Would you get drunk with Jill? What would be the main topic of your conversation?

I'd rather get plastered with Stella. We could talk about toku and shit.

I really would like the Vita version. Playing this in bed is pretty much the only way I'd play it again.

Where's our cyberpunk pizza delivery sim starring Mario?

>devs hoped to get out of hell with money
>making the game had the govnt flag'em as "culture producers" and they were banned from leaving
Such is life in Glitch ci- I mean Venezuela.

>ywn get drunk with Stella and end up seeing her in this outfit the next morning

Should I play this drunk?

I'd ask her why her game lacks routes, romance, and porn scenes. You know, stuff that any VN has.

Will you be able to hold your shit when drinking with her or will you just end up sleeping and vomiting after the first 2 shots?

As a "Latin American", I feel envy that my countrymen didn't create something like this

At least we produced KSP

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thanks for reminding.. gonna get few and watch some fun stuff

sauce

I want to marry Dana Zane!

Is that true?

no

nvm found sauce
instagram.com/p/BBwFYQXsB3d/?taken-by=anri_okita&hl=en

I'd like to out-drink Jill is what I'd want to do. Then help her out when she has to throw up everywhere. That would definitely fellate my superiority complex.

Yes and cigarette brands I guess

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I'm pretty sure she's got augs just so she can hold her liquor better so you'd have to be one hell of a guy to be able to drink her under the table.

i need more dorothy lewds in my life
couldnt even get the dorothy ending on the first try

If you've got drinking genes you probably could.

>Making Jill laugh
Pretty good idea, actually.

I want to marry sei!

Came to ask this. Sometime later this year apparently.

Nigger, last time I got challenged, she had 9 bud lites and I had 22 Coors lights. It ended in exactly what I described.

I really doubt the last time you got challenged it was by someone with augments, m8

They should just try to get some kind of invitation to a gaming convention in the US. I'd definitely petition for it.

I tell her about how animu girls are worthless when they're used goods

No, but it was with a 6 foot tall half black, half Irish girl.

I want to use her goods if you catch my drift

>m-m-muh purity

fuck off

I guess your bull doesnt care if your gf already took chads cock

I'd like to have sex with her if you know what I mean

found the cuck

*Making responsible decisions.

Now fuck off slut.

are you saying if you were the little girl you wouldn't be a huge slut?
what are you, gay?

I would talk to dorothy and tell her all the thing I have planned for her

>literally drinks a crate of beer
Those are half litre cans too.

Absolutely.

Her luscious legs.

foot tall half black, half Irish girl
Sounds delicious.

Dana actually drinks more than Jill and never runs out of beer. And even then never shows any sign of getting drunk.
Woman has a steel gut and liver.

>Should I read this drunk?
FTFY

How much shorter her skirt is in the art than I assumed from her demeanor and how desperate it makes her look.

Best boss.

It's part of her uniform, isn't it?

This is true.

>woman has probably cirrhosis

I'm sure she could ask for a longer one. Her skirt is literally shorter than the underage robot prostiture.

>Jill lusted for titty hacker but she's straight
>Jill's sad one-sided crush on bossu

Was there ever an indication of bossu's sexuality?

I don't think she's into smalltalk

GAME?

Titty hacker's THAT tall?

>she has the same proportions as a fucking robot designed to be perfect

Holy MOLY

*KIRA*

>that tiny and cute
>has been in multiple 6 man gangbang as the sole woman[

How wide is her pussy god damn

>A game with no romance or routes

Why would anyone in 20+1996, Year of our lord, play this shit??

>It reveals mid story that Stella fusses over her tits and tries to conceal them
>we never get to see the real size

She says she's into 2D, but specifically likes "cute things".

>Alma is a big girl.
>Jill is tiny
If Alma straightened up a bit, she'd probably be the perfect height for Jill to motorboat her.
Ah, what could have been.

I assume its adjustable.

Also 6 dudes with that tiny size of woman to go around probably gets pretty gay.

Good thing Jill is both cute AND 2D.

>Everyone says over and over that Jill is sexually frusterated
>she drools at Alma every moment she can
>also would go down on Boss on command

>she doesn't fucking get any IN A GAME WITH THE NICKNAME WAIFU BARTENDING

She comments if you get her mad drunk that it WAS really akward for the guys and she thought it was hilarious

Not to mention they were all mall Santas so they were all fat too

Drunk jill best jill.

>weird frizzy redish hair
>freckles
>obnoxious as fuck when it comes to how strong of a woman she is

She's kinda cute desu. The night ended with me sharing a twin size bed with her. I'm too much of a pussy to make a move though.

Was it actually established that titty hacker is 100% straight? I thought she hinted at a possibility in the far future at least.

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THIS SHIT IS BREAKING THE RULES, OR ARE WE ALLOWED TO POST BOOKS ON Cred Forums NOW?

EITHER WAY KEEP THIS SHIT OUT OF MY V AND KYS YOURSELF

Unfortunately she straight up says she's straight, even when Jill outright admits to her face That she would destroy her in bed

>or are we allowed to talk about books
It's been a while but #bookz threads used to be great. Eat shit.

Wait for someone to come into the bar and bounce conversation on them

>she nods unimpressed because she's already taken worse things directly in her ass

I don't understand, please elaborate.

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I thought she was homo after watching the bad ending

post more of best lilim

Is this game actually fun? Does it exist for pc?

Do you think sex is even enjoyable when you do it that much?

Especially when she gets split wide open by cocks probably as big as her leg

That doesn't imply she's 100% straight.

>Fun
Yes
>Game
No
>PC
GOG/Steam

No, Deamcast only.

>Does it exist for pc?

What do you think?

It's just a visual novel, of course it's for PC.

It's written by someone from Cred Forums and Cred Forums so you either love or hate that.

I thought it was a DS game

14,99 is steep for a VN though

If Lilims can be programmed to get drunk, I think they can be forced to enjoy sex

Just download it for free if you know what i mean

The OST of this game is easily worth the 15$ imho.

Isn't it written by some Russians or Belarusians or something like that?

It basically felt like real people for once because it removed the fake layer of political correctness in writing that's been forced onto everything and took place in a setting where people let their hair down.

It's also honest about how people would utilize things like technology for sex and all that.

It's worth it, Or check the archives for a download link, sukebangames.itch.io/valhalla-bar provides more bang for your buck

It's only on PC at the moment.
'Fun' is relative. It's a single-route VN for all extents and purposes, the gameplay is superficial and unchallenging but the story and characters are kind of nice, if you're into that sort of thing.

It should totally get a DS port.

That's because she wants to get numbers in bed.

its getting a vita port

>single route VN
>has multiple endings
user...

>Pirated it
>Game crash on a certain level (day) and unable to proceed
Seriously, throw me a 50% discount and Ill grab my card right away

A Venezuelan, actually

youtube.com/watch?v=_jnD6dF0u_s

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>not this
youtube.com/watch?v=O4MmIVQvlxw

Post underrated tracks

youtube.com/watch?v=loyHzqYLGxM

youtube.com/watch?v=R1QaMETxCz4

Also Jill looks kinda Mexican

True and she is just kinda saying it to tease Jill anyway. She could go for Jill maybe.

fun fact the dev who made the game made it so that he could get out of his country but because of said game can't leave the country venezuela ftw

Venezuelans. That also doesn't exclude them from browsing both Cred Forums and Cred Forums.

I do hope they managed to get enough money to drag themselves out of that shithole. Last I heard, place wasn't doing so well.

yes and yes

>Venezuela
>Probably the most richest country on earth thanks to tons of oil
>People literally starving

Commies huh?

I would ask why the game is so shit and why the dev actively shills every day

They can't sell their oil anymore and they don't have the means to sustain their country, other than buying shit for oil.

A weak dollar and cheap oil are the main reason for the crisis.

The different endings aren't different routes. It's one route that happens to split slightly towards the end, and even then there's only one major split between the good and bad endings. All the other ones fit together as part of the main story.

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The Dev is trapped in Venezuela for his whole life, he has nothing better to do, have sympathy

venezueladev just wants you to buy ten copies so he can afford a carton of eggs on the black market

I hope the devs get shot and die in their shithole country. I hope it hurts. It's what they deserve for taking a greasy dump and shilling the smell all over Cred Forums for the past half-year.

It wasn't the right type of socialism

Damn, nigga, who took a shit in your breakfast today?

Chill the fuck down.

which album is whatever may come from?

BERNIE 2016!!!

Yeah, it was the left kind

Donovan convinced me to continue playing this and then the bastard just up and disappeared after the 3rd visit. It still annoys me slightly.

Why are there so many Republicans on Cred Forums?

>American """politicians""""
not even once

>Really want to play this game but it would be weird because I don't drink IRL because every time I drink more than two pints I get really creepy and overly sexual and weird so I don't drink any more and playing a game about drinking would be weird
>tfw no slutty Dorothy gf

>people openly want sluts for GFs

They'd leave you in a month and be unimpressed with you in bed, what's the appeal?

Ummm... we would have an open relationship.....

>They'd leave you in a month and be unimpressed with you in bed, what's the appeal?
I'm bisexual and like the idea of participating in regular gangbangs. Being her bf guarantees me a spot.

are you mad my friend :o)?

>open relationship

Was there any source to back this up

nice bait

How you take a hug up the ass?

just pirate it dude, you don't lose anything for trying it

Because Cred Forumsfags are the new bronies/furfags.

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nigger mods

If you can't satisfy a slut you might as well kys

>He thinks non sluts will put up with bad sex and one pump chumps forever

Dorothy a shit

Yeah I really appreciated that it felt like an actual world and not just a setting. I mean, there's a rebellion and there's a fight against the system but it's all just background stuff while you run a bar and try to get through the day.

is this loss

you have got to be shitting me

>miss the VA-11 HALL-A thread because your doggo died
Well, tonight's been fucking great, guys.
OP: Yes, I would. How cute Alma is, probably.

Dorothy a best. A best!

>Jill's last line is barely legible
Come on, man.

I'm sorry to hear that. My condolences.

>just pirate it dude, you don't lose anything for trying it
Aside from killing the devs

Help your dev live another day!

does this toaster have a vagina I can put my penis inside

Yes, as a matter of fact.

I don't believe you, I need evidence.

don't forget that Jill has something from the BTC to resist alcohol better than most people

''This is seriously fucked up''
Is it a reference?

>I'm sorry to hear that. My condolences
Thanks, user, much appreciated. At least there's a comfy thread to chill in before bed.

ahh i wanna jill Jill's jills.

No! Do not sexualise the loli toaster!

I think there was only 2 who fucked her and the rest just left

I'll sexualize whatever the hell I want.

Stella is cute! Cute! CUTE!!!

user...

Seems pretty hard not to

>Seems pretty hard not to
Okay, anons, if you insist...

>Stella is cute! Cute! CUTE!!!
The cutest. Post more Stella!

Stop lying

Underrated

She's cute as a button, and dispenses alcohol. The perfect Jill for jillin'.

she's too shy

t. dev

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Okay so i finished this game and have no idea which ending i even got.

Can someone explain to me how you get diffrent endings even though there weren't any choices and how you know which ending you got

>t. shitposter-kun

Jill was actually in my dream today but she didnt say much.
Anyway, we would talk about past loves and then we would hug and cry together, and probably have drunk sex in her place. Or maybe we would just play games till dawn.

When can you get her drunk? I always tried spiking all the girls drinks and don't remember that

what does she say?

>She's cute as a button, and dispenses alcohol. The perfect Jill for jillin'.
Jill is pretty cute...

t.roasty

>she's too shy
Impossible. Shy girls are best girls.

If I'm not mistaken this was from the devblog and ended up not in game

I think that drunk face might not even be in the the game. She does get little tipsy though.

Actually, that's State Capitalism. Real communism has never been tried before.

>bud lites
>coors lights

I'm sorry, I thought we were talking about drinking beer.

Fuckin magnets, how do they work?

>Alma dominatrix adventures

WAIT REALLY

Vita ded

Really really.

Thanks for a good thread, anons. Reading cheered me up immensely

Yeah. She just seems to be bored though and the adventures are just talked with Dorothy, but not with her

This is what happens when your entire economy depends on a single resource and you don't even control its' price.

Wouldn't surprise me.
If you're running a country going down the economic shitter, the last thing you want is all of the people with money leaving.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, needs a guy mode.

>mfw safe_haven_loop

I didn't get into the game itself and stopped after like two hours. But I have listened to the soundtrack for days since I bought it.

Dorothy fags are literally paedophiles. This could have been a good game if it weren't for that piece of shit of a character.

>Android equivalent
>Liking them is paedophilia

She's not people and she was literally made for sex.

>being so fucking gay that you feel insecure with a female protag

What kind of backwards logic is that? That's the exact same thing loli fags say when trying to justify their vile (and illegal in many parts of the world) fetish. You're not fooling anyone.

>disliking a prostitute cyborg because she found a niche in her market

>What kind of backwards logic is that?
You're pretty good.

Wrong, I just happen to enjoy the occasional cyberpunk 'cop/merc/soldier turned bartender' character.
Someone who's actually seen some shit and lived to talk about it, not some pigtailed yuribait.

>Being in favor of thoughtcrimes

user, it's not real. Just like how I am not actually raping women when I fuck my tenga people watching anime lolis aren't abusing real children.

Fucking a machine made for sex isn't real either. Even less so when it's artificial in a fictitious story.

>loli
>vile
I bet you get triggered by loli babas as well.

I don't talk much, people think im shy because of it.

>This is a japanese rabbit

Sauce.

But that's the fucking point of the VN. Telling the story of the setting from the viewpoint of a normal citizen trying to live their life, not a cyberpunk cliche that is in every goddamn work from the genre.

Probably a Touhou doujin. Just look up Tewi on sadpanda.

I know what the character is but I don't have enough of my lifetime left browsing every Tewi doujin in existence to find this one panel.

There's a lot of them mon.

Itou yuuji.

There aren't that many that are translated, really.

nothing because im a terrible conversationalist

Thank you, loli toaster of high quality lewds.

I always forget Streaming-Chan has a webcam on her hat. I thought one of her weird eye colors was the webcam.

>Half black half Irish
Does she hate her own huge ass?

So a VN game where you're a girl and theres no romance? Not even a lesbian hook up?

Not appealing to either my dick or my taste in comfy games.

how do you get other endings? I don't want to read the letter with the little girl again and the end it all, how do I Dorothy?

Also try said be nice to the guy with a question mark on his head to get another endiv ending, how? She did all that dialogue herself. I just don't get alte different endings in this game.

Do you not get to choose the ending your first passthroug passthroug playthrough THEN you do?

>pirated this
>loved it to fucking death
>keeep forgetting to pay the devs so they can escape their commie hellhole

fuck thanks for reminding me OP

Jesus Christ this phone.

She's actually practically a stick figure.

see
Now you don't have to feel guilty, just sad for them.

Just like in the visual novel, I would take about literally anything as long as it is meme or anime related, and not cyber punk related at all.

savage

>get drunk with middleaged divorced guy who has 10-60 000 debt
>talk about punk, army stuff, drugs and how refugees are cunts
i guess it was ok friday like 2/5

I think the way it works is:
You've got the main ending, which is whether you're homeless or not.
Then you've got the extra endings for the various characters, which appear if you get all of their orders right.
With Virgilio you just have to guess his cryptic orders:
17 is a drink with 17 ingredients
Purity was a Zen Star, iirc
Fake was something that was used on some TV show, Fuzzy Water?

Can you be any more obvious about being a closet pedophile?
The people who complains the most about a criminal are either the victims or criminals themselves.