IT'S TIME FOR Cred Forums TO PLAY A GAME OF REAL LIVES
Who will we be?
What is our goal?
HOW WILL IT END?
Let's find out!
IT'S TIME FOR Cred Forums TO PLAY A GAME OF REAL LIVES
Who will we be?
What is our goal?
HOW WILL IT END?
Let's find out!
WE HAVE ROLLED NASSER HABIBI
FROM AFGHANISTAN
OH SHIT
Our starting stats.
Start thinking of some goals for Nasser. A goal occupation, country, etc.
>NASSER HABIBI
Don't be discouraged user, you might turn out like Nasir Gebelli an actual legendary programmer who went on to program many of squaresofts earlier games.
Our brother has measles.
We can hope.
aaaaand we're going to be a manlet.
There was never any hope.
AND WHOPPING COUGH
I'VE ONLY AGED ONE YEAR
WE'RE STILL ON YEAR 1
Can you decide to kill yourself at 1 year old in this game?
Become Sultan
Acquire harem
We now have another sibling, and we also have measles.
Our entire family is sick.
We just might have to.
Our father has been drafted into the military.
The weak shall be culled
Another fucking sibling.
ALRIGHT Cred Forums
UP TO FOUR ACTIVITIES
WHAT WILL THEY BE?
Religious Activity. Don't be an infidel, Nasser.
FASHION
CLOTHING
APPEARANCE
>NASSER HABIBI
religious activities
TWO MORE
OR WE CAN STAY WITH THESE TWO
Religious activities and nothing else. Just like the real thing.
Physical training
> "Military"
physical training and outdoor activities
We're going to join ISIS so let's prep
WE /fa/ ISIS NOW
Oh lord, she's gonna be a jrpg character
AAAAHHHHH SHIT
WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO
2 VOTES WINS
Good. ISIS could really use their own Hugo Boss.
RETALIATE
VIOLENTLY
RETALIATE
YOU ARE STRONG
RUN AWAY YA HABIBI
BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM!
ALOHA SNACKBAR!
RETALIATE, TIME TO TAKE TO FIGHT BACK
WE GOT BEATEN HARDER
GG
Us eventually
OH SHIT NIGGERS WE'VE BEEN BEATEN AGAIN
3 VOTES WINS THIS TIME
HABIBI SMASH
RUN YA HABIBI
RUN
ATTACK
RETALIATE
>seduce women
>that gay face
>"attractive"
Based in Vancouver too? I wonder what he does to afford that city.
REMEMBER user: WHAT CAN'T KILL YOU ONLY MAKE YOU STRONGER!!
REVENGE!
Retaliate
Those impossibly dark eye lashes :3
DO WHATS ON YOUR BLOOD RETALIATE VIOLENTLY
WE'RE ONLY NINE YEARS OLD
I DON'T THINK WE'RE EVER GOING TO WIN THIS
DONT TELL ANYONE. BECOME HIS PUSSIBOI
Does anyone know where I can download this game? I have it on my laptop but only got it on that because a kind user shared a download with a password locked rar file
...
As long as he doesn't hit the face. Scars elsewhere are attractive
You know another way to save money?
Don't have 7 kids.
Finally!
Your mom
Afghanistan is truly a land of peace
I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE BEATINGS Cred Forums
I TOLD YOU DAWG
WHAT DO WE DO THIS TIME?
3 VOTES
Suicide
This game is objectively better than reality.
Well, now we know this isnt real life.
Leave
LEAVE HOME
ISIS AWAITS
Keep fighting.
Victory or death.
Present your anus to him.
So this is a work of fiction after all...
YOU MUST RUN
RUN FOR YOUR FUTURE
SEEK HELP, TALIBAN WILL HELP US
FIGHT BACK YOU PUSSY
ATTACK!
ALOHA SNACKBAR!
fight back, we aint a bitch
Seek help
Assertyour dominance!
You'll win eventually! Kick that faggot's ass!
WE HAVE LEFT HOME AT AGE 13
HERE IS OUR CURRENT SETUP
I'm not sure if we can change these things until we get a job, but maybe we can try.
What do?
let's try not to starve first shall we?
is 13 too old to be a male whore in afganistan?
Subsistence, Makeshift, No Charity, Miserly.
You were born a goitre, in the goitre of goitre.
What can we even do?
OH UH
CRIME IS TEMPTING US
WHAT DO WE DO? 2 VOTES WINS.
I can look after we solve this moral dilemma.
Subsistence
Makeshift
Saintly
Miserly
Do it.
#yolo
Do it.
STEAL IT, WE NEED ANYTHING.
Don't do it, they'll beat you
do it
NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Do what you gotta do.
we're gonna die at age 13
WE'RE FUGGIN LOADED NOW
Maybe we'll end up outsmarting them, like alladin
DO IT FAGGOT
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
and now we wait for Karma to kick our ass
o shit nigga, score
Time to live like a king.
LODS OF AFGHANIS
OH?
WILL WE COMMIT VANDALISM Cred Forums??????
2 VOTES
Buy a gun and kill your faggot ass father
NO
allahu ackbar (yes)
NO WE STOLE SHIT LAY LOW
NO YA HABIBI
ONLY STEAL WHAT YOU NEED
Is our peer group ISIS? If so DO IT
Otherwise no
No, we're going to be sultan
Nah, fuck that. Don't chimp out just when you got the fat ducats
Don't do it, we are slowly turning into lowlife scum
Go ahead.
DON'T DO IT
Nah, fuck bitxhes get money
THE 'NO'S HAVE IT
ANYWAYS THIS POPPED UP RIGHT AFTER
>INTELLIGENCE: 15
>APPEARANCE: 14
MENTALLY RETARDED AND HORRIBLY DISFIGURED. IS SHE THE ONE?
WHAT SAY YOU, Cred Forums?
He's only stealing to eat and live...
>Habibi confirmed for Aladdin
Yes
YES
...
appearance: 14
fuck no
WAIFU HER NOW.
no, we're Aladdin, we'll meet the genie and marry the princess right?
No. shit stats and her family is poor.
Money brought the hunneys
YES! YES!
>Not /fa/
FUCK THAT
>Conscience : 49
Well, at least there's that.
Nah, man. Save the money now, get 20 hoes later
WE GOT OURSELVES A WAIFU
what's our appearance at?
No
We wait for the princess!
>HEALTH: 100
SHE'S A HEALTHY BITCH
GOOD CHILDREN TO SIRE
YES
YES
YES
WOMEN CANT SPEAK IN AFGHAN, INTELLIGENCE DOESNT MATTER
WOMEN ARE COVERED UP IN AFGHAN, LOOKS DONT MATTER
YES DO IT
WE CAN HAVE MULTIPLE WIVES AND SHE'S TOO DUMB TO SUGGEST OTHERWISE
GO FOR IT
oh no
>yfw Habibi has had more gf's than you now
Many children must be had for allah
>Habibi beaten by father
>Leaves at 13
>Already deep in pussy
>I'm on Cred Forums
Such is life
SINCE WE HAVE A WAIFU NOW WE CAN CHANGE OUR ACTIVITIES
WE CAN HAVE A MAX OF 3
FIRST COME FIRST SERVE
You fucked up nigga
Fug
ART
Religious.
Nope. We will die a street rat. Life isn't like the movies.
physical training, religious activities, social activism
POLITICAL ACTIVISM
Religious activity and political activism
Religious Activity
RELIGION
/fa/
PHYSICAL TRAINING
Religious activities, obv
religous activites
political activism
Religion and Sociopolitical activism
Fashion
Religious
Outdoor
Pussy
ez
RELIGIOUS
ART
RELIGION
AND PHYSICAL TRAINING
>Physical Training
>Religious Activities
>Social or Political Activism
Religious, Social Politics and Physical training
Pic related
I miss Hiro.
Switch art with Political activism
HON HON
WE ARE FANTASTEEC ARTEE NOW
we need to move on user
>art
>not fashion
Gay
Religious activities
Nvr 4get
Eww. No wonder they wear burqas.
>appearance:14
jesus christ
SHOULD WE GET A PART-TIME JOB?
WE HAVE 7,000 MONEYS AND 200 MONTHLY EXPENSES
SO WE'RE ACTUALLY GOOD FOR A FEW YEARS IF WE DON'T WANT A JOB
Crimson Jihad, we True Lies now boiz
YES WORK, YOU SCUM
WE MUST PROVIDE FOR DELBAR
no
Yes
WORK
WORK
WORK
FUCK THAT
Study first, we'll get a job later.
Any port in a storm son
Yes, plan for the future
Nah habibi come from the school of life
EARN YOUR DINARS
Work and become Jihad Sultan hard way
no
NEET LIFE BEST LIFE
Yes. Part time isn't rough and the more we save, the more we can slack later on or have money if shti goes down.
HERE'S WHAT WE QUALIFY FOR
CLAP CLAP CLAP
SLAP SLAP SLAP
TEXTILES
TEXTILE
Nope
A humble shoemaker
textile worker, do it, you tile lover
TEXTIIIILES
LABORER
BECOME STRONK
Scavenge used goods for make bombs, textiles will get your fingers chopped off
Laboror we need True Lies and Juno Skinner
Tack the Cobbler.
Shoemaker.
BEGGAR!!!
HAHAHAHA
TRY SOMETHING ELSE
textiles
now we have an easy way to cum on tiles
SHOEMAKER BABY
Beggar. Full Aladdin, son!
fuck, shoemaker then
LABORER, BECOME STRONG AND CAGE FIGHT
shoemaker
SHOEMAKER FOO BITCHES WILL LOVE YOUR SLIDES
beggar
shoemaker
FFFUUUUUCCCKKKK
SHOULD WE JUST GIVE UP?
CRIMSON JIHAD
WE NEED JUNO
Beggar
give up
Beggar
SCAVENGE WHORES
Beggar
Yes. WE DON'T NEED MONEY
NO
GO FARM WORKER
wow
uh become dirt farmer
follow in papa's footsteps
the world it trying to tell us something, time to go full aladdin
CRIMSON JIHAD
Laborer
Scavenge for bomb parts
GO FOR BEGGAR
AWWWW YEEEEEEEE
Scavenger.
Become Rey, become Mary Sue!
DELBAR IS GOING TO LEAVE US GUYS WHO LOVES A BEGGAR??
The best part about being a beggar is that you can't not get the job.
I'd be impressed if he managed to fail getting this job
lmao there was a guy here a day or 2 ago asking if anyone had heard of Real Lives before
i wish you were around to demoralize and ostracize him and call him a stupid faggot immigrant from Reddit since you are the most prolific creator of these threads
Slumdog Ackbar
NO
NO
NO
NOT LIKE THIS
SO WE ONLY HAVE ROOM FOR ONE ACTIVITY NOW
WHICH ONE WILL IT BE?
>get the best stats possible
>die from dysentery
eehhh
I like your optimism habibi
RELIGION IS OUR LAST HOPE
>have enough to live a comfy life for years
>still become a beggar
Truly a man of the people.
PHYSICAL TRAINING
RELIGION
ALLAH WILL REWARD US
Religious activities.
Allah will save us from begging.
Religious Activities
Religion, Allah protect us.
activism!
You should have become a scavenger instead.
Become scavenger, become Rey, become Mary Sue.
/fa/
Social politics be Rorsach
ISLAM WILL SAVE US
ALLAHU ACKBAR
>ran away from home after getting our shit beat in three times to date another street urchin and become a begger
Religious.
FASHION BEGGAR
Religious
RELIGIOUS
We making an afghani hipster?
THE RELIGIONS HAVE IT
ALSO
>WE CAN HAVE A CHILD APPARENTLY
O-ONLY IF YOU GUYS WANT TO
NO DONT
Yes.
Have as many kids as possible!
END
ROMANCE
we don't need this dumb cunt in our lives.
13 and pregnant
KID PLEASE
How old are we?
>14 appearance
ehhhhhh
SEEK NEW ROMANCE, THE HAREM BEGINS HERE
end romance!!
ACQUIRE CHILD
NAME IT PAHJEET
>You know another way to save money?
>Don't have 7 kids.
Remember user, don't do it
>14 year old beggar
Yes, now is the perfect time to have a child.
this, we have a job now, we need better
END ROMANCE. BUY WAIFU PILLOW
DELBAR IS OLD NEWS, FIND A NEW RICH WOMAN. DON'T REPEAT OUR PARENT'S MISTAKES.
Yes, this is perfect. Nobody would suspect the lowly beggar. MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Kids for the kid god!
The more, the merrier!
OKAY WE CAN WAIT
1. SHOULD WE BE CHARITABLE?
2. SOME ANONS ARE SUGGESTING ENDING OUR ROMANCE. LET'S HAVE AN OFFICIAL VOTE
Gotta practice how to plow pussy somehow
FUCK CHARITY AND GET A NEW BITCH
YES
YES
STAY ROMANTIC
DON'T BE CHARITABLE
FUCK CHARITY