He didn't even 1cc a single 2hu game

If you play the games at all, you're better than the majority of the fanbase.

but why? fairies are cute

Best I've done is use my continue on the yuyuko fight.
Perfect Cherry Blossom is the only touhou I play because I mostly play video games out of nostalgia, and I'll come back to it at least 5 times a year.
I may or may not be relatively bad at video games.

No they are NOT

I was actually going to make a thread, but since we got this, I just 1cc'd UFO!
Also, Byakuren is canonically a nice person.

Looks cute to me.

get out

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i like shmups but 2hu is just a little too weeb for me. even dodonpachi is pushing it

>a little too weeb for me

I just read the manga and stuff

touhou is honestly less weeb than dodonpachi

>he didn't even 1cc a single 2hu game

Um... I don't even know where to start with you. I mean, do you even know who you're talkin' to?
D-Do you have any idea, any idea who I am?
Ya' listenin'? OK.EoSD,PCB,IN and brotha' MoF,all on Normal.
I'm a force a' nature!
If you 1cc what I have 1cced, you'd be fuckin' dead!

Because I don't even play the games and only care about the cute girls

Kill yourself

:(

I play actual shmups instead.

Like?

G A R E G G A
A
R
E
G
G
A

battle garegga

I only play on hard and above. Never played normal, feels too easy. I only managed to 1cc EoSD by the skin of my teeth.

Subterranean Animism is kicking my ass, but like hell I'm going to play it on Normal. Fuck that. AND FUCK ORIN

Battle Garegga, Radiant Silvergun, Mushihimesama Futari, Border Down, Crimzon Clover World Ignition

Where are the bullets!?

You call this autoscroller a shmup?
HOW WEAK

>tfw personal best is hard 1cc on IN

does Imperishable Night on Easy count?

the bullets are there you just can't see them

that's what makes it hardcore, you know

Easy shit desu ne.

Boring danmakus that stay relevant purely for their charm.

I don't like SHUMPS

I'm on a sanity break.
It's been going on for a year now

This is my fetish, post more.

>that spoiler
That cat can go hell were she belongs.
I'm betting you can get gud at Utsuho before you get gud at her,but the only problem with that is that Orin never lets me fight her with a
substantial amount of lives to get a decent amount of practice.
I've managed to get to Utsuho with 2 lives and above only ONCE,and lord knows how long I've been playing SA.

And all this on Normal.

>1CC EoSD and PCB
>Decide to go on a 2hu forum to talk about the games
>Learn very few of them have actually played the games

Which 2hu feet wud u smell

Remilia is too hard
And i don't want to play on easyor normal with hard

I gave up long ago.
Its onmly good for porn and secondary materials anyway.

Mima's

Who?

I'm secondary as fuck and could literally not care less. Also shanghai best 2hu.

Why should anyone care about you or your kuso doll then?

desu I feel having only one is far more shameful than when I had none.

But I did. Several even.

There are better and much harder shmups out there.

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>games no one has ever heard of
lol ok

>better
I play it for the characters,setting and beautiful patterns.I'm sure those "better" shmups don't even come close in that regard.

>harder
Lunatic can kick your ass just as much as the other shmups.And just because a game is hard,doesn't mean it's good.
See CAVE for example.

games are 2 hard i cant even beat the nuclear girl on easy mode

i 1cced 13 on easy mode tho :^)

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Because I'm bad and too lazy to keep practicing

But i did

i did
6 years ago

Literally hold down the shoot button and watch pretty things happen

No thanks.

This. Everything goes downhill from here.

I just started playing shmup recently with len'en RMI. I guess I won't like this genre but I'll try to complete it at least.

DoDonPachi too weeb? Just because the pilots are girls and don't dress as if they were military? They don't even appear most of the game. And that is just for DaiOujou

>len'en
There's your problem.
Play 2hu and disregard that shitty deviantart copycat

How come that Nazrin has 2 portraits and the second one is so cute

I don't think she even cleans hers.

I've 1cc'd everything but SA on normal and a few things on hard.

youtube.com/watch?v=KVtTNN8jJXU
NEKO MIKO RAY EH MOO
Kills peacefull Youkai
NEKO MIKO RAY EH MOO
murderous intentions
NEKO MIKO RAY EH MOO
Always ready for exorsism
NEKO MIKO RAY EH MOO
a soulless evil bully!

im not dedicated enough to learn enenmy's attack patterns

fun games otherwise

Where do I play the Touhou

I will. After I hear this song in-game
youtube.com/watch?v=aIn7P-qJMrg

What was her problem? I mean, she is a fucking genocider

on your computer by running the th(number) executable. Don't forget to hold shift for focused movement

I know that PoDD isn't really hard but it's still 2hu game

Stop bullying the Reimu. She's on welfare and lives off of dead mice that Clownpiece kills beneath her house.
youtube.com/watch?v=340gqeE9kBw

I've only played 6, but she's cute.

All of those in Hard and PCB in Lunatic.

Where's your god now, faggot.

She is the one in charge of keeping Gensokyo stable. If humans go out of line bad enough that they could upset that balance or there are youkai that try to overthrow the natural order of things, they should surely be met without the benefit of the spellcard games and will be met with cruel, cold judicial force.

Reminder that Reimu was justified for killing that dude and would probably execute Seija if she got her hands on her.

Why are you posting worst girl user?

i am not shiteater or autist who plays primitive shit.

>worst girl
But I didn't post Mimi-chan.

So Cred Forums, which Reimu is best?
Purple hair, black hair, or brown hair?

Miko retro reimu

Murderous Reimu

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Scarf Reimu is cutest Reimu.

BNKRG best Cookie.

She's cute

REMINDER that Mamizou will be in focus forever
REMINDER that she will either end up as the extra boss (again) in the next game or as a playable character/support
REMINDER that ZUN is going to push her down our throats until we admit she is the best girl
REMINDER that Mamizou is the worst girl and if you like her, youn should consider getting a better taste

Would lick her armpits on a cold winter day.

?

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>he didnt even 1cc a single raizing, cave, konami, taito, or irem shmup
What's your excuse?

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>he posts Aya with wings
What's your excuse?

No wanting to memorize shit like in school.
shmups a shit.

Sorry pal, I don't have my folders split for pictures of Aya without wings.

I want to nuzzle my face in her THICK, HAIRY tanuki balls.

>tfw mamizou will never be a canon loli

Jesus Christ what is wrong with that Fumo? Did it come from the same company as Jisouseki and Sader?

>never even been able to finish any 2hu on normal

>that
>a fumo
'no'

It's handmade.

You have to create your own little lolizou.

Cred Forums how do we fix reimu?

Old hags a shit, I'm not going anywhere near one. Anyone here want to impregnate the tanuki for me?

Reminder that if Seija had her way, Gensokyo would be a paradise where the weak would rule the strong and Reimu would be bottom bitch with her having to suck off all the men in the Human Village on a daily basis.

>tfw you're going for a perfect run and you fuck up on the extra boss

>raizing
I cant into Rank' em Ups.

Also you forgot Psykio.

What's their deal?

>mfw people say UFO is a bad game
>mfw people say IN is the easiest game
>mfw people say Soku is the best 2hu fighting game

Alcoholism.

Seija would make the best miko

Yukari's true form and Sumireko's grandma.

>UFO is a bad game
>not TD

>no CRS
Get the FUCK OUT and come back with a dead squid.

I don't think anyone actually plays that trash
They're only in for the waifus/memes

its handmade and it looks cute IMO
reminds me of playmobil

Is anyone else having trouble uploading pics or is it just me?

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It's just you.

Also Seija did literally NOTHING wrong. She's also still alive in Gensokyo and will be a boss again someday.

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*granddaughter

Being gay and normal.

Soku is the best fighter though.
It's more well balanced than all the others.

>Being gay and normal.
So which one is it?

>Sumireko
>Not dying a hopeless virgin
That's a good joke.

It's not rape if he liked it in the end.

I'll make sure that doesn't happen.

I'm not a weeaboo faggot.

Pic related. It's you.

Vid related. It's you.
youtube.com/watch?v=d2FGgYp6mdk

Why is Rumia so sexual?

>CURRENT YEAR
>Gay isn't the norm

If you whipped your erect dick out right in front of Rumia and told her to suck it, she would.

Then she bites down.

The only sucking would be from me and it would be her feet

Joke's on her, that'd make me harder.

I was trying on Hard, but good lord the stage 5 and Orin is raping me so hard.

I've posted that track a few times in various music threads.
Did you by any chance hear it from them, which prompted you to trying the games out yourself?

That's a nice run you have there.

It'd be a shame if something happened to it.

This franchise is as bad as mlp and undertale.
All of you should be burnt in an oven.

nah

Yes to both.

nah

I'm absolute garbage at these games.

Just been playing PCB on normal. Can get through the first 3 stages without a death at all, and then lose all my lives on stage 4, multiple lives before I even get to the boss. Feels like a big difficulty jump.

Explain why?

yes. I saw that video about 1 or 2 days ago in a thread about hype battle music

Yes to both.

You should post Orin instead.

nah

I usually don't die at Yuugi, or only once.

Try dodging.

Yes to both.

nah

I actually don't have much trouble with Yuugi, however that parsee card where she splits into 2 fucks me everytime because she just spams green orbs and I can't do anything.

What the fuck is a 1cc?

1CC'd Crimzon Clover

Is that any good?

1 complete cum

Yes to both.

1 crowded cock

nah

You're not supposed to shoot the one shooting the large hollow bullets

Beating the game without using continues

Yes to both.

nah

Yes to both.

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insect girl (futari but not the original) and crimzon are objectively better than 2hus, rest is just bad.

nah
ok

Stage 4 is most often the difficulty jump, yes. You'll have to get used to that if you plan on 1ccing any Touhou game.

Yes to both.
Ok

What mode

youtu.be/24Eh2-DZTgQ

Hags < Lolis
Prove me wrong

>beat Hong Meiling
>"Huh, that was pretty fun."
>Stage 4 starts
"JESUS FUCK."

>Want to 1CC a 2hu game
>Sail through the first 3 stages without losing a life or using a bomb
>Get to stage 4 and everything falls apart
>Lose multiple lives to single bullshit spellcards
>If I want to try again I have to play the mind-numbingly boring first 3-4 stages again
>Lose motivation

It's like that for every game

1ccd all on hard but the last 3 games (never bothered)

add to that lunatic for pcb and IN 'cause they're the easiest by far.

also a fervid soku player, will kick asses 4free

You're right

That's what practice mode is for. Just get good at whatever stage is giving you grief and then move on to getting destroyed on the next one.

As expected of a casual reimufag.

Yep, that was me for sure then. Glad you enjoyed it, Len'en has quite a few good tracks.

>If I want to try again I have to play the mind-numbingly boring first 3-4 stages again
Practice mode is there for a reason.

>that image of loli Yukari getting fucked by Batman

Difficulty spikes at the fifth/fourth boss and I'm not autistic enough to bash my head against them and replay shit that is easy

Bombs are also a bad mechanic

SA bombs are good

I want to watch Mystia and Kyouko perform.

I can't!

>Bombs are also a bad mechanic
You can disable them on 6-8

I don't understand what's going on in that webm, nor do I want to.

I love the way shitters need to throw in some form of "b-b-b-but don't get me wrong! the first 3 stages are easy!" comment to save face.

You're shit kid, get out.

But Patch is easy!

ez

Is Nue a good gal?

youtube.com/watch?v=RhVgYsCge8w
Literally the best act for that year. Choujuu Gigaku is best.

this tbqhwyf

stage 1 might be easy but you're still getting your ass destroyed lmao

git gud scrublords

Why is our community so cancerous?

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>!
Opinion discarted, also he mean the stage, which is pretty long (not longer than PCB stage 4) and there's random shit on it like fucking lasers and those fairies if you kill them all the bullets are gone.

>our community

Why do you think.

Seija's bottom bitch, yes.

>discarted

The faries make it easier. PCB's stage 4 is more streaming.

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youtube.com/watch?v=NG5Rl7FsxaY

Jesus there's so many of these

Is Cirno warm inside?

Practice the part giving you trouble

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Start improving your pitiful score in the early stages then bitch nigga

Delete this

Put your dick in and find out.

But they are, it's pretty plain to see the difficulty jump in every single game

but i did easy modo

Yes but the game is designed around them, so they still shit up the game even their absence

fuck off shotty

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Scratch that, SA is the most consistent, hence it's also the best

Boo fucking woo man.

>touhou thread
>nobody has posted dumb kobito

fuck off tbqh

undertale is harder.
fuck you weebs

nice joke

But getting good is the issue here, it's not fun because it's not consistently challenging

>he thinks undertale is hard

I don't play these games I just masturbate to alice and marisa being gay

Because she is dum

dumb kobito is forbidden
only cute kobito is allowed

Thanks, I REALLY wanted to know what you do.

You are really important you know?

>can't even get past 4/5 stage
>complaining about constant challenge

*inchling

desu

DUMB
KOBITO

kobobo

>you lived to see the only good Touhou threads being the EU shitposting ones
works for me

So who is the most wonderful Touhou, and why is it Marisa?
Now, when I say that Marisa is flawless, I do not actually mean that she's without personal faults. I just believe that even her flaws as a human being make her more charming. It's a reminder that she is human, just like the rest of us. And that's part of why she's such a wonderful, beautiful woman. She's a bastion of humanity in a world of monsters and spirits, a shining beacon of what we should all strive to be. And what a beacon she is! She's intelligent, charming, witty, and brave! Is there any more you could ask for in a young woman? She clearly has an interest in romance as well, and she's adventurous, so she wouldn't be a boring partner at all. It's enough to make me wish that I could get to know her, you know? Go to Gensokyo and form a strong bond of friendship with her! Then, maybe after we're comfortable enough with it, we could even start dating! It's all a very exciting prospect, despite being literally impossible since she's fictional. Yup, both her and all of Gensokyo are certainly fictional, and that's all they ever will be. But, then again, perhaps being fictional is what allows her to be so wonderful in the first place? Could such a fantastic and magical girl exist in reality? From personal experience, I kind of doubt it. But who knows, maybe I'll meet a Marisa one day? Someone who embodies everything I love about her. But that's not here or there. What I am trying to say here is that

I love Marisa!

kys

oh gosh

You always use the same Marisa images, and sometimes I have to wonder why?
Do you actually like Marisa at all, or do you just use her as some sort of stamp to feel like you're representing a characters that you barely actually care about?
How big is your Marisa folder, actually? How often do you think about her? How often do you find yourself day dreaming about her?

Marisa pleases old men for money

Cite your sources please.
If I were to guess, I would say that your only source is shitty non-canonical fan fiction or fan art. But that couldn't possibly be the case, right?

I don't really like her that much, in fact I like Reimu much more.

I don't have too many pictures of her if you don't count memerisas.
She's pretty good for shitposting though, now that's fun.

I'm hot garbage at bullet hell. Touhou, Darius, Hellsinker, I am shit at just about all of them. But I never give up trying to get better even if I find it futile at this point

Doujins don't lie

I don't get it.

>Secondary shitter
>Likes Reimu
Wow what a shocking twist I never saw that one coming.

Well then, go back to your crappy Gensokyo that nobody cares about, Black Tewi. I'm happy with ZUN's Gensokyo.

>You always use the same Marisa images, and sometimes I have to wonder why?
Because he's a shitposter.

See pic:

>Secondary
I have 1cc'd every single game, read most of the official literature and have a lunatic 1cc.

I think I have the right to shitpost with marisa as much as I want desu

see

Oh wow, you've done the bare minimum of being a Touhoufag, and yet you still act like Secondary trash.
That is impressive in the worst way possible.

Now please refrain of acting like a secondary shitposter, I'm simply here to talk about how great Marisa is with other people.

What do you love most about Marisa, user?

>be me
>circa 2008
>found out about 2hu from overdrive meme
>downloaded EoSD
>play normal because overdrive meme
>completed stage 1
>"this is pretty easy wtf are they talking about?"
>stage 2
>literally btfo'd by a baka
ahh, the old days...

>the bare minimum
What have (You) done besides spamming your kuso waifu?

>1cc'd every single game, read most of the official literature and have a lunatic 1cc.
>the bare minimum of being a Touhoufag
Not him, and I'm all for having a clear boundary to separate secondaries from primaries, but isn't this going a bit too far? What happened with being a primary after getting one's first Normal 1cc?

>all this shit about 1ccing and shit
>when the photo games are by far the most fun and engaging ones

The only Lunatic 1ccs that I really need at this point are UFO and LoLK, actually and that's if you don't count LoLK's PD mode as a 1cc, which I don't.
>Kuso
There's nothing kuso about the best girl.

Yeah, that was a little bit of an exaggeration. the point is he's acting like a secondary, it's very unbecoming.

>tfw the only touhou game I ever beat on normal was IN with lives cranked up to maximum

But muh elitism

>Acting like a secondary

You mean posting marisa pictures?
Because that's all I've been doing so far.

Looks like you are also a secondary user.

You know what you're doing.
The only reason I'm even humoring you is because this is an excuse to post more of my favorite girl.

You're favourite grill is shit and she will always be the worst protagonist right behind Sanae.

>the lasers
>wind blowing down from mt ooe

Why are Marisafags so autistic?

Yeah, that's what I would expect of a secondary shitter.

>Secondary
>Secondary xd

Is that all you know?

How pathetic, expected no less from a marishitter.

Says the only guy who spams that shitty meme.

I love her!

Why is Kaguya still the best final boss girl?

>Shitty meme.
You mean Marisa?

Looks like you don't care care about her either.

Which is your favorite?

Nah. She's not even best final girl in her own game.

>posting the same character twice

WHICH
2HOE
WOULD
YOU
FUCK
?

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You know exactly what I'm talking about.
You can stop pretending to be an idiot any time, you know.

>You know exactly what I'm talking about.
Actually, I don't. All I see is an autist spamming a kuso character and claiming that she's his perfect waifu.

Marisa doesn't belong to me though, she's her own woman!
I just happen to care about her deeply.

Fighting in a cute 2hu thread is a sin.

She'd be embarassed of you right now.

I can't help but love her!

Too bad she would never love a loser like you.

Is sexualizing the Yama a sin?

I have a 100% clear on IN.
All spells caputured, 1cc with all teams and solos on all difficulties with both endings.

there will never be a 2hu is fun as IN again

That's a MEGA sin.

I don't like shumps because I'm bad at them and even if I wasn't I'd probably play /m/ ones.

IN is garbage for casuals who have a boner for old memes.

game looks boring.

If I knew Marisa, I would work harder every day to improve myself for her!

come back when you captured Fantasy Nature, ok?

No matter how hard you try, you will NEVER EVERY satisfy you're waifu.

Oh well I guess than I'm a mega sinner now

That won't stop me from trying my hardest!
Marisa wouldn't stop trying, so why should I?

Why don't you just give up?
You'll save her time and your own that way.

Lel I think they ripped the translation straight from 2hu wiki
en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Danmaku

Don't be silly, user.
My time isn't worth anything.

Sad, isn't it?

That is literally what it means though

I've played EoSD on Normal mode and practice played on Hard mode and fuck my ass with a cactus.. MEILING'S RAINBOW WIND CHIME IS SOME BULLSHIT.

>14 year old ghost
>this well developed
fanworks a retarded

Well, Marisa gives me a sense of purpose.

I don't know what's harder, getting a 1cc in a Touhou game or learning a combo in a fighting game.

It's probably learning a combo desu.

Marisa is such bullshit.

How do you even dodge Magic Space: Asteroid Belt, it's just a helix and random bullets from the side while Marisa is shooting straight at you and all the stars are different colours.
It's nauseating to even look at.

Define "combo".

I see.

Still.. Mai waifu >>> random 2hu >>> you're waifu

Yuyuko is supposed to be this guy.

>So who is the most wonderful Touhou, and why is it Marisa?
Because she'll steal just about anything, even your virginity.

Marisa is shit 2bh
Only the crimson slasher is worse.

I never played 2hu, how/where do i start?

Just play EoSD, the sixth game.

If you get past stage 4 then you're in the club.

>having Yuuka as a waifu
>criticize other waifus
This is some next level of ironing

Spent my time on a funner game and 1cc metal slug 3 on the highest difficulty instead

But IN is the best game.
The pair mechanic is the best gimmick, all of the main shot types are very fun, the music is easily the best, the characters are alright and it has more content than any other 2hu.

You can think that, but it's wrong.

It looks beautiful though, just like her.
And you mostly just focus on micro movement. The big stars themselves are easy to dodge just by going left and right, so mostly just have to worry about moving up and down to avoid the small stars.

Well, she's already stolen my heart.

dykes.
what do two dykes do without internet access (so complaining about men on tumblr isnt an option)
a hint: bed + couple in love = ???
three letters

Yuuka isn't my waifu though.

I'd never taint the image of my waifu like this.

oki i will try it 2morrow

but Patchy is piss easy, the only thing that's somewhat difficult is her non-directional Laser non-spell, because it's tedious as fuck.

>but Patchy is piss easy
>The only thing that's hard about her is that this that's by far the easiest thing about her
Thanks "user who only pretends to play the games"

Yuuka is the most wonderful and lovely 2hu of them all.
If you don't at least understand why someone would think that way you clearly are secondary memer.

That's the thing, for new players it's a huge difficulty spike. It's probably the most basic introduction to how Touhou works you can give to anyone.

I like that artstyle though
not realy a butchering..

it's what gives me the most trouble.
the spells are all fairly easy to take head on.

I was talking about myself

But yeah, I love this type of art. It's really cute.

>western: bullet hell
>eastern: 弾幕 (lit. bullet curtain, as in "your hell is our curtain lol" )
says a lot about western's difficulty ramp

>a waifu so great that he needs to shitpost with another girl
Is it Aya because that would explain a fucking lot.
Yuuka is great. The guy Yuukaposting is not.

>all the main shot types are fun
woah buddy. While I like magic team for the bantz, alice's shot type is garbage outside of malice cannon which is a cheap trick anyways.

>he shitposts other girls while favouring his own
>he gets legit mad if others call his fav girl shit

>Aya
Nah, you're not very far off though.

>not defending ur waifu's honor

CUTE LITTLE HORNS. I want to stroke her itty bitty horns, maybe peck her on the lips and watch her get really upset and angry at me for doing nice things to her.

>he fell in love with a fictional character

Well. Hatake or someone from PoFV or MoF. Or someone with wings. Maybe Oku.

>He didn't

define basic

My favorite 2hu isn't my waifu though. She doesn't even compare to my waifu.

>being a loser virgin

Yes, and that's how I can tell that you're lying.
Either that or you're trash and play on easy mode, I guess?

vocaloidotaku.net/?/topic/201-touhou-game-downloads/
If ya got winrar or any good emulator you should be crystal.

I don't get how sex relates to the situation in the pic.

She isn't from MoF or PoFV, and she has no wings.

>Is it Aya because that would explain a fucking lot.
Nah, the shitposter's waifu is Miko.

As in "this is where shit gets real so good luck faggot, also welcome to touhou" kind of basic.

Feels bad.

I want to fuck Reimu.

>Liking men
Nah, TD was boring desu

well in that sense that would kinda apply to all of the games except for the first one.

>24 attempts at something
you don't know "bad" if that's your limit

So Hatake. Duh.

But that's one of her easier cards.
Jesus fuck, user.

lol

Well, if you play Marisa A or Reimu B you only have yourself to blame.

It's Hatate you fucking piece of garbage, HataTe

HA

TA

TE

bombs are fucking stupid.
>dodge shit perfectly never use a bomb
>get hit once and bombs refill

>Have finished everything atleast in normal except GFW and Lolk.
Fairies are hard.

>Has no wings
You are lucky I don't give a shit about hatate

I'll give you a big clue

She has already been posted in this thread

I'm just not gonna post a Clownpiece cap, the counter only goes up to 99+.

Seiga? Or you're just lying about Yuuka.

>Miko
>waifu
The tranny 2hu is a big shit. A great big one.

That being said, she's still cute.

But I 1cc'd PoFV once

No, it's not Yuuka.

You are getting closer, keep going.

it is it a yuuka variant?
Spinning Yuuka, red Yuuka, judge Yuuka, wizard Yuuka?

Clownpiece is so cute. I love the fact she fucks around in the Human Village despite the fact other youkai and fairies know to not fuck with the humans there.

Clappy best immigrant.

It's Aya!

Seija is fucking shit dude

Nah

im the only one thats allowed to like seiga

We're getting there though.

I don't know why, but that one always gives me the most trouble.

I want Seiga to ruin my christmas

Her butt is too big! It drives me insane!

More like the only one who likes her.

Clownpiece is extremely likable and fun, she'd be one of my absolute favorites, if she wasn't such a memehu.

Oh wait it's SA.
Well I've only ever used Reimu A once so I guess I could be wrong.
Carry on, user.

It was Tenshi
not:^)

>no MoF, PoFV, no wings, related to Yuuka and Aya, posted in this thread
I think you are just having a giggle mate.

I think being a loser virgin and falling on love with fictional characters is something that comes bundled

Don't let memes dictate what character you like, user.

>related to Yuuka and Aya
She isn't related to them at all.

And you will NEVER EVER guess it.

Where were you when Tasojew decided to make all of new stuff PS4-exclusive?

youtube.com/watch?v=vajqc4txYU8

It is usually dangerous for women to play with their clitoris while having sharp fingernails. The female vagina is sensetive and you can easly cut into the flesh.
The image implies that Sukuna and Seija are an item. Sukuna takes care of Seija's fingernails so that Seija doesnt harm the lower region of Sukuna while they perform their sexual play.

But I cleared IN with bombs set to max, that still counts right?

>And you I will NEVER EVER tell it to you
ftfy

No big deal ULiL was shit anyway.

i dont care about stupid fucking moe waifubait weeb trash, and I especially dont care about stupidly hard vertical scrolling shootemups

>touhou spin-off's are now property of Sony
it hurts

ok

Oh. That could have been a bit more self-explanatory.

Anyway, thanks. At least I get what the joke is now.

>udonge

Whoooooo cares

user, how do know that stuff?

Of course not.

No one would ever post her again, kinda like the sumireko and SAmireko situation.

final clue
she has never appeared in a manga background shit doesn't count

Koishit

You wish

But I already love some pretty severe memehus, I think admitting that I like Clownpiece too is too much

Does Inaba count?

I love how people (for a given definition of "people" here) still think I'm the only one who posts Sumi.

Sure why not

Does it have to be on lunatic to *really* say you've 1CC'd a Touhou game?

I can beat PCB and EoSD on normal but that's about it

I 1ccd PCB, IN, MoF and TD
you need to finish the game on normal or higher without using continues

You need to beat it on lunatic NBNM otherwise it doesn't count.

>1ccs on 5 2hu games
>Get to post a smug anime face every time this thread gets posted for the rest of my life
Feels glorious

Sony always wins

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female touhou fans exist, mainly in it for the music and cute fan-art.

>background shit doesn't count
Well. We have Seija, Eiki, Shanghai here in the thread. My money is on Seija. Anyway I'm out.

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Get out girls are gross

Kill yourself secondary

Or Raiko if we count this pic
as Raiko

>Navigating a maze of shit
>Fun
youtube.com/watch?v=gPWqmxrDnWM
youtube.com/watch?v=KYNWhxSJILA
youtube.com/watch?v=v0FkEZXVqjk

we're talking about touhou not pacman

>not enjoying the feeling of getting gud

Next 2HU when game?

I think I gave you too many clues

>putting a ring on a shitty fairy

Did I get it?

Next year. Get ready for Fairy Wars 2: Madness Dance

Even though nobody posts her, she is still the best 2hu

Nice excuse. As expected of secondary scrub-kun.

Perhaps

Ran's cute.

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as "Ran", is in fact, Ran/shikigami, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, Ran plus a shikigami. Ran is not an independently functioning familiar unto itself, but rather a base platform for a fully functioning shikigami system made useful by binding rituals, esoteric programming and familiar contracts comprising a full youkai as defined by the spellcard rules. Many onmyouji create modified shikigami from mundane animals every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the shikigami that is commonly used by Yukari Yakumo today is often called "Ran", and many of its acquaintances are not aware that it is basically a standard shikigami behavioral algorithm, projected onto a fox. There really is a Ran, and these people are interacting with her, but she is just a part of the composite familiar that executes Yukari's programming. Ran is the hardware: the corporeal part of a shikigami that provides the resources for the familiar to operate. The base animal is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it only complies with your directives in the context of a complete shikigami system. Ran is kept under control through the presence of a shikigami algorithm: the whole system is basically Ran with a shikigami added, or Ran/shikigami. All the so-called "Ran/Chen oneloli porn" is really porn featuring Ran/shikigami and Chen/shikigami.

Chang'e is the only chink in 2hu

MODS

Riiight.

Shut up, hag

Mima

Rude.

Is this the Soku thread

I 1cc'd HRtP.

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No fun man. You're not supposed to leave a reader in mystery when he guessed your shit.
Not in thread.

I want all Yuyuko mains to have cardiac arrest

I don't play danmaku trash.

But Yuyuko is a fun character for fun-loving people.

lol butthurt

That'd be Wacko

You have less than 5 options.

I think that's quite enough.

>less than 5 options.
Wrong. I forget Sukuna.

Her name isn't Sukuna tho

>you will never play melee with Reimu while drunk
Who does she main, Cred Forums?

>he doesn't main yuyuko
Meiling cuck detected

August 2017.

>nipple
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

Sure but it is same with Minamitsu. Almost nobody cares about that shit. I think I can remove Shanghai. So yeah we have 4 options. Seija, Raiko, Shinmyoumaru and Yabadabadoo but if you're not telling me shit I ain't playing. Or I'm just a victim of ebin rustle here. Whatever.

I CAN BE YOUR WAIFU user
I'M THE BEST TSUKUMOGAMI AND THE MOST MEMORABLE BOSS

I don't know why people always recommend starting with 6. 7 has more forgiving shot types and its gimmick makes not dying easier. 9 and the photography games are best for gittin' gud. There's no good reason to start with 6.

>Yabadabadoo

The games suck. Theres nothing fun about playing a mindless bullet hell.

Im not planning in giving up yet.

C'mon user, Gimme a break, you are killing me.

We went from the xbox hueg cast down to 4 options.

I don't wanna end up like SAmireko.

Tell the truth and I might do that.

Because they're secondaries who don't know any better.

You start this game man not me. Badmouthing other waifus is bad you know.

Why is dai the best thing that has ever happened to the touhou doujin scene?

Kill yourself faggot

So you admit it's not Shanghai.

Then it's Raiko.

>angry fanservice

Well I'm sorry, but I really gotta go and do real life shit.

You can remove the yama, so now you have 3 options, HAVE FUN!

I love these

gay

I wonder if karaage will go back to draw 2hu.

Those doujins are fucking horrible

>someone says Raiko
>"s-s-sorry, gotta go"

Well. It is possibly can't be Raiko because kinda denied that here. . And there was a lot of Sukuna/Seija posting in previous threads. So yeah like I said my money is on Seija. I can still be wrong though.

>shotty is a seijafag
Explains a lot.

Is memepiece or worst girl the next new player?

It's going to be best girl.

It woud explain why he hates LoLK so much.

If ZUN made a poll for an official Touhou crossover fighting game like SSB or MVC, what famous series would you vote for him to use and why?

Stage 5 boss only are playable (outside IN)
Maybe Futo, ZUN hates cats, and I don't think putting Seija would be one of his ideas.

>implying ZUN cares about your silly rules

Super Smash bros.
Considering its style, its the most suited one for the danmaku spam. Give the stages a realy big area with lots of hiding spots and you are good to go.
Shit will be frantic with 4 players

>four-player danmaku
I want this.

I dont.

Why is there so little of the drum

Why does no one want to bang the drum

Because the drum is irrelevant.

now thats shitty art
>musular
>ponytail
>tattoo

I wanna use her as a drum.

Because Raiko is literally unimportant. The Tsukumo sisters and Raiko were a mistake.

I don't need to clear artificialy hard games to feel a sense of worth.

>artificialy hard
Is that the new excuse for being a casual?

>artificially hard

Also, reminder that Neil "Bunny Cunny Destroyer" Armstrong is a 2hu and is canonically BTFO the Lunarians.

amazing
youtube.com/watch?v=8Ma8yggHilk

Because it has best vampire obviously.

I can't bring myself to play a single game for 1-2 weeks. I need variety.

Big fat monk tits

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>muscular
>implying that's bad
Wew

This is your teacher for tonight

It's all she knows.

>drink tea, sweep the shrine
>maintain barrier
>wait for donations
>occasionally evangelize / attempt fraud on the villagers
>remove youkai
>repeat daily

ohoho, dont get me wrong friend.
I woundlt mind if the girl is larger than me and also muscular, but it needs to fit the girl. Raiko doesnt fit that role, at all. Try Yuugi.

A ponytail on such short hair is a sin, anyway. Mightaswell try to become a librarian..

>look at me, I am a huge secondary - the waifu
Remrem a better vamvam you fagfag

Cancer

>being triggered by the hair
>implying a drummer doesn't have arms this fit
Really it hardly counts as muscle at all. It's just a less anime artstyle.

>Raiko doesnt fit that role
Actually drummers need to be in fit in order to be able banging drum constantly for at least 2 hours.

"I'm a shoot first, ask questions never kind of person"

it's not gay
me2

>tfw nobody remembers the Alice LARPer

Remi is shit tho.

:/

Factually incorrect.

>Rem
>still relevant
>much more is known about her
>acts cute because she is still childish

>Flan
>ZUN even forgot about her at one point
>all we know is that she was in the basement, is stronger than Remi and that she is rather extreme
>acts like some insane clown, killing everything because "its fun"

Flan a shit

Christian Yuuka is shit too.

>check the artist
Oh boy.

Remi is literally a 500 year old child playing "big evil vampire".
She's childish, she is a child.
That's what it means to become a vampire, according to ZUN.

CHURAZEE Fran never was funny, it's one of those horrible secondary memes.

slow reflexes and tunnel vision

Flan has a more unique design and is cuter than Remi.

only on normal tho

Because not videogames.