in the future might be seen as the zeitgeist.

You know a thread is gonna be full of faggots when there's an anime pic in the OP.

i'll fight for my waifu any day of the week bro
bring it on

>real person waifu
fight for your sanity
I'll break your ass

I know a guy who browses Cred Forums that might go on Cred Forums, we hang out sometimes.

Most of the time we just look up gay porn memes youtube.com/watch?v=kDBM0q7L9do

>simpsons poster
fuck off you cancerous twat

>your """"""waifu""""""
>3d trash

You suck his dick yet?

A guy I met through Cred Forums then was friends with for years I've met in real life a couple times, and is a really great guy.

Another guy that was a friend of a friend that turned out to browse 8ch was ok, just pretty awkward and was beta orbiting a girl that was obviously not into him.

waifus aren't exclusive to 2d, pure 3d girls can also be waifus but it's very rare/non existent with the exception of anzu of course

I knew a kid in high-school who browsed Cred Forums. He was very short and had a bit of a napoleon complex. He'd always try to argue for the benefits of Cred Forums in our current events class.

>pure

>roughly 95% of 2d anime waifus are vastly superior to anzu

None of us are cool guys, we're a swarm of autists.

this happens with most statistics that follows the bell curve, same with the age one in the same chart

anzu's purity is a well known fact

>z axis
soiled

this is jewish propaganda, they want you to think anzu is part of 3dpd but she's not
she's the only exception, she's a 2d girl born into this cruel world against her will

/thread

Isn't that guy one of Breivik's victims?

she pleases old men for money

lies
proof it

I'd be right happy to.

He was an edgy Cred Forums-tard that looked at porn in class

Went full autismo and lewd

I'm not sure if he browsed Cred Forums, but I once saw in the college campus a guy playing Dwarf Fortress on his laptop.

I asked him about the difficulty of the game and he answered me in a strange manner, like if he had trouble speaking.

elaborate

1 fat neckbeard and a delusion skinny faggot who thinks hes cute had shitty awkward sex and it was really gross

Sat next to a guy in one of my uni classes
>One day on my phone browsing Cred Forums
>Look next to me
>See that he's browsing Cred Forums as well
>Even browsing some of the same threads
>Tap him on the shoulder, "Hey man are you browsing Cred Forums?"
>He replies "Yeah."
>Started to talk about video games
>Turns out he plays a lot of JRPGs
>Start to text each other for awhile
>Ask if he wants to hang out sometime, but he declines
>After the class ends we stop talking to each other
>Wish we could've hung out he seemed like a cool guy.

Jesus Christ are you me? Currently doing comp sci in college, and theres a full blown autist in my maths tutorial who unironically uses words like 'cuck' and 'redditor' irl

Nice

Not necessarily Cred Forums, but I've had people joke about "the hacker known as Cred Forums" to me serves me right for browsing in public.

The people I overhear making Cred Forums jokes, or who make them to me, are surprisingly normal looking, certainly not my mental image of anonymous shitposters.

To be fair "cuck" kinda seeped into real life, at current rates Cred Forums will meme magic so hard reality just shatters before 2019.

I was working at petsmart and some teenage girl came in sperging on her grandpa?
starts saying shit like cool beans desu senpai and kek

sell them a pleco and they leave

>9th grade, taking AP Human Geography
>teacher puts on a human population clock
>meet some kid, kinda discover he's into internet shit
>at the end of the class we both make the obligatory "over 9000" joke about the world population
>talk after school, tells me he browses Cred Forums
>we've been really close friends for years now throwing a bag of day-old donuts off a bridge at midnight forms bonds, man

>anyone from /x/
>well-adjusted and non-autistic

This literally happened yesterday

>College recently started back
>hundreds of new freshers
>go to get lunch at subway by myself and sit down
>3 freshers walk in, 2 fat neckbeards and a 4/10 girl
>they get food and sit down
>one of the guys is wearing a t-shirt that has the Dark Souls 'You Died' message on it
>They start talking about vidya, and say how Pokemon Go threads on Cred Forums were the best thing ever
>the girl doesn't say a word
>another fresher walks in
>kind of awkward and nerdy looking, but seems like a normal dude
>he's ordering food
>his voice sounds kind of geeky
>the two fat Cred Forumsirgins start audibly giggling and mumbling insults like 'listen to this autist'
>the guy can clearly hear them
>on his way out he walked up to the girl and said if she ever felt like leaving these two losers he's available
>they 3 of them remain silent for rest of the time I'm there
>the girl looks like she genuinely wants to kill herself

I'd say Cred Forums's been getting pretty New Sincerity over the past few years, the snarkmeisters are from Reddit or something.

There is still a "4chany" sense of humor, mind, but honestly I can't explain it.

>normal people
>Cred Forums

In all seriousness using the explicitly normalfag board on Cred Forums is weird in its own right.

He was pretty cool. You know we're on the same page when we're playing quip-lash in the Jackbox and both Bane-post when the topic is "what james bond said before throwing a man out of a plane."

Did you tell him you love him yet?

>got a bit too much into the senpai shit
>go shopping
>nobody at the counter
>find the cashier
>"hey senpai can you come?"
>that look on his face
I didn't even realize what I said until after I left, everyone in my enviroment watches anime and even the most normalfag shit like naruto uses senpai so I didn't think twice about it

By strange coincidence, I was partnered up in english with 3 completely different people, and somehow we all browsed the same shit, so we became best friends.

This follows from real life experience (supposedly female attendance at conventions shot up because of anime), but sauce?

>him
who?
the waifu shitposter?

Baneposting is a meme that continued so far past the "old meme" line it's basically immortal, kinda like >shiggydiggy

I genuinely believe Baneposting is still gonna be around in 2020.

Haven't met people who openly browse it but i met some fat dude who wore a fedora and had meme and pony stickers on his laptop. He exclusively played hearthstone and played the randuin deck every time i saw him play.
He was nice but kind of cringy obviously.
First time i met a walking sterotype though

I was friends with one guy who browsed Cred Forums when I was 17. However it was a different time back then. 2009. I only browsed ED at the time.

He had some odd hints of delinquency. He brought his pocket knife to school, says AoC should be 13, and how racism isn't that bad. Probably an alt right on Cred Forums or something.

I jokingly use senpai around friends and in group situations where people typically say stupid shit. It's kinda caught on, don't worry about it.

>drawing rage faces
>He now has blue bowl cut hair with the underside shaved and a septum piercing.
bloody hell

Nope but i have meet and pretty much studied with a reddit user. He was freshly 18 and i think i was 22 at collage. Biggest meming autist that you could ever find, annoying as fuck too and pretty much still on his underagefag stage. If it wasn't for this other jew nosed girl i would have smashed his head to a computer long ago before graduating.

Everybody i knew brought their knife to school. In fact, people would offer their pocket knives to teachers to open boxes and such.I lived in farmer country though so idk about where you live.

I arranged to meet a guy from /vg/ once to stay in my house for a tournament event. He was really nice and friendly

I wasn't a "farm" state, so it just appeared as odd.

Granted, we needed boxcutters for our jobs, but its still kinda strange showing it off in public when not using it.

Yes, my boyfriend.

We even Baneposted in bed.

Was being a faggot part of your plan?

try not being such a fag

wow you met a guy online? thats just like a real relationship and not at all autistic and retarded

>your future wife is shitposting on Cred Forums right now

Sturgeon's law applies to every site including Cred Forums

majority of you are deplorable shitheads and I wish I never came here

I have never met another person that browsed Cred Forums myself, but I'm the one responsible for getting all my close buddies into it.

He was a autistic skinny gook who literally spilled the spagetti when i said hi to him. Actually,thats his general reaction when anyone talks to . he just looks at them and opens n closes his mouth like a fish out of water.

OF COURSH

why is there so many fucking laws for all the dumb shit no matter how trivial
90% of things are shit doesn't require some rocket surgery to find out
there isn't fucking anons law that needs to be called upon everytime someone is a fucking faggot

80% of Cred Forums is asperger.

>tfw no hairy Cred Forumsirgin friend

fuck yeah im cool man

>nu-male neckbeard
so like hipsters that suck at being hipsters?

Id suck a hairy dick

what does Cred Forums look like?

kind of like eric andre but more mellow and in speech/text form

no

I'm actually a really attractive guy. I'm also incredibly lonely and depressed because I've always been shy and found it extremely difficult to socialise, despite my good looks. There isn't even one person who I would call a "friend".

It makes me depressed when people think that being attractive guarantees a good life. It most certainly does not. I'm living proof that an attractive person can still be lonely and miserable.

>Everyone there is broken and insane,
sounds like me, so should I go there?

Maybe you're wrong about being attractive.

Maybe you're ugly as sin and just don't see it.

An IRL friend introduced me to Cred Forums. We're very good friends.

oh shit, this thread's still alive after 12 hours.
has Cred Forums hit a speed bump?

ofc they are gonna be like that if you add them on steam from Cred Forums threads

Is Misaka retarded?

Most of my friends do. Not to mention I found out that both my little brother and sister do. I scrolled through their history, and they both have been to Cred Forums.

They're phone posters.

Stupid, dumb Takagi scum.

ofc but it is really easy to make apart the newfag normies and real oldfags

3 fat autistic manlets that post here and Cred Forums that memespeak in my uni classes and smell like they literally never bathe. And a lesbian acquaintance whose my gym buddy whom I'm pretty sure goes on /fit/, Cred Forums and Cred Forums.

like all tsunderes, yes.

>I'm actually a really attractive guy.
Doubt it.

>Cred Forums
Ask her if she likes Kanye and then immediately gas her with a barrel of Zyklon B while she opens her mouth.

I worked with a Mexican guy who browsed Cred Forums. He was pretty fucking funny. Neither of us were all that cringe, I was probably cringier than him really. But he was great at his job and we made a good team.

why not fuck him?

She's incredibly smart, top of her class.

But she lacks any ounce of common sense, like Index. That's why Index is going to end with a harem ending

Absolutely not. The place is a shithole. Basically everyone is desperately looking for attention and/or sex.

It's easy to get e-laid tho

Or yknow. Get catfished. It's like 75/25.

I accidentally got my gf into browsing /wsg/ and /vp/ because I kept sending her images and webms I thought were funny

that's old old old news buddy, we gotta have new survey

Yeah. Best friends I ever had. We're even looking to get started with a D&D campaign. I was introduced to them through another group of Cred Forumsirgins that I'm not as close with but still view as friends.

>"only" 65% of Cred Forumsirgins are actual virgins
no wonder this board is so cancerous, normies ruining everything

No. We have, like, 10 posters from my country.

I met Anthony Fantano once at a grocery store in LA.

Hello Antarctica

Was he indeed as busy as he claims to be in all of his videos?

90% of statistics you read on the internet are 100% bullshit.

Ebic. She's actually very nice but keeps bringing up 'thicc' memery way too often.

Call me back when you run into Zoe Camp in New York.

Is your girlfriend fat, ugly and loves cats?

Short hair, medium hair, or long hair?

This is the true test of whether or not she should be gassed, because browsing Cred Forums is the biggest red flag outside of browsing Tumblr.

Medium. She had shorter bangs when I met her. I still think it's weird how out of all the people brought up itt she's the one that needs to be gassed according to you.

No, she's best girl.

The phoneposting part is a bad sign, what boards?

Cred Forums, Cred Forums, /vp/, and my sister also browses /cm/ and /gif/

Surely they are over 18 right? You are not allowed on Cred Forums if you aren't.

He must be, because he was yawning really loudly and mumbling angrily under his breath about 'meme points' or something like that.

>Not allowed
What part of "phone poster" do you not understand?

My sister is 15

Like an insect

Tell her to get the fuck off of Cred Forums.

>sister is 15
Too old

I haven't browsed on my phone myself but don't you have to accept some terms that include you being over 18 years old like you have to on PC?

>ants are posting on Cred Forums now

It's all over.

>now

>Do you live on Cred Forums?
How do I answer this

"Yes"

Why is Cred Forums any more of a red flag than Cred Forums ?

Did they shit all over your favorite album user?

"No."

Probably.

Met my gf on Cred Forums.

Yeah, we met over a WH40K thread and met up and created characters/played.

Cred Forums is more obesessed with contrarianism than Cred Forums.

I wanna fuck misaka.

I wanna fuck index

"Maybe"

Index is not for lewd.

Some guy in the school's computer lab pointed out that somebody had tried going on Cred Forums. Nobody said anything

>tfw you will never be raped by a Cred Forums user

Can't rape the willing.

how do you guys even meet people online now that MSN is gone.

i have been stucked on facebook and skype and i hate it.

damn you're right
uh
>tfw user will never mindbreak you

>He actively wants to meet other human beings that inhabit this Earth and initiate inane conversation about common interests.

Why?

because i have never done it in my life before, mostly.

Yeah in college I met a few.
They were like the nicest and quietest people, compared to the rest. They didn't even talk about Cred Forums, and would grimace whenever someone that didn't browse would talk about "anonymous" and "Cred Forums"

Speaking of, why is Cred Forums still "Scary".

You're on a streak, don't lose it now.

If you're fixing for interaction, just show your tiny dick to randys on Omegle. It fills that social meter right up.

>thread is still here

Fuck you (((mods))).

Where are you?

He looked like a girl . next thing you know he says he's straight.

It was a mod whom opened this thread.

brisbane

KEEP POURING IDIOT IT'S NOT FILLED UP YET

Met one guy who was browsing Cred Forums in my computer class a few years back. Didn't know the guy very well but he seemed down to earth. then again he could just an quiet autismo.

So far away

He was a really stale, boring white guy, kinda like me

This happened recently and he is a mess.
>Meet this guy in my photography class.
>Has long bushy hair, standard glasses, visible double chin in development, wears constantly thin shirts that makes his gut stand out.
>has this odd smile and stare to him
>he constantly talks to people about anything
>see him attempting to hit on this girl who is visibly uncomfortable
>don't care, I just want class to be done
>class done
>oh what the fuck he's in my second class
>he's in ALL of my classes
>he notices that I am in all of his classes and forces me to take his number
>constantly calls about projects and deadlines because he's a forgetful fuck
>Animation class, he mentions a bunch of memes
>mentions Cred Forums and how he is one of the memest fuckers on there
>starts spouting distasteful garbage and constantly uses the phrase, "IM THE TRESH MAN" anytime someone mentions a word relating to garbage
>later in graphic design class, he is constantly bugging this one guy in his 30s
>he's trying to get work done
>uses all social cues
>even puts his headsets in to max volume
>sperg strokes his back to get his attention so he can keep talking
>guy audibly tells him to not touch him
>sperg is instantly offended
>continues ranting about cartoons and his favorite children shows
I try to be nice to everyone but this guy tests my limits. I can constantly see him browse Cred Forums on his phone during class and he complains about every single fucking thing.

Don't do it user, it's probably a male. A fat one with a dirty anus surrounded by crusty knotted shitty ass hair. They'll probably be exuding a sheen of sweaty grease, and their folds of fat will be so pale they'll look like a fat fuck snowman melting on the first day of Autumn. And from the moment you meet they will probably hold absolutely 0 interesting conversation, just making depressing self-depreciating comments while avoiding eye contact. And they won't stop shoving food in their fat fucking face, because one second not spent eating means one second you are not repulsed by that disgusting pig. Then they will bend over and present that flabby slab of cream cheese asshole up to you, the stench nauseating and the sounds utterly repelling. And the worst part is you'll do it user. You'll do it because you've been on a dry spell lately and you've been feeling a bit down and you don't want the trip to be a waste. But in the end you will regret it for the rest of your life. It's not worth it user.

I met a guy from /vg/ and /x/ around a park while I was playing pogo ,had no idea until he memespouted while we were checking our pokemon. Pic related,, he seemed pretty normal , I had no idea these types of people browse here I thought I would've expected more autism from the guy

That's dangerously close to being a girl.

jeez you nearly got me
not fat though just chubby and i shave

I expect nothing of it. I find it amusing that when talking about sexual stuff everyone sounds like a girl straight out of a hentai anime.

What? Not even, just looks like a typical emo guy to me.

>dry spell
>implying everyone here isn't a virgin

Well, granted, I have never seen an emo guy before.
Weird.

Where do you think I do my research?

Well. I'm not the user you replied to. But emo guys from where I'm from don't look THAT much girly.

It's amusing. Not curious.

Wear protection.
always.

met one. full autismo. literally sammyclassicsonicfan tier.

ended up having sex with someone I met here once

he gave me one of his dragon dildos

Fuck, whats the point in having an anonymous board if you all keep fucking each other!?!

do you still have it?

We share it sometimes.

We should make a biannual fuckmeet.

of course, I've had it for almost 6 years I think
no, we never met again

woah hot
shame you never met up again though

>be straight
>all these fags are having the time of their life
man, you're all lucky.

Traps aren't gay though.
Even if his little pink dick was flopping around and dripping precum while he was bouncing up and down on my cock.

but there's no vagina

One that is a friend of mine we met at local Marvel tournaments. Apparently I said something when I got salty and it outted me.
ANother is a co-worker that I have been workinf with for like 5 years but we only found out a few months ago because we don't sperg out, but after finding out I wasn't surprised because he's an asshole. (just like me)

yea we had problems, great sex tho

he actually has one of the most infamous dragon dildo collections on Cred Forums, so I guess it's a little insertable piece of Cred Forums history

i love aussies...

Full autismo, they were loudly discussing "dank Cred Forums memes" among each other

Do they not read threads like this? Do they just lack basic self-awareness?

"I don't know"

Not one that admitted it. I saw some guy browsing Cred Forums in class when I was in college. There was also a guy or two in some other classes who were these fat, awkward neckbeards that I'm 99% sure browsed Cred Forums but the class was dominated by really outspoken redditors so there's no way they would've admitted it.

First 4channer
>stupid autist who'd shit himself and touch people
Second 4channer
>some faggot who'd tell everyone he can that he goes on Cred Forums, was a LOLSORANDUMBXD kind of person
Third 4channer
>another person much like the second, I met him when I first started coming here
Fourth 4channer, annoying normie
>I actually showed him this place when he brought up to me that he wanted to learn how to browse, haven't talked to him since but he was a cool, gigantic /fit/ guy
>fifth 4channer
A highschool teacher of all people

One of my classmates basically told everyone in my class I browsed Cred Forums once.

No one really gave a fuck because I didn't act like a total sperg memelord.

Pretty sure quite a few of them browsed Cred Forums too and about 3 definitely browsed reddit.

>Pic related, he seemed pretty normal

Oh and forgot to mention the Cred Forumslack who'd never shut up about politics. Everyone hated him and he would talk about Cred Forums to this stacy.

>tfw no hairy user to have fun with
Why is it so hard

Because you're thinking about sex.

Trump 2016!

"Can you repeat the question?"

If you went to highschool in deep south texas keep fighting the good fight.

I don't even want sex, just fun times

I'm not an assburger sam

Fuck, another one just popped in my head, there was this guy who sat next to me in a college class who started browsing Cred Forums out of nowhere, he eventually saw me browsing Cred Forums and gave me this weird fearful look before sitting somewhere else the rest of the semester.

I honestly believe the hairy user is just a meme. I get those do exist around here, but most likely it's just dominated by a bunch of fuccbois or guys that are very small and fragile both in appearance and mentality.

Common courtesy. Cred Forums knows that they aren't welcome anywhere.

Because I'm a prude and shy and he wasn't really my type?

last year some sophomore on my bus used Cred Forums on his phone. the posts seemed to be all anime related from the glimpse I took.
he was full autism and even had the stereotypical nerd voice and looked like a neo nazi. also got cucked by some mixed kid who didn't even like the girl. shit was hilarious

>anime
He deserved it.

>posts pictures in trap threads
>"i'm shy and prude"

Women am I right.

"where is Cred Forums?"

"How can I live inside someone?"

are you in here josh

yeah

Yeah, IRL, because I'm not confident in the way my face looks, it's easy to post some pictures with good angles and lighting, it's a whole different thing to be face to face with someone.

>go to gamer's night
>people playing smash on one side
>consider myself hot shit so I want to take on the guy dominating everyone
>take him down to last stock, whoever gets the next hit wins
>he gets me fair and square, some good matches
>talk about playing smash while drunk and how much better we are at it
>he jarringly starts talking about a Cred Forums screencap like I was supposed to know them all and describes the story in great detail
>no clue what he's talking about but Cred Forums is mainstream as fuck so I'm down with people who don't sperg about mentioning it
>toss him a couple vague lines to show that I browse regularly so as to not leave him hanging
>generally cool dude
>talk about weed and pokemon
>tries to get me some but can't

just a cool guy with a different energy than mine. The other non autists I've met are my friends, while everyone else I've ever known who has mentioned Cred Forums has been a top 10 cringe moment

it's just an anonymous forum
it amazes me how people cringe about it at times

I really wanted you to be a girl. Maybe next life we'll meet and be friends.

Yeah I really wanted to be a girl too, but that's just the way life hands out it's cards.
You gotta play with the hand you're given.

I've met people that think its full of pedos

My three friends all browse Cred Forums and spend a varying amount of time on here. None of them bragged about it or anything it just kind of came up in conversation a few years back.

We went to High School together so we were friends before we knew each other browsed.

But they typically stay off of Cred Forums with each of them having a main board they spend most of their time on, like /tg/, /sci/ and Cred Forums. When we're talking in groupchat or hanging out privately we'll talk about Cred Forums sometimes but it's mostly just sharing cool threads/images or talking about on going events. We typically don't bring shit up in public though, it's just feels awkward talking about it.

I'm sorry if I was rude to you user. I'm just sleepy and these threads make me this way.
you're a cool trap. i have 1 trap friend, he's cool too.

I wouldn't even call myself a trap, as I don't pass for a girl on the street normally anymore. Now I'd just say I'm a girly looking guy with a very girly figure, but definately not a trap, and certainly not a tranny either.

Truth be told, I'm kinda ugly.