How will you defeat the bandits and get in the tower Cred Forums?

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As you aproach to succ his dicc as a sign of friendship he kicks you in the head knocking you down

What now?

Find another tower. One with no guards.

Tell him that Hammer guy called him a weenie

You can't escape from this battle

Sword-kun taunts you

what now?

Mumble an apology and leave, to find another tower. With no guards.

I summon my familiar and shoot them with arrows

Kick him in the stomach and puncture his asshole with his own sword?

Use a cheat code.

You apologize sword-kun laughs at you for being such a faggot

you can't escape from the battle

What now?

Ask to borrow his weapon

Continue mumbling apologies and start backing up.

Fight him.

parry the swordsman, punch him to death a la dark souls and loot his sword

parry the pikeman

parry the double axes

loot double axes and stunlock martial artist

stunlock archer

stunlock mage

1 shot kill rogue

roll around mchammer and strike in the back

roll around paladin and strike on a vulnerability until he dies

kite torchguy or stunlock him

enter tower and die to havel

You ask to borrow his weapon sword guy gives it to you

What now?
0 DECIDES

try to kiss him!

you give it back to him and say thank you

Force him to let me suck his cock

Summon your stando da

use it to kill some other guy then return it to him

Sell the sword for mad $$$

HARAKIRI!

Spare him because he's no longer a threat and move on to the next enemy

Attack him

Ask for the sheath.

Ohhhhh shit

Well, fuck.
>Come into thread
>We just committed suicide

>inb4 your weak noodly arms are to weak to cut your own belly.

that's a perfect analogy for Cred Forums.

>hey guys how do I solve this problem
>just kill yourself.

>cursed sword
>turn undead

I mean like this
youtube.com/watch?v=uIYnm6CENQ0

>"Woah dude, be careful with that sword. You could seriously hurt yourself."

Cred Forums is a graveyard, man. You're here forever.

>He thinks a swordsman needs a sword

You impale yourslef and swordguy you survive by a miracle but swordguy dies

You now have his sword

What now?

Is OP dead? I was looking forward to this thread. Just think of some shitty excuse for the main character to live

throw the sword away

Finish your self off out of guilt for accidentally killing Swordguy.

drink his blood to restore my HP

Use killer queen to make all of their weapons explode on them, and SHA for flame fuckboi in the back

Stab myself again

Impale ourselves again.

Finish the job.

Shit i forgot 1 decides

Also tripfagging now

ask the paladin to heal you

Boy oh boy

Nigger

woah

NOOOO

kek

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Enter
*type* Whosyourdaddy
Enter again

Less shitty edition

>the sword goes through the same hole and does no damage

You stab yourself again
What now?
2 decides

Stab myself in the head.

Do it over and over till i die

Stab self in head.

just fcking kill myself

impale myself in the neck

Collapse

HAHAHAHAHAH

...

and we are done!

nice

the people have spoken

Oh boy

...

This kills the thread

gg no re

These are both me get rekt op dont nigger your way out of this

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You die and you are unable to ascend to the afterlife because you didn't enter the tower

You are now a ghost

What now?
3 decides

>inb4 clover
Posting in bed for max comfy

ghost suicide

Go to a ladies bathhouse.

Become spooky

I mean, shit, man, maybe we unlock some new power by doing this?

spook them all!

Possess a cute girl to become a trap

jerk off on the paladin
he feels the spirits

go haunt that dickhead with the bow

lewds when

Ask satan to take your soul so you die for good now and be unable to continue the thread.

Call the ghostbusters

BUSTING MAKES ME FEEL GOOD

stab ghost self with ghost sword to rematerialize

spook them all

Call ghostbusters who kill me and call op a dirty nigger

Possess axe guy

become a ghost king

take over a guy's body

Spook the bandits away

Possess the stronk hammer man.

flow through guards and get into the tower

SPOOK THEM ALL!

Fap in front of Paladin.

die

Kill a bunch of jet fuel and steel beams then douse yourself in ghost jetfuel lye on ghostly steel beams and kill yourself again permanently

possess the fire wizard and enter the tower

get some hot fucking ghost chick and bang her so hard you come back to life,stronge than before

Ghost-harikari.

Take over spearbros body and continue on to the tower

Say lewd things to the female bandits

LEL

WEW

Mah man

Deus Ex Machina yourself back to life and gain super powers.

...

FUCKING HELL

OP WHERE ARE YOU?!

This pleases me

holy kek

Spook the bandits until they leave

you piece of shit

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Go into the fucking tower or whatever our original goal was

>inb4 we become another fucking ghost

Archer has killed the bandits and taken the tower for himself

What do you do?

KEK

You are already dead nothing changes
From now on only replies to the post with rolling number count
What now?
4 decides

go haunt the karate guy

End the thread
by killing self

Ascend to the Valhalla for people that died in glorious battle but specifically in front of towers

kys

Turn into 3d like in super paper mario and avoid them

Shit pants

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sit there forever

Fuck off into a different area, completely disregarding the tower and its shitty treasure.

call the GHOSTBUSTERS

Go into the tower holy fuck I wanna know what's inside

Just float past those guys and into the tower obviously

Find a priest to get exorcised

Wew lad first post

Form a band of ghosts

Become the ghost of John Candy instead

nothing, forever

WE'RE THE FUCKING GHOST. just fly directly to the fucking tower.

Motorboat the spirit healers or whatever they are called in WoW that bring you back to life.

Walk into the light.
Then commit soduku

drink ghost poison that i find on the ground and ghost-die

STOP TIME WITH MY STANDO, ZA WARDO!

Then leave, I'm a motherfucking ghost.

Oh look, the shambling corpse of a Loli Zombie.
Jump into it and take control.

sudoku

Spook some dudes

Spook them into siuzide by slaping their asses for the next 20 years.

Get a ghost harem of super stronk chick ghosts

Not yet you illiterate fag

Possess the wizard and do gay shit with everyone then hop out of him

poopoopeepee yourself

Possess a cute girl and return to the tower

kYS yourself

Go haunt your daughter and leave behind clues to help her figure out how to lead humanity into space before the earth becomes uninhabitable

Call a priest and ghostbusters and do the ghost jet fuel thing from earlier permantly dying and deleting the thread

wew

Posses the next Guy.

nice

reroll

Find sword guy's ghost and apologize to him, we were only trying to kill ourselves.

possess the fire wizard and run to the tower

...

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

harvest a bit of my ghost cum for later

...

possess big mace man, throw a party with the m8s

welp

Headslide. Always headslide

Feels good getting a get, better make some hot fucking ghosts OP, I haven't fapped today.

Nice

Yes you have.

Peel off foreskin, and feed it to dogs

Perfectly memed friend, I like it a lot.

That move was so fucking ridiculously good

You assemble a harem of extremely overpowered ghost girls

What now?
5 decides

Saw right through me, goddamnit

commit sudoku

>OP doesn't have ghost waifu's in picture
FRAUD
R
A
U
D

suck a ghost dragon's dragon ghost cock and eat it's warm sticky load

Have them possess the hueg hammer man, paladin, wizard, and invariable health monk

Challenge them to a ghost battle.

ghost sex

Fuck forgot the shitty drawing
Roll to this post

Find the ghost of hitler and get gassed with ghost zyklon b then ghostbusters and a priest also kill me ending the thread

Where are the ghost tiddies, fuccboi?

go back to purgatory

Reroll

you fuck them

Retire and open a hotel.

Give them the ghost D and live happily for the rest of my life.

JoJo pose.
[MENACING] required.

>no giant boobs
IM GOING TO WRECK YOUR ASS

Suck the redhead's girl penis.

Draw them, faggot.

fuck to death

ghost sex

Ghost brothel woo

Go back to the tower and prepare for an attack

>SJW ghosts

Die again in their THICC thighs

I R E L A N D
R
E
L
A
N
D

Its time for payback

reroll

Possess wizard and make him fellate the other bandits while the girls watch

Call up ghost chad to c uck you four times at once

fight the girls

kek, rolling for this

eat my own ass

Challenge them to a duel-to-the-more-death.

shit get

Combine

Get another ghost to cuck you.

This but it also kills you and sends you to hell ending the thread

ask the paladin to kill them

Gay

rip thread

the sjw ghosts rise against your patriarchy and you have to beat them all

You ask the paladin to kill them he sends the girls to hell

What now?
6 decides

Become wandering dancers

commit eternal suicide and end the thread

end the fucking thread

Have the paladin convert you so you can go to heaven.

Ask him to kill me too

Possess the paladin and use revive spell to bring back ghost harem

Try to posses him.

How will you defeat the bandits and get the girl, Cred Forums?

Just end the fucking thread

Become an angel and befriend paladin

Possess the paladin and get an errection

Ask the paladin to send you to hell.

Fuck
Reroll

die again

Ask the paladin to kill you.

Nigga it's clear no one wants the thread up alreasy, you avoided ending the thread 5 times already this six and it's over

kek

reroll. become ghost of the ghost

YES WE FINALLY ACCOMPLISHED OUR GOAL OF KILLING OURSELVES

Well that shouldn't be too hard I mean-

Wait, is that KOO DRAGONHEAD? Fuck it, nobody beats him!

HAHAHAH it's over

Build up speed for 12 hours and kill him with only half an a press

>you betrayed your fellow hot ghost chicks
>you regret it so much you ask for the one punishment worthy, hell
>you're now in hell forever
>bad end
good job Cred Forums

>implying op isnt a niggerfaggot
>implying the paladin wont just say no

1000 hours in Paint.

You are now in hell trapped in there

It's finally over.

>vee will never get past the spear guy

>no hot big titted demons with huge cocks
Jesus FUCK op you're such a humongous faggot
fucking kys srsly

Take over the Hell tower.

Disarm the fighter, he cries and runs away.

Sunder the spear guy's spear with newly acquired greatsword, and impale.

Lol, dual wielding axes is retarded, just kick him in the balls a lot.

This is a western setting, monks don't exist.

If the archer hasn't killed me by now, he gets 1 shotted.

If the wizard hasn't killed me by now, he also gets one shotted.

This is a western setting, curved swords don't exist.

Dex > Str

This guy has a lot of health, but he's a paladin and these are bandits. He has probably been helping me once he saw I was beating up bandits, thanks for the heals, bruh!

Disarm the wand caster, he cries and runs away.

Find Satan, make him your bitch.

it's ogre
rip thread

Good end thread

Ascend to heaven

where are the girls?

You meet the faggots you destroyed in hell

My 7 decides you escape from hell

Meet up with sword guy

>go into the third dimension
>walk around them
too ez

You tip your fedora really hard a pretend hell doesnt exist despite being a ghost for the last 20 minutes before being sent to hell

>Cred Forums will never ever finish one of this threads
>We will never know what is in the tower

>sunder

EVEN IN DEATH, I STILL SERVE

It's another tower and another set of guards

Its where they store all remaining copies of e.t for atari

Rolling for a 7 to escape from hell

rolling for escapism

Yes?

Baba, not ba.

Anyway I go left. The thing on the right us a teepee, not a tower. I don't see the tower on screen, so I move left because it must be that way.

The half-decomposed physical bodies of the ghost girls.

Its a set of dragon dildos

Recruit Satan to destroy the tower on earth

oh shit nigger, there's a tower in hell guarded by ghosts and shit

Rolling for escaping hell
check this 5

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What do you think this is, no man's buy?

You canivide by zero

Nice

You escape from hell
8

go meet up with Satan

At the end is a mad as fuck mod who gives you a stern telling of then bans you from life forever.

Congrats.

Yes you can, but it'll end up wrong.

Revive Dubs

>missed one of these threads

Did OP get banned?

wheres my ghost army?

If I'm in hell, I at least need to know my harem is okay

Nah the thread just ended we are trapped in hell

Oh. At least we finished.

Make a new one pls i missed it