Pokemon thread

Favorite new 'mon?
Favorite Alola forme?
Sun or Moon?

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I thought this was cropped porn

I was hoping this was cropped porn

I'm hoping for luchalitten to be fake and I'm hoping for split evolutions

Luchalitten seems great so long as it really is Fire/Dark.

calm your dicks you sick fucks

That looks pretty lewd

Nothing wrong with Lucha

>PC Pokemon
Citra or whatever it's called isn't even that good yet

Give me lewd or give me death

What's even sexual about the image? It's just two animals snuggling against each other.

I think he's just looking up the reveal on PC and imaging his choice. The game isn't even out yet.

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like this?

>pick cute starter
>box it as soon as I get pokeballs and catch my the first thing that crosses my path on the first route
I've been doing this for quite a while now and it has been pretty fun

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>not sneaking some pixels of the lewd parts into the crop
you're doing it wrong

what the fuck is that right one

It's amazing how good Gen VI actually looks at a decent resolution

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It's your waifu if you roll like 0

Russian roulette needs a bullet in the chamber

>you will never impregnate them all one by one

>prominent black and red
>hair covering half the face
omg
is this a deviant art mascot?

"Hi, I'm dogte the trainer killer. But you can call me ur waifu u ugly sack of shit"

>not cropping it right up to the pixel next to the one where the dick starts
shiggy diggy

Why do furfags do this "XD SO SUBTLE" shit anymore?

Bewear is my favorite so far.

The pokemon models are incredibly high poly. They overdid them so that they could reuse them as their games' resolutions got better.

>Nintendo handheld resolution
>get better
wwww

They are moving to iPhone soon.

Why move to a sinking ship?

I wish. Those expressions just scream 'knotting'

look'em doggos

Why is knotting so hot?

I'm gettin moon cuz the legendary seems useful

if only there were a board just for pokemon

Sinking in money maybe

Yeah and for porn, but hey what if Cred Forums was that place?

It just is, user. It just is.

Aside from the furfags I've noticed pokemon has an unsual

I mean either the new iphone flops or companies like sennheiser, audiotechna, beats etc go under within the next 5 years, if apple sucessfully makes headphones obsolete

>Favorite new 'mon
Grubbin line

>Favorite Alola forme?
Rattata

>Sun or Moon?
Sun

>tfw will never get knotted

Dogs kinda like to fuck humans so if you present your ass to one it might take

dammit, no. I see some goofy Guzma charm to its design.
yes

I'm a girl.

>being a liar

Then your odds are even better
Get a dog

Or they could just buy a dragon dildo or something.

>not wanting that hot and musky spunk inside you

And dog aids.

Apple owns beats

But there's many other reasons you are wrong however I am gay and don't want to have a retarded argument

I mean they have ones with cum tubes and that cum lube stuff.

Can't really do anything about warmth, though.

Do dogs have a form of AIDS? I know Cats do.

>not letting a dog poz you

I want the mermaid to be real so I can drink the salty tears of Bollio fans constantly.

Pyukumuku is objectively the best new Pokemon

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Gb2 /owg/

Bad Dragon sells cumlube and design dildos with cum pumps inside them. They even have various dog/werewolf/fox dildos for all your needs.

>not liking knotting
I can get not being a furfag or zoophile fuck, but if you're into assplay at all I can't see why you wouldn't like a knot

I've actually grown kind of fond of the Midnight Rockruff.
Still sad that the starters turned out the way they did. THe started off so well, too.

Ballio was already confirmed fake by the artist that designed it.

Mods please remove these dogrape furfag degenerates

>This is an actual video on actual youtube
What

There is no canine immunodeficiency virus, and even if there was, the virus would not transmit to humans from dogs anymore than HIV can be passed from humans to dogs, as these viruses are species-specific.

That lube is like 30 times sticker and viscuous than actual cum. Holy fuck that shit makes an ungodly mess

Also you can't really feel room temp stuff being shot up your ass

The best, seriously in my top 10 pokemon.

what's that

Ruff Edges is like something out of a 13 years old's Deviant Art. Day Doggo is much, MUCH better.

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I mean I know it wouldn't transfer to humans. I was just curious if dogs have a sort of "dog AIDS" like there is feline AIDS.

Everything's hotter in theory cause taboo but in actuality it's disgusting like most fetishes.

>waifu
>all +75% male

This shit confuses me more than anything else. Even the cuckold hate meme. Like, not only are you killing yourself but it shows a total disregard for everyone else, because you are fucking random guys to get pozed, but could already be and just pozing random people. This guy has a fucking wife he likely gave AIDS.

Sun Rockruff is bland as all get out.
Moon Rockruff is at least something. The design could be better, but I think it has its charm and gets bonus points for being a werewolf.
I think we always knew Rockruff's evo would have to be a bit edgy anyway.

I really hope it's viable because I want it on my team. I hope it has a friendship evolution where it learns to be itself and removes the costume

I think edgy deviantart wolf is cute!

CUTE!

bugbus is goat

>can't reverse image search
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Bugchasing nauseates me. If I was in the same room as one, I would cut them up with an axe. They want to die anyway, better to kill them before they drag more people down with them

Midnight is charming to me in the way a low-level comedic relief villain in a children's anime would be. Midday is alright too, but doesn't really ring out in any ways. I likely won't be using either though, Rockruff itself didn't impress me in the first place either.

As for the supposed starter evolutions, I really like Popplio and Rowlet's. Litten's I feel as indifferent towards as its first stage.

Literally search for rockruff on e621, it's not that fucking hard.

I like furfag shit but I think irl dog penises and most animal genitals are fucking disgusting.

fucking blood vessels everywhere that look like it's gonna explode in a bloody mess, horse "winking" that look like it's trying to pass a fucking foal, fucking cat dicks covered in spines.

Artist renderings are fine because they cut out the reality of what makes these animals so fucking disgusting.

Litten's is definitely the worst. One of the worst looking starters overall.
Popplio's is designed OK, but I really hate how it completely changes theme half way, and I've always hated anthro starters and waifumon. As the Champion level for a leading female's Digimon Poppliomermaid would be good, but not as a Pokemon.
Rowlet's isn't really offensive in any way, but it's not very interesting either.

thats called "being a normal person"

Says the guy lusting over cartoon dogs right? At least that shit is consensual unlike fucking a dog in the ass

>being a furfag
>normal person

Popplio is a performer. Its evolution is also a performer. If you choose to believe Popplio is a clown, it goes from a less respected type of performer, a clown, to a much more respected type of performer, a singer.

I think it's really good.

> At least that shit is consensual unlike fucking a dog in the ass

Bugchasers love tricking people into getting aids. And what is this false dichotomy? I don't support having sex with animals. But nice projecting.

Compared to legit dogfuckers I mean
Compared to your typical weirdo furfags are still bottom of the trash

Again, don't get why a knot would be disgusting to you. If you like anal play you likely have used toys that get bigger as they go down. Lots of plugs are like this, it's the same theory.

Having something big suddenly pop inside you feels really good.

>winking not looking hot as fuck

Ha, gay

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stop

I have seen this thread and it says otherwise. Im not supporting aidsfags but still

People aren't gay, you are just so desperate for sex its driven you to mental illness to the point where you find that sexy

I was looking forward to a clown, but then we got a waifubait mermaid.
It's not a good evo.

I don't care if it's fire dark. I'm just made it's bipedal

Oh fuck add that to

Knots aren't disgusting in theory I don't care about a plastic dog dick toy with a knot, actual dog knots are fucking grotesque.

I also think actual horse assholes are fucking gross too.

>consensual

No. NX

Fine I take it back but you're still all degenerates

>Tfw you will never do this with your mouth

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i have achieve boner

>infecting random people with a deadly disease is worse than fucking a dog
Even criminally it isn't. Knowingly spreading an infectious deadly disease is a much bigger crime than bestiality (which isn't even a crime in like 18 states and numerous European countries.)

Well enough. We'll have to agree to disagree.

fair enough

you can stop now

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