Meanwhile at Cred Forums game studio

>Meanwhile at Cred Forums game studio

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Jenkins! How's that researching coming along? Are you certain making it an open-world is a good idea or not?

Does anyone know where the code for the timed escort quest is? It's not where I saved it yesterday.

I've got it guys, an open world zombie crafting MMO

So, this is Cred Forums so I guess everyone should have played a lot of videogames, you know because... No?... You just complain about everything that came out withot even playing it? But... What do you mean you people don't play videogames? This is a board for videogames, is it not?... Well let's make a game then, what do you fags want to do?

woah someone look at this epic picture and take this garbage game from me

>when talented environment artists meet shitty character artists

Alright! We need some ideals. Throw them at me.

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So how do we design this game to make us the most money and hope it's a half decent game?

kek i bought a 3 pack of random keys from gmg and got 2 copies of that shit game

We make a walking simulator with screamers and send promo codes to any YouTuber with >1000 subs!

Open world sexual adventure

I've told you time and time again guys, we need to actually start working on the gameplay. We don't need to keep putting work into the detail of the player character's feet, they're already disturbingly realistic

WHO JERKED OFF IN MY FRACKIN COFFEE?!!

i've got it boss

you ever heard of...

...may mays?

Make the trailer now.
dont matter if its spoils everything.
just built up the hype.
they will love it

Should we make it a target render or use the real assets?

Tell me more...

Are we really making another game where the final boss is God?

What if this time we are the final boss?

Who the fuck ate my sandwich? I was saving it for later!

what if we're actually the villain and the final boss is the actual hero of his own story

*exhale*

Boss, we just finishe the new game that Empowers this new generation. I present to you "social justice warrior, rise of justice". You create your character, black only, fighting to evade police and earn points by looting as much as possible in this open world. Once you earn enough money by selling drugs and robbing white people, you can finally get the operation to become transgender super black. This new ultimate form give +10 to social media attention and the new ultimate ability, become victim.

it's called liberal crime squad

Guys

I've had a fucking insane idea

What if

we make a good game?

You're fucking fired, get out.

Working title, we also considered "struggle of the innocent"

My bones aren't broke enough, make the levels harder!

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You're the expert

You, quit standing around and get us some coffee.

Okay, what if we take our established shooter series...and make it like Call of Duty!

jokes, seeemingly neverending supply of jokes and humor passed around from person to person over the internet, they can represent cultural phenomena or even current social situations

if we put these may mays into our videogames, i can guarantee an increased profit

I haven't played a good Wuxia game since Jade Empire.

How about we make some cool as fuck Wuxia? Except take it one step further and go full CUHRAZY

Wait, do you actually not know about Liberal Crime Squad?

Guys we should tighten up the graphics in level 8

Should we use Denuvo to protect our game!?!

>Jade Empire

You're alright user don't follow Zu into THAT room or be in Two Rivers after Dawn Star leaves.

Do we really need to add a furry character at all? There must be some other way to guarantee the game will get a hardcore fanbase.

~rawr! x3 *nuzzles real close*

WTF the flowers are so detailed!

>I haven't played a good Wuxia game since Jade Empire.

Then you never played one. JE isn't a bad game, but it's just typical Bioware shit in an Oriental wrapper.

You need to kill enemies, but using your life bar, it will be dramatic

Get back to shilling in neoGAF, degenerate.

Guys, after playing our latest build I'm concerned that our game will only allow our players to experience artificial fun.

You've never played Jade Empire.

Jade Empire was released before Bioware went to shit. Long, long before.
>hey guiz, am i cool yet for hating on bioware
Yes, they're shit nowadays. But they were good once.

Guys I found this girl looking for job for game development should we hire her?

fuck you i bet she's an 'ideas' chick

Looks autistic. We have too many of them here already.

Naw bro, autistic oldfag here. Jade Empire was overhyped garbage. That shit made me legit sad when I was a faggot.

Don't listen to this guy. Next we'll focus on detailed sweat and armpit physics.

>implying a studio entirely filled with ideas guys can accomplish anything

Memo from Publisher: Game must be split into at least four episodes. All extra weapons and costumes are DLC. Remember to include purchasable power ups for people that don't want to grind.

WE NEED MORE TRANSQUEER HOMOGAY FEMALE PROTAGS

we already have 6...

Honest question
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who do i sleep with to get good reviews

holy kek

>implying anyone will sleep with you

user, that's hatespeech and misogyny and probably a form of rape. It's very problematic and seriously triggering when you commit this kind of meme terrorism in the safe-space that is Cred Forums.

W-what about a Rogue Trader game?

Let's buy the rights to S.T.A.L.K.E.R but instead of making stalker 2 we make it an open world survival early access mmo with a store I think the fans would like that. We all remove those problematic Russians from the game.

Kickstarter?

>Cred Forums
>skills
lulz

>promise a large game
>get a million bucks
>give them a mobile game instead

Hey, if Mighty Hero can get away with it, so can we

You can sleep with me fuccboi

WHO BROUGHT THEIR DOG

SMITH WHERE THE F U C K ARE THOSE HD PANTIE TEXTURES I SAID BY FRIDAY

That Sir is an employee! We had to take in different species to fill the diversity quota next week we are getting sharks security guards.

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YOU DUMB ASSHOLE

I SAID THERE'S A FIRE OUT BACK, NOT HIRE MORE BLACKS

OH SHIT, THE BLACKS JUST SET ANOTHER FIRE OUT BACK

The boss just said hire more blacks?? AGAIN???

quick Jamal, get jobcentre on the line pronto!

ight nigga damn, chill out

Someone cap the op and the fire out back conversation for future generations.

he's the janitor sir

I can't use this keyboard, it's not even mechanical!

sir SIR we gotta PCuck over here!