Sunglasses

>sunglasses
>+1 Charisma

That's cause they hide those beady little eyes of yours, user.

Sunglasses are for douchebags

now your CHR is 0

...

>rolls for charisma check
>full score
>steals your girl and cucks you

>drink beer
>-2 PER

Should I play fallout 4?
Is it good?

...

>drink beer
>-PER, -INT, +CHA

no
no

Well certainly you should, endless levels and infinite quests. You buy it right now user and pre-order Skyrim again while you're at it.

Thank you

Pirate it

If you can get it very cheaply.
It's OK as mindless entertainment but the second you stop to think about it the illusion dissipates.

That was obvious, problem is if I should even bother.

>hat
>+1 PER

Keeps the sun out of your eyes.

its only cucking if shes still my girl. but you stole her so shes yours now. enjoy those sloppy seconds

>have migraines
>need to wear sunglasses when its bright outside or I'll get a headache
>look like a memedouche

Epin just eric

>smoke a cigarette
>+1 coolness

>debuff "Doom"

>smoke cigarettes
>life goes down

I have light sensitivity and have to wear them outdoor and in well lit buildings

>fedora
> -10 to charisma

>read magazine
>+2 to speech (60 seconds)

Definitely, don't forget to buy the DLC too

>need big book of science
>300 caps
>only +1 int

>female
>-1 INT, +1 CHA

Fuck you, todd.
I'm pirating your shitty game.

Dumb frogposters

2: ENEMY POSTER, 50
2: I'VE GOT HIM

...

>+10 INT

>frogposting
>-10 int