Why is Tali such a precious, delicate little flower? Majestic, shining, glimmering like a diamond ring. Never faltering, never failing to remain the sweet bee nectar of my life. I would give anything to marry her and live on Rannoch with her.
Why is Tali such a precious, delicate little flower? Majestic, shining, glimmering like a diamond ring. Never faltering...
Hudson Baker
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Ryder Smith
You gay nigga
Owen Morales
>purple poo in the loo with three badly photoshopped fingers
YOU CAN'T MAKE THAT SHIT UP
Christopher Harris
>Shepards blank face when she starts singing.
It's like he's contemplating the life choices that have brought him to that point.
Oliver White
Too bad she stole some poor Earth models face.
Brandon Sanchez
Liara is better
Kayden Lewis
I will never fucking forgive them for fucking up the face reveal.
Never.
Christian Wright
>implying that was canon
Jose James
>Tali
>Anything other than a worthless space gypsie
If you didn't side with Legion on the Normandy and on Rannoch then you played the entire series wrong.
Eli Martin
>in an official game
>not canon
HAHAHAHAHA
Joshua Sanchez
Fucking this!
Zachary Mitchell
What are you talking about? I'm still waiting for ME3 and it wasn't revealed in ME2
Sebastian Rodriguez
love this meme
Aiden Wilson
>Implying it wasn't
It's in the game, faggot. Cry more over your poo in the loo virtual waifu.
Benjamin Rodriguez
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
PURPLE
POO
IN
THE
LOO
HAHAHAHA TALIFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
Christian Brown
>getting this triggered over video games
Ok, I guess
Nicholas James
>ur triggered
10/10 damage control buddy. Here's a picture of Tali for you.
Aiden Lopez
>being this butthurt that bioware fucked up yer space gypsy waifu
At least you have your head canon
Sebastian Davis
Niiga, you went full virgin. Never go full virgin.
Isaac Flores
>you will never be THIS mad
Feels good 2bh
Brayden Rodriguez
I'd rather shack up with the blue space sluts
Reegar was the only redeeming thing about the genocidal space gypos
Jaxson Walker
I'd rather be mad than having a purple poo in the loo as a waifu. Get shit on, mane.
Jose Reyes
The romances in these games are garbage.
And whoever made ME2 made femshep want Jacobs dick way too hard.
Charles Wright
Tali was literally under spage-age in ME1.
I think half the reason BioWare had to write a lengthy timeskip for Shepherd was so that Tali would be space-legal.
And Gaider has the balls to call dwarf women "pedofeeliac" when they're just short, stout, bearded women--when BioWare was waifubaiting with a just-18 space goat known as Tali on the other hand. Christ, the DLC for Tali had you watching a musical with her and SINGING ALONG, like a tween girl would do.
Chase Allen
she´s a muslim. a fucking full face masked space muslim. think about that next time you sperg out about ur virtual love interests that dont exist IRL
Thomas Lewis
>make excuse about not wanting to fetishize dwarfs so they can deny scout harding romance
>you can create a dwarf and still romance others
I hate this dogshit company
Henry Peterson
Lucas Cook
poo in loos make the best wives. they are brought up in a culture that still embraces gender roles.
Grayson Nelson
>space Gipsy that literally lives in her own dejections and wears the same drenched in sweat clothes for weeks
Lincoln Clark
>we can activate sing along mode!
nu