IT'S TIME FOR Cred Forums TO PLAY A GAME OF REAL LIVES

IT'S TIME FOR Cred Forums TO PLAY A GAME OF REAL LIVES

Who will we be?

What is our goal?

HOW WILL IT END?

Let's find out!

WE HAVE ROLLED NASSER HABIBI

FROM AFGHANISTAN

OH SHIT

Our starting stats.

Start thinking of some goals for Nasser. A goal occupation, country, etc.

>NASSER HABIBI

Don't be discouraged user, you might turn out like Nasir Gebelli an actual legendary programmer who went on to program many of squaresofts earlier games.

Our brother has measles.

We can hope.

aaaaand we're going to be a manlet.

There was never any hope.

AND WHOPPING COUGH

I'VE ONLY AGED ONE YEAR

WE'RE STILL ON YEAR 1

Can you decide to kill yourself at 1 year old in this game?

Become Sultan

Acquire harem

We now have another sibling, and we also have measles.

Our entire family is sick.

We just might have to.

Our father has been drafted into the military.

The weak shall be culled

Another fucking sibling.

ALRIGHT Cred Forums

UP TO FOUR ACTIVITIES

WHAT WILL THEY BE?

Religious Activity. Don't be an infidel, Nasser.

FASHION
CLOTHING
APPEARANCE

>NASSER HABIBI
religious activities

TWO MORE

OR WE CAN STAY WITH THESE TWO

Religious activities and nothing else. Just like the real thing.

Physical training

> "Military"

physical training and outdoor activities
We're going to join ISIS so let's prep

WE /fa/ ISIS NOW

Oh lord, she's gonna be a jrpg character

AAAAHHHHH SHIT

WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO

2 VOTES WINS

Good. ISIS could really use their own Hugo Boss.

RETALIATE
VIOLENTLY

RETALIATE
YOU ARE STRONG

RUN AWAY YA HABIBI

BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM!
ALOHA SNACKBAR!

RETALIATE, TIME TO TAKE TO FIGHT BACK

WE GOT BEATEN HARDER

GG

Us eventually

OH SHIT NIGGERS WE'VE BEEN BEATEN AGAIN

3 VOTES WINS THIS TIME

HABIBI SMASH

RUN YA HABIBI

RUN

ATTACK

RETALIATE

>seduce women
>that gay face
>"attractive"

Based in Vancouver too? I wonder what he does to afford that city.

REMEMBER user: WHAT CAN'T KILL YOU ONLY MAKE YOU STRONGER!!

REVENGE!

Retaliate

Those impossibly dark eye lashes :3

DO WHATS ON YOUR BLOOD RETALIATE VIOLENTLY

WE'RE ONLY NINE YEARS OLD

I DON'T THINK WE'RE EVER GOING TO WIN THIS

DONT TELL ANYONE. BECOME HIS PUSSIBOI

Does anyone know where I can download this game? I have it on my laptop but only got it on that because a kind user shared a download with a password locked rar file

...

As long as he doesn't hit the face. Scars elsewhere are attractive

You know another way to save money?

Don't have 7 kids.

Finally!

Your mom

Afghanistan is truly a land of peace

I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE BEATINGS Cred Forums

I TOLD YOU DAWG

WHAT DO WE DO THIS TIME?

3 VOTES

Suicide

This game is objectively better than reality.

Well, now we know this isnt real life.

Leave

LEAVE HOME
ISIS AWAITS

Keep fighting.
Victory or death.

Present your anus to him.

So this is a work of fiction after all...

YOU MUST RUN

RUN FOR YOUR FUTURE

SEEK HELP, TALIBAN WILL HELP US

FIGHT BACK YOU PUSSY

ATTACK!
ALOHA SNACKBAR!

fight back, we aint a bitch

Seek help

Assertyour dominance!

You'll win eventually! Kick that faggot's ass!

WE HAVE LEFT HOME AT AGE 13

HERE IS OUR CURRENT SETUP

I'm not sure if we can change these things until we get a job, but maybe we can try.

What do?

let's try not to starve first shall we?

is 13 too old to be a male whore in afganistan?

Subsistence, Makeshift, No Charity, Miserly.

You were born a goitre, in the goitre of goitre.

What can we even do?

OH UH

CRIME IS TEMPTING US

WHAT DO WE DO? 2 VOTES WINS.

I can look after we solve this moral dilemma.

Subsistence
Makeshift
Saintly
Miserly

Do it.

#yolo

Do it.

STEAL IT, WE NEED ANYTHING.

Don't do it, they'll beat you

do it

NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Do what you gotta do.

we're gonna die at age 13

WE'RE FUGGIN LOADED NOW

Maybe we'll end up outsmarting them, like alladin

DO IT FAGGOT

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

and now we wait for Karma to kick our ass

o shit nigga, score

Time to live like a king.

LODS OF AFGHANIS

OH?

WILL WE COMMIT VANDALISM Cred Forums??????

2 VOTES

Buy a gun and kill your faggot ass father

NO

allahu ackbar (yes)

NO WE STOLE SHIT LAY LOW

NO YA HABIBI

ONLY STEAL WHAT YOU NEED

Is our peer group ISIS? If so DO IT
Otherwise no

No, we're going to be sultan

Nah, fuck that. Don't chimp out just when you got the fat ducats

Don't do it, we are slowly turning into lowlife scum

Go ahead.

DON'T DO IT

Nah, fuck bitxhes get money

THE 'NO'S HAVE IT

ANYWAYS THIS POPPED UP RIGHT AFTER

>INTELLIGENCE: 15
>APPEARANCE: 14

MENTALLY RETARDED AND HORRIBLY DISFIGURED. IS SHE THE ONE?

WHAT SAY YOU, Cred Forums?

He's only stealing to eat and live...
>Habibi confirmed for Aladdin

Yes

YES

...

appearance: 14
fuck no

WAIFU HER NOW.

no, we're Aladdin, we'll meet the genie and marry the princess right?

No. shit stats and her family is poor.

Money brought the hunneys

YES! YES!

>Not /fa/
FUCK THAT

>Conscience : 49
Well, at least there's that.

Nah, man. Save the money now, get 20 hoes later

WE GOT OURSELVES A WAIFU

what's our appearance at?

No
We wait for the princess!

>HEALTH: 100
SHE'S A HEALTHY BITCH
GOOD CHILDREN TO SIRE
YES
YES
YES

WOMEN CANT SPEAK IN AFGHAN, INTELLIGENCE DOESNT MATTER
WOMEN ARE COVERED UP IN AFGHAN, LOOKS DONT MATTER
YES DO IT

WE CAN HAVE MULTIPLE WIVES AND SHE'S TOO DUMB TO SUGGEST OTHERWISE

GO FOR IT

oh no

>yfw Habibi has had more gf's than you now

Many children must be had for allah

>Habibi beaten by father
>Leaves at 13
>Already deep in pussy
>I'm on Cred Forums

Such is life

SINCE WE HAVE A WAIFU NOW WE CAN CHANGE OUR ACTIVITIES

WE CAN HAVE A MAX OF 3

FIRST COME FIRST SERVE

You fucked up nigga

Fug

ART

Religious.

Nope. We will die a street rat. Life isn't like the movies.

physical training, religious activities, social activism

POLITICAL ACTIVISM

Religious activity and political activism

Religious Activity

RELIGION
/fa/
PHYSICAL TRAINING

Religious activities, obv

religous activites

political activism

Religion and Sociopolitical activism

Fashion

Religious
Outdoor
Pussy

ez

RELIGIOUS

ART
RELIGION
AND PHYSICAL TRAINING

>Physical Training
>Religious Activities
>Social or Political Activism

Religious, Social Politics and Physical training

Pic related

I miss Hiro.

Switch art with Political activism

HON HON
WE ARE FANTASTEEC ARTEE NOW

we need to move on user

>art
>not fashion

Gay

Religious activities

Nvr 4get

Eww. No wonder they wear burqas.

>appearance:14

jesus christ

SHOULD WE GET A PART-TIME JOB?

WE HAVE 7,000 MONEYS AND 200 MONTHLY EXPENSES

SO WE'RE ACTUALLY GOOD FOR A FEW YEARS IF WE DON'T WANT A JOB

Crimson Jihad, we True Lies now boiz

YES WORK, YOU SCUM

WE MUST PROVIDE FOR DELBAR

no

Yes

WORK
WORK
WORK

FUCK THAT

Study first, we'll get a job later.

Any port in a storm son

Yes, plan for the future

Nah habibi come from the school of life

EARN YOUR DINARS

Work and become Jihad Sultan hard way

no

NEET LIFE BEST LIFE

Yes. Part time isn't rough and the more we save, the more we can slack later on or have money if shti goes down.

HERE'S WHAT WE QUALIFY FOR

CLAP CLAP CLAP
SLAP SLAP SLAP

TEXTILES

TEXTILE

Nope

A humble shoemaker

textile worker, do it, you tile lover

TEXTIIIILES

LABORER

BECOME STRONK

Scavenge used goods for make bombs, textiles will get your fingers chopped off

Laboror we need True Lies and Juno Skinner

Tack the Cobbler.
Shoemaker.

BEGGAR!!!

HAHAHAHA

TRY SOMETHING ELSE

textiles

now we have an easy way to cum on tiles

SHOEMAKER BABY

Beggar. Full Aladdin, son!

fuck, shoemaker then

LABORER, BECOME STRONG AND CAGE FIGHT

shoemaker

SHOEMAKER FOO BITCHES WILL LOVE YOUR SLIDES

beggar

shoemaker

FFFUUUUUCCCKKKK

SHOULD WE JUST GIVE UP?

CRIMSON JIHAD

WE NEED JUNO

Beggar

give up

Beggar

SCAVENGE WHORES

Beggar

Yes. WE DON'T NEED MONEY

NO

GO FARM WORKER

wow

uh become dirt farmer

follow in papa's footsteps

the world it trying to tell us something, time to go full aladdin

CRIMSON JIHAD

Laborer

Scavenge for bomb parts

GO FOR BEGGAR

AWWWW YEEEEEEEE

Scavenger.
Become Rey, become Mary Sue!

DELBAR IS GOING TO LEAVE US GUYS WHO LOVES A BEGGAR??

The best part about being a beggar is that you can't not get the job.

I'd be impressed if he managed to fail getting this job

lmao there was a guy here a day or 2 ago asking if anyone had heard of Real Lives before

i wish you were around to demoralize and ostracize him and call him a stupid faggot immigrant from Reddit since you are the most prolific creator of these threads

Slumdog Ackbar

NO
NO
NO
NOT LIKE THIS

SO WE ONLY HAVE ROOM FOR ONE ACTIVITY NOW

WHICH ONE WILL IT BE?

>get the best stats possible
>die from dysentery

eehhh

I like your optimism habibi

RELIGION IS OUR LAST HOPE

>have enough to live a comfy life for years
>still become a beggar

Truly a man of the people.

PHYSICAL TRAINING

RELIGION

ALLAH WILL REWARD US

Religious activities.
Allah will save us from begging.

Religious Activities

Religion, Allah protect us.

activism!

You should have become a scavenger instead.
Become scavenger, become Rey, become Mary Sue.
/fa/

Social politics be Rorsach

ISLAM WILL SAVE US

ALLAHU ACKBAR

>ran away from home after getting our shit beat in three times to date another street urchin and become a begger

Religious.

FASHION BEGGAR

Religious

RELIGIOUS

We making an afghani hipster?

THE RELIGIONS HAVE IT

ALSO
>WE CAN HAVE A CHILD APPARENTLY
O-ONLY IF YOU GUYS WANT TO

NO DONT

Yes.
Have as many kids as possible!

END
ROMANCE
we don't need this dumb cunt in our lives.

13 and pregnant

KID PLEASE

How old are we?

>14 appearance

ehhhhhh

SEEK NEW ROMANCE, THE HAREM BEGINS HERE

end romance!!

ACQUIRE CHILD
NAME IT PAHJEET

>You know another way to save money?
>Don't have 7 kids.
Remember user, don't do it

>14 year old beggar

Yes, now is the perfect time to have a child.

this, we have a job now, we need better

END ROMANCE. BUY WAIFU PILLOW

DELBAR IS OLD NEWS, FIND A NEW RICH WOMAN. DON'T REPEAT OUR PARENT'S MISTAKES.

Yes, this is perfect. Nobody would suspect the lowly beggar. MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Kids for the kid god!
The more, the merrier!

OKAY WE CAN WAIT

1. SHOULD WE BE CHARITABLE?

2. SOME ANONS ARE SUGGESTING ENDING OUR ROMANCE. LET'S HAVE AN OFFICIAL VOTE

Gotta practice how to plow pussy somehow

FUCK CHARITY AND GET A NEW BITCH

YES

YES

STAY ROMANTIC
DON'T BE CHARITABLE

FUCK CHARITY