Playing vidya

snacks with video games isn't the nourishment it needs

Fuck are you on about

Your kind doesn't deserve existence
derpibooru.org/625507

what the fuck is this
i got this from googling "grilled cheese gif"

Turkey sandwiches are better for vidya in my opinion. That's what I do. Also pizza or chicken

I don't like eating while playing games.

THAT'S A LOTTA NUTS

>planning to eat snacks with video games around some arbitrary time

You people are odd

Usually pretzels and a soda/water

You autistic dumb shit

THAT'LL BE FOUR BUCKS, BABY

>eating grilled cheese

>only americans snack
I've seen those ketchup-flavored potato chips from Euroland. Don't like to me.

i'm so confused

>tfw you will never be this autistic

>barely pony related
how is that related at all even

>Goes through all that effort and still uses pre-sliced burger cheese
Americans...

I just turn my keyboard upside down over my face and shake it.

can someone explain this barney meme

is it all one guy false flagging for attention?

patrician snack coming through

I like to make a BLT without lettuce or tomatoes with toasted bread that has butter on both sides.

not sure where you live but here in leafland real cheese is really fucking expensive.

>a B with B

>tfw braces

>real cheese
Americans...............

>people impersonating barneyfag ITT

You know the rules.

Since my room gets really hot in the summer I usually eat some ice cream. Usually cookies and cream or some variation of chocolate. Otherwise, I usually like to eat empanadas, sliders or meat buns.

yes

>tfw they discontinued the cinnamon sugar ones

>meal time
You don't cook your own meals do you? At least some of the faggots in this thread are independent enough that mom makes their chicken tendies when they demand them.

which is americans are stupidly overweight, then again one third of frenchies are addicted to fast food too
>tfw you hate fatsos

>eat some almonds
are you a fucking skeleton struggling to reach your recommended daily intake?

Every single kind of nut is packed with calories

My go to is apple slices, sometimes I'll get some peanut butter to dip em in.

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>not permabulking

What's your favorite for grilled cheese lads?

White bread, American cheese and some tomato slices for me.

nice try

>leafland
>americans
holy shit how dumb could you be

I don't think so skeleton

he's obviously a butthurt "muh continent of america" sudaca

A likely story, boner.

Are "Apple slices" and "peanut butter" code words for something, Mr. Bones?

>not having already overbulked in your teen years
what are you some kind of pious man

Fattie

[nervously rattles]

Yeah, no thanks you fiend

dumbo

you can't even spell fatty right

Sunflower seeds.

Noodles and company faggot.

Why not just kernels?

kek

>5 different types of fat

Because I like to eat them whole?

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Fuck it, I'll roll

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Eat a grilled cheese and go fuck yourself you faggot.

>it's my life starts playing

Water 'cause I'm trying to get down to 120 pounds. PB&Js would be my go-to if I could just eat whatever.

Don't you have to spit out the seeds though?

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I just plug in the fryer and cut some potatoes when it heats up. I have no idea why people buy Ore Ida french fries. They don't taste supoer good, they're expensive, and you can't cut them as thick as you want.

>120 pounds
ORLANDO
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More like that shit needs to go to
those roll charts and reply to this or this will happen need to fuck off

Eat this op

I can reveal the secret to you, but first, what is the password for the house?

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I eat only acorns and twigs then wash it down with water.

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I'm down to 183 (6'2 male) from just eating vegetables and occasionally apples from the local orchard. Then some salmon for dinner. If you're not eating like a starving silverback gorilla it's not hard. Plus there's snow on the mountains for good cross-country skiing and....now I'm rambling again.Gotta get ready for that nordic competition.

this with an egg

Just some peanuts and fruit juice.

roland

raul

saged for off-topic

you jest but grilled american cheese with a bit of dipping sauce is delicious.

i gaged

>tfw 5'8" and 125lbs
>heaviest i know i've been is 130lbs and that's with large meals and exercise

I have no idea how to actually gain weight

rage

bananas and cold milk

Same. Could be worse though, at least we're not fat.

>milk
enjoy your cancer

you guys don't have some special metabolism, you just aren't eating enough

I absolutely promise you that if you count your calories for one day and put them into a BMI calculator you'll find that you're eating just enough to maintain your skeleton

Your kind doesn't deserve existence
derpibooru.org/625507

You fuck off as well faggot
derpibooru.org/908752

rolling for fatty

What would you recommend eating?

What do you usually eat?

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>breathing
enjoy your cancer

roll.

lets go galko chan

>Implying everything isn't a carcinogen

Mah niggah

C'mon lucky 7.

Gunna be good.

>zero black dudes compete in this sport

I don't know why considering your body temperature goes through the roof once your heart reaches such a high BPM. I love the Cred Forums banter when the Olympics get going.

gimme that good ol fashion roll

I like cheez-its. They satisfy me well enough for a whole session.

FUCK

>breakfast
2 fried eggs over easy, spinach
>lunch
Ezekiel bread sandwich with ham, swiss cheese, green mix (spinach, kale)
>dinner
Whatever is for dinner

that's that classy poor, nigga.
we on a level
i respek dat

>get munchies
>want to go to the store
>remember that I have to lose weight

I've lost 90 pounds but goddamn do I miss snacks sometimes

Tomboy pls

Walk to the store, then.

>breakfast: usually nothing or cereal
>lunch: typically nothing
>dinner: too varied to really pick out anything specific, usually had a good chunk of meat in it though

Again, even with three large meals a day and exercise I was only 130lbs at my heaviest.

Oh well.

I need this

On that opposite problem. keeping this shit off is a nightmare. 6'0 here and was 210 at one point. Shit BLOWS. (I got it back down to 175 in three months doe Yee)

I'd like one #3 or #7 please.

Other side of the country. Plus, I'm a dude.

Oh I know. I'm almost done actually, at 126ish right now.

These are getting too complicated.

I was in high school once and none of these things seem to match up. Where are all the jock girls I dated?

rollerino

ayy

You'll get nothing, and you'll like it.

>breakfast: ~200 calories
I drink more than that in heavy cream. I'll make 5 cups of coffee in my maker, pour them into one giant cup and add about 5tsp of heavy cream totaling about 250 calories and I haven't even eaten anything yet.

>lunch sandwich depending on the amount of meat I'd assume ~500 calories

>dinner: if I had to take a random guess by how large your previous meals are I'd wager you aren't getting more than 1,000.

Neither of you are eating enough food to gain any weight.

Try drinking your calories, full fat milk, protein shakes, ice cream, fruit, and sweets are all pretty bad for you so try to sneak in a couple servings a day and you'll see weight gain in no time.

Seriously, count your calories and put them in a calculator, you weigh exactly what you're eating

I dunno. I'm more of a bowl grapes kinda guy. Like, I get where your coming from, but I just don't understand the appeal of table grapes.

>Cheese is paste
>Not strings of molten cheese as it's torn
Fucking disgusting.

Anything in a box and you don't have to touch. Who wants to take a bite of something and continuously wash your hands? You do wash your hands after eating, don't you?

So gold fish, cheese it to dump in your mouth straight from the box. Or something like a carrot or Apple.

>falling for the hand washing jew

good goy, rub those totally healthy suds into your skin with that fluoridated water!

Jesus Christ what the fuck is wrong you Americans? Can't you go one day without compulsively talking about food like some fucking gluttons.

Every day the same shit.

I usually don't eat any snacks whatsoever but m&m's always get me.

My bones probably weigh more than you do. Goddamn you people are small. I'm above-average in height so that might explain it.

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Breakfast: Pop tarts, flavor varies but it's usually orange creamsicle or s'mores
Lunch: Turkey + Swiss sandwich, peanut butter crackers and a fruit of some kind
Dinner: Some kind of vegetable and some kind of chicken

gimme gimme

Only activated for me son.

So drinking calories aside, what kind of shit would you suggest picking up to eat? I'm a poorfag so I've got a $50 budget for two weeks at best.

a homemade coconut

Good thing I hate anything sweet and that includes milk chocolate. The candy companies aint got nothin on me.

My fault is the salt. So my blood pressure tends to be horrible but at least I won't get the beetus.

No you didn't, it's a unix timestamp, you got it from some faggot trying to stealth

nope

Make some bastardization of paella and freeze it.

It's just rice and whatever the hell you have around usually.

Orange creamsicle poptarts exist?

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>not toasting both sides of the bread before putting the cheese on
LOWTIER
L
O
WTIER

Stop lying you dog raping piece of trash

Ugh

>tfw vegetable smells and tastes make me gag
Is this some kind of medical condition? I haven't eaten anything green since I was being spoonfed as a toddler, and the thought of trying again turns my stomach.

>think it's some kind of pornographic cooking show
>was making it for his son the whole time
Aww that's cute

I'm murican and I hate "murican" cheese

What the fuck is it anyway, some plastic knockoff of cheddar?

Just eat chedder you fiends

I find it difficult to overeat meat and cheese, but especially easy to overeat bread and carbs.

I'm sure it's a personal thing, but if I were trying to gain weight I'd generally do something along these lines for food
>brunch: 3 full size waffles covered in fruit, butter and maple syrup: 1000 calories
>dinner: fried whitefish, baked potato, ice cream for dessert: 1,000 calories
>snack: entire fucking bag of corn chips and a jar of salsa: 1,000 calories

there's an easy 3,000 that'll make you fat as fuck

For me, it's the McChicken sandwich.

You have boneitis.

Reminder that you suffer from multiple personality disorder and unknowingly post stealth-pony to make yourself mad.

It's considered a psychological condition. I LOVE vegetables but I was raised from an infant to understand food and where it comes from. From foraging for morels and wild asparagus to hunting an elk in the deep forest. People are widely ignorant of that sort of thing and it effects them mentally.

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I order piz'za from the superior pizza place AKA papa John's

What the fuck does understanding where food comes from have to do with liking it?

>It's considered a psychological condition.
Yeah, that makes sense. I also have trouble making myself eat meat off of a bone since I can recognize the tendon, arteries, and other anatomy.

I'll fucking die I am alergic

How does that taste and where do you get it

A lot in actuality.

All the truly great chefs are mindful of it. It had to be somewhere before it went to the grocery store.

This shit is like acid in your throat

I like chicken but I don't have to think about where it was raised in order to appreciate the good taste.

Cook the bacon in the maple and mix with the Mac n Cheese

If you cook the bacon while the pasta is boiling you can get it all done in like 7 minutes

They crowd around me some mornings. I decided to practice in the proverbial frontier and I'm OCD as fuck. Chicken coop, dogs, vegetable garden, all of that shit.

I'm going to grab some of that fresh rhubarb before the initial frost and chew that up. Good vitamin C right there.

rol

>I'm going to grab some of that fresh rhubarb before the initial frost and chew that up.

I really like fruits

A bottled water and a blunt

Rollerno

Would this work with the infinitely superior Annies mac n cheese you can get in boxes of like 40 from costco?

rol

How does it feel that the grilled cheese image is going to be posted a whole lot more now because Mods don't care what you think

please I don't want to be alone again

I want to see it.

Role

rolling for great justice

I hope I get the fatty

Probably

Maple bacon is basically just candy garnish to the mac n cheese
Even homemade MnC would be better with some sugar meat

>cook the bacon in the mac+cheese
are you retarded nigger? throw it on a baking sheet, cover it in brown sugar and bake starting from a cold oven for about 17 minutes

perfectly cooked candied bacon and you don't have to waste maple syrup

also works with regular bacon, I don't cook any of it on the stove anymore, it's all oven for me

I've seen those kinds of images in the bans log for reposting/spamming, actually.

No I don't.

rollan, fuck

this nigga knows

fuck off pajeet. only people who can afford food allowed itt

sounds baller but
>17 minutes
I could prep some bacon, sure, but I wanted to keep it quick to make

Plus I got way too much of NY syrup from living upstate
I gotta find *some* way to waste it

just watched this over a couple days.

why is the best shit always so short? is there not enough money in japan to pay the artists or something?

Also
>this thread is autosaging

It's 17 minutes where you don't have to do anything, compared to on the stove it's like 10 and you have to stand there the entire time.

Trust me, oven is the best. It's also great for making more than 5 strips at a time, I usually cook the entire pound and munch on it throughout the day

Gotta worry about all the fat drip though?

>No I don't.
Yeah you do, but you're too goddamn stupid to get it diagnosed. Ever wonder why you have pony pictures in your phone memory? The other "you" saved them.

This is reaching E.Y.E level batshit now.

baking sheet, line it with aluminum foil and lay the strips out across it

after it bakes scoop the bacon out, wait for the fat to solidify and pull the entire aluminum foil segment off and, you'll have a completely clean baking sheet

it's also better to just throw it away than washing it down the sink or collecting it in a jar if you aren't going to use it